I had to make a brand new one. So if you wish to follow me I'm just going to link the username and you can type it in. Not posting links just in case it's already being bombarded by spamgirls and crypto conmen in my DMs

It's gravsecretagent

Here's my bluesky too again:
https://bsky.app/profile/gravitysec.....nt.bsky.social

You should NOT check this link https://www.deviantart.com/gravitys.....nks-1183382032 and see that I posted new roleplaying chatbots on this other websites including on more NSFW oriented ones for your enjoyment.

also I know it's light this time I have outstanding comms and trying to write again. At least I have some stories for you to enjoy, you know? I'm really trying but I keep getting kicked in the dick. Gimme a break, okie-dokie? I'll have more for you later, skater.

Well as of 3 minutes ago it is officially my birthday. I am now 25 years fucked. March 12, baby. I share the same birthday as famous porn star "Ron Jeremy" which was a cool fact but now it's kinda fucked up.

It may be my birthday but you're getting the gifts. I'm gonna upload shit today and try to write some more. It won't be much, things haven't gotten better, but at least it will be SOMETHING

If you wanna send me something:
https://ko-fi.com/gravitysecretagent
https://gravitysecretagent.straw.page/

I know I haven't been writing as much as I did before. I spent multiple years in a place with no internet and all I did was write. Now I have a shitty 5 days out of the week job so I have a place to live while dealing with a future lawsuit with my father. I'm genuinely just burnt out and have no energy, along with my self worth being drained. I try to put it to paper and I just can't get that nagging feeling nothing I do is good enough.

But I know I owe some people commissions so please get in contact with me in notes or on discord. I owe you an apology, wanna explain the full scenario, and give you a discount or some shit. I just haven't been feeling like myself for a while now and nothing I do makes me feel good.

Come visit my very epic and hella awesome website to ask me questions, send me hate mail, or little doodles you wanna draw!

https://gravitysecretagent.straw.page/

Art will be posted onto my bluesky and questions will also be answered there! Go check it out and get on the information super highway!
https://bsky.app/profile/gravitysec.....nt.bsky.social

Let's start off this news update simply. I have decided to make alternative banking just in case paypal (or other middlemen) keep shitting the bed with their puritan bullshit. In the past 24 hours I have made a cashapp, a venmo, a western union, and a chime. I have also made a ko-fi which you can see RIGHT here. https://ko-fi.com/gravitysecretagent

Trust me, if you don't have it, now is the time to make other payment processes just in case you get steamrolled into a pulp when they keep banning NSFW shit.

Now, I said last time I would post on Halloween. Didn't quite work out. I thought i'd post on thanksgiving. Didn't quite get the gravy. Thought I'd post-...YOU GET THE IDEA. I need to post and write again!

Thing is that I have been struggling in real life due to me having that bartending job. I make very little money, now work 5 out of 7 days, and have to do it just so I can live some place. It sucks dick and saps my energy. You would be low on it if you had to listen to crappy hickhop and NEW COUNTRY *gags* everyday. Fighting with my own father who screwed me over, dealing with constant bullshit from people, and trying new avenues like stand-up comedy (I'm not joking)

I have not forgotten anyone and I'm going to get out of this burnt out rut. I promise you that. I'm going to write tommorrow and upload what little I got. It won't be a lot...but it will be SOMETHING for you to eat. Thank you all for your patience in these trying times. I'm hanging on by a thread mentally and trying to just survive day to day.

That's it. You can go back to dumping that leftover nog down the sink now.

I was going to say something earlier but (I forgot) so I'm going to be talking about the future of this place. I don't want to be a nagging housewife from a tired sitcom so I'm not going to say "I told you so" because the horse is a pile of bonemeal and I'm tired of beating it to a pulp.

FA is going to become more strict over the coming...however long it continues to exist...and I PROMISE you that a kink you enjoy will eventually be affected or banned. ABDL and diaperfurs were the first to be axed after dragoneer passed. This may not effect you. You may even be celebrating it. I can promise you that at least one of your closest friends is into this kink even if they hide it from you...and if they DO hide it from you can you even call them your friend?

Me personally? I hate diaper shit. I find it disgusting. It shrinks my cock flaccid. Not even a wiggle or twitch downstairs. My personal feelings are irrelevant because I believe ALL fictional kinks both written and drawn should be celebrated and we, as a NSFW community, should stand together to protect ourselves from the hoards of goddamn minors on our platforms and shit like credit card middlemen.

