I've had 0 motivation for art.
Whenever I try drawing, it turns out looking not nice.

Idk what to do.

What if all zebras were actually plain white, and got tattoos of stripes to symbolize their non-conformity? Much like hipsters--all wanting to be different, but all the same.

After 15 years, she's getting put down tomorrow.

Woo. Commission info.

Prices
ALL PRICES ARE IN CANADIAN DOLLARS.
Bah, screw it. Everything's 5$.

I WILL draw
Tasteful female nude
Pinups
Other stuff. Note any questions.

Slots
1. Shadow - 3 - Noodley (lined), Comic, Full body (Coloring).
2.
3.
4.
5.

Yup.
I quit my job. It was a terrible atmosphere and I couldn't stand it.

So, with that said!
I'm taking commissions. 2$ for anything.

ONE - Spell your name without vowels: Dn
TWO - Are you single?: Yeahman, since yesterday.
THREE - Whats your favorite number?: 1604
FOUR - What color do you wear most?: Um. Blue or black? Maybe purple.
FIVE - Least favorite color?: Uhhh. Browny-yellow.
SIX - Favorite candy?: Zero bars. <333

SEVEN - What do you smoke?: Nothin yo. o 3 o I'm not allowed, the friends claim I'm already out of it enough.
EIGHT - Are you happy with your life right now?: Mhmm.
NINE - Anyone ever said you resemble a celebrity?: Lolno. Thank goodness.
TEN - What is your favorite class in school?: English <33
ELEVEN - Do you shop at hollister/DC/Bluenotes?: At times.
TWELVE - How do you make money?: Work?
THIRTEEN - Who is your best friend?: Er. Meghan, Melanie, or Daniel.
FOURTEEN - Where do you go to school?: A cool place.
FIFTEEN - Are you outgoing?: Not really~
SIXTEEN - One word to describe you?: Vain. ; u ;
SEVENTEEN - Favorite pair of shoes?: Um. My green and red Converse.
EIGHTEEN - Do you own big sunglasses?: I wishh.
TWENTY - What should you be doing right now?: Sleeping

HONEST SECTION:
Honestly, what's on your mind right now?: Answering this question. And how to draw a chubby chick.
Honestly, what are you doing right now?: Writing this and doodling.
Honestly, have you done something bad today?: Don't think so.
Honestly, do you watch Disney Channel?: What's that?
Honestly, who is the last person you talked to on the phone?: Meghan
Honestly, are you jealous of someone right now?: Not at this very moment.
Honestly, what makes you mad most of the time?: Um. Cats.
Honestly, do you bite your nails?: A lot
Honestly, do you want to see someone this very moment?: Yuup. But she won't come outside. ; 3 ;
Honestly, are you keeping a big secret right now?: Nope.
Honestly, do you have a 'friend' you don't actually like?: Mayhaps.

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THE CAN'S:
Can you blow a bubble?: yep
Can you dance?: LOL, noo.
Can you do a cart wheel?: nope
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth?: a what?
Can you whistle?: nope.
Can you wiggle your ears?: nah
Can you wiggle your nose?: mhm
Can you roll your tongue?: mhm
Can you make a clover with your tongue?: I wissh.

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ANGER SECTION
What do you do when you're pissed off?: Glare at whoever pissed me off and begin spouting smartass/rude/mean/nasty/disgusting comments at them Or sigh and walk away.
What's the worst thing you've done when you were really pissed?: Give a chick a bleeding nose, I think. After some psychological warfare~
Ever made anyone cry when you were pissed off?: Of course. o 3 o;

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Ever really cried your heart out?: Um. That sounds painful.
Ever cried yourself to sleep?: Naw.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder?: Naw.
Ever cried over the opposite sex?: Naw.
Ever cried over the same sex?: Yeah.
Do you cry when you get an injury?: Rarely.
Do certain songs make you cry?: Omg yes.
Do certain movies make you cry?: I begin bawling in nearly every move I watch.

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HAPPY SECTION:
Are you usually a happy person?: Yep!
What makes you the happiest?: Talking to people I love, and meeting new people. <3
Does being with your friends make you happy?: Usually!
Do you believe in yourself?: Generally, yus.
Do you wish you were happier?: Nope
Is being happy overrated?: HAH. As if.
Can music make you happy?: yes

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LOVE SECTION:
How many times have you had your heart broken?: Once? Not even?
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them?: ...Nope. I enjoy my life thanks.
Has anyone besides your friends and family ever said 'I love you'?: Yuup.

