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What A Flirt!! [UPDATE]
Posted 9 years agoNot the same one but, little ol' me was heading down to Fuzzy's Tacos tonight, minding my own business. Wouldn't you know, an Eclipse parked her big fat ass right by the front door! I'm starting to agree with you guys down below, I'm starting to see them more often too. It's almost more like other cars who have been working out and getting their bikini-bodies ready and now that Spring is here they're all coming out to show themselves off. At least that's how it feels to a horndog boy like me. XD
Point is, I was ready with my camera this time!
http://orig01.deviantart.net/634b/f.....de-d9y8n33.jpg
http://orig14.deviantart.net/07b8/f.....de-d9y8n2y.jpg
http://orig11.deviantart.net/121b/f.....de-d9y8n2m.jpg
Took this earlier tonight, not related, but this scene with Lilly amused me. XD
http://orig02.deviantart.net/f16f/f.....de-d9y8nqd.jpg
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This is a totally pointless journal, but I gotta let some steam off.
At this very moment, there's a big booty'd black '08 Mitsubishi Eclipse sitting just off to the side of our front yard. -///-; We got home and the bitch was parked across the street with her big bubble-butt perkily resting on the curb. Then as we pulled into the drive and got out, she pulled forward, that gorgeous face rolling up our drive almost longingly before backing up and turning around and coming to a rest where she is now. http://www.conceptcarz.com/images/M.....08_03-1024.jpg
I tell ya, photos do not compare to seeing one in the flesh. Just staring at those plump luscious hips, the sun gleaming off of one of them Mmh! You gotta imagine, the urge to run up and have my way with her is almost literally painful, the irony that one is SO close to home but the shield of broad daylight on a populated neighborhood road protects her ass from my plundering. Pfft.. even saw the drive pop out after she parked, this young what guy probably about my age with a cap on.
I know I'm going to be a broken record saying this. But I always get this steaming envious annoyance every time I catch a glimpse of the owners of these sex machines getting out and walking off. (Eclipses, 370zs, Cameros) Just knowing that they look at that sexy piece of car and don't even think twice! It's basically unfathomable at this point to me that you could look at that ass and not see fucking the 10x plus size equivalent of I dunno.. Kim Kardashian's ass... and even better looking, at that.
The fact that probably %90 or more of those babes die virgins is a fucking tragedy to me. I mean not to make light of car death, my point is, what a waste of a gorgeous body!
Dude, if it were me and I had that babe? Me and her would be at it nightly, I mean I'd rail that fat round ass all night and make out with that adorable face all she wanted. The fact that she's going to go without that ever in reality? It's just painful. >< I swear, I'm making it a life milestone to rent an Eclipse someday, bring her back to my place, and show her sexy self the worship she deserves. X//}
What A Flirt!! [UPDATE]
Posted 9 years agoNot the same one but, little ol' me was heading down to Fuzzy's Tacos tonight, minding my own business. Wouldn't you know, an Eclipse parked her big fat ass right by the front door! I'm starting to agree with you guys down below, I'm starting to see them more often too. It's almost more like other cars who have been working out and getting their bikini-bodies ready and now that Spring is here they're all coming out to show themselves off. At least that's how it feels to a horndog boy like me. XD
Point is, I was ready with my camera this time!
http://orig01.deviantart.net/634b/f.....de-d9y8n33.jpg
http://orig14.deviantart.net/07b8/f.....de-d9y8n2y.jpg
http://orig11.deviantart.net/121b/f.....de-d9y8n2m.jpg
Took this earlier tonight, not related, but this scene with Lilly amused me. XD
http://orig02.deviantart.net/f16f/f.....de-d9y8nqd.jpg
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This is a totally pointless journal, but I gotta let some steam off.
At this very moment, there's a big booty'd black '08 Mitsubishi Eclipse sitting just off to the side of our front yard. -///-; We got home and the bitch was parked across the street with her big bubble-butt perkily resting on the curb. Then as we pulled into the drive and got out, she pulled forward, that gorgeous face rolling up our drive almost longingly before backing up and turning around and coming to a rest where she is now. http://www.conceptcarz.com/images/M.....08_03-1024.jpg
I tell ya, photos do not compare to seeing one in the flesh. Just staring at those plump luscious hips, the sun gleaming off of one of them Mmh! You gotta imagine, the urge to run up and have my way with her is almost literally painful, the irony that one is SO close to home but the shield of broad daylight on a populated neighborhood road protects her ass from my plundering. Pfft.. even saw the drive pop out after she parked, this young what guy probably about my age with a cap on.
