1) Who are you?
2) Are we friends?
3) When and how did we meet?
4) Would you kiss me?
5) Give me a nickname and explain why.
6) Describe me in 1 word.
7) What was your first impression of me?
8) Do you still think the same?
9) What reminds you of me?
10) If you could give me anything, what would it be?
11) How well do you know me?
12) Are you gonna put this in your journal and see what I say about you?
13) Would you meet up with me?

If you have 00-10 ... write [I'm a goody-goody]
If you have 11-20 ... write [I'm still a goody-goody]
If you have 21-30 ... write [I'm average]
If you have 31-40 ... write [I'm a bad kid]
If you have 41-50 ... write [I'm a very bad influence]
If you have 51-60 ... write [I'm a horrible person]
If you have 61-70 ... write [I should be in jail]
If you have 71-80 ... write [I should be dead]
If you have 81-90 ... write [I got a ticket to Hell]

HAVE YOU...

[○] smoked
[○] consumed alcohol
[] slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
[○] slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
[○] kissed someone of the same sex
[○] had sex
[○] had someone in your room other than family
[○] watched porn
[○] bought porn
[] tried drugs

TOTAL SO FAR: 8

[○] taken painkillers (When I got my wisdom teeth out, YES.)
[] taken someone else's prescription medicine
[○] lied to your parents
[] lied to a friend
[○] snuck out of the house
[○] done something illegal
[○] felt hurt
[○] hurt someone (I use to be a bad kid)
[○] wished someone to die (I look back and think it was a foolish thing to say)
[] seen someone die

TOTAL SO FAR: 15

[] missed curfew
[○] stayed out all night
[○] eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself (Quite a few times actually)
[○] been to a therapist (Once or twice)
[ ] received a ticket
[] been to rehab
[] dyed your hair
[○] been in an accident
[] been to a club
[○] been to a bar (I use to work next to one)

TOTAL SO FAR: 20

[] been to a wild party
[] been to a Mardi Gras parade
[○] drank more than three alcoholic beverages in a night
[] had a spring break in Florida
[○] sniffed anything. (nothing drug related)
[] wore black nail polish
[] wore arm bands
[] wore t-shirts with band names
[] listened to rap (ugh)
[] owned a 50 Cent CD (never)

TOTAL SO FAR: 17


[] dressed gothic
[○] dressed girly
[] dressed punk
[] dressed grunge
[○] stole something (Change from my dads change jar)
[] been too drunk to remember anything
[] blacked out
[] fainted
[] had a crush on a neighbour

TOTAL SO FAR: 19

[○] had a crush on a friend
[] been to a concert
[○] dry-humped someone; been dry humped
[] been called a slut
[○] called someone a slut
[] installed speakers in a car
[] broken a mirror (no seven years bad luck for me)
[○] showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
[] brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush

TOTAL SO FAR: 23

[] considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
[○] seen an R-rated movie
[○] cruised the mall
[] skipped school
[○] had surgery (sorta)
[○] had an injury (a few)
[] gone to court
[] walked out of a restaurant without paying/tipping
[○] caught something on fire (Accident)
[○] lied about your age.

TOTAL SO FAR: 29

[] owned/rented an apartment/house
[] broke the law in the police's presence
[] made out with someone who had a GF/BF
[] got in trouble with the police
[○] talked to a stranger (who doesn't?)
[] hugged a stranger
[] kissed a stranger
[○] rode in the car with a stranger
[○] been harassed
[○] been verbally harassed (see directly above)

TOTAL SO FAR: 33

[○] met face-to-face with someone you met online
[○] stayed online for 5+ hours straight
[] talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight (not for lack of trying)
[○] watched TV for 5 hours straight (When there was good TV - yes)
[] been called a bad influence
[] drank and drove
[○] prank-called someone
[] laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
[] cheated on a test.


TOTAL SO FAR: 37

i guess im a bad person

Pranks Pulled Today:

Early Childhood Education Teacher: Fake parking violation ticket

Argument And Debate Teacher: Snuck into her room and flipped all her posters upside down and hid her laptop.

Old Sociology Teacher: Stacked all his desks into one giant pile in the middle of the class room

Old Film As Literature Teacher: Hid her bathroom pass

Attendance Secretary: Covered the windows to her office with magazine covers and stole the fake flowers around the school and congealed them on her small counter.

