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Posted 11 years ago1. had sex.
2. bought condoms.
3. gotten pregnant.
4. failed a class.
5. kissed a boy.
6. kissed a girl.
7. used a little paper bag for lunch.
8. had a job.
9. slipped on ice.
10. missed the school bus.
Total so far: 1
11. left the house without my wallet.
12. bullied someone on the internet.
13.sexted.
14. had sex in public.
15. played on a sports team.
16.smoked weed.
17. smoked cigarettes.
18. smoked a cigar.
19. drank alcohol.
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
Total So Far: 5
21. been overweight.
22. been underweight.
23. had an eating disorder.
24. been to a wedding.
25. made fun of someone for being fat.
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight.
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight.
28. been late for work.
29. been late for school.
30. kissed in the rain.
Total So Far: 9
31. showered with someone else.
32. failed my drivers test.
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes.
34. been outside my home country.
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours.
36. had lice.
37. gotten fired.
38. had a credit card.
39. been to a professional sports game.
40. broken a bone.
Total So Far: 16
41. been unhappy about my weight.
42. won a trophy.
43. cut myself.
44. had an STD.
45. got engaged.
46. been on a diet.
47. tried out to be on a tv show.
48.rode in a taxi.
49. been to prom.
50. played a drinking game.
Total So Far: 19
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more.
52. been to a concert.
53. had a three-some.
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex.
55. been in a car accident.
56. had braces.
57. learned another language
58. killed an animal.
59. been at a yard sale.
60. been to a Japanese steakhouse.
Total so far: 23
61. wore make up.
62. talked to someone via webcam.
63. lost my virginity before I was 16.
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out.
65. kissed someone a different race than myself.
66. snuck out of the house.
67. bought porn.
68. had a virus on my computer.
69. had oral sex.
70. dyed my hair.
Total So Far: 26
71. gone skinny dipping.
72. graduated from college.
73. wore someone else’s clothes.
74. voted in a presidential election.
75. rode in an ambulance.
76. rode in a helicopter.
77. caught the stove on fire.
78. got in a fight.
79. met someone famous.
80. been on vacation.
Total So Far: 32
81. been on an airplane.
82. been on a boat.
83. broken something expensive.
84. had surgery.
85. kissed someone before I was 14.
86. beat a video game.
87. found something valuable on the ground.
88. made a survey.
89. stalked someone on facebook/myspace.
90. prank called someone.
Total So Far: 40
91. been to a library outside of school.
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day.
93. cut my hair and hated it.
94. peed outside.
95. went fishing.
96. helped with charity.
97. taken a pregnancy test.
98. been rejected by a crush.
99. been suspended from school.
100. broken a mirror.
grand total: 46 woo
2. bought condoms.
3. gotten pregnant.
4. failed a class.
5. kissed a boy.
6. kissed a girl.
7. used a little paper bag for lunch.
8. had a job.
9. slipped on ice.
10. missed the school bus.
Total so far: 1
11. left the house without my wallet.
12. bullied someone on the internet.
13.sexted.
14. had sex in public.
15. played on a sports team.
16.smoked weed.
17. smoked cigarettes.
18. smoked a cigar.
19. drank alcohol.
20. watched “The Breakfast Club”
Total So Far: 5
21. been overweight.
22. been underweight.
23. had an eating disorder.
24. been to a wedding.
25. made fun of someone for being fat.
26. been on the computer for 5 hours straight.
27. watched tv for 5 hours straight.
28. been late for work.
29. been late for school.
30. kissed in the rain.
Total So Far: 9
31. showered with someone else.
32. failed my drivers test.
33. ran a mile in less than 10 minutes.
34. been outside my home country.
35. been on a road trip longer than 5 hours.
36. had lice.
37. gotten fired.
38. had a credit card.
39. been to a professional sports game.
40. broken a bone.
Total So Far: 16
41. been unhappy about my weight.
42. won a trophy.
43. cut myself.
44. had an STD.
45. got engaged.
46. been on a diet.
47. tried out to be on a tv show.
48.rode in a taxi.
49. been to prom.
50. played a drinking game.
Total So Far: 19
51. stayed up for 24 hours or more.
52. been to a concert.
53. had a three-some.
54. had a crush on someone of the same sex.
55. been in a car accident.
56. had braces.
57. learned another language
58. killed an animal.
