...and to my knowledge, i'm thinking to retire this account entirely and start a new one. I don't use this account too often.

So, just like with my Deviant Art, let's say goodbye to this account and say hello to a new one!

R,I,P, Furrysael_Returns
(2016-2019)
and Furrysael
(2015-2019)

For Bill Nye likers: you'll hate this one. For fans of Bill Nye, you'll also hate this one. For Bill Nye haters, then you will probably hate him even more on this one.

Oh boy, my first rant on a Netflix 'reboot' witch didn't serve as a reboot at all. Today, let's rant about a Netflix series so bad that insults the classic Disney (but aired on PBS instead of the Disney Channel) series, Bill Nye the Science Guy and The Eyes of Nye, and lack all of the Science and educational content. Presenting: Bill Nye Saves the World.

Now, for the looks of it, you probably think it is a revival of the original Bill Nye series (Bill Nye the Science Guy and The Eyes of Nye), but when you see the actual show...all you can see is disturbing cartoons about ice cream, awkward songs, twerking, sexual references, and of course, very little to no science. Like I said, I will explain the rest on good detail...so here we go.

NEGATIVES
Like I said, it is an insult to 'Bill Nye the Science Guy' and 'The Eyes of Nye'. There is very little science, no educational content, twerking, and extremely atrocious songs. First let's talk about the little science they have. There is nearly or almost no science. It is complete propaganda, and treats it as the most hilarious stuff as they think off. I mean, really? Imagine seeing propaganda and laughing and poking fun at it! Propaganda is not funny and hilarious, and seeing it making fun at the poor political propagandists makes it insulting to them. Next comes the songs. It is an insult to your intelligence and lacks everything you love about the songs in 'Bill Nye the Science Guy'. So far, the worst song ever to be on the show was the 'Sex Junk' song. That is the song that maded Bill Nye Saves the World go down to the hills of the sharks (LOL! Jump the shark joke! Next, we have the scooty booty (a.k.a. twerking.), something that the originals didn't have. I mean, whenever you see these men dancing, you will see them shaking their butts! What? We can't have twerking on a Bill Nye production?! Why not? Next (and as a bonus), there are very disturbing cartoons about ice cream. You will hate ice cream while watching these cartoons. They are unfunny and uncomfortable to look at.

Overall, this gosh dang show is not a good follow up to Bill Nye the Science Guy. It is an insult, full of propaganda, and it will make the stomach churn after 1 minute of watching the show. Do NOT watch this so called and insulting 'Netflix reboot' and watch the old Disney shows with Bill Nye.

RATING:
1.2/10 (Lame.)

© Asael Polanco

Guns, violence, propaganda furries...you know, for kids, am I right? RIGHT?!

Ooooh boy...time to review the most controversial propaganda cartoon on North Korea. Thinking that guns, torture, murder and suicide is all for kids. Presenting: Squirrel and Hedgehog from 1977!

Saberspark did a review of this wild controversial cartoon back then on his YouTube so I might well as do one too, because it's the most wildest cartoon ever created. Filled with lots of propaganda, guns, murder, amputation, death, torture, blood, all aimed at kids. Really?! Let me explain this in good detail.

NEGATIVES
As I said, this is complete propaganda and all of the themes are aimed at kids. I heard in the news of Los Angeles Times and they reported that a nursery school (I kid you not, a NURSERY SCHOOL) on North Korea said that weaponry is now...ahem, might I add 'early education' to the kids. Really?! Teaching kids about guns is considered to be educational?! You can read the news by clicking on this link:
http://www.latimes.com/world/asia/l.....htmlstory.html

Moving on, learning about propaganda war for kids is NOT educational. Teaching kids about guns? Rape? Death? No! North Korean folks nowadays are crazy and obssesed with this series. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PROPAGANDA AND SHOULD NOT BE VIEWED BY LITTLE KIDS. Even the line up sounds a little weird...
...the leaders are the squirrels...
...the soldiers are the hedgehogs...
...the ducks are the navy...
...the wolves are american...
...the weasels possibly represent the Japanese...
...and that is all I can know.

(Insert Saberspark's 'FURRIES STILL EXIST!!' quote here.)

Anyway, the animation, while bright and colorful, is a bit jerky, and got even jerkier on series 2. Rushed movements, and somewhat sloppy (and also rushed) fights. Also, there is out of place swearing. Really?! Putting swearing on something that is made for KIDS?! That is unpar with Space Goofs' English dub!

(D A M N , I M I S S E D ! )

I can't say anymore about it because it's crazy propaganda...


Overall, this is a wild propaganda cartoon from the folks of Studio S.E.K.. It's crazy fast paced, and has stuff that N.K. children won't know! Please, don't watch this one...but if you're interested for seeing it, the L.A. Times link has a direction for viewing the episodes on YouTube so, check it out. But, if your not addicted to propaganda, don't watch it.

RATING:
3.8/10 (Meh.)

© Asael Polanco

Notice that this is going to be a review of the Pencilmate era. Not a review of the Hank Hanky era.

It was amazing back then, but since Pencilmate came in, what happened?

If there is ever webshow that should have been ended years ago, it should have been this.
Welcome to ReBlue Rants. Let's talk about a series that remained my favorites and became a fan of it for weeks. Pencilmation.

The series started in 2004, a year and a half before YouTube became well known. Ross Bollinger, it's creator, was very good at doing cartoons. This one is no exception. However, Elsagate became a thing on 2014, so that lead us to the topic of this review: Pencilmate. His cartoons were good back then until season 10, when he is starting to warm out his welcome. Especially on 'Clowning Around'. THAT IS the short that lead to the shark jump of the cartoon. Also, new characters were introduced in season 10, and they all look either dumb (Pencilmiss), stupid (Pencilgrandma...?), or very annoying (Mini P.), and Ross is starting to add the 'Pencilmation Cartoons for Kids' tag after a video title witch has absolutely NOTHING to do with Pencilmation and instead it's out of place and confusing. And it gets worse with the comments section...dont get me started on it...

Long intro, right? Then...lets go and rant this crappy Pencilmate era of Pencilmation because there is ALOT of problems with it. Here we go.

POSITIVES
Most of the animation is pretty good. And the music is okay.

NEGATIVES
As I said, the comments section on those new videos are very atrocious. Most of it I've seen is people liking it because of the poor plot and storylines (more on that later), most of it I've seen are in Spanish (I mean seriously. These comments that are in Spanish is very put of place, unfitting and nearly not so understandable if you are an American.), most of it I've seen are in gibberish, and flodded with emojis and a jumble mess of letters. These aren't actually comments. These are comments written by...Satan! Yes, Satan wrote these comments. 🥁🤣

Anyway, as also mentioned, the new characters are very lacking in quality. And also lacking Hank Hanky! Seriously! Give poor Pencilmate a break, Ross! Also, most of the storylines is now poor. Most of it is lacking in quality, and most of it is looking at the bad of the series. And lastly, clickbait. It is annoying, out of place, confusing and unfitting for a cartoon maded by a professional animator.

Overall, these new shorts are the worst ones Pencilmation has ever given us. Distracting clickbait, poor story lines, and the opposite of the word 'art', all in the nutshell. For true, TRUE art pieces by a professional animator, I recommend PixarFan 8695. This guy is a professional CG animator who can do Pixar-quality animations geniusly. Some of them are very masterpieces, and some are them are awe-inspiring and gets a lot of potential than Pencilmation's Pencilmate era.

RATING:
0.2/10 (Skip it.)

PROS/CONS COMING SOON...

© ASAEL POLANCO 2018

Almost stays true to the bible story that is based on, but by golly, this looks poor!

Welcome to ReBlue Rants! Today, let's talk about christian animation all done by one guy: Jim Lion. He took him 4 years to do that. Presenting 'Joshua and the Promise Land'!

Anyway, this film is very infamous for poor and atrocious animation (heck, Pixar can do it better!), disgusting character designs and models, illegally borrowed music, and bland voicing. Also, while it almost stays true to the story, Jim decided to pee the story and do this nakey nakey film. The reason why I said 'Nakey' is because the characters are so dang NAKED! Anyway...lets start reviewing this disgraceful of a bible story now and stop making this introduction long.

NEGATIVES
Like I said, the characters are goshdang naked! Whenever they sometimes turn around, you can see their bulges (a.k.a. their crotch) and sometimes their buttholes. I hope they will have the ability to fart soon...anyways, the animation is extremely atrocious. The reason is simple: there are alot of times whenever the characters sit down, you can see that the model actually clips through itself. No, not just the other objects, but it will clip though ITSELF. You can see it technically on their armpits and lower abdomens. Next, the music and sounds is illegally borrowed from various sources and games. Also, Jim has the notorious desicion to use the sound whenever you start up '3D Space Cadet Pinball'. I mean, seriously! Also, I need to find that music he used on the scenes while Joshua is talking to the guardian angel on the fire, and on Joshua's bed when he sits wandering on something.

Anyway, continuing on, the voicing is just a kid named Jonathan Dauermann voicing the title character and some adults who haven't done voice acting before. The examples of the dumb dialouge is Joshua's. Examples are...
1. 'It's okay, I forgive you!'
2. 'All right Everybody! Uh...let beat these guys!'
3. 'Uuh nooo problem your evidence!'
4. 'Yes sir moses...'
...and who can forget Joshua's dad being a mean old drunk saying to Joshua's mom 'This is my day off this is what I'm gonna do!'. The dialouge in here is brainlessly written and offers little to no references to the story, and it stinks. Lastly, this film pees on the bible and the book of Joshua into pieces. I mean seriously, this book has LOTS of good stories and the aforementioned book remained the best of the bible batch! But to mess it up real badly, churn out poor animation and disgusting naked animals and you got yourself a stinkingly sickening and clumsy adaptation of an already existing bible masterpiece.

