Im officially asking for some help with my Tumblr, someone who's good with ponies :P I'd like help with drawings to answer my questions, like so many of you do that are just so awesome.
Oh, and be willing to possibly do adult ones as well...cause I do those questions too.

I can offer a few things in return
Spots in my main storylines
Spots in my shipping stories (You can be with whatever pony you want, I'll even rearrange things to make it so. Does not have to have adult stuff~)
One-Shot Stories of your ponysona~
Short 2-3 chapter stories of your ponysona.

All of these WOULD be in my version of Equestria, taking place after Elements of Disharmony, and most likely Chaotic Parallel.

http://ponyoffire.tumblr.com/

Thats the link, I do questions, and all that jazz. But just remember, I'm no artist or anything like that. But if anyone wants to help with art for answering questions, or perhaps for a background and header/theme for my blog, that would be nice :3

I will be answering as LEON. I may add in other characters from my Equestria later on though, like my Oddities.

Its got adult stuff in it, so if you don't like that, dont read. But still...this is epic. Manly tears, will be shed.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/113.....r-Last-Goodbye

Rio from Regal Wolf Studios is having a drawing to give away a free black and white, light up, husky tail. All you have to do is make a journal about it linking people to the original journal (which is linked below) and your name will be added into the drawing for a free tail!

A video of the tail can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ej5g6SGhgSo

And a picture of the tail can be found here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/7180027/

Journal Here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/3075058/

Good luck all

1)Elements of Disharmony - 4 part episode idea(season starter/ender type thing), Permanent Return of Discord (In my storyline), also depicts how Luna can still become Nightmare Moon - Will be written in my old style, not the new one I will use for most of my stories.
2)Birth of a Prince/Tales of a Prince - Stories that follow the fan-created Prince Unity (Renamed Prince Tranquility[one big reason for this, his nickname is Prince Q, main reason is Unity is of Chaos and Order, not the subsequent Harmony and Disharmony] and slightly altered for my storyline) - Warning, WILL HAVE ADULT STORIES, Mostly Discord x Tranquility(Definitely on Inkbunny)
3)A Parallel - With Discord now forever free, he's had to put his mayhem somewhere. A chaotic parallel is made with both sets of Elements, where him and his new friends could travel back and forth at will. Different stories will take place here after it's created.
4)Birth of a New Night/Tales of the Dark Princess - Stories that follow my own character creation, Princess Serenity, the child of Nightmare Moon/Luna and Discord. (Conceived as Nightmare Moon, born as Luna) Warning, WILL HAVE ADULT STORIES, but, will be Filly x Filly.
5)Molestia/Lunaughty Stories :P
6)Mane 6 love stories
7)Discord's Loneliness - Discord seeks a proper mate, being forced into fatherhood by both Princesses.

List is still growing, and this list isnt completely in order. Only Elements of Disharmony is where it belongs, since it's the base of my entire storyline world.

That's right, ima be writin some MLP Stories. Some are simple fanfics, some are my own little episode ideas, and there will be some adult ones, which will go on my new Inkbunny account, but I'll make a submission and post a link here~

Current Named, and Started works:
1)Reflections of Reflections - Single Episode Idea, Scootaloo's Lesson (Since she's the only one NOT to get one yet)
2)Elements of Disharmony - 4 part episode idea(season starter/ender type thing), Permanent Return of Discord (In my storyline)
3)Birth of a Prince/Tales of a Prince - Stories that follow the fan-created Prince Unity (Renamed Prince Tranquility[one big reason for this, his nickname is Prince Q, main reason is Unity is of Chaos and Order, not the subsequent Harmony and Disharmony] and slightly altered for my storyline) - Warning, WILL HAVE ADULT STORIES, Mostly Discord x Tranquility(Definitely on Inkbunny)
4)A Parallel - With Discord now forever free, he's had to put his mayhem somewhere. A chaotic parallel is made with both sets of Elements, where him and his new friends could travel back and forth at will. Different stories will take place here after it's created.
5)Misc - Will write anything else that I come up with.

P.S. If someone could help me make a thumbnail that would be able to be altered with added Text, that would be helpful. It'd need to be MLP related of course.

Thanks to some jackass, Im now going to get an inkbunny account so I can upload my cub stuff. Which will include secret chapters of Pokemon Heroes.

The reason Being:I was roleplaying as Discord, he mentioned Uni. I joked around about Uni and he got pissed, And then went all aggro on me calling me a sick fuck and trolling me. So now, Im going to write some Discord x Prince Uni pr0nz. My Inkbunny name will be the same as FA.

HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?

[] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[] You own a credit card.
[]You know how to change the oil in a car.
[x] You've done your own laundry.
[]You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself. (mostly instant noodles and microwave food)
[] You think politics are interesting.