HAHA - happy April fools!

1. Are you single or taken? Single...

2. Chocolate or flowers? Flowers

3. Will you do anything special for Valentines Day? I wish...

4.Do you like anyone? Dunno

5. Were you dating anyone last Valentines? Nope

6. What would be your dream Valentines date? Nice time together then some love making - the usually

7. Do you make a big deal about Valentines? No... no reason to

8. Have you ever had a secret admirer? I dun' think so

9. Would you ever write someone a love letter? Yes

10. Do you believe in Cupid? No

11. Do your parents give you presents on Valentines? Not anymore, they use ot by me little candies or stuffed animals


12. Do you still send out Valentines cards? No one to send any to... so nope

13. Do you like candy hearts? Sometimes, but not a big fan of hard candy


14. Flowers or chocolate? FLOWERS! DOI!

15. Is Valentines day depressing? No, jealousy has no place in my heart

16. How do you feel about PDA? Depends, if it's hand holding, I think it's cute - soft kissing or a peck, cute - but making out and having sex in the street is hormones gone awry and isn't cute.

17. How is your love life? Don't have one

18. Have you ever been dumped on Valentines? Never even had a BF

19. How many roses would you want? Just one... one is enough

20. Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next year? I hope so... sucks being single

TO ME!


:3


HEHEHE

I talked to my mother and she has willingly given me the attic. IT has two rooms and what that means is I will have an office and a parlour to myself.

The parlour will be nice for having friends over and having some privacy.

The office will come in handy because me and a friend may start a small "out-of-home" business - with her mother's help we will be making jewelry and selling it, and having an office will help greatly.

The business thing is also one we'll be excited about :D :D :D

I CAN'T WAIT!

My mom is calling me FELIX UNGER because my knee's been acting weird and hurting on and off for the past three weeks and now...

I move my jaw side to side I hear this weird crunching sound coming from it... within my jaw joint on the left side...

should I tell her?

[01] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey?

Why Not?

[02] Would you do meth if it was legalized?

I Personal wouldn't no. It ruins lives.

[03] Abortion: for or against it?

In times of incest, rape, or the mother/ babie's life is at sake, I think it should be legal. But if a woman was to naive to tell her man to wrap it or not take birth control, it's their fault

[04] Do you think the world would fail with a female president?

Of course not, it just depends on the woman. I scare people when I (jokingly) say, PALIN, 2012!!!

[05] Do you believe in the death penalty?

Yes, don't want over crowded prisons and chances of nasty folks getting back out do we?

[06] Do you wish marijuana would be legalized already?

I want it decriminalized. I think if one is caught out driving and stoned, it should e like a DUI or in New England, A DWI - Same penalty basically, but if in ones home and not distributed to under aged folks and sold for profitable gain, they can't get in trouble. I think it should be legalized, yes.

[07] Are you for or against premarital sex?

For it, what fun is no fun at all?

[08] Do you believe in God?

I'm a wannabe Heb. So yes, I beleive in a God, somewhat

[09] Do you think same sex marriage should be legalized?

Yes, many gays in this country are just fighting for simple rights. Gays cannot become teachers in Oklahoma and it wasn't until 2003 that sodomy laws were finally extinguished from the US and many states don't have laws saying it's illegal to discriminate against gays. I think we need more then marriage.


[10] Do you think it's wrong that so many Hispanics are illegally moving to the USA?

I wonder what we can do to help out the South Americans without fucking ourselves over. Why try and force them back to a place they so desperately wanted to leave? I think we could help them out some way.. but how?

[11] A twelve year old girl has a baby, should she keep it?

Why would a 12 year old have a baby? - READ STATEMENT ON ABORTION

[12] Should the alcohol age be lowered to eighteen?

I like what my teacher said, make the drinking age in bars where hey charge 5$ for a beer legal to drink at 18, but to sell it at the store, 21. I dunno, sounds smart to me because they won't drink as much because they're going to nurse a $5 beer as apposed to binge drinking a 12 pack they got for $10.99.


[13] Should the war in Iraq be called off?

Iraq is Arabic for Vietnam


[14] Assisted suicide is illegal: do you agree?

What if a guy made the scene of the crime seem as an assisted suicide? I don't know what to think.

[15] Do you believe in spanking your children?