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HATE SECTION:
Do you actually hate anyone?: Yea.
Have you ever been on a hit-list? Nope
Are you a mean bully?: If provoked too much, I'm a total bitch. Like, a psycho one too.
Do you hate George Bush?: No. o - o;

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SELF ESTEEM SECTION:
Is your self-esteem extremely low?: Not really.
Do you think you're good looking?: Naw.
Do you wish you could be someone else?: Definitely not. Change some features about myself, sure. But not be someone else.

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LOOK AT ME:
What is your current hair color?: Dark, dark brown.
Current piercings?: None. ; 3 ;
Have any tattoos?: None. ; ^ ;
Straight hair or curly?: Wavvyyy.

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CURRENTLY WEARING:
What shirt are you wearing?: Indigo/white/gray
Necklace(s)?: Noo. ; 3 ;
Bracelet(s)?: None.
Shoes?: N/a

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HAVE YOU EVER:
Hugged someone?: mhm
Been on the phone until the sun came up?: Nooo.
Laughed so hard you peed in your pants?: ... Yes. > - >;
Laughed so hard you cried?: yea
Got in a fight with someone?: yea

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THE LAST:
Person you talked to in person?: Deed
Person you talked to online?: Err. Red?
Person you hugged?: Meghan

---

RANDOM:
Do you like surveys?: yes
Do you get along with your parents?: My dad. <3
Do you have mental breakdowns?: Nope!

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CURRENT:
Current mood: Tired~
Current music: The sweet sound of a ceiling fan.
Current hair style: Um. Messy?
Current crush: N/a
Current thing I ought to be doing: Sleeping.
Current windows open: CS, CS, dA, FA, CS, Armorgames, Addictinggames, Kongregate
Current desktop picture: Water bottle.

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THE DID'S:
Did you ever get into a fist fight in school?: Naw.
Did you ever run away from home?: Naw
Did you ever want to be a doctor?: Naw.
Did you ever want to be a fire fighter?: Naw.

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THE DO'S:
Do you know how to swim?: Yep
Do you like roller coasters?: Yup
Do you own a bike?: Yup
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows?: Yes. <33 I'm all for culinary adventures!

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THE DOES':
Does hair loss run in your family at all?: I dunno.
Does your car get good gas mileage?: I dont want a car .3.
Does your family have family picnics?: nope

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THE HAVE'S:
Have you ever been on a plane?:Yep
Have you ever been to the ocean?: nope
Have you ever painted your nails?:Just did

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THE HOW'S:
How tall are you?: Idk. :s Tall.
How much money do you have on you right now?: Only a couple of dollars in change.

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THE LAST'S:
Last person you hung out with?: bff
Last thing someone said to you?: "Huh. That's awesome."
Last thing you said out loud?: "OMG. DEED. LOOKIT HOW EPIC THIS IS! ISN'T THAT ADORABLE?"

Yeep. Back. c:

1.) How social are you with your peers? [8]

2.) How much do you care about others' opinions of you? [3]

3.) How much do you care about your appearance? [9]

4.) How much do you care about your health? [7]

5.) How important are friendships to you? [9]

6.) How easy is it to annoy you? [9]

7.) How easy is it to make you sad or even cry? [2]

8.) How important are relationships to you? [10]

9.) How important is immediate family to you? [8]

10.) How important is extended family to you? [6]

11.) How intrusive do you think these questions are? [4]

12.) How often do you do quizzes and memes like this? [7]

13.)How likely is it that you will tag/ask a friend to take this? [10] RED GO DO IT

COMMENT AND I'LL:

1. Tell you something I'll learn about you by looking at your FA page for 13 seconds.
2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
3. Tell you my first memory of you.
4. Tell you what pokemon you remind me of.
5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you, and your answer has to be as vague as possible to keep the suspense.
6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
7. Give you a weird nickname
8. Tell you what's on my shirt right now.
9. Challenge you to post this on your journal.