I know I'm going to be a broken record saying this. But I always get this steaming envious annoyance every time I catch a glimpse of the owners of these sex machines getting out and walking off. (Eclipses, 370zs, Cameros) Just knowing that they look at that sexy piece of car and don't even think twice! It's basically unfathomable at this point to me that you could look at that ass and not see fucking the 10x plus size equivalent of I dunno.. Kim Kardashian's ass... and even better looking, at that.
The fact that probably %90 or more of those babes die virgins is a fucking tragedy to me. I mean not to make light of car death, my point is, what a waste of a gorgeous body!
Dude, if it were me and I had that babe? Me and her would be at it nightly, I mean I'd rail that fat round ass all night and make out with that adorable face all she wanted. The fact that she's going to go without that ever in reality? It's just painful. >< I swear, I'm making it a life milestone to rent an Eclipse someday, bring her back to my place, and show her sexy self the worship she deserves. X//}
2015 Mitzubishi Eclipse Design
Posted 9 years agoYo, has anyone seen this design for the Eclipse? Which goes without saying has a lineage of sexy ancestors in it's bloodline.
This is just a concept, but I gotta say.. I like it!
I mean, while it's face does look like it's exploding. That or it's wearing a techno-mustache, OR it's secretly a Micheal Bay Transformer. The rest of it's body doesn't fail to delight, dare I say, it's ass may even in SOME aspects outdo the legionary 2008 model's? I mean look at it, as if the designers couldn't be MORE blatant that the rear of this thing is a big fat booty, they literally put two buttcheek bulges on it! <3 XD I'd say my only criticism besides the exploding face being a little off-putting would be that they've trimmed down the car's hourglass figure and really narrowed out her hips. The 2008 had gigantic bulging hips, sexily melting into that fat bubble-butt. This model looks like she's maybe lost a few pounds and all that fat was from her hip and thigh region. Dont'cha hate it when that happens? : P http://www.carscoops.com/2013/12/20.....oncept-is.html
What'ya think?
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-Zo0PvqyUvxI/U.....5B2%25255D.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-IR7zuBPjfhA/U.....5B3%25255D.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-DJZzvIeWScc/U.....5B4%25255D.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/-zP9RlwZKzw0/U.....5B3%25255D.jpg <-- oh MY god!
http://lh5.ggpht.com/-ChdfzVLvqZA/U.....5B2%25255D.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-_WY3zke3ENM/U.....5B2%25255D.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-a7N6izPIoc0/U.....5B2%25255D.jpg
This is just a concept, but I gotta say.. I like it!
I mean, while it's face does look like it's exploding. That or it's wearing a techno-mustache, OR it's secretly a Micheal Bay Transformer. The rest of it's body doesn't fail to delight, dare I say, it's ass may even in SOME aspects outdo the legionary 2008 model's? I mean look at it, as if the designers couldn't be MORE blatant that the rear of this thing is a big fat booty, they literally put two buttcheek bulges on it! <3 XD I'd say my only criticism besides the exploding face being a little off-putting would be that they've trimmed down the car's hourglass figure and really narrowed out her hips. The 2008 had gigantic bulging hips, sexily melting into that fat bubble-butt. This model looks like she's maybe lost a few pounds and all that fat was from her hip and thigh region. Dont'cha hate it when that happens? : P http://www.carscoops.com/2013/12/20.....oncept-is.html
What'ya think?
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-Zo0PvqyUvxI/U.....5B2%25255D.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-IR7zuBPjfhA/U.....5B3%25255D.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-DJZzvIeWScc/U.....5B4%25255D.jpg
http://lh6.ggpht.com/-zP9RlwZKzw0/U.....5B3%25255D.jpg <-- oh MY god!
http://lh5.ggpht.com/-ChdfzVLvqZA/U.....5B2%25255D.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-_WY3zke3ENM/U.....5B2%25255D.jpg
http://lh4.ggpht.com/-a7N6izPIoc0/U.....5B2%25255D.jpg
Video: I go to Pick N' Pull
Posted 9 years agoHey guys,
I thought to record this while I went to the modern automotive salvage yard Pick N' Pull. I needed to go and get my Lilly a new valve cover, since a brain dead mechanic over tightened a bolt and cracked her's causing her to leak oil.
I remember awhile back at least on Deviantart, outside of movies like Brave Little Toaster, it seemed like a lot of my friends have never actually been to a real junkyard to see what they're like. They're not a happy place, but you know.. self-torture makes you smart.
