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Posted 10 years agoHow Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real
How Can I Love You, You Don't Even Eat Ass
http://i.imgur.com/HATYGxy.png
World of Warcraft is a really great game
How Can I Love You, You Don't Even Eat Ass
http://i.imgur.com/HATYGxy.png
World of Warcraft is a really great game
OKAY SO OUR MANLY ICONS FINALLY UPDATED
Posted 10 years ago
BEHOLD
Matching icons because Stab and I are sinnin' homo queers who are gonna burn in hell
Original art is here!
All 10 of you please go take a look, they're a lovely artist haha lol uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu
New super manly icon
Posted 10 years agoMight take a little bit to actually update
Matching icons because Stab and I are sinnin' homo queers who are gonna burn in hell
Original art is here!
All 10 of you please go take a look, they're a lovely artist haha lol uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu uwu
In the spirit of Halloween!!1!1
Posted 11 years agoStab made us matching icons and he wouldn't upload it and I didn't wanna upload it (you'll understand why soon) but I thought you all deserved to see this nonetheless
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qkx9ksnmr.....ourse.png?dl=0
Happy Halloween
https://www.dropbox.com/s/qkx9ksnmr.....ourse.png?dl=0
Happy Halloween
Lol homo yiff meme
Posted 11 years ago1) What's their name?
Bae (AKA Stab)
3) Do you get along with this person all the time?
Oh of course like I mean all couples have their little fights and stuff but if Stab and I ever have a disagreement we settle it like civil people and certainly don't try to stab our significant other to death
4) How old is the person?
He just turned 2 today
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
I think if Stab ever tried to cook for me it would consist of him letting loose a blood curdling "BRITANYYYYYY" and then beg her to go to Burger King so he can get chicken fries and then tell her not to get me anything because I hate him or something
6) Is this person the same age as you?
Yes we both just turned 2 today
7) Have you ever kissed this person?
lol only like.... all the time
:(
8.) Have you ever laughed for longer than 2 minutes?
I think so because one night all I did was change between shrek icons which were all various shades of the same sort of terrifying
10) Are you really close to him/her?
lol ya ;)))
11) Nicknames?
Bae, Stub, Steb, Bucky, Buckyboy, Sonny Boy, Black Angel
12) Do they have a nickname for you?
Snickerdoodle, Eurub, Eurby, Rubbynome, Rubbybome, Rubble, Rubby, Umbyboombobeurbob
13) Have you and this person been outside the country?
only TERRORISTS would voluntarily LEAVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GOD BLESS THE USA!!!!1!!1
14) Do you think they will repost this?
Yes we are both doing this right now I think
15) Could you live with this person?
;)
16) Why did you pick this person?
Because they just kept fawning over me like damn I would have felt bad if I at least didnt give them a chance. Also they appreciated my fine golden baguette and I got a feel for theirs.
17) How long have you known this person?
Ever since we met that fateful night on the Louvre
18) What's your favourite thing to do with this person?
Probably scream at them and make everyone else think we're actually fighting
19) Can you name one favorite memory with this person?
One time I watched him draw Stab X Eury stuff while we both listened to romantic french music and then smooth jazz immediately afterwards
20) Have you ever joint bought something?
We're planning on splitting the cost of a commission of our characters but we havent found the right artist for it yet
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
Lol no because I'm not a fucking savage and I have the internet
22) Have you ever written a song with this person?
Sort of they wrote a song about me and one time we sang Destiny's Child together
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
See above, also he stabs me a lot so that fits both I think???
24) How many piercings does this person have?
He has twelve nipple rings and also his pinky finger
25) Would you date this person's siblings?
He doesn't have any siblings you stupid fuck
26) Have you ever made something with this person?
We made a giant flaming cactus penis that spewed lava in Minecraft once
27) Have you ever cried with this person?
We both cried after watching Leon the Professional
28)Have you and this person ever got into a fight?
GOD STAB I HATE YOU
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
;)
30) Write something only they will understand.
Does Garchomp
31) What's something special you share?
Our saliva
32) What's the nicest thing they've ever given you?
A massive erection
33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
What clothes
34) What's this person's favorite food?
The blood of the innocent
35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
Ew no god that'd be gross and illegal
36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yes but he didn't know about it except now he does
37) Do you and this person frequently get drunk?
