HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL!!


Just wanted to spread some holiday cheer. Have a good one, and enjoy the new year!

So in my last journal, I asked everyone to:


A.) Stop asking me for commissions for now.

and

B.) Stop noting me to "remind" me about your commissions.


BUT PEOPLE ARE DOING IT ANYWAY!!


Things have not been easy, and I am super hella-busy.

So AGAIN, this is my answer for ANY notes that anyone here plans on sending:

Sorry, I cannot take new commissions at the moment. As for owed commissions, I'm trying to get to them as fast as possible. Please be patient a little longer, and thank you for the patience you have had thus far.

This is just a reminder to everyone here.


Every time I post something, two things happen:


1.) I get people asking for new commissions.

2.) All the people who HAVE commissioned me, contact me asking about their images, and wondering if I have forgotten theirs somehow.


You have NOT been forgotten. I am extremely busy, and I am trying to get to all my past-due commissions as soon as possible. For now, please stop noting me about them, because you'll get the same answer as this journal.


Also, please do not mistake this journal as me being angry or annoyed, for I am neither. I merely wish to keep everyone informed.

No seriously, FA....


STOP....posting.... RETARDED pictures of yourselves shirtless or nude. IT WILL NOT GET YOU SEX, and NOBODY WANTS TO WAKE UP TO SEE YOUR PASTY ASS IN THE RECENT UPLOADS.


If someone really SOMEHOW wants to see you naked, they will ASK you for it, and you can send it to them motherfucking PRIVATELY.

Goin to Anthrocon. Gonna be in the artist alley.


Will there be anyone out there who wants to buy my old Cownugget CD? WOndering if I should make any for the con.

Also, will there be any vore fans out there who are going to want to commission me at the con?

I'll also be hosting a panel on the effects a baseball bat might have on peoples' teeth, but I'll need an assistant with dental insurance...

It's been ages since I worked my vore arting.... so I'm gonna upload some of the shitty vore sketches I have made over the years. They're weird, and asstastic, but whatever. I just wanna get the Cownugget stuff moving...

Like a moron, I never logged the Cownugget CD mailing list in any digital format. Like an idiot, I lost the papers that had peoples' names on them (they are in the house, but I do not have time to find them at all.

So now, I NEED EVERYONE WHO BOUGHT A COWNUGGET CD TO GIVE ME THEIR NAME and CURRENT E-MAIL!!

***PLEASE do NOT list it here. NOTE it to me.

Note:You MUST list your NAME and E-MAIL and WHEN and WHERE you purchased the CD. I may not have the lists, but I CAN figure out if you bought a CD or not, so don't try anything stupid.

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COMMISSIONS: SORRY, not taking any more for now. Too bogged down with the ones I have.

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AND NOW for a NEW IDEA!!!


I have been quite busy with my new assignments, and every day, the possibilities of a second Cownugget CD grow further and further away. So I began to think of making short, individual vore comics to sell for digital download.

I am, of course, NOT going to start this until I put a HUGE dent in the commissions I already owe several of you!

That being said, I still have my doubts about selling such stories. I KNOW that someone will steal it and post it on some message board for drama reasons or something else stupid, but I'm wondering how that would affect sales.

The sad fact of the matter is that the vore market is rather small, but if I had a good number of dedicated buyers, making more vore comics would be a bit more worthwhile to me. In other words, if the means is provided, you will see MORE VORE COMIC MATERIAL From me.

I am not sure how I'll do it. I figure I would release two small stories each time: one being F/M and the other M/M. I would probably make each a certain price, then sell each couple TOGETHER for a discount (Cuz some people don't like both).

So what I want to know is HOW MANY PEOPLE would be willing to purchase digital downloads of my vore work?

I honestly don't know what to expect from this. My guess is that only 12 or so people will reply. If so, ah well...

Time to right some wrongs here, folks.


Time to actually show some fucking progress on all the shit I owe people.


I'm gonna try to tackle my overdue commissions a little at a time, meaning I will be uploading the sketch work as I get it done. I may hop from one project to the next, like do a page in one sequence, then another in another sequence... but at least that's progress. As long as I can keep it up, I'll EVENTUALLY get shit done.


I will ask though that people stop contacting me for RP, or send me weird sexual notes or e-mails, ask me where I live, etc. It makes me not wanna be doing this.


ALSO, I KNOW it has taken me forever to get these done. I KNOW I've pissed people off, so like... PLEASE do not say something retarded like "Well it's about time" or "I'll believe it when I see it", cuz that just slows me down even more out of sheer, pure, unadultraded, baby-kicking, mother-punching, nun-spanking hatred.