All in all, this is one of the most poor adaptations of the bible story and considered to be the worst films ever maded...until Foodfight showed up and tooked that slice of delicious cake for being the worst film. Poor animation, poor voicing, lack of effort and direction. I recommend you watch the VeggieTales version. They nailed that story by adding lots of comedic elements such as falling slushies and...
'...because we're going to the Promise land!'

RATING:
0.0/10 (Trashterpiece)

CONS:
1. Poor animation.
2. Poor voicing.
3. No effort.
4. Lack of direction.
5. Insults the bible story that it's based.
6. Disgusting character designs.
7. Illegally borrowed music.

© Asael Polanco

Boo! Pick a better plot line!

Welcome to ReBlue Rants! Today, let's talk about on one of The Asylum's animated mish-mesh junky piles of viles that tries to capitalize on a different franchise. This time, Disney's Cars franchise. Presenting: CarGo from 2017!

Well not much to say about it because it's a rip of Disney's most popular film franchise in the universe. The Asylum decided to make a rip out of it to capitalize on 'Cars 3'. So, CarGo is born, and it will make you cringe when you see it! Anyway, let's start, shall we?

POSITIVES
Most of the voicing is pretty good (they even got the voice of Etno to participate, Maurice LaMarche!) and the story, while its a little bit bloated, it's OK to everyone. Also, the jab at Sharknado (also from The Asylum) is pretty clever. I mean, kids might like it...but...I don't have anything to say. So, let's get right down to the negatives.

NEGATIVES
The animation is very low quality for 2017 standards. It has somewhat poor textures, lumpy character movements and the lips did not sync up well with the dialouge. Similar to Pajama Sam 4. Anyway, the editing while okay, could have cut and shortened the action in the scene. Instead, it is boring and will make you sleep. Also, this film is ABSOLUTELY dark for a family friendly film! I mean, seriously! Do you want your kids to remember death Island? Or the pits of hell? Man! Lastly, it has songs. But they came out as awkwardly written. Notably a song that is a rip off of a song on 'The Little Mermaid'! This is how little The Asylum cared!

Overall, this is a painfully long and boring and sad little film tried to copy the success of the Cars franchise. While the jab at Sharknado is a fun little idea and the story is okay, the film is flat out dark for a family friendly film. Low quality animation, copy and paste characters, poor textures and boring editing make this one of the most sleeper films of 2017. Just don't watch it if you don't want to die of boredom and sleep. I recommend watching the REAL 'Cars' films from Disney and the good old folks at Pixar.

RATING:
1.0/10 (Trashterpiece.)

PROS:
1. Good voicing.
2. Okay story.

CONS:
1. Low quality animation.
2. Poor texturing.
3. Copy and paste characters.
4. Awkward songs.
5. Long and boring.
6. Sloppy lip synchronization.

© Asael Polanco

Oggy and the Cockroaches but made in India, and it's a battle of a dog and 3 mice.

Welcome to another ReBlue Rants.

Today, let's talk about a TOONZ INDIA series. From the people who brought to you The Adventures of Tenali Raman comes...Oggy and the Cockroaches! But not that type of Oggy, but a COPY that's trying to steal the formula of Oggy! Let's give our hands on...Pakdam Pakdai, also known as Rat-A-Tat outside of India (notably Chotoonz TV).

Pakdam Pakdai is a series of Adobe Animate-animated shorts that first aired on the Indian version of Nickelodeon on 2013. It was criticized for stealing the success of Xilam's 'Oggy and the Cockroaches'. No I am serious. I saw comments of Chotoonz versions of the cartoon saying 'Oggy' and that is true. The series feels and looks like Oggy and the Cockroaches. Anyway, let's get to the good and later talk about the negatives.

POSITIVES
First, the colors are pretty vibrant. The background style is very original, there are some funny parts, and the designs for the characters are okay. But that doesn't count for the...

NEGATIVES
...lazy and cheap animation. Yes the animation is lazy and cheap. Like I said, it was created using Adobe Animate CC, so this means cheap, save money and easy to make. Most of the animation is stiff, flat or lumpy. Also, it doesn't flow smoothly over the action at times. For example, Vote for Don has LAZIER character design for Don if you look closely on the posters. He is colored pink and in some scenes light red. Second, animation errors everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE. Like, Toonz or the overseas animation company can get VERY lazy with the animation and editing (yes, I wanna say that the editing is very rushed sometimes and LAZY.). For example, when the scene cuts to the next scene, it will flash briefly to black, and cut to the next scene. Also, there is one short where it shows the TIMELINE during editing! See? How lazy they can get?!

Third, not all of the gags are so so or good, but they come out as flat-out lazy or rushed. And most of the slapstick never flows smoothly, thanks to the lazy animation.

Fourth, the music. The music is very decent for starters, but when you look at the original source material, Oggy and the Cockroaches, you will find out that they have LITERALLY copied almost ALL of the instruments from Oggy. The theme tune is also Oggy, without the meowing. And lastly, the character personalities. They are flat out unoriginal and copies Oggy. Don is Oggy, the mice brothers are the Cockroaches, Rox (Ballu) is Bob and Colonel (Karnal) is Jack. See? This is how little they have cared! Lazy and unoriginal at the same time!

Overall, Pakdam Pakdai is a LAZY cartoon that is trying to capture the success of 'Oggy and the Cockroaches'. The animation is lazy, the editing is lazy, everything here is lazily done. For a good starter short, I recommend you shall watch 'Vote for Don'. That short has even LAZIER animation, MORE animation errors and a bland plot that's LAZY.

RATING:
3.8/10 (Lame.)

PROS:
1. Colorful backgrounds and characters.
2. Bright and vibrant colors.

CONS:
1. Lazy and cheap animation for India standards.
2. Lazy editing.
3. Animation errors EVERYWHERE!
4. Music is lazy and sometimes uninspiring.
5. Rips off 'Oggy and the Cockroaches' down to a T. This begs the question: can't Xilam sue Toonz for copying the best and iconic French cartoon ever created?!
6. The sound effects are weird at times. Such as 'TV Shopping' in witch Don screams like a man who has a sore throat. It's LAZILLY out of place and LAZILLY added.
7. It's lazy.
8. It's unoriginal.
9. It's just plain LAZY!

© Asael Polanco

Oh, The Asylum, why have you forsaken us?!

Welcome back to another ReBlue Rants. Today, let's look at a film company that produces films with very little budget to handle. The Asylum. This company is actually notorious for producing copycat films without hiding the original source. Such as 'CarGo' (a miserable Pixar rip, but has some originality put into it.), 'Sharknado' (the first 2 films are pretty good. The rest of it is...pretty meh and lazy for everyone, not having connection with the first film.), 'Izzie's Way Home' (Gur-ross! BURP!!) and the topic of today: Troll Land.

Troll Land is basically a cash in to capitalize on DreamWorks' 'Trolls' film. Filled with extremely poorer CGI for 2016 standards, atrocious dialouge and it's 100% full of errors. I mean legit TECHNICAL animation errors. The characters clip through objects, the characters move jerkily and sloppy, their lips don't even match what they're saying, and the objects that they're holding are hovering around and clipping. The rest will be explained in detail...

THE BAD
Like I said, this film is full of lazy problems and extremely poorer (and also super lazy) animation. As I said, this film is full of lazy problems and it's chock full of animation errors. Characters clip, hover while holding objects and their lips never move while they're saying something (a la Pajama Sam 4). The dialouge written for this film is very clunky and overall no brainer. Some of the lightning is very poor almost on 'Sweetpea Beauty' level of poor. There's almost no shadows, it's bright and it plain stinks. The character design, while good, is basically copy-and-paste and reuse of models. You will see the same character design, but in a different color scheme, different hair color, or in the same design whatsoever. That is how little they have cared. Also, the troll catcher's fanny pack, sometimes if you look closely, will obviously look like he had a big bulge on his crotch.

('Goodnight, everybody!')

And don't get me started on the blatant use of the picture of the queen of England on the troll catcher's wall on his shack. No seriously. There is an actual picture of the queen on his wall! Look at it! People wished for an animated version of the queen, but no! They have to blatantly use the REAL picture of her on his wall and call it 'original'! The Asylum needs to be lawsuited again since Universal punished/lawsuited them for using the word 'Battleship' on their film 'American Warships' one time, and Warner Bros., home of the Looney Tunes, for copying their 'The Hobbit' film and blocking it for good! This company deserves to be canned!

Overall: Troll Land (a.k.a. Trollz) is one of the most laziest films ever created. Ultra poorer animation, lazy editing, atrocious dialouge and poor voicing (I forgot to mention the voicing in here is bad and used some really good voice people, and wasted their time in this mish mesh of pile of filthy junk. You will be crying in tears how these famous people just participated in this 'Trolls' copycat!) makes it one of the worst animated films of 2016. Do not watch this mish mesh, stinky, garbage, pile of filthy, vile, ugly garbage! I recommend you watch 'Sharknado'. It's original, hilarious and it's much better than The Asylum's later stinky cash cows that goes straight in the trash can!

RATING:
0.5/10 (Trashterpiece.)

CONS:
1. Lazy animation.
2. Lack of originality.
3. Animation errors everywhere. And I mean EVERYWHERE.
4. Poor dialouge.
5. Lazy editing.
6. Bland script.

© Asael Polanco.

The complete opposite of original. It is a lazy excuse to put the cat and mouse duo into the classic 'scrumdiddlydumptious' world of Willy Wonka.

