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He has been given some bad news, and he's stressing out.

I can't help him. I don't know what to do...

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Since tomorrow's Friday, I'll answer any questions you have, either about me, or about my badger alter-ego...

I'll be spending all week at Disneyland!

I'm gonna ride all the rides.

I'm doing a TMI Tuesday thingy...

Ask Fred the Badger anything you want!

Some of you may be surprised to know that I'm a Catholic. I'm not the best one in the world: I'm pretty much an atheist; I disagree with a lot of the Church's dogma; I miss Mass on Sundays, and Days of Obligation; I'm an active homosexual; etc. etc. etc. I still love the Church and (for the most part) what She stands for and represents.

I missed doing a Lenten fast for the last two years. This year, I'm doing it. Something in my heart/soul/whatever you want to call it has a longing for this. So, this Lent, I'm abstaining from meat on Wednesdays and Fridays, and giving up all forms of alcohol. By writing this down, I'm now committed to doing it. Starting next Wednesday, I'll be a new badger, at least for 46 days.

I was dicking around, and managed to break off one of my handrims. I'm using a stupid loaner wheelchair from the student health center until the FedEx truck comes sometime on Wednesday.

Bake it, flake it, put it in a pie.
Slice it, dice it, I'll eat it 'till I die!

And then ate them!

#FatBadger

I've been super busy with school and stuff.

But as the song goes: Doing alright, and getting good grades. My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

Seriously, I'm doing fine, just ultra busy, and missing my furry peeps.

I've been super busy with school and stuff.

But as the song goes: Doing alright, and getting good grades. My future's so bright, I gotta wear shades.

No, not me, fortunately. Although I was pulled over and accused of a DUII. The cop was a bit irked when I couldn't just step out of the car for a sobriety test.

I was like, "Give me a minute while I unload my wheelchair..."

And he was like "Sigh... Nevermind..."


(Note that I was 100% sober at the time.)

He seems to be taking this whole losing his job thing hard.

Send him some love, will ya?

This looks fun....


Ask away!

I've never been falling down drunk.

Alas, a poor badger has lost his head,
What a fate, to have and dread.
If you go to the patreon site,
this headless badger will take some flight.

Return the head to the badger-it's the right thing to do:

https://www.patreon.com/creation?hid=2398854
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16461093/

Click the above links for information on entering a raffle for an awesome badger suit headdress...

I'm taking the rest of the day off, and getting an early start for the weekend.

Anyway...

There's this cute guy I know, and he's expressed interest in dating me. He's nice, and sweet (and very cute). I'm recently single--no big blow-up or anything, we just drifted apart. (So I doubt that I'm on the rebound, or anything like that. I think that we could have a lot of fun together.

I've already asked my roommates and friends about this, and they're split. This guy, who is completely awesome and stuff, has indicated that one of the things he finds attractive about me is that I'm a paraplegic. This is kind of odd, I think. This isn't the only thing he likes about me, we share a lot of common interests. He's only one year older than me, but we're both freshmen. Like I said, we have a lot in common.

I'm not sure if I want to be with someone who wants to be with me because of my handicap, not despite it. My floppy legs may not be the only reason he's into me, but paraplegia is probably a large part of it. But he was honest about it. Is my wheelchair any different than having curly hair in this case? I mean, I find his curly hair sexy, and it makes him more attractive. Should I fault him for finding my wheelchair being more attractive? Is it on the same level? Fuck... I need someone sane to tell me what to do.

So...

Opinions, please?

Let's just say that long distance relationships don't work.

I feel like I'm neglecting my furry friends.

I've been busy lately.

But Happy New Year to all my fuzzy friends!

Well...

I broke my leg last night. At least I don't have to use crutches.

#UpsideToEverything

Seriously, though--that was one of the more painful things I've experienced.

Just because you hear a person's friends refer to them using derogatory terms does not mean you can use those terms yourself. And don't act all offended when I call you an "asshole".

I don't know you. Don't walk up to me and say, "Hey gimp!" You sit behind me in Calculus that's all. I'm not your friend, cohort, chum, or anything of the sort. I may be a well-wisher (in that I don't wish you any specific harm), but it ends at that.

You may overheard one of my roommates call me a gimp--so what? You may have noticed that I called him "legs" first. It's a thing we have. It's something special. You're not part of it.

Maybe you should go back to kindergarten and learn a thing about calling people names.

My second week is a lot less intense than my first. I'll have a few spare moments during the weekend.