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Posted 9 years agoWell, moving to the west coast was worth it. got my job all sorted out, and we're all settled and loving it out here.
MFF was on the fence since we moved here. but all the pieces fell into place today.
WE WILL BE AT MFF
im really excited. i was going to be heartbroken missing it.
we will be at in the main hotel, Thurs-Monday
come say hi. please dont be shy. we are very friendly.
see you all there.
MFF was on the fence since we moved here. but all the pieces fell into place today.
WE WILL BE AT MFF
im really excited. i was going to be heartbroken missing it.
we will be at in the main hotel, Thurs-Monday
come say hi. please dont be shy. we are very friendly.
see you all there.
we moved to Vancouver, BC
Posted 9 years agoJust letting everyone know me and 
lavshep moved to Vancouver, BC.
so expect all the West Coast things from now on.
Looking forward to making lots of new friends here.
lavshep moved to Vancouver, BC. so expect all the West Coast things from now on.
Looking forward to making lots of new friends here.
MFF meme.. .
Posted 10 years agodo people still do this?
Where are you staying?
Main hotel
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
Who will you be with?
Lavshep
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Everyone. Come say hi!
How can I find you?
im in public spaces a lot. dressed as a purple dog
Are there any panels you might be attending
dont really do panels.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
dont really do panels.
Will you be suiting?
hopefully a lot. i love suiting.
Which suit(s) are you bringing?
dershep for sure. howiepup is a maybe, possibly Sulley too.
Do you draw?
on tables at restaurants with crayons.
Are you taking commissions or trades?
i'll trade you, your shoes for hugs.
How old are you?
Old enough to get cheap insurance.
How tall are you?
172cm
Can I talk to you?
yes, im quite friendly
Can I touch you?
define touch? i love hugs. more than that. please ask.
Can I visit your room?
please no, it's my sanctuary
Can I buy you drinks?
omg yes. but please let me see it be made. [bad experience]
Can I give you stuff?
i suppose. but im fine with hugs... unless it's shoes. then yes. give me stuff.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
i love both.
What’s your goal for the con this year?
have fun. talk to old friends. make new ones. and fursuit!
Are you nice?
i think im nice.
How long are you going?
thursday till sunday.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
der. or, howiepup. is usually a good way.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
in the main con areas. or the bar.
What/where will you be eating?
dont know yet. but i do like the breakfast buffet at the hotel.
Can I come with you for food/fun etc?
please ask. im usually not a huge fan of really large groups. it just takes too long.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
i have a sketchbook?
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
i have a sketchbook?
Can I take your picture?
yes, please do. and send me a link... please.
Where are you staying?
Main hotel
What day are you getting there?
Thursday
Who will you be with?
Lavshep
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Everyone. Come say hi!
How can I find you?
im in public spaces a lot. dressed as a purple dog
Are there any panels you might be attending
dont really do panels.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
dont really do panels.
Will you be suiting?
hopefully a lot. i love suiting.
Which suit(s) are you bringing?
dershep for sure. howiepup is a maybe, possibly Sulley too.
Do you draw?
on tables at restaurants with crayons.
Are you taking commissions or trades?
i'll trade you, your shoes for hugs.
How old are you?
Old enough to get cheap insurance.
How tall are you?
172cm
Can I talk to you?
yes, im quite friendly
Can I touch you?
define touch? i love hugs. more than that. please ask.
Can I visit your room?
please no, it's my sanctuary
Can I buy you drinks?
omg yes. but please let me see it be made. [bad experience]
Can I give you stuff?
i suppose. but im fine with hugs... unless it's shoes. then yes. give me stuff.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
i love both.
What’s your goal for the con this year?
have fun. talk to old friends. make new ones. and fursuit!
Are you nice?
i think im nice.
How long are you going?
thursday till sunday.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
der. or, howiepup. is usually a good way.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
in the main con areas. or the bar.
What/where will you be eating?
dont know yet. but i do like the breakfast buffet at the hotel.
Can I come with you for food/fun etc?
please ask. im usually not a huge fan of really large groups. it just takes too long.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
i have a sketchbook?
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
i have a sketchbook?