How does this effect you? Well, it's not just a slippery slope anymore. It's more like a blackhole where everything slowly gets sucked into it and destroyed on impact. You celebrate it when a planet you dislike explodes because "it wasn't me" but the blackhole continues to grow until you're sucked into it. Etsy banned shit with "mommy" or "daddy" written on it because of "muh incest" and Patreon banned force feeding weight gain. (even though people still do it.)

ANY KINK YOU LIKE COULD BE ON THE CHOPPING BLOCK AND THAT PUTS YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS OUT OF A JOB UNLESS THEY MOVE TO A NEW WEBSITE. This is the exact time we need to lay down our swords and protect one another as a community before random shit like pregnancy, egg laying, hypnosis, or drugs/alcohol, or ferals, or pokeferals, or incest, or whatever fucking other weird kink or character that is "problematic" gets the boot.

How does this effect me? I'm not going to leave...yet. I'm going to wait and see how this plays out. A prominent staff member just left FA and the discord of their own accord and they are still talking options. I can promise you if they're going after this that means they'll eventually go after death feederism and health play because of "muh gore" or whatever silly billy excuse they pull out of their hat.

What can YOU do to help? Now is the time to prove you aren't just saying words for clout. Your friends, your community, and your neighbors need your help. This isn't about you or what you are/aren't comfortable with. This is about saving your ass and the ass of your loved ones. Speak out. Say you DON'T want this website to be for normies or stupid kids. Say you DON'T want your friends banned and having their stuff removed without warning. Ask for clear communication without lies and some personal responsibility taken. FA staff needs to listen to us so we can work out a compromise and keep this place alive like dragoneer would have wanted but as it stands they see most kinks on here as filth that needs to be destroyed.

TL;DR: Just because you hate this kink doesn't mean it's a victory. FA may target your fetishes next and then we're all fucked out of our livelihoods and favorite kink artists. I'm staying on FA for now and waiting to see how this plays out. This would be a great time to voice your opinions and help your friends who are into ABDL stuff.

Yup filling up your inbox with more "I'M ON BLUESKY" journals. Why am I on there? I'm not an artist? Why is the question mark factory running dangerously low? Well sir, I feel like I don't really engage in the media of social so this is my attempt. My other socials I basically use to retweet memes, porn, and shit like the mighty ducks VHS commercial. This will be purely for porn, sharing commissions, and maybe other stuff. Just chatting and life updates. Maybe other stuff too. You won't know until you follow me. Let's build a community and distance ourselves from the utter feces-filled, evil, terrible, putrid website known as twitter (X)

My name on there is "GravitySecretAgent" as usual if you'd like to follow me. Not posting a link because I don't want my shit to be filled with porn bots like what happened with twitter.

October is my favorite month of all time ever and I love the spooky season of the witch and picking up every stitch. I am in a much better mood than I was even with my new job I have been doing during the course of the year even if some people are making me want to commit skeleton.

So, you might be asking, where are the stories? Well, I have been extremely burnt out and tired as well to put the mouse clicker to the page HOWEVER this month you are going to receive some comms done, trades, and a spooky scary s-purr-rise...god that pun sucked no wonder I am banned from spirit halloween.

I want to thank all commissioners and everyone for being so patient while I try to get my life in order. I know waiting is the hardest part but I am but a man and not machine. I am really trying to get out of this funk but I've been getting my ass handed to me.

I am trying to be better, do better, and put out more content that is way better if you have seen my newer stuff. It's an uphill battle and I want to apologize for me being a slow fuck. Writing for 3 years solid with no break grinds your brain into jelly.

I don't wanna spoiler anything but I am working on a special thing. If you, or somebody, knows anything about coding or making text adventure games PLEASE get in contact with me ASAP. I will be doing all the writing and commissioning art myself for this project but it's daunting to learn something you have never done before.

Any major help I get will be rewarded including your name in the credits for said mystery surprise project. I am also looking for artists but that's not as urgent as finding people with gamemaking experience.

Holy shit, did you hear about this? The owner of furaffinity and an oldfur died while waiting to get treatment after they milked them for $26,000 dollars because the U.S health care system is spicy, complicated, bureaucratic diarrhea that cares more about your organs than your life. That is absolutely surreal to think about given how much he gave to the furry community. He built the most popular fur website from the ground up, and while it wasn't perfect, it was where I got my start. I will miss him dearly.

Now that he's gone I wonder who is going to take over? Probably one of the co-owners or one of the mods. Dragoneer was based so expect even more art deletion and additional rules now that he's gone. He was kinda holding the place together not to mention keeping the people ddosing the website at bay.

