anyone interested in doing some quick sketch trades with me? or even a full blown trade, i don't care! i miss it! i have to complete jack's ref first, but i'd like to get an idea of interest-- send me a note if you'd like to trade. i can't accept everyone, but especially if i've come to you, i REALLY. want to trade with you. <3
so if you're down for some sketch trade exercises let's do it!!~

on the dragon*con note,  izzyblue and i may be there on Saturday; since we're both extremely poor right now we're relying on the graciousness of a friend to buy our tickets so nothing is set in stone. but if you'll be poking around on saturday we'll both probably be trolling the beautiful people, come say hi! i'm a super friendly derp and mostly harmless despite my amazonian monster appearance XD

we didn't prepare at all but we've concurred it would be really fun to go for a day, especially if we can get financial help. right now, 30 bucks is EVERYTHING to me. food, gas, bills, etc life shit and i can't afford to blow it for a day of nerdiness. but if we do get help and you'd like to hang, send me a note and i'll give you my number!

on the final topic, my life has been more chaotic lately than it ever has been. i'm practically uprooted and may not be around for a short time soon here, but these are all very personal health issues that i don't like to share. if you wanna be friends though, go hit up my facebook page, my personal page is under the admin/moderator.
not like i share shit with FB, but it reminds people i'm alive on occasion.
always working towards and forwards, i think soon i will have help for the balance i need.

now, if you can't love yourself, how in the HELL you gonna love somebody else?! can i get an amen up in heeeeyyuhhhh!~

yeeeuuhh, i live in atlanta so i will probably show up saturday and be attached to caishide and silverwing and their friends the whole time, because i'm a shy monster. i'll probably also be way too tall with dreads and weird face piercings and wearing something bizarre-- so you'll know it's cryth. i might make myself a badge just in case XD

i would love to go to anthro con one day and meet all the awesome creatures i've been dying to meet for years. i'm considering it on my convention list...

i swear, i can't wait to get my commissions done for the people i owe them to because i will have fashionable or odd gifts for them as a thank you for their understanding. my life is so damn crazy, and trying to focus on a million things at once doesn't work. but they helped me out when i needed it and their art will thusly rule, and they will get an eggroll ;P <33

for Tape i'll probably give her a shotgun shell barrette, AK ammo shell barrette, or a 40mm shell pin and chain, whatever she likes~
for my plastic rabbit [ooh sounds naughty] i might give her a pendant or bottle with bones in it or a mummified angelfish pendant, or both. or hairthingies if she likes that better. yeah both sounds good.<3
for gutterflower i'll probably send a hairclip/barrette with some long brass shells that will look super-cute on her~

so much more art i wanna do for roum and amzarah and sugarpill and auughh trades and fffff.

the balance will come somehow, one day! for 20 years i've been running around like a headless chicken-- WHY WON'T I DIE ALREADY

okay yeah.
come up and say hi to me if you're at fwa, that'd make me happy. <3

check out my latest photoshoot , i am a monstery motherfucker. i can't help it.
https://www.facebook.com/media/set/.....p;l=a506da6031
pls go support my page if you haven't already, love forevers♥


i've been so busy the past couple weeks, overwhelmed with bookings and art i've nearly completed for my commissioners. i hope to add a little gifty like a 40mm bullet shell ring or necklace or maybe a little glass monster for everyone's patience<3 i can't wait to scan shit for 2 days straight. i have so much art for peeps<333

love to all my supporters too, you have no idea how much it means. i would love to go to FWA but am totally terrified. i might go anyway. ♥

i'm gonna start selling those again here in a few days; i offered them on LJ a couple years back&they went so fast i could barely keep track. holy shit i'm rapping. here's a pic of one in my hand: http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a.....rnofgiants.jpg i have giant manhands.

probably around $5-6 for regular/flawless& 7-8$ for rare/XXL; taking pre-orders on these before i post shots of the actual ones i have♥

quick update~ in the next few days i'll pretty much be returning full-time to all my art websites, opening up all kinds of commissions, and generally taking my life back from the black hole that ate it [that issue is something i eventually want to journal-ize]; so expect to see several updates and commission pricing and etc madness in the next few days~ so muchhhh to scan and uplooooad. but mang, i missed this place. ♥

it's true, for a while i live in atlanta, perhaps a year or so before i move back to my swampbeach. hit up the QUAD tonight and saw 5 fursuiters or so, rock on bbs! let me know if you live near atlanta, i need friends up here!! connects of all kinds!
now that i've moved, art is finally on the way. i had to get out of a bad situation i've been stuck in for years, and i've got a new chance at life..
so hit me up, lets collab, chill, party!

