Mah dick

So talking sheep from the internets will  countnsheep be posting some more awesome art in the days to come?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiLZ7cWA2SA

Its refreshing... ;)

Ego... Seriously I love drawing my fursona so much that even though I have other characters I could be drawing I just like to draw Lori. Like seriously if and when I do draw a different character I'm always so bored with it lol. Wtf is wrong with me? POP TARTS

I wish there was a category in Artist Type for "Pinup Artist" cause thats what I really consider myself more than anything. I kinda ditched the whole full on porn thing long ago and my work has become more softcore displaying my characters in sexy poses whether they be clothes or not. I really enjoy doing work like this much more than drawing sex, not to say that I don't get enjoyment out of seeing others draw more hardcore themes. I'm not exactly sure what brought me to this point whether it was my experiences in dealing with less than desirable scenarios with people who were very demanding when it came to me simply creating fap material for them or perhaps since I focused on nuanced techniques with coloring that made pinup art more appealing to me but regardless I'm glad things went this direction. Now you may be asking yourself "But Lori how can you say such things when you hardly ever post anything at all?" For that question I have to say "Uhhhhh.... I dunno lol" But seriously I apologize for being grossly inactive on this site as of late and I would like to do more to remedy that in the future. I don't think I'll take requests anymore because that leads to a lot of broken promises and if I owed any of you art and I know I do owe some of you guys artwork I am truly sorry for flaking out. Sometimes I'll say "Oh yeah I'll draw you something" Then I forget or I'll try to draw it and things don't come out the way I like and I kinda just give up. On top of this I don't even offer an explanation which is the worst offense of all and for that I don't even know how to begin apologizing but I will. Yes I've been kind of a cunt and for that I'm sorry and I'll try to do better. I hope that clears things up for some and I hope you guys can forgive me. If you can't forgive then so be it but I'm moving forward and drawing whenever inspiration strikes and thats how I'll continue from here on out.

If anyone's wondering whatever became of my sister  nadyawilson the truth is, I ate her. No, not in a sexual omg durr incest kinda way. I mean I chopped her up into little bits, put those bits into my mouth, chewed and swallowed. She was delicious :)

Beer and Netflix lol. So how did you all spend your V-days?

So listen here bitches. I'm here to pimp out my main hoe  in_abyss She's offering commissions so I suggest if you're interested in buying some great art you should talk to her. If not I may have to choke a bitch, but seriously check her out though. You won't be disappointed. Here's a link to her journal with all the deets: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1943970/

Somedays I feel like this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8

Appearance:
[x] = You have blue/green eyes.
[] = You blush a lot.
[x] = You giggle.
[x] = You're quiet.
[x] = You say random silly things.
[] = You have a baby face.
[x] = You wear a more down to earth style of clothing.
[x] = You don't wear halter tops or anything to showy.
[] = You're under 5 feet 6 inches tall.
TOTAL SO FAR: 6

Innocence:
[] = You're a virgin.
[] = Just thinking of sexual things makes you blush.
[x] = Your idea of a date is really romantic.
[] = You sleep with a stuffed animal.
[x] = You like to cuddle.
[x] = You've never played the Nervous game.
[x] = You don't even know what the nervous game is.

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

Colors:
[] = You like the color pink/light blue.
[] = You tend to wear bright/girly colors.

TOTAL SO FAR: 11

Personality:
[] = You can be ignorant/oblivious.
[] = You'd consider yourself shy.
[x] = You like happy upbeat music.
[] = You like "Cutesy" music.

TOTAL SO FAR: 12

What YOU think is cute:
[x] = You like small animals
[] = You like babies a lot.
[x] = Small/mini versions of things make you go

TOTAL: 14

Multiply how many you got by 4
Repost as: "I'm 56% Cute"

I NEED PICTURES! PICTURES OF SPIDERMAN!!!

But anyways, ever thought of being a superhero/villain? Of course you have! But what powers would you have? Flight? Telepathy? The power to shoot fire ants out of your ass? Well there's no use in picking because its usually fate that decides what powers a hero will have so here's the deal:

Go to http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superpower_Wiki

Click the "Random Page" button.

Whatever you get is now your super power.

This is my power http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/.....uced_Paralysis >;3

I don't get it. 151 proof rum has been my regular for a while so why is this 92 proof shit kicking my asshole? Anyhoozle drunken Lori needs attention so ask me whatever...

