I GUESS I HAVE 300 WATCHERS NOW WHICH IS COOL OR SOMETHING

OR AS CYNICAL OTTER PUT IT WAY BETTER, "300 sheep bravely follow their leader leonidas the Juggernaut.
THIS IS MUTANT TOWN!"

TOO BAD CAIN ISN'T A MUTANT, HE ACTUALLY HATES MUTANTS AND DRAWS HIS POWER FROM A JEWEL OF... OKAY YEAH NOBODY CARES.

TONIGHT WE DINE ON FURFAGS.



OH HEY DON'T WORRY, JAKER, I'M TOTALLY STILL AWARE OF YOUR FREE KIRIBAN THING.

I'M JUST WAITING FOR THIS ARTIST I'M LOOKING AT TO OPEN UP SO I CAN COMMISSION IT FROM THEM.

Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

1. THE JUGGERNAUT
2. THAT ANGRY DUDE IN THE RED ARMOR
3. THAT IRATE FELLOW IN THE BLOODY CUIRASS
4. THAT EMOTIONAL CHAP DRESSED IN CRIMSON BODY SHIELDS
5. BARACK OBAMA

EDIT: "FOUR JUGGERNAUTS AND A PRESIDENT" SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST CHILDREN'S BOOK EVER

Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.

1. THE JUGGERNAUT REGRETS NOTHING
2. THE JUGGERNAUT REGRETS NOTHING
3. THE JUGGERNAUT REGRETS NOTHING
4. THE JUGGERNAUT REGRETS NOTHING
5. THE JUGGERNAUT REGRETS NOTHING
6. OH MY GOD DID I MENTION

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/lugnut64/

HE IS CLEARLY FOLLOWING IN MY FOOTSTEPS

LUGNUT AND I RECENTLY RECEIVED DEATH-THREATS FROM SEVERAL FURRIES

WE ARE CLEARLY DOING SOMETHING RIGHT

GO GIVE HIM LOVE YOU FUCKING SHEEP


EDIT: ACTUALLY I PROBABLY SHOULDN'T LINK TO THE PICTURE

YOU KNOW

TO AVOID HARASSING THE POOR FURSUITER (WHO THREATENED TO KILL US)

Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.


1. WHY THE FUCK DO PEOPLE LIKE THE JUGGERNAUT THING
2. MAN I WISH BETHESDA WOULDN'T SUCK AT CODING
3. NIPPON ICHI NEEDS TO MAKE MORE CHARACTER CREATION GAMES
4. I REALLY WANT TO TRY OUT THE TAR-21 FOR REAL
5. THAT PI SONG REALLY FUCKING SUCKS AND IS WAY TOO CATCHY
6. SAILOR MOON WOULD BE A GOOD SHOW IF THEY JUST SHOWED THE TRANSFORMATIONS ON LOOP
7. I WANNA BEEEEE THE VEEEEERY BEST
LIKE NO-ONE EVER WAAAAAAS *DUN DUN DUNNN*
TO CATCH THEEEEM IS MY REAL TEST
TO TRAAAIN THEM IIIS MY CAAAAAUSE *DU-NU-NUNNN*
I WILL TRAVELLL ACROSS THE LAND
SEARCHIIING FAAAR AND WIIIIIDE *DUN DUN DUNNN*
EACH POKEMOOOON TO UNDERSTAND
THE POOOOWER THAT'S INSIIIIIIDE *DU-NU-NUNNNN*


I REALIZED I COULD'VE JUST COPIED FROM THE TURN-ONS

BUT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN LAZY

THIS IS ALREADY GETTING BORING I SHOULD STOP WHILE I'M AHEAD

Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart

1. VAGINA
2. TITS
3. PENIS
4. BALLS
5. ASS
6. BENDING OVER
7. COOKING ME FOOD
8. PROSTRATING YOURSELF BEFORE ME IN WORSHIP OF MY HUGE FISTS AND THE FACT THAT I AM A GOLDEN ADONIS AMONG MEN

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
AHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4809942/





AHAHAHAHAHA I WILL NEVER FAVORITE THAT

ON THE SECOND DAY OF CHRISTMAS MY FURFAG GAVE TO MEEEE

Day Two: Nine things about yourself.

