For the furfags out there are thos ANNOYING little rectangles making the stories hard to read!?

well my work may be found upon this website!!!

formyyaoi.synthasite.com

ENJOY!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDLKmoOjrA8

OH MY GAWD!! This is the most annoying thing I think I've ever experianced.. I must ask, Mika... HOW MY LSD WAS INJECTED INTO YOUR VAINS TO MAKE YOU RIGH THIS!??!?!

Oh gawd... I can't stp listening to it....


((@x@))....

Howdy howdy howdy....

Anyways... aren't we having a good year? Well, I have a devious plan. After seeing  Kyell publish "Out Of Position" it inspired me to write a book. I will be posting the furst (pardon the pun) chapter ("The Beginning) here in a day or two and would greatly appreaciate some ideas, questions, or comments on it. I dunno how long it willbe. all I know is it involves a cheating cop, an insane drug dealer, a growing love triangle, and great confusion!
YOu may contact me at formyyaoi@gmail.com, thank you.

I have one story, "Insane Murder", that is going upon my new website:
ForMyYaoi.Synthasite.com. I will work upon the story and hopefully get it published!! ^^

One day all the children in school were having a good time until the bell rang. Well, in one class the teacher wasn't there, but like respectful students they were, they sat and waited patiently. Soon they all noticed three seats were empty too. One boy came barging into class missing his shirt, and the pupils asked:
“What happened to your shirt?” His reply being, 'I was atop of Blueberry Hill!” Then, a second boy came into class in only his boxer shorts. Again the class asked:
“What happened to your shirt and pants?” He replied, “I was atop of Blueberry Hill!” But after that was said a THIRD boy walked into the class... stark naked. With great curiosity the class asked:
“What happened to you CLOTHES?!” And again they heard: “Oh I was atop of Blueberry Hill!”
The boys then took their seats as an elderly man walked in and exclaimed:
“Good morning class! I'm your substitute for today, Mr. Blueberry Hill!!”

My New Years was spent washing dishes....(Yes, I had to work)

To watch the clock strike 12:00 elbow deep in dishwater made me terrible sad. I wish to spend a New Years, listening to a sad song in someones warm embrace. New Years for me isn't New Years without a dance, and a kiss.

*SIGH*

what about you..?

Okay ppls!

I have just got done talking to my good friend and  lupinrager and myself will be making a sexy comic for your perverted needs! (And ours too!!)

So hold on to your bonnets, this'll be fun ^^ - YAOI

"I-I-Immmmm, dreammmming o-o-of... a WARM Christmas ti-i-i-mmee...."

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night! A hint to those now:

Jews know where the best oriental food is so... com hither friends! ^^

So happy holidays! ^^

- YAoi Luv

Its Christmas Time For The Jews:

http://video.aol.com/partner/hulu/s.....uhxgz3dlsydIa2

I just got hom from the third hotel we've been at because of a crippling power outtage here in New England, for five days, four nights - we've no power at myu house and spent the night at my p[roperty managers house and three hotels. its been a fun adventure but I am one tired kitty......

I have been working on drawing and will be drawing a bit more. I will continue to write so don't worry. Thought I'd give you guys a heads up so you didn't think I was stealing art XD

First it tastes horrible...

it causes insomnia

I got this weird thing where I now CRAVE fucking chocolate

Makes me irritable

also did I mention it causes insomnia?

Curse the doctors...

GOOD NEWS!

I have stolen my family comp for a quick bit and If I'm lucky I'll upload a story for you guys! WHEE!!!

LOOK AT HTE SIZE OF THIS DAMNED THING!!!

Wonder if it had power steering, god I hoep so...

http://www.dragtimes.com/albums/Los.....hantom_I_4.jpg

100 TRUTHS:
001. Name - Michael Pratt
002. Nickname – Mike
003. Status -Single, I think
004. Zodiac sign - Aquarius
005. Male or female -I'm a guy!
006. Elementary - Yes
007. High School - Still attending T_T
008. College – Not yet
009. Smart – Intelligent
010. Hair color – Seal Brown
011. Long or short – Short, I want it medium
012. Loud or Quiet - I like to be quiet.
013. Sweats or Jeans - Neitehr. I like being naked or having slacks
014. Phone or Camera – Camera
015. Health freak – Nope
016. Drink or Smoke? – Neither.
017. Do you have a crush on someone? – Kinda =3
018. Eating or Drinking -Both ^^
019. Piercings – I may get my ears pierced
020. Tattoos – None yet =d

FIRSTS:
023. First piercing – Not yet
024. First best friend - Molly, I wonder where she is now
025. First award – I MADE HONOR ROLL THIS YEAR!
026. First crush – Abby in the fifth grade, before I knew I was gay
027. First pet - Bill, my 32Lb kitty
028. First big vacation – None really
030. First big birthday – My 10th I think, it was almost a week long celebration XD

CURRENTLY:
049. Eating - Nothing
050. Drinking - Nut'n
052. I'm about to – Go to a GSA meeting ^^
053. Listening to – "Levon" Elton John
054. Plans for today – God I dunno...

YOUR FUTURE:
058. Want kids? – Eventually.
059. Want to get married? – When it's legalized HELL YEAH!
060. Careers – none yet...

