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Posted 15 years agoStole this from... a lot of people. orz
Stolen from capribebe ovo
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Heather
Definition-
Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.
My parents are going to love the new heather I am bringing home.
That girl is a heather!
2.) Your age?
17
Definition-
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
3.) One of your friends?
Saku
Definition-
Used to refer to a fan of the Montreal Canadiens hockey team. Since Saku Koivu was the captain and fan favorite for so long the name Saku can refer to a pathetic, pitiful, worthless fan of the shitty Hab's.
Person 1: Why does everyone call you Saku?
Saku: Go Habs Go
Person 1: Dude Saku Koivu doesn't even play for the Habs anymore, he's on the Ducks.
Saku: Go Habs Go
Person 1: I guess I should just call you Quacku from now on... you're pathetic!
4.) What should you be doing?
Drawing
Definition-
1. Taking words and images in your mind and dumping them onto paper (paper that may be lucky or piteous).
Everyone in the art class did their own drawings.
Kelly's was amazing, but Charles should drop the class.
2. A prank where you open all the drawers,cabinets, and cupboards in ones kitched. Total drawing, means you do it to the whole house. Ultimate drawing is when you rearrange every drawer,cabinet and cupboard in the entire house.
man after we went ultimate drawing he never found his forks again
5.) Favorite color?
Orange
Definition-
1. The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
2. a fat version of a tangerine that doesn't taste as good and is harder to peel
I wish i had a tangerine because it takes too long to peel this orange
6.) Birthplace?
New York
Definition-
In reference to the city, let's just say that you know you're from there if any of the following apply to you:
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can�t find Wisconsin on a map.
Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
The subway makes sense.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
You consider Westchester "upstate".
You think Central Park is "nature."
You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.
You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."
You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
Your closet is filled with black clothes.
You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents
7.) Month of your birth?
January
Definition-
1. The month it is best to have ass sex
Im going to have ass sex in January
2. Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too"
LOLOLOLOLWHAT.
8.) Last person you talked to?
My mom
Definition-
1. the president
2. How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that
9.) One of your nicknames?
Pewf
Definition -
1. A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.
"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
2. one who takes pleasure in homosexuality
you are such a poof stop looking at my dick
3.To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.
Excuse me, I just poofed.
FFFFFFFF. OHGOSH. orz That was amusing to say the least.
Stolen from capribebe ovo
Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.
1.) Your name?
Heather
Definition-
Beatiful, creative,smart,spontanious, girl who would be a good catch to bring home to mother. Who is down right sublime.
My parents are going to love the new heather I am bringing home.
That girl is a heather!
2.) Your age?
17
Definition-
The right age to start having sex, according to Chef on South Park
Chef: "The right time to start having sex is 17."
Sheila: "So you mean 17 as long as you're in love?"
Chef: "Nope, just 17."
Gerald: "But what if you're not ready at 17?"
Chef: "17, you're ready."
3.) One of your friends?
Saku
Definition-
Used to refer to a fan of the Montreal Canadiens hockey team. Since Saku Koivu was the captain and fan favorite for so long the name Saku can refer to a pathetic, pitiful, worthless fan of the shitty Hab's.
Person 1: Why does everyone call you Saku?
Saku: Go Habs Go
Person 1: Dude Saku Koivu doesn't even play for the Habs anymore, he's on the Ducks.
Saku: Go Habs Go
Person 1: I guess I should just call you Quacku from now on... you're pathetic!
4.) What should you be doing?
Drawing
Definition-
1. Taking words and images in your mind and dumping them onto paper (paper that may be lucky or piteous).
Everyone in the art class did their own drawings.
Kelly's was amazing, but Charles should drop the class.
2. A prank where you open all the drawers,cabinets, and cupboards in ones kitched. Total drawing, means you do it to the whole house. Ultimate drawing is when you rearrange every drawer,cabinet and cupboard in the entire house.
man after we went ultimate drawing he never found his forks again
5.) Favorite color?
Orange
Definition-
1. The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
2. a fat version of a tangerine that doesn't taste as good and is harder to peel
I wish i had a tangerine because it takes too long to peel this orange
6.) Birthplace?
New York
Definition-
In reference to the city, let's just say that you know you're from there if any of the following apply to you:
You say "the city" and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan.
You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building.
You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park at 3:30 on the Friday before a long weekend, but can�t find Wisconsin on a map.
Hookers and the homeless are invisible.
The subway makes sense.
You believe that being able to swear at people in their own language makes you multi-lingual.
You've considered stabbing someone just for saying "The Big Apple".
The most frequently used part of your car is the horn.
You call an 8' x 10' plot of patchy grass a yard.
You consider Westchester "upstate".
You think Central Park is "nature."
You see nothing odd about the speed of an auctioneer's speaking.