It's a good maybe half-hour video. My only problem with it is that my stupid motherfucking camera-glasses I was wearing pretty much cut all the heart out of the video. It records videos in 1minute chunks and has no indicators to let you know when it is or isn't recording. It's supposed to record until you push the toggle button again, I don't know if it was because the battery was getting low or something. But towards the end, the most critical parts, it started recording only 30 seconds and then stopping with no warning. It literally cut out all the most emotional parts. Me finding Lilly's donor sister, me paying that car my respects, and after I got the part me trying to comfort it and telling her she was a good car.. and of course getting home and showing Lilly her new part... fuck it all. Anyway while you don't see it just know it happened. >> I might do another one of these at another location since I still need some more parts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhF.....ature=youtu.be
I thought to record this while I went to the modern automotive salvage yard Pick N' Pull. I needed to go and get my Lilly a new valve cover, since a brain dead mechanic over tightened a bolt and cracked her's causing her to leak oil.
I remember awhile back at least on Deviantart, outside of movies like Brave Little Toaster, it seemed like a lot of my friends have never actually been to a real junkyard to see what they're like. They're not a happy place, but you know.. self-torture makes you smart.
It's a good maybe half-hour video. My only problem with it is that my stupid motherfucking camera-glasses I was wearing pretty much cut all the heart out of the video. It records videos in 1minute chunks and has no indicators to let you know when it is or isn't recording. It's supposed to record until you push the toggle button again, I don't know if it was because the battery was getting low or something. But towards the end, the most critical parts, it started recording only 30 seconds and then stopping with no warning. It literally cut out all the most emotional parts. Me finding Lilly's donor sister, me paying that car my respects, and after I got the part me trying to comfort it and telling her she was a good car.. and of course getting home and showing Lilly her new part... fuck it all. Anyway while you don't see it just know it happened. >> I might do another one of these at another location since I still need some more parts.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhF.....ature=youtu.be
A Question...
Posted 9 years agoAn interesting question came to mind tonight while dragging Lilly out of bed to have her take me to get some snacks at the grocery store tonight.
If your car could talk and was a fully self-thinking feeling being. How would you react if you wanted to go somewhere and needed it to drive you there, but when you ask it told you "I don't feel like going out." Now I know my watchers, most of you love and respect your cars, some might even try as often as you can to give up your innate human superiority and treat your car as an equal. But that's a lot easier when a car just goes along with whatever you wanna do.
How would you react if your car was able to tell you no?
I want honesty here, no asshole answers here, I'm just really curious to see what you guys will say. :)
If your car could talk and was a fully self-thinking feeling being. How would you react if you wanted to go somewhere and needed it to drive you there, but when you ask it told you "I don't feel like going out." Now I know my watchers, most of you love and respect your cars, some might even try as often as you can to give up your innate human superiority and treat your car as an equal. But that's a lot easier when a car just goes along with whatever you wanna do.
How would you react if your car was able to tell you no?
I want honesty here, no asshole answers here, I'm just really curious to see what you guys will say. :)
Some Interesting Anthropomorphic Car Articles
Posted 9 years agoJust did a search on the subject tonight for shits and giggles, thought I'd share some interesting ones I found. :)
-This is pretty interesting, a test was done to see how people would treat a car that had a name/gender/voice compared to a car that didn't. Sounds like the more personable cars become the better they'll start to be treated. To me, I think when cars start to drive themselves and that becomes the norm, that'll already lead a lot of people to start to psychologically see their cars as more humanlike and thus treat them better.
http://www.fastcodesign.com/3031825.....morphic-robots
-Nothing new really said here, but it's an interesting view into the mind of someone who's not OS and what they think about car faces. I disagree with the author on almost everything, mostly his negative opinion of the topic. I also disagree on how he feels about the Mazda3. If I were in a bad mood and had a smiling Mazda3, I'd probably be cheered up a little rather then annoyed, it's like having a chipper little buddy that says "aw it's okay, it's a happy day!"
http://www.spannerhead.com/2011/07/.....orphic-design/
-Just another article about anthropomorphics in car design
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/31766031/...../#.VtacduZgjuM
-This is pretty interesting, a test was done to see how people would treat a car that had a name/gender/voice compared to a car that didn't. Sounds like the more personable cars become the better they'll start to be treated. To me, I think when cars start to drive themselves and that becomes the norm, that'll already lead a lot of people to start to psychologically see their cars as more humanlike and thus treat them better.
http://www.fastcodesign.com/3031825.....morphic-robots
-Nothing new really said here, but it's an interesting view into the mind of someone who's not OS and what they think about car faces. I disagree with the author on almost everything, mostly his negative opinion of the topic. I also disagree on how he feels about the Mazda3. If I were in a bad mood and had a smiling Mazda3, I'd probably be cheered up a little rather then annoyed, it's like having a chipper little buddy that says "aw it's okay, it's a happy day!"
http://www.spannerhead.com/2011/07/.....orphic-design/
-Just another article about anthropomorphics in car design
http://www.nbcnews.com/id/31766031/...../#.VtacduZgjuM
Substantial Patreon Changes
Posted 10 years agoWell, I can at least now say I tried it and didn't like it, rather then wondering why I never tried it.