1. I AM THE JUGGERNAUT
2. I LIKE CRUSHING TINY FURRIES
3. I LIKE CRUSHING LARGE FURRIES
4. I DO NOT LIKE CRUSH ART
5. I AM STILL THE JUGGERNAUT
6. YES I AM ALWAYS ANGRY WHY DO YOU ASK
7. I WOULD NEVER COSPLAY BUT I LOVE SEXY ASIAN CHICKS THAT DO
8. i fight for my friends~
9. I JUST CHECKED TO MAKE SURE AND YES I AM STILL THE JUGGERNAUT

THIS MEME HAS NOTHING TO FUCKING DO ABOUT CHRISTMAS OR THAT GAY-ASS SONG GET OUT

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1867950/

PRETTY ANIMU FURRY ARTIST DOING A CHRISTMAS RAFFLE THING

I FIGURE I'D ENTER TOO IF A FEW OF YOU DECIDED TO

LEAVE A COMMENT IF YOU ENTER BECAUSE I WANNA KNOW

OKAY SO I GUESS I HAD ENOUGH PEOPLE ASK ME TO DO THIS (WHETHER ON FA OR WHATEVER) THAT I MIGHT AS WELL.

IF ANYBODY KNOWS ANY GOOD (AHAHAHAH) JOURNAL MEMES THEN FEEL FREE TO SHOW ME SO I CAN INDULGE ALL YOU LITTLE LOVABLE FAGGOTS IN FINDING OUT MORE ABOUT ME WANTING TO CRUSH EVERYTHING

ALSO FEEL FREE TO DO THIS ALONGSIDE ME IN THE COMMENTS

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now

1. FUCK YOU I AM THE JUGGERNAUT

2. FUCK YOU I AM THE JUGGERNAUT

3. FUCK YOU TOO, I AM THE JUGGERNAUT.

4. SHUT UP WOMAN GET ON MY HORSE, I AM THE JUGGERNAUT.

5. I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOU DON'T STOP THINKING YOUR CHARACTER IS ORIGINAL I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOUR FACE OFF WITH MY HUGE FISTS. I AM THE JUGGERNAUT.

6. CALM DOWN DUDE SERIOUSLY. PAYPAL IS LIKE THE BEST MONEY-BASED THING ON THE INTERNET IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERNET. NOBODY IS GOING TO STEAL MONEY FROM YOU.

7. GET THOSE TITS OUT, FOR I AM THE JUGGERNAUT.

8. STOP BEING SUCH A FUCKING FAGGOT DUDE SERIOUSLY I AM THE JUGGERNAUT (OH MY GOD DID I MENTION?)

9. WOULD YOU STOP PRETENDING NOBODY LIKES YOU AND ONLY SUICIDAL GIRLS WANT YOU? YOU'RE LIKE MY BEST FRIEND, SERIOUSLY.

10.FIX YOUR HAIR I AM THE JUGGERNAUT.

HAHAHA FUCK NO IT ISN'T

Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now
Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
Day Six: Five people who mean a lot (in no order whatsoever)
Day Seven: Four turn offs.
Day Eight: Three turn ons.
Day Nine: Two smileys that describe your life right now.
Day Ten: One confession

LOOK AT THAT FUCKING MEME WHO WOULD EVEN READ THAT

OH MAN IT'S SO FUCKING ANIME I DON'T EVEN

http://www.furaffinity.net/user/hnasyel

WHY WOULD YOU SHOW ME THIS

http://twitpic.com/22wmsx/full

I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES FUCK



SOME FUCKING DUDE NOTED ME WITH THIS LINK
APPARENTLY IT'S HIS FURSUIT, INFLATED. WHAT.
WHY WOULD YOU THINK I WOULD LIKE THIS I DON'T UNDERSTAND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST AUGH GET OUT OF MY HEAD MARFLES

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THAT'S CRAZY NO WAY

POST THAT 8000 PAGEVIEW IF YOU GET IT AND I'LL DO SOMETHING COOL WHO KNOWS

HEY LOOK I MADE A THING.