I think this is a very important lesson that all life is fragile like a kinder egg or a snowflake. All with something unique inside or on the outside that is delicate. You never know when a friend, family member, or loved one will die so it's important to spend as much time with them as possible and bury the hatchet before it's too late. I hope that dragoneer's loved ones can heal from this tragic loss of life they are grieving from.

on a completely unrelated note go check my most recent deviantart upload for absolutely no reason whatsoever. It's a really funny maymay *winks at camera until my eye hurts* that totally isn't a link to all my new OC and character bots for you to enjoy at your leisure.

Greetings! It is I, G.S Agent, here again to shill something to you. Do YOU like my content? Do you like health issues, slob, death feederism, and weight gain kinks galore? Tired of servers being ran by the California Uber Allies? WELL, HAVE I GOT THE PRODUCT FOR YOU! *points to screen*

Introducing...”The Bariatric Ward”...a brand new health issues Discord server with blackjack and hookers, and technically my new personal server, here to satisfy all of your health play, medical play, slob kinks, and taboo interests in the world of fat fetishism! Sounds too good to be true? It is. YOU’RE NOT IN IT YET! Let’s change that, shall we?

[Doug Applebutt: Little Rock, Colorado] A pastey white 90s nerd with suspenders and glasses salivates all over his braces while spitting. “But, my sexy supreme cat overlord, how can I get in on this fun? I am but a lonely snail farmer not worthy of such a great hangout spot! Woe is me!"

SIMPLE! Simply comment down below, note me on DA or FA, or add me on Discord at “popculturepizza”, my discord tag if you haven’t already done so, and I will vent you into the server so you can join in on the fun! You may be asking why I don’t post a public link right here. It’s simple, Fred. Too many spammers, pornbots, hackers, asshats, and other dickheads we don’t want here ruining the vibe. BUT WHY JOIN MY SERVER? Here’s a list of things you will get by joining us…

-A community of artists, writers, and commissioners you know and love!
-Free writing drabbles done (when I feel like it) by yours truly!
-A bunch of different channels to post the content YOU like and so you may avoid the content you don’t like!
-Many more channels based on memes, normal art, obesity epidemic conversations, and so much more!
-A FUCKING CHANNEL FOR POSTING WRITING AND LITERATURE!
-The ability to make friends and talk to your favorite content makers in an enviroment tailor made to feel like your kink isn’t uncommon or something to be ashamed of!
-A feeling of purpose, community, and a sense of belonging!
-FREEDOM OF FUCKING SPEECH!
-A dedicated and warm staff that cares about you because they respect you!
-The ability to post extreme content like incest, ferals, deltarune stuff, and sonic characters if you want to! (No loli/shota/cub stuff)
-Server Events!
-Free corndogs!* (*with proof of purchase)
-Early WIPs and unposted content of my commissions I get from people and my own written work!
-Special discounts and update announcements about my fetish accounts!
-Your voice being heard and valued!
-Good vibes™
-Channels to post male, female, and other genders! (non-binary, genderfluid, etc.) Nobody is excluded unless you are a throbbing anus!
-Cockfights, Strippers, Donkey Shows, Motley-Crue, and Cake!
-No stupid fucking vent channel!
-No AI Art! (C.AI is more than welcome. We won’t shame you for using an AI profile pic or using it on your spare time. We just don’t wanna muddy the content with computer made slop.)
-All content welcome! Humans, furries, ponies, robots, aliens, real life, etc.
-No content hidden behind emoji role locks because that’s just fucking stupid! Why the fuck would you hide health issues content by default in a HEALTH ISSUES SERVER?!?!?!
-No politics or talking about random politicians kicking the bucket in a fetish server because that is, once again second verse same as the first, FUCKING! STUPID!
-A chance to see my secret social medias such as my youtube channel, twitter, and my steam account so we can play vidya gaymes together!
-A return to the good old days of the internet back before normie social media ruined everything and a return to quality fetish posting!
-You may post art from ANY artist regardless of who they are! All artists have problems or controversies. Seperate them from the art. (Myself included)
-No judgemental fudgefuckers looming over your shoulder trying to control you and make you into their battered bitch!
-Family Guy roleplay club! (We need a Joe, Quagmire, & Peter. We have enough Brians.)
-The ability to say everyday words like “degenerate, spooky, based, cringe, etc.” and even some funny no-no words. (as long as you as not using them to insult another member)
-YOU! (Hopefully :3)

DON’T DELAY! COME JOIN “THE BARIATRIC WARD” TODAY! The Bariatric Ward: The uwu furry version of the Heart Attack Bar & Grill!™ Hope to see you there!

EVERYONE IS WELCOME AS LONG AS YOU ARE AN AUTHOR, WRITER, COMMISSIONER, OR AN ACTIVE REGULAR POSTER! That includes people that fucking hate me or think I’m disgusting!