Can I take your picture?
yes, please do. and send me a link... please.
Leaving FA, , , sort of.
Posted 10 years agowell. i'm not "leaving". but i really don't use FA anymore.
if you want to talk to me, message me, or say hi, follow me on Twitter, or if you don't have Twitter, Weasyl.
Links provided for easy access:
MESSAGE ME ON TWITTER dershep on twitter
OR
MESSAGE ME ON WEASYL: dershep on weasyl
if you want to talk to me, message me, or say hi, follow me on Twitter, or if you don't have Twitter, Weasyl.
Links provided for easy access:
MESSAGE ME ON TWITTER dershep on twitter
OR
MESSAGE ME ON WEASYL: dershep on weasyl
my CRAZY! dream.
Posted 10 years agosorry it's a little hard to read. i was really tired. and tried to remember everything.
TL;DR im fucked up in the head.
I was at a house party. It was a furry house party. There were a bunch of us in a bed all snuggling. There was this plushie. A big blue bear. Every time I got near it. It would knock my contacts out of my eyes. I kept putting them back in. but one time they got knocked out and got all dirty. So I decided to wash them. I tried getting out of the bed. But one person wouldn’t let me get out of the bed. He was trying to get in the bed. He couldn’t see me. Because his contacts were out too. I finally got around him. Went to the bath room. Which had no sink. I then went to the kitchen which was a tent in the back yard. And the sink was bottle of water with a squirt top. I tried cleaning my contacts with the water. I got one clean. But when I tried to clean the other. It fell into the dirt. I remembered I had another in my car. I went to my car and got my fireman gear. I knew it was in the pocket of that. Brought it into the house and tried to find the contact. it was located in my pocket of my fursuit, that was inside the fire gear. I tried reaching in to get it. But then realized the last time I wore all of this I had a diaper on, and just pulled all the stuff off, and left everything in there for weeks. I was too embarrassed to try and get the contact at this point. Because I didn’t want everyone to smell the mess I made. I took the one good contact out. And cut my losses.
Lav had his corvette at the party. And I had my Kia. I went to put all my gear back into my car, when I noticed my neighbor driving down the street in a brand new Ferrari. My car was parked a little over his driveway entrance. He took out a RC car controller, and somehow moved my car a few feet out of the way. And proceeded to pull into his driveway. I went back inside the furry party. As I passed my neighbor I told him he had a nice car. He said thanks.
When I got inside I remembered I previously said I would give one furry a ride in the corvette. So I told him, let’s go. The three of us left the house. And went to the corvette. I unlocked it by putting the key in the steering column. Lav got in the passenger side, the furry guy got in the back. Then 2 other people climbed in the back too. I said to lav. I thought it was just the 3 of us. But I guess a lot of people were coming too. When I was getting inside the car, I noticed how all the fiberglass on the car was really cracked, and the paint was really bad. This car looked good from far away, but up close it looked really trashy, and was puzzled why lav would buy it. I squeezed inside this tiny cockpit, I tried to start the car. But I couldn’t turn the key. My fingers were too fat. I needed to use two hands to start it. When I got it started I had the accelerator pushed down. So it revved really high. I then realized there was a huge hump between the gas and brake pedal. And I had both my feet on the one side. So I couldn’t push the brake. I tried lifting my leg over the hump. But couldn’t because it was such a tight small space. I had to open the door to get my foot over the hump. I than realized you had to drive this car using 2 feet. One on the gas, one on the brake. And I warned all the people this may be a jerky ride. As I’m not good at breaking with my left foot. I looked up to start going. But there was a cat on the hood. The window was made of some really scratched Plexiglas. I tried scaring the cat away but he wouldn’t move. The radio was really loud, I tried turning it down. But it only went so far down. So I shut it off completely. I looked up again. And the window turned into a huge subwoofer. That didn’t work. And was poorly constructed. I got the cat off the hood, by using my windshield wipers, and washer fluid which I sprayed. I then tried to drive away again. But noticed the gas and brake pedals were too far away. I couldn’t reach them. And couldn’t get close enough because of the hump between my legs. Lav decided he needed to screw the gas and brake pedals above the windshield so I could reach them. I was thinking that would be a really silly way to drive.