Welcome to ReBlue Rants. Today, let's talk about a film that no one asked for, but oops! Warner Bros. Animation had released it on 2017! Today's topic is 'Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory'.

The film for the most part, is an animated remake of the classic Paramount film everyone loves, but it has Tom and Jerry hi-jinks to go along. Their craziness is overused, and by looking at the subtitle 'original movie', this is the complete opposite of 'originality'. The whole thing is very unoriginal and slaps the face to Paramount's classic film.

Let's talk about something good and something bad.

THE GOOD
The scenes from the Paramount Pictures film are very well recreated. Staying true to its source material. Some of the songs are recomposed and they all look very cool. But...

THE BAD
...the animation is very cheap, somewhat static, scrappy and lazy for 2017 standards. The faces look creepy, there is no smoothness, and most of the new characters add very little new to the concept. The plot is extremely unoriginal. Like I said, it's a animated remake of the classic film released by Paramount in the 70's with Tom and Jerry shoehorned in, messing along with the characters and elements of the film and most of the voicing TRIED it's best to sound MORE like the original characters! The only thing that is good is Jess Harnel as Grandpa Joe.

What is more? Tuffy as an oompha loompha wannabe? Yes they have got that. Tuffy here is an oompha loompha wannabe and tags along with Tom and Jerry and in one part he uses the word 'HELL' on a FLIPPING children's film! Seriously, the 'NR' (Not Rated as the MPPA States it.) rating is very misleading! Using the word 'hell' on a children's movie is very out of place! What, do we need Yakko to say 'Goodnight everybody!' to the scene?

OVERALL: Of all out of the Tom and Jerry films out there, this one is very unoriginal. It's cheap, it's lazy, it should not been maded, and look more like some sort of fan fiction. Why? I have the reason: there was an Idea Wiki on Wikia. On the wiki, there is a page called 'Tom and Jerry and the Chocolate Factory'. Looks like Warner Bros. is starting to get some inspiration from the Idea Wiki to get them the sweet, sweet dough they need! Skip this film out and I will definatley recommend 'Tom and Jerry in: Blast Off to Mars!'. But stick around for the next Tom and Jerry crossovers!

1. Tom and Jerry meets the Fairly OddParents!
2. Tom and Jerry meets Scooby Doo!
3. Tom and Jerry with Angry Birds.
4. Tom and Jerry and the Shawshank Redemption.
5. Tom and Jerry goes to Club Penguin.
6. Tom and Jerry with Schindler's List.
7. Tom and Jerry meets Pinky and Panky.
8. Tom and Jerry meets Winnie the Pooh.
9. Tom and Jerry meets Sonic the Hedgehog.
10. Tom and Jerry meets the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
11. Tom and Jerry meets Phineas and Ferb.
12. Tom and Jerry with the O.W.C.A. Files.
13. Tom and Jerry meets the Flintstones.
14. Tom and Jerry and the Animaniacs.
15. Tom and Jerry and a Troll in Central Park.
16. Tom and Jerry goes to the white house with Cory.
17. Tom and Jerry and the Crazy Chicken Invasion!
18. Tom and Jerry meets Inspector Colesau in search for the Pink Panther diamond!
19. Tom and Jerry and Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner.
20. Tom and Jerry meets Jaws.
21. Tom and Jerry meets Chuckles the Clown.
22. Tom and Jerry meets Oggy and the Cockroaches.
23. Tom and Jerry meets the Stupid Invaders.
24. Tom and Jerry meets Pinky and the Brain.
25. Tom and Jerry meets Baby Felix and Friends.
26. Tom and Jerry and the Emoji Movie.
27. Tom and Jerry vs. Spy vs. Spy.
28. Tom and Jerry meets the Oogieloves for the Big Balloon Adventure.
29. Tom and Jerry and Happy Harmonies.
30. Tom and Jerry meets Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
31. Tom and Jerry goes to the Wacky World of Tex Avery.

RATING: 1.2/10 (Skip it.)

PROS:
1. Good recreations of the classic Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory scenes.
2. Vibrant colors.

CONS:
1. Lazy, lumpy and static animation for 2017 standards. The animation is done by Digital eMation for those who don't know.
2. Unoriginal plot and concept.
3. It was never asked by everyone.
4. Lazy and bland character designs. The faces are very creepy and uncanny to look at. Especially Wonka at the end of the film.
5. Warner Bros. should be sued by Paramount. Because the story is an animated redux of the Paramount Pictures film with Tom and Jerry messing around.
6. Talented people wasted their time over this unoriginality of a film by voicing the characters. Like I said, the only good one was Jess Harnel who voiced Grandpa Joe. The rest of them tried.
7. The use of the word 'hell' on a children's film.

© ASAEL POLANCO 2018

For the looks of it, Elsagate needs to be banhammered by its original owners of their characters.

Welcome to ReBlue Rants! Today, let's talk about something that is on YouTube that is notorious for spam and fetish. Presenting, Elsagate!

Elsagate is one of the most biggest trends on YouTube, notorious, like I said, for spamming, clickbait and fetish being involved. Child abuse, fecalmater, needles are the things you will see in this trashload of...'educational' videos. And yes, it was aimed at KIDS. They are so bad, SO ugly and never should have been maded. Oh and to make matters even worse, these channels are launched by pedophiles who wants to cash cow YouTube. I will explain the rest of it in great detail...

THE BAD
Like I said, these stupid videos are very bad and ugly. It mostly features innapropiate stuff that is not maded for kids. Poop, fart, needles, nudity, fecalmater are the things you will see on these channels. Why? These channels were ranned by ACTUAL pedophiles, attempting to cash in YouTube. Like I said before. Let's talk about the live action skits...

These live action skits are ugly and raunchy. Featuring people as Elsa, Spider Man, or any other blatant stolen content you will think of. They are poorly maded, poorly recorded, blandly edited, and very naughty looking! There was dad on YouTube who recorded weird videos of his kids, getting into one of the ugliest, nastiest and gruesome situations. Later, YouTube sued the dad and demanded to close the channel for good. But do you think they have learned about it? Their bot is still full of vile stuff like...Elsa pooping colored balls. Funny? I forgot to mention they are unfunny and an insult to your intelligence. Now for the 2D and 3D ones...

This is much worse than the live action ones. The animation is very, very, VERY choppy and poorly maded. Too much animation errors, flat and lumpy character movements, and the sounds are unfitting and all over the place. Not to mention super repetitive. The music which is basically nursery rhyme covers just doesn't fit with the action of what is going on and comes out at stiff, and repetitive. And again, this shows innapropiate stuff such as child abuse, murder, pregnancy, blood and many other stupid and clumsy stuff.

The thumbnails and titles are very clickbait. It doesn't fit to what the video is about! Should we hire Butch Hartman the Clickbait Cop and fix this...stupid, idiotic and vile of pure, unoriginal EVIL?!

OVERALL: Along with Annoying Orange and FRED, this is one of the worst YouTube channels everyone had ever seen. They came out of nowhere, they want some mulan, a.k.a. cash, and for the 2D ones, an insult to the animation industry! For the baby furs who are reading this: DON'T WATCH THESE CRAPSTERPIECES. They are an insult to your intelligence and offers nothing kid friendly. In fact, I will be flagging these videos as 'Super ReBlueBoy...the YouTube superhero cop!' and taking over the comments section, beating the gibberish butts out of these people, and reporting them for good...with exceptions, notably; Blippi.

PROS:
none.

CONS:
1. Poor animation.
2. Unfitting music.
3. Poorly recorded live action skits.
4. Innapropiate content.
5. Clickbait thumbnails and titles.
6. Stolen content.
7. Bland editing.
8. Insults the animation industry.
9. Poorly placed, and super repetitive sound effects.
10. Copyright infringement.
11. The comments section. Witch is nothing but a bunch of gibberish.
12. Slap in the face to your intelligence.
13. The number of likes in these videos. They are supposed to be disliked!

© Asael Polanco.

Answer: I think yes, but in a different matter. Now acting more like a sequel to the Space Goofs comic 'Furries for Rent', and now takes place in November 2017.

If you know  jibbinkodiyak 's MFF 2017 intro, I originally wanted it to crossover the DiC series 'Cro et Bronto'. After days of me running out of ideas, I decided to scrap the project. So, I decided to now revive the project now as a sequel and comic to 'Furries for Rent', my first try at adapting Space Goofs in comic form.

Stay tuned for it, though! Until...I get some ideas.

© Asael Polanco

Hey, furry fandom! Today, time to talk about something that was very interesting for me. On the end of Janurary 2017, I did a FOX logo, but it is almost the same as the final version I did on February (as it is the prototype: it has a different sky, no Hollywood sign, and the logo itself is a little darker than I think.). On February, I modified the logo, changed the sky, brightned the logo and the final result is perfect. Almost like your average FOX logo. But, there was a few things that need an enhancement. So, I asked the guy who makes very cool and uber real looking animations (and known for doing the pornographic film, 'How this All Happened'.),  kabangeh . When I announced the collaboration, he was busy with his game, 'Something to Do With Love'. So, I decided to delay it...

...until this year!

This year I decided to revive this project after being delayed after Hurricane Maria came in.
The project will be using my FOX model. But it will have the Kabangeh touches to look much cooler than usual. It will be modified for the other FOX logos that has their structure logo. Including FOX Searchlight Pictures.

So, links for the logo and music is in the description of the collab that I uploaded last year.

Now, what is next?  jibbinkodiyak and me with the old FOX logos?