If you have had trouble reading my stuff before and wished to the writing gods that I would finally make it more readable, well, your prayers have been answered. I am trying a new formatting style for my work which is what the new stories are. I haven't bothered to finish anything for DA yet so they'll have to wait to see it.

I spaced out every paragraph of dialogue to seperate characters, made lines to seperate when their is timeskips, and made the word spacing 1.5. I hope it helps. Let me know if you like it and I will continue to edit like that for the future.

As for why I have been writing less I live in a bad enviroment and have been having trouble sitting down and working on something I love without wanting to die, or puke, or just giving up. I'm going to try writing everytime I get a spare chance. I just want to make a product that, even if it takes time, they can love for the rest of your life and then some. But I'm only one person. I don't have any editor or nothing. So I'm trying my best to make my writing better for you all. I hope you understand just how much I truly care about you guys and the fact you enjoy my content. I know I'm a blah blah blah degenerate edgelord but I give a shit. Never say I don't.

Enjoy my work and hope that it helps you enjoy my content. As for older content I will be editing it in the future for improvements (not censorship, just adding onto what is already there) and spacing out dialogue (more recent stuff will be easy but I might reupload all of it)

*Blows party horn* I'm old enough to know better and hoping to have a good day today. God, I need a W. Thank you all for watching and enjoying my stuff while I work on some real life problems. I'll be continueing a bunch of shit and basically cramming content down your throat whenever I feel mentally well enough to continue. Love you all. Eat some cake. No, seriously. Have some cake. This is a threat. I have bound your arms and legs to the chair. You aren't leaving until your plate is clean

Okay didn't realize that. Thanks to nighter for telling me. Go check my DA for no particular reason at all.

Yo, It's me. The guy that is on the FBI watch list for fetish crimes against furmanity. So guys, we did it! 1,000 watchers! I am so proud of this community. *Blows party horn* I am genuinely happy right now and love each and everyone of you that decides to check out my smut writing and general filth commissions where I huff Sandy Cheeks's stanky squirrel ass or some debaucherous shit. I had some ideas for what to do when I reached this number...I was gonna make a story about like...Dr. Catden hosting a tele-thon with ALL the characters I have done/made making a cameo/answering phones and the donations go to making Melissa into a world-destroying blob. I might still do that.

I am really behind on commissions but trying to catch up. I really don't want to write when I'm not feeling well because the quality will drop. You can't say I haven't improved over the years and I hope to become even better. I am sorry for making anyone wait. I am a super unlucky guy and the shit that has been happening to me is un-fucking-real. This week alone I got the shit beat out of me by someone, my grandmother died of lung cancer at the ripe young age of 90, and other such horrible shit.

Now this is normally the part where I would offer YOU a free story in a raffle. I'd say "leave a comment" and I'll pick one I wanna do...but considering I haven't finished the couple from my LAST milestone? I think I'm gonna hold off. I hope to finish most of my stories by halloweens end. Halloween is the only time I am genuinely happy. I might do something special for christmas. Who knows? My gallery is like a box of chocolates. You never know whatcha' gonna git'...unless you read the little paper that comes with it specifically telling you what is inside the chocolate for allergy reasons.

I love you all. You genuinely give me a reason to keep going and I want to make you proud and not disappoint you. I only hope you can forgive my lazy depressed ass while I try and pull myself together <3 Stay safe and well

Yo, Everyone! I bought a new microphone and decided to start using some of my free time when I'm not writing, working, or getting fucked in the ass with no lube on a daily basis to upload some gamin' videos to the most oversaturated website on earth! (You)Tube! I'm hoping this will help me out of my rut and recharge my creative juices.

The first thing I have recorded is three episodes of (The Simpsons Hit & Run) which you can watch here! They got commentary and if you like my humor? You'll love these. It's also cool if you're curious to hear what I sound like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4L6CUVRGkWg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pxzPN3NkxXU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uvmYL0a-cy8

I have a few other ideas for games in the works including max payne, bully scholarship edition, spongebob and the cosmic shake, etc. Various licensed and old school games. I'll also do some fetish content including fetish flash games like "The Pirate's Fate" or that furry dating simulator "Armorous"

Heck, I might even do some audiobook recordings of goosebumps stories I like which we can read together or just other nifty stuff! Movie reviews? Who the fuck knows. I can't do multiplayer/online games right now sadly but anything else is guuchi if you got requests for me to play!

Dw nothing will change I'm just doing this on my free time when I'm not writing! Hope you enjoy the vids!