Drunk on our LOVE
38) Have you ever stolen anything from this person?
His heart ;)
39) Have you ever gone dancing with this person?
We danced naked in the snow on our blood elves once so that counts right
40) If this person were a colour, what would they be?
They would be a dark color holding a knife THIS IS AMERICA AND ONLY TERRORISTS SPELL COLOR WITH A U
41) Whens the next time you will see this person?
~*In my dreams*~
42) Does this person have brothers and/or sisters?
Would have been nice to ask this before asking if I'd bang any potential siblings
no
43) If you could spend a day anywhere in the world with this person, where would you go?
Paris no questions asked
44) What are you looking forward to be doing with this person?
Sucking their d
45) What makes this person feel happy?
When I suck their d
46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
LOL WELL ACTUALLY *GLANCES AT SKYPE HI STAB*
47) Can you describe this person in one word?
Knife
48) If you were to make a film of this person's life, what would you call it?
Knife
49) Do you want to go out with this person?
Lol we're already going out get in line ladies
50) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
No they have cooties
51) What are your names?
Stab and UmbyboombobEurbob. Our OTP name is Stabbing Eury.
52) How old are you guys?
We are both 2.
53) Cool! What are your favorite colors?
Black is his and rainbow is mine. We have a lot in common.
54) What's your song?
All Star by Smash Mouth
55) What is your movie?
Shrek
56) What is an accessory you both wear all the time?
A headset because we're pale-skinned losers with no life and also we play World of Warcraft together so
57) How long have you been together?
Ever since that fateful night on the Louvre
58) What are your favorite animals?
His favorite animals are birbs and I like lots of things I'm really indecisive
59) Okkkkk, What are your hobbies?
He likes to kill people I like to stuff food in my face
60) Do you own any pets together?
Eachother ;))
61) What's your favorite books?
Who the fuck reads
62) Favorite bands?
idk he likes a bunch of metal stuff I like Celldweller
63) Are you in love?
lol.
ya.
64) Where was your first kiss?
On the Louvre
65) How you you hold hands? Entwined fingers or non?
Well sometimes I grab his junk
66) Anything unique about your relationship?
He kills people.
67) Can you guys sing?
Well I have a video of us singing Destiny's Child
68) Dance?
of the D's
Bae (AKA Stab)
3) Do you get along with this person all the time?
Oh of course like I mean all couples have their little fights and stuff but if Stab and I ever have a disagreement we settle it like civil people and certainly don't try to stab our significant other to death
4) How old is the person?
He just turned 2 today
5) Has he/she ever cooked for you?
I think if Stab ever tried to cook for me it would consist of him letting loose a blood curdling "BRITANYYYYYY" and then beg her to go to Burger King so he can get chicken fries and then tell her not to get me anything because I hate him or something
6) Is this person the same age as you?
Yes we both just turned 2 today
7) Have you ever kissed this person?
lol only like.... all the time
:(
8.) Have you ever laughed for longer than 2 minutes?
I think so because one night all I did was change between shrek icons which were all various shades of the same sort of terrifying
10) Are you really close to him/her?
lol ya ;)))
11) Nicknames?
Bae, Stub, Steb, Bucky, Buckyboy, Sonny Boy, Black Angel
12) Do they have a nickname for you?
Snickerdoodle, Eurub, Eurby, Rubbynome, Rubbybome, Rubble, Rubby, Umbyboombobeurbob
13) Have you and this person been outside the country?
only TERRORISTS would voluntarily LEAVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA GOD BLESS THE USA!!!!1!!1
14) Do you think they will repost this?
Yes we are both doing this right now I think
15) Could you live with this person?
;)
16) Why did you pick this person?
Because they just kept fawning over me like damn I would have felt bad if I at least didnt give them a chance. Also they appreciated my fine golden baguette and I got a feel for theirs.
17) How long have you known this person?
Ever since we met that fateful night on the Louvre
18) What's your favourite thing to do with this person?
Probably scream at them and make everyone else think we're actually fighting
19) Can you name one favorite memory with this person?
One time I watched him draw Stab X Eury stuff while we both listened to romantic french music and then smooth jazz immediately afterwards
20) Have you ever joint bought something?