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Hey, furry fandom. So, I decided to talk more about D.i.C.'s first series, Cro et Bronto.
So, a year and dayys ago, I was searching stuff on the internet until I saw a DiC logo history by BenIsRandom on YouTube. I clicked it, and the first two are experts from Cro et Bronto, one is the last bit of the intro (rocks falling to form logo.) and the other is a bit from the last half of the closing credits (the last screen shows Bronto lighting a dynamite.). So, I later founded this cartoon short, witch is about Cro trying to eat Bronto by squishing him, but fails. You can view it here:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=21s&a.....;v=MOkpw0oSA90

But, during my life time on the United States, I was on RuTube and I discoved more Cro et Bronto shorts! No, I am not kidding, I am not joking. There IS more! Witch means, Cro et Bronto is partially FOUND media because of me. These are uploaded by Le Pays du Manga and absents the intro and outro, although they have uploaded the intro and the FULL EXTENDED version of the outro.

So, I am going to show all of the Le Pays du Manga uploads of the Cro et Bronto cartoons on all of the links.

1. Plane: https://rutube.ru/video/f71ef027781.....48/?ref=search
2. A half of 'Bronta Toro': https://rutube.ru/video/d231065956d.....07/?ref=search
3. Sky Surf: https://rutube.ru/video/ac19044dee0.....2c/?ref=search
4. Catapult: https://rutube.ru/video/6adf44b14d4.....8d/?ref=search
5. A half of 'Bronto Hunt': https://rutube.ru/video/92deec53ec0.....1f/?ref=search
6. A half of 'Bronta Toro': COMING SOON...
7. Boiling Bronto: https://rutube.ru/video/2d1cdaad406.....af/?ref=search
8. Checkers: https://rutube.ru/video/0e85794f090.....6b/?ref=search
9. Telephone: https://rutube.ru/video/4a6a20a915d.....d1/?ref=search
10. Wall: https://rutube.ru/video/7a81151cb24.....b1/?ref=search
11. The bottom of the sea: https://rutube.ru/video/313412436ce.....54/?ref=search
12. Bronta: https://rutube.ru/video/bcaeb276f63.....7d/?ref=search
13. A half of 'Bronto Hunt': https://rutube.ru/video/45c6cc23836.....60/?ref=search
14. Volcanos: https://rutube.ru/video/abd6de8df9a.....5a/?ref=search
15. A half of 'Bronta Toro': https://rutube.ru/video/5584ca91e5a.....ae/?ref=search
16. Dynamite Surprise: https://rutube.ru/video/beb80c433ad.....99/?ref=search
17. Juggling: https://rutube.ru/video/7766e9f00dd.....74/?ref=search
18. A half of 'Bronta Toro': https://rutube.ru/video/70c606a9a4d.....9d/?ref=search
19. Plunger: https://rutube.ru/video/247886504ce.....56/?ref=search
20. A half of 'Bronta Toro': https://rutube.ru/video/a9363cd8037.....a8/?ref=search

And as a bonus, here is the intro and outro:
1. Intro (at the beginning, you may notice some incomplete animation. This means that an EXTENDED version of this intro exist somewhere...): https://rutube.ru/video/cd627c27bf0.....16/?ref=search

2. Outro (the aforementioned YouTube link has only the 'dynamite' portion of the credits): https://rutube.ru/video/b307ac9edae.....79/?ref=search

So, that's all of the uploads from Le Pays du Manga. This is interesting to see what DiC's first series ACTUALLY looks like and feels. Sadly, they don't own the rights to this (along with 'Archibald the Magic Dog'.), so, I now take over the whole series along with its characters (although a bit redesigned.). So, yeah folks. Check the series out with these links, push the history button, and prepare to know what IS DiC's first series ever maded before the famous Inspector Gadget was born! See you later! 😉

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That's right! You see the title!  niic is now talking to YOURS TRULY! I started to do it yesterday, I said to him that it was the 1st time talking to the dog (NIIC) and hope he says 'Hi' to me soon and he only lives once, all day, in his life. Today, 14 hours ago, he sented to me...wait for it...
...a happy emoji! How exciting to see Kyle answer me like that! :-D

So, I said to him hi (Oggy, everyone?), he said to me hi too! ^-^
And I asked him how he became a doggo, he said to me that he 'just being himself and try not to talk himself too much'. X-D
Also, I asked him if he's ready for this year's FURTHEMORE! He replied to me with a yes! OMG! How EXCITING! (-D

Also, since i'm not in the furry fandom, it's nice knowing the singing dog himself...and others that I can think off!

Hope he talks to me more pretty soon on Twitter! Like, the 2nd fur I've ever chatted with, and the 1st furry singer I've ever contacted, asked, and talked to! My gosh! What question I should ask NIIC next? :-D

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So yeah, yesterday I asked  kabangeh to re-do my 20th Century FOX logos in his twist, since he doesn't know yet, here are some things he must know:
1. Use the same structure from the logos (exceptions include FSP*, TCFTVD* and TCFTVDIFP*). Seen here: http://sta.sh/01k7i4oikiv3.
2. Different lightning.
3. Different shading to look like it's real.
4. Some cel-shaded parts.
5. VERY AWESOME realisitic stuff!
6. More realisticish palm trees, that flow to the wind!
7. Updated sky.
8. Music: http://sta.sh/0cdc1uconln
9. Updated camera pan animation that combines elements from the 1994 TCF logo, the 2009 TCF* logo and the ZDF* logo, with the camera moving a bit (the camera animation was done with motion capture.).
10. Light intro, sunflash, and very realistic glow effects to the searchlights with a shine on the camera.

So, does  kabangeh get the point?

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*=20th Century FOX, Zero Day FOX, FOX Searchlight Pictures, 20th Century FOX Television Distribution and 20th Century FOX Television Distribution International Format Productions.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, he later fell and the king's horses tried to put him back together again, until the king's ancestors decided to put back Humpty together, thus converting him into a super hero!

Now it's the time to review another Toonz product: HTDT, also known as 'Humpty Dumpty turned Superhero'. This series is action packed mixed with comedy. It's summary: after Humpty Dumpty fell down the wall, the king's ancestors tooked Humpty and put his pieces back together again, and turned into a superhero, entitled 'HTDT'!

THE GOOD:
Unlike Rat-A-Tat, the animation is good, and also an improvment. Character's mouths correctly syncs to their voices, not in those anime-like mouth movings like 'Doggy Don vs. The Catman' and 'Ocean Attack'. Also, characters move fluidly thanks to a program that you already seen: Animate CC. The voices are also an improvement, they all sound correctly, such as the kid characters sounding like real kids. The mouth synchronization is better than the dubbed Toonz films (with exceptions), character's mouths matched with what they're saying, and also anime-ish, but better. The villans are well-paced, acting like real supervillans, but with nursery rhyme characters, such as (evil!) Goldilocks. The sound effects are in a unannoying tone and matches well with the action. The music is good and matched the scenes and action preety well. But...

THE BAD:
...there's a couple of times were the animation feels flat, lazy and jerky and needed work. Also, there are very few times were the action is not well-paced at all. But keep in mind: Toonz Animation is from India! They make mistakes/glitches at times! Also, HTDT's 'HTDT!' phrase could be annoying and agrovating at a few times, but like I said, the company is from India and they make mistakes at times.

Overall: The series is good and kinda actiony. But to me, is one of the better Toonz productions, next to Cat and Keet, ever maded. Since this product is original and not inspiring other shows, such as Oggy. Reccomended.

RATING:
90/100 (Good!)

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Hello! Welcome to my thrid Top No list! Here, we will discuss the THREE Toonz Animation shows maded and distributed by Toonz India, will be adapted as film or a revived TV series by the studios at Big Idea Productions at Franklin, Tennessee. Let's go!

#3 - Mimi and Mr. Bobo / Mimi y el Sr. Bobo (1999) (M.B. Producciones/T.V.E./Toonz)

This series in spain by M.B. Productions in association with the spain channel T.V.E., follows the silly antics of Mimi, and her friends, including Mr. Bobo. Mimi's gang turns their hometown upside down, so watch out, Mimi's silly antics are dangerous! No-one can escape Mimi's antics!

This series is one of these shows for it's time to use digital coloring and inking. But this series needs to be back after it's year hiatus cancellation! Bring back Mimi's wimsical personality and world into a modern CG world! Lack the twerking, lack the memes, lack EVERYTHING modern life has given! Bring back Mimi and her friends and family's classic, yet silly life. Add Mimi's whimsical and delightful friends back, make her face the old bullies again, and help new people and re-meet old people, like Jhonny Salsa! The series is discontinued, and is slightly rare, so I posted a link to the episode 'Jhonny Salsa' in case you want to check it out:
https://vimeo.com/51432784


#2 - Cat and Keet/Bunty aur Billy (2015) (Toonz)

The chase is on! This Toonz comedy series follows a brown cat (Cat) whom has issues with a green parrot (Keet). Each short, the duo chase their ways in every location they visit, witch later, it gets worse. A lot worse.

This series is one of these shows to have a hybrid between traditional animation and Flash CC animation. So, why not give them a new CG look? I'm imagining Cat will have REAL CG fur in his entire body, and Keet will have REAL CG feathers that are green. And they all live on the same house. The style will be almost the same, but with Big Idea's whimsical backgrounds, smooth camera animations and updated, CG looks to the characters by having fur to the animals, hair to the humans, and other CG stuff. The 2D animation, however, will be exactly the same, but with a touch of CG. In case you want to check it out, here's the link to the very rare english version of the 'Cock a Doodle Doo' short. Also, it will act like traditional Cat and Keet. Not a 'Teen Titans Go!' clone, and will have a re-composed theme song, and brand-new music and stingers maded by VeggieTales composer, Kurt. Kurt Heinecke, and will have updated versions of Cat and Keet's vocals done by Junior Asparagus' voice actress: Lisa Vischer.
https://vimeo.com/157543477


#1 - Rat-A-Tat / Pakdam Pakdai (2015) (Toonz)

This show is the king of inspiring 'Oggy' pretty well, and one of the moistest successful India cartoons to date. This show is about a house dog named Don, and his mortal enemies are 3 mice: Charly, Marly and Larry. Each short, they go into different places, with chaos intrude thanks to the 3 mice.

