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Posted 10 years agoSwitching to a new account to avoid confusion with names.
XanaMaus
Apparently living in a country where your username translates to wolf when you are clearly a mouse (and have been for years and years) leads to a bit of confusion in sharing details. So I have transferred all of the important stuff and will be going through the process of following all of the people on my list. Hope to see you all over there >^.^<
-Xan
XanaMausApparently living in a country where your username translates to wolf when you are clearly a mouse (and have been for years and years) leads to a bit of confusion in sharing details. So I have transferred all of the important stuff and will be going through the process of following all of the people on my list. Hope to see you all over there >^.^<
-Xan
another stupid quiz thing... possibly nsfw?
Posted 11 years ago1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Consider? hmmmmm. If I haven't already done it, there is a slim possibility
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Do I have to choose?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side furthest from the door.
4. Do you masturbate?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
5. How often? Lately?
Regularly. Gotta maintain the plumbing.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I've been given money for taking off my clothes o.o
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Post-coital showers <3
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Prefer to read so my own imagination can fill in the blanks. With others? I'd rather focus on them.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, dominant, strong. All of these things.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
The magic eight ball says there is a possibility.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Most of them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money is nice, but love is better.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I can only name three?!
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I don't understand the question. Has anyone done anything with me that I didn't want? no. Are there people into things that bother me or creep me out? Of course. Does that mean I won't still respect them? Absolutely not! (unless said thing could land them on some kind of list, anyway)
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Is it really about the place? It is more about head space and timing.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Cornfield behind a movie theater in some small town in michigan. I was young, stupid, and far too willing.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Caught implies it was a secret. Never hid anything about it, and it isn't like I'm quiet about it anyway.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
All the time. Designated driver. Gotta see my buddies home safe, alive, and not in jail.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Terrible place to pick someone up.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No. Invited, though, yes.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
That's like asking if I've ever been to a bar. I generally leave before anything happens. It would get in the way of the bourbon.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
24. What's your sexuality?
'bout as gay as the day is long. I've played for both teams and could go either way physically, but women do nothing for me when it comes to anything beyond that.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Behind a movie theater. In a cornfield. It was awkward. (My first time)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
In the shower.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
shhhhhhh
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Been with people who never knew my name in the first place, but that was a poor decision on my part. Then again, I didn't expect it to happen and was just trying to be a good wingman for a buddy. Turns out, I'm a little too good because that was my first threesome.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Back when cell phones were for snobs and pimps.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Two words: Yahoo Chat (also: irc, skype, fa, etc...)
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
That's like asking "Are these mozzarella sticks a meal?" They can be, but really you are just warming up for the main course.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
have a few. Bonus points for a good strong bite in the shoulder.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
knowing I pleased someone else
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Once or twice.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Doesn't really matter. If you do, though, link it in the comments below!
Consider? hmmmmm. If I haven't already done it, there is a slim possibility
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Do I have to choose?
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The side furthest from the door.
4. Do you masturbate?
Does a bear shit in the woods?
5. How often? Lately?
Regularly. Gotta maintain the plumbing.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
I've been given money for taking off my clothes o.o
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Post-coital showers <3
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Prefer to read so my own imagination can fill in the blanks. With others? I'd rather focus on them.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive, dominant, strong. All of these things.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
The magic eight ball says there is a possibility.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Most of them.
13. Would you choose love or money?
Money is nice, but love is better.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
I can only name three?!