We're planning on splitting the cost of a commission of our characters but we havent found the right artist for it yet
21) If you ever moved away would you miss this person?
Lol no because I'm not a fucking savage and I have the internet
22) Have you ever written a song with this person?
Sort of they wrote a song about me and one time we sang Destiny's Child together
23) Have you ever done something really stupid or illegal with this person?
See above, also he stabs me a lot so that fits both I think???
24) How many piercings does this person have?
He has twelve nipple rings and also his pinky finger
25) Would you date this person's siblings?
He doesn't have any siblings you stupid fuck
26) Have you ever made something with this person?
We made a giant flaming cactus penis that spewed lava in Minecraft once
27) Have you ever cried with this person?
We both cried after watching Leon the Professional
28)Have you and this person ever got into a fight?
GOD STAB I HATE YOU
29) Have you gone skinny dipping with this person?
;)
30) Write something only they will understand.
Does Garchomp
31) What's something special you share?
Our saliva
32) What's the nicest thing they've ever given you?
A massive erection
33) Have you ever worn this person's clothes?
What clothes
34) What's this person's favorite food?
The blood of the innocent
35) If it was "freaky friday" would you switch bodies with this person?
Ew no god that'd be gross and illegal
36) Have you ever heard this person sing?
Yes but he didn't know about it except now he does
37) Do you and this person frequently get drunk?
Drunk on our LOVE
38) Have you ever stolen anything from this person?
His heart ;)
39) Have you ever gone dancing with this person?
We danced naked in the snow on our blood elves once so that counts right
40) If this person were a colour, what would they be?
They would be a dark color holding a knife THIS IS AMERICA AND ONLY TERRORISTS SPELL COLOR WITH A U
41) Whens the next time you will see this person?
~*In my dreams*~
42) Does this person have brothers and/or sisters?
Would have been nice to ask this before asking if I'd bang any potential siblings
no
43) If you could spend a day anywhere in the world with this person, where would you go?
Paris no questions asked
44) What are you looking forward to be doing with this person?
Sucking their d
45) What makes this person feel happy?
When I suck their d
46) Do you and this person talk a lot?
LOL WELL ACTUALLY *GLANCES AT SKYPE HI STAB*
47) Can you describe this person in one word?
Knife
48) If you were to make a film of this person's life, what would you call it?
Knife
49) Do you want to go out with this person?
Lol we're already going out get in line ladies
50) Do you want to be friends with them forever?
No they have cooties
51) What are your names?
Stab and UmbyboombobEurbob. Our OTP name is Stabbing Eury.
52) How old are you guys?
We are both 2.
53) Cool! What are your favorite colors?
Black is his and rainbow is mine. We have a lot in common.
54) What's your song?
All Star by Smash Mouth
55) What is your movie?
Shrek
56) What is an accessory you both wear all the time?
A headset because we're pale-skinned losers with no life and also we play World of Warcraft together so
57) How long have you been together?
Ever since that fateful night on the Louvre
58) What are your favorite animals?
His favorite animals are birbs and I like lots of things I'm really indecisive
59) Okkkkk, What are your hobbies?
He likes to kill people I like to stuff food in my face
60) Do you own any pets together?
Eachother ;))
61) What's your favorite books?
Who the fuck reads
62) Favorite bands?
idk he likes a bunch of metal stuff I like Celldweller
63) Are you in love?
lol.
ya.
64) Where was your first kiss?
On the Louvre
65) How you you hold hands? Entwined fingers or non?
Well sometimes I grab his junk
66) Anything unique about your relationship?
He kills people.
67) Can you guys sing?
Well I have a video of us singing Destiny's Child
68) Dance?
of the D's
I'm making a poll
Posted 11 years agoI would like to know how many times, on average, you yiff during any given week
I myself yiff at least 37 times
Honest answers only please
I myself yiff at least 37 times
Honest answers only please
Look at me I'm doing a meme I'm cool too
Posted 11 years agoRL Name: Abbey it's really gross I hate it :(
Nickname: Nunu or Eury depending on how people know me
Location: Maryland AKA the place where nobody on the internet lives for some reason?? A guy that lived in the US asked what state I live in and when I responded with 'Maryland' he was like "lol I've never heard of that country before"
Age: 22
Height: 5'6-5'7ish
Zodiac sign: Leo/Monkey which one are you talking about
Any pets: A Chinese Dwarf hamster and a Syrian hamster. They both hate me. :C
Favorite thing about yourself: My really amazing sense of humor and I guess that I have an artistic outlet even though I dont upload often
Worst habit: I rarely finish things.