Stolen form all those people who I commented on in this meme. x3

What you are ordering:
Anthro
Character Reference(s):
http://i974.photobucket.com/albums/.....olquickref.png Accessories, colors/markings. A sloppy ref. x3
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/437...../#cid:32766502 Body shape, hairstyle, eye shape, clothing.
For a shirt, I guess she'd wear something loose, like a piece of cloth. x3
Background?:
N/A
Any details we should know:
She's anthro. o3o And, she casts magic. It's dark puprle. <:
Payment:
[img]http://www.chickensmoothie.com/pet/.....ns=1.jpg[/img]

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1654361/ Goo.

I HAVE TO ORDER BOOBLESS ART OF MY FURSONA. BECAUSE FURRED FEMALES WITH NOTHING SHOWN AND NO CLOTHES ON IS NOT KID FRIENDLY, APPARENTLY.

Hurr... >->

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1647140/ GOO NAO.

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1639397/

It's worth it. <3

Go, goo. 8D

I have two new steam pun kchaaracters. <3 they're humans that turn anthro, but shh. xD


Charles:
Only a description so far. He's a natural colored otter anthro. He has piercing green eyes and a shaggy mop of light brown hair. As a human he has pale white-ish skin. He has a slender build. He has a steampunk style, and always carries and gun and has aviator goggles around his neck or on his head.

Alex:
Only a description for now. He's a tasmanian devil anthro with brown eyes, and dark brown hair. He has a butch build. As human he has peach skin. He has a steampunk style.

Also, they're mates/boyfriends/gayforeachother/howeveryourefertoit.

I'm getting a ref of them done by  Bongine

She's going to really jsut design them, all steam-punkish. XD

Then, I shall get art of them. ,3

Instructions:
Start with 100%. Put an (X) on everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then repost as you're __% virgin.

1. Smoked. ( )
2. Drank alcohol. ( )
3. Cried when someone died. ( )
4. Been drunk. ( )
5. Had sex. ( )
6. Been to a concert. ( )
7. Gotten/given a handjob. ( )
8. Gotten/given a blowjob. ( )
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed. ( )
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 100%

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up. ( )
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose. ( )
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before. ( )
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend. ( )
15. Been to prom. ( )
16. Cried at school. ( )
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. ( )
18. Went streaking. ( )
19. Given or received a lap dance. ( )
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room. (x) (Friends, my brother. x3)

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 99%

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over. ( x) (My brother's frienads have. x3)
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house. ( )
23. Kissed a stranger. ( )
24. Hugged a stranger. ( )
25. Went scuba diving. ( )
26. Driven a car. ( )
27. Gotten an x-ray. ()
28. Hit by a car. ( )
29. Had a party. ( )
30. Done serious drugs. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%

31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball. ( )
32. Got paid to strip for someone. ( )
33. Run away from home. ( )
34. Broken a bone. ( )
35. Eaten sushi. ()
36. Bought porn. ( )
37. Watched porn. ()
38. Made porn. ( )
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex. ()
40. Been in love. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 98%

41. French kissed. ( )
42. Laughed so hard you cried. ( )
43. Cried yourself to sleep. ( )
44. Laughed yourself to sleep. ( )
45. Stabbed yourself. (x) (It was an accident, and it hurt. X-X)
46. Shot a gun. ( )
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day. ( )
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours. (x)
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours. ()
50. Watched an animal die. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 96%

51. Watched a person die. ( )
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present. ( )
53. Pranked somebody. ( )
54. Put somebody in the hospital. ( )
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out. ( )
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex. ( )
57. Dressed punk. (x ) (I guess I have, seeing as I've bene called scene and punk before. o3o)
58. Dressed goth. ( )
59. Dressed preppy. ( )
60. Been to a motocross race. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 95%

61. Avoided somebody. (X)
62. Been stalked. ( )
63. Stalked someone. ( )
64. Met a celebrity. ( )
65. Played an instrument. (X)
66. Ridden a horse. ( )
67. Cut yourself. (x) (Accident. ; - ; )
68. Bungee jumped. ( )
69. Ding dong ditched somebody. ( )
70. Been to a wild party. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 92%

71. Got caught stealing something. ( )
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls. ( )
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend. ( )
74. Gone out with your friend's crush. ( )
75. Got arrested. ( )
76. Been pregnant. ( )
77. Babysat. ( x)
78. Been to another country. ( )
79. Started your house on fire. ( )
80. Had an encounter with a ghost. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 91%