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
I don't understand the question. Has anyone done anything with me that I didn't want? no. Are there people into things that bother me or creep me out? Of course. Does that mean I won't still respect them? Absolutely not! (unless said thing could land them on some kind of list, anyway)
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
Is it really about the place? It is more about head space and timing.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Cornfield behind a movie theater in some small town in michigan. I was young, stupid, and far too willing.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Caught implies it was a secret. Never hid anything about it, and it isn't like I'm quiet about it anyway.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
All the time. Designated driver. Gotta see my buddies home safe, alive, and not in jail.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Terrible place to pick someone up.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No. Invited, though, yes.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
That's like asking if I've ever been to a bar. I generally leave before anything happens. It would get in the way of the bourbon.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
24. What's your sexuality?
'bout as gay as the day is long. I've played for both teams and could go either way physically, but women do nothing for me when it comes to anything beyond that.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Behind a movie theater. In a cornfield. It was awkward. (My first time)
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
In the shower.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
No.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yep
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yep
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
shhhhhhh
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Probably.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Been with people who never knew my name in the first place, but that was a poor decision on my part. Then again, I didn't expect it to happen and was just trying to be a good wingman for a buddy. Turns out, I'm a little too good because that was my first threesome.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Back when cell phones were for snobs and pimps.
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Two words: Yahoo Chat (also: irc, skype, fa, etc...)
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
That's like asking "Are these mozzarella sticks a meal?" They can be, but really you are just warming up for the main course.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
have a few. Bonus points for a good strong bite in the shoulder.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
knowing I pleased someone else
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Once or twice.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Doesn't really matter. If you do, though, link it in the comments below!
Looking for artists
Posted 12 years agoI just realized how long it has been since I've had any art done. Any artists interested in doing some art for monies, let me know. I'll try to match art styles with commission ideas. I have a set amount of money to be used for commissions and will be limited in the number of commissions purchased.
So if you need the cash and have the time and ability, let me know.
So if you need the cash and have the time and ability, let me know.
The dog park
Posted 12 years agoTo start things off I’ve been asked to read this brief notice: the city council announces the opening of a new dog park at the corner of Earl and Summerset near the Ralph’s. They would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the dog park. The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the dog park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the hooded figures. The dog park will not harm you.
stupid quiz thing
Posted 13 years agoBeen a while since I posted anything.
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis. (Boots, sure. You won't catch me wearing tennis shoes)
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 6
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 10
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's (I own a house)
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 14
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it. (You're doing it wrong)
39) [x] Shit
40) [ ] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].
Total So Far: 18
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 18
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 36%
01) [x] You own tools that you use regularly
02) [x] You carry a wallet
03) [x] You prefer movies or shows where there is more action than romance
04) [ ] You spit on the ground when not in a building.
05) [ ] You scratch where it itches when it itches
06) [x] Your idea of good footwear is boots or tough tennis. (Boots, sure. You won't catch me wearing tennis shoes)
07) [ ] Your wardrobe only changes if you gain weight or the clothes fall apart.
08) [x] You don't count calories when eating.
09) [x] You have deodorant strong enough to make you socially acceptable, but not strong enough to make you smell like it.
10) [ ] You tend to wipe your hands on your clothes instead of a napkin.
Total So Far: 6
Do you love:
11) [ ] Video games
12) [x] Working on mechanical items.
13) [x] Building things.
14) [ ] Working out on gym machines
15) [x] Getting in and out of stores as quickly as possible
16) [ ] Football
17) [ ] Baseball
18) [ ] Wrestling
19) [ ] Boxing/ MMA
20) [x] Hunting and/or fishing
Total So Far: 10
Do you shop at:
21) [ ] Home Depot
22) [x] Lowe's (I own a house)
23) [ ] Big and Tall men's stores
24) [x] Hunting and Fishing supply shops
25) [x] Auto supply stores or other mechanic shops
26) [ ] Hobby shops
27) [ ] Comic book stores
28) [ ] Sports supply stores
29) [ ] Video game stores
30) [x] Electronic supply stores
Total So Far: 14
Do you say:
31) [ ] Son
32) [ ] I can fix it.
33) [ ] Man-up
34) [x] When I was your age
35) [ ] Don't be a wuss.
36) [x] It's just a scratch
37) [ ] Take it like a man.
38) [x] That's not how you do it. (You're doing it wrong)
39) [x] Shit
40) [ ] Here's your [insert profanity and what the person just said].
