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Posted 11 years agoOuch... I planned to work but hurt my back.
So here is message to people who i promised a pic:
There very will be tiny delay.
I am terribly sorry.
And now main question
Once I saw InCase did fantastic reference/tutorial pic with proportions for short ladies.
If you have this pic or know where to find it - give me a link (in notes), please.
And other thing:
If you give someone my email - at least let me know who you gave it, ok.
So here is message to people who i promised a pic:
There very will be tiny delay.
I am terribly sorry.
And now main question
Once I saw InCase did fantastic reference/tutorial pic with proportions for short ladies.
If you have this pic or know where to find it - give me a link (in notes), please.
And other thing:
If you give someone my email - at least let me know who you gave it, ok.
Fun facts about Countess Brandusha Saniimariscu
Posted 11 years agoFirst of all:
She is totally spontaneous creation. I actually thought she will be "character of one joke"
But after thinking a bit I must admit - Countess has a LOT... of potential :)
I already have few promising ideas with her.
Second:
I know westerners have troubles with pronouncing Eastern European names. So let's talk about pronunciation.
Part "Sanii" sounds like "sunny" with longer sound at the end. Like "sunnyeee"
Part "mari" sounds like "marine" without "-ne" :)
And "scu". Usual end for Romanian surnames. Sounds "skoo"
All together - "Sunnyee-mari-skoo"
Name "Brandusha" - "Brenda" without last "a" and "oosha" at the end
Third:
Translation
"Brandusha" means "crocus". Flower and spice. (personal preferences)
And now fun part. What I exactly meant when I said "character of one joke"?
"Sanii mari" means "big boobs" in Romanian Hur hur hur :D
She is totally spontaneous creation. I actually thought she will be "character of one joke"
But after thinking a bit I must admit - Countess has a LOT... of potential :)
I already have few promising ideas with her.
Second:
I know westerners have troubles with pronouncing Eastern European names. So let's talk about pronunciation.
Part "Sanii" sounds like "sunny" with longer sound at the end. Like "sunnyeee"
Part "mari" sounds like "marine" without "-ne" :)
And "scu". Usual end for Romanian surnames. Sounds "skoo"
All together - "Sunnyee-mari-skoo"
Name "Brandusha" - "Brenda" without last "a" and "oosha" at the end
Third:
Translation
"Brandusha" means "crocus". Flower and spice. (personal preferences)
And now fun part. What I exactly meant when I said "character of one joke"?
"Sanii mari" means "big boobs" in Romanian Hur hur hur :D
About Commissions (all details in one post)
Posted 11 years agoFirst of all I wanna know how many people want commission from me.
I am not going to do previous mistake. Ten slots were too much.
Actually it will depend what people will actually commission.
As you can see I am quite fast in drawing single characters. But some poses could take some time.
Ok, let's start from bad news.
#1
PayPal doesn't work in my Country. Only way of payment - Western Union.
Any civilized bank can do WU transfers.
Western Union is very close to wire transfer so it means REAL names (and real town and real country too)
It may be obstacle for some potential clients
But here are two reasons why I don't see a problem with it:
1. I am not going to share it with anyone. You are client, "money bringer"... besides you will know MY real name.
2. What harm to you could do some guy from deep province of post-soviet country?
#2
No online transactions. I usually insist that you go in bank or to the WU agent.
I have no idea how well those transaction protected.
Less info about yourself you left in Interwebs - better.
Seriously, think about your protection.
Which means NO REGISTERING accounts at WU site!
DON'T do anything without consulting with me.
Now good news.
#3
General rules how I do commissions:
1. You name what you would like to see.
2. I do few raw sketches to test pose and composition.
3. If you like sketches I do main pic. (it will be at least 2500 pixel 300dpi in wider side)
4. I'll send you thumbnail (500 px) and 100% sample.
5. If you like what you see - you will do WU transaction. I'll send you very detailed mail what to do
6. As soon as I get transaction code I will send you whole pic.
7. Profit :D
As you can see most work is based on trust factor.