Fun fact: I almost got kidnapped when I was a wee tot
--Identity, Sexuality & Personality--
Gender identity: Female
Sexual preference: In fantasy I heavily lean towards males, but I'm asexual so I don't really have a preference for that outside of fantasy.
Romantic preference: I'm open to everyone, but I think I have a slight preference towards women? That might just be because I've only ever been with two women before but gender isn't something I normally think about in regards to romantic relationships.
"Kinsey Scale" score: X
Relationship status: Sexy free and single ;)))
Myers/Briggs type: ISFJ
Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff
--Routine--
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night Owl definitely did you know one time my sleep schedule was so fucked up that I woke up at 1am I am a productive member of society.
Bath or shower: I only ever take showers but baths sound much nicer if you're just chilling
First thought in the morning: There better be something good on my dashboard
Last thought before falling asleep at night: Something vorish because I'm hopeless
--School/Work--
Do you work or are you a student: Student. I've never had a job I am a productive member of society.
What do you do well: I'm really good at blowing stuff off but I'm also really organized and if I'm doing something I like to make sure that I do a good job
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Either finished with this vet tech program I'm trying to get into or somewhere with a better idea of what the hell I want to do if I cant get into it
--Habits (Do you…?)--
Drink: Alcohol is really gross I can't handle anything stronger than flavored beer
Smoke: No :I
Do Drugs: I smoked pot once and I was really bad at it I spilled the bong water on my pants three times I forgot how to open the door and my throat burned for days afterwards. I kinda wanna try it again because all I felt from it was lazy and ow my throat hurts, but I really hate smoking so it'd be dandy if I could try brownies instead. But I probably wont because I dont know anyone. 8I
Exercise: Only once in a blue moon
Have a go-to comfort food: Chocolate, definitely. One time I was having a really awful week I ended up buying 32 ounces of chocolate and ate it all that night it was really cringeworthy and I am a productive member of society.
Have a nervous habit: I guess it's a habit? But I use hoodies as a security blanket and I rarely feel comfortable enough going out in public without one on and I've been doing it since 6th grade. Doesn't matter if it's the middle of summer or anything. 8I
--What is your favorite…?--
Physical quality (in yourself): Is/was my hair. It's falling out because of health issues that I have so lately it's been less "I love my hair" and more "I dont want to think about my hair" :Y
In Others: Hair and eyes
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I'm not a douchebag? Idek what am I supposed to say hlep
Food: Cheesecake or maybe pizza but you know chocolate is really good too
Drink: Coke zero I guess? I always cycle through plain coke zero and cherry coke zero and vanilla coke zero though. :V
Animal: Probably bats I fucking love bats I mean have you seen them they're beautiful
Artist/Band/Group: Celldweller :>
TV Show: Hannibal
Blogger: (who does that)
Nickname: Nunu or Eury depending on how people know me
Location: Maryland AKA the place where nobody on the internet lives for some reason?? A guy that lived in the US asked what state I live in and when I responded with 'Maryland' he was like "lol I've never heard of that country before"
Age: 22
Height: 5'6-5'7ish
Zodiac sign: Leo/Monkey which one are you talking about
Any pets: A Chinese Dwarf hamster and a Syrian hamster. They both hate me. :C
Favorite thing about yourself: My really amazing sense of humor and I guess that I have an artistic outlet even though I dont upload often
Worst habit: I rarely finish things.
Fun fact: I almost got kidnapped when I was a wee tot
--Identity, Sexuality & Personality--
Gender identity: Female
Sexual preference: In fantasy I heavily lean towards males, but I'm asexual so I don't really have a preference for that outside of fantasy.
Romantic preference: I'm open to everyone, but I think I have a slight preference towards women? That might just be because I've only ever been with two women before but gender isn't something I normally think about in regards to romantic relationships.