Total So Far: 18
Do you read:
41) [ ] Field and Stream.
42) [ ] Bear Magazine
43) [ ] Playboy
44) [ ] Sports Illustrated
45) [ ] Pro Football Weekly
46) [ ] Comic books
47) [ ] Men's Health
48) [ ] Men's Fitness
49) [ ] Men's Journal
50) [ ] Private Media Group, Inc.
Total: 18
Multiply your total by 2 and then you have your percent: 36%
looked like fun...
Posted 15 years agoStole this from Bee/Maskedpuppy
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totalled your car in an accident? --- Yes
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- Yes
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes, plus 185lbs of gear
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? -- Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No, never needed to
Ridden on a helicopter? --- Yes (Worked on them for a while, too)
Shaved your head? --- Yes
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes (Only from Tequila)
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes (and followed through)
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- Yes
Marched/Protested? --- Yes/No (Never protested, but Marching was one thing I've done a lot of)
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No (but I was hung over at a theme park and puked without any rides)
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- Yes
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
Kissed any one of your Facebook friends? --- Yes
Been arrested? --- Yes
Kissed someone you didn't like? --- Yes
Slept in until 5 PM? --- Yes
Fallen asleep at work/school? --- Yes
Ran a red light? --- Yes
Been suspended from school? --- Yes
Experienced love at first sight? --- No
Totalled your car in an accident? --- Yes
Been fired from a job? --- Yes
Fired somebody? --- Yes
Sang karaoke? --- Yes
Pointed a gun at someone? --- Yes
Done something you told yourself you wouldn't? --- Yes
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose? --- Yes
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? --- Yes
Kissed in the rain? --- Yes
Had a close brush with death (your own)? --- Yes
Seen someone die? --- Yes
Played spin-the-bottle? --- Yes
Sang in the shower? --- Yes
Smoked a cigar? --- Yes
Sat on a rooftop? --- Yes
Taken pictures of yourself naked? --- Yes
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes? --- Yes, plus 185lbs of gear
Skipped school? --- Yes
Eaten a bug? --- Yes
Sleepwalked? -- Yes
Walked a moonlit beach? --- Yes
Ridden a motorcycle? --- No
Dumped someone? --- No
Forgotten your anniversary? --- No
Lied to avoid a ticket? --- No, never needed to
Ridden on a helicopter? --- Yes (Worked on them for a while, too)
Shaved your head? --- Yes
Blacked out from drinking? --- Yes (Only from Tequila)
Played a prank on someone? --- Yes
Hit a home run? --- No
Felt like killing someone? --- Yes (and followed through)
Cross-dressed? --- No
Been falling-down drunk? --- No
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? --- Yes
Eaten snake? --- Yes
Marched/Protested? --- Yes/No (Never protested, but Marching was one thing I've done a lot of)
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? --- No
Puked on amusement ride? --- No (but I was hung over at a theme park and puked without any rides)
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? --- Yes
Been in a band? --- Yes
Knitted? --- No
Been on TV? --- Yes
Shot a gun? --- Yes
Skinny-dipped? --- Yes
Caused someone to need stitches? --- Yes
Ridden a surfboard? --- Yes
Drank straight from a liquor bottle? --- Yes
Had surgery? --- Yes
Streaked? --- No
Taken by ambulance to hospital? --- Yes
Passed out when not drinking? --- Yes
Peed on a bush? --- Yes
Donated Blood? --- Yes
Grabbed electric fence? --- Yes
Eaten alligator meat? --- Yes
Eaten cheesecake? --- Yes
Eaten kids' Halloween candy? --- Yes
Killed an animal when not hunting? --- Yes
Peed your pants in public? --- No
Written graffiti? --- Yes
Still love someone you shouldn't? --- No
Think about the future? --- Yes
Been in handcuffs? --- Yes
Believe in love? --- No
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? --- Yes