Then I woke up.
TL;DR im fucked up in the head.
I was at a house party. It was a furry house party. There were a bunch of us in a bed all snuggling. There was this plushie. A big blue bear. Every time I got near it. It would knock my contacts out of my eyes. I kept putting them back in. but one time they got knocked out and got all dirty. So I decided to wash them. I tried getting out of the bed. But one person wouldn’t let me get out of the bed. He was trying to get in the bed. He couldn’t see me. Because his contacts were out too. I finally got around him. Went to the bath room. Which had no sink. I then went to the kitchen which was a tent in the back yard. And the sink was bottle of water with a squirt top. I tried cleaning my contacts with the water. I got one clean. But when I tried to clean the other. It fell into the dirt. I remembered I had another in my car. I went to my car and got my fireman gear. I knew it was in the pocket of that. Brought it into the house and tried to find the contact. it was located in my pocket of my fursuit, that was inside the fire gear. I tried reaching in to get it. But then realized the last time I wore all of this I had a diaper on, and just pulled all the stuff off, and left everything in there for weeks. I was too embarrassed to try and get the contact at this point. Because I didn’t want everyone to smell the mess I made. I took the one good contact out. And cut my losses.
Lav had his corvette at the party. And I had my Kia. I went to put all my gear back into my car, when I noticed my neighbor driving down the street in a brand new Ferrari. My car was parked a little over his driveway entrance. He took out a RC car controller, and somehow moved my car a few feet out of the way. And proceeded to pull into his driveway. I went back inside the furry party. As I passed my neighbor I told him he had a nice car. He said thanks.
When I got inside I remembered I previously said I would give one furry a ride in the corvette. So I told him, let’s go. The three of us left the house. And went to the corvette. I unlocked it by putting the key in the steering column. Lav got in the passenger side, the furry guy got in the back. Then 2 other people climbed in the back too. I said to lav. I thought it was just the 3 of us. But I guess a lot of people were coming too. When I was getting inside the car, I noticed how all the fiberglass on the car was really cracked, and the paint was really bad. This car looked good from far away, but up close it looked really trashy, and was puzzled why lav would buy it. I squeezed inside this tiny cockpit, I tried to start the car. But I couldn’t turn the key. My fingers were too fat. I needed to use two hands to start it. When I got it started I had the accelerator pushed down. So it revved really high. I then realized there was a huge hump between the gas and brake pedal. And I had both my feet on the one side. So I couldn’t push the brake. I tried lifting my leg over the hump. But couldn’t because it was such a tight small space. I had to open the door to get my foot over the hump. I than realized you had to drive this car using 2 feet. One on the gas, one on the brake. And I warned all the people this may be a jerky ride. As I’m not good at breaking with my left foot. I looked up to start going. But there was a cat on the hood. The window was made of some really scratched Plexiglas. I tried scaring the cat away but he wouldn’t move. The radio was really loud, I tried turning it down. But it only went so far down. So I shut it off completely. I looked up again. And the window turned into a huge subwoofer. That didn’t work. And was poorly constructed. I got the cat off the hood, by using my windshield wipers, and washer fluid which I sprayed. I then tried to drive away again. But noticed the gas and brake pedals were too far away. I couldn’t reach them. And couldn’t get close enough because of the hump between my legs. Lav decided he needed to screw the gas and brake pedals above the windshield so I could reach them. I was thinking that would be a really silly way to drive.
Then I woke up.
FE Meme + one year since my last journal.
Posted 10 years agoWow.. i dont use FA much anymore.
my last FA journal was my FE meme from last year.
sorry.
here it goes.
Where are you staying?
Main hotel
What day are you getting there?
Friday [morning hopefully]
Who will you be with?
Lavshep and hopefully CoalDog
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Everyone.
How can I find you?
im in public spaces a lot. dressed as a purple dog
Are there any panels you might be attending
dont really do panels.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
dont really do panels.
Will you be suiting?
hopefully a lot. i love suiting.
Which suit(s) are you bringing?
dershep for sure. howiepup is a maybe.
Do you draw?
on tables at restaurants with crayons.