"Kinsey Scale" score: X
Relationship status: Sexy free and single ;)))
Myers/Briggs type: ISFJ
Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff
--Routine--
"Early Bird" or "Night Owl": Night Owl definitely did you know one time my sleep schedule was so fucked up that I woke up at 1am I am a productive member of society.
Bath or shower: I only ever take showers but baths sound much nicer if you're just chilling
First thought in the morning: There better be something good on my dashboard
Last thought before falling asleep at night: Something vorish because I'm hopeless
--School/Work--
Do you work or are you a student: Student. I've never had a job I am a productive member of society.
What do you do well: I'm really good at blowing stuff off but I'm also really organized and if I'm doing something I like to make sure that I do a good job
Where do you see yourself in 5 years: Either finished with this vet tech program I'm trying to get into or somewhere with a better idea of what the hell I want to do if I cant get into it
--Habits (Do you…?)--
Drink: Alcohol is really gross I can't handle anything stronger than flavored beer
Smoke: No :I
Do Drugs: I smoked pot once and I was really bad at it I spilled the bong water on my pants three times I forgot how to open the door and my throat burned for days afterwards. I kinda wanna try it again because all I felt from it was lazy and ow my throat hurts, but I really hate smoking so it'd be dandy if I could try brownies instead. But I probably wont because I dont know anyone. 8I
Exercise: Only once in a blue moon
Have a go-to comfort food: Chocolate, definitely. One time I was having a really awful week I ended up buying 32 ounces of chocolate and ate it all that night it was really cringeworthy and I am a productive member of society.
Have a nervous habit: I guess it's a habit? But I use hoodies as a security blanket and I rarely feel comfortable enough going out in public without one on and I've been doing it since 6th grade. Doesn't matter if it's the middle of summer or anything. 8I
--What is your favorite…?--
Physical quality (in yourself): Is/was my hair. It's falling out because of health issues that I have so lately it's been less "I love my hair" and more "I dont want to think about my hair" :Y
In Others: Hair and eyes
Mental/emotional quality (in yourself): I'm not a douchebag? Idek what am I supposed to say hlep
Food: Cheesecake or maybe pizza but you know chocolate is really good too
Drink: Coke zero I guess? I always cycle through plain coke zero and cherry coke zero and vanilla coke zero though. :V
Animal: Probably bats I fucking love bats I mean have you seen them they're beautiful
Artist/Band/Group: Celldweller :>
TV Show: Hannibal
Blogger: (who does that)
First 10 songs on ipod shuffle
Posted 11 years ago1. Dining Room
2. The Best It's Gonna Get
3. Ghostly Theatre
4. Red Queen's Lullaby
5. Blackstar
6. Shadowlord's Theme (Musicbox)
7. Lost World (3)
8. Mambacore
9. The Cathedral
10. Aquatic Base (2)
I hope I did the links right ; A;
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densen1844 0 :>
2. The Best It's Gonna Get
3. Ghostly Theatre
4. Red Queen's Lullaby
5. Blackstar
6. Shadowlord's Theme (Musicbox)
7. Lost World (3)
8. Mambacore
9. The Cathedral
10. Aquatic Base (2)
I hope I did the links right ; A;
Stolen from
densen1844 0 :>Relationship meme lawl
Posted 11 years ago1. Who eats more?
I do >:I
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Lol he totally did what a sentimental noob
3. Who is the morning person?
Dude idek probably him he's always sulking in the corner watching me so I dont think he sleeps lol????
4. Who sings better?
I wish he would sing to me :'((((
5. Who’s older?
Me ;)
6. Who’s smarter?
Uh I am?? wtf kind of a dumb question is this I'll have you know I took advanced placement english alright I am one smart cookie I even know what prepositions are
7. Whose temper is worse?
He's always mad at me :'(
8. Who does the laundry?
The one time I did laundry I was pulling my clothes out and all my undershirts were black so I'm gonna say probably him >:(((
9. Who does the dishes?
Aint nobody got time for dishes
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
We both sleep in the center ;) <3333
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Lol his what a dumb animal
12. Whose hair is longer?
His :(
13. Who’s better with the computer?
What's a computer
14. Do you have pets?
Do sulky assassins count lol ;) <3333
15. Who pays the bills?
What's a bill
16. Who cooks dinner?
Well lol dont mean to brag but every now and then he treats me to a nice steamy baguette fresh from the oven xoxo ;) <3333