59. been at a yard sale.
60. been to a Japanese steakhouse.
Total so far: 23
61. wore make up.
62. talked to someone via webcam.
63. lost my virginity before I was 16.
64. had my wisdom teeth taken out.
65. kissed someone a different race than myself.
66. snuck out of the house.
67. bought porn.
68. had a virus on my computer.
69. had oral sex.
70. dyed my hair.
Total So Far: 26
71. gone skinny dipping.
72. graduated from college.
73. wore someone else’s clothes.
74. voted in a presidential election.
75. rode in an ambulance.
76. rode in a helicopter.
77. caught the stove on fire.
78. got in a fight.
79. met someone famous.
80. been on vacation.
Total So Far: 32
81. been on an airplane.
82. been on a boat.
83. broken something expensive.
84. had surgery.
85. kissed someone before I was 14.
86. beat a video game.
87. found something valuable on the ground.
88. made a survey.
89. stalked someone on facebook/myspace.
90. prank called someone.
Total So Far: 40
91. been to a library outside of school.
92. spent over $100 shopping in one day.
93. cut my hair and hated it.
94. peed outside.
95. went fishing.
96. helped with charity.
97. taken a pregnancy test.
98. been rejected by a crush.
99. been suspended from school.
100. broken a mirror.
grand total: 46 woo
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Posted 11 years ago1: Is there a boy/girl in your life? Yes.
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? Sure.
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” A cat.
4: What’s something you really want right now? A hug and some chocolate.
5: Are you afraid of falling in love? No, but the idea of falling out of it terrifies me.
6: Do you like the beach? Considering I live in Florida the logical answer would be yes, but to be honest I really don’t like it.
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? No.
8: What’s the background on your cell? I don’t have a cellphone.
9: Name the last four beds you sat on? My bed, top bunk bed in the house boat, pull out bed on the house boat, back bed on the house boat...
10: Do you like your phone? Stop.
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? No, but they never do.
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? Boop.
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? Poodle, sorry.
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional. I can stub my toe without crying. (Sometimes).
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Art museum, because zoos make me sad.
16: Are you tired? Kinda.
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? Ahh.
18: Are they a relative? -
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? He was stupid, so no.
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? Never!
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? !
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? !
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? 0
24: Is there a certain quote you live by? “Don’t let anyone tell you what to do.”
25: What’s on your mind? Work, wanting to eat and my girlfriend. (almost typed something different wha tthe fuck brain calm down).
26: Do you have any tattoos? Nooope
27: What is your favorite color? I really like any color but...blue. Light blue.
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Hopefully next summer.
29: Who are you texting? No one
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? I don’t even.
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Pretty much every day.
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Nope.
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? I’d hope so.
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes.
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? Well if the person I want to kiss was kissing another person I’d probably start bawling.
36: Were you single on Valentines Day? Nope!
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? !
38: What do your friends call you? Shy, awkward. Weird.
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? Of course.
40: Have you ever cried over a text? No but over IM’s and crap.
41: Where’s your last bruise located? Uhhh my hip and my leg.
42: What is it from? I don’t even know. Maybe from the springs when I hit that rock...
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Yesterday.
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My mom.
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? Yes. My black boots that my cat ripped up lmao.
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? No.
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? Probably not. Because apparently my family doesn’t support my hair length as it is now so why would I want to send myself through even more torture about my own choices again? (voices laughing in the distance).
48: Do you make supper for your family? No.
49: Does your bedroom have a door? Yes.
50: Top 3 web-pages? Tumblr, dA and FaceBook.
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? My sister.
52: Does anything on your body hurt? My neck and my shoulders.
53: Are goodbyes hard for you? Yes.
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Water.
55: How is your hair? It’s alright. Needs to be cut.
56: What do you usually do first in the morning? Lay there questioning life’s existance; cry if it’s a school day.
57: Do you think two people can last forever? If they try hard, yes. Relationships aren’t easy, kiddos.
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? ....Considering I was around 8 or 9, I’d hope so.
59: Green or purple grapes? Both.
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? Hopefully next summer.
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? All the time.
62: When will be the next time you text someone? Never.
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? On the computer.
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. Squinting at my tablet.
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? Krista.
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Yes.
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? No.
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? “I really need to start staying up.”
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yeah.
70: How many windows are open on your computer? 3.
71: How many fingers do you have?...10.