So I may say "no" to some potential clients.
Sorry, people, but I just don't know you.
#4
Prices.
I think my prices are one of the cheapest in da hood.
Reason: WU is very inconvenient way of payment
Depends how many details pic will have
Fully colored character from 30 to 40$
Additional fully colored character plus 20 to 30$
Background from 5 to 20$
Any questions?
I am not going to do previous mistake. Ten slots were too much.
Actually it will depend what people will actually commission.
As you can see I am quite fast in drawing single characters. But some poses could take some time.
Ok, let's start from bad news.
#1
PayPal doesn't work in my Country. Only way of payment - Western Union.
Any civilized bank can do WU transfers.
Western Union is very close to wire transfer so it means REAL names (and real town and real country too)
It may be obstacle for some potential clients
But here are two reasons why I don't see a problem with it:
1. I am not going to share it with anyone. You are client, "money bringer"... besides you will know MY real name.
2. What harm to you could do some guy from deep province of post-soviet country?
#2
No online transactions. I usually insist that you go in bank or to the WU agent.
I have no idea how well those transaction protected.
Less info about yourself you left in Interwebs - better.
Seriously, think about your protection.
Which means NO REGISTERING accounts at WU site!
DON'T do anything without consulting with me.
Now good news.
#3
General rules how I do commissions:
1. You name what you would like to see.
2. I do few raw sketches to test pose and composition.
3. If you like sketches I do main pic. (it will be at least 2500 pixel 300dpi in wider side)
4. I'll send you thumbnail (500 px) and 100% sample.
5. If you like what you see - you will do WU transaction. I'll send you very detailed mail what to do
6. As soon as I get transaction code I will send you whole pic.
7. Profit :D
As you can see most work is based on trust factor.
So I may say "no" to some potential clients.
Sorry, people, but I just don't know you.
#4
Prices.
I think my prices are one of the cheapest in da hood.
Reason: WU is very inconvenient way of payment
Depends how many details pic will have
Fully colored character from 30 to 40$
Additional fully colored character plus 20 to 30$
Background from 5 to 20$
Any questions?
Doctor, I think I have issues!
Posted 11 years agoLet see...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2115475/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2237469/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2482397/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2482393/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2482393/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3757190/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3908882/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4683085/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5295574/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6061677/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6602226/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6613373/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8907682/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8991000/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12138093/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12143839/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12441133/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13107984/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12895330/
and finally this one
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13337308/
Do you see pattern here?
Exactly!
Tall ladies and small horny dudes.
Hmmm...
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2115475/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2237469/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2482397/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2482393/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2482393/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3757190/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/3908882/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4683085/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5295574/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6061677/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6602226/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/6613373/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8907682/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/8991000/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12138093/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12143839/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12441133/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13107984/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12895330/
and finally this one
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13337308/
Do you see pattern here?
Exactly!
Tall ladies and small horny dudes.
Hmmm...
How to role play Lawful Evil (poetry pause)
Posted 11 years agoDrunk as f*ck (music pause)
Posted 11 years agoI planned to work today and answer to your comments.
Drunk as f*ck but that was VERY good cognac
Appropriate song for our todays life
http://youtu.be/MTRrZcEsjFU
Drunk as f*ck but that was VERY good cognac
Appropriate song for our todays life
http://youtu.be/MTRrZcEsjFU
FA hiccup?
Posted 11 years agoAm I only one who had troubles to reach FA an a hour ago?
Musical pause
Posted 11 years agoDrunk sadness is worst
http://youtu.be/4N3N1MlvVc4
http://youtu.be/4N3N1MlvVc4
Speaking about arcade flying games (potential lost gem)
Posted 11 years agoI remember that trailer (I still have tons of demo disks)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrtBXnuGgJU
From creators of of Septerra Core.
Looked great...
but maybe it's just music.
Everything looks awesome with that song.