Vague rules are open to interpretation but down the road, if I do make a shortstack character (which I will, I mean, Brie kinda fits into that for future art since she is a mouse), I might have to keep it in mind. I swear to cowboy christ when will this obnoxious shit ever end? It's fucking comical at this point and take my word for it. It will only get worse

Greetings, Everyone. My birthday was actually on the 12th but I wasn’t on that day sooooo I am here now. -Woooooooo!- That was a party horn sound. Help yourself to some cake. Some people celebrate a birthday WEEK. I’m just trying to celebrate on a day I might actually be happy which is any time I get to see you all. I didn’t get cake or nothing from my Dad. He told me Happy Birthday and that’s it. No cake even if I was gonna pay for it. Really makes you feel validated and loved, huh? Didn’t even hang out with me. That’s fine.

I only have ONE fucking iota of good news and that is I have regained my creative spark to continue writing in spades. I didn’t write for a while because I’ve honestly been feeling. Well. You tell me. You’re my therapist, right? I’m kidding. I’ve been feeling like Jim Belushi’s career. More dead than a Duracell Battery. More like Turdacell. I have trades, commissions, original content, series continuations, new series content, and SO. MUCH. MORE INCLUDING A NEW PSA STORY! My stories are longer, they got better jokes, and some of the best fetish story ideas ever done. I’ve really outdone myself. Please, Read the “Lottie Tush” story. I worked hard on it and it’s been my new favorite thing I have done.

I want to PERSONALLY thank anyone and everyone who has been so patient with me during this time. It honestly means more than anything to me. I know some of you have been waiting a while so PLEASE feel free to poke me and I’ll tell you where I’m at, where I’m going, and try to make it up to you with some free stories/discounts/or a personal kiss on the mouth from yours truly! Pucker up big boy/girl! Some of you have been more patient than others. I have a few who has been waiting since last year, but you know, I ain’t a machine. I try to write everyday but even then, man. I’m behind, I know, and I’m catching up. I’m going to try and shove as many stories down your gob and FORCE QUALITY DOWN YOUR THROAT! YOU’RE GONNA CHOKE ON QUALITY!

What’s the announcement besides me returning? Well, Fella…What’s the female term for a fella? Is it a shella? Yeah. Fellas and Shellas…I am going to reopen comms now officially because my last journal I basically said “I’m done with this shit” and left the Eric Andre show. I need the cash and I do NOT want to start a fundraiser. I wanna earn my money even if takes a minute to get back on the horse. If shit gets real bad, which it is, I might make a GoFuckMe or some shit like that. LAST. RESORT. I don’t wanna beg for money. I wanna work myself to death. That’s the American way. Sadly the last resort is usually the only one ever open. I am basically open for trades/comms/and etc again and gonna try and shimmy down my comm list until it’s completely clean like a Zoo Pals Plate. OINK OINK! Expect a lot more WEIRD, fucked-up, unusual, and experimental shit and ideas on top of everything else.

I’m going to do something new on both Deviantart/Furaffinity called DVD Commentary where I leave a comment/paragraph in the description giving you a behind the scenes look at writing one of my stories. It could be the inspiration of the character, fun facts, extended lore, answering questions, etc!

My living situation is shite. Imagine living with a banshee from hell and John Rambo. Sounds like a great sitcom? It’s not funny. Opposite of funny. No studio audience either. I am trying to find a better place to live. I’m going to try bunking with my aunt, since she’s basically my second mom, and try to help my Grandma in hospice. If that happens, cross your fingers because goddamn I need a W, I will have internet again and can be HERE! TO INTERACT! AND KEEP MY WRITING ALIVE! DON’T LET THE FLAME DIE OUT! You might say that I have been a teensy-weensy bit depressed lately. The thought of playin’ russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver is becoming a more entertaining idea. You know why I don’t? Really? Do you really wanna know why I don’t just end it? You. Yeah, You. The random dude who follows my shit and likes all my pretty songs. The guy who favorites and comments on everything that I make. The people and friends I made along the way since I started. You keep me alive. I don’t have much to live for EXCEPT for you. Take that to the bank. It’s why I’ll never close up shop, or stop, or even enjoy taking a mental health hiatus. YOU keep me alive. What do I got to live for? My father treats me like trash, I lost everything I ever owned in a fire, and God himself pisses on me every chance he gets. I’ll never stop making characters, doing stories, interacting with the fetish community, or just being around even if I’m not a talker. I’ll always be here for you. I’ll die, one day, but it’ll be a long time. If I live to be 90? You’ll see “The Doughy Noir Detective Part 100” in your inbox…if you live that long. Some of you are younger than me. Tis’ a possibility. Let’s not think about mortality, hm? You curious about my age? YOU REALLY curious? Ugh. 23. THERE. HAPPY? I’ll never say my age again. I like people thinking I’m older. I don’t know why just…humor me, okay? Some people lie they’re older or skinnier….I prefer to keep my age vague. I don’t care if I get a better job, or become a TV writer like I always wanted, or anything of the sort. I’ll keep making stuff for you even if I have to do it on an alt account. You saved me from suicide. You. YES, YOU. You may not realize the impact you have in life until someone spells it out for you. Comments, likes, just…positive shit keeps me alive and going. If even one person enjoys my shit? I would keep doing it for that single guy. You are all pretty much my family now in spirit. I wake up everyday just for you. My friends. People I know. That’s it.