72: What is your ringtone? !
73: How old will you be in 5 months? Still 16
74: Where is your Mum right now? Go away.
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? Because it was a stupid crush and he didn’t feel that way about me.
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? No.
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? Yes.
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? 7th grade? A dumb guy in my Social Studies class that I made laugh with a dumb joke I said about couches. That’s how clingy I can be, okay.
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? Mike Wazowzki.
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? I think so.
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? Uno.
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Yeah, woops.
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? Yes.
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? 1) I’ll never get drunk and 2) I’d have to be yelling at Krista who lives in Canada and that’s pretty much impossible.
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? I’d probably be pissed that they even got themselves into that life and based on their level of cooperation I’d either leave them or help them with their problem.
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? A baby was screaming during an R rated movie. Why the fuck would you bring a baby into an R RATED MOVIE?
87: Who was your last received call from? No one.
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Fuck yeah I hate those bitches.
89: What is something you wish you had more of? Food, time and respect.
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? Yeah.
91: Do you sleep with your window open? That’s pretty much impossible.
92: Do you get along with girls? Depends.
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? No.
94: Does sex mean love? Depends.
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? !
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? !
97: Did you sleep alone this week? Always.
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? Yes.
99: Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? My sister.
2: Think of the last person who hurt you; do you forgive them? Sure.
3: What do you think of when you hear the word “meow?” A cat.
4: What’s something you really want right now? A hug and some chocolate.
5: Are you afraid of falling in love? No, but the idea of falling out of it terrifies me.
6: Do you like the beach? Considering I live in Florida the logical answer would be yes, but to be honest I really don’t like it.
7: Have you ever slept on a couch with someone else? No.
8: What’s the background on your cell? I don’t have a cellphone.
9: Name the last four beds you sat on? My bed, top bunk bed in the house boat, pull out bed on the house boat, back bed on the house boat...
10: Do you like your phone? Stop.
11: Honestly, are things going the way you planned? No, but they never do.
12: Who was the last person whose phone number you added to your contacts? Boop.
13: Would you rather have a poodle or a Rottweiler? Poodle, sorry.
14: Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain? Emotional. I can stub my toe without crying. (Sometimes).
15: Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? Art museum, because zoos make me sad.
16: Are you tired? Kinda.
17: How long have you known your 1st phone contact? Ahh.
18: Are they a relative? -
19: Would you ever consider getting back together with any of your exes? He was stupid, so no.
20: When did you last talk to the last person you shared a kiss with? Never!
21: If you knew you had the right person, would you marry them today? !
22: Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? !
23: How many bracelets do you have on your wrists right now? 0
24: Is there a certain quote you live by? “Don’t let anyone tell you what to do.”
25: What’s on your mind? Work, wanting to eat and my girlfriend. (almost typed something different wha tthe fuck brain calm down).
26: Do you have any tattoos? Nooope
27: What is your favorite color? I really like any color but...blue. Light blue.
28: Next time you will kiss someone on the lips? Hopefully next summer.
29: Who are you texting? No one
30: Think to the last person you kissed, have you ever kissed them on a couch? I don’t even.
31: Have you ever had the feeling something bad was going to happen and you were right? Pretty much every day.
32: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex you can talk to? Nope.
33: Do you think anyone has feelings for you? I’d hope so.
34: Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes? Yes.
35: Say the last person you kissed was kissing someone right in front of you? Well if the person I want to kiss was kissing another person I’d probably start bawling.
36: Were you single on Valentines Day? Nope!
37: Are you friends with the last person you kissed? !
38: What do your friends call you? Shy, awkward. Weird.
39: Has anyone upset you in the last week? Of course.
40: Have you ever cried over a text? No but over IM’s and crap.
41: Where’s your last bruise located? Uhhh my hip and my leg.
42: What is it from? I don’t even know. Maybe from the springs when I hit that rock...
43: Last time you wanted to be away from somewhere really bad? Yesterday.
44: Who was the last person you were on the phone with? My mom.
45: Do you have a favourite pair of shoes? Yes. My black boots that my cat ripped up lmao.
46: Do you wear hats if your having a bad hair day? No.
47: Would you ever go bald if it was the style? Probably not. Because apparently my family doesn’t support my hair length as it is now so why would I want to send myself through even more torture about my own choices again? (voices laughing in the distance).