This show needs to be #1. This show needs a new CG look. Adding fur to the animals, same gags, same characters, same personalities, same EVERYTHING! Just the plain old Rat-A-Tat we know and love. Like Cat and Keet, it's style will be almost the same, with the same 3 differences that I mentioned, and it's 2D animation will be the same but with a CGI touch. So, it deserves to be on this list.

So, that does it about the list. So remember Fur Affinity users, God Made you special, and he loves you very much, and that's what christmas is about! So long, folks!

(NOTICE: Big Idea doesn't own the characters.)

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NOTE: This is a new version of the aforementioned game's review. The other one appears to be outdated.

Captures the Humongous spirit pretty well, but the problems from Pajama Sam 4 are still here.

Putt-Putt! Everyone's little purple car gets it's last incarnation, witch ended in a mixed reaction!

This one tried to be an improvement to Pajama Sam 4 (did I mentioned that it also released along with Pajama Sam 4?), but instead it comes out as flat, and got critics and fans a mixed reaction.

THE GOOD
Three good things: The graphics are kinda cool, thanks to it's YAGA engine, the animation is an improvement, and the music will almost fit. It also captures the Humongous spirit pretty well.

THE BAD
All of the problems from the previous 2003 Humongous game are still here. First: the lip-syncing is now blocky. It still or almost doesn't match with the dialouge. Second: WHY did they reuse content from previous Putt-Putt games?! It's like giving the middle finger to every Putt-Putt and Humongous fan in the world! Third: The cutscenes are still longer than usual, but the notable part is the EXTREMELY LONG conversation between Putt-Putt and Mr. Kibble, and it's introduction! It's wonky, but you will be sleeping throughout. Fourth: The voices are flat-out garnish. Save for Michelle Thornson. Notable? Rover. Putt-Putt's buddy on the moon, now sounds like Mickey Mouse. Fifth: They used the cake maker from 'Fatty Bear'! In a good way? NO! In a bad and middle fingered way. Shame on you, Atari! Sixth: Remember how Putt-Putt can stay with his new color? Well, they've botched it up, because when you change his color with magic wands, he poofs BACK to his original purple color! What...a...disaster. Seventh: Music from 'Putt-Putt Saves the Zoo' is here, and it's pretty lacking with the new music and shouldn't be in here. Eight: The song isn't amazing, but far from good.

OVERALL: It's not great, not good, not bad, but bland. The gameplay is fun, but the same problems from 'Pajama Sam 4' and reused music and backgrounds doesn't help with the game itself, and the extremely long and boring intro and conversation goes WAY overboard. Stick to the previous Putt-Putt games.

Rating: 25/100 (Lame!)

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NOTE: This is a new review to the aforementioned game. The first one is outdated.

Pajama Sam looses it's charm, thanks to the atrocious Atari!

Humongous's Pajama Sam franchise is still a childhood favorite, even from fans. But, this series ended in a dissapointing way, with this fourth installment; witch didn't felt like Pajama Sam at all.

This game is painfully long and boring for a variety of reasons: the long cutscenes, dizzy and shoddy animations, a time-killer and out-of-place music number, and out-of-sync lipsyncing witch makes this game atrocious and pandering.

THE GOOD
Two good things: The graphics are kinda good thanks to it's YAGA engine, and music is very good and fits very well.

THE BAD
This game has nothing to do with Pajama Sam. First off: the animation is shoddy, with too many errors and bugs with it. Especially at the beginning scene, witch has the most dizziest screen shake you'll ever see on a Humongous game. The animation is ALSO jumpy and laggy, witch maded it choppy and lumpy to look at. Second: the lip-synching is annoying and poor and never matched the dialouge. NEVER. Giving that, it resembles like a dubbed film or a poor anime dub. Third: The cutscenes are the most agrovating things this game could ever get: it's painfuly long, boring and you will actually sleep during the cutscene due to it being the most longest thing yet. Fourth: They've decided to botch up the great Pamela Adlon, y'hear me, PAMELA ADLON, into a new voice for Sam, witch is now Elisha Fuggerson. Sam now sounds like a bland teenage girl rather than a boy, witch NEVER fits his character at ALL. Fifth: Atari decided to botch up all character development, by adding NEW characters that didn't fit Pajama Sam at all! Sixth: The voices sounded WRONG. Remember the 'Sam sounds like a girl' part? Well here it is! But not just Sam...the sponge sounds weird and bizzare, the sock sounds like a 40-year-old man, and well, these voices sounded NOTHING like Pajama Sam! Seventh: There's a musical number that is so cringe-worthy and BORING. The singing voice for the sock is very bland and very garnish. And yes, it also kills AND tortures TIME. You've guessed it, TIME. How is that even impossible that such a good franchise get a song that kills time?! Also, just like the cutscenes, you'll be bored, tired and sleeping until it's over. Eight: Plot is EVERYWHERE. It's about Sam, wanted to meet Pajama Man in person after his show ended. He gets something for his favorite hero to sign: the rare version of the 1st Pajama Man comic. Then someone robs the comic, and turns into Pajama Sam to get it back. Very out of place and childish and not good for Sam. Ninth: It lacks path changes, gameplay variations and the only things changing is the positions of the cards and the jar. That's it. Tenth: Gameplay is a dissapointment, why? There's a very short mini-game were you jump Sam into drawers, and it's extremely easy. This is the dumbest thing ever.

OVERALL: This game had nothing to do with Sam. It's uber long, kills time, and makes you want to be tired and sleep. The animation and lip-sync didn't help, the song didn't help, the voices didn't help, everything in this game didn't help. They've botched up Humongous, Pajama Sam and his original voice actress, Pamela Adlon. Skip this title and put up the old, classic ones.

Rating: 0/100 (Lame)

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God bless the vegetables!

So, i'm reviewing one of my 'best-of' shows as a kid, VeggieTales, a children's CGI comedy series mixed with elements from our heart-warming bible, additionally mixed with educational values, songs and lessons that are done pretty well.

The series started off with the creation of Larry, formerly known 'Mr. Cuke' and it's very rare short film, 'Mr. Cuke's Screen Test' (1991). In this one, we go over to the kitchen countertop and see a fruit bowl. Then, a cucumber pops and turns his head, witch it revealed to be Larry. He bounces all over the countertop and smiles while he looks at us.

THE GOOD
The SoftImage animation from 1993 - 1999 is well done. It's clean, refreshing, and vibrant for it's time. When the show switched to Autodesk Maya in 2000, the animation became more impressive and it added fluidness. The voices are well-recorded. Phil and Mike did a partly good job at voicing the main characters, and Lisa is impressive at voicing Junior. The comedy in every episode is well-paced, and the lessons in every show are very true. The stories in each show sticks true to the original spirit of the Bible and other media's stories. The humor is wry and is for everyone, and the songs, oh my goodness those songs...it's kinda amazing! Fitting to every situation and it's lesson. But, since VeggieTales in the House came...

THE BAD
...things are starting to get REALLY out-of-hand. First, the redesigns from today are sucky, making everyone's favorite living vegetables look bizzare and weird. Second, the current intro is just slapping pictures (and currently, clips) from previous releases and giving the big middle finger to it's fans of the original veggie designs. Third, 'Silly Songs with Larry' is OMITTED from the aforementioned show (VeggieTales in the House) for no external reason why. I like the Silly Songs as a kid, but do we REALLY need to have this memorable segment removed from the Netflix series?! Fourth, it acts and looks like a 'Teen Titans Go!' clone, and possibly filled with memes. And fifth, why is Mr. Nezzer is now called 'Ichabanezzer'? It's a bland name from an already popular character!

Overall, the series of videos are entertaining, nostalgic and heartwarming from the original bible and media stories. Well-animated, well-voiced, good concept and design, but, I want y'all to STAY AWAY from the Netfilx series. The Netflix series is bad for you, it tastes like crud, and doesn't have stories from the bible! Skip VeggieTales in the House and put the original ones.

NOTE: I'm working on some attempts and ideas to bring back the original VeggieTales designs, voices, concepts, and it's charm.

RATING:
VeggieTales: 99% A+
VeggieTales in the House: 55% F-

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Hello! Welcome to my very first top 10 list! Here, I count down the cartoons that needed to be re-booted as a series of theatrical cartoon series. So yeah...here we go..

#10 - The Ren and Stimpy Show by John K.'s Spumtwo
Oh joy! Ren and Stimpy...
This cartoon is the one that needs to be revived. I will change their personalities: Ren will be in his same personality on the original series instead of his 'Adult Party Cartoon' personality, but his psycopathiness is toned down and he is even more friendly to Stimpy. Stimpy...well...feels the same. I wish the two will be voiced by Billy West. So yeah. The first 'Ren and Stimpy' cartoon will be screening on the upcoming 'The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie 3'.

#9 - LarryBoy Super Shorts! by Phil Vischer
He is that hero!
Fans of the 'VeggieTales' series and critics got mixed reactions over the original The Cartoon Adventures of LarryBoy! because it looks cheap and something kids see on Cartoon Network. So, as I mentioned, most of the characters have their original design due to too much hate over the 'VeggieTales in the House' designs. Here, it will act like the 'Looney Tunes' cartoons, mixed with a moral that relates to the short. So yeah...next!