Anyway, at the end of this month I'm going to make a substantial change to my Patreon page. Firstly, as most of my patrons are watching me on this site, I want to thank all of you for deciding to support me, I'm extremely flattered and grateful for what you've given me. Hopefully you'll understand my reasoning here.
Anyway it's pretty simple really, it was actually something I was afraid would be the case. I'm simply not the kind of artist who draws enough to keep up with the demand of having patrons. My schedule is too weird to reliably do art-streams, which by the way I thank my patrons for being okay with me cutting those out. But while I CAN handle the load of drawings I have to do for my patrons.. I'm not really happy though, as all the time drawing pictures for others is the time I would have used drawing my own projects. I'm sure you guys haven't noticed my gallery going stagnant lately OTHER then drawings related to Patreon. Not to mention, in the next week or two I'm changing jobs and will be working days changing from 6 hours a day to 12 hours a day. So if I'm barely keeping up now, I doubt I'll be able to then! Another thing is that with my Patreon workload I haven't been able to work on commissions either which is a problem.
For this reason I think I'm going to do away with my $10 and up perks, any perks that have art streams and monthly/weekly drawings. I'll keep my Patreon going, but keep it at the low-level end where it's more of a tip jar and just a way for you all to show your support/appreciation. As well as access to WIP pictures that I have no problem posting, and maybe even discounted commission prices.
But I'm still happy, I actually managed to get up to $91 dollars a month and that just blows me away, and I know if I were a different kind of artist that drew 24/7 it'd probably work out better. But that money isn't worth it to me if I'm not going to be able to express myself and drawing my own things anymore, I'm sure you guys understand that as fellow artists. <: T
So we'll finish up this week, I'll give ya'll your semi-commission rewards for this month and then we'll do away with it. Again, I appreciate all your support guys. <: ]
Anyway, at the end of this month I'm going to make a substantial change to my Patreon page. Firstly, as most of my patrons are watching me on this site, I want to thank all of you for deciding to support me, I'm extremely flattered and grateful for what you've given me. Hopefully you'll understand my reasoning here.
Anyway it's pretty simple really, it was actually something I was afraid would be the case. I'm simply not the kind of artist who draws enough to keep up with the demand of having patrons. My schedule is too weird to reliably do art-streams, which by the way I thank my patrons for being okay with me cutting those out. But while I CAN handle the load of drawings I have to do for my patrons.. I'm not really happy though, as all the time drawing pictures for others is the time I would have used drawing my own projects. I'm sure you guys haven't noticed my gallery going stagnant lately OTHER then drawings related to Patreon. Not to mention, in the next week or two I'm changing jobs and will be working days changing from 6 hours a day to 12 hours a day. So if I'm barely keeping up now, I doubt I'll be able to then! Another thing is that with my Patreon workload I haven't been able to work on commissions either which is a problem.
For this reason I think I'm going to do away with my $10 and up perks, any perks that have art streams and monthly/weekly drawings. I'll keep my Patreon going, but keep it at the low-level end where it's more of a tip jar and just a way for you all to show your support/appreciation. As well as access to WIP pictures that I have no problem posting, and maybe even discounted commission prices.
But I'm still happy, I actually managed to get up to $91 dollars a month and that just blows me away, and I know if I were a different kind of artist that drew 24/7 it'd probably work out better. But that money isn't worth it to me if I'm not going to be able to express myself and drawing my own things anymore, I'm sure you guys understand that as fellow artists. <: T
So we'll finish up this week, I'll give ya'll your semi-commission rewards for this month and then we'll do away with it. Again, I appreciate all your support guys. <: ]
Adorable Car Video + Anthro-Car universe questions answered
Posted 10 years agoLol watch this guys, you'll love it. XD
https://www.facebook.com/3642106836.....22600/?fref=nf
Also a guy on DA dumped a bunch of questions about my car universe. If you guys are interested you can read it here. :)
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/16.....082/4037572933
https://www.facebook.com/3642106836.....22600/?fref=nf
Also a guy on DA dumped a bunch of