It was unexpected that I would be called in to work like this but here I am, living in Ontario.

As an aside if anyone has tips for apartment hunting in Toronto I am all ears

wow, i never thought i'd have 150 people watching me.

Thank you, all of you.

even though you are peeping toms x3

Recently Great Britain passed a bill that would require ISPs to block and filter all porn sites. Now an upstart Conservative backbencher from Winnipeg is proposing the same thing for Canada, once again under the banner of "For the Children" much in the same way they tried to push bill C30 not too long ago. Censorship, is shit, and using children as a smokescreen for your own puritanical bullshit is deplorable.

This bill, if passed would also affect me, because the college i go to does not have dorms I still live at home, with a father who can be stupidly uptight about sexual matters, I know my dad, he would probably opt out to porn if he had the choice. Now, I'm a sexually frustrated young gay man with a libido running at it's prime with no current outlet to vent my pent up urges, so yes, i spank the monkey whenever i get pent up, and i'd like to continue my longstanding, respectful tradition of not informing my father of my sexual habits, and i doubt i'm the only young person in canada who feels that way.

this could be harmful to LGBT youth who's advice forum is blocked by filters and they can't go to their parents for any number of reasons.

aside from all of that, parents can already install filters, major search engines already have safe search, why do we even need bullshit like this? The government shouldn't have to step in and do the parenting for us, it should be up to us to decide what our children can and can't see, and to give them good answers when they start asking legitimate questions about sex and sexuality.

now enough of this bullshit >:U

Yeah yeah i know, it's supposed to be TMI Tuesday, but i've never liked Tuesday so whatev :3

anyway, since i got a few new watchers i figured i might do this so y'all can get to know a little more abut me ^^;

ask me whatever :D

Ok...let's do this

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[X] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[X] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[X] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[X] You've done your own laundry.
[X] You can vote in an election.
[X] You can cook for yourself.
[X] You think politics are interesting

TOTAL SO FAR: 7

[ ] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[ ] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[X] You like to take walks by yourself.
[X] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[X] You drink caffeine at least once a week.

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[X] You know how to do the dishes.
[X] You can count to 10 in another language.
[X] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[X] You can mow the lawn.
[X] You study even when you don't have to.
[X] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 16

[X] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[X] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[ ] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[X] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[X] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[ ] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[X] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[X] You have been to the beach.
[X] You use the internet every day.
[X] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[ ] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 24

[X] You have filed a tax return
[X] You have used a pay phone
[X] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[X] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[X] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[X] You still have and use a VCR

Total: 30

well...i'm a greymuzzle

shit

-_-


totally NOT (wink wink) Stolen (Nudge Nudge) from  narsassus

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-b.....onspiracy.html

Is it getting crazy in here, or am i just garbage pail?

I challenge you all to come up with tidbits of weird news from your region (actualy actual news articles) that make you question if you're the last sane person in your state or county or town (or stories that are weird as hell doesn't matter)

My old acquaintance, Depression has decided to stop in again, this time deciding to focus on my loneliness, no idea on how long i'm going to feel alone, but for the time being it seems like it's here to stay a while, I may not right anything for a while, just considering how shitty i feel at this time.

stolen, borrowed whatevered from An_Bear_Mor

Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- No
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- never
Slept in until 5 PM? --- yes, but i had to stay up 22 hours to do it
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes, possibly narcoleptic, or just really, really bored
Ran a red light? --- does running on foot through an intersection count?
Been suspended from school? --- Not really, but i got a fuckload of detentions
Experienced love at first sight? --- hehe yup ^^
Totalled your car in an accident? --- i don't drive
Been fired from a job? --- Nope
Fired somebody? --- never had that kind of power
Sang karaoke? --- once in a while, if my compatriots are drunk enough
Pointed a gun at someone? --- never
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- so many times
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes (Milk)
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- I'm canadian, it's practically the law here :P
Kissed in the rain? --- no
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- not yet
Seen someone die? --- no
Played spin-the-bottle? --- nope
Sang in the shower? --- is the pope catholic?
Smoked a cigar? --- no
Sat on a rooftop? --- not yet
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- once
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- not that i remember
Skipped school? --- only when i couldn't face the day
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? --- no, but i have had conversations in my sleep
Walked a moonlit beach? --- not yet, need the right guy
Ridden a motorcycle? --- nope
Dumped someone? --- yes
Forgotten your anniversary? --- yeah ^^; but he did too
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- never had a run in with the law
Ridden on a helicopter? --- nope, but i'm open to it
Shaved your head? --- used to sport a buzz cut back in the day
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes
Played a prank on someone? --- oh yeah
Hit a home run? --- never
Felt like killing someone? --- plenty of times
Cross-dressed? --- no, but if i was going to do a Rocky Horror party, then hell yes
Been falling-down drunk? --- oh yeah ^^;
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- yes, but i dun want to :(
Eaten snake? --- No
Marched/Protested? --- hell yes, gay pride and human rights
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- i honestly don't remember
Puked on an amusement ride? --- a long time ago
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- yes, walmart
Been in a band? --- nope
Knitted? --- do i look like a granny?
Been on TV? --- a few times, snippets of me on the news
Shot a gun? --- never
Skinny-dipped? --- too cold
Caused someone to need stitches? --- never
Ridden a surfboard? --- no
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- fuck yeah
Had surgery? --- yeah
Streaked? --- no
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- oh yeah
Donated Blood? --- no
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes it wasn't on and i was very disappointed
Eaten alligator meat? --- there are limits to what i will eat
Eaten cheesecake? --- oh god......HNGH! MOUTHGASM!
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- yes, and it is AWESOME
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- no
Peed your pants in public? --- Yes ^^;
Written graffiti? ---nope
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes...always
Been in handcuffs? --- not yet, but i ant to try it >=3
Believe in love? --- oh yeah, love......in love now
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- it's all my side

what? 10 minutes and i still can't think of anything to write? Hooray Brain! you fail me yet again...X(

so, what's been going on with me you may ask? who's this hawt piece 'o ass? and why is he making me feel strange in my pants? okay so you probably never asked or want to ask those questions, but relax, i'm here to answer the questions you're too repulsed to ask! =D in reverse order:

1) Congratulations! You have caught Teh Ghey! your Orientation on your new Orientation starts in an hour! hot man ass to follow orientation.

2) i'm just a shy wolf, so you won't see the answer unless you PM =3

and finally...

3) well, there was the time i slayed the drago.....no, that wasn't me........When i went to the Moon.......wait, that may have been Neil Armstrong......saved the world..........nope, Superman.....partied with strippers.......nah, that was Charlie Sheen, i tell you i do not envy him......learned to dance from Fred Astaire....shit, that was Ginger Rogers......I'll get it.....oh wait! i remember.......no......and i lost it...

I'm sure i'll remember something awesome i did/will do something awesome some day, until then, have some Mutherf**kin Cake!

it Has Mutherf**kin Sprinkles!