You know it’s true, right? I always wanted to write for TV. Let’s talk. You and me. Nobody else. Hey, friend. Wow, you’ve grown taller! How’s your life been going? …. I’m glad/sad to hear it, man/woman. I was raised by TV ever since I was a child. I spent most of my childhood watching PBSkids, FOX, and other shit because we didn’t have cable. I went to a friend’s house or, like, a relatives to watch the good shit. My uncle, bless his wonderful heart, used to record VHS tapes so I can watch shows on Jetix and ToonDisney. They’re…probably gone now. I haven’t looked at the wreckage and I don’t think I can handle it. Mentally, I mean. I spent more time with the TV than anyone else in my life. I grew to love the characters like they were my own family. Am I the black sheep of the family? The entire fucking tree is dipped in ink. Yeah, Big shocker. The furry is the goddamn weirdo. I don’t just care about television…I fucking worship it. I don’t, can’t, or won’t relate to people. I can only relate to fictional characters. I don’t wanna be human, mortal, flesh, or bone. I wanna be a sitcom character or cartoon. I feel trapped in my own body. All I genuinely wanna do is entertain people. That’s it. I don’t care about life, or death, or being miserable as long as I can make an entertaining product that people can enjoy or love. Characters that they will remember and adore. That’s all I genuinely want. I’m not an artist so I have to do it the old fashioned way by commissioning other talented people just like you do. I could maybe learn one day. My art skills have “improved” but I’m still at 5th grader coloring book levels. Wouldn’t THAT be something? Imagine ME being a fetish artist. Ha-Ha-Ha. THERE WILL BE CHAOS AND TERROR ON THE STREETS.

This isn’t a very Happy Birthday, is it? Shittiest one I have had. I think the clown just hung himself. Let me ask you a question. Do you value your own happiness over someone else’s happiness? Would you let someone be happy even if it meant that, by doing so, your entire life would be absolutely miserable? Not just now but for the rest of your life? Would you care about someone that much even if they treated you like shit? Would you sink money, time, and effort into someone only for them to abuse you EVEN if they, once upon a time, were someone who loved and cared about you? Would you want to stay loyal and remember them as a good person or would you rather accept the fact they aren’t the same and will never be that person again? Would you stick by them? Answer me honestly. I wanna know.

Let’s recap this depressing birthday party that should include napkins with the suicide hotline on it.
I am going to be trying to find a better place to live to come back online.
I’m going to be uploading a ton more EVERY few weeks.
My comms/trades/etc are open again. (I didn’t close them but it SOUNDED like it sooooo …oops. Meh. I needed the break anyway.)
I’m grinding down my humongous backlog.
Doing DVD Commentary on DA/FA
Expect more personal projects on top of everything else.
Thanks for coming to my sad as fuck birthday party.
I love you all. (Only slight homo)

That’s it. Finished the cake? Good. Don’t forget to take a gift bag on the way out. They’re all full of fun stuff and freebies…EXCEPT FOR THE BOMB BAG. MWAUAHAHAHA! Hey, you wanna play Fuck The Donkey in the ass or naked Twister or something? -The camera shakes to indicate you are saying no- Okay, fuck you then. How about we play… Guess how many times the guy in the Spider-Man costume stuffing free chips into his pants got arrested? -The camera walks out of the room and slams the door- YOU’RE NOT INVITED TO CHUCK E. CHEESE LATER, YOU BITCH!

Hello everyone, I just found out shortly after Thanksgiving that my previous place of residence is now a pile of burning fucking rubble and pretty much everything I owned was there and had not been moved out yet. I've lost goddamn nearly everything I've owned from what I'm told. It was confirmed to me by a family member. I don't know if anything is salvagable because I haven't checked it out for myself. It's too fucking heartbreaking

Understandably, I am goddamn furious and miserable because of this fact. The fire started from mice chewing on the power cords to an electric generator from the new buyer fixing up the place. It caught ablaze and now it's...it's all fucking gone. Especially shit that I can't replace like family pictures and shit like that. I genuinely think that the story is bullshit and it may have been arson from the same people who robbed my family recently (who I talked about before a few months ago) but I can't prove it

I've been completely ripped off to the point I pretty much have nothing left and I'm really at the end of my rope. It's just been one terrible thing after the next and I seriously doubt shit is going to get better at this point.

