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Posted 11 years agoThis is basically a reference for me. Hopefully, I'll work on some of these this weekend.
If you still want in on this, there is one slot open.
Did you know? [Free Art Opportunity]
Posted 11 years agoI do derptarded animated icons.
Yeah, you read me right. Animated. Icons. Derptarded.
Oh, and they're free.
Some examples are my avatar, Owling's avatar, and Bulllizzard's avatar. Might as well start getting a que going for this train wreck. ;u;
There you go. If you want one, or a pair, comment on this bullshit.
I DID A DRAW
Posted 11 years agoYEP. I DID IT. MAYBE MORE DRAWINGS INBOUND I DON'T KNOW.
OH WELL. I'LL TALK ABOUT STUFF AND THINGS WHEN I HAVE STUFF AND THINGS TO TALK ABOUT.
KTHANXBAI.Stupid Music Meme
Posted 11 years agoBecause I can. Let's do this.
I've been listening to a lot of Offspring lately, so of course they're going to take over a majority of the answers. o.e1:A song you like with a color in the title
Blue - A Prefect Circle
2:A song you like with a number in the title
40' - Franz Ferdinand
3:A song that reminds you of summertime
May Flowers (feat. Taskrok) - Proleter
4:A song that reminds you of someone you would rather forget about
Psychosocial - Slipknot
5:A song that needs to be played LOUD
Woo Hoo - Blur
6:A song that makes you want to dance
Spoon Gathering - Muzzy
7:A song to drive to
Bad Habit - The Offspring
8:A song about drugs or alcohol
D.U.I. - The Offspring
9:A song that makes you happy
Elevate (Three20 Remix) - Flash Cartel
10:A song that makes you sad
Lovesong - The Cure
11:A song that you never get tired of
Runaway Man - Tesla Boy
12:A song from your preteen years
Bounce - System of a Down
13:One of your favorite 80’s songs
Take On Me - Aha
14:A song that you would love played at your wedding
The Saltwater Room - Owl City
15:A song that is a cover by another artist
Dead Man's Party - A Thorn for Every Heart
16:One of your favorite classical songs
Lady Labyrinth - Ludovico Einaudi
17:A song that you would sing a duet with on karaoke
Time Warp - Rocky Horror Picture Show
18:A song from the year that you were born
Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
19:A song that makes you think about life
Paper Walls - Yellowcard
20:A song that has many meanings to you
For You, and Your Denial - Yellowcard
21:A favorite song with a person’s name in the title
Tomorrow, Wendy - Concrete Blonde
22:A song that moves you forward
Days Go By - The Offspring
23:A song that you think everybody should listen to
Rules of Nature (Kazoo Cover)
24:A song by a band you wish were still together
Lateralus - Tool
25:A song by an artist no longer living
Heart-Shaped Box - Nirvana
26:A song that makes you want to fall in love
All I Have Left is You - The Offspring
27:A song that breaks your heart
Of a Broken Heart - Zwan
28:A song by an artist with a voice that you love
Love Elixir - The John Doe Cameo
29:A song that you remember from your childhood
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
30:A song that reminds you of yourself
A Little Doubt Goes a Long Way - Reel Big Fish
I am...
Posted 11 years ago...Considering posting my workplace doodles here.
...On second thought, nah. Too fucking lazy for that shit.No Subject
Posted 11 years agoThere's this person I've been watching from DA, but started watching here: 
They have nice art, you should watch them.
Yes.
;u;
*eats banana suggestively*
Posted 11 years ago*continues eating banana suggestively*
Writer's Block, Wat Do?
Posted 11 years agoOkay, so... I have a bit of writer's block. More like... I can still write, I have a ton of good ideas, but I have noticed that my abilities have kind of turned to garbage since the last time I've written anything good. I feel like my writing has gotten remarkably shitty lately, which, in turn, is keeping me from wanting to write. Any advice on how to improve my writing so that it doesn't continue down this downward spiral that looks like a water slide made completely out of watery shit?I am totally in the dark
Posted 12 years agoCan someone tell me what's going on with FA and why everyone is moving to Weasyl all of a sudden?
I get that one of the admins here dun fucked up, but I'm still totally unaware of what or why.
I honestly don't steep myself in the furry community because y'all are drama queens, but it's nice to know what's going on every now and again.
So. Yeah. What's going on now?
I get that one of the admins here dun fucked up, but I'm still totally unaware of what or why.
I honestly don't steep myself in the furry community because y'all are drama queens, but it's nice to know what's going on every now and again.
So. Yeah. What's going on now?
It's my birthday today
Posted 12 years agoYay.
I can finally buy alcohol now.
I can finally buy alcohol now.
That Moment When...
Posted 12 years agoYou really want art, but are too broke to buy it.
When you have virtual funds, but no one wants any of what you have, and demands another kind of currency entirely.
When you really want to buy porn art for the first time, but are still too broke to get it.
When you have no friends who will buy or do art for you.
...I need to get a fucking job.
I'm done complaining now.Offering Some Free Sketches
Posted 12 years agoI need to practice on other furries besides myself.
Most of the sketches will look similar to the sketches in my gallery.
No clean lines, no color (unless it's a small splash), no fancy thing-a-ma-bobs.
Just sketches.
Please post a reference in the comments to your fursona or the fursona you want drawn.
Come at me bro.Life...
Posted 12 years agoLife. Is. Wonderful.
Also changed my species, but it's not really a huge change.
I'm a displacer beast now.
If any of you are DnD nerds, you'll know what that is, if not, I'll try to explain it below.
A displacer beast is a cat-like thing with a tail and two to three tentacles (which I have excluded in my character design and use the fish as my flimsy excuse for a substitute) sprouting from it's back, around the shoulder-blade area. Displacer beasts have the ability to sort of trick you into seeing two of them, when really it's just an illusion and there's only one. It's a pain in the ass when you're in a small tunnel with one and it makes it look like there are two in your way. Displacer beasts look like Jaguars, but because I'm lazy, I'm sticking with cat for my fusona design, and am not really changing anything.
Instead of turning double, Emmi will just be able to be randomly dunked in a random universe, not really by sheer force of will.
Either that, or I can totally just Elder Scrolls it and say I'm a Kajhiit. I don't know.That Moment When...
Posted 12 years ago...You have money, but you can't pay for anything through normal means.
I give up.
I just give up.
I wish I could have a fucking bank account.I have fucking issues
Posted 12 years ago...Alright kids, sing to the tune of "we just got a letter".
I HAVE FUCKING ISSUES,
I HAVE FUCKING ISSUES,
I HAVE FUCKING ISSUES,
WITH GOD DAMN PAY PAL.
I have a hundred dollars. A hundred dollars I can use to pay for art.
A hundred dollars, on a card, that's linked to a PayPal account that I can't get into.
I'm locked out of said PayPal account unless I provide 16-digit number codes on the front of credit cards I don't even HAVE anymore.
I only use gift cards on PayPal. That's it.
Once those gift cards are EMPTY, I toss them, and PayPal REFUSES to let me take their information off of my account.
I can't make a new PayPal and put the card on there, because it's linked to the old PayPal.
So now I have to waste precious minutes on my phone to talk to an automated response track in order to fix this problem.
...In other words, can you all make this easy on me and let me just throw money into your Steam wallets or buy you credits on IMVU or some shit like that? Please?
;-;Sex Meme [NSFW]
Posted 12 years agoHey... Why not?
Filling out random crap about myself is always fun.
1. Is there anyone on your friend's list you would ever consider having sex with?
No. I unfortunately don't know anyone on FA very well.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Morning after I wake up or very late at night.
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Which ever side is against the wall.
4. Do you masturbate?
Yes
5. How often? Lately?
It depends.
The most lately is three times a week, though, it's sporadic.
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Nope.
7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers
8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Oh god, I wish.
9. Do you watch/read pornography? With other people?
Yes (and I write it).
No. I keep my porn watching to myself.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Both, I guess. But not someone who's passive-aggressive.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
No. I don't know anyone on FA well enough.
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
God, no.
13. Would you choose love or money?
I'm on a fence with this one.
14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Teasing, orgasm denial, sensory deprivation.
All of these I'd like to try. I have no favorites.
My sex life is boring.
15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
Uhm... I guess?
I don't really understand the question. >..>
16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
In a bed.
17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex? -
In the woods.
18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Not yet.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
No.
20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
No.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
No.
22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
No.
All of these bar questions are kind of pointless, with me being under the age of 21 and everything.
23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes and yes.
24. What's your sexuality?
Bisexual.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
No.
It's an exciting prospect, though.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
I've gotten to third base in a bathroom stall before, but sex? No.
Eugh.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
What work?
Also, no.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yeah.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yep.
30. Do you own any sex toys?
Yes.
31. If yes, how many and what are they?
Handmade leather whip, handcuffs, 18" double dong, three vibrators, lube, and a Little Rooster...
There might be more, but I can't remember.
32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yeah. My former S.O.
33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
No, but I was thinking of someone else.
34. Have you ever had phone sex?
We were all twelve once.
Oh god...
35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yeah. It's helped be become a really good wordsmith when it comes to writing porn.
36. Do you think oral sex constitutes a form of intercourse?
Eh.
You're talking to someone who refuses to get anywhere near genitalia with their face, let alone their mouth.
37. What's your favorite sexual position?
A fucked-up version of missionary.