48: Do you make supper for your family? No.
49: Does your bedroom have a door? Yes.
50: Top 3 web-pages? Tumblr, dA and FaceBook.
51: Do you know anyone who hates shopping? My sister.
52: Does anything on your body hurt? My neck and my shoulders.
53: Are goodbyes hard for you? Yes.
54: What was the last beverage you spilled on yourself? Water.
55: How is your hair? It’s alright. Needs to be cut.
56: What do you usually do first in the morning? Lay there questioning life’s existance; cry if it’s a school day.
57: Do you think two people can last forever? If they try hard, yes. Relationships aren’t easy, kiddos.
58: Think back to January 2007, were you single? ....Considering I was around 8 or 9, I’d hope so.
59: Green or purple grapes? Both.
60: When’s the next time you will give someone a BIG hug? Hopefully next summer.
61: Do you wish you were somewhere else right now? All the time.
62: When will be the next time you text someone? Never.
63: Where will you be 5 hours from now? On the computer.
64: What were you doing at 8 this morning. Squinting at my tablet.
65: This time last year, can you remember who you liked? Krista.
66: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile? Yes.
67: Did you kiss or hug anyone today? No.
68: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night? “I really need to start staying up.”
69: Have you ever tried your hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end? Yeah.
70: How many windows are open on your computer? 3.
71: How many fingers do you have?...10.
72: What is your ringtone? !
73: How old will you be in 5 months? Still 16
74: Where is your Mum right now? Go away.
75: Why aren’t you with the person you were first in love with or almost in love? Because it was a stupid crush and he didn’t feel that way about me.
76: Have you held hands with somebody in the past three days? No.
77: Are you friends with the people you were friends with two years ago? Yes.
78: Do you remember who you had a crush on in year 7? 7th grade? A dumb guy in my Social Studies class that I made laugh with a dumb joke I said about couches. That’s how clingy I can be, okay.
79: Is there anyone you know with the name Mike? Mike Wazowzki.
80: Have you ever fallen asleep in someones arms? I think so.
81: How many people have you liked in the past three months? Uno.
82: Has anyone seen you in your underwear in the last 3 days? Yeah, woops.
83: Will you talk to the person you like tonight? Yes.
84: You’re drunk and yelling at hot guys/girls out of your car window, you’re with? 1) I’ll never get drunk and 2) I’d have to be yelling at Krista who lives in Canada and that’s pretty much impossible.
85: If your BF/GF was into drugs would you care? I’d probably be pissed that they even got themselves into that life and based on their level of cooperation I’d either leave them or help them with their problem.
86: What was the most eventful thing that happened last time you went to see a movie? A baby was screaming during an R rated movie. Why the fuck would you bring a baby into an R RATED MOVIE?
87: Who was your last received call from? No one.
88: If someone gave you $1,000 to burn a butterfly over a candle, would you? Fuck yeah I hate those bitches.
89: What is something you wish you had more of? Food, time and respect.
90: Have you ever trusted someone too much? Yeah.
91: Do you sleep with your window open? That’s pretty much impossible.
92: Do you get along with girls? Depends.
93: Are you keeping a secret from someone who needs to know the truth? No.
94: Does sex mean love? Depends.
95: You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, is that a problem? !
96: Have you ever kissed anyone with a lip ring? !
97: Did you sleep alone this week? Always.
98: Everybody has somebody that makes them happy, do you? Yes.
99: Do you believe in love at first sight? No.
100: Who was the last person that you pinky promise? My sister.
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Posted 11 years agoSelfie: http://ramonawindfairer.tumblr.com/.....selfies-hoorah
2. what would you name your future kids? 1) Not Gonna 2) Happen
3. do you miss anyone? My aunt, my dog, yeah
4. what are you looking forward to? Meeting krista in 10,000 years
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?krista and dad
6. is it hard for you to get over someone? yeah
7. what was your life like last year? happier.
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? yep
9. who did you last see in person? sister
10. are you good at hiding your feelings? Depends
11. are you listening to music right now? Missy elliot-work it (dont ask)
12. what is something you want right now? Krista cuddles
13. how do you feel right now? fat
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? uhh
15. personality description: loser, crippled social-wise, jealous as heckie, oddball.