EVER HEAR A THING CALLED PIPES' LAMENT?
http://tindeck.com/listen/fjrq

IT'S HILARIOUS AND I PLAYED IT BACKWARDS

GO LOOK AT IT

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZ26WYlpLI4

GUESS WHO'S BACK

BECAUSE I HAVE SUDDENLY RECEIVED LIKE FIVE THIS MORNING AND SIX LAST NIGHT, I'M SAYING "FUCK THAT" AND JUST TELLING ALL MY NEW WATCHERS THAT I, THE JUGGERNAUT, AM VERY PLEASED WITH THEM.

GOOD JOB, FURBALLS.


THAT HAVING BEEN SAID, I GUESS I'M SUDDENLY BEING FORCED TO ENTER SOME BLOWJOB CONTEST THING LOCATED HERE
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/1768226
GO THERE AND REGISTER OR SOMETHING FOR A CHANCE TO DO WHATEVER

PROBABLY SUCK A DICK/HAVE YOUR DICK SUCKED

REFERENCE? FUCK YOU, THAT'S MY REFERENCE. I'M THE FUCKING JUGGERNAUT, AND MY PENIS IS SIMPLY TOO LARGE FOR YOUR TINY ELONGATED MUZZLE TO HANDLE.

KRYSTAL IS STILL RECOVERING.

ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

I JUST WANT TO KNOW
THANKS KONG, YOU'RE THE BEST.



xKNUCKLESx: JOO GOT MAH EMEROWDS?

xKNUCKLESx: HERE I COME, ROUGHER DAN DA REST OF DEM.

xKNUCKLESx: DA BEST OF DEM

xKNUCKLESx: TOUGHER DAN LEATHER

xKNUCKLESx: MY NAME IS KNUCKLES, UNLIKE SONIC I DON'T CHUCKLE

xKNUCKLESx: I'D RATHER FLEX MY MUSCLES

Veridas: And that ladies and gentlemen is why humanity is doomed.

xKNUCKLESx: WHAT JOO SAY BOUT ME?

xKNUCKLESx: JOO TALKIN' BOUT MAH EMEROWDS?

xKNUCKLESx: I'M KNUCKLES, THE RAPPIN' ECHIDNA WITH AN ATTITUDE

xKNUCKLESx: JOO GOTTA PROBLEM WITH DAT?

PixelHead777: Sonic doesn't chuckle, he laughs in just the right frequency to grind on every nerve at once.

xKNUCKLESx: JOO TALKIN' TA ME?

xKNUCKLESx: JOO SAY SUMTIN BOUT MAH EMEROWDS?

Veridas: What you are is a person trying to steal jokes from a comic, and doing so in a chat room of all things.

xKNUCKLESx: JOO TALKIN' TA ME?

xKNUCKLESx: JOO GOT SUMFIN TA SAY?

Veridas: No I'm talking to the ceiling, it's better at listening.

xKNUCKLESx: LITTLE NIGGA MUST NOT KNOW WHO I AM

xKNUCKLESx: I'M KNUCKLES THE RAPPIN' ECHIDNA

xKNUCKLESx: WITH AN ATTITUDE

Veridas: and anonymity

Veridas: how convenient

xKNUCKLESx: MORE LIKE

xKNUCKLESx: ROUGE, SO SEXY AND SMOOTH

Veridas: and you're a furry too it seems, I can almost hear 4chan screaming in rage as we speak.

xKNUCKLESx: JOO TALKIN' SHIT, LITTLE NIGGA?

xKNUCKLESx: KNUCKLES DON'T PLAY DAT

Veridas: Apparantely you do.

xKNUCKLESx: Y'ALL LITTLE NIGGAS AIN'T GOT NO EMEROWDS

xKNUCKLESx: JOO AIN'T GOT SHIT TO TALK

xKNUCKLESx: JOO MUST NOT KNOW WHO I IZ.