WHICH IS BETTER FOR A BOY/GIRLFRIEND?
068. Lips or eyes - Eyes
070. Shorter or taller? – I want a tall huy ^^
072. Romantic or spontaneous – Bit o' both
073. Nice stomach or nice arms – HMMM I'd say arms, I like BUFF arms... ones you can glom onto and snuggle with
074. Sensitive or loud – Sensitive ^^
075. Hook-up or relationship - Relationship
077. Troublemaker or hesitant - Bit o' both

HAVE YOU EVER:
080. Lost glasses/contacts – I killed a pair once
081. Ran away from home – nope
084. Broken someone's heart – I tihnk i have yes....
085. Been arrested – Nope, I was pulled over for expired tags...
087. Cried when someone died - Yes

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
089. Yourself - For the most part, yes.
090. Miracles - Slightly
091. Love at first sight – Yup.
092. Heaven – Yes
093. Santa Claus – No
094. Sex on the first date - Uhn-uh - no
095. Kiss on the first date -Depends

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now?
Yes... and other things....
098. Are you really happy with where you are in life? –
No, I think it could be better
099. Do you believe in God -
I am an agnostic Jew, I beleive in A God, but no Jesus.
100. Post as 100 truths and tag: =P too bad I like my title

To The Talon Editor and EHS Faculty and Staff, On the night of November 4th, I felt as if a large and heavy cloud of darkness had been lifted upon the United States of America, and a light had been shone upon one man, a very historical man of whom will not only be known as the 44th president of the America, but the first African-American to take the presidency. The first African-American to break through a strong barrier of racism, hate, and prejudice. I fought back tears as I saw my mother silently cry for never thought she would get to see a black man become a president in her life time, as did many of your own mothers, fathers, and grandparents. I am very pleased to say that it makes me happy that Barack Obama, is our next president.It however wasn't long ago that blacks weren't able to marry whites, sit in the same restaurants as whites, let alone attend the same schools. It was a horrible mark upon American history, it was called segrigation, but if we were to look towards today do we still see segregation, hate, prejudice, and oppression? If you do not is it the fact we aren't allowed to, or too ignorent, to see? As I write this I was sent an article about how Proposition 8 was passed in California and that Florida and Arizona have also put a constitutional ban upon gay marriage, and just when I thought we have ended our hate for one another we are faced with anotehr issue upon freedom. Freedom being something that should be granted to every American but isn't. We as a country are still devided upon our opinions but must we let our own opinions affect others? Opinions at times are to be shared and other times, opinions are ment to be kept with ones self. I pray that in my lifetime I will see America truly as one nation as far as freedom goes. I wish to see same sex families living happily in a comunity and to see same sex couples walking hand in hand on public streets (like we do) without fear of being hurt or killed upon their love for one another. This is something I hope for...Hope, so few letters but a powerful word, a word that I now understand about, thanks to out 44th president.... - Micheal Pratt.

Dear Fans and Furiends,

As I sit wasting away at 3:00 in the morning I wish to say it has been difficult. I have spent the last month buying a van (Clifford, the big red Dodge pictures to come soon), and fixing it so my dad may use it to go to job interviews and he is most likely going to sue his previous employer for wrongful termination so I have taken it upon myself to work so if they need to borrow any cash it is there.

ALSO: Moontree, I am working on a gift for you and will send you another "gift" in the mail hopefull this monday and I wish to appologize for you waiting so long, but I thank you for your patience.

Lupinrager your request has been slow for hte fact I have been working long hours.

I wish you to all know you aren't forgotten but it has been extremely difficult lately... I love you all. - Yaoi Luv

Well, I first wish to let you know I am not special for I am a dishwasher. Now, I go to school full time as well and I work full time. Obviously I can't work full time but a reason why I'm not writing as much as I would like is that fact... I work with a few incompotent imbiciles and well... SAturday one guy claims to have hurt himself (I saw how he was walking just fine) and so he left early that was this Saturday, I was on from 4:00PM and worked on to 2:30AM Sunday morning. I was back at work at 7:30AM to clear the "dish-pit" for the AM dishwasher for
A) I was carving for brunch that morning and I didn't entirely finish and wouldn't be helping him with dishes. So I am working at getting the bastard fired for he has pulled many stunts like this.

Sorry to sound like a drama queen, but I thought I'd give you all an insite as to what I was doing... Now I am working on a story but efforts are sadly slow. I must go and my dear fans, I enjoy your freindship greatly! ^^ - Yaoi Luv

Help me get 1337 page views and capture it I will give you a hug and maybe a cookie?

I wish to thank Xanaiden for helping me greatly with my editing process, dude, you're awesome!! ^^

AAAAAAAAAAUUGGGGHHH!!!

I need help, two of my storeis are stuck in lost forever mode and I need some one who has a computer that can read RTF files to help me.

Clogged Drains,
Alex and James Series, PT2, FAMILY MATTERS and
Me & Him

are the ones I need, I am editing and reposting my work so anyone, who has time and a comp that reads RTF files, I would greatly appriciate it if you could copy and paste the story and send it in a note! THANK YOU SO VERY MUCH!! - yaoi

I AM NOW ON DA!! ENJOY!!

formyyaoi.deviantart.com ^^

I am now posting on DEVIANTART ever'body!


SO my stories can be enjoyed on the two most popular sites!!

Hope to see you there!! ^^

- YAOI LUV =o^^o=

For those who have some of my work favorited, I am editing my older work and am going to re-post them, my old work is going to be found in scraps soon. Thought I'd let you know! - Yaoi Luv

There is at least one person on your watch list that wants to fuck the hell out of/with you.

So lets play the Fuck or Pass game.

The rules are simple.

If you want to fuck the person who posts this, send him or her a reply saying only "I'd Fuck You." or "I'd Let You Fuck Me" But you have to post this in your journal in exchange.
same with the pass just say pass