17. Who drives when you are together?
I dont think either of us drive we'd probably die if we tried and also all the car roofs are too small I can never fit :'(
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Well you know I've never actually seen him eat anything what the fuck what a fucking weirdo
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
He is :( ((Is it TOO MUCH TO ASK for a piggy back ride JFC))
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
I'm never wrong :)
21. Whose family do you see more?
Lol no families involved just the two of us ;) <3333
22. Who named your pet?
Well I didn't name him but I cant complain with a name like Stab lol :)
23. Who kissed who first?
He did he was like puckering up his gross pale lips like "omg eurb please love me i'll do anything" and I was like lol sure ok
24. Who asked who out?
He totally asked me out when we first locked eyes with one another I could tell I had him hooked lol I all but swept him off his feet ;) <3333
25. What did you do on your first date?
I think I lost two quarts of blood :(
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Well lol we're both kinda sensitive just depends how you touch it ;) <3333
27. Who’s taller?
:)
28. Who has more friends?
:(
29. Who has more siblings?
If either of us had siblings they're totes dead by now lol :)
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Lol what pants
I do >:I
2. Who said “I love you” first?
Lol he totally did what a sentimental noob
3. Who is the morning person?
Dude idek probably him he's always sulking in the corner watching me so I dont think he sleeps lol????
4. Who sings better?
I wish he would sing to me :'((((
5. Who’s older?
Me ;)
6. Who’s smarter?
Uh I am?? wtf kind of a dumb question is this I'll have you know I took advanced placement english alright I am one smart cookie I even know what prepositions are
7. Whose temper is worse?
He's always mad at me :'(
8. Who does the laundry?
The one time I did laundry I was pulling my clothes out and all my undershirts were black so I'm gonna say probably him >:(((
9. Who does the dishes?
Aint nobody got time for dishes
10. Who sleeps on what side of the bed?
We both sleep in the center ;) <3333
11. Whose feet are bigger?
Lol his what a dumb animal
12. Whose hair is longer?
His :(
13. Who’s better with the computer?
What's a computer
14. Do you have pets?
Do sulky assassins count lol ;) <3333
15. Who pays the bills?
What's a bill
16. Who cooks dinner?
Well lol dont mean to brag but every now and then he treats me to a nice steamy baguette fresh from the oven xoxo ;) <3333
17. Who drives when you are together?
I dont think either of us drive we'd probably die if we tried and also all the car roofs are too small I can never fit :'(
18. Who pays when you go out to dinner?
Well you know I've never actually seen him eat anything what the fuck what a fucking weirdo
19. Who’s the most stubborn?
He is :( ((Is it TOO MUCH TO ASK for a piggy back ride JFC))
20. Who is the first one to admit when they’re wrong?
I'm never wrong :)
21. Whose family do you see more?
Lol no families involved just the two of us ;) <3333
22. Who named your pet?
Well I didn't name him but I cant complain with a name like Stab lol :)
23. Who kissed who first?
He did he was like puckering up his gross pale lips like "omg eurb please love me i'll do anything" and I was like lol sure ok
24. Who asked who out?
He totally asked me out when we first locked eyes with one another I could tell I had him hooked lol I all but swept him off his feet ;) <3333
25. What did you do on your first date?
I think I lost two quarts of blood :(
26. Who’s more sensitive?
Well lol we're both kinda sensitive just depends how you touch it ;) <3333
27. Who’s taller?
:)
28. Who has more friends?
:(
29. Who has more siblings?
If either of us had siblings they're totes dead by now lol :)
30. Who wears the pants in the relationship?
Lol what pants
8'C
Posted 11 years agoNatural Hair Color:
[x] Brown - $10.00
[] Blonde - $7.50
[] Black - $1.50
[] Bald - $0.50
[] Other - $5.00
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $5.00
[] Green - $10.00
[] Blue - $15.00
[] Hazel - $7.50
[] Other - $1.50
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $20.00
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[] Under 5′4 - $9.50
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[x] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[] 0 to 18 - $10.00
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[] First Born - $32.00
[] Only Child - $25.00
[] Second born - $15.00
[] Middle child - $10.00
[] Last Born - $10.00
[] third born - $55.00
[] fourth born - $30.00
[x] fifth born - $40.00
[] sixth born -$21.50
Drink?