Who can name song?
Bonus points: if you can name other game in which trailer also was that composition.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrtBXnuGgJU
From creators of of Septerra Core.
Looked great...
but maybe it's just music.
Everything looks awesome with that song.
Who can name song?
Bonus points: if you can name other game in which trailer also was that composition.
That's why we don't have nice things.
Posted 11 years agoYou know how many times I heard:
"It would be awesome if someone will make movie with stop motion.
Like those ancient Harryhausen's masterpieces.
Something campy and cheesy.
Like movies used to be...
Yeah that would be nice"
Now we got it
http://youtu.be/U-OK60xqrhE
And?
People are spoiled.
"It would be awesome if someone will make movie with stop motion.
Like those ancient Harryhausen's masterpieces.
Something campy and cheesy.
Like movies used to be...
Yeah that would be nice"
Now we got it
http://youtu.be/U-OK60xqrhE
And?
People are spoiled.
Couple facts I found out today about WU
Posted 11 years agoDoing your commissions goes not so fast as I wanted. Damn winter.
I am terrible sorry for delay.
---
And now facts.
- Once of the main competitors of Alexander Graham Bell was... Western Union.
- Do you remember last scene from Back to the Future Part II?
Marty gets letter from Doc Brown.
You know who delivered it?
Courier of Western Union.
http://backtothefuture.wikia.com/wi.....Doc%27s_letter
Good god, those guys are ancient.
I am terrible sorry for delay.
---
And now facts.
- Once of the main competitors of Alexander Graham Bell was... Western Union.
- Do you remember last scene from Back to the Future Part II?
Marty gets letter from Doc Brown.
You know who delivered it?
Courier of Western Union.
http://backtothefuture.wikia.com/wi.....Doc%27s_letter
Good god, those guys are ancient.
Daddy needs new tablet so... COMMISSIONS anyone?
Posted 11 years agoJust let's count how many people wants commission for a start.
I won't do stupid thing I did previous time: more than 10 slots were too much.
Since I do pics one by one some people had to wait pretty long and I felt bad about it.
Few notes:
1. People (for whom I already drawn commissions) may have some priority. So I am sorry about that.
2. Same deal. PayPal doesn't work for my country so payment via Western Union.
General rules how I do commissions:
1. You name what you would like to see.
2. I do few raw sketches to test pose and composition.
3. If you like sketches I do main pic. (it will be at least 2500 pixel 300dpi in wider side)
4. I'll send you thumbnail (500 px) and 100% sample.
5. If you like what you see - you will do WU transaction.
6. As soon as I get transaction code I will send you whole pic.
7. Profit :D
few details you can find here.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10526577/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4634435/
UPDATE
OK, seriously, people: NO ONLINE western union transactions.
I have no idea how well it protected.
I don't wanna be responsible if something happens with you email/credit card.
If you have questions - ASK! Don't do anything without checking all details.
I won't do stupid thing I did previous time: more than 10 slots were too much.
Since I do pics one by one some people had to wait pretty long and I felt bad about it.
Few notes:
1. People (for whom I already drawn commissions) may have some priority. So I am sorry about that.
2. Same deal. PayPal doesn't work for my country so payment via Western Union.
General rules how I do commissions:
1. You name what you would like to see.
2. I do few raw sketches to test pose and composition.
3. If you like sketches I do main pic. (it will be at least 2500 pixel 300dpi in wider side)
4. I'll send you thumbnail (500 px) and 100% sample.
5. If you like what you see - you will do WU transaction.
6. As soon as I get transaction code I will send you whole pic.
7. Profit :D
few details you can find here.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10526577/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4634435/
UPDATE
OK, seriously, people: NO ONLINE western union transactions.
I have no idea how well it protected.
I don't wanna be responsible if something happens with you email/credit card.
If you have questions - ASK! Don't do anything without checking all details.
"Who is that lovely lady on your avatar?"
Posted 11 years agoJust in case you are interested.
