This is a wonderful commentary...we need a lot more like him.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4xfMisqab8

Well I've been seeing this floating around from person to person to person, so here's my slant on it. I guess if I have to list that "I stole it" from someone I'd have to say from Ollis (he's such a bad influence).


1) Do you like your bears young or old?
Yes, age is a state of mind ergo you're only as old as you feel, so it's really irrelevant.

2) What type of facial hair (Goatee, beard, mustache, none)?
Any from smooth shaven to well kept beard and all states in between. I don't like scraggly beards and abhor ZZ-Top style.

3) Fat or muscled?
Fat naturally...I'm still not sure that true "Bears" are actually muscular.

4) Tall or short?
Height doesn't matter, I've dated a dwarf and I've dated someone more than a head taller than me.

5) Favorite body part (Ass, stomach, chest, etc.)?
Belly...I use to have a saying and that was "I go by the 3B theory...the Bigger the Belly the Better."

6) Country/Rural/Cowboy type or City/Urban/White Collar type?
I'm partial to "good 'ol country boys".

7) Do you like your bear to be a top, bottom, or versatile?
Versatility is a bear's best friend.

8) Do you like them shy or bold?
Not too shy and not too bold...there has to be a happy medium.

9) Do you have any sort of uniform or suit fetish for bears (Cop, Military, Business Man, etc)?
Do bib overalls count? A big bear wearing nothing but a pair of bib overalls is just dreamy.

10) What kind of cock do you like on your bear (Small, fat, long, etc.)?
Does he have one, yep, check...is it deformed, nope, check....we're good to go. I will say that uncut is somewhat funner than cut but it's all good.

11) Do you prefer your bear to use dirty talk or loving talk while having sex?
Meh...there's other things that he could be doing with his mouth, but if he has to talk then it better be loving in some way.

12) Do you like your bear to call you "boy"?
Nope, I'm an equal, plain and simple.

13) Do you like your bear to call you "son"?
No, he's not my daddy and I'm not his, as said above we're equals.

14) Does your bear smoke (Pipe, cigar, etc)?
Hmmm...that's a toughie...well it's like this...I don't mind if he doesn't smoke anything but.... Hey look at the time, it's 4:20, I guess that's all I have time to say on this matter.

15) Would you repost this meme on your FA page?
Well it looks like I just did so, yes.

If you have never listened to this you really should. I find it very funny to say the least....and believe me the least said may be the better hehehe. http://youtube.com/watch?v=D0OeB3sodhc

This one is one I can relate to (although I always referred to it as "10 desert island albums").

Everyone who reads this, and who would find such a topic interesting, should submit their own Top 10 Albums. The albums don't have to go in order of how good they are. Just list what you like.

01. Jeff Wayne - "The War of the Worlds"
02. The Alan Parsons Project - "Tales of Mystery and Imagination"
03. Alabama 3 - "Power in the Blood"
04. Billy Idol - "Cyberpunk"
05. Enigma - "The Cross of Changes"
06. Pink Floyd - "Wish You Were Here"
07. Men Without Hats - "Pop Goes the World"
08. Mike Oldfield - "Tubular Bells III"
09. Saga - "Worlds Apart"
10. The Seatbelts - "Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door O.S.T. Future Blues"