It's my birthday, bitches! Celebrate me! Art for me! Me me me me me! Yeah, that's what THIS day is all about!

I am the very model of a modern sadomasochist
I can not count on both my hands the number of boots that I've kissed
Identifying leathers is a task of great simplicity
From latigos to suedes I've felt their lashes in great quantity
I'm very well acquainted too with paddles and the riding crop
I understand their uses in the hands of a discerning top
About piercing needles I'm teeming with a lot o' news
I've studs in genitalia and in my ears a dozen screws
I'm very good at pony play and into breath control and such
I know the scientific names for all nerve points to prod and touch
I've collars that go round my neck and cuffs that go around my wrists
I am the very model of a modern sadomasochist.

I know our storied history from Stonewall to the Spanner Five
I've answered to the master's lash and been flogged till I was barely live
I quote in delirious glee the rules of the oldest guard
I've safewords to protect me when the punishment grows much too hard
I can tell the shaggy bears from the furriest of leathermen
I can even croak the chorus to this song when bound up in a pen
I can be suspended from rings in my shoulders and back
And whistle while a throng with switches give my body twenty whacks
Then I can write a dissertation on our namesake lord De Sade
And have my body set alight in fireplay with a brave facade
I've collars that go round my neck and cuffs that go around my wrists
I am the very model of a modern sadomasochist.

In fact I know what's meant by "urolagnia" and "boned corset"
When I can tell at sight a cat o' nine tails from a martinet
With such affairs as play parties and munches I'm exuberant
I've often visited such events in clothing best described as scant
I have learned what progress has been made in modern medicine
I always have in my pocket a Whartenberg wheel and not a pen
In short when I've a knowledge of a kink that is to be explored
My information should be considered complete and not ignored
My personal tastes still linger in the areas quite leathery
When covering my body from parts both public and nether-y
I've collars that go round my neck and cuffs that go around my wrists
I am the very model of a modern sadomasochist.

So at the encouragement of a couple of friends of mine, I've decided to upload the stuff I've put on paper up till now. One of those "See how your skills advance" exercises. Except I haven't done anything to advance my skills in almost a year. But oh well, it's something to work on. There's a lot of problems with most of these pics, but apparently I can't let that stop me from subjecting you all to them. Enjoy!

(-) means I'm not a fan
(+) means I like it (more than one + means a lot
(o) means I dont really care
(~) means I'm undecided
Anal (+)
Breast (+)
Breast Expansion (o)
Bondage (+)
Clothing (o)
Leather (+)
Stockings (o)
Shoe/Boots (-)
Creampie (+)
Desks (o)
Muscle *Male (+)
Muscle *Female (-)
Herm (+)
Fur (+)
Babyfur (-)
Transformation (~)
Macro (o)
Micro (o)
Possession (~)
Impregnation (+)
Pregnancy (+)
Lactation (-)
Scat (-)
Vore (-)
Paw (-)
Foot (-)
Suit and Tie (+)
Urine (+)
Incest (+)
Yuri (+)
Yaoi (+)
Sissy Boy (-)
Mind Control (~)
Rape (-)
Uniform (o)
Orgy (+++)
Subbing (+)
Domming (~)

1. What is your character's name?
- CleverFox

2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
- A fabulous furry occasionally non morphic fox.

3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
- Hello erection! Let's play!

4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
- Clothes? Probably black jeans and Behemoth shirt. But generally naked is better.

5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
- What a very odd question... Probably eyes.

6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
- Yep. Cheekans and pies.

7. How is your character similar to you?
- A little soft around the middle, and lascivious as all get out.

8. How is he different?
- Fur, tail, paws...

9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
- Sure, even when non moprhic.

10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
- Scamper!

11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
- Not really.

12. What advantages does your character have over you?
- The whole shapeshifting thing, even though it is involuntary.

13. What disadvantages?
- Sometimes no thumbs?

14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
- Not really, no.

15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
- One that people know about, but is unseen on the interwebs. Our wedding picture.

16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
- Not particularly, no.

17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
- I really don't know.

18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
- Shapeshifting.

19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same traits?
- Nope!

20. Have you written any stories about your character?
- One or two, but they were mostly quick bits of smut and I didn't even bother to save them let alone upload them anywhere. Except for one. No, you can't read that one.

21. How has your character changed since his first creation?
- The shapeshifting pretty much came up about two or three years after I started being a fox on line. Aside from that, no changes that I can recall.

22. Give us a one-liner from her.
- 1 w1ll str1k3 j00 d0wn 4nd st34l j00r ch33k4nz! B3w4r3!

23. What's something people would be surprised to learn about your character?
- I honestly can't think of anything there either.

24. If you met your character in real life, what would you do with him or her?
- Well, like most of us I suspect sex is pretty high up on the list, but I'd frolic with me a bunch too.