Expect some scans in the next few days!

OK!

Just wanna make sure that all who PAID for their Cownugget CDs GOT THEM ok.

There shouldn't be anyone left. If I'm wrong.... well SHIT!!!

Hey everyone.


Things are slow as molasses, yet busy as shit over here, thanks to Anthrocon.

There will not be a NEW Cownugget CD at this con, sadly, but I WILL be selling the old one, and I will be doing commissions of all types, including vore.


So anyhoo, here's a question.... Anyone want to pre-pay for a Cownugget CD to be handed to them AT the con, just so you can guarantee yourself a copy? If so, note me real quick, cuz time's-a-wastin'


For all those who keep asking... YES I can do the CD digitally now. It's a huge file, but if you wanna do that, then it's fine with me.


Anyhow, back to work for me....

OK

I know I need to send out a few more CDs, but I'm not entirely sure who there the remaining few.

So yeah, leave a message here if you ordered the CD and did not get it yet.

Don't be a smartass and post about you not getting one if you have not ordered it.

And if I owe you a commission and you're getting upset, please note, rather than leave a message here.


As soon as I get these taken care of, I can move on to the e-mailed exclusive stuff. It hasn't been much, but it does exist.

Hello All.


I'm sure people are upset right now about the lack of "exclusive e-mail content" that I said would come with the CD.

Fact of the matter is, it DOES exist. I just have to get everything organized. A LOT has happened lately where I have had to borrow hundreds of dollars just to stay alive. Honestly I do not know how I can pay it all back, seeing as how I have a HUGE commission backlog. We'll just have to see how that goes.

Right now my primary concerns are getting the last 5 CDs out (I have not been able to send them due to these money problems). I then plan to finish the sequence commissions that I owe everyone, which shall be shown here later.

So yeah, sorry for the wait, but please bear with me...

Here's a little snippet of advice....


If you're thinking of commissioning an artist, and they post a price that doesn't seem reasonable to you, it would be a good idea NOT to say to them, "Well I could buy something else with that money! Your art is not worth THAT much."


It's pretty fucking rude, especially when the artist already knocks the price down to where it would be well below minimum wage when you count how many hours the artist will be spending on it. If you do not like the prices, keep your thoughts to yourself, or just say "Thank you" and move on.


Not to mention it also makes the artist feel pretty fucking bad.


On a lighter note, I'll be uploading some more stuff here soon. Yay.

I'll be doing a special for my Cownugget CD orders soon. Once I send out two more CDs I will gather everyone's e-mails and send off a few pictures. The pictures will be samples of ideas for a three page comic I will do after New Years Day for the people who have purchased the CD. Only the CD purchasers will see this comic, and only they can vote.

There will be one winning idea, and one runner up idea. The runner up idea will get a simple three-part sequence, while the winning one will be a small comic.


Man I'm tired... That's all for now...

OK! I sent out what SHOULD have been the last remaining Cownugget CDs

Those who have been waiting, your name and state/country should be below:

Nicholas E. -- Australia

Oyvind B. A. -- Norway

Jens N. -- Germany

James C. -- UK

Joe P. -- California

(Note: The last names have been abbreviated to protect the innocent)

IF YOUR NAME IS NOT UP HERE AND YOU ORDERED A CD AND DID NOT GET IT, NOTE ME!!!


That should be ALL the damn CDs so far. Again, sorry it took forever to send them, guys.

And NOW I just gotta send out the few "excusive e-mail content" pictures I have. I WILL ANNOUNCE WHEN I HAVE SENT THE E-MAILED CONTENT OUT, so please do not note me with, "Hey, did you send it to me yet?" until I make the announcement.

I know everyone's been waiting for it.... and now I'm happy to report...

ALL REMAINING COWNUGGET CDs WILL SHIP NEXT WEEKEND!!


Yeah, I finally got out of the huge debt I was in, and now have the money to ship all the remaining foreign CDs as well as the few US ones.


So yeah... sorry for the wait, guys.

So I'm back now. Thank goodness.

I was so ill-prepared for MFM, I lost several hours of sleep before the con, and even MORE during the con. I was a mess. I was cranky. I wasn't my normal, goofy self. I hate that. Guess that's what I get...

Word of advice to some people...


1.) YES, I draw vore. That being said, it really sucks when someone talks vore to me so LOUDLY that the entire fucking room can hear it. I don't need to hear that my non-vore picture would make a good vore picture, and I don't need anyone trying to push me into buying a vore comic book. I also don't need people trying to push me to tade my vore CD for their comic book.

