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I don't know if I support vore.
I don't give a shit, really.
But what makes me laugh sometimes, is when furs, that are into vore, think that acids digest the prey. nu nu nu.
Pepsin is the only protein-digesting enzyme and the only digesting enzyme that appears in the stomach at pH of ~ 2
There is no way that you can fully digest a fox in a stomach.
Duodenum and the rest of small intestine makes the full digestion, with enzymes Maltase, Peptidase and Lipase.
I am sorry, but I am a realist. If you absorb a wolf... or a sergal... or... I don't know... a goddamn dragon through your butt or a dick, it is anatomically NOT even closely possible to turn a complex organic living being into cum.
Truth.

Rawr,
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So I've been really busy lately. I have to finish my volunteering work experience for school. Well, I've done already 150+ hours but still I chose to go and do something cool. At my new computer shop I've learned how to dismantle and build computers.
SO
I've bought parts and built my own PC myself. It all cost me 920$. Now I need to sell my XBOX ONE, because I became sane and sober and understood that xbox is a rip-off.

I got
1) Intel core i5 4th gen
2) 2GB video memory, NVidia stuff something (numbers go here) oh, 750ti or something like that...
3) 12 GB RAM
4) ASUS cool motherboard Z97 or some numbers, dunno
5) Like 5 fans all over it
6) USB 3.0 is bloody fast.

I have a continuous intense preparation for BronyCan 2014 for my piano panel and stuff. DUUH, it's hard, you know?
I already learned 2 impromptus, but I need like a song in German still, and 1 more impromptu. Why impromptus? Because they are Frikin' awesome.

Rawr.

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So I got my info updated.
If you are coming to BronyCan 2014 make sure you check this out.
THAAANKS.
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13944419/

So I just built my new PC,
I got the parts and made it from scratch.
It all cost me 980$, shop or retail price is 1400$
Photos are coming soon.

So I work nights full-time in Macdonalds.
Today I arrive to work and my manager just sends me home.
Okaaaay.
The inspector from head office came to the restaurant and gave him tons of shit about my full-time nights.
Well, now, I'll work mixed hours, night and day.
I dunno, I am kinda happy.
^.=.^

So this is my lovely update.

I have been doing really good. I am learning how to drive and probably getting my N license in Mid-October. I am also actively preparing for my BronyCan performance. I have to show off really good. ;)

I finished school on all 80%+ and I am very happy. Grade 12 is coming soon. I am working full-time now in Macdonalds and making money for AC2015 and University. I am also going to Volunteer in FreeGeek for two weeks, to learn about computers, and in a pharmacy store in September.

My personal relationships have gone really bad. People who were closest to me tend to ignore me now. This really gets me out of my track. I just want everything to come back to a start.

My furry stuff is going incredibly great. I've ordered my first fursuit a while ago, back in November 2013 from  Kai. and now I ordered a very cute fursuit from  Karimah

And the biggest news is that Linus Ortega is coming this November and it will be fantastic!!

That's all!

Love you all :P
spread the love

MEME
Don't ask why, just read.
I think it is useless, but it is pretty funny

1) I am a dragonkin, I believe that my soul came from a dragon and my spiritual birthday is October 28, 2008

2) I got the perfect pitch and composed my first musical piece on October 29, 2008

3) I feel my wings, tail and horns most of the time. They work as impulse effects... Sometimes cool, sometimes just bothers me.

4) I did not know about YouTube until I came to Canada.

5) My dragon name was actually spelled IsStrait but then turned it into Esshtrait -> Essh

6) The thing that I care the most is my Calculator TI-84 Silver Edition ... and my mate

7) I have 5 teddy bears and hug them in specific order not to leave any without attention.

8) Around Furries I am hyper but in real life I am the most introverted person.

9) I am extremely shy when my mate is around

10) I believe that I will turn into a dragon after I die...

Bluh bluh
:P

Okay, there we go!
New move!

SO I AM OPENING MUSICAL COMMISSIONS.

FAAAAAAAAAAAAQQQQQQ

1) WHAT IS THIS?

You get a musical piece. I get your money.

2) CAN I TRADE ART for YOUR MUSIC?

Yes, sure, I would gladly appreciate that too. BUT it depends on what you want and complexity.

3) ARE YOU GOOD?

Yes, I am. Check this out. http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12775944/

4) SO WHAT CAN I ORDER?

I go by categories... All can be customized by you. Mood, tempo, complexity (extra payment depending on what you want)

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Melody - you get a one/two hand simple melody takes 1-2 days 10-25$

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Big Bang - full composition on piano around 2-8 minutes. Takes 4-10 days 30-50$
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12598102/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12209348/

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Big Picture - Extreme complexity musical piece with multiple instruments 2-5 Depending on complexity from 4 days to 15 days 30-75$
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12806750/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12473697/

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Hardcore - Big Bang with extreme complexity and beauty. Takes 4-10 days 60-120$
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/12775944/

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Grandé - AMAZINGLY BIG composition 2-15 instruments. Never tried, maybe up to 20 days. 100-200$

5) HOW DO I PAY?

I will make paypal soon.

6) DO YOU DRAW?

I CANNOT DRAAAAAW!!!

Any other questions? I will update as you ask.
And again, do not pressure me about prices or something, I have no one to compare with as I am sure that I am the first one to actually try to do that.

LIST OF COMMISSIONS:
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If everything goes fine, I will start making them after Vancoufur, so after 10 days from now.

Oh, well!
I've been struggling with my fantasy for a while and could not compose anything worth listening.
Yesterday, I sat at my piano and just started playing and my fingers just went faster and faster, and I can't believe that I actually played that piece! :O
I have already uploaded a teaser for you, guys, make sure you check it out!

I may call my new composition my Nocturne #1 or Awakening. Because in this musical piece I tried to explain how a new awakened otherkin feels and stages that he/she needs to go through.
It comes out later this day.

And another important moment. I became a temporary admin on a friendly and calm community of dragons and any furries who would like to join are warmly welcomed.
Go here to learn more!

www.dragons-valley.com

Thanks for reading!

So hi, everyone who reads this message.
Well, recently I've bought an Elgato Game Capture HD and now I am able to livestream my gameplay on Twitch or Youtube.
So if you would like to check it out, feel free to go to

www.twitch.tv/Essh_the_Drakey

I will upload an image for livestream from time to time.
Have a great day!