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? Oh yeah
17. opinion on insecurities. They exist
18. do you miss how thing were a year ago? yeah
19. have you ever been to New York? yes
20. what is your favourite song at the moment? hh
21. age and birthday? badum
22. description of crush. Perfect as hell
23. fear(s) death, heights, small spaces, men, sex, rape, needles, ocean, lakes, streams, rivers, sharks, alligators, fire, having a heart attack, etc
24. Height: tiny as heck
25. role model: ellen degeneres, nicki minaj
26. idol(s):
^27. things i hate: mysoginist idiots, basically everything, kids etc
28. i’ll love you if… You give me chocolate lava cake
29. favourite film(s) sleepy hollow bye
30. favourite tv show(s) that so raven bye
31. 3 random facts i am shy, i am weird, i am a triplet
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? girls
33. something you want to learn: how to play guitar
34. most embarrassing moment: life
35. favourite subject: creative writing/writing anything
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? Meet krista, kiss her, get some cats w/ her
37. favourite actor/actress: uhh
38. favourite comedian(s) ellen d
39. favourite sport(s) swimmng and dancing
40. favourite memory: stuff when i was a kid i.e traveling a lot, boating, a happy family !!! Ohhoho haha lmfao
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s) everything
43. favourite song ever booty song
44. age you get mistaken for: 12-18 ??
45. how you found out about your idol: TV and my moms hatred LOL
46. what my last text message says: something by my mom like 3 years ago
47. turn ons: moaning tbh uhhhh not whispering dirty stuff that is really creepy, uhh this is hard to say cause people will read this LMAO umm vag and boobs?? Hips and legs/?? There we go steph take a breath
48. turn offs: anything not up there?? Oh and guys
49. where i want to be right now: krista’s lap
50. favourite picture of your idol: http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m.....ji47o1_500.gif its a gif get over it
51. Starsign: http://www.psychicguild.com/images/.....out/cancer.gif FUCKING 69 ARE YOU KIDDING MeE
52. something i’m talented at: breathing, writing, mastur----...breathing, writing, etc
53. 5 things that make me happy- krista, happy family, happy friends, my pets and memories of those that are deceased (including pets even though i cry when i think of them hollaa)
54. something thats worrying me at the moment: passing EOC and AP exams haha fuck !!
55. tumblr friends: no one
56. favourite food(s): chocolate lava cake
57. favourite animal(s): wolf, cat, dog
58. description of my best friend: epic
59. why i joined tumblr: cause boobs. No jk cause idk
60. ask me anything you want:: butts
2. what would you name your future kids? 1) Not Gonna 2) Happen
3. do you miss anyone? My aunt, my dog, yeah
4. what are you looking forward to? Meeting krista in 10,000 years
5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?krista and dad
6. is it hard for you to get over someone? yeah
7. what was your life like last year? happier.
8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed? yep
9. who did you last see in person? sister
10. are you good at hiding your feelings? Depends
11. are you listening to music right now? Missy elliot-work it (dont ask)
12. what is something you want right now? Krista cuddles
13. how do you feel right now? fat
14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you? uhh
15. personality description: loser, crippled social-wise, jealous as heckie, oddball.
16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t? Oh yeah
17. opinion on insecurities. They exist
18. do you miss how thing were a year ago? yeah
19. have you ever been to New York? yes
20. what is your favourite song at the moment? hh
21. age and birthday? badum
22. description of crush. Perfect as hell
23. fear(s) death, heights, small spaces, men, sex, rape, needles, ocean, lakes, streams, rivers, sharks, alligators, fire, having a heart attack, etc
24. Height: tiny as heck
25. role model: ellen degeneres, nicki minaj
26. idol(s):
^27. things i hate: mysoginist idiots, basically everything, kids etc
28. i’ll love you if… You give me chocolate lava cake
29. favourite film(s) sleepy hollow bye
30. favourite tv show(s) that so raven bye
31. 3 random facts i am shy, i am weird, i am a triplet
32. are your friends mainly girls or guys? girls
33. something you want to learn: how to play guitar
34. most embarrassing moment: life
35. favourite subject: creative writing/writing anything
36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill? Meet krista, kiss her, get some cats w/ her
37. favourite actor/actress: uhh
38. favourite comedian(s) ellen d
39. favourite sport(s) swimmng and dancing
40. favourite memory: stuff when i was a kid i.e traveling a lot, boating, a happy family !!! Ohhoho haha lmfao
41. relationship status
42. favourite book(s) everything
43. favourite song ever booty song
44. age you get mistaken for: 12-18 ??
