Today is the final day for the 2016 presidential election here in the states.
I'm not going to try and change anybody's mind.
Just go vote.

If you don't vote, you can't bitch.

See y'all tomorrow after some of the smoke clears.

Bunners

It's been a couple of years since Rabbi Tom banned me from posting on his journals.

I'm pretty sure I haven't missed a fucking thing.

Bunners

No...Just no.

Bunners

I finally saw it.

No spoilers here.

Go see it.

It's well done.
It's deep.
It's Disney.
I want to see it again and again.

Bunners

Oh boy oh boy oh boy....

My Texas Concealed Handgun License arrived in the mail today.

Bunners

Armed and amorous.

One of the interesting things about America is the fascination with guns.

And no, this isn't going to be some political rant for or against that.

In 1984 I bought a Colt Government Model MK IV Series 70 .45 caliber handgun.
They are not cheap, nor are they small.

In 1999 I applied for a conceal carry license in Culver City California. One of the only cities south of San Francisco that would issue them.
While standing at the target range to qualify, I was thinking "I haven't shot this thing in 10 years." Surprisingly the instructor said, "Damn, you're good."

Fast forward. Sunday I headed down to the range out here in "Middle of nowhere Texas" to take the CHL (Concealed Handgun License) course, test and qualification.
Interesting course. Mainly "This will get you put in prison....don't do that."
I managed to get ONE question wrong. And I have NO idea how I did that. It was True or False, so I had a choice of A or B on the answer sheet. I wrote down D.

Finally, out to the range so I can show I know which end the pointy things come out of.

As we're setting up, I look at the instructor. "I hear that the proper stance is one of the key things to accuracy."
He nods approvingly.
I turn so I'm facing to the left of the target. Point the .45 at it while it's sideways in a "ghetto grip" then turn my head away from the target and cover my eyes with my left arm. "What'cha think, am I doing this right?"
*laughter* "I'll give you $5 if you even HIT the target."
I put one in the face. (Silhouette) Turn around "Pay up."

Ok, play time over.
Now, per instruction I put 50 rounds into the target. Possible high score is 250. I got 248.
"How'd I do?"
"Ya done good."
"Funny thing, I haven't shot this thing since the last time I qualified."
"When was that?"
"1999"
"Damn..."

Well, off to the post office Monday to send off my paperwork to Austin. Then hurry up and wait for the license in the mail.

Bunners
"Armed and amorous."

Still think you can draw cubby porn and not worry about it?

From the Dallas News.

Bunners

Thanks to the hurricane (that turned into a tropical depression) in Mexico, I have hard two large rain incidents here up North in Central Texas.

Both times, I have had the down stairs bedroom flooded with water coming through the ceiling.

I went up into the attic in the addition that was done around 2000. (Prior to my buying the house in 2009.)

The original roofing is on the original roof UNDER where they tied the addition and new roof.

So, after 12-15 years, the addition pulled away from the original roof.

Am I happy camper? No.
Admittedly, I see what the problem is and can go about fixing it now.

But....WHY THE FU** DIDN'T THESE A**HOLES do it right the first time?
Simple. Do it the cheapest way possible with the least amount of effort.

Bunners

TiredOrangeCat from Plush and Blood needs some help.

Look here.

Bunners

There's nothing I can add to this.

Bunners

At least it's NOT the same old Bruno Ganz video of Hitler foaming at the mouth.

FA and IMVU

Lighten up folks, it's s joke.

Bunners

I know, you always see "Help I need money."
And it's for anything from a new Wacom tablet to a set of car tires.

Last month was a little tense here.
I received a certified letter from the tax office.
"We are going to auction off both your house and your shop for back taxes."

Panic mode time.

Well, I manged to scrounge up the $4100 I needed to pay these people off with.
Nothing like wiping out an IRA and an insurance policy.

So yeah, I can breath again.

Bunners

Surely you jest!

Nope, here go

Bunners

From Tom Lehrer, from Smut "Filth, I'm glad to say, is in the eye of the beholder."

The wabbit who came to supper

Freeze frame at 2:57, I'm sure SOME will argue that's a bar of soap.

Somehow, I don't think the censors would have allowed them to title this one, "Well hung Hare."

Bunners

I wanted one of these for the past 50 years. I finally scored one on eBay that wasn't insanely over priced.

Bunners

And a special thinks to  mikefurry for this.

Bunners

Because  spunx dared me.

make a comment and I'll ...

1) Tell you something I learned about you by looking at your FA page for 10 seconds.
2) Tell you a color you remind me of.
3) Tell you my first memory of you.
4) Ask you a question.
5) Tell you something I like about you.
6) Tell you the object that is in front of me.
7) Dare you to do this yourself in your own journal. (maybe)

Bunners

This is the one I bought first, although mine came with a mini-DVD.
Cheap set in tin box
I bought this the next time I was there.
13 piece set
Along with a set of three erasers.

What made the biggest difference was being told HOW to hold the pencil.
"You draw with your arm not your hand.

Now I know there's NO shortage of people better than what I'm doing currently.
But the important thing is, I'm DOING something AND I'm having FUN doing it.

Bunners

And hear's one you probably won't see on Reading Rainbow.

Bear.

Bunners

Please keep https://www.youtube.com/embed/JHixe.....AUXXLwkqiTnXLR91JwXXIIocKgmXJOYh%2FQUXA%3D%0A&m=4o9yL8bLHpCI1NNU06u8JsjSi0sGzwHZ0gTEZ24Y5jk%3D%0A&s=3e0b9273efae6c0c3a40b7f8f4ffdf77b4955b5dd61122bf498bc6a836f3586e" rel="nofollow ugc noreferrer noopener">your eyes on the road.

Bunners

So of course, it was inevitable, now that I'm drawing, somebody asked me when I'm going to do Pr0n.

I mentioned that if I'm going to be doing naughty bits, it's probably going to look like this.

The response I got was, "You asshole, you owe me a keyboard."

It's always nice to be appreciated.

Bunners

Recently Japan finally outlawed "real" child porn, but they've decided to leave Manga alone for now.

However, read this link carefully Cartoon porn and specifically, scroll down to 1466A for a chilling view of how the Justice Department views these things.

You're on VERY thin ice with "cub" artwork, it all depends on how aggressively the prosecuting attorneys want to push it.

Bunners

The Pilgrims Chorus from Tannhäuser

Bayreuther Festspiele 2011: Tannhäuser: Akt 3 Pilgrim's Chorus

But I suspect most of you are more familiar with THIS version.

Bugs Bunny - What's Opera, Doc?

Classy ain't I?

Bunners

http://www.sandraandwoo.com/comics/.....-about-art.png

I feel your pain Sandra.

Bunners

*Snickers* I have a hard enough time trying to convince people I am NOT hollow inside.

Jesus Fucking Christ on a pogo stick.

Now I have to explain that my naughty bits don't work like Dr. Who's Tardis too?

Bunners

OMGWTF?