A Dalluge 14oz titanium claw hammer.

http://www.menards.com/main/mobile/.....074-c-9143.htm

This is by fare one of the stranger tools I have come across, yet it still retains its function. The main idea is that the titanium head reduces the weight of the hammer yet retains the striking face surface area and harness. (Aluminum hammers have their place but its not here) Now, to make up for the lighter head the hammer has a longer handle to increase velocity and make 6(ish)oz hammer hit like a 14oz. Down side, as you may have guessed this hammer is not cheap, it clocks in at $90. But hell, it can be justified... maybe not, all I got to say is, it's good thing I'm not married and it is one dam fine hammer!

Might get a chance to play with a HX82-a on Monday! I'll post a picture if I get close to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LGi0nJL2xq0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAC-5BQnuXI

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0_fVzTJO-8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE

Just so you don't hate me. Here is something funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aHpDPuh8A2Q

Do NOT Watch Any of These. Except The Last One.

Every fucking new car released in the last year has electric folding mirrors. They are pointless. I have driven a F-350 every day for over a year now and you know how many times I have had to fold in my mirrors? NEVER! Not even once! I'm wider than most every car produced and I have yet to say "That gap is pretty tight, I wish I could fold in my mirrors in but both of my hands are missing and/or I'm too fucking lazy to get out of my truck and tuck them in." It is a pointless useless thing to break that sure as hell won't be cheap to fix. Lets say new cars have them so other cars wont break the mirrors well you parked. Okay, I was not aware of a car mirror breakage epidemic and I would rather have mirrors that are strong and wont brake instead of gimmick. Seriously car company its stupid, stop it.

The only way to get a sexually transmitted infection from toilet seat is to sit down before the last guy gets up. True fact.

Hey guys,  camohusky is in a contest where the winner gets to go to space and he needs our help. If he wins, he will go to space IN FURSUIT so go here for more info http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4312807/

You have unused icons on you desktop! Desktop Wizard can help you clean them up! ...




Do you know what Desktop Wizard can do? SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The son of a bitch shocked me!




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLUO.....ature=youtu.be

The most 80's thing in the world!


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA


I really like the air keyboard!

But nothing beats the part where they all look at the camera!


Enjoy.

The title says it all, the video says the rest.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?featur.....;v=kmYUAKO9TqY

Spilled water on my lap top. Now it in my closet with a space heater to dry it out. Anyway, its been a shitty day.

Oh... SHIT! I must be board.

I was cutting some fuel line with a razor and it slipped and sliced the very tip of my finger open like a fisher man filling the first catch of the day. Went to hospital and got three stitches because they couldn't glue it due to how dirty my hands were. LOL! The cut is so gross it is awesome! Anyway, enough about me. How was your day?

2011 has been a shit year! 2012 may be better, who knows, I don't. Have fun and hope you have a good new year.



Oh yeah. My last new years resolution was to have another one. Unless some bad shit happens in the next hour, I pass that one. There is the matter of having a new one. Now, I have not given this any thought. So, I don't have anything witty or fresh or new to say. So, I'm going to make a simple doable resolution. This year it will be conquer the planet and make all it's inhabitants my slaves. Yeah, I can get that shit done in a year.


Goodbye 2011!

I just got Dead Rising, Borderlands for Xbox and Left 4 Dead for the Wii! They are all fun and good (especially Borderlands) But I really do suck at video games. I'm getting slaughtered on easy. Dam, I'm going to bed.

The title says it all!

I have been all over the place these past few months. I'v been working my ass off, 4:00 to 6:30. I'm ass deep in tractor most of the day. I'm cold, wet, tired, pissed off, and a little hungry. After dealing with people and the parts guy all day, I feel like shit when I get home. But that's all fucking aside. I'm going to do my best to say active on FA. The best way to do that is to suck me in. Okay, that sounded dirty. But any way, what I am trying to say is that I will be giving out free commissions. FREE under one condition. You have to ride my ass (that also sounds dirty) about getting it done or it will not happen. I'm not saying in 30 seconds start pestering me but give me till Monday of next week. Why Monday? I have holiday break! All art will be done by hand in pencil or pen and you will get it whenever it is done. Okay... OKAY!!!!!!! OOOOOOOKAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

Meme's are raping my in-box and fucking the front page... they also made fun of my boots.

http://americancensorship.org/infographic.html


Fur Affinity could get rapped off the web for any pokemon, my little pony and other copyrighted content.

Lost it Saturday night and got it back today at 2 O'clock! Also, that last journal was posted three times! Very odd. How have things been going the past week?

Shit ton of lines are down. Been out of power for 3 days now. Phone is dead and im at the fucking library right now. There is a line of people who have the same idea behind me. I don't have FA filters on so their going to get a show! Haha! Any way. Have to go. Oh, my truck and all tree of my cars were hit by branches or badly scraped. Bye.