Not entirely, no. My dad spanked me with a belt when I was younger. Was embarrassing and horrible not to mention painful. I wouldn't subject my children to that.

[16] Would you burn an American flag for a million dollars?

Unto what point? - NO

[17] Are you afraid others will judge you from reading some of your answers?

I hope I educate them and have them understand, every one has their own opinions. While I may not like their opinions and even disagree and vise versa - I would still respect their opinions as I would hope they respect mine.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUtL_0vAJk

Have 17 minutes?

Watch, listen, understand.

Male side:

[] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[] Dogs are better than cats
[] It's hilarious when people get hurt. (only if happened because of their own stupidity)
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[] Shopping is torture
[] Sad movies suck (because I get emotional, too)
[] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[] You watch sports on TV.
[] Gory movies are cool.
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[] You own, like, a trillion baseball caps.
[] You like going to football games.
[] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[] Sports are fun.
[] Talk with food in your mouth.
[x] Wear boxers.

Male Points Total= 7

Female side:

[] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop
[] You wear eyeliner.
[] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[] You like wearing jewelry.
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed, and put on make-up and accessories.
[x] You smile a lot more than you should.
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x] You care about what you look like.
[] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[] You wear girl underwear.
[x] Used to play with dolls as little kid. (stuffed animals, not dolls)
[x] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored. (...in fursuit, ehehe)

Female Points Total= 7

I sure as hell did

^_^

What did you do in 2009 that you'd never done before?
Bought car parts

Did you keep your New Years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
No, and I want to lose weight

Did anyone close to you give birth?
No

Did anyone close to you die?
No

What countries did you visit?
None

What would you like to have in 2010 that you lacked in 2009?
I want my drivers license and my truck to work

What date from 2009 will remain etched upon your memory, and why?
I don't know...

What was your biggest achievement of the year?
Almost completeling my truck/ having the ability to actually put money towards something useful

What was your biggest failure?
My job methinks, too long to explain

Did you suffer illness or injury?
Dyshidrotic eczema on my right hands middle three fingers

What was the best thing you bought?
Car parts

Whose behavior merited celebration?
N/A

Whose behavior made you appalled?
Don't know at the moment

Where did most of your money go?
Car parts - about $1200 methinks..?

What did you get really, really, really excited about?
Getting to hang out with friends, only for a snow storm to cancel it :(

What song will always remind you of 2009?
too many to list but will list 5 songs
Bad Romance - Lady Gaga (This song is so 2009 it hurts)

Compared to this time last year, are you:
a) Happier or sadder? Limbo, a bit more stressed, believe me.

b) Thinner or fatter? - A bit fatter... sadly

c) Richer or poorer? - Again, limbo. I worked my ass off and am still somewhat poor

What do you wish you'd done more of?
Be with friends, have a little more fun

What do you wish you'd done less of?
Work

How did you spend Christmas?
Going to Woodstock in Vermont, with the family

Did you fall in love in 2009?
No.. dunno... maybe?

How many one-night stands?
Ehhh.. technically not one night stands, but two

What was your favorite TV programme?
Mythbusters

Do you hate anyone now that you didn't hate this time last year?
I don't know

What was the best book you read?
too many to list!

What was your greatest musical discovery?
Lady Gaga, friend tuned me into her music

What did you want and get?
I would like a bundt pan very much

What did you want and not get?
My divers license and my car

What was your favorite film of this year?
don't know really, saw some classics in film class, like DOUBLE INDEMNITY and thought it was good

What did you do on your birthday, and how old were you?
My folks took me to the Concord to fight for gay marriage.

How would you describe your personal fashion concept in 2009?
"Hawaiian" shirts and slacks

What kept you sane?
Nothing

Which celebrity/public figure did you fancy the most?
Pat Benatar - she is my rock goddess

What political issue stirred you the most?
The current Health Care Bill and gay marriage in Maine and New Hampshire

Who did you miss?
I missed my friends this summer

Who was the best new person you met?
I dunno....

