In the streets, an old man with suspenders and a lemon-yellow hat walks up to a young man wearing anarchist garb and says to him, "Hey, I am at an age of acceptance and i have no time for you OR the plight you depict. My life is to be a new walk in the park!" The young one was shocked and aroused that some old geezer stinking of medicine would randomly choose him to be his lecture victim. The punk then told the elder that, "Earth's masters will define our spiritual future. We have now stretched out so far into the future that we are entering realms of prediction which border closely on science fiction. In our new form-field awareness, we'll see all the unidentified fields that stretch back millions of years manifest themselves. This will include all the past events that have been lying dormant for millennia, such as dinosaurs, early man, even perhaps visiting aliens, all of whom left their mark on-" in a terrible flash, the man in suspenders exploded his head. His lemon-yellow red soaked hat sunk to his neck and shoulders. The young heathen hears a gargle and steam from the hat and only assumes it was its body screaming. The body fell like a fainting groom, slow and without any pride. It hit the pavement with its legs spread wide open. It's left arm fell into its crotch and the right hand landed on his chest. The old man's detached body positioned itself in a very sexual orientation. The young man turned to the crowd of gawkers and said,"....wow...I found a dime!" The point of this memo is that death isn't always pretty.

My penis is throwing up over this...

http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/18084.....video/10658091

Flash Gordon, Diana from V, and Tuvok in the same show?!?!?!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaWXLYHY_BI

speaking of Flash Gordon...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNUcpXKiNZo

i knew that Isabella Rossellini hot... a milf so to speak. NOW she has proven to me that she is fucking crazy-bizarre AND hot!


GREEN PORNO
http://www.sundancechannel.com/greenporno/


don't watch ALL of it.... especially the Spider and the Fly.

MUSIC VIDEOS....


a theme song to all heathens. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBZFMwKWCRg

this video is NOT cool. happy opposite day. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMIgZmmO1c4

BITCH, you bettuh watch dis FUCKIN' video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P3Wc-37pC4

this.... is the absolute truth. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyzE.....eature=related


again.......... don't not watch these.

more YouPube greatness. coming soon to your memory banks...

OH MY USER!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7A5H5qeaZc


tears are a sign of weakness, y'know. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AMEc_MiLmgw


5-500 thumbs up. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZjsOgrO0Rk


*spoiler* there is no vampires in it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IknItrag-Yg


Academy Award Winner.... could've been... SHOULD've been. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yM3-YO7qHs


don't not watch these.

YouPube... ....is cool.

y'see, Lando ain't so bad. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pK5HmuCMBM


this is a fella who can hold his liquor.... kinda. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6o9.....yXjr0&NR=1


oh! spidoomanooooo!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGxd.....eature=related


and.... sharks are not as scary as i thought. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1nzd.....eature=related



don't not watch these.

like my music? not really? thats ok. go to http://www.earstroke.com/sagmob/
and download it anyway.

Afternoon Vellocet's debut album: Afternoon Vellocet's Greatest Hits Vol. 2


that's me!! im on the internet!!

i totally stole this from vv0lfen.

(-) means I Don't like it (more than one -..means a lot)
(+) means I like it (more than one +..means a lot)
(o) means I don't really care
(~) means I'm undecided
(?) Means I dunno what it is


Anal (+++++++++)

Breast (++++++++++)

Breast Expansion (?)

Bondage (++++++)

Clothing (o) clothes look better on my floor. BAM!

Leather (o)

Stockings/socks (o)

Shoe/Boots (o)

Creampie (+++++++++++)

Tabletops (?) what the hell?

Muscle *Male (o)

Muscle *Female (o)

Herm (+++++++++)

Bodyhair/fur (o)

Babyfur (---) thats not sexy.

Transformation (~)

Macro (-)

Micro (-)

Posession (~) why not?

Pregnancy (++++++++) been there, screwed that!!

Impregnation (-/+) i like the practice.

Lactation (+++) breast milk tastes good..... so, try it.

Watersports (~) hahahahaha!!! watersports.

Scat (

---

) good lord, no.

Rape/Nonconsentual Sex (+++) real rape isn't cool. but fake rape is jawesome.

Fisting (+++++++++) im the fistER, though.

Powerplay (?) huh?

Vore(~) funny stuff.

Biting, clawing, scratching (++++)

Bestiality (--)

Drug Enhancements (+++++++++++++) weed and liqour!!!

Cosplay (++++++) my wife likes it when i dress up as space ghost and ask her if shes "getting enough oxygen." am i joking?!?!?! who knows. jello knows.

Multiple Partners/Orgies (++++++++++++++++)

Frotting/Rubbing Bodies (o+) um, yeah?

Latex/rubberplay (o)

Castration (no) (why?) (thats dumb.)

Pain (+-) a lil' bit.

Voyeurism (~)

Sounding (fuck) (that) (period.)

Whipping/Paddling (~)

Bukkake (++++++++++++++)

Kama Sutra (++++++++++) too bad i dont know shit on this subject.

Barebacking are you kidding? (++++++++++)

Consensual Beating LOL!! (++++)

Roleplay (++)

Rough sex/Pounding (++++++)

Bara (o)

Pedophilia (

---

)

Necrophilia (---)

Cutting (----)

Fellatio/Cunnilingus - Giving (++++++++++++++++)

Fellatio/Cunnilingus - Receiving (++++++++++++++++)

Fingering (+++++)

Rimming (+++++)

Toys/Vibrators (+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++)

Verbal/Name-Calling (++++++++) sure why not. sometimes i do feel like a stupid fucking fat ugly pig faced fucker.

on monday my life expectancy drops a year or so by me turning 23. go ahead and cut me open and count mah rings.and sticking with the theme, on the 23rd my son spends his first year on the Earth. i don't know whats funnier, hearing my mom bitch about how old SHE is cause i'm 23 or looking in the mirror AT 23 and checkin out the white hairs-a-growin (thanks Erik). its kinda weird 'cause i still do alot of shit i did when i was a kid only i do that and grown up things. instead of being a kid i have one. instead of playing Earthworm Jim and Mario Paint i'm playing Dead Rising and GTA. i've upgraded from plastic swords and fake guns to sex toys and bongs. ah sweet adulthood. i have a future human growing in my home, so my past is now my future. the cycle! i'm livin it and lovin it. yay happy birthday to my penis...... its 23.

a journal entry. lets see. blah blah blah blah blah. how bout- i watched Ultraviolet. don't watch it. i've been watching Enter the Dragon quite a bit lately. y'know thats a bitchin' movie. cool-rad. groovus. what should i draw? im bored with my own ideas. i dont like 'em anymore. i got a comic the other day about Zombie Marvel characters. its awesome. they eat the Silver Surfur. the Hulk eats his head. they're all zombies and its rad.