Are you taking commissions or trades?
i'll trade you, your shoes for hugs.
How old are you?
40
How tall are you?
172cm
Can I talk to you?
yes, im quite friendly
Can I touch you?
define touch? i love hugs. more than that. please ask.
Can I visit your room?
please no, it's my sanctuary
Can I buy you drinks?
omg yes. but please let me see it be made. [bad experience]
Can I give you stuff?
i suppose. but im fine with hugs... unless it's shoes. then yes. give me stuff.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
i love both.
What’s your goal for the con this year?
have fun. talk to old friends. make new ones. and fursuit!
Are you nice?
i think im nice.
How long are you going?
friday till sunday.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
der. howiepup. is usually a good way.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
in the main con areas. or the bar.
What/where will you be eating?
dont know yet. but i do like the breakfast buffet at the hotel.
Can I come with you for food/fun etc?
please ask. im usually not a huge fan of really large groups. it just takes too long.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
i have a sketchbook?
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
i have a sketchbook?
Can I take your picture?
yes, please do. and send me a link... please.
my last FA journal was my FE meme from last year.
sorry.
here it goes.
Where are you staying?
Main hotel
What day are you getting there?
Friday [morning hopefully]
Who will you be with?
Lavshep and hopefully CoalDog
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
Everyone.
How can I find you?
im in public spaces a lot. dressed as a purple dog
Are there any panels you might be attending
dont really do panels.
Are you attending any stage or public performances?
dont really do panels.
Will you be suiting?
hopefully a lot. i love suiting.
Which suit(s) are you bringing?
dershep for sure. howiepup is a maybe.
Do you draw?
on tables at restaurants with crayons.
Are you taking commissions or trades?
i'll trade you, your shoes for hugs.
How old are you?
40
How tall are you?
172cm
Can I talk to you?
yes, im quite friendly
Can I touch you?
define touch? i love hugs. more than that. please ask.
Can I visit your room?
please no, it's my sanctuary
Can I buy you drinks?
omg yes. but please let me see it be made. [bad experience]
Can I give you stuff?
i suppose. but im fine with hugs... unless it's shoes. then yes. give me stuff.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
i love both.
What’s your goal for the con this year?
have fun. talk to old friends. make new ones. and fursuit!
Are you nice?
i think im nice.
How long are you going?
friday till sunday.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
der. howiepup. is usually a good way.
Where will you be most of the time during the days?
in the main con areas. or the bar.
What/where will you be eating?
dont know yet. but i do like the breakfast buffet at the hotel.
Can I come with you for food/fun etc?
please ask. im usually not a huge fan of really large groups. it just takes too long.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
i have a sketchbook?
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
i have a sketchbook?
Can I take your picture?
yes, please do. and send me a link... please.
FE [Furnal Equinox] who's going?
Posted 11 years agohey,
name:
where you staying:
bla bla bla... XD
getting there friday afternoon, leaving sunday night.
who will i see there?
and, does anyone want to wear my howiepup fursuit at FE? let me know.
max 6'0", 160 lbs, size 11 feet.
see you all there.
again.. who's going?.. thanks.
name:
where you staying:
bla bla bla... XD
getting there friday afternoon, leaving sunday night.
who will i see there?
and, does anyone want to wear my howiepup fursuit at FE? let me know.
max 6'0", 160 lbs, size 11 feet.
see you all there.
again.. who's going?.. thanks.
TMI tuesday [until 9:30pm] eastern time.
Posted 12 years agokinda bored tonight. anything you want to know?
mff meme thingy.. drunk.
Posted 12 years agoWhere are you staying?
hyatt
What day are you getting there?
wednesday
How long are you going?
Wednesday to Monday [but will be in Chicago Sunday to Monday]
How are you traveling?
passenger in Lavshep's car
Who will you be rooming with?
4 of us in the the room.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
i know
coaldog 
diezelraccoon and a bunch of others want to hang out.
What do you look like?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9844087/ im the short one.
What is your gender?
mostly male.
How tall are you?
5 foot 8 [wish i was 4'6"]
How is the best way to find you?
just look for me in con space. either wearing der, or in the form of the picture above.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
yell der.. or howie. or hey can i get a mouse. .