This means you, Kelvin. Holy crap. You even tried to get me to do you a free commission in return for you buying my CD. Everyone else is quiet about the vore thing, and that suits me just fine, but YOU gotta announce it to the world. Not everyone wants to hear about this fetish, and while I draw it, it certainly isn't what I am all about.

2.) Artist Alley is for visual artists, not musical artists.
Apparently some people think it's a great idea to blast generic music in such a small room. Apparently some people like to sing... VERY BADLY.. to said music.

Please keep that shit down, cuz not everyone enjoys working to your noise.

3.) Education is GOOD!
Over the weekend I heard people talking about shit like how the Nazis and Hitler weren't all THAT bad, and how the US wasn't much better. Also heard someone mixing stories from the Bible with Vampire the Masquerade, and I hoped they...didn't really believe what they were saying.

There were other really dumb things said over the weekend which made me wish I hadn't been so lazy and RESERVED a table in the dealer room. Holy crap. So much stupid....


Anyway, thanks to all who bought junk from Aja and me at the con! Hope everyone liked what they got from us.

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Cownugget CD stuff.

OK, ALMOST everyone should have a copy of the CD. Most of those who do not are foreign orders. VERY sorry those are taking so long. Do not worry, I will announce when ALL the CDs have been shipped.

As for the updated stuff... once I send the CDs out, I will gather up all the e-mails ad start seding exclusive content.

Thank you!

For those that may be going, I'll be at Mephit Fur Meet in the ARTISt ALLEY (not the Dealer Room).

Just so people know...

OK, for all that have ordered the CD and received it (I know a lot of you have not received your copies yet. Just hang on a little longer :) ) I will give you a choice as to what I do...

Look inside the CD. See any sketches that you want finished? Or maybe you want a series done from one of those images? Perhaps you would like to see a continuation to the finished stuff?

Let me know! I may do it for a discount price :)


More to come soon as I finish some more commissions.

OK!


Now that I am FINALLY back from my Summer excursion, I am read to send out the pre-orders.

So far, I have 12 pre-orders. Surprisingly a good number of them are to be shipped overseas.

I NEED THESE PEOPLE TO CONTACT ME:

*Morphy

*Snookums the Bear

*Anton Channing

*Stratosfear Tully

*Darken Tiger

*and Darken (if you are different from Darkentiger)

I believe one of you guys paid and the rest of you didn't. Anyhow, contact me and we'll get it straightened out.


And if anyone else is interested in ordering, just e-mail me at cownugget[at]hotmail.com

MEANWHILE... those of you who HAVE the CD (those who bought them from me in person at AC), I'd like to now what you guys thought of it. Be brutal if you need to be. Just gimme feedback.

Rumor has it that some people have been saying shit behind my back, whether it be slander or just simply making fun of me.