How tough are ya?

Hula girls are sexy. I want one. Someone give me a hula girl right now

Alright, so I'm slowly getting back into the swing of things with FA. Been drawing a lot lately with a few good ones I feel I can actually post on here. As you've seen I've bee doing a lot of full traditional work lately. Its mostly because I still need to work the kinks out of this new computer I got recently. Seems all of my art programs keep crashing on me so I'm sticking to the traditional media and putting the digital stuff on the backburner for now. However I am enjoying the traditional stuff even if it does take a bit longer. What do you guys think? How are you liking the new stuff I've been putting out? Is there anything I need to improve upon? Certain subject matter you'd like to see more of? Any input you guys may have would be most appreciated.

Well fuck her! And fuck the horse she rode in on! D:< No seriously, fuck her with a swordfish dildo held by Poseidon himself!!! Hmm... so many nautical terms lately. Anyhoozle... I'm 27, and no I'm not one of those chicks thats like OMG I'M ALMOST 30! I'M OLD AND I'LL NEVER GET MARRIED NOW BAWWWWWW!!! Frankly... I don't care if I ever get married or any of that stuff people are supposed to have by x amount of years. I'm just working, living my life, and having as much fun as I possibly can. I'm slowly but surely getting back into doing art. Learning lots of new techniques and you'll see some more of it in the next few weeks. As far as birthday festivities are concerned I have no clue what I'm doing. I'll probably go out with some friends for drinks this weekend. The other day I a bought some new bed sheets as a gift to myself. They're so comfy :3 I'd like to thank my sis  nadyawilson for the birthday wishes and the wonderful art :P http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3975050/ And once again I'd like to thank all of you out there for your support these past couple years I've been on this site and I'll be looking forward to being on here for many more years to come.

Yes you can!

http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html

Seriously I'm drunk. Ask me anything right now

Alright so today after work I head to the grocery store for a few items. I ended up coming home with three things: Cough medicine, ky jelly, and bacon. As I approached the cashier I thought this was quite the interesting assortment of items. Anyways have any of you walked up to the register with an interesting assortment of grocery items?

Let me start off by saying I'm sorry I haven't been around much lately even though I said I would. I've been having some serious computer issues as of late. It all started almost a month ago. I come home from work turn on my computer and mac osx won't load up. At first I'm like w/e. Next day osx still doesn't load and now I'm concerned. I call up the apple store and schedule an appointment to have em check it out. I lug my heavy-ass G5 desktop through the mall to the apple store and when I get there of course since apple is such a trendy faggot company the so-called "genius" team is almost completely ill-equipped to get my comp up and running. However eventually they do get it to work. Relieved I happily lug my heavy-ass computer home (Go ahead feel how firm my arms are now lol). I get home, hook everything up, turn on my comp, and....... NOTHING! SHIT STILL STILL ISN'T LOADING THE FUCKING OS!!! At this point you can imagine I was royally pissed. I call up the apple store and tell em its still not working. Chick on the phone says all the genius guys are busy but I could schedule another appointment. I'm like fuck that shit and call Geeksquad instead. I have to wait another week for my Geeksquad appointment. The day comes and the agent comes to my house ready to work. He runs the diagostic program. Hard drive checks out, software checks out. The agents tells me the issue is... *drumroll* MY MOTHERBOARD IS FUCKED! Apparently it overheated at some point and burned something out so I have two options new motherboard or new computer and since I already paid an arm, both of my legs, and my left tit (no there will be no pics of this) for my G5 there will be no new computer. So I'm looking for someone who knows how to replace a mac motherboard. I've gotten a few referrals already so its really a matter of time and money. In the meantime I need some kind of computer access and luckily a friend of mine was selling his laptop for 70 bucks so I figure fuck it I'll get the laptop. I get it from him today, hook it up, it runs on linux no biggie.... No! BIG FUCKING DEAL! I can't seem to do jack-shit on this computer. I CAN EVEN STREAM PORN D:< So I borrow my roommates windows vista disk to get away from this linux faggotry and the fucker won't load because there is a lock on the computer to prevent an OS change. RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!! So it would seem I now have two computers that won't give me what I want... *sigh* Fuck my life... rant over...

So I've been browsing around FA lately and I notice there are different cub pages for different kinds of furs. I was wondering is there a club for sheep? If so I'd like to join one if not maybe I'll start one... Maybe..