#8 - Garfield and U.S. Acres by Jim Davis
I'm phet, i'm lazy, I hate Odie...
I liked Garfield and U.S. Acres. But, it is the time to bring them back on TV and bring them to movie theaters to replace 'The Garfield Show'. Garfield here remains the same laziness...while Odie still acts the same. Also, there will be 30-minute 'Garfield' and 'U.S. Acres' vignettes after every commercial they air on theaters. So, yeah...a hashtag for Jim Davis...
#BringGarfieldandOrsontoMovieTheaters !

#7 - Rugrats by Arlene Klasky and Gabor Csupo
Babies with big imaginations!
One of the best series of all time needs to get into the movie theaters since 'The Rugrats meets the Wild Thornberries'. The Rugrats will feel the same, but Angelica (known by Phantomstrider as 'Satanica'.) here is less bratty and more carable to the babies, but she still bullies the babies, eat cookies and says 'Dumb Babies!'.

#6 - Family Guy by Seth MacFarlane
An adultified series needs to be theatrical!
So I heard critics don't like today's Family Guy; it has too much gore, domestic violence, extremely long pause sequences, and all that hooey. Here, it will be for children AND adults, removing blood, gore, bad words and replacing it with bloodless and goreless violence (a.k.a. squash-and-stretch). Next!

#5 - Animaniacs
Yakko, Wakko and Dot, to the water tower please!
This has to be on the list. SERIOUSLY! This needs to be revived! Along with Tiny Toons, Pinky and the Brain, FREAKAZOID! The only change I could do is to remove the sexual innuedo; because, remember, this is for KIDS. Censors!

#4 - Rat-A-Tat by Toonz
Dog VS. Mouse!
Unlike the previous ones, it will be only shown on 8 countries: India, North America, South America, United Kingdom, France, Puerto Rico, Japan and Indonesia. The plot is almost the same. Chotoonz's hit show will be revived as theatrical shorts on the aforemtentioned 8 countries. Next!

#3 - Oggy and the Cockroaches, Space Goofs and Zig and Sharko by Xilam
Cat and cockroach and aliens and humans and shark and a dog being loved by a mermaid!
3 hit french shows needed a revival, with all of your favorite characters in bizzare and extremely light-hearted, comedic situations. This HAS to be on this list, and it will make the use of fluid animation on all 3 shows. So, if you like these 3 shows, check out their Instagram accounts:
www.instagram.com/oggy_officia…
www.instagram.com/space_goofs/
www.instagram.com/zigandsharko…
NEXT!!!

#2 - Camp Lazlo! by Joe Murray
A prototype Clarence, humors galore!
Unlike the previous ones, it will be the FIRST to be on VCD's after the cartoon's Southern Asia release, and the first to be distributed by Indonesia's current Indonesian home entertainment companies. It will follow the adventures of the happy-campers Lazlo, Raj and Clam continuing their crazy antics with Scoutmaster Lumpus, Slinkman, the Dung Beetles, and other characters you will know and love.

This needs to be on this list. This Joe Murray cartoon will be needed to keep the original personalities and humor from the original. So, let Rocko and Lazlo take over Vision's logo and invade the mountains. Next!

#1 - Rocko's Modern Life! by Joe Murray
What came before SpongeBob!
Well, Rocko Good, Ed Bad! And this show NEEDS to be on the LIST. Why? I like the show, and a special is coming up soon...so give Rocko and his friends a warm welcome back. The cartoons will be screened along with the Lazlo shorts before a G, PG or PG-13 film from a different movie company. So, give your shark takes, Murray! Bring Rocko and Lazlo to the Big Screen and enterain fans and the audience!

That was a hoot!

Also, just like with 'Camp Lazlo!', they will be released on VCD's on southern asia, distributed by a different Indonesian home entertainment distributor. I will imagine if people on Indonesia will get a VCD with a Rocko and Lazlo sticker with the distributor's logo on the center...then the people on Indonesia will watch it after the disc information! Crazy, huh?

Honorable Mentions:

1. Cat and Keet/Bunty aur Billy by Toonz
Honestly, this needs to be on the honorable mentions list. It's india's Tom and Jerry. So, let the cat chase the bird on the same 8 countries as 'Rat-A-Tat' does!

2. Stickin' Around
Originally, this is going to the list. This will be a series of 1:55 vignettes played after the 2nd commercial on movie theaters, for your big fat information!

3. Sam and Max: Freelance Police!!!!
Call Sam and Max, and tell them this was supposed to be on the list! (I'm joking, right?) Like 'Stickin' Around', it will be a series of 1:55 vignettes. So, get the Freelance Police into the silver screen, won't you, Mr. Purcell?


Anyway, that's my list. Witch classic and modern cartoon you want to see back on the SILVER screen? Give me your comments so I can tell the original creator! Goodbye!


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The goofy adventures of a house dog trying to chase a trio of mouse!

So, yes. Pakdam Pakdai...

This indian cartoon series was inspired by the most popular french cartoon 'Oggy and the Cockroaches'. The show is currently airing on Sonic Nickelodeon on India if you like to take a look.

THE GOOD
Well, the animation is okay to start with. The colors are very impressive, and the music and sounds fits very well to the actions. The slapstick is paced, very okay. The designs are, bearly good and fitting for it's time. The gags are very funny to watch and the chases and battles between Doggy Don and his three mouse trio, named Charly, Larry and Marley is very fun to watch. Stories a partly well-written, with Don's attempts to catch the mouse trio in very different locations, like his house. But...

THE BAD
...a few of the animations and camera movements needed work. And for few times, the animation will appear flat and unfinished, and also rushed, smitten with errors.So, yeah. It's okay. The sound FX in some occasions, could be annoying and obnoxious to people. There's nothing bad about the Sound FX, though. It still fits with the actions preety well.

Overall, an extremely okay, witty, crazy, goofy, silly and entertaining show, with lots of goofy pace, and well-written, funny and intelligent stories, but the animation and camera animations needed work. I recommend it to people who are addicted to silent chase cartoons. The show still exist on 'Chotoonz' in YouTube and you and your baby furs could check it out and have some laughs.

RATING:
75% C-

© Toonz Media.
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This is a sin! Really!

Garfield the cat is america's iconic cartoon character. He has spawned multiple TV specials, and yes, even his own series on cartoon shorts on TV. But, there was these CG DTV abominations starting with 'Garfield Gets Real'. And was later followed by the sequel, 'Garfield's Fun Fest', witch has even more ugly and DISCUSTING animation, the same horrifying character designs, and wonky (save for Frank Welker) voices.

THE GOOD
The PAWS Inc. logo in the end was absolutely funny. And Frank Welker voicing the title character is massive. So, yeah, that's the only good thing about the film...

THE BAD
Goodness gracious! And you've thought the computer generated animation from the previous Garfield CG movie was bad! This one is even MORE uglier than before! First, the characters and objects move stiffly, and a few times like robots, and sometimes discusting and sickening. Second, The designs are very grotesque-looking. Third, the flying-through-the-Fun-Fest sequence is the worst animation that could offer. The camera and characterS sometimes clip though the leaves and other foliauge, and yet, it's very dull. Fourth, it's theme is VERY out-of-place for the comic strip. Like, Garfield competing in the talent show, Ramon (the main antagonist) and Garfield thinking he's not funny and goes into a STUPID journey to find 'Funny Water'. Fifth, is very idiotic and cringeworthy and yet, the way the editors sped up the two scenes (the scene where the characters ram up to the stage, and the scene were the 'Fun Fest' decorates automatically) in the film is such an eye-sore, in fact, it's such an eyesore, that it looks like it was edited on Sony Vegas! And yet, you can see 'ghosts' of the previous frames! The voices are also preety wonky-sounding, with the exeption of Frank Welker.

In conclusion, this is very out-of-place for Garfield. Idiotic and cringeworthy. Skip it, and put the cartoons or read the comic strips. But, sorry, I don't like it anymore.

RATING:
45% F-

© Paws
© Asael Polanco

Warning: The following transcript contains strong language. The foul language that they're saying throughout are going to be on BOLD. Descression is advised.

(Originally transcribed by Alan Back)