45. how you found out about your idol: TV and my moms hatred LOL
46. what my last text message says: something by my mom like 3 years ago
47. turn ons: moaning tbh uhhhh not whispering dirty stuff that is really creepy, uhh this is hard to say cause people will read this LMAO umm vag and boobs?? Hips and legs/?? There we go steph take a breath
48. turn offs: anything not up there?? Oh and guys
49. where i want to be right now: krista’s lap
50. favourite picture of your idol: http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m.....ji47o1_500.gif its a gif get over it
51. Starsign: http://www.psychicguild.com/images/.....out/cancer.gif FUCKING 69 ARE YOU KIDDING MeE
52. something i’m talented at: breathing, writing, mastur----...breathing, writing, etc
53. 5 things that make me happy- krista, happy family, happy friends, my pets and memories of those that are deceased (including pets even though i cry when i think of them hollaa)
54. something thats worrying me at the moment: passing EOC and AP exams haha fuck !!
55. tumblr friends: no one
56. favourite food(s): chocolate lava cake
57. favourite animal(s): wolf, cat, dog
58. description of my best friend: epic
59. why i joined tumblr: cause boobs. No jk cause idk
60. ask me anything you want:: butts
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Posted 12 years ago[x] Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds.
[ ] Agalmatophilia: sexual attraction to statues or mannequins or immobility.
[x] Algolagnia: sexual pleasure from pain.
[ ] Amaurophilia: sexual arousal by a partner whom one is unable to see due to artificial means, such as being blindfolded or having sex in total darkness.
[ ] Acrotomophilia: sexual attraction to amputation or amputees.
[] Andromimetophilia: sexual attraction towards women dressed as men
[ ] Aquaphilia: arousal from water and/or in watery environments, including bathtubs and swimming pools.
[ ] Aretifism: sexual attraction to people who are without footwear, in contrast to retifism.
[ ] Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman.
[ ] Autoassassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder.
[ ] Biastophilia: sexual arousal from assault and rape.
[ ] Chronophilia: sexual attraction to a partner of the same chronological age, but whose sexuoerotic age is discordant with that chronological age.
[ ] Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) feces. It's strictly related to Fecophilia, sexual arousal from defecation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
[ ] Covert incestiphilia: arousal from non-contact sexual behavior with a child.
[ ] Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself.
[ ] Dendrophilia: sexual attraction to trees and other large plants.
[ ] Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomiting.
[ ] Ephebophilia: sexual attraction towards adolescents.
[ ] Erotic asphyxia: sexual attraction from asphyxia (also called "breath control play" or "strangulation"), including autoerotic asphyxiation.
[ ] Erotic lactation: sexual attraction to human milk or lactating women.
[ ] Exhibitionism: sexual arousal by engaging in sexual behavior in view of third parties (also includes the recurrent urge or behavior to expose one's genitals to an unsuspecting person).
[ ] Food play: sexual arousal from food.
[ ] Formicophilia: sexual attraction to smaller animals, insects, etc. crawling on parts of the body.
[ ] Forniphilia: sexual objectification in which a person's body is incorporated into a piece of furniture.
[x] Frotteurism: sexual arousal from the recurrent urge or behavior of touching or rubbing against a consenting person.
[ ] Gerontophilia: sexual attraction towards the elderly.
[ ] Homeovestism: sexual arousal by wearing the clothing of one's own gender.
[ ] Human animal roleplay: sexual arousal by having oneself or a partner taking on the role of real or imaginary animal.
[ ] Hybristophilia: sexual arousal to people who have committed crimes, in particular cruel or outrageous crimes.
[ ] Incestophilia: sexual attraction to a member of one's own family.
[/] Katoptronophilia: sexual arousal from having sex in front of mirrors.
[ ] Kleptophilia: sexual arousal from stealing things.
[ ] Klismaphilia: sexual pleasure from enemas.
[ ] Lust murder: sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder. It also appear to be strictly related with others similar paraphilias like sexual sadism, necrophilia, vorarephilia and Blood fetish.
[ ] Macrophilia: sexual attraction to giants or giant body parts (such as breasts and genitalia
/] Masochism: the recurrent urge or behavior of wanting to be humiliated, beaten, bound, or otherwise made to suffer.