First of all it's DUDE!
Character from Nitro+ visual novel "Full Metal Daemon Muramasa".
His name is Imagawa Kaminaricho (今川雷蝶)
(if my history knowledge is correct - based on character from Sengoku period)
Flamboyant, arrogant, pompous poser, likes beautiful things.
Your stereotypical anime gay.
And even if he is technically gay and I am straight, good god, he has STYLE!
Gorgeous hair, fur... dude has taste.
http://imageshack.com/a/img69/4463/gi11.jpg
First of all it's DUDE!
Character from Nitro+ visual novel "Full Metal Daemon Muramasa".
His name is Imagawa Kaminaricho (今川雷蝶)
(if my history knowledge is correct - based on character from Sengoku period)
Flamboyant, arrogant, pompous poser, likes beautiful things.
Your stereotypical anime gay.
And even if he is technically gay and I am straight, good god, he has STYLE!
Gorgeous hair, fur... dude has taste.
http://imageshack.com/a/img69/4463/gi11.jpg
My HF acc officially is dead.
Posted 11 years agoYou know what? F*ck it!
I wasn't there from November of 2011... And nobody noticed.
People still are adding me to their watch list
and I tired to delete all those e-mail notifications (I was to lazy to log in and unsubscribe :))
So... yeah... No more Demien at HF.
Btw if you miss some particular work form there (unlikely) - just let me know and I post it here in scaps.
I wasn't there from November of 2011... And nobody noticed.
People still are adding me to their watch list
and I tired to delete all those e-mail notifications (I was to lazy to log in and unsubscribe :))
So... yeah... No more Demien at HF.
Btw if you miss some particular work form there (unlikely) - just let me know and I post it here in scaps.
Looking for software
Posted 12 years agoI don't know who to ask. I am in despair.
I am looking for randomizer - random phrase generator.
Software which could choose random words from lists
I am sure any programmer, even student, can make such meaningless thing with closed eyes.
I just can't find.
If you know such software - please, help.
Just name - I will track it down by myself
I am looking for randomizer - random phrase generator.
Software which could choose random words from lists
I am sure any programmer, even student, can make such meaningless thing with closed eyes.
I just can't find.
If you know such software - please, help.
Just name - I will track it down by myself
Order of commissions
Posted 12 years agoI promised to post order of commission I got after that announcement.
This list will be updated
So here it is
TigerBlack - Done. Paid.
onikumomaru - Done. Paid.
SergeantBuck - Done. Paid
Jackstalka - Done. Paid.
euro_salamander - Done. Paid.
matthewbrandon - Done. Paid
RealityStops - Done. Paid
ATung231 - Done. Paid.
Sinister - Done. Paid
mercury01 - Done. Paid.
mindgoessnap - Done.Paid.
I hope I didn't forget someone.
Granted, I work not so fast as I expected (mostly because real life problems) so
if someone from my commissioners will change their mind and don't want pic anymore - let me know.
This list will be updated
So here it is
TigerBlack - Done. Paid.
onikumomaru - Done. Paid.
SergeantBuck - Done. Paid
Jackstalka - Done. Paid.
euro_salamander - Done. Paid.
matthewbrandon - Done. Paid
RealityStops - Done. Paid
ATung231 - Done. Paid.
Sinister - Done. Paid
mercury01 - Done. Paid.
mindgoessnap - Done.Paid.I hope I didn't forget someone.
Granted, I work not so fast as I expected (mostly because real life problems) so
if someone from my commissioners will change their mind and don't want pic anymore - let me know.
Notes were sent!
Posted 12 years agoI've just sent at least 15 notes to people who were interested in getting commission from me.
Not to every one. Sorry I am not "iron artist"
If you also wanna commission but didn't left comment here
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10526577/
Here is the deal:
I remind you that I accept payment only via Western Union.
http://www.westernunion.com/send-money-in-person
I would insist not to use their online services since I am not sure those transactions are well secured.