TOTAL SO FAR: 2

[] You show up late for work a lot.
[] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[] You've never gotten a detention.
[] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week. (don't like coffee or alcoholic things)

TOTAL SO FAR: 4

[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[] You can mow the lawn.
[] You study even when you don't have to.
[] You have hand washed a car before.

TOTAL SO FAR: 6

[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[] The people at Starbucks know you by name.
[x] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.

TOTAL SO FAR: 10

[] Your only friends are from your place of employment.
[] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach. :P
[x] You use the internet every day.
[] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times.
[] You make your bed in the morning.

TOTAL SO FAR: 13
[] You have filed a tax return
[] You have used a pay phone
[] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd
[] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store
[] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[] You still have and use a VCR

TOTAL AGE: 13
REAL AGE: 20

Even though nobody really cares, im putting myself out there...I really need someone, someone who can be there for me, and is willing to tolerate everything about me, and trust me, that's a lot. Someone who can be there for me not just online, but in person, so mostly looking fairly close because I cant really travel anywhere...so unless you're close, or have someway of getting to me if need be, then don't bother.

P.S. Im crying right now.

Mostly the family part, removed pets, and one other....

I need cuddlez bad. I hate winter, even though I love it. The cold and snow are amazing, but for me it's also the loneliest time of the year. It makes me so depressed, yet so happy. I hate being here all alone, I wish someone would cuddle me, and keep me warm, and...well, maybe more~

(P.S. Still working on that MLP meme)

Twilight Sparkle:
[x] You have a huge collection of books.
[x] You value your alone time.
[ ] You have trouble making friends.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] You write letters regularly.
[ ] You find a lesson in everything.
[ ] You have trouble doing things “the old-fashioned way.”
[ ] You’ve recently moved to a new town.
[x] You’re rather sarcastic.
[x] You’re often accused of being a know-it-all.
Total: 5

Pinkie Pie:
[x] You’re the black sheep of the family.
[x] You’re majorly hyper.
[x] You love to siiiing!
[ ] You’re known for throwing great parties!
[ ] You’re great at baking.
[x] People sometimes don’t get your jokes.
[ ]You’re a prankster troll.
[x] You’re a super-intense personality.
[x] You have strange pets.
[x] You are known to go to extremes.
Total: 7

Applejack:
[x] You’re very stubborn.
[ ] You find great joy in working.
[x] You prefer the country to the city.
[ ] You speak with an accent.
[x] You HATE cheating.
[ ] You have freckles.
[x] You prefer casual wear rather than formal things.
[x] You wear your hair in a ponytail(s).
[ ] You have a large family.
[ ] You have trouble lying.
Total: 5

Rainbow Dash:
[x] You love winning.
[ ] You like sports.
[ ] You have a funky haircolor.
[ ] You have fangirl tendencies.
[x] You have no problem speaking your mind.
[x] You will give up anything for your friends.
[x] You like being recognized for good things.
[x] You have no problem defying traditional gender-roles.
[x] You act now, think later.
[x] You’re very brave.
Total: 7

Rarity:
[ ] You love being the center of attention.
[ ] You have a cat.
[x] You sew well.
[ ] It’s well-known that you’re somewhat vain.
[ ] You love the excitement of the city!
[x] You will overwork yourself to do something nice for your friends.
[ ] You wear makeup.
[x] You’re prone to whining.
[ ] You have original taste in fashion.
[x] You enjoy bonding with your besties <3
Total: 4

Fluttershy:
[x] You HATE being the center of attention.
[x] You struggle with sharing your mind.
[x] You love animals and help them however you can.
[x] You’re graceful.
[ ] You’re very quiet or soft-spoken. (Sometimes... so I guess no xD)
[x] You have a secret mean-streak.
[ ] You’ve been told you could model.
[ ] You’re the eldest of your friends.
[x] You like wearing your hair loose and long.
[x] You’re very nurturing
Total: 7

Discord:
[x] You like messing with other people.
[x] You love playing games.
[x] You're just a bit off-kilter.
[x] You're utterly random.
[x] Nobody can ever tell what you're thinking.
[x] You're the black sheep of your entire society.
[x] You tend to look somewhat strange.
[x] Insane doesn't even begin to describe you.
[x] Chaos is your middle name[Metaphorically]
Total:9

IM A DISCORD
(Not sure how I'd do others like Celestia, Luna, or Nightmare Moon, but If I can I'll add them on too)

Snarked from  Libelula

Twilight Sparkle:
[x] You have a huge collection of books.
[x] You value your alone time.
[ ] You have trouble making friends.
[x] You are very intelligent.
[ ] You write letters regularly.
[ ] You find a lesson in everything.
[ ] You have trouble doing things “the old-fashioned way.”
[ ] You’ve recently moved to a new town.
[x] You’re rather sarcastic.
[x] You’re often accused of being a know-it-all.
Total: 5