At my work there are four tanks that are going to be used to heater oil storage. These plastic tanks were used to store bark much dye and they sure as fuck did! I have been given the honorable task of cleaning these fuckers out. Shit. This crap is just caked on! I have to use a solvent (Sodium Nitrate) and a 3000 psi pressure washer to just gain a little leeway. It fuck'en sucks! Every thing I have touch in the passed two hours is covered in black shit. My Dicky's are ruined. My tan boots are now a nice shade of black. My hands are grey and my face looks like I have the black plague. But It took 9 hours but I was victorious. Woo-mother-fucking-hooo.

Lately I have been using my minivan as a commuter car. I must say this van is the shit! I got her to do a burn out! Not just a pussy chirp but a tire screeching smoke throwing burn out! Not bad for a automatic V6!

The shop I work at has a internship program set up with a local high school and they...well...sent over a intern. It is fucking awesome having someone shadow me! I have him help me with all the odd jobs I do and talk to him about hydrostatic motors/pumps and show him how to use the computer net work and call Bobby for parts and how to piss Bobby off in as few words as possible. It's awesome! Yeah, there are slow days when he is just holding a light and I'm using a Dead Blow hammer to ram my impact wrench through a pair of drive chains; in order to remove a exchanger that is just being a bitch! But it's fun.

That's all. Nope, I lied. I have been really inactive lately. Shit got in the way and wore me out like a son of bitch but that shits in the past and now its the future. Or it will be the future soon but for now I got time and less tired... shit and similar. I don't know.

I was washing out a excavator and found a big ass rock that was causing hydraulic problems. Me being me I tossed it into the woods. Well my boss wanted to show the customer the rock that caused all the problems in the machine. So I had to hike down into the ditch and look for a rock. Well I was down there I found a little plant of marijuana! No more than 14 inches high and only a few browning leaves but enough to recognize it as pot. So what did I do with it? Did I call the cops? Nope. Did I smoke it? Nope. (Don't like the feeling of pot and I bet it would taste horrible) What I did was put it in my bosses desk! It was hilarious! The "What The Fuck" look he gave me was priceless! I was thinking about calling the cops on him too with the pot in his desk but he wrights the checks and he is a nice guy.

Anyway, we also found two kittens outside! One black and white one and a gray one! Stewart took the black and white one home and the other kitten is going to be a shop cat! It was quite a day to day!

Oh shit! I want one!!!! Then I want to drop a Hayabusa or 1400cc Ninja engine into it and fuck some faces!





They go for about $4000 used (2009) and $8000 new!

Okay, no introductions needed; just going to jump in.

I hate column shit transmissions. They just suck! If I want a manual, I want it ON THE MOTHERFUCKING FLOOR! Not behind the steering wheel. This only came up because I have been driving a friends 1969 F-100. Epic truck, shit transmission, also; it’s gearing sucks.

I love mounting tires with either! I do! It is so much fucking fun!!! To hell what the law says!

I like parties but I hate planning them. It is just so much work and cleaning and buying food and drinks and fireworks and other stuff.

I hate my job. That is why I quit after 4 years.

I enjoy working on computers. It is very relaxing and kind of fun! I can only work on them at my own pace.

I hate rants. I need to know the person who is ranting in order to give a shit about what they are saying. I also hate typing them. I have all these ideas of shit I hate. I constantly hate thing and get piss off over shower curtains or door knobs but, when it comes time to funnel this hate into text. I draw a blank. Like “I don’t really hate bias ply tires.” I have also been in a good mood lately. Don’t know why. That might be why it is hard to rant. I need to get pissed off. One second. *taps balls*

I hate testicles. I know they serve a purpose. Kids and all but they do suck. They are out side the body just begging to get hit. I know they have to remain cool but fuck do they have to be so sensitive. I also hate it when you sit on them. Equal if not greater pain then child birth, so don’t complain ladies. It would be awesome if they were removable. Know your going to be playing sports? Just leave you ball in your night stand! Great idea! One day someone will make it happen.

I don’t like lying down in public, maybe because I don’t trust people.

I don’t like drinking to much. There is a fine line between fine drunk and feeling like shit drunk and I have crossed over it to many times.

I don’t like feet, in both senses. The foot is the part if the body the nature forgot. And a foot is too general to be accurate. Wow, that last sentence was stupid “too general to be accurate” oh, I’m mister philosopher over here! Fuck

I like having original ideas. It feels good. I haven’t felt it in a wile. Need to think more. Need to get my ATV working. Need to take a nap. I need a lot of things. Fuck things.

I like driving, just something about it. I prefer to drive tractors. I have always enjoyed driving a loader or something of that nature.

I hate having artest block. Can’t think of anything to draw, well I can. I just can’t bring my self to put ink on paper. Need to get in the drawing mood but my brain has been mush lately.

Jessica hates me right now. She was talking to one of her friends and I asked “What are you talking about?” Jessica replied with “She was just complimenting my necklaces.” I said “Oh, can I see it?” she holds the neck less out. This is where I went wrong. I said “Not worthy of compliment.” Well it’s true. Ugly fuck’en necklace!

I like gear oil. Its smell brings be back years!

Anyway, yeah; shit.