Prices are.
For fully colored character 30-40$ (depends how many details you character has and time I'll spend drawing).
Additional fully colored character +20$
Background +5-20$ (I can do pretty complex backgrounds)
I don't sell just inks and sketches. Main reason: walking to the bank to send just 10$ is just inconvenience for client, first of all.
Let's see how busy I will be this month. :)
This week I'll post order in which commissions will be done.
Not to every one. Sorry I am not "iron artist"
If you also wanna commission but didn't left comment here
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10526577/
Here is the deal:
I remind you that I accept payment only via Western Union.
http://www.westernunion.com/send-money-in-person
I would insist not to use their online services since I am not sure those transactions are well secured.
Prices are.
For fully colored character 30-40$ (depends how many details you character has and time I'll spend drawing).
Additional fully colored character +20$
Background +5-20$ (I can do pretty complex backgrounds)
I don't sell just inks and sketches. Main reason: walking to the bank to send just 10$ is just inconvenience for client, first of all.
Let's see how busy I will be this month. :)
This week I'll post order in which commissions will be done.
Mini update.
Posted 12 years agoGot myself some work so I am sorry can't find time to answer properly.
We'll be back to that talk about commissions in week (maximum)
I am gonna send PM to everyone who was interested and left comment to that pic with announcement.
We'll be back to that talk about commissions in week (maximum)
I am gonna send PM to everyone who was interested and left comment to that pic with announcement.
Pr0n game with most AWESOME soundrack and about Cowboys
Posted 12 years agoOk, I agree it is very rude generalization to call visual novel a pron game... but technically it is :)
Prologue:
With all those talks about Jango Unchained I remembered original Django.
I love spaghetti westerns.
If you lived in USSR you would get A LOT of them since Deutsche Film AG made tons of movies in mood of spaghetti westerns.
With Gojko Mitić as "honorable Indian" - role model for kids and wet dream for women in USSR. Seriously check out his filmography someday. He is great and I wish I would look so great as he is in his eighties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tj3uEpBlNk
And main attraction in this post.
I also remembered about one particular Japanese visual novel which is also related to Django - Tre Donne Crudeli
http://youtu.be/XX-icI7VoZk
Five years ago I tried to play it... since I didn't know what to do (I don't speak Japanese) and save feature didn't work (my PC also doesn't speak Japanese) but I managed to play few minutes and surprise: Beginning is homage to beginning of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"
Not only this game awesomely drawn by great Niθ... Honest to God I've never heard such beautiful soundtrack in any adult media.
Here is my favorite.
http://youtu.be/J42lpAyWjmk
http://youtu.be/jX8duyz7M58
http://youtu.be/_amRiIBytfw
Can you imagine that?... I am speechless as was speechless five years ago.
Prologue:
With all those talks about Jango Unchained I remembered original Django.
I love spaghetti westerns.
If you lived in USSR you would get A LOT of them since Deutsche Film AG made tons of movies in mood of spaghetti westerns.
With Gojko Mitić as "honorable Indian" - role model for kids and wet dream for women in USSR. Seriously check out his filmography someday. He is great and I wish I would look so great as he is in his eighties
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tj3uEpBlNk
And main attraction in this post.
I also remembered about one particular Japanese visual novel which is also related to Django - Tre Donne Crudeli
http://youtu.be/XX-icI7VoZk
Five years ago I tried to play it... since I didn't know what to do (I don't speak Japanese) and save feature didn't work (my PC also doesn't speak Japanese) but I managed to play few minutes and surprise: Beginning is homage to beginning of "The Good, the Bad and the Ugly"
Not only this game awesomely drawn by great Niθ... Honest to God I've never heard such beautiful soundtrack in any adult media.
Here is my favorite.
http://youtu.be/J42lpAyWjmk
http://youtu.be/jX8duyz7M58
http://youtu.be/_amRiIBytfw
Can you imagine that?... I am speechless as was speechless five years ago.
