It sure has been a long time, huh?

Feels like a lot of the usual social media sites are in various states of chaos nowadays, whereas community sites like these
are still chugging along, doing their own thing? FA has always been a place for artists, creators and the like, and it honestly
feels right returning here after so long.

Expect to see more uploads and some tidying of this account as I transition into using FA a bit more than I used to!

Punch them all in their shit nazi faces.

Ayooooooo

Does that title even need explaining

Good con tho

Hey all. I know I know. This account hasn't been active at all. But that's just your standard post-con hibernation period coupled with my seething hatred for FA's site architecture.

CHAPTER 1: INFOS

I will be going to FWA!! I have the good fortune of friendship with some awesome cruxes and they offered to cart me down Georgia-way with them! Unfortunately, three cruxes in one car is probably illegal in at least 24 of the states we'll be driving through, so if we don't make it you'll know why.
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Also - Unlike MFF I will actually have Cyan with me this time! Prepare for fursuit debauchery, drunken shenanigans and, of course, excessive dancing. And speaking of dancing...

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I will be judging FWA 2014's dance comp preliminaries! I consider this an honor, and am happy to serve the dancer community in such a way. Also, check me out in the fursuit division at Floor Wars! I'll be competing on the floor, impromptu style, and it will be hot. I hope. I'll probably pass out from heat exhaustion.

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CHAPTER DOS EQUIS: BULLSHIT MEME ANSWERS

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Picked straight from my anus.

Where are you staying?
(MAIN HOTEL)

What day are you getting there?
We're driving down for arrival late Wednesday.

Who will you be rooming with?
and whomever else is in that room >>

Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Bitches ain't shit but tricks and hoes

Will you be suiting?
Hella

Do you do free art?
If you ask I will doodle something you'll regret

What is your gender?
Running Man

How tall are you?
Why is this even a question? I'm 5' 7"

Can I talk to you?
not unless you pay the troll toll

Can I touch you?
Only if it's inappropriately

How can I find you?
Shout CYAN CRUX as loud as you can into a mirror three times while spinning around in circles

Can I visit your room?
Not my room so it depends

Can I buy you drinks?
Please.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
If we somehow end up on a couch together and you don't smell like toe jam

Are you nice?
Maybe

Will you be going to parties?
Is there any other reason to go to a con?

Will you be performing?
Floor Wars Fursuit div, Judging dance comp prelims

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
blow glitter in my direction

What/where will you be eating?
Places that contain crux friendly food (everywhere)

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
Why is this even a question? If you have to ask probably no

Can I take your picture?
100% glamor slammer all the time erry day baby

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
- fend off con staff
- wear anyone else's suit if they let me
- naughty

I stole this list from but the answers are mine

But it's okay because I hated working there anyway.
Had a good manly cry and moved on with my shit.
Moving back into my home state to take classes at
Umass Boston. Gonna get me a diploma. Intern for
some company that actually pays to train their damn
employees and doesn't expect them to be perfection
incarnate within two months. Sounds like a plan to me.

But without the reliability!

MFF has come and gone.

And wow.

I can't even say...I don't even KNOW.

There was so much awesome contained within the Hyatt Regency that I just... can't comprehend reality right now. MFF definitely takes the cake for sexiest con both in terms of hotel classiness and THOSE FURSUITS. Maybe it's the furry goggles but the collective sexy of the fursuiting community seems to be going up with each year and each consecutive con. But this journal ain't 'bout dat shit. This journal 'bout dancing.

Floor wars was crazy. Everyone brought their best and the good vibes/encouragement/ratchetness of it all made the MFF floor wars an event that will not be forgotten until I am an old dirty man living in old dirty places spreading my old dirty shit as far as Medicare wills. The competition was tip top notch shop and I honestly thought I would bring Sparkle Motion down with my lack of experience. and I managed to squeeze in some practice time though, and thanks to his excellent mentoring as well as some improvised team moves (and the only empty room in the Hyatt) (secretcon2013represent#) - we were able to showcase some absolutely stunning teamwork and pull off multiple winning performances, leading us into the finals where we finally lost to the amazing pairing of and ! Thank you so much and as well as and for giving us great battles and some serious competition. I still can't believe we beat you guys. Honestly it could have gone both ways. Much love <3

Here be the videos!

have some

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8g-ImFYRqI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w-Ohwz1thVs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLbUnlyVMBc

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SHOUT OUT TO  gale_frostbane and  jdpuppy for taking the Fursuit Floor wars division! You two had the best team cohesion out there and blew everyone away with your moves! swoon so hard

Wow
Such
Yes

http://www.twitch.tv/cyanity

Watch me shit my pants in fear!