I have no clue what to do at this point or where I go from here. I'm still trying to work on commissions/personal projects/and the holiday special while I'm away but my motivation has been completely kicked in the nuts. I'm actually thinking about closing commissions for the time being and just focusing on whatever I got left while I work out some personal affairs.

I'm not going to ask you for money, not going to host a fundraiser, or start a patreon, or any shit like that. If you would like to talk to me? I'm going to be here for a minute (until I have to leave again) and would really appreciate some conversation or just....people to chat to to get my mind off of this. I apologize for my slowness and if anyone is upset about the wait of their commission? Feel free to talk to me and I'll throw in a free story or a discount or some shit as a way of thanking you for your business and rewarding you for your patience.

That's all I got, Peace.

Yup, if you really want in, now's the time to tell me lol. I'm going to try and reference as many cameos as I can from my friends, people I know, people that watch me, and people I watch to try and include EVERYONE in the community in this story. It's going to be very long lol. If you want your character/someone to represent you in the story? Simply:

Tell me your sona's looks or show me a ref and please provide a halloween costume you'd like to wear
No humans, Please!

I should be uploading it, and many more, by the time Hallows Eve comes!

I'll try and keep this short'n'sweet however it DOES involve you. *Yes, You!* The handsome/beautiful/ugly thing reading this right now.

Okay, I got a ton of halloween stories planned for DA/Furaffinity involving horrific tales from beyond the gluttony, creepy and spooky shit, and other horrifying things that would give Tim Burton a boner.

BUT I NEED YOUR HELP FOR MY BIG PROJECT! THE 2022 HALLOWEEN SPOOK-TACULAR -Lightning Flash.png-
I'm going to try and cameo EVERY single person I know, talk to on a daily basis, furry fat fetish artist, etc. (Only furries though and as many as I can)
If YOU want a cameo in this story...All you gotta do is leave a comment down below!

Rules:
Only furries/avians/scalies/etc. No humans, Please. (I want it to be consistent)
You must give me a picture/description of your sona you want in it
Please give me a halloween costume you would like them wearing (If you do not have an idea, I'll just give you a random one based on what you like)

Most people that talk to me on a daily basis won't have to leave a comment as they'll automatically be included. If you're reading this? Message me on Discord and tell me what costume you'd like! There will also be plenty of references to characters/sonas/stuff I've done in stories in the past

Okay, that's it, thanks for reading and hope to see you at my BIG HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR -50s woman screaming sound effect-....also yeah, wanna know the REALLY scary part? I still don't have fucking internet

Alright, there's going to be a LOT of text here. I'll give you a TLDR at the bottom so you get the gist. Firstly, thank you to EVERYONE that participated in the emergency comms. I really bloody appreciate it. I also wanna think all of the people who read/enjoyed/watched me in the months I haven't uploaded anything

WOO! 500 watchers...~Blows Party Horn~ ...There was a cake but I already force-fed it to someone so uh...have some lukewarm Dr. Dew and some "cheese" pizza. Okay, no, fuck that, 500 is a big deal, I did something good before and im doing it again. I will be giving out some FREE STORIES today, you know the gist, just comment down below about what you want (if it relates to my kinks anyway don't ask me to do teletubbies cock vore or some shit) and I'll fucking DO IT WOO BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHEN TO QUIT! I might only do a couple this time, im already overloaded, but if the idea really appeals? It shall be done.

I'm also doing a Q&A today and i'll be answering your questions about....well, anything. I'm kinda an open book so I got nuffin' to really hide.

HEY FOLKS! VIEWER MAIL TIME AGAIN! Oh this one is from Susan, Age 28, From Little Rock!
"Dear, Sexy Black Cat Scientist. Where the fuck have you been you fucking dipshit? Where's my goddamn child support payment?"
Great question! Thanks for writing in! Well, I've been at a new place. No internet. Trying to get a phone plan with sum' of that lizardmen government-ass 5G to make my life less of a living hell :D while also fucking getting robbed (dw, I know who it is and police will be involved. I didn't wanna mention this shit until the culprit was found)