Sengoku period NOW WITH CATS!!! ^_^
Posted 13 years agoSome people already know how I love KOEI games.
Hell, those guys MADE me love history of countries which so far away from me.
I read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" twice!
And I know almost every more or less important person in Japanese Sengoku period.
Speaking of... You know what will make history even better?
more CATS! ^_^
LOVE THAT MUSIC.
Actual battles looks like this
http://youtu.be/EaLNroIXY80
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And since we are speaking about samurai.
http://www.samurai-archives.com/crest1.html
Hell, those guys MADE me love history of countries which so far away from me.
I read "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" twice!
And I know almost every more or less important person in Japanese Sengoku period.
Speaking of... You know what will make history even better?
more CATS! ^_^
LOVE THAT MUSIC.
Actual battles looks like this
http://youtu.be/EaLNroIXY80
---
And since we are speaking about samurai.
http://www.samurai-archives.com/crest1.html
Hi!
Posted 13 years agoHi everybody.
What did I miss?
News:
OK those months were pretty tough for me...
Death one of close relatives, had "dream job", lost "dream job", worked hard, started new project... blah blah blah.
Soon I will be open for commissions
Payment via Western union (safest way, as for me)
I still working on my price list.
What did I miss?
News:
OK those months were pretty tough for me...
Death one of close relatives, had "dream job", lost "dream job", worked hard, started new project... blah blah blah.
Soon I will be open for commissions
Payment via Western union (safest way, as for me)
I still working on my price list.
ZOMG THIS IS AWESOME!!!
Posted 13 years agoI know, most of you after Nerd video think that Legend of Zelda II was a bad game.
*Barry Burton voice*: "Take a look at this!"
Fan game which I've just found and already love it SO much
http://www.konjak.org/index.php?folder=4&file=11
Amazing!
PS: What happened with user icons? Or it's just me?
*Barry Burton voice*: "Take a look at this!"
Fan game which I've just found and already love it SO much
http://www.konjak.org/index.php?folder=4&file=11
Amazing!
PS: What happened with user icons? Or it's just me?
Ultimate answer at ancient question about Poison
Posted 13 years agoVisited my favorite /d/ section...
Read some threads about Poison...
"Oh man... not that sh*t again!!!"
Here is ultimate answer at ancient question (you probably already saw that)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lj-9npanOI
End of story !!!
Read some threads about Poison...
"Oh man... not that sh*t again!!!"
Here is ultimate answer at ancient question (you probably already saw that)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Lj-9npanOI
End of story !!!
Apologies
Posted 13 years agoI apologize to all great artists who I've added to my watch list.
I was so busy and I almost had no time to visit your galleries and comment your works.
Now I have almost 14 thousands submissions to watch.
And this number scares me a lot...
Just remember if I added you to my list that mean I love your work.
Thank you very much for being so awesome and sorry for lack of comments from me.
I was so busy and I almost had no time to visit your galleries and comment your works.
Now I have almost 14 thousands submissions to watch.
And this number scares me a lot...
Just remember if I added you to my list that mean I love your work.
Thank you very much for being so awesome and sorry for lack of comments from me.
About requests
Posted 14 years agoI do not do requests.
Not because I am so selfish. Just because I have SO much troubles and SO damn busy.
You can't imaging how.
Believe me, people with less will would commit suicide.
Everything I post this is some kind "thanks" to all people who like my drawings.
I care. I have pretty big list of watchers who give me kind comments.
I feel responsibility to say "thank you" for all that.
For my own good I have to make pause in my FA, dA, HF activity.
Not because I am so selfish. Just because I have SO much troubles and SO damn busy.
You can't imaging how.
Believe me, people with less will would commit suicide.
Everything I post this is some kind "thanks" to all people who like my drawings.
I care. I have pretty big list of watchers who give me kind comments.
I feel responsibility to say "thank you" for all that.
For my own good I have to make pause in my FA, dA, HF activity.