Follow cyancrux if you want to hear about the day-to-day fabulosity of my life! I tend to crux around quite a bit between cons instead of updating my FA, so if you actually give a shit about that kind of stuff then Twitter would be the place to look.

#Addicted

That is the correct amount of watchers.
You can all stop watching me now.


Seriously.









Stop it
BD

It was good con. There were alcohols, fireworks, and more friends than people with the normal amount of fingers (or paws) could count. But in all honesty, the awesomeness that was Anthrocon 2013 cannot be properly captured within the mere confines of the human language. So I will continue my journal, but in whale.

OOOOOOOooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh.....

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You all know who you were. It was real.

Also Sanctuary crew.

www.twitch.tv/cyanity
www.twitch.tv/cyanity


I'm less than an hour in

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Got my webcam on as well


www.twitch.tv/cyanity
www.twitch.tv/cyanity

...but you may have to commission for them. Because she's doing commissions and stuff. So yea.

dicks.

Maybe I did, maybe I didn't.

I'LL NEVER TELL

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(unless blowjobs)

Even numbers OH GOD WHY

P.S - Love y'all

Anthrocon 2013. It's over now. Fuck. These. Feels.

BUT

The post con feels will be forgotten with time. The fun times and new friendships will not. This year's AC was easily the best con I've ever been to, and, well...

ANTHBROCON 2013 NEVER FORGET

(We cri evrttim)

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Bad journal formatting aside, post con reports and floor wars videos will be uploaded posthaste.

Fuck y'all. I mean I love you all.

F5 y'all

Danger Mouse. System of a Down. Daedelus. Citizen Cope.
Miedzy Nami. Ayako. Shpongle. B-Complex. Parov Stelar.
Zelliack. Explosions in the Sky. Bonobo. Girl Talk. High Contrast.
Infected Mushroom. Pendulum. Periphery. Junkie XL. Macklemore.
Max Richter. Massive Attack. Muse. NUJABES. Motherfukin' Ratatat.
RJD2. Rodrigo y Gabriela? Yes. Also Yes. Sigur ros. The Avalanches.
The Mars Volta. Tool. Weekend Players. Cloudkicker. Ayreon. 3.
David Guetta.

All the generic popular ones here.

And that album ISHQ made that I forget the name of and am way too lazy to type out.

I laik music

Contrary to popular belief, I *am* still alive. And attending AC!

Now with extra friends!



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Read the god damn title people.

I'll be attempting to do the waterfall quest with the hundreds of other noobs also doing it in order to jump myself to level 20 almost immediately - get your ass in

livestream.com/cyanwillcrux

THE TITLE, IT SAYS THINGS.

But seriously, when I found out that for a meager 8 dollars, Jagex would deliver a nostalgia knuckle-sandwich to my cranium, I JUMPED ON THAT SHIT.
Runescape was my game back in the day, and the horrid changes Jagex has made since the 2007 wilderness update have only served to cheapen the
experience that caused many of us to lose our online gaming virginity. So of course all of us oldfags quit the game sometime after that update.

In honor of the game that once was, I will be streaming the new (old?) launch of Runescape this Friday, wheneverthefuck the servers come online. If
you happend to have been a Runebro back in the day and would like to jump on the bandwagon (or even play with me when it launches), the voting
page is at http://services.runescape.com/m=poll/rs2007-server

Yes, you need to pay 8 dollars to activate a membership to be able to vote, but if you do it before this Friday Jagex throws in a free month of oldschool
RS. THIS IS THE PRICE OF A FUCKING MEAL AT MCDONALDS SO YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE.

G'day and shit

Crux crux. Crux crux cruxy crux crucks cruxy crux crux crux.

I am going insane. More so than usual. Get me out of this state.

*blinks "TORTURE" in morse code*

Met a bunch of people, drank 95% grain alcohol with friends, threw it up again (with friends), ate sooooooooo much food, and passed out in a pile of people. Happy New years indeed!