HAY guys. yes, it's true, CONTEST coming soon! i just wanted to put this out there to let people know~
this will be a CRYTH contest-- details for everything coming soon, after i post an updated cryth ref. nothing's changed except the art quality, however, s/he/it's just the same. it will be all about capturing the cryth you know best, your favorite aspect of that crazy beast.
cryth's been around for near a decade and has been ripped, stolen, and copied more than i can begin to say, so i wanna see some cryth love!
the prizes are already pretty-much worked out, in case you're interested: this will be posted on DA as well so there are mentions of a DA sub.

"first place will win three commissions from me. a full painted digital commission, three character max, 13x19" inch printed poster along with the digital file. the second will be a digital bust paint of one character, and the last will be a single sketch. you may also swap out the bust paint for a 3 month DA subscription instead.

second place will win a digital bust paint from me or a 3 month DA subbie depending on their preference.

third place will win sketch love from me. "

the reference will be finished in the next couple days at least, and with it will come the details and deadline and etc. start getting your thinkings twisted <3

H'OKAY so i'm coming back for real this time. shit's goin' DOWN. keep your eyes peeled for that crythmonster. he wants to rape you. tons of anthro art coming soon, as well as commissions of all sorts [art is my bread now, guys] will be opening. new characters and fursona! i want to make time for trades with my loves, too. my presence will grow stronger like gravemind~~ stick around for some sexy monsters and commissions!
and cryth still wants to rape you.

i figure a lot of ya'll on furaffinity are like me and collect bones/misc too, so i'm sharing this here- http://community.livejournal.com/fu.....ne/629072.html


giant apple snail shells the size of this 6' monster's big palm. want a snail shell? draw for me &&your shells will be in the mail XD if you read the description you might get inspired to use them as pieces of art. i've engraved, burned, and sculpted these things before. i'm getting an idea of how many i'll have to go searching for this weekend 8D;; i will be selling these later AND doing trades for them. if you're interested, note/email me! <3

i'm sorry for my sudden absence guys! life got real crazy around the time FA crashed or... did whatever it did, i wasn't even sure. then life happened and ALL COMMISSIONS ARE FINISHED THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BEING PATIENT I LOVE YOU ALL the commission money really helped when i needed it.

they should all be uploaded tonight sometime when i get to my laptop- i haven't even checked any of my 349057043985408956 backed up messages yet. thank you again guys for your patience, art is on the way!

i've got most of my commissions done, so please be patient as i get around to slowly uploading them! :3

*******so, moving on... i'm thinking about taking a handful of trades in addition to the other ones i'm working on [thanks all for waiting as i get through notes and stuff! i have a few notes to send out that i'll write sometime tonight]... i'm thinking this might be kind of exclusive as i don't actually have FREE time- i get all my drawing done during classes basically 8T

comment here if you think you'd like to do a trade with me!~ i might come find you myself and beg for a trade because ilu?1!!! alright LUNCH TIME FFFFFFFFF

getting around to answering all your 2$ commission requests. these are probably going to be discontinued unless i get more time- i think i will open fewer slots but still offer a wide range of commission styles and types and prices, from badges and icons to couples pictures and MONSTERstyle badges/icons will be available along with cheap cracked-out doodles. EXAMPLES will come soon.
i am a very chill artist and am willing to draw any sort of theme or fetish. eveything will range from probably 5 bucks to 25 depending on the scale of the drawing. and of course, if you really wanted something epic, we could work something out.

right now, i have a queue of people i've already agreed to create $2 icons for [i may not have gotten back to you yet but i know who you aaare], but i can't let myself get too many of these because i do have lots of homework/lifestuff/blahblah to do, like everybody else.