Are there any panels you might be attending?
i probably wont do any panels .
Will you be going to parties?
i love parties. i hope i can make it to all the parties.
Will you be performing?
not professionally. but more... drunken stuper in public
Will you be fursuiting?
as much as i can.
Do you do free art/trades/commissions?
yes. but i cant draw. so you dont want them.
Do you have an artist table?
not even close.
Are you mated/in a relationship?
yes., forever with Lavshep. there will be no other.
Can I talk to you?
yes of course.
What languages do you speak?
just english. canadian english.
Can I touch you?
yes. but. if you grope. i better know you. and your hands better be clean. i dont want to wash gross out of my fursuit.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
i love hugs. but snuggles. are for those i know.
Can I visit your room?
no. absolutely not. if im in my room. it's 'my time' leave me alone. [unless you have an invitation]
Can I buy you drinks?
i love drinks. but. i need to see them made, by a bartender, or yourself. [no more roofies]
Can I give you stuff?
i like stuff. usually smelly stuff.
Are you nice?
im very nice. often too nice. [im canadian]
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
i will be in the lobby of the hotel. mingling.
What/where will you be eating?
mff isnt that great for food. so mostly eating food in my room. but i want deep dish pizza, and breakfast brunch buffet at least once.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
ask first. the answer is probably yes.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
i dont have one.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
if i had one.
Can I take your picture?
yea sure. in suit or out i dont care. link me pictures. i always like that.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
pretty much relax from my stressful job. have fun. and socialize.
see you's in 5 days.
hyatt
What day are you getting there?
wednesday
How long are you going?
Wednesday to Monday [but will be in Chicago Sunday to Monday]
How are you traveling?
passenger in Lavshep's car
Who will you be rooming with?
4 of us in the the room.
Who will you hang out with during the convention?
i know
coaldog 
diezelraccoon and a bunch of others want to hang out. What do you look like?
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9844087/ im the short one.
What is your gender?
mostly male.
How tall are you?
5 foot 8 [wish i was 4'6"]
How is the best way to find you?
just look for me in con space. either wearing der, or in the form of the picture above.
If I see you, how should I get your attention?
yell der.. or howie. or hey can i get a mouse. .
Are there any panels you might be attending?
i probably wont do any panels .
Will you be going to parties?
i love parties. i hope i can make it to all the parties.
Will you be performing?
not professionally. but more... drunken stuper in public
Will you be fursuiting?
as much as i can.
Do you do free art/trades/commissions?
yes. but i cant draw. so you dont want them.
Do you have an artist table?
not even close.
Are you mated/in a relationship?
yes., forever with Lavshep. there will be no other.
Can I talk to you?
yes of course.
What languages do you speak?
just english. canadian english.
Can I touch you?
yes. but. if you grope. i better know you. and your hands better be clean. i dont want to wash gross out of my fursuit.
Can I hug or snuggle with you?
i love hugs. but snuggles. are for those i know.
Can I visit your room?
no. absolutely not. if im in my room. it's 'my time' leave me alone. [unless you have an invitation]
Can I buy you drinks?
i love drinks. but. i need to see them made, by a bartender, or yourself. [no more roofies]
Can I give you stuff?
i like stuff. usually smelly stuff.
Are you nice?
im very nice. often too nice. [im canadian]
Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
i will be in the lobby of the hotel. mingling.
What/where will you be eating?
mff isnt that great for food. so mostly eating food in my room. but i want deep dish pizza, and breakfast brunch buffet at least once.
Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
ask first. the answer is probably yes.
Can I look in your sketchbook?
i dont have one.
Can I draw in your sketchbook?
if i had one.
Can I take your picture?
yea sure. in suit or out i dont care. link me pictures. i always like that.
What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
pretty much relax from my stressful job. have fun. and socialize.
see you's in 5 days.
my birthday
Posted 12 years agoTMITuesday
Posted 12 years agoask anything you want for the next 30 seconds. i will answer all questions truthfully, and honestly.
*edit* times up. you loose XD
*edit* times up. you loose XD
TMI tuesday
Posted 12 years agoask away. I'll answer when I'm done work.
no rules.
stops today at 10pm eastern.