(Opening shot: the city skyline during the day.)
Narrator: The city of Townsville! Where there’s always something cooking.
(Quick pan to the kitchen of the girls’ house. Dirty pots and pans are stacked everywhere, and we can hear other dishes being shuffled o.c. A small TV sits in the foreground, next to the sink with its screen turned away from the camera, and a female voice is heard—the host of a cooking show, sounding a bit like Julia Child.)
Host: All right, it’s almost time to put that turkey in the oven.
(The Professor hustles across the screen—he is the source of the clatter and mess, and he has put on an apron and rolled up his sleeves. A large turkey rests on a platter in his hands. The next several lines overlap.)
Professor: Turkey in the oven.
Host: Next we’ll tackle the vegetable stuffing. Now take your veggies and—
Professor: (hustling across) Right, veggies…Hold on! (More rattling of utensils.)
Host: —julienne them like so. Not very difficult. Now mix them in with the tomato coulis we prepared earlier.
(On the end of this, he crosses the kitchen again, this time with an armload of vegetables in tow. The distinct sound of creaking metal from the oven’s general direction combines with his next words to obscure the start of the host’s next sentence.)
Professor: (now o.c.) We prepared that earlier? (He backs into view.)
Host: —and stuff it into the turkey.
Professor: (puzzled) The turkey? But it’s in the oven already.
Host: See how easy it goes in? Everything should be running just smooth as silk.
(Of course, it is not. There is an o.c. explosion—the oven just gave up the ghost—that obscures her next few words.)
Professor: Oh, dear!
Host: Make sure you don’t set that temperature too high, or you’ll be putting out a three-alarm fire. All right, now sit yourself down and enjoy a nice cold beverage—
(During the previous line, the Professor runs o.c. away from the oven, then back toward it with a fire extinguisher. White clouds of carbon dioxide vapor drift back into view as he uses the thing. Cut to outside the kitchen door; smoke billows into the hallway as his panicked shriek rings out. Pan/tilt up to the door of the girls’ bedroom, then cut to inside. Buttercup floats up into view, with a building block in hand aimed for the top of a tower.)
Buttercup: Hey, somebody go down and see if dinner’s ready. I’m hungry. (She places the block; cut to Blossom, on the bed reading.)
Blossom: I’m busy. You go.
Buttercup: No, you go!
Blossom: No, you!
Buttercup: You!
Blossom: You!
Buttercup: You!
Blossom: You!
Buttercup: Fine. (adding another block) Bubbles, you go.
(The third sister is lying on the floor and working intently on a coloring book.)
Bubbles: I can’t. I’m in the zone!
Buttercup: Okay, then. (tossing another block away) Let’s rock-scissor-paper for it.
(Close-up of a point between the girls. Each reaches one hand into view and shakes it during the count of the next line, as you might do when playing this game.)
Girls: (from o.c.) Ready? One, two, three!
Blossom: (from o.c.) Scissors beats paper!
Buttercup: (from o.c.) Ha-ha. You lose, Bubbles. (Shift to frame all three.) Now go see what’s for dinner.
Bubbles: I always lose at this game!
(Back to the kitchen. A pot of something is boiling on the stove. During the next line, the Professor runs across with another armload of vegetables.)
Host: All right, let’s turn up the heat, shall we?
Professor: (from o.c.) No, please! (A great commotion; the veggies fly back into view, and he returns to the stove.)
Host: It’s time to check that sauce.
Professor: Sauce. Right.
(He shoots out one hand and grabs the pot’s handle. The sizzle of flesh on metal does not immediately register in his brain—but after a second his eyes bug out and he sinks his teeth into his lower lip to stifle a scream. Everything he ever learned about heat transfer has just come back to him in one agonizing instant. Finally he pulls free and regards his steaming appendage.)
Professor: Mother of all asses !
(Cut to the boiling kettle on the stove. Pull back to frame the unfortunate man, sucking frantically at his scalded fingers—and Bubbles, floating unnoticed behind him with Octi in her grasp. Her face betrays her complete shock at what she has just overheard.)
(Back to the bedroom. As Blossom continues reading and Buttercup waits impatiently with another block in hand, Bubbles floats along the balcony to the doorway. Her expression has not changed.)
Buttercup: Hey, Bubbles. What’s for dinner?
Blossom: Hey, Bubbles…Bubbles?
(She floats across the room, paying no heed, and stops near Buttercup and the tower of blocks.)
Buttercup: Hel-lo? Earth to Bubbles! Dinner?
(Cut to the coloring book on the floor. Octi hangs into view from above, still held by Bubbles.)
Buttercup: (from o.c.) Bubbles? Bubbles! (Octi is dropped.) Oh, I give up.
(The owner of said octopus descends into view and picks up a crayon to start in on her coloring again. She seems rather distracted, however, and the crayon breaks in her hand. Cut to her sisters; she rises from the ground.)
Bubbles: (suddenly angry) Stupid fucking crayon!
(This outburst has drawn the attention of the other two in a hurry.)
Bubbles: That was my favorite color!
(Buttercup lets a block slip from her grasp, while Blossom forgets about her book altogether. Now Bubbles settles happily down to her work as her sisters approach during the next line.)
Bubbles: Well, I guess my unicorn will have to be pink.
Buttercup: What was that you said?
Blossom: Where did you learn that word?
Bubbles: The Professor. I think it’s pretty.
Buttercup: Yeah. I don’t know what it means, but it sounds cool.
Blossom: It’s pretty obvious, isn’t it? It’s gotta be an adjective. That’s used to lend emphasis to words. Like “great” or “fantastic.” (Cut to her sisters; she continues o.c.) I’m guessing it can be used for good and bad things.
(Bubbles and Buttercup smile at each other; back to Blossom.)
Blossom: Like, you can say “great,” “super-great,” or fucking ”great.” (More yowling from outside, mixed with a dog barking.)
Bubbles: Kitty?
Buttercup: Fuckin' Cool!
Bubbles, Buttercup: Hell, That makes sense.
Blossom: Hell, Trust me. I know what I’m fuckin' talking about.
Bubbles: I fucking love it!
Buttercup: I wanna fucking try it! Hey, I fucking did it!
(In an instant, they are circling the ceiling light fixture.)
Girls: We love fuck ! It’s such a great word! We love shit ! It’s such a great word! (jumping on bed) We love ass ! We love bitch !
(They collapse on the mattress in a giggling heap. Fade to black.)
(Fade in to the exterior of Pokey Oaks Kindergarten during the day.)
Ms. Keane: (from inside) Okay, children. Before you go to recess, I want to hand back those quizzes you took yesterday.
(Inside, she passes the girls’ desk and lays a paper in front of each as she goes. L to R: Blossom, Bubbles, Buttercup. Cut to just behind Blossom’s head and pan left to show all three papers. She has an A+, Bubbles a B, Buttercup an F.)
Ms. Keane: (from o.c.) I was pleased with the results—for the most part. (Close-up of each in turn.)
Blossom: (happily) Oh—
Bubbles: (ditto) Oh—
Buttercup: (disgustedly) Aw—
Girls: —SHIT !
(Everyone else is caught flat-footed by these words; Mitch Mitchellson is first to speak up.)
Mitch: (laughing) They said shit !
(Ms. Keane gasps and faints. Snap to black.)
Blossom: (voice over) Ms. Keane?
(A horizontal crack splits the blank field and widens as if an eye were being opened—this is the teacher’s perspective as she regains consciousness. The view, of the worried girls, starts out a bit fuzzy but soon comes into focus.)
Blossom: Ms. Keane, are you okay?
(Cut to just behind them, the camera pointing straight at Ms. Keane’s face. It takes her a moment to get herself entirely composed, and her first action is to point angrily o.c.)
Ms. Keane: Corner! (Pull back; she sits up, and the girls float slowly that way.)
Blossom: What did we do?
Ms. Keane: You know very well what you did. (smiling) The rest of you can go to recess.
(Cheering kids rush past her. The girls, meanwhile, are in the aforementioned corner.)
Bubbles: But, Ms. Keane, what did we do?
Ms. Keane: Zip it! (They do so and turn their faces to the wall. Pause.)
Bubbles: (to her sisters) So this is what a time-out is like.
Buttercup: Ah, you get used to it.
Blossom: (suddenly worried) I wonder if this will go on my permanent record! (The hotline starts to buzz.) It’s the hotline!
Bubbles: But we’re in time-out, and Ms. Keane says we have to stay here and think about what we’ve done. I don’t know what that is, but—
Buttercup: (flying o.c.) Oh, I’ll get it. (Cut to her at the phone; she answers.) Hello, Mayor?…An emergency?…We’ll be right there. (hanging up) It’s go time, girls!
(The exterior of the building; they take off through the roof.)
Bubbles: What about time-out? (Just inside the closed door of the Mayor’s office; they open it.)
Blossom: What’s up, Mayor? (They approach him at his desk.) What’s the crisis? Another monster on the loose? Mojo Jojo? Fuzzy Lumkins?
Mayor: Girls, it’s a crisis of epic proportions. (Cut to them; he continues o.c.) It’s lunchtime and I can’t open my pickle jar!
(He holds it up on the end of this line, then starts to shake it back and forth. The girls are irked.)
Mayor: (from o.c.) Can you open it for me, please? (Cut to him; a sandwich on a plate and a glass of milk are set before him.) I mean, what’s a PB-and-J without a pickle, I tell you?
Buttercup: (grabbing jar) The pickle jar, Mayor? The pickle jar? I can’t believe you called us here for this! I can’t fuckin' believe this!
Blossom: (grabbing milk) You’re such a fucking baby!
Bubbles: (grabbing sandwich, plate) You’re not fucking nice!
(Cut to behind the girls. The remains of the Mayor’s lunch are splattered across his desk.)
Buttercup: What do you have to fuckin' say for yourself?
Mayor: (from under desk) Oh, my. (He reaches up and turns on the intercom.) Ms. Bellum, could you, uh, step in here a moment, please?
(Wipe to the girls in flight, with healthy dollops of foam around their mouths—the trusty assistant washed them out with soap. After a moment, they wipe the residue away.)
Blossom: Blech!
Bubbles: That was yucky!
Buttercup: Yeah, what’s with all the shitty soap in the mouth?
(An alarm brings them up short, and they zip down toward it. Cut to the source of the clangor: a bank that is being robbed by two men. One is fat, the other thin, and both are masked and armed. The thin one has his gun on a teller and is holding a sack. A customer stands behind him.)
Thin robber: Fork it over, cupcake—or else! (A crash marks the girls’ arrival; the teller and customer smile.)
Blossom: (from o.c.) Or else what?
(Cut to them, near the front entrance. A security guard sleeps in a nearby chair.)
Blossom: It’s not fucking nice to pick on the fucking citizens of Townsville!