Yet nobody says shit to my face....


~~~puuuuusssssssiiiieeeeessss~~~

OK here we go...


The cownugget CD is ready!

Inside the CD you will find the following:

1.) The Yoshi comic

2.) The f/m macro comic

3.) The Cody & Ahja comic

4.) A new sequence of a male dragon eating a male fox

5.) Over 100 scans of my old, unfinished vore sketches

6.) Everything you see on this site


The images have been WATERMARKED for each and every CD, meaning that if some ass decides to redistribute it, I'll find out who it is. That person will then have a lot of trouble ever commissioning art from many of the furry artists that are out there.

I hope nobody will be that dishonest though. I am hoping that everyone who buys a CD from me will maintain enough respect for my work to keep it to themselves. The furry crowd is already small as it is, and the vore crowd is even smaller. If people go aroudn sharing my works with each other, then I don't get as much money as I should have, and all of the sudden I don't feel like sharing my Cownugget works with anyone any more.

Anyhow, for everyone at AC, you MUST present a photo ID to buy the CD. If you do not, I don't care if you look 60+... you will not get a copy.

The CD will be $30

See ya there!

As of right now, I am taking pre-orders for the COWNUGGET CD. So... anyone interested must do the following...


1.) You MUST provide a scan or some form of proof of age/identity. This is VERY important, because I've accidentally sold adult works to minors before, and have actually gotten in trouble for it. NEVER AGAIN, DAMMIT. No ID, no CD....

2.) Provide an e-mail that you WILL be using for the next year, at the very least. WHY? Well... THE COWNUGGET CD WILL BE AN UPDATING CD.

What does this mean?

It means that some content on the CD may update... like maybe a sketch will later become an ink, an ink might become part of a series, something might be colored. Hell, the purchasers may also receive vore sketches that I do throughout the year that normally will not be posted online.

**Keep in mind, there are no regularly scheduled updates! It's not like you're subscribing to a pay site, so don't treat it as such. Moving along now...

3.) Use PayPal. It's the best way to send me money. If you ABSOLUTELY have to send payment by mail, I'll take postal money orders, but you gotta NOTE me first to talk about it.

4.) Provide your shipping address. Duh.

5.) Be patient, please. As I said the CDs will be sent out after Anthrocon, which means it will be sometime around the middle or end of July before you get it.


My E-MAIL is cownugget[at]hotmail.com
Just include something in the subject about ordering the CD. I will then respond and reveal to you my PAYPAL addie or other payment info.

Now that all that has been said, I'll say a few other important shit-bit things about the CD...

* The CD will have mostly BLACK & WHITE WORK... FOR NOW. Coloring takes me forever, so sadly I was not able to dazzle anyone with too much color here. BUUUT over time, I WILL be coloring more of my works... in which case, everyone who orders the CD will see it.

* NOT EVERYTHING on the CD will be exclusive. There are some items on the CD that I may decide to post online for whatever reason. Also, those who commissioned the pieces MIGHT want to post their commissions online.

* The CDs have NO INTERFACE. Face it, I'm no html genius, and I been too lazy with Flash, so the CD will pretty much just be folders with pictures in them. FUCKING AWESOME!!

* The CD contents are not to be shared or posted. This is a difficult subject to deal with, because we all know there's someone out there who's gonna be like, "Fuck you, COwnugget! I'll spread your work throughout the chan boards just to SPITE YOU!!" I never understand why people like playing the act of "porn saviour" online, but I would appreciate it if everyone who ordered the CD would respect my wishes and keep the CD to themselves. If I find out stuff has been posted... well, watermakrs are great, and so is having everyone's contact info. I could make it personal, or I could just not share what I do online anymore. So please, be cool about this...

* The CDs are NOT for RESALE, REDISTRIBUTION or RETURN. You get it, you keep it. If the CD is buggy, you mail it back to me and I give you a new one. If you're not satisfied (which I hope you ARE), then sorry. If your friend wants it after you're done, don't bother letting him weasel in on money YOU spent.

WHAT THE CD WILL HAVE ON IT

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1.) A few short vore comics.
2.) A few vore sequences
3.) Old vore sketches and doodles I never uploaded in th epast
4.) Everything you see on this site
5.) COntent that will be updated later for purchasers

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The CD is $30 ($35 with shipping included). I will send them 2-3 day priority with delivery confirmation.

If anybody has anything else to say/ask... well... comment on this journal, I guess.


Thanks everyone :)

As some of you may know,  kamicheetah and I share an account here on FA called "Prelims." We will be posting our rough sketches up on there to show that there is progress on upcoming works and what not.

Uh... anyway, I posted roughs of a mini comic for our friend Hida. The comic actually may only be shown on the Cownugget CD, which I will HOPEFULLY have done before Anthrocon.

You can see the page here  prelims


The CD will hopefully also contain the many old old old old OLD, unfinished vore sketches that, for the longest time, I've been ashamed to upload. Be warned, citizens, it isn't very pretty.

Anyhow, check it out from time to time because that is where I will be posting my roughs for the many people who have commissioned me. Some of you have already seen your sketches, so they probably will not show up there. Who knows.


OK, that's all for now. More to come soon...

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EDIT: To answer a question stated below, I decided to make this edit...

I haven't counted how many will be on the CD. All I know is I want to do the following:

1.) One macro comic
2.) One or two Cody mini comics
3.) The Club Stripes comic I am working on (with the alternate vore ending)
4.) EVERYTHING I have posted online
5.) Any unfinished and/or old vore doodles
6.) A few non-posted vore commissions

I dunno how I am going to pull all this shit off... but I'm gonna try.

And before anyone asks, "Hey, what about MY commission?" Well... what do you think is going on the CD? XD

Although, if someone has a PROBLEM with me posting the images of their characters on the CD... PLEASE note me.

The aforementioned problem has been resolved.

I will not say how it turned out. All I will say is that the images will NOT be posted.

Now... onto better things...


Thinking of having a Cody sequence/mini comic on the Cownugget CD.

Should he be pred or prey? What species should the pred/prey be?


Also, my birthday is June 2nd. I want random shit.... like stupid crazy poems or random 80's cartoon opening lyrics.

~Ooh Pound Puppies,
I HATE them, yes I do.
Eeeew Pound Puppies! They're yucky icky-poo!
Soon I'll catch every pup,
And then I'll lock 'em all up.
YOU POUND PUPPIES
Your REBEL days are THROUGH!!!~

Like that...

I dunno........ fuck