** edit. too drunk,,, will answer posts up till 10 pm tomorrow.
no rules.
stops today at 10pm eastern.
** edit. too drunk,,, will answer posts up till 10 pm tomorrow.
TMI Tuesday now till 9:30pm [eastern time]
Posted 12 years agoask anything you want.
but be warned. you'll get the answer.
.
edit [it's 9:30pm ... no more questions will be answered.... till next Tuesday]
stolen fursuit
Posted 12 years agoChicago Vacation - want to hang out?
Posted 12 years agoSo lavshep and me got the whole week off before MWFF 2013. [November 16th to November 25] and we were thinking of going to MWFF early and sightseeing Chicago.
im just wondering if anyone would want to join us, show us around, house us, or just want to do lunch or something.
we're not firm on anything yet. so im just throwing the idea out there. to see what options are out there.
comment here. or send me a note.
and from Nov 20th-25th WE'LL SEE YOU ALL AT MWFF 2013
lavshep and me got the whole week off before MWFF 2013. [November 16th to November 25] and we were thinking of going to MWFF early and sightseeing Chicago. im just wondering if anyone would want to join us, show us around, house us, or just want to do lunch or something.
we're not firm on anything yet. so im just throwing the idea out there. to see what options are out there.
comment here. or send me a note.
and from Nov 20th-25th WE'LL SEE YOU ALL AT MWFF 2013
FE,,,,,,,, meme
Posted 12 years agoomg 10 days away.
so excited.
bla bla bla... meme stuff. ill be there. yes you can hug me. ... same thing different journal.
whos going?
so excited.
bla bla bla... meme stuff. ill be there. yes you can hug me. ... same thing different journal.
whos going?
Weasyl
Posted 12 years agowell, ive been on Weasyl since November.
but for those who are on it. and want to see me there too.
www.weasyl.com/profile/dershep
www.weasyl.com/profile/dershep
www.weasyl.com/profile/dershep
www.weasyl.com/profile/dershep
im not leaving FA.
i like FA. and have no problems with how it's run.
Furnal Equinox 2013 Badges PRE ORDER! - by Finnigan
Posted 13 years agomy friend
Finnigan is doing some CHUG CHUG CHUGGING badges for FE 2013take a look.
buy one.
buy one for a friend that you like
they are pretty awesome.
GO HERE:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9816475/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9816475/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9816475/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9816475/
Just in case you missed Lavshep really REALLY high!
Posted 13 years agoi thought everyone should see this.
[Lavshep after he got all of his wisdom teeth out]
it's the funniest thing ive seen in a while.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvzU.....p;feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvzU.....p;feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvzU.....p;feature=plcp
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jvzU.....p;feature=plcp
Recipe for J-Lube
Posted 13 years agoso people are asking so im writing it down for reference,
How i make 4 Liters [1 gallon] of J-Lube at a time.
what you need:
16 cups distilled water
1 cup j-lube powder
2 cups regular water based lube [used as a preservative]
1/3 cup Everclear [to inhibit bacteria growth]
first sterilize everything your going to use by wiping it with everclear, the pot, spoon, lid, measuring cups, everything. next add water to a large pot, add the j-lube powder slowly while stirring in with a spoon [i use a whisk]. there will be many white lumps of j-lube that doesn't dissolve. that's OK. next. apply heat until the mixture boils. watch it close. it will boil over very quickly. when you get it to a boil. let it slowly boil for 10 minutes. stirring occasionally. it will be quite frothy. remove from heat, and cover. and let cool. [probably 4-6 hours]
once the mixture has cooled to room temperature. add your regular water based lube, and your everclear. mix well. and pour into a sterilized container [i use the distilled water container, as the top of the powdered j-lube bottle fits on it, and makes it nice for squiring a little out without making a mess]
once its in the container. shake the container for about 10 minutes to thoroughly mix the lube and then write "J-LUBE" all over the container, and keep it in the fridge.
it keeps for months.
and when ever you need a bit of lube. just squirt it out and keep the rest in the fridge.