You're paying $1,200 for a studio the size of a walk-in closet and you think it's a "steal."
You've been to New Jersey twice and got hopelessly lost both times.
You pay more each month to park your car than most people in the U.S. pay in rent.
You haven't seen more than twelve stars in the night sky since you went away to camp as a kid.
You go to dinner at 9 and head out to the clubs when most Americans are heading to bed.
Your closet is filled with black clothes.
You haven't heard the sound of true absolute silence since the 80s, and when you did, it terrified you.
You pay $5 without blinking for a beer that cost the bar 28 cents
7.) Month of your birth?
January
Definition-
1. The month it is best to have ass sex
Im going to have ass sex in January
2. Nantional Hangover Month. Because of the recent holadays and masive partying the general population spends the month hungover
"Crap I have to go back to work. Wait, Its January which means my bose will be hung over too"
LOLOLOLOLWHAT.
8.) Last person you talked to?
My mom
Definition-
1. the president
2. How the hell does the crap above this get into urbandictionary....cmon people..we need editors that actually read it..not just click and go "next".......this is ridicoulous...i submitted something that was actually real...its used around here but then this stuff gets put in
man that stuff is mega crapzorz..i'dnt it..my mom writes better stuff than that
9.) One of your nicknames?
Pewf
Definition -
1. A homosexual, the poor man's term for homosexual. A word made famous and most commonly associated with Monty Python.
You great poof.
"Oh poof's not good enough for HIM, he has to be a bleeding FAIRY!"
2. one who takes pleasure in homosexuality
you are such a poof stop looking at my dick
3.To pass gas, or fart quietly. A lady-like fart.
Excuse me, I just poofed.
FFFFFFFF. OHGOSH. orz That was amusing to say the least.
SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW, OMFG.
Posted 15 years agoJust. Need to let this out. Such a good day. * w* Played lots of Left 4 Dead 2 with my friends and that went really well.
Also played versus for the first time ever, even after having my gold membership and the game for almost a year. aldsfkjal lololololol. * A* Lots of fun even though we sucked. <3 Desudesudesu. I love being a hunter and a spitter. So much fun. Hnggggg.
Uguuuuuu.
* w* Also got a commission on gaia for a mil for a full body pic, which I don't think my art is worth, but whateverlakdjflakj. It's a mil. I'm not going to refuse that. HNG. HNG. HNGHNGHNGHNG.
AND. I got my friend to make an anthro, and we seem to be starting an anthro revo on gaia. * A* At least with our group of friends. It is going to be great. <333333
PLUS. PLAYED RUNESCAPE FOR LIKE THREE HOURS WITH MY BEST FRIEND. STARTED LEVELING FISHING TODAY. JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW.
* w* Anyway. So happy. You guys should add me on msn. Cause I am in such a good mood. <3333
potty_licker[at]hotmail.com
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
More stuff probably happened, but haldskhf too happy right now to think of them. * w*
AND NOW I AM GOING TO GET TO WATCH MY BABY DRAW. SO HAPPY.
GREAT DAY.
ALSO.
SLADE KILLED A TANK WITH ONE HIT.
50 HEALTH TANK, FTW.
Also played versus for the first time ever, even after having my gold membership and the game for almost a year. aldsfkjal lololololol. * A* Lots of fun even though we sucked. <3 Desudesudesu. I love being a hunter and a spitter. So much fun. Hnggggg.
Uguuuuuu.
* w* Also got a commission on gaia for a mil for a full body pic, which I don't think my art is worth, but whateverlakdjflakj. It's a mil. I'm not going to refuse that. HNG. HNG. HNGHNGHNGHNG.
AND. I got my friend to make an anthro, and we seem to be starting an anthro revo on gaia. * A* At least with our group of friends. It is going to be great. <333333
PLUS. PLAYED RUNESCAPE FOR LIKE THREE HOURS WITH MY BEST FRIEND. STARTED LEVELING FISHING TODAY. JUST SO YOU GUYS KNOW.
* w* Anyway. So happy. You guys should add me on msn. Cause I am in such a good mood. <3333
potty_licker[at]hotmail.com
HNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG.
More stuff probably happened, but haldskhf too happy right now to think of them. * w*
AND NOW I AM GOING TO GET TO WATCH MY BABY DRAW. SO HAPPY.
GREAT DAY.
ALSO.
SLADE KILLED A TANK WITH ONE HIT.
50 HEALTH TANK, FTW.
Livestreaming, I guess. ;w;
Posted 15 years agoBECAUSE I AM BEING FORCED TO TELL FA THAT I AM LIVESTREAMING.
I am livestreaming for a friend. ;w;
I am drawing her characterrrrr, buwahahaha.
http://www.livestream.com/ohreo
You guys can watch if you wanna. ;w;50 journals skipped
