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Posted 5 years agoItem #: SCP-42069-J
Object Class: KETER OH GOD ITS A FULL MOON
Special Containment Procedures: Any instances of SCP-42069-J that are discovered by Foundation personnel are to be left the fuck alone. Personnel are to contact Mobile Task Force Alpha 42 "Belly Rubs" in order to subdue the instance of SCP-42069-J in a humanitarian manner. MTF Alpha 21 is to be provided with twelve (12) rawhide bones and twenty (20) bottles of rum.
Examination of any instance of SCP-42069-J requires steady and careful movements. Any surprise of SCP-42069-J may caOH SHIT IT'S GNAWING YOUR LEG
Description: SCP-42069-J is a collection of werewolf creatures that researchers agree are scary as balls. We're pretty sure it's memetic, but we're sure as hell not going near these things. I think I saw two rows of teeth on one.
Discovery: I'm just walking through the forest to my cabin, when I look to the side and I see SCP-42069-J-█. And this thing has these gigantic fucking teeth. Just staring at me like "I'm gonna fucking eat you." And I just get the fuck out of there.
Addendum 42069-J: Guys, she isn't even that fit, okay? Look, I'm rubbing her ears and she hasn't attacked me yet. - Dr. ████████
Dr. ████████ has been promoted to Site Director. - O5-██
(http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006-j)
Object Class: KETER OH GOD ITS A FULL MOON
Special Containment Procedures: Any instances of SCP-42069-J that are discovered by Foundation personnel are to be left the fuck alone. Personnel are to contact Mobile Task Force Alpha 42 "Belly Rubs" in order to subdue the instance of SCP-42069-J in a humanitarian manner. MTF Alpha 21 is to be provided with twelve (12) rawhide bones and twenty (20) bottles of rum.
Examination of any instance of SCP-42069-J requires steady and careful movements. Any surprise of SCP-42069-J may caOH SHIT IT'S GNAWING YOUR LEG
Description: SCP-42069-J is a collection of werewolf creatures that researchers agree are scary as balls. We're pretty sure it's memetic, but we're sure as hell not going near these things. I think I saw two rows of teeth on one.
Discovery: I'm just walking through the forest to my cabin, when I look to the side and I see SCP-42069-J-█. And this thing has these gigantic fucking teeth. Just staring at me like "I'm gonna fucking eat you." And I just get the fuck out of there.
Addendum 42069-J: Guys, she isn't even that fit, okay? Look, I'm rubbing her ears and she hasn't attacked me yet. - Dr. ████████
Dr. ████████ has been promoted to Site Director. - O5-██
(http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-006-j)