Pinkie Pie:
[x] You’re the black sheep of the family.
[x] You’re majorly hyper.
[x] You love to siiiing!
[ ] You’re known for throwing great parties!
[ ] You’re great at baking.
[x] People sometimes don’t get your jokes.
[ ]You’re a prankster troll.
[x] You’re a super-intense personality.
[x] You have strange pets.
[x] You are known to go to extremes.
Total: 7

Applejack:
[x] You’re very stubborn.
[ ] You find great joy in working.
[x] You prefer the country to the city.
[ ] You speak with an accent.
[x] You HATE cheating.
[ ] You have freckles.
[x] You prefer casual wear rather than formal things.
[x] You wear your hair in a ponytail(s).
[ ] You have a large family.
[ ] You have trouble lying.
Total: 5

Rainbow Dash:
[x] You love winning.
[ ] You like sports.
[ ] You have a funky haircolor.
[ ] You have fangirl tendencies.
[x] You have no problem speaking your mind.
[x] You will give up anything for your friends.
[x] You like being recognized for good things.
[x] You have no problem defying traditional gender-roles.
[x] You act now, think later.
[x] You’re very brave.
Total: 7

Rarity:
[ ] You love being the center of attention.
[ ] You have a cat.
[x] You sew well.
[ ] It’s well-known that you’re somewhat vain.
[ ] You love the excitement of the city!
[x] You will overwork yourself to do something nice for your friends.
[ ] You wear makeup.
[x] You’re prone to whining.
[ ] You have original taste in fashion.
[x] You enjoy bonding with your besties <3
Total: 4

Fluttershy:
[x] You HATE being the center of attention.
[x] You struggle with sharing your mind.
[x] You love animals and help them however you can.
[x] You’re graceful.
[ ] You’re very quiet or soft-spoken. (Sometimes... so I guess no xD)
[x] You have a secret mean-streak.
[ ] You’ve been told you could model.
[ ] You’re the eldest of your friends.
[x] You like wearing your hair loose and long.
[x] You’re very nurturing
Total: 7

I'm Flutterdash Pie :3 (I see myself as mostly Fluttershy and Rainbow Dash)

Further proof that you all hate me and don't care about me whatsoever. I gave you a chance to redeem yourselves and you failed. It's true I guess, I don't have any friends left. All I need are my plushies and My Little Pony...

Ta-ta~

That nobody cares about me in the slightest. Proven to me yesterday when no one tried to make me feel better.

Last year on this day, I went into radio silence, and it was the biggest mistake I ever made. Normally I wouldn't have had to, but I delayed myself for too long, and had to go to extremes. Because of this, I wounded the heart of one of my greatest friends, and ended what would have been a perfect and permanent relationship, before it ever began. So I'll probably be a bit cranky today. Also feeling extra lonely...

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2982608/ Whoo! Whoo!

My Check All button on the Journals/Comments page isnt working, and the check/uncheck all button on Submissions is missing altogether! Wtf?!

Got bored, doing it. Swiped from  fayyaislin

1) Do you need him / her to be good looking ?

No. Appearance is utterly unimportant, trust me.

2 ) Smart ?

It would help if they could understand me, but they don't have to be able to hold a longterm nerd convos.

3 ) Preferred age ?

Older than me.

4 ) Preferred height ?

No preferred height.

5 ) How about sense of humor ?

Yes, but not the normal sense of humor. Mine is a bit random so, something that fits with that :P

6 ) How about piercings ?

Anywhere except dick.

7 ) Accepts you for who you are ?

He would have to, or else there's not a chance it would work.

8 ) Green hair ?

If he wants?


9 ) Mushy or no ?

Not megaepicubermushywannamakeyougougeyoureyesout...but slightly mushy is fine.

10 ) Black , Brown , or White (skin color) ?

Don't really care, so long as they don't bring that racial shit-baggage.

11 ) Long hair or short hair ?

Long is sexy, but I don't really have a preference.

12 ) Plastic or metal ?

Depends on what you mean :P

13 ) Smells good?

Would be a plus, but even if not, I can phase it out.

14 ) Smoker?

No...hell no.

15 ) Drinker ?

Yes, but not a lot, and not before anything we "do" together.

16 ) Girl / Boy - next - door type ?

Bleh...

17 ) Muscular ?

I like chubs and muscles :3

18 ) Plays piano ?

Doesnt Matter

19 ) Plays bass and / or acoustic guitar ?

See Above

20 ) Plays violin ?

See Above

21 ) Sings very good ?

Yes, that I would like, someone to harmonize with

22 ) Vain ?

Not as vain as Blueblood, less than or equal to Rarity.

23 ) With glasses ?

I dont really notice that.

24 ) With braces ?

Im not much of a kisser either way :P

25 ) Shy type ?