Veridas: I know who you think you can impersonate, that's close enough.

xKNUCKLESx: HEY

xKNUCKLESx: HEY

xKNUCKLESx: DID I SAY JOO COULD TALK?

xKNUCKLESx: LITTLE NIGGA?

xKNUCKLESx: NO

xKNUCKLESx: I DIDN'T

xKNUCKLESx: I'M KNUCKLES, THE RAPPIN' ECHIDNA WITH AN ATTITUDE.

xKNUCKLESx: JOO AIN'T GOT SHIT ON ME LITTLE NIGGA.

Veridas: Lets recap children, if you're going to try and make some kind of statement, don't try the touch guy approach because it never works.

xKNUCKLESx: WHAT YA GONNA DO?

xKNUCKLESx: WHAT DA FUK IZ A TOUCH GUY?

xKNUCKLESx: YOU TOUCH GUYS?

Veridas: I don't have to do anything, you're the one getting angry.

xKNUCKLESx: JOO TOUCHIN' GUYS LITTLE NIGGA?

xKNUCKLESx: DAT'S AGAINST DA ROOLZ LITTLE NIGGA.

Veridas: Since I was referring to you...

xKNUCKLESx: JOO AIN'T TOUCHIN' ME

Veridas: Also note, children, logic skills are appreciated here.

xKNUCKLESx: DAT SHIT'S NASTY

xKNUCKLESx: AIN'T GONNA BE NO TOUCHIN' KNUCKLES

xKNUCKLESx: UNLESS IT'S ROUGE

xKNUCKLESx: SHE SO SEXY AND SMOOTH

Veridas: Tough guys and furries don't mix. The more you know.

xKNUCKLESx: JOO MUST AIN'T NOT EVEN KNOW WHO I IZ.

xKNUCKLESx: MY NAME IS KNUCKLES

valkdoorr: wasupz \

xKNUCKLESx: UNLIKE A CERTAIN BLUE HEDGEHOG OF A HASTY PERSUASION, I DO NOT OFTEN FIND MYSELF OVERCOME BY A SOFT EMISSION OF LAUGHTER.

valkdoorr: lol

xKNUCKLESx: I FIND MYSELF MUCH MORE INCLINED TO SHOW OFF MY PHYSICAL DEMEANOR IN AN INTIMIDATING WAY.

xKNUCKLESx: LITTLE NIGGA

Veridas: So what you're saying is...

Veridas: you're mad?

Veridas: to an empty chatroom

Veridas: How bold.

Veridas: or a chatroom you thought was empty anyway

Veridas: use microsoft word next time

valkdoorr: who playing necronator?

xKNUCKLESx: JOO TALKIN' MO SHIT LITTLE NIGGA?

xKNUCKLESx: JOO CAN'T STOP TALKIN' SHIT

Veridas: Just giving advice, the racial thing doesn't help by the way.

xKNUCKLESx: EVEN DOUGH YOU AIN'T GOT SHIT TA TALK

Veridas: Says the furry internet tough guy

xKNUCKLESx: I'M KNUCKLES

xKNUCKLESx: THE RAPPIN' ECHIDNA

xKNUCKLESx: WITH AN ATTITUDE

xKNUCKLESx: BITCH

Veridas: Please excuse me while I quiver in my boots.

xKNUCKLESx: God you kids are too easy.





