The world should know that the best girl ever is  coonluv2990 I love you, carebear!

Due to the previous wifi spot that Carrie and I used to go to, which was a 24 hour gas station, has closed it's free internet access. Our internet time will be reduced to the weekends.

We can comment from our phones, thank US cellular for mobile browser, but art will only be posted Saturdays and Sundays.

Sorry to everyone that was supposed to get art this week and didn't, this was an unexpected development.

Thanks for watching, y'all.
DL

We had a shipment of calcium silicate and it is an entire tractor trailer full. I am pooped

Today we replaced the front door from red to white, put in a pink accent curtain behind the bed, put a tan door to the bedroom and we're putting new drawers in the kitchen. Little things make a huge difference. Working my ass off out here, anyone else?

the wifi place is closed so we cant post our work. Thanks for waiting yall. c u monday.

Have you ever felt like some people need to die and you believe that they won't die soon enough? You really feel like you need to kill someone to make the world a better place?

It's an awful feeling.

I hate that.

I really hate doing my taxes...

I just got done.

It took about two hours and it was a son of a bitch.

Thanks to  monkeyboy13w for pretty much walking me through online tax filing.

I love my mate.

You're awesome.

Carrie and I took a small ribbon and tied it around the base of my cock and I swear I gained an entire inch which brought me to a staggering 9.5 inches. The width was so incredible that Carrie almost couldnt take it in. I had a real Adam Wan style dick!

I cannot wait until the band actually gets together and we actually start playing.

The pet peeve has to be stupid. ex: I hate it when people leave time on the microwave. If u pull it out 9 seconds early, cancel the remaining time, right? Now, tell me your dumb pet peeve.

Gatekat, Xaerun, Roxyshadowpaw, Shebawolf, Breboi, and Amethystine's commissions will be posted tomarrow. Due to my phone's selective page loading I could not do some in order but those will get done soon. working on: cubbear and Dodger S.

Gatekat's is done but I'm not able to post it. sorry. damn weather.

While I was working, I was told by a coworker that there was a customer at the sales counter that couldn't speak English.

I told them that I would handle it.

I walked into the sales office and found a dark skinned Mexican man. He smiled to greet me and I nodded back. "Hola, Senor. Que necesita ustedes?"

His response: "Uhh... Hi. I am here to pick up an order." in the most clear English that I have ever heard a mexican speak.

My coworker thought that it was hilarious.

I am all moved into the new place so I have more time to draw, less stress to deal with, and I don't have to see that fucking wretched bitch of my mother in law ever again.

Mucho dibujaros!

I have decided to do my own valentine's day card thing:

They will be $3 a piece and will include full color.

$5 will include a personalized 7X5 card on the inside of what ever drawing you want on it.

I have not drawn the designs yet, but this is the cards phrases:

1. I love you so much and I never want to be apart... [on the inside] ... when I die, I'm taking you with me.

2. You are so beautiful... [on the inside] ... when I'm alone, I jerk off to your picture.

3. When you die, I hope you go to hell... [on the inside] ... so we can be together after we pass away.

4. I love to look at you... [on the inside] ... I am watching you every time you draw the curtains.

5. I want this relationship to last forever... [on the inside] ... and if you don't... I can fix that.

6. My love for you is infinite... [on the inside] ... as long as you keep banging me.

7. I will get you that diamond ring you wanted... [on the inside] ... Can I borrow about eight hundred bucks?

PM me the number that you want if you want one!

I have 1 spot filled when it comes to Writing Commissions so there are 2 left and it is a first come first serve position. Please, no bidding.

I accept Paypal only.

1. Slyvixsky -- No Payment Recieved

2. ----Available----

3. ----Available----

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PRICING

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0 to 10 pages - $1 per page.

11 to 20 pages - $0.25 per page added onto the $1 "0 to 10 page" price.

20 to infinity - $0.10 per page added to the original two rates.

ILLUSTRATIONS -

B/W - Small - $1 per illustration.

B/W - Large - $2 per illustration.

Color - Small -$4 per illustration.

Color - Large - $5 per illustration.

COMIC - B/W $10 per page | Color $20 per page

Thank you for your time,
Derrick Lesters

[NOTICE: PRICES ARE FIRM]

If some one fucks with you, makes you feel awful, or beats you up and it makes you feel so bad that you lose sleep over it, here is a bit of advice.

Don't you even think that graduation will make you feel better about your situation. Don't you, even for a second, think that they are going to be punished for what they did to you in a way that is satisfying.

I encourage everyone who is still in high school, go to that bully on Monday, and you fucking hit him as hard as you can right in that smug little face that he plagues your thoughts with. If he's bigger than you, sneak up on him and crack him in the back of the god damned skull as hard as your arm will propel your hand.

Also, don't expect to get away clean. It's going to hurt for you. They will turn around and they may beat your ass, but I would give anything to go back and just hit the guy once. To just get the chance.

I was waiting for provocation. I was waiting for him to fuck with me first. Unfortunately, when he screwed with me, I was on the ground faster than I could think. I stood my ground though, I never backed down, but I also never got the chance to hit him.

So, all of you in school still, listen to these words. Go to them as soon as possible and, in an unprovoked fashion if you must, hit that mother fucking coward in his fucking big head and don't stop until he gets the message that THEY WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THEIR SENSELESS AND STUPID BULLYING! Some one will beat their ass, some one WILL fuck with them back, and some one WILL haunt their dreams.

This is going to make a great song...

She really thinks that I am an excellent writer, I am much more modest and I believe that I am typical college dropout level writer, so I am opening Story Commissions.

I will do One Paragraph previews or "Samples" for Free.

PRICING:

$1 per page.

If you commission four page work, and I write six, you'll be charged $4 and get the two extra pages for free because you didn't ask for them.

If you ask for four pages and I write three and a half, you will be charged 3 bucks and get the half page for free. When the amount of space on the page exceeds 80%, it is one page.

Questions or comments leave below please!

I was just trying to record my dream down on paper and I got a favorite. Not even trying and some one favorited my dream.

I think that if I try for real that I can really write a good piece.

I will be working off and on with Carrie and I's Reference sheets for our fursuits and writing my story every day until I get at least one good chapter down.

Free commissions aren't on Hold for now, but they will be slow.

I need some extra cash to put into mine and Carrie's fur-suits.

So $3 B/W bust Ink commissions

and $5 B/W Full Figure Ink Commissions

Anything goes

All of them will be done by midnight on Sunday, 1/17/10.

Our new band name is, "Coexistence".

It might change later, but for now we are Coexistence: The three person hard rock band from Oklahoma.

So far we're at:

<Blank> Tranquility or Tranquil <Blank>

That's the only thing we can agree on so far.

We're probably going to discuss this more some other time. Eliott, the drummer, is texting me and Carrie [has low blood sugar] isn't in the mood to discuss naming the band.

For two years of happiness, I bought  coonluv2990 , my lovely mate, a diamond solitaire on a white gold band. It was insanely expensive but I can't help but feel like I didn't spend enough money to pay her back for the companionship that she has provided me.

http://www.fredmeyerjewelers.com/Pr.....81571.aspx?p=4

This is the exact same ring that I got her ^

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0.....d_r=1DX4KW7NEY7JABPGD1QM

That one is mine.

I like her's better, but I like my price better. Though I paid 41 dollars at Wal-Mart for mine.

I am such a weenie. I can't take being sick. During a show in bristow, I busted my own eye open accidentally with my own guitar and still finished the set. I puked yesterday then I turned to my mate and said, "Just kill me now."