"Dear dumbass pervert, when the hell you uploading again?" from FamilyGuyFan99
Another wonderful question, Thank you! TODAY That's right, Fuckers. I got 130+ stories and 30 pieces of motherfucking art to upload and you're going to DROWN in fetish shit. DROWN IN IT! Speedrun Upload Fetish Comms Any% I only got one night to do it and it won't have all of my usual bells and whistles BUT you will have some shit to read. If not? Ill put it all into a zip and give it to my friend along with my accounts to upload

"I fucking hate your shit stories. EW GROSS! You make me sick! I hope you die in a blimp accident" From Adolf Stalin
Hey mate, I hate'em too! That's why (once I'm back) I will be taking ~all~ of my prior stories and shit, editing the shit out of them, and fixing them. Don't worry...the core of the story won't be touched. I'm only going to fix formatting, spelling errors, and add more scenes. I'm not going to pull a video game remaster and censor them or nothing. I'll just improve/add on what is already there. I feel...like I've gotten better at it but I still have a long way to go.

"Hey Weirdo! When are you coming back for real?" From TheQuestioner, Brother of the Riddler
Another wonderful question and I have no concrete answer. I'm looking at 5G Phone Plans right now and trying to find something that works. Internet is shit in the flyover states

"Why a black cat for your sona?" From Ihateblackcatsnoimnotracistihaveblackcatfriends03
Another GREAT question, Thank you. My friend said that I was a black cat and that should be my sona back in '14. I was originally going to be a raccoon. The more you know~! I might STILL make a raccoon sona besides Vanessa, who knows

"What's the best/worst story you've done?" From the NSA
Thanks, Government Stalker. Probably Mountainous Misty or the Covid/Quarantine XWG Slob Story. My WORST story I can't show you or tell you about but let me put it to you this way. It's so horrible you'd claw your eyes out while reading. I don't like the Mae'n'Bea Gluttony demon story. I didn't play NITW until this week. I'll have to update/fix it.

"What inspired you to write this awful piece of content I just read?" From Perch Perkins
"MONEY :D"

"Did you always have a fat fetish?" From PigBoy
Great question! Would you believe me if I said "nope?" Yeah, that's right, let that sit in for a moment. Swish it around in your mouth. Before this? I was strictly a brony...and before THAT I was only into Rule 34 of Cartoon Characters. Nips'n'tips characters I liked boneing others i enjoyed. Deviantart helped me discover my degenerate self along with rewatching old cartoon kink episodes.

"What made you want to become a fetish writer?" From Steven Stine
Honestly? Friend I knew told me they got boned out of a trade and didn't get anything. I was like "Fuck, I can do that" and wrote'em the story. That's what my Amethyst Vore story was all about. Honestly? I always wanted to be a fetish artist BUT I have the artistic skills of a First Grader. Not even joking. I'm practicing art though and learning to color. I'll at least be able to offer to color sketches'n'shit for a fee once I learn Firealpaca.

"Are you going to make more OC stories/comm more oc art?" From Donut Steel
Yes! That is the goal. I've comm'd some oc art and hope to comm some more! I really enjoy my toon fanfiction but I also wanna make characters as well.

"Do you have any dreams/goals besides writing fatty wank?" By Bip-Bop The Wise: Slayer of the Mountain Troll
Yeah. I wanted to write for television shows or even create my own. I also want to get invoved in some community projects. If anyone needs a writer for anything, and if I like the project, totally tell me. I'll even work for free. It's not a money thing for me for this...it's kind of a legacy thing?

"What have you been doing why you've been gone?" From Pro Crasti-Nador
Playing SO many video games that i havent got the chance to finish/experience. A lot of games, basically. That and writing comms and doing some of my own personal stories to fill my galleries with MORE than comms.

That's all I can think of. If YOU have any questions, at all, feel free to ask me. It could be philosphical shit, deep shit, or boring shit.

Now, for the fun part, Please leave a brief description about what you'd like for the story and I'll choose a couple! I'll be here until tommorrow (hopefully)
As always, I'm always open for comms as well. Thank you for being patient with me!

TLDR Version:
Shit year, motivated, getting life together, free story if you leave your idea down below, ask me a question if you got'em, uploading some shit today including art/writing, trying to come back and get a phone plan ASAP, I don't know when I'll be back, Open for comms as always, Will be updating older stories and improving them, Apology in advance for my weirdness, Love you, Eat your peas.

Wow, 2,000 is a big number. Thank you to all my fans and to my casual readers! Your support means a lot to me

Look I'mma level with you I haven't been doing so hot recently but a promise is a promise. Leave your ideas in a comment below and I'll randomly pick an idea to write a story about
Limit one per purr-son and please have it be at least about weight gain/slob/or other shit I'm good at writing about ^^

Comms come first so I'll get to it when I can!