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients. ( )
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by. ( )
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex. ( )
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more. ( )
85. Sat on your butt all day. (x)
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself. ( )
87. Had a job. ( )
88. Gotten cut from a sports team. ( )
89. Been called a whore. ( )
90. Danced like a whore. ( )

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity. ( )
92. Been in a car accident. ( )
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes. ( x)
94. Been told you have beautiful hair. ( x)
95. Raped somebody. ( )
96. Danced in the rain. ( )
97. Been rejected. ( )
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying. ( )
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.( )
100. Been raped. ( )

Final Percentage: 88%

Ellis is a loser, what would you expect?

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1592426/
See here. x3

Rules:
Go to www.urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post a definition it gives you.

1.) Your name?

Dayna

Pretty much the best thing since sliced bread. A person who is amazingly smart and talented in every way. A quality girl.
"I wish Dayna was my friend, so she could be awesome around me!"

LOL. That is all I can say.
2.) Your age?

DISCLOSED


3.) One of your friends?
Originating from the movie "Fight Club", Tyler is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass.
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god, look at him he's such a TYLER.

He's good looking, but not so bad-ass. XD
4.) What should you be doing?

Cleaning

The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

5.) Favorite color?

Purple

Irrefutably the best color in the world. End of story, period. This period signifies the end >.
Purple is the only note-worthy color. The end

6.) Birthplace?

Pickering

Pickering is a city 30 minutes East of Toronto. Its home to an Nuclear Power Plant and a strip club called The Palace. The Palace is a home away from home for the band Down With Webster as they are regulars at the gentlemen's club. They reportedly spent 90% of their record advance money on a platnium membership, which gives them a year-round reservation for the best seats on perv row.
Dude A: "Why are you going to Pickering?"
Dude B: "The Palace, bro."
Dude A: "Say Hi to Down With Webster for me while you're there."


7.) Month of your birth?

April

the month were the sexiest bitches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol

Well, I have been called a bitch before. x3

8.) Last person you talked to?

Dieter. my brother.

Homosexual, especially of the European clubbing variety.
Nick refers to guys with brown hair as "brunettes"... he is definitely a Dieter.

9.) One of your nicknames?

Ellis

When you do something really cool you pull an Ellis
"omg that was so ellis" or "can you try that again to make it so totally ellis"

10.) Tag three people.

You, you, and you. >:O

Seeing as I've been lazy with uploading art, I've deicded to keep this profile for Sealera and my numerous characters art. ^-^

Because I'm always a B student. Even in life.

[] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room. (Decorated with lots fake butterflies, and quote son the wall. And books everywhere. Yay.)
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman. (Just got an iPod.)
[] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family (Very, very, much)
[] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
T 0 T A L: 4

[x] You dress the way you want to. (besides pyjamas. I want to wear them, but meh.)
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week. (When I'm at school.)
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room. (I carry my laptop room to room.)
[x] You have never been beaten up (Wewt)
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to. (My parents don't care.)
[x] Your room is big enough for you (I have a lot of space.)
[x] People don't use you for something you have. (I'm greeedy, how could they use me? x3)
[x] You have been to the movies.
T 0 T A L: 12

[] You have over 500 friends on facebook (I don't have one.)
[] You have pictures on facebook ("".)
[x] Your parents let you have a facebook (Yeah, they want me to.)
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[x] You collect something normal. (PLushies <3.)
[x] You look forward to going to college (Soemwhat x3)
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport. (Softball. ^-^;)
[x] You want to do something after school/college
T 0 T A L: 19

[] You own a car/truck. (Can't drive)
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life (But I' msitl lyoung. x3)
[x] You have friends.
[x] You've never had a detention
T O T A L: 23

[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name. (.... um...)
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[] You don't have any enemies
T O T A L: 30

times it by 3 = 90


101%+: A+
90-100%: A
80-89%: B
70-79%: C
60-69%: D
00-59%: F

repost saying "I got a (your score) in life".

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:13337973

She's selling great headshots for only 5$. <3 If you have the money, but one. o3o

Okay, there's this amazing artist doing a free art raffle. I recommend following the instructions and entering, even if it's a lwo chance of getting one.
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/...../#cid:13281493
And, while you're at it, watch them. ;3