also, please forgive my flood of watches, as i'm finally going through the list of people who've watched me and omgawd you guys are so lovely ; ;<3

[p.s.- my friend cookie over on DA does some crazy awesome comic-like style linework and is offering cheap 5 dollar sketch commissions over there! http://www.wooshcookie.deviantart.com/ ]

i have a big handful to work on right now, so they'll be closed until most of them are done. i'm also thinking about offering longer 30 minute digital sketch paintings.

today, one of my amazingly-talented art professors paid me 20 dollars for an 18x24" traditional painted sketch i did. he offered 50, but i just couldn't accept that. he wouldn't 'let me sell myself short' so he wouldn't go lower than 20. sweet, alright, fine. weirdo.
anyway, i feel like i should be charging more for my art, but i won't, because it's hard times on everybody right now financially, and i totally understand that. i think my 30-20 minute digital sketches will be 10-12 dollars [and will include busts and torso shots, not just headshots], and my 15 minute sketches will be 5-6.

if you guys think you might be interested in 15 & 40 minute ones too, let me know here and we can talk about it! :3

mother_monster @ LJ - http://mother-monster.livejournal.com/profile
this is my new journal which will have mostly life/art/photography-relevant things, and will remain mostly public. thought it was about time to have a public journal again :3


** 2 dollar commissions are still going- i have seen all your notes, thank you so much you guys! it means a lot! i will now be able to afford all the sci-fi books i just bought the other night 8D ALL MONIES GO TO SKYE BUYING MORE GEEKY BOOKS! **

-- ALSO, it's a long shot, i realize, but if ANYONE has any *extra* xrays of anything, even their teeth, this creepy person over here will draw you something of epic full commission proportions to trade for it. maybe multiple ones, depending on how many xrays you have/are willing to part with.
yeah, like i said.. long shot, i know, butttttt it was worth a chance! full color commission of anything you want if you send me your dental xrays. alright just so you guys know. 8|

i'm off to do something kind-of secret-ish [because if it doesn't work i don't want to have told people all about it&then have it not happen], and if it all turns out well i will probably scream about it in my LJ a lot. that is all.


BY THE WAY, find me at MOTHER_MONSTER on LJ! <3


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it's frightening how many people were interested in buying multiple sketches in the style of my scratchy, usually intoxicated digital art. x33

so i gave it a bit of thought- 2 bucks for a badge-like digital sketch painting? originally, the one i made for azzy, example here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2905689

was intended to be an icon, so unless requested, will be created approximately in that size. if you'd like me to make the icon for you, add another dollar. my icons often turn out to be vastly different than the painting itself.


http://i69.photobucket.com/albums/i.....ooheeehaaa.jpg [[here is the icon made from the painting]]

i won't be allowing 'requests' on making them more detailed or in a different style or whatever else- basically you're paying me to get stoned and go crazy painting a digital HEADSHOT only of your character.
sometimes i get carried away and make the portrait into a bust, but i will mostly be sticking to headshots and faces.

all in all, these are going to be exercises for me. so if you'd like one of these, please please contact me through NOTES it will help me keep organized. or, you can email me : jeggred[at]gmail[dot]com.

i hope everyone has an AWESOME HALLOWEEEEEN i can't wait to get dressed up and go eat free food and trick-or-treat and PARTY! <3

[p.s.- i'm really itching to get a damn halloween picture done this year- i need it! halloween is the best holiday for me! anyone have any suggestions on what i should draw? i draw monsters all year long, maybe i should draw ... A NAKED CHICK! ..you have no idea how many pinups i've drawn in the past week. no idea. lmfao.]

Give me a word, any word. One word. I will do my best to give you a fact about me that incorporates that word in some way.

[do it, faggots!]

you goddamn motherfuckers are so awesome i hate you. but i love you. GOD. i wish i were more active on this site but i am so retardedly convinced that non-anthro art is not allowed on here that i never upload. I HAVE SO MANY WATCHERS that i want to WATCH BACK and so many lovely arts in my inbox that i WANT TO LOOK AT but hi i am lazy and i will maybe think about doing that this weekend. i don't know, because i'm a bitch.
I LOVE YOU GAIZ.