I like the shy Type, especially ones with a hidden fury. Like Fluttershy <3

26 ) Rebel or good boy /girl?

Someone who can do both

27 ) Active or passive ?

Passive

28 ) Singer or dancer ?

Singer

29 ) Stunner ?

Huh?

30 ) Hiphop ?

yea...NO!

31 ) Earrings ?

Sure

32 ) Mr. / Ms. love letter ?

Idc

33 ) Playful ?

Play play <3

34 ) Flirt ?

With me definitely, with others, so long as it's not serious. I flirt to make others feel better.

35 ) Serious ?

See number 25

36 ) Painter ?

I like art, but its not necessary

37 ) Religious ?

As long as they arent obssessive and try to consistently convert me. Oh, and No christians, mormons, or catholics, all others are fine. Im Archaic/Taoist

36 ) Someone who likes to tease ?

It...doesnt really affect me

37 ) Computer games geek ? Or internet freak ?

GAMER BUDDY!!!

38 ) Loyal or faithful ?

RAINBOW DASH >:O

39 ) Good kisser ?

Im not much of a kisser.

40 ) Loves children

I hate children >:o They are annoying. But if he wants to like them, that's fine. Just be warned, I am fully willing TO STAB THEM IN THE FACE!!!!

http://www.kongregate.com/games/kin....._refuid=669246

Started playing this :P Free Gems(Premium Content) For me if anyone makes it to level 10(Its reeeeal easy)

Just because you dont BELIEVE something I have to say, does not automatically mean I am a troll. There are things about me that are hard to believe, And guess what, I don't care if you don't accept the truth. But just because I say them, DOES NOT MEAN I AM A TROLL!!!

I gotta move on eventually, the sooner the better :/

Not really "looking", but I am letting myself open for a relationship. If you wanna take a chance, go ahead :/

Original, Hand-Carved Wooden Owl: http://s1234.photobucket.com/albums.....t=100_0464.jpg -$25

Black Fox Tail, Great condition: http://s1234.photobucket.com/albums.....t=100_0465.jpg - $15

Hand Made Gargoyle Clock-statuette + Pewter Lion:http://s1234.photobucket.com/albums.....t=100_0466.jpg - $20 (OBO) On Hold.

Perfect Condition Old-Fashioned RISK Game: http://s1234.photobucket.com/albums.....t=100_0467.jpg - $15 (OBO)

Buyer pays for shipping.

Money is for the Hedgehog Care Fund

Apparently some people have a problem with the fact that I don't talk about the problems in my life, and the effects they'll have on my friends and family. This is because my best defense in these situations, is to NOT GET ANYONE ELSE INVOLVED.

So, a little update on my life. For the past few months I have been off of messengers, mostly because I am under a lot of stress, and have anxiety attacks on and off because of the whole hedgehog situation. And even though I have it now, im still having these anxiety attacks.

"Why not just take medicine?" You may ask...because It isn't diagnosed as an anxiety attack for one sole reason. Anxiety affects the heart and chest(Irregular heartbeat and heavy chest syndrome). But my anxiety affects my stomach(Hunger swings, indigestion) And thus, isnt consider an anxiety attack. A secondary effect is that it upsets my circadian cycle, usually making me nocturnal.

Another thing, because people bitch and moan about me not having a job. NO ONE WILL HIRE ME!!! Online/Paper applications seem to be the biggest problem. I have too little references, and apparently, I am the worst person on earth on paper, though as a person im better at the job than you would assume. And all of the "Apply in person" or "By Phone" jobs, aren't jobs im capable of performing (Primarily Service Desk, food related, construction, or heavy experience jobs). Get one thing straight, I CANT WORK WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE(Primarily customers) BECAUSE OF MY PSYCHOSIS.

And for those who tell me to take medicine for my OTHER mental problems, I can't. The medications cause some severe conflict with my emotional state, which ive WORKED VERY HARD ON, to dull down. That, and they can cause conflicts with other mental issues, alongside conflicts with other medications. To get everything perfect, I'd need about 30 or so medications to weed out all the problems.

Due to this, I've worked PERSONALLY to maintain my mental state, which seems to be a problem. I am mentally unfit to work certain jobs(Which seem to be abundant here), BUT im also too mentally stable for government help. Now, isn't that a pickle?

Just recently I discovered my Radio silence, has lost me yet another mate. And, because of it, I've got whiny little bitches at my throat because of how hurt he was, and because apparently he can't confront me himself.

Now, feel free to rain drama and complaints all over me, which is what I expect, and the reason I avoid these kinds of journals.

So what's happening right now? Well, im currently having another anxiety attack, and I feel like shit. Cold spells, dizzy spells, and the want to vomit but can't.

TO EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T BELIEVE ME: FUCK OFF!!

This sums up what happens too often: