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Posted 14 years agoDrivers on the highway Y U NO USE HALF BEAMS
Car slower than me in the middle lane Y U NO RETURN TO FIRST LANE
Car doing 90 kph (55 mph) on the highway Y U NO TAKE NORMAL ROAD?
Car slower than me in the middle lane Y U NO RETURN TO FIRST LANE
Car doing 90 kph (55 mph) on the highway Y U NO TAKE NORMAL ROAD?
How old do you act meme
Posted 14 years agoBecause it's 1 am and I have nothing better to do
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[x] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn. (don't have one)
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (no starbucks around here. But even if, no they wouldn't)
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[x] Your only friends are from your place of employment. (studying, so yeah)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times. (~15...)
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd (no alcohol age here so yeah, everytime )
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store (no I have not, but I've bought them at the tobacconist's, which is the only place where they're sold. I guess it counts...)
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL 26
HOW OLD DO YOU ACT?
[x] You know how to make a pot of coffee.
[x] You keep track of dates using a calendar.
[ ] You own a credit card.
[ ] You know how to change the oil in a car.
[ ] You've done your own laundry.
[x] You can vote in an election.
[x] You can cook for yourself.
[ ] You think politics are interesting
TOTAL SO FAR: 4
[x] You show(ed) up for school late a lot.
[ ] You always carry a pen/pencil in your bag/purse/pocket.
[x] You've never gotten a detention.
[ ] You have forgotten your own birthday.
[x] You like to take walks by yourself.
[x] You know what credibility means, without looking it up.
[x] You drink caffeine at least once a week.
TOTAL SO FAR: 9
[x] You know how to do the dishes.
[x] You can count to 10 in another language.
[ ] When you say you're going to do something you USUALLY do it.
[ ] You can mow the lawn. (don't have one)
[ ] You study even when you don't have to.
[x] You have hand washed a car before.
TOTAL SO FAR: 12
[x] You can spell experience, without looking it up.
[ ] The people at Starbucks know you by name. (no starbucks around here. But even if, no they wouldn't)
[ ] Your favorite kind of food is take out.
[x] You can go to the store without getting something you don't need.
[ ] You understand political jokes the first time they are said.
[x] You can type pretty quick.
TOTAL SO FAR: 15
[x] Your only friends are from your place of employment. (studying, so yeah)
[ ] You have been to a Tupperware party.
[x] You have realized that practically no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job.
[ ] You have more bills than you can pay.
[x] You have been to the beach.
[x] You use the internet every day.
[x] You have been outside of your home country 3 or more times. (~15...)
[x] You make your bed in the morning.
TOTAL SO FAR: 21
[ ] You have filed a tax return
[x] You have used a pay phone
[x] You have been served alcohol without being ID'd (no alcohol age here so yeah, everytime )
[x] You have purchased stamps at the grocery store (no I have not, but I've bought them at the tobacconist's, which is the only place where they're sold. I guess it counts...)
[x] You have purchased a lottery ticket
[x] You still have and use a VCR
TOTAL 26
Loud neighbours EPIC PWN
Posted 14 years ago<rant>
<bad language>
Since November some annoying neighbours, an "office" of "business scouts" (AKA annoying people ringing your bell and asking you if you perhaps might be interested to change your phone/electricity/gas/TV contract) living 2 buildings down the road have been doing LOUD parties, every night, from 7 to 8:30
It had always been "bearable" but now, with the windows open, it felt like they were upstairs, and not 30 meters away.
They even began doing parties in the morning, from 8 o'clock.
Well finally we called the police. TWO CARS arrived, for a a total of SIX POLICEMEN.
They told them to turn it down. Those annoying people told them to go away. Bad idea… bad idea...
They didn't arrest them but they were close to that.
They took everyone's (16 persons) documents
The "manager" was taken to the police station, and this annoying 27-ish bitch kept wining that we're cowards because we don't go and tell them to turn it down, we directly call the police, that they're not crazy, the bells (which felt like my doorbell was ringing, and that's with the windows closed, 30 meters away) were part of their job, that people threw rotten eggs at their windows during parties, and that she didn't understand why nobody ever went to tell them face to face to please turn it down. (need I remind you they basically insulted six policemen at once?)
Now there's absolute silence
FUCK YEAH
</bad language>
</rant>
[Midnight update] I've just stuck a *trollface* U MAD? print to their window. Because. Mwahahahaha.
<bad language>
Since November some annoying neighbours, an "office" of "business scouts" (AKA annoying people ringing your bell and asking you if you perhaps might be interested to change your phone/electricity/gas/TV contract) living 2 buildings down the road have been doing LOUD parties, every night, from 7 to 8:30
It had always been "bearable" but now, with the windows open, it felt like they were upstairs, and not 30 meters away.
They even began doing parties in the morning, from 8 o'clock.
Well finally we called the police. TWO CARS arrived, for a a total of SIX POLICEMEN.
They told them to turn it down. Those annoying people told them to go away. Bad idea… bad idea...
They didn't arrest them but they were close to that.
They took everyone's (16 persons) documents
The "manager" was taken to the police station, and this annoying 27-ish bitch kept wining that we're cowards because we don't go and tell them to turn it down, we directly call the police, that they're not crazy, the bells (which felt like my doorbell was ringing, and that's with the windows closed, 30 meters away) were part of their job, that people threw rotten eggs at their windows during parties, and that she didn't understand why nobody ever went to tell them face to face to please turn it down. (need I remind you they basically insulted six policemen at once?)
Now there's absolute silence
FUCK YEAH
</bad language>
</rant>
[Midnight update] I've just stuck a *trollface* U MAD? print to their window. Because. Mwahahahaha.
Nosebleed, jawdrop, eyes popped out.
Posted 14 years agoWHY HADN'T I SEEN THIS BEFORE?
http://www.coloribus.com/adsarchive.....guin-10757655/
http://www.coloribus.com/adsarchive.....guin-10757655/
Finished Portal 2
Posted 14 years agoI would have done it all in one sitting hadn't I had to sleep halfway through.
Greatly keeps up to the first, and beyond my wildest expectations.
And the end... simply genius. *pew* *ping!* *woosh*
I won't say anything else not to spoil it to anyone!
Greatly keeps up to the first, and beyond my wildest expectations.
And the end... simply genius. *pew* *ping!* *woosh*
I won't say anything else not to spoil it to anyone!
Flower fair Euroflora!
Posted 14 years agoFor the 4th time in my live I've been to the quinquennial flower fair Euroflora, Europe's largest and most important, located in Genoa since the 60s.
Allergens alert! Allergics, get ready to sneeze with the telepollen emanating from my photos on Flickr and Photosynth!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52960559@N06/
http://photosynth.net/view.aspx?cid.....0876&p=0:0&t=False
Allergens alert! Allergics, get ready to sneeze with the telepollen emanating from my photos on Flickr and Photosynth!
http://www.flickr.com/photos/52960559@N06/
http://photosynth.net/view.aspx?cid.....0876&p=0:0
Free pipeys!
Posted 14 years agoFree Easter orgy!
Posted 14 years agoI saw Rio!
Posted 14 years agoWell, it's difficult to judge.
The sceneries and the graphic was magnificent, but the story didn't keep up to it.
Probably the worse part were the voices. Over here there's this terrible tradition to make big celebrities dub the cartoons... too bad these celebrities can't really dub very well!
So you end up thinking about them when you hear their voices and you can't feel... the samba between the voice and the character.
Other thing, the fat red bird had mastered the art of annoyance. From the very moment he appeared, I couldn't stand him.
Other thing... Miguel (which you may know better as Nigel) was dubbed by Mario Biondi.
The guy who sung this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IzccDy94Zg. Magnificent voice, great artist.
Well, somehow when I heard him sing "I'm shooting shit but I'm getin' no blame" I was... puzzled? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR2XK_Puc2w (1:00)
Also dubbed and translated was the Black Eyed Peas song
Vote? 5. Could have been way better.
The sceneries and the graphic was magnificent, but the story didn't keep up to it.
Probably the worse part were the voices. Over here there's this terrible tradition to make big celebrities dub the cartoons... too bad these celebrities can't really dub very well!
So you end up thinking about them when you hear their voices and you can't feel... the samba between the voice and the character.
Other thing, the fat red bird had mastered the art of annoyance. From the very moment he appeared, I couldn't stand him.
Other thing... Miguel (which you may know better as Nigel) was dubbed by Mario Biondi.
The guy who sung this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IzccDy94Zg. Magnificent voice, great artist.
Well, somehow when I heard him sing "I'm shooting shit but I'm getin' no blame" I was... puzzled? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OR2XK_Puc2w (1:00)
Also dubbed and translated was the Black Eyed Peas song
Vote? 5. Could have been way better.
Free stories!
Posted 14 years agoYeah you read right, this phenomenal chap will give away his time, thoughts, and will voluntarily erode his fingertips on a keyboard for free!
Check out his journal! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2267932/
Check out his journal! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2267932/
Tickle me now
Posted 14 years agoAnd you shall be awarded with this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wTW.....tailpage#t=55s
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wTW.....tailpage#t=55s
What if your fursona was real?
Posted 14 years agoWhat if you found the mythical genie's lamp and asked him to take your fursona to life.
Would you eventually get tired of it? What kind of problems do you foresee? Would it ultimately lead to the world's destruction, or at least make quite a lot of damage?
As for my characters... well they're all either macros or infinitely strong and powerful so I wouldn't know how well it would go...
Would you eventually get tired of it? What kind of problems do you foresee? Would it ultimately lead to the world's destruction, or at least make quite a lot of damage?
As for my characters... well they're all either macros or infinitely strong and powerful so I wouldn't know how well it would go...
Furry meme
Posted 14 years ago[] You meow/bark to get attention.
[X] You find pet's toys amusing.
[] You get hyper by the smell of catnip.
[X] You growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food.
[X] You growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you.
[] You purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection.
[] If someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back.
Total: 3
[] You love to be scratched behind the ear.
[x] You love fish/meat.
[] You like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[] You like when people pet your head.
[X] People can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper.
[X] You think feathers are fun to play with.
Total: 6
[X] You sleep a lot during daytime.
[X] You enjoy scaring birds.
[] You lick peoples faces to show you like them.
[] You bite people if they annoy you.
[X] You tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours.
[X] Milk or water is your favorite drink.
Total: 10
[] You own a collar and you enjoy wearing it.
[] You own a leash and enjoy wearing it.
[] You own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit.
[] You enjoy long walks in the park.
[] You meow/bark when you see something you want.
Total: 10
[] You call your hands and feet "paws".
[X] You tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about.
[] You run to the door when someone mentions a walk.
[] You really REALLY REALLY enjoy cuddling.
[X] You stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up.
[X] You can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around.
Total: 13
[X] You have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep.
[] You meow or bark very often.
[X] You hide when you get scared.
[X] You run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house.
[X] You like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand. (To squash them)
[] You tend to chew on stuff a lot.
[] You like to do tricks to get a treat.
Total: 17
[] You own a wearable item/tag with your name on it.
[] You refer to your self as an animal.
[X] Your username has something to do with animals. (the furry one not the real life one)
[X] Your e-mail has something to do with animals. (ditto)
[] If you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better.
[X] You look for edible stuff often.
Total: 20
[X] You often find yourself looking through the window for a long time.
[] You like to say hi to strangers.
[] You like to be petted when you have done something good.
[] People think you act like a pet.
[] You growl/hiss at stuff you do not like.
[] You like to eat grass. (Not since I was about 3)
[X] If you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water.
Total: 22
[X] You find pet's toys amusing.
[] You get hyper by the smell of catnip.
[X] You growl/hiss when someone gets too close to your food.
[X] You growl/hiss when someone you dislike is too close to you.
[] You purr/shake your leg when someone shows you affection.
[] If someone tosses a ball, you chase it and brings it back.
Total: 3
[] You love to be scratched behind the ear.
[x] You love fish/meat.
[] You like to stick your head out through the window of a moving car.
[] You like when people pet your head.
[X] People can make you stop doing stuff by hitting you on the nose with a newspaper.
[X] You think feathers are fun to play with.
Total: 6
[X] You sleep a lot during daytime.
[X] You enjoy scaring birds.
[] You lick peoples faces to show you like them.
[] You bite people if they annoy you.
[X] You tend to steal food from your friends/family's plate when you have eaten all of yours.
[X] Milk or water is your favorite drink.
Total: 10
[] You own a collar and you enjoy wearing it.
[] You own a leash and enjoy wearing it.
[] You own animal ears/tail/paws or a fursuit.
[] You enjoy long walks in the park.
[] You meow/bark when you see something you want.
Total: 10
[] You call your hands and feet "paws".
[X] You tilt your head when you do not understand what someone is talking about.
[] You run to the door when someone mentions a walk.
[] You really REALLY REALLY enjoy cuddling.
[X] You stretch your body and whimper a bit every morning when you wake up.
[X] You can wake up and go back to sleep right away after looking around.
Total: 13
[X] You have your favorite spot besides your bed where you like to sleep.
[] You meow or bark very often.
[X] You hide when you get scared.
[X] You run to the door to see who it is every time someone comes in to the house.
[X] You like to chase flying insects and try to catch them with your bare hand. (To squash them)
[] You tend to chew on stuff a lot.
[] You like to do tricks to get a treat.
Total: 17
[] You own a wearable item/tag with your name on it.
[] You refer to your self as an animal.
[X] Your username has something to do with animals. (the furry one not the real life one)
[X] Your e-mail has something to do with animals. (ditto)
[] If you get a bleeding wound, you lick it to make it feel better.
[X] You look for edible stuff often.
Total: 20
[X] You often find yourself looking through the window for a long time.
[] You like to say hi to strangers.
[] You like to be petted when you have done something good.
[] People think you act like a pet.
[] You growl/hiss at stuff you do not like.
[] You like to eat grass. (Not since I was about 3)
[X] If you get wet, you shake to get rid of the water.
Total: 22
Simple japanese translation
Posted 14 years agoIs there any japanese around that can tell me what the sentence at the end of these video means?
www.dailymotion.com/related/x1e0m4/.....f3_machines-de-fou_fun
Thank you in advance
www.dailymotion.com/related/x1e0m4/.....f3_machines-de-fou_fun
Thank you in advance
Gender bender art
Posted 14 years agoCheck this journal out if you want a drawing of your character... turned into the other gender.
Be quick!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2108465
Be quick!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/2108465
Furaffinity notifications coming to your Apple iDevice!
Posted 14 years agoYou read right, finally you too will be able to have something like this
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1428893/Furaffinity.jpg
What you will need:
- An iPhone (iPod, iPad)
- A Linux/Mac/UNIX computer
- Boxcar app installed on your computer
- My source file
- A bit of geekiness
Run this script through cron every 5 minutes and make sure to configure your own Boxcar service!
#!/bin/sh
touch ~/.furaffinity/stat
touch ~/.furaffinity/dump
lynx -nonumbers -dump furaffinity.net > ~/.furaffinity/dump
new=`cat ~/.furaffinity/dump | grep "You have"`
old=`cat ~/.furaffinity/stat`
no=`echo $new | grep "You have no new messages"`
guest=`cat ~/.furaffinity/dump | grep ~Guest`
if [ "$guest" ]; then
curl -d "email=(email)" -d "¬ification[message]='Session expired'" http://boxcar.io/devices/providers/(secret)/notifications
exit 255
fi
if [ "$no" ]; then
echo '' > ~/.furaffinity/stat
exit 0
fi
if [ "$new" = "$old" ]; then
exit 1
else
curl -d "email=(email)" -d "¬ification[message]=`echo $new`" -d "¬ification[source_url]=http://www.furaffinity.net/controls/messages/"; http://boxcar.io/devices/providers/(secret)/notifications
echo "$new" > ~/.furaffinity/stat
exit 2
fi
http://dl.dropbox.com/u/1428893/Furaffinity.jpg
What you will need:
- An iPhone (iPod, iPad)
- A Linux/Mac/UNIX computer
- Boxcar app installed on your computer
- My source file
- A bit of geekiness
Run this script through cron every 5 minutes and make sure to configure your own Boxcar service!
#!/bin/sh
touch ~/.furaffinity/stat
touch ~/.furaffinity/dump
lynx -nonumbers -dump furaffinity.net > ~/.furaffinity/dump
new=`cat ~/.furaffinity/dump | grep "You have"`
old=`cat ~/.furaffinity/stat`
no=`echo $new | grep "You have no new messages"`
guest=`cat ~/.furaffinity/dump | grep ~Guest`
if [ "$guest" ]; then
curl -d "email=(email)" -d "¬ification[message]='Session expired'" http://boxcar.io/devices/providers/(secret)/notifications
exit 255
fi
if [ "$no" ]; then
echo '' > ~/.furaffinity/stat
exit 0
fi
if [ "$new" = "$old" ]; then
exit 1
else
curl -d "email=(email)" -d "¬ification[message]=`echo $new`" -d "¬ification[source_url]=http://www.furaffinity.net/controls/messages/"; http://boxcar.io/devices/providers/(secret)/notifications
echo "$new" > ~/.furaffinity/stat
exit 2
fi
Automated notifications!
Posted 14 years agoThanks to my Linux server, the Bourne shell and a great app called Boxcar I have finally found a way to be notified on my iPod touch as sson as someone faves, submits, watches and so on on fa.
Too bad I just have an iPod so I need an open wifi to receive notifications while out.
Too bad I just have an iPod so I need an open wifi to receive notifications while out.
My life with Glacie part 7 - I NEED ANSWERS!
Posted 15 years agoI have been wanting to write part 7 of my story, but I'm kinda running out of ideas.
I've been thinking to have Fiamma and Scossa join the story (say hello to my new Moltres and Zapdos).
But I have a feeling I'd be better writing if only Glacie was around.
What do you want to see next? What should happen? Give me suggestions!
I've been thinking to have Fiamma and Scossa join the story (say hello to my new Moltres and Zapdos).
But I have a feeling I'd be better writing if only Glacie was around.
What do you want to see next? What should happen? Give me suggestions!
Out of Facebook
Posted 15 years agoI deleted two years of posts, comments, photos, videos, events, notes, everything.
It wasn't easy, but I made it. I'm out. I'm clean. I already feel better. I need a coffee.
It wasn't easy, but I made it. I'm out. I'm clean. I already feel better. I need a coffee.
BIRD
Posted 15 years agoWisdom teeth aren't wise at all
Posted 15 years agoThey're just four little brats spoiling all of the other ones, pushing them the wrong way, messing my mouth up. Looks like I'll have to have them pulled out. All four of them
Maybe this is why all of my characters are birds. Having just a beak they wouldn't have to suffer hell going through such a delicate and painful surgical operation
Maybe this is why all of my characters are birds. Having just a beak they wouldn't have to suffer hell going through such a delicate and painful surgical operation
Sikuli
Posted 15 years agoI just wanted to give a little advice for you all about this magnificent graphical IDE.
I just made a script that is erasing all of my Facebook posts, photos and everything (I'm quitting) in just 7 lines. Hooray!
I just made a script that is erasing all of my Facebook posts, photos and everything (I'm quitting) in just 7 lines. Hooray!
Disgust
Posted 15 years agoDisgust of everything and everyone. Now you know how I feel now.
And stomach bug.
And stomach bug.
Story deletion
Posted 15 years agoI am sorry to everyone who liked them, but I feel I wrote too many secrets of me in those stories, I felt like i had been robbed of my emotions.
Maybe I'll post them back, cleaning them of my deepest secrets
Maybe I'll post them back, cleaning them of my deepest secrets
once again...
Posted 15 years agoAnger anger anger anger anger anger anger anger
hate! haaate! oooh, haaate!
hate! haaate! oooh, haaate!