Tell us a valuable life lesson you learned in 2009:
If you do the right thing, you're going to get left with an empty sack - Long story short, if you're selfless, sometimes you can fuck yourself over

Quote a song lyric that sums up your year:
"Come on now, just try and understand..." - Because the Night, Patti Smith



THE YEAR 2010


1. Will you be looking for a new job?
Yes

2. Will you be looking for a new relationship?
Possibly, Ill let it find me

3. New house?
Do dorms count?

4. What will you do different in 2010?
Who knows

5. New Years resolution?
Lose weight

6. What will you not be doing in 2010?
Who knows... sleep with a woman...?

7. Any trips planned?
Canada is a big IF

8. Wedding plans?
No

9. What's on your calendar?
go to College

10. What can't you wait for?
College, my birthday

11. What would you like to see happen different?
the way this shit-hole of a country is governed and taken care of

12. What about yourself will you be changing?
My pants size

13. What happened in 09 that you didn't think would ever happen?
Me getting laid

14. Will you be nicer to the people you care about?
i'm already very kind methinks

15. Will you dress differently this year than you did in 09?
Maybe... not really

16. Will you start or quit drinking?
I like my occasional cigarillo

17. Will you better your relationship with your family?
Im already doing quite well

18. Will you do charity work?
Sure

19. Will you go to bars?
Maybe?

20. Will you be nice to people you don't know?
Always am nice

21. Do you expect 2010 to be a good year for you?
Who knows!?

22. How much did you change from this time last year 'til now?
Nothing really

23. Do you plan on having a child?
Not anytime soon

24. Will you still be friends with the same people you are friends with now?
Of course

25. Major lifestyle changes?
No

26. Will you be moving?
Maybe

27. What will you make sure doesn't happen in 2010 that happened in 09?
Who knows

28. What are your New Years Eve plans?
build a puzzle (tradition in my house) and watch Twilight Zone

29. Will you have someone to kiss at midnight?
PFFFT.... RIGHT

30. Wish for 2010?
Drive safely

Okay, you tell me...

Lets say the Senate wishes to pass something making it mandatory for all people to have, so they must pay a lot of money for this "thing," and if you don't buy this "thing" you get penalized about the same if not more money then what you'd originally be paying. A fine if you will.

But lets say one(s) cannot afford this "thing" so they are forced to go without, but then they're fined and are forced into debt or bankruptcy. (So basically if you look at it at the right angle, they're being fined because they are poor.)

Does this sound constitutional? Yes? No? - Explain.

Dearest fans:

Well, after reading two of  kyellgold's books I am determined to write a book and have it published for the furry fandom; I have attempted to write one book, but it never panned out and proved to collapse under it's own weight.

Having read a few stories and short stories I have adopted an idea and will tinker with it.

So for those of you waiting for any requests from me, I apologize for I have been tinkering with my idea and recovering from oral surgery I got Wednesday. (Ever get the feeling you're teeth are getting rammed at with needles?)

Anyways - thank you all, just thought I'd post something that wasn't nessecarily a meme or complaining. HAHA

- FMY

... the day before Thanksgiving kinda sucks.

But oh well. I'm better now and hopefully be able to fully chew in the next two days.

Vikodin is my friend right now and for those who saw ALIEN and ALIENS I expect a little cretin to pop from my left jaw at any moment...

RREEEAAAARRRAAWWW!!!

Anyways, I'm better today and will be fine, but its better then two days before Christmas :)

happy turkey day y'all! May your gravies not congeal - FMY

FUCK YOU LADY GAGA...!

STRUCK IN MY BRAIN...

FUCK FUCK FUCK... MUST NOT.............


SING!!!!!!!


I WANT YOUR LOVE - LOVE LOVE LOVE I WANT YOUR LOVE!! YOU KNOW I WANT YOU, YOU KNOW I NEED YOU! I WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACm9yECwSso

I have a friend's b-day coming up in a few days, and was thinking about getting him a picture for his b-day, but problem is, I dunno if anyone is taking any requests... any ideas or suggestions or offers?

As rude as this may be, i just thought I'd ask.

Thank you much!! - YAOI

I wish to reminds y'all of my website.

If you all hate how these little fucking boxes pop up when I post a story, go to my website ^^

formyyaoi.synthasite.com

Stolen from  crocdragon89


A - Age: 19

B - Bed size: Queen (I think)

C - Chore you hate: Washing the dishes

D - Dog's name: I don't have one, nor do I want one.