How i make 4 Liters [1 gallon] of J-Lube at a time.
what you need:
16 cups distilled water
1 cup j-lube powder
2 cups regular water based lube [used as a preservative]
1/3 cup Everclear [to inhibit bacteria growth]
first sterilize everything your going to use by wiping it with everclear, the pot, spoon, lid, measuring cups, everything. next add water to a large pot, add the j-lube powder slowly while stirring in with a spoon [i use a whisk]. there will be many white lumps of j-lube that doesn't dissolve. that's OK. next. apply heat until the mixture boils. watch it close. it will boil over very quickly. when you get it to a boil. let it slowly boil for 10 minutes. stirring occasionally. it will be quite frothy. remove from heat, and cover. and let cool. [probably 4-6 hours]
once the mixture has cooled to room temperature. add your regular water based lube, and your everclear. mix well. and pour into a sterilized container [i use the distilled water container, as the top of the powdered j-lube bottle fits on it, and makes it nice for squiring a little out without making a mess]
once its in the container. shake the container for about 10 minutes to thoroughly mix the lube and then write "J-LUBE" all over the container, and keep it in the fridge.
it keeps for months.
and when ever you need a bit of lube. just squirt it out and keep the rest in the fridge.
an apology to everyone. *FA RANT*
Posted 13 years agoi want to formally apologize to everyone.
i have always strived to comment on every comment given.
but with FA's new 'wait 10 seconds before leaving comments'
and FA's new 'you cant leave more then 15 comments in a row'
i just dont have the time to comment on everyone's comment.
i promise you all, i do read each and every comment left.
but because of FA's new rules. i will save my comments to reply to direct questions, or comments i really just have to comment back.
so, remember i read them all,
and im very sorry i cant respond to everyone.
im sure FA has their reasons.
[/RANT]
~der
i have always strived to comment on every comment given.
but with FA's new 'wait 10 seconds before leaving comments'
and FA's new 'you cant leave more then 15 comments in a row'
i just dont have the time to comment on everyone's comment.
i promise you all, i do read each and every comment left.
but because of FA's new rules. i will save my comments to reply to direct questions, or comments i really just have to comment back.
so, remember i read them all,
and im very sorry i cant respond to everyone.
im sure FA has their reasons.
[/RANT]
~der
Twitter tonight
Posted 13 years agoim ripping up twitter if you wanna chat.
dershep
http://twitter.com/dershep
i'll be here till 9:30 EST.
dershep
http://twitter.com/dershep
i'll be here till 9:30 EST.
google chrome help
Posted 13 years agoso does anyone else have this problem.
you are on FA
you receive a comment on a picture you posted.
you click the link to their comment.
you comment back.
you hit the back button. and.
nothing happens.
i cannot go back a page, unless i hold down the back button, scroll down the list and manually select a few pages ago.
i love chrome. but hate this part of it.
it's intolerable to use FA.
if anyone has a solution, please let me know.
promotion
Posted 13 years agoso i got a promotion a few weeks ago.
now im inventory manager.
so far im not liking the position. it's SOOOO much work.
[we dont have computers]
how are you supposed to control inventory without a computer?
anyway.
i took 100% of my raise and im putting it on my RRSP [401K for Americans]
#ResponsibleShep
now im inventory manager.
so far im not liking the position. it's SOOOO much work.
[we dont have computers]
how are you supposed to control inventory without a computer?
anyway.
i took 100% of my raise and im putting it on my RRSP [401K for Americans]
#ResponsibleShep
Do More Mondays
Posted 13 years agoso, in light of #DoMoreMondays
i donated $25 to 'Princess Margaret Hospital' for Cancer Research.
then:
i went to the USA to buy booze. and the border guard didn't ask me if i had booze. so i save the $150 in duty to come back with it. #HappyShep
so as a recommendation from
Kuddlepup i donated the $150 to 'Make a wish Foundation'
i really feel good today.
i donated $25 to 'Princess Margaret Hospital' for Cancer Research.
then:
i went to the USA to buy booze. and the border guard didn't ask me if i had booze. so i save the $150 in duty to come back with it. #HappyShep
so as a recommendation from
Kuddlepup i donated the $150 to 'Make a wish Foundation'i really feel good today.