WHO WAS MORE HILARIOUS IN THAT EVENT? SOMETHING TELLS ME I KNOW.

THIS SHIT IS GETTING REAL

For some shit I didn't even do.

So I guess  lugnut64 made some hilarious comment on  kittyredden's picture noted here:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/4537630

The comment in question referred to the girl's tail as looking like a fart. Redden promptly cried, muted and reported Lugnut, and re-uploaded the picture.
Without knowing this had transpired, I made a somewhat similar comment which was mostly complimenting her art.

She reported me for harassing her with alts, because Lugnut and I both use capslock
Nobody else in the world has -ever- typed in capslock, apparently.

So, yeah, long story short, Lugnut and I work in tandem when we don't even know it. And I might get banned due to a fallacy submitted by an over-emotional girl who apparently has selective reading.
If you see my account getting suspended, thank  kittyredden and her friend  theFSD for reporting me under false charges.

I would like to note that sent me a patronizing Private Message on top of all this, accusing me of using alt accounts to troll and harass people.

Because the Juggernaut really needs alt to do that, right guys?

FOR SOME HILARIOUS WORKS OF POETRY

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT THE POETRY WE COMMENTED ON, I MEAN LUGNUT AND I ARE POETIC.


EDIT: AHAHAHAHA SHE AND HER BOYFRIEND BLOCKED US BOTH
I'M PROBABLY GETTING BANNED BUT IT WAS -SO- WORTH IT

IF I GET BANNED, CHECK MY USERPAGE IMMEDIATELY FOR A SHOUT FROM MY ALT ACCOUNT

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1756182....._Saiyan_Power#
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1756182....._Saiyan_Power#
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1756182....._Saiyan_Power#
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1756182....._Saiyan_Power#
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1756182....._Saiyan_Power#
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/1756182....._Saiyan_Power#


 chackyobikerack HAS FOUND

THE MOST WORST THING

ONCE I GET OFF THE RIGS AND GET A BETTER INTERNET, I AM DOWNLOADING AUDACITY AND WE ARE MAKING A FUCKING DRAMATIC READING

THIS SHIT NEEDS TO BE PUBLICIZED

I NEED TO SEND  wolfy-nail SOME MONEY OR FLOWERS OR SOMETHING

IF HIS GREEDY ASS HADN'T PUT UP A COMMISSION AUCTION, STARTING AT AN UNBELIEVABLY HIGH $100, AND HAD HIS FANS NOT BEEN THE WHITE-KNIGHTING FAGGOTS THAT THEY WERE, I NEVER WOULD HAVE MET LIKE HALF OF YOU GUYS.

THE JUGGERNAUT GIVES PROPS WHERE PROPS ARE DUE. I AM HAPPY TO ACCEPT EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU WATCHERS, COMMENTERS, SHOUTERS, AND ARTISTS INTO MY HOUSE.

THE HOUSE OF JUGGERNAUT WELCOMES YOU, TINY FURRY BAGS OF BONES.




Also, to Wolfy-Nail: I'm still really sorry for starting that fucking 8-mile long comment train on your picture. What you did was stupid, but god-damn was that ridiculous. You have a full written apology from the Juggernaut.

HAHAHA, NOT FOR MYSELF OF COURSE: I'M THE JUGGERNAUT, MONEY MEANS NOTHING TO ME.

However, one of my friends has fallen into big trouble. His Work Program finally dropped its support, meaning he's down to minimum wage, part-time job.
His drug-addict deadbeat father up and died on him, but was too busy lighting up to put his family in anything silly like a "Will" or something.
They're going to lose their house. Him, his mother, and his brothers.
I've lived in apartments half my life, and I don't feel like letting somebody else do the same just because their dad was a worthless piece of shit. I've sent him $100.
Can you help?

His mother's paypal is queenofallbishes[at]yahoo.com

You don't need to make yourself known if you donated. Just leave a funny comment or something so I know people at least looked at this journal.