E - Essential "Start Your Day" item: Coffee or skim milk

F - Favorite color(s): Burgundy, dark purples, and greens

G - Gold or Silver: Silver

H - Height: 5' 7"

I - Instruments you play: My teeth

J - Job title: Gopher at a flower shop and babysitter

K - Kids: Someday :)

L - Liquor, Beer or Wine: Liqour

M - Mom's name: Not gonna tell

N - Nicknames:Gay Fluffy Stud Muffin, Mike, Stud Muffin, Yaoi, Formy, Weasel

O - Outie or Innie: Innie

P - Pet Peeve: Mispronunciation of "Oregon", Young adults talking to me and actual adults as if they're retarded. (AKA- most of my school population.)

Q - Quote from a movie: "Roads? Where we're going we don't NEED roads." - Back To The Future

R - Right or left handed: Right handed

S - Sibling(s):A twin brother whom is my antithesis (complete opposite), and my younger sister who I see as a cartoonist and world class comedian someday ^^

T- Time to get up: 6-6:30AM - School bites

U - Underwear: Boxer-briefs. Comfy and supportive

V - Vegetable you dislike: I dunno... I like most veggies

W - What makes you run late: My forgetfulness

X - X-rays you've had: A few on my foot, a few for dental purposes, and a few of my chest for when i had pneumonia

Y - Yummy food you make: Chicken, baked goods.

Z - Zoo favorite: I love watching the penguins :D - always my favorites.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Mike
2. Stud Muffin
3. ForMy

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. ForMyYaoi
2. Cananbaum
3. StirFri
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES (Of the last day)
1. Got pictures taken
2. Tried to get my rear brakes done
3. Bought food

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My face
2. My writing abilities
3. My sociability

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My body hair
2. My facial hair
3. My voice

THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Southern California
2. Cherokee (distant)
3. U.K. Isles

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Being single/ lonely
2. Not becoming successful
3. Certain people

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. My "Hawaiian" Shirt
2. Black slacks
3. Socks

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Masturbation/porn
2. Napping
3. Work

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. Glasses
2. Coffee
3. My room (My hidden and eternal womb)

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Pat Benatar and Neil Geraldo
2. Queen
3. Fleetwood Mac

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Friends/ Boyfriend
2. Children
3. A goodnight kiss

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Son Of A Preacher Man: Dusty Springfield
2. '39: Queen
3. Fire: Pointer Sisters

THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Marijuana(?)
2. Obtaining a Drivers License
3. Publish a book

THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Not coming to grips with my sexuality earlier
2. N/A
3. N/A

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Love
2. Stability
3. Family

THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Hard Work
2. Happiness
3. Porn


TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in order):
1. At times I can be lazy
2. I work for what I want
3. I fucked Lindsey Lohan

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Hmmm...
2. I
3. Dunno

THREE EMOTIONAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Strength
2. Honesty
3. Full of surprises

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Make love to a woman
2. Eat raw tomatoes
3. Sing

THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. My nonchalance
2. Good cartoons
3. Life

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Money
2. Rice Steamer
3. Sex

THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. My past
2. My parents
3. The little voice in my head

THREE OF YOU YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Writing
2. Driving
3. Reading

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. the ability to unwind and relax
2. Get a boyfriend/ Get laid/ lay someone
3. fix my goddamn car

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Social work - With families and children
2. Writer
3. Something that involves children

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Britain
2. Oregon
3. Boston

THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Wacko
2. Yacko
3. Dot

THREE BOY’S NAMES:
1. Eli
2. Brad
3. Johnny

THREE GIRL'S NAMES:
1. Danni
2. Carina
3. Victoria

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. Raise a family
2. Write a book
3. Make a difference

I TAG:

 kizzneth
 lanceleoghauni
 lupinrager
 trigger12
 furrywriter

• × • ALL | ABOUT | ME • × •

- Name: Mike
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday: Feb 7th
- Sign: Aquarius
- Hair color: Seal Brown
- Eye color: Sometimes green, usually hazel
- Height: 5'7"-ish
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: GAY

• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •

- Favorite place to shop for clothes?: Thrift Stores
- Favorite designer?: None, designers are overrated
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Slacks, Tucked in t-shirt, my heeled boots, and a sports blazer
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: My slacks and "Hawaiin" shirts
- What do you usually wear?: See above