I like to call it the folding chair.
38. What's your favorite sex act?
The kind where I have sex, and it actually feels good for once.
39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
Sort of.
I've had a threesome with two other girls before... Sort of.
It's hard to say, since it's all a blur.
40. Who do you think has the guts to re-post this?
Who doesn't like talking about their sex life or lack thereof?
Did you know...
Posted 12 years agoI write porn. I write quite a bit of porn.
I'm wondering if anyone would be more interested in my page if I put up some of the smut I write.
Most of it is hetero, and isn't furry, so I'm wondering your guy's thoughts on this.
So, to all of my... One? Two? Three? Watchers, who would be interested in reading oodles of porn?Post on CL
Posted 12 years agoPosted two ads: One for guys and one for chicks, because apparently there can't be a category where I can look for both at the same time.
Ad for females: 3 responses.
Ad for males: 5674576894568957 responses, and most of them are people who are way too old or are illiterate.
I know I'm picky, but if people weren't 50 shades of stupid, perhaps I wouldn't be.
I CAN'T STOP TROLLING. HALP. THEY'RE MAKING IT TOO EASY.
Someday I'll work on more art.
Ad for females: 3 responses.
Ad for males: 5674576894568957 responses, and most of them are people who are way too old or are illiterate.
I know I'm picky, but if people weren't 50 shades of stupid, perhaps I wouldn't be.
I CAN'T STOP TROLLING. HALP. THEY'RE MAKING IT TOO EASY.
Someday I'll work on more art.
My Body is Ready...
Posted 12 years agoFor sleep.
Goodnight.
Goodnight.
Ogodhelpme
Posted 12 years agoI've started reading Game of Thrones finally.
Now I can't stop.
I'm so tired.
Winter is coming is such an old saying/joke that I'm getting sick of reading it once every hundred or so pages. D:
asdf I need to go to bed.
Now I can't stop.
I'm so tired.
Winter is coming is such an old saying/joke that I'm getting sick of reading it once every hundred or so pages. D:
asdf I need to go to bed.
Update
Posted 13 years agoSo yeah, if you haven't noticed, I got a tablet like, several months ago.
I'm not good at updating journals.
I'm good at coloring, give me your lines, I'll color that shit.
I guess I prefer lurking and favoriting like a madman instead of actually doing art.
Anyway, here's my life update:
Moved back in with mum
Broke up with S.O. of 7 years due to his transgenderal issues
Single and lonely
Got a job of sorts
Year ago, roommate moved out, but was still to fecking lazy to upload anything
I'm still really bad at anthro, but I'm trying, sort of.
Nothing much has really happened besides all that.
I'm not good at updating journals.
I'm good at coloring, give me your lines, I'll color that shit.
I guess I prefer lurking and favoriting like a madman instead of actually doing art.
Anyway, here's my life update:
Moved back in with mum
Broke up with S.O. of 7 years due to his transgenderal issues
Single and lonely
Got a job of sorts
Year ago, roommate moved out, but was still to fecking lazy to upload anything
I'm still really bad at anthro, but I'm trying, sort of.
Nothing much has really happened besides all that.
Delays.
Posted 14 years agoA new roommate fell into my lap, so I have no desire to be creative as he sucks all the joy out of my artistic flow.
Eventually I will have the desire to do artsy things again, but honestly, that's not gonna happen until everyone gets the fuck out of my house and leaves me the hell alone.
Just a little update for the few who watch me.
Eventually I will have the desire to do artsy things again, but honestly, that's not gonna happen until everyone gets the fuck out of my house and leaves me the hell alone.
Just a little update for the few who watch me.
SCANNER, OH JOY OF JOYS.
Posted 14 years agoPrepare for submissions.
Pencil drawings, colored crap, pokemon jibbles, and much, much moar! :D
Pencil drawings, colored crap, pokemon jibbles, and much, much moar! :D
Google +
Posted 14 years agoI'm on it now. I support this anti-facebook movement with a passion. I've always adored Google and it's new trendy hipster things, so I shall continue it some more by joining it's social netwerk.
Still don't have a scanner, very, very lazy, plus I have a psp, tanking on WoW, and the original Xmen cartoons keeping me occupied.
Gambit be a sexy man. *droolies*
Still don't have a scanner, very, very lazy, plus I have a psp, tanking on WoW, and the original Xmen cartoons keeping me occupied.
Gambit be a sexy man. *droolies*
AHAHAHA
Posted 14 years agoI just noticed I submit stuff on FA on a monthly basis!
GOOD FOR ME!
I should try and go for daily, but I'm a lazy motherfucker.
Well, See you in a month or something XD
GOOD FOR ME!
I should try and go for daily, but I'm a lazy motherfucker.
Well, See you in a month or something XD
