[Drawing of nude anthro-woman with a snake slithering along her breasts]

Kid: EWW!!!

[Drawing of a horned, lethally implying monster]

Kid: OMG, SCARY! ;_;

[The aformentioned drawing]

Mature Person: Nice to see Slavic mythology represented on this website.

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Kids will be kids...

Jesus: Sell your possessions, and follow after me.

Me: OKAY!^^ *sells his games, and "follows" "Jesus" on Twitter* :3

Jesus: ._.

Atheist stance: We love the world.

Christian stance: We love God, and it's a sin to love the world.

Populace rebuttal: Well then why the fuck did God MAKE the world?

Non-biased opinion: We all get bored sometimes...



Agnostic stance: Lol...

Level 1: Stop liking what I don't like.

Level 2: Stop DOING things I don't like.

Level 3: STOP BEING DIFFERENT THAN ME!

Level 4: *cries over ALL the spilt milk*

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Electronic screens make all the difference between you and FORCED hospital visits.

Horror.



You'll do a much better job at disturbing people through horror themes if instead of putting your horror interpretations in the "background" of matters, you push them far past the "foreground," and show that you're clearly embracing them as though you dearly love what they imply...

We don't "fall" as a result of being "divided." We simply resort to different avenues through which to stay "united." But that doesn't necessarily mean that anybody is "standing."

Dad: What game do you want for christmas son? Tell you what. I've got three suggestions. They are:

1) "Shoot the other guy with primitive weapons."

2) "Shoot the other guy with modern weapons."

3) "Shoot the other guy with futuristic weapons."

Which game do you want?^^

Son: Chess.

Dad: ???

Gold.

Kid: I WANNA BE A TROLL! :3

Person: Are you 4?

Kid: ...............No?

Person: Do you know how to ACT like you're 4?

Kid: ......Yes?

Person: WELCOME TO THE BRIGADE! =D

The Emperor (LV1) vs Kefka (LV100) - Quick Battle 1

I'M A SPAMMER, TROLOLOL!





Kefka (LV1) vs Lightning (LV100) - Quick Battle 1

SUCK MY DICK, TROLOLOL!





And yet all that "spam" is the reason I have so many faves on my main account now.

I understand that trolls appreciate people who "say it how it is." Therefore, I am well-beloved amongst the "troll community."



GIMME A LIIIIIINE SOME TIIIIIIME! I like the taste of troll dick *bears his visciously sharp feline teeth...*

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