[x] I did like once - $40.00
[] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[] Sometimes - $21.50
[] YES - $20.00
[] only weekends - $30.00
[] Every other day - $5.00
[] Once a day - $1.50
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[] No - $60.00
Vision?
[] perfect vision $40.00
[x] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[] No correction $10.00
[] Glasses $5.00
[] contacts $2.50
[] Surgical correction -$10.00
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $30.00
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[x] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[] Under 7- $45.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[] Green-$75.00
[] Red - $60.00
[] Black - $10.00
[] Yellow -$47.50
[] Brown - $30.00
[x] Purple - $22.50
[] White - $40.00
[] Aqua - $35.00
[] Orange - $30.00
[x] Blue - $30.00
[] Pink - $10.00
[] Other - $50.00
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[] a-f - $5.00
[] g-k - $17.50
[x] l-p - $30.00
[] q-u - $35.00
[] v-z -$25.0
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[] white - $11.00
[] green - $33.00
[] black - $11.00
[] purple - $22.00
[x] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[] blue - $22.00
[] other - $35.00
First letter of the person you last talked to
[] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[x] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[] z - $25.00
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes $0
[]Nope- $100.00
[] some- $75.00
Total:
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[x] Brown - $10.00
[] Blonde - $7.50
[] Black - $1.50
[] Bald - $0.50
[] Other - $5.00
Eye Color:
[x] Brown - $5.00
[] Green - $10.00
[] Blue - $15.00
[] Hazel - $7.50
[] Other - $1.50
Height:
[] Over 7′ - $20.00
[] 6′8″ to 7′ - $17.50
[] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $15.00
[x] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $7.50
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $8.50
[] Under 5′4 - $9.50
Age:
[] 50 to 56 - $17.50
[] 46 to 50 - $15.00
[] 41 to 45 - $12.50
[] 31 to 40 - $10.00
[] 26 to 30 - $7.50
[x] 21 to 25 - $5.00
[] 19 to 20 - $2.50
[] 0 to 18 - $10.00
Birth Order:
[] Twins or more than twins - $75.00
[] First Born - $32.00
[] Only Child - $25.00
[] Second born - $15.00
[] Middle child - $10.00
[] Last Born - $10.00
[] third born - $55.00
[] fourth born - $30.00
[x] fifth born - $40.00
[] sixth born -$21.50
Drink?
[x] I did like once - $40.00
[] Only Holidays or Occasions - $25.00
[] Sometimes - $21.50
[] YES - $20.00
[] only weekends - $30.00
[] Every other day - $5.00
[] Once a day - $1.50
[] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$ [[back to $ZERO]]
[] No - $60.00
Vision?
[] perfect vision $40.00
[x] need/have glasses/contacts but don't wear them $20.00
[] No correction $10.00
[] Glasses $5.00
[] contacts $2.50
[] Surgical correction -$10.00
Shoe Size:
[] 13+ - $30.00
[] 12 and a half to 13 - $25.00
[] 11 to 12 - $40.00
[x] 7 to 10 - $50.00
[] Under 7- $45.00
Favorite Colors (two):
[] Green-$75.00
[] Red - $60.00
[] Black - $10.00
[] Yellow -$47.50
[] Brown - $30.00
[x] Purple - $22.50
[] White - $40.00
[] Aqua - $35.00
[] Orange - $30.00
[x] Blue - $30.00
[] Pink - $10.00
[] Other - $50.00
Letter your middle name(s) start with:
[] a-f - $5.00
[] g-k - $17.50
[x] l-p - $30.00
[] q-u - $35.00
[] v-z -$25.0
Bedroom walls- select all that apply!
[] white - $11.00
[] green - $33.00
[] black - $11.00
[] purple - $22.00
[x] orange/red/yellow - $33.00
[] blue - $22.00
[] other - $35.00
First letter of the person you last talked to
[] a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i - $10.00
[] j,k,l,m,n,o,p,q,r - $5.00
[x] s,t,u,v,w,x,y, - $20.00
[] z - $25.00
Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[x] Yes $0
[]Nope- $100.00
[] some- $75.00
Total:
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DeviantART: http://eurykins.deviantart.com/
FurAffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/eurykins
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