SET age=21

[WARNING! I'm crap at math.]

So  ramsusxiii claimed to be the size of Florida this morning.

Florida is 447 miles tall, north to south. Or 2,360,160ft.

If a normal person is 6 foot tall, 2,360,160 / 6 = 393360 times bigger than a normal person.


So, if Moonlight is that many times bigger than us, how heavy is he?

An average man is 80 kg, in America at least, but as things get bigger, they get bigger disproportionately. If something is twice as big, it's 8 times as heavy.

So, 80kg * 8 * 393360 = 251,750,400 kg. Which is 251,000 tonnes, if we make tonnes 1,000kg. (As there are two different kinds of tonnes).


Hm. I ponder. How large are his hands? Shall we find out?

Danny is 5 foot 10 tall, or 70 inches. His hand measures 6 inches from pinky tip to thumb tip, if he stretches his fingers out lazily.

6 / 70 = 0.085714, the Hand of Height ratio.

Alas, Moonlight is 28,321,920 inches tall. 28,321,920 * 0.085714 = 2,427,585 inch wide hands. Or 202,298 ft. Or 38 miles. With a bit more stretching, he might wrap a hand around Long Island!

Further still! How big are Moonlight's feet at this thunderous size? Let's find out!

So, Danny is 5 ft 10, or 70 inches. He has 10,2 inch long feet. Shoe size doesn't help here, really.

10.2 / 70 = 0.14571, which is the percentage of foot size against main body size.

Moonlight is 28,321,920 inches tall. 28,321,920 * 0.14571 = 4,126,786 inches long. Or 343,898 foot. Or 65 miles. Placing his feet end on end, he can stand all over Long Island. Or take his long legs and dip his toes in the Bahamas.



Oh, if for ever 10 inches, you gain 8 shoe sizes, his sneakers are size 515,848. He could also fit a small city in his boot.

I'm drunk.

:D

AND YOU DON'T.

AAAAAAAAHAHAHAA.

Because :iconFaerieAlex; said so, I has to do this. x.x;;;

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Prrrobably night. Or Afternoon Delight.

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
The left, I'd think.

4. Do you masturbate?
Uhhhhhhh...

5. How often? Lately?
Occasionally...

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope. Not yet at least.

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
I like 'em both, but showers are quicker, and baths are more relaxing.

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Nnnope. o-o

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
OF COURSE NOT HOW DARE YOU GOOD SIR D:<

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
I'm a switch, so I don't really mind. :3

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
:Faerie_Alexicon;

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
No, most are artists I like.

13. Would you choose love or money?
Love, cause money can run out.

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Pillow, duvet, and blanket. Oh, KINKS!.... I got nothing.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Nnnnooo.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
At a McDonalds.

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
At a McDonalds.

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
At a McDonalds.

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
I've been to McDonalds.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Nope. That seems tacky.

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Nope. xD

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Nope.

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Nnno. Not yet. >>

24. Sexual orientation?
Bisexual

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
God no. Theatres are crowded and disgusting. x.x

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
At a McDonalds.

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I work at McDonal-No I don't. This running joke is running too far.

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Nope. o-o

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Nope.

30. Do you own any sex toys?
Nnno. o-o

31. If yes, how many and what are they?


32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
They might. x3

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No.

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
I hate the way my voice sounds, so no. x.x

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Plenty. <3

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
Probably.

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Any with penises.

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Sex.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
I once had sex like a conga line. Does that count? :P

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
No one. o-o

Just fancy some crack, y'know.

Another reason for one my bipolar episodes.

THIS GUYYYYYY.

There. I said it.

Wow, so hospitals are fucking dismal. I got admitted on Sunday due to me vomiting for 3 days straight, totally dehydrated and even retching blood.

When I got there, they jammed me full of fluids, and told me I'd be out in the hour.

Then, when they thought I was fixed, I barfed blood again.

Turns out, when they should have done my endoscopy, they might have found my actual problem earlier.

So, I sat for 4 days, on a constant drip, surrounded by people 30 years my senior, all of them just waiting for death or something.

Fun.

Taken fron  cloakable

[x] you meow/bark to get attention
[ ] you find pets toys amusing
[ ] you get hyper by the smell of catnip
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food
[ ] you growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you
[x] you purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection
[ ] if someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back
Total: 2

[x] you love to be scratched behind the ear
[x] you love fish/meat
[x] you like to stick your head out trough the window of a moving car
[ ] you like when people pet your head
[x] people can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper
[x] you think feathers are fun to play with
Total: 5

[ ] you sleep a lot during daytime
[x] you enjoy scaring birds
[ ] you lick peoples faces to show you like them
[ ] you bite people if they annoy you
[ ] you tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours
[ ] milk or water is your favorite drink
Total: 1

[ ] you own a collar and you enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own a leash and enjoy wearing it
[ ] you own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit
[ ] you enjoy long walks in the park
[x] you meow/bark when you see something you want
Total: 1

[x] you call your hands and feet "paws"
[x] you tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about
[ ] you run to the door when someone mentions a walk
[x] you really enjoy cuddling
[x] you stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up
[x] you can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around
Total: 5


[ ] you have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep
[x] you meow or bark very often
[ ] you hide when you get scared
[ ] you run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house
[x] you like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand
[x] you tend to chew on stuff a lot
[ ] you like to do tricks to get a treat
Total: 3

[ ] you own a wearable item/tag with your name on it
[ ] you refer to your self as an animal
[ ] your username has something to do with animals
[ ] your e-mail has something to do with animals
[x] if you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better
[x] you look for edible stuff often
Total: 2

[ ] you often find yourself looking through the window for a long time
[ ] you like to say hi to strangers
[ ] you like to be petted when you have done something good
[ ] people think you act like a pet
[x] you growl/hiss at stuff you do not like
[ ] you like to eat grass
[x] if you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water
Total: 2

Final total x 2 = Furry Percentage.

I am 42% furry. o-o

On the 2nd of August, I will be 18.

On the 3rd of August, I will remember nothing of the 2nd of August.

WATCH.

LEARN.

LOVE.

<3

http://www.joystiq.com/2010/06/04/d.....ution-trailer/

:D

So with this one, what you do is you randomize your media player and use the first 15 tracks that pop up. and then you add "In my pants" to it. Fun! :D

Ton O' Luv in my pants
Territories in my pants
Dani California in my pants
We Are All Connected in my pants
Force Ten in my pants
Girl U Want in my pants
Love Comes in my pants
Reptilica in my pants
Presto in my pants
Planet Earth in my pants
Glorious Dawn in my pants
Working Man in my pants
Mr. B's Ballroom in my pants
Time For A Change in my pants
Finding My Way in my pants

I bolded the ones i found funny. :P

So yeah, MEMES! :D

Blame for this.

1. I'll respond with something random about you.
2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me.
5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
10. If you play, you MUST post this on yours.

Gogogo!