Fat robber: (stunned, to thin one) Dude! Did she say what I think she said?
Blossom: (to thin one) You’re a fucking man!
(Cut to a group of three other customers, man, woman, and boy, who are looking on. The two adults are flabbergasted, but the boy is smiling at the proceedings; however, the man promptly leans over and sticks his fingers in the youth’s ears. The latter is not happy about this. Bubbles and Buttercup start belting the fat robber back and forth.)
Buttercup: That’ll teach you, fucking meanie! Eat my ass !
Bubbles: Yeah, you bitch !
(Close-up of the teller, who now looks as if she wants to remove her ears and soak them in straight Lysol overnight.)
Blossom: (from o.c.) Leave these fucking nice people alone!
(A small sign marked OPEN sits in front of her window, but she turns it around to say CLOSED and ducks out of sight. She has just gone off duty. Cut to another group, all horrified: a woman with her hands over her baby’s ears, and an elderly man.)
Buttercup: (from o.c.) You want another one?
(Cut to the girls, who are looking up at the source of a growing shadow on the floor. The robbers drop into view and crash senseless to the floor.)
Blossom: That’ll teach you!
(Cut to outside the bank entrance. Two cops stand by their cruiser, with cups of coffee in hand, and the girls address them. One is thin, the other fat. A construction worker is poised over his jackhammer in the fore.)
Blossom: Hello, fuckin' officers. The fucking crooks are inside. (as the girls take off) Have a fucking nice day.
Thin cop: (tipping his hat) You have a fucking nice day too.
(Cut to an old woman at a busy intersection. She begins to cross the street against a “don’t walk” signal and steps into the path of an oncoming truck. As the driver leans on his horn, the girls whisk her away and set her down safely on the sidewalk.)
Blossom: There you go, ma’am.
Buttercup: Boy, you need to look out. That shitty truck almost ran you over.
(The old woman shudders at what she has just heard and swings her purse into Buttercup’s face.)
Buttercup: Hey! (The woman chases the girls, waving her cane.)
Old woman: Why, you fresh little whippersnappers!
(Cut to Bubbles, up near a tree’s topmost branches. She has rescued a cat from its acrophobic perch and is carrying it down to ground level. Tilt down to follow her; we are in a girl’s backyard, and she is waiting eagerly for her pet Bubbles hands the animal over.)
Bubbles: Now remember, when you take your kitty outside, be sure to keep him on a fucking leash.
(The girl starts wailing at the end of this bit of advice; Bubbles joins her sisters in midair.)
Buttercup: What was everybody so mad about?
Blossom: I don’t know. Everybody is acting so weird. (Loud, incoherent cursing from o.c.)
Bubbles: Do you hear that?
(Building level. Extreme close-up of the source of this yelling as it stalks across the screen and panicked screams rise from below. It is a gigantic toilet, with eyes near the flush handle and its seat cover partially open for a mouth. Sharp teeth ring the seat and cover. Back to the girls.)
Bubbles: Holy shit ! Somebody’s using our new word!
(Back to the rampaging monster, the camera pulled back a distance. Now we see that the toilet is only its head; the body is reptilian and colored in light shades of blue.)
Narrator: Looks like the girls aren’t the only ones in town using colorful language. (On the end of this, pull back to frame them.)
Blossom: Let’s go, girls! (They charge.)
Monster: (stopping) Huh?
Blossom: Hey, you! Mr. Monster! (Grumbling response.) Where did you learn that word?
(The creature goes into an extended explanation, in like manner to its previous profanities. It seems to make sense to the girls, though.)
Blossom: Interesting. I, uh, don’t know what some of those other words mean.
Buttercup: But they make you sound fucking tough!
(Cut to a street corner. As the monster curses a blue streak in the background and people run everywhere, a nun stands in the foreground and prays. From this vantage point, the monster’s tail is visible—a roll of toilet paper attached to the hindquarters, with a long streamer of the stuff dangling free. Pan from the nun to two hoodlums; one is big and muscular, while the other is undersized and has his hands over his ears.)
Big hoodlum: Man! That’s some rough language! (Back to the girls.)
Bubbles: Connect fuck to king word and it becomes fucking .
(A tattoo parlor, where a fellow is having some ink done. The unintelligible swearing is clearly audible even from in here, so much so that the artist stops his work and both men take notice.)
Customer: That sure is naughty. (The girls again.)
Blossom: It can also be used as a verb.
Buttercup: Yeah, like fucko .
(Down in the street, two bikers are ready to put it in gear. One is a good bit older, judging from his white mustache.)
Older biker: Let’s roll. I can’t take it no more. (They peel out. Back to the girls.)
Blossom: (addressing herself o.c.) No. She wasn’t telling you to fuck !
(The monster disagrees vociferously—this is an argument with him. In a prison cell, an inmate clutches the bars.)
Inmate: Make it stop! My delicate ears can’t take it no more! (The girls.)
Buttercup: And what if I did fucking mean it?
Bubbles: Now you’re just being fucking rude! (The monster shouts at them, shaking a fist.)
Buttercup: Well, we’re gonna bitch !
Blossom: Fuck !
Bubbles: Shit !
(Cut to a slow pan across a group of totally speechless observers—all they can do is gasp in horror as the inaudible cursing continues—then to the girls and the monster. Pull back on this shot to frame more of the street, which is clogged with cars that are the source of the honking. The Professor is stuck in the traffic jam.)
Professor: Oh, what the heck is the holdup? I’m never gonna make my three o’clock manicure. (sighing, leaning forward) What’s going on?
(He smiles at the sight of the girls confronting the monster.)
Professor: Oh! It’s the girls! (getting out) Always doing good deeds and being model citizens. Oh, I’m so proud. I am so proud! (Punches start to land o.c.)
Blossom: (from o.c.) Take that, you fucking monster!
Buttercup: (from o.c.) Eat my fucking fist!
Bubbles: (from o.c.) I’m gonna teach you a shitty lesson!
Blossom: (from o.c.) You fucko want another fucking taste of me, bitch ?
(Throughout the previous four lines, the Professor’s quiet pride in his girls gives way to shock and utter mortification. Cut to the girls and the monster; it shouts a few more unprintable things at them. The Professor, meanwhile, has got himself back under control, and he is not happy.)
Professor: BLOSSOM!! BUTTERCUP!! BUBBLES!! GET DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!!
(Back to the girls on the end of this line. They are spoiling for more action, but this summons snaps them out of it.)
Girls: Professor?
Blossom: Could you excuse us for just a second, Mr. Monster, sir?
(A grumbled reply, and they zip down. The creature stomps off to raise more of a ruckus.)
Blossom: What’s going on, Professor?
Buttercup: We’re a little busy.
Professor: I am very angry with all three of you. (A crowd starts to gather behind him.)
Girls: What for?
Professor: That word you’re using is not a good word. It’s naughty. (The girls start to play dumb.)
Blossom: What word?
Bubbles: We used a lot of words today.
Professor: You know—that one you keep using over and over. (tapping his head) Think real hard.
Buttercup: “The”?
Bubbles: “You”?
Blossom: We used both of those a lot.
Professor: No, not those. Those are great. It’s that other one.
Blossom: “Bad”? That’s not good. Is that it?
Professor: (clapping hands to head) No, that new one.
Bubbles: Ohhh! You mean asses ! I learned that from you, Professor. (Cut to the now-angry crowd; she continues o.c.) You’re always teaching us new stuff. (Back to the family.)
Professor: (chuckling nervously, glancing toward crowd) Oh, well, that can’t be right. (hustling girls o.c.) Uh, let’s go over here and figure out where you really learned that word. Must be cable. (poking head into view) We just got cable.
(He approaches the girls, who are now gathered by a stopped car, and forces a cheery tone into his voice—even though he knows exactly what started all the sailor talk.)
Professor: (over shoulder) We’ll get to the bottom of this. (kneeling, sotto voce) Now, girls, I need to explain something to you. I should never have used that word. It’s very bad, and I’m very sorry. It’s not the kind of language you girls should ever use. (loudly, over shoulder) Uh, I don’t know where you heard it, but it’s a naughty, naughty word!
(The crowd is nonplussed; he lowers his voice and turns back to the girls.)
Professor: What that word really means is…
(As he starts to whisper, cupping a hand to his mouth, they float in closer to hear more clearly. After a moment, their eyes go so wide that they look as if they might pop from the sockets.)
Girls: (totally horrified) No! (The Professor stands.)
Bubbles: Oh, no! I’m a potty-mouth! (The monster starts to curse and rampage o.c. again.)
Buttercup: We have some unfinished business, girls! (It is sitting on a building, grumbling and holding out one hand as if to say, “Bring it on, jerks.”)
Blossom: We need to teach that potty-mouth a lesson!
(The girls charge. Parked on the street is a big rig bearing the logo of the Super Sudsy Soap Co. This is hoisted away by Bubbles and Buttercup. Blossom rushes in and lands a blow to the monster’s midsection, causing it to let off a fresh string of foul language. Her sisters stuff the truck into the open mouth, after which it swirls down the spout as the toilet is flushed. Pink suds start to bubble over the sides of the bowl, and the creature—now looking rather ill—lets off a belch.)
Blossom: That should be a lesson to you, Mr. Monster, that certain words are inappropriate.
Bubbles: Especially for nice girls like us.
Blossom: (pointing o.c.) Now, you get a time-out to think about what you’ve done.
(Cut to an unoccupied patch of land at an intersection. Two of its edges face the sidewalks, while the other two are formed by very tall buildings that stand nearby. The monster clumps into view, its back partially turned to the camera, and stands facing this “corner.”)
Blossom: (from o.c.) When you realize your mistake, you can come back and we’ll discuss a proper punishment. (It grumbles halfheartedly over its shoulder. Back to the girls.)
Buttercup: Less talking, more fucking thinking!
(The background for the end shot comes up.)
Narrator: And soap once again the day is saved—
(The girls appear: Blossom and Bubbles in their usual poses, Buttercup sulking with a fresh mouthful of soap spilling down her chin.)
Narrator: —thanks to the Potty-Mou—er, I mean the Powerpuff Girls!
(THE END)

Cartoon Network © 2004
© Asael Polanco