[ ] Microphilia: sexual attraction to miniature people or miniature body parts�the opposite of macrophilia.
[ ] Modzeleskphilia: sexual attraction to food. Namely cheese, nachos, and red wines.
[ ] Mysophilia: sexual attraction to soiled, dirty, foul or decaying materials.
[ ] Narratophilia: sexual arousal in the use of dirty or obscene words to a partner.
[ ] Necrophilia: sexual attraction to corpses. It includes necrosadism, sexual gratification derived by mutilating and dismembering corpses.
[] Odaxelagnia: sexual arousal associated with biting or being bitten.
[x] Olfactophilia: sexual stimulus with smells or odors.
[ ] Paraphilic infantilism: sexual pleasure from dressing, acting, or being treated as a baby.
[ ] Parthenophilia: sexual attraction to virgins.
[ ] Pedophilia: sexual attraction to prepubescent children. It includes Nepiophilia (also infantophilia), sexual attraction to children three years old or younger.
[x] Pictophilia: sexual attraction to pictorial pornography or erotic art.
[ ] Plushophilia: sexual attraction to stuffed animals and/or people dressed in animal costumes.
[ ] Pyrophilia: sexual arousal through watching, setting, hearing, talking or fantasizing about fire.
[ ] Racial fetish: attraction to someone of a different colour.
[] Sadism: deriving pleasure, or in some cases sexual arousal from giving pain.
[ ] Salirophila: sexual arousal by soiling (only the appearance of) the object of one's desired partner.
[ ] Schediaphilia: sexual attraction to animated characters.
[ ] Sitophilia: sexual arousal by involving food in sex.
[ ] Somnophilia: sexual arousal from sleeping or unconscious people. It appears to be related to necrophilia.
[ ] Sthenolagnia: sexual arousal from the demonstration of strength or muscles.
[ ] Telephone scatologia: being sexually aroused by making obscene phone calls to strangers.
[ ] Teratophilia: sexual attraction to deformed or monstrous features.
[ ] Transvestic fetishism: sexual arousal from the wearing of clothes typically associated with the opposite gender to the wearer.
[ ] Trichophilia: sexual arousal from hair.
[ ] Troilism: sharing a sexual partner with another person while looking on.
[ Urolagnia: sexual attraction to urine, including urinating in public, urinating on others, and being urinated on by others; it includes Urophagia: sexual attraction to drinking urine or watching others drink urine.
[x Vorarephilia: sexual attraction at the thought of being eaten by or eating another person or creature. It includes endosomataphillia, a sexual fetish of being within someone.
[ ] Voyeurism: sexual arousal through secretly watching others having sex.
[x] Scoptophilia: the recurrent urge or behavior to observe an unsuspecting person who is naked, disrobing or engaging in sexual activities.
[ ] Xenophilia: sexual attraction to foreigners.
[ ] Zelophilia: sexual arousal from jealousy.
[ ] Zoophilia: sexual attraction to animals.
[ ] Zoosadism: sexual gratification derived from causing pain and suffering to animals. Necrozoophilia (also necrobestiality) strictly applies to killing animals.
[ ] Anesthesia fetishism: sexual fetish for anesthesia.
[] Blood fetishism (also haematophilia): sexual fetish for blood (also known as vampire fetish, hematolagnia and haematophilia), and is an anthropological term used to describe the belief within a society or culture that blood in itself (as a material substance) possesses powerful and magical properties.
[x Breast fetishism.
[ ] Breast expansion fetishism.
[ ] Crush fetish: a paraphilia which primarily consists of the desire to see others (generally a desirable potential partner) crush small creatures such as insects, mammals and reptiles.
[ ] Diaper fetishism.
[ ] Doll fetish.
[ ] Fat fetishism.
[ ] Foot fetishism.
[/] Garment fetishism: sexual fetish that revolves around a fixation upon a particular article or type of clothing, a collection of garments that appear as part of a fashion or uniform, or a person dressed in such a garment.
[ ] Hand fetishism.
[x] Hip fetishism.
[/] Hypnofetishism: sexual fetish for hypnosis and similar forms of mental persuasion, therapy or mind control.
[ ] Impregnation fetish.
[ ] Medical fetishism.
[ ] Navel fetishism.
[ ] Nose fetishism.
[ ] Panty fetishism.
[ ] Pregnancy fetishism.