• × • S P E C I F I C S • × •

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever is cheap
- What are you listening to right now?: Breakfast Club soundtrack
- Who is the last person that called you?: My phone company
- How many buddies are online right now?: Only one I know of

• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •

- Food: Too many to choose
- Girls' names: Victoria, Carina, Danni
- Boys' names: Eli, Steve, Carl (I think is cute)
- Subjects in school: Creative writing, Early Childhood Education
- Animals: Two cats and a monster goldfish

• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •

- Given anyone a bath?: no... but I did shower with someone once
- Smoked?: Yes, I love cigarillos - but every once in a while
- Bungee jumped?: No
- Made yourself throw up?: Yes
- Skinny dipped?: A few times
- Ever been in love?: Dunno
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: I think when i was little
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yes
- Actually seen your crush naked?: I think so
- Cried when someone died?: Yes.
- Lied: That's why my dad calls me "The Weasel"
- Fallen for your best friend?: No
- Used someone?: no, but it's happened to me
- Done something you regret?: Yes. No specifics. Sorry

• × • C U R R E N T • × •

- Clothes: Red button up shirt, black slacks, sandals
- Desktop picture: A snow leapard from  darknatasha
- CD in player:I got grooveshark.com going
- DVD in player: Nothing

• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •

- You touched: I gave the child I babysit a hug
- Hugged: My friend MJ
- You IMed: My friend Jon
- Talk to online: Again, Jon

• × • A R E | Y O U • × •

- Understanding?: I try to be
- Open-minded?: Have to be
- Insecure?: On somethings, yes
- Random?: Must be spastic if you work with children
- Hungry?: No, just had ice cream
- Smart?: On some things yes. on others, no
- Moody?: Can be - only if I'm tired or weathered from the day
- Organized?: Not entirely, no
- Shy?: I'm very social
- Difficult?: Depends on who you are
- Bored easily?: Eh.. not really
- Obsessed?: I am obsessed about fixing my damned van
- Angry?: Life is too short to be angry. It is hard to make me angry and when I am, it usually doesn't last long
- Happy?: I try to be positive :D
- Hyper?: When the time calls for it, but I have the coordination of a brick wall and lithe grace of a drunken swan.
- Trusting?: Depends on the person

• × • R A N D O M • × •

- In the morning I: Mentally complain about going to school or work, but then I'm fine when i get there. Sometimes I laze in bed and imagine making love to someone ;P
- Love is: Can be many things
- I dream about: Odd shit... my dreams are almost always some odd metaphor I cannot figure out.
- Sexual preference: Men, manly men in TIGHT tights.
- What do you notice first about a guy/girl: usually the eyes and the garb

• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • ×

- Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi
- Flowers or candy: I've learned to appreciate flowers
- Tall or short: Depends on the subject

• × • W H O • × •

- Makes you laugh the most: My sister and mother <3
- Makes you smile:My friends
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: No one really

• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: Rarely
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Kind of a frighting thought i think.
- Wish you were younger?: Eh... no?
- Cried because someone said something to you?: Nope. Rarely if ever

• × • N U M B E R • × •

- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Eeh... I dunno
- Of guys I've kissed: One
- Of girls I've kissed: I kiss my lady friend's cheeks occasionally
- Of Cd's I own: A few
- Of scars on my body: Hmm... one... two, three, four... five.........

...buy a cell phone o.O

just watch:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mWqr8pb2MY

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!


T____________T


Well how can you tell if you're in a recession? If your parents are asking for favors... A LOT....

My fathers van failed state inspection and my family is in dire need of two vehicles. So he told me he may need me to pay for the brake line and a few tires... easily 200-300 dollars.

This fucking bites - My own vehicle needs close to 600 dollars more work to be street legal and my parts flow has been good.

Yet I told my father that I asked my boss to hold my check this week and pay it to me next week along with my other check so I can get certain parts. My father flipped out and said that his vehicle is the priority.

Im sorry, is it his money or mine!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

Here's the kicker - I'm working 50 hours a week babysitting two prepubescent boys and making $2 an hour - I'm only making $100 weekly.

FUCKING A!!!!! @)(@$){@%()@%{)@^{)(@#%{)(@%){@%(#~!!!!!!!!!!!!


*Cries* This really blows... as selfish as it may seem - I wish I could spend my money and not feel guilty that I spent it on myself for a good reason; I need a car to get a real job too you know.