[ ] Robot fetishism
[ ] Shoe fetishism
[ ] Silk/Satin fetishism
[] Smoking fetishism (Capnolagnia).
[ ] Spandex fetishism.
[ ] Tickling fetishism (also acarophilia).
[/] Total enclosure fetishism: sexual fetishism whereby a person becomes aroused when having entire body enclosed in a certain way, hence the name.
[ ] Transformation fetish.
[/] Wet and messy fetishism: sexual arousal by having substances deliberately and generously applied to the naked skin, or to the clothes people are wearing.
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Posted 12 years agocommissions
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single pixels: $1.00/1 delta
pixel with a background: $1.50/1.50 deltas
couple pixels: $2.00/2.5 deltas
bigger things:
busts(humans/animals): $3.00/3 deltas
refs (humans/animals): $4.00/4 deltas
prices can be negotiated
deirdrewindfairer[at]yahoo.com is my paypal/deirdrewindfairer on chat on Lupinar.
i require payment before.
single pixels: $1.00/1 delta
pixel with a background: $1.50/1.50 deltas
couple pixels: $2.00/2.5 deltas
bigger things:
busts(humans/animals): $3.00/3 deltas
refs (humans/animals): $4.00/4 deltas
prices can be negotiated
deirdrewindfairer[at]yahoo.com is my paypal/deirdrewindfairer on chat on Lupinar.
i require payment before.
hey
Posted 12 years agowill be posting here more
since i cant log into my dA for whatever reason ._.
since i cant log into my dA for whatever reason ._.
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Posted 12 years agofuck me, i guess. im terrible. .
Posted 12 years agoo ok
alright
alright
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Posted 12 years agoDo you know how badly I need you here
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Posted 12 years agosometimes
i sit back and think
im not good enough
lol who am i kidding that happens everyday
i sit back and think
im not good enough
lol who am i kidding that happens everyday
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Posted 12 years agoi dont know what to do with myself
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Posted 12 years agoWell
I'm gonna be vanishing off here
I'm gonna be vanishing off here
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Posted 12 years agocan i stop breathing idk
emergency artslaving: open.
Posted 12 years agoi reaaaaaaaaaally need to get to canada and i cannot stress this enough
i know my art isnt what you call perfect but i really need the money
not for little things that dont mean anything but for something that really means a hell of a lot to me
ill be willing to draw anything:
pixels
headshots
full bodies
erotica (idk pm for this one)
poses (for sites like wh, lup, etc)
and anything else you want i swear
ill draw wolves, anthros, its endless guys
the artslave is going for 6-12 dollars depending upon how many people request this
ill slave for however long you want i just really
really
really
really
need this money.
please.
i know my art isnt what you call perfect but i really need the money
not for little things that dont mean anything but for something that really means a hell of a lot to me
ill be willing to draw anything:
pixels
headshots
full bodies
erotica (idk pm for this one)
poses (for sites like wh, lup, etc)
and anything else you want i swear
ill draw wolves, anthros, its endless guys
the artslave is going for 6-12 dollars depending upon how many people request this
ill slave for however long you want i just really
really
really
really
need this money.
please.
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Posted 12 years agoI'm gonna leave the earth
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Posted 12 years agodeflates
yeah
Posted 12 years agoand the best part is, no one even cares anymore.
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Posted 13 years agook ill just stop trying
do it do it now
Posted 13 years ago
https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4271016/
anchoreddown my gf is offering commissions at really cheap prices pls check the link out ty 
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Posted 13 years agoHow
Why
Why
Starsweep
Posted 13 years agohttp://starsweepcomic.webs.com/
my girlfriend recently made this website for her in-progress comic, Starsweep. From what I've seen it's pretty amazing, and you won't be disappointed. So please show your interest by visiting and joining the site-it would make her really happy, and it's free!
my girlfriend recently made this website for her in-progress comic, Starsweep. From what I've seen it's pretty amazing, and you won't be disappointed. So please show your interest by visiting and joining the site-it would make her really happy, and it's free!
mature commissions
Posted 13 years agoI feel like doing them
will get to these sometime during this week or over winter break
smut stuff yay
canines/anthros woo
price:
$2
post female refs and male refs yknow the drill
will get to these sometime during this week or over winter break
smut stuff yay
canines/anthros woo
price:
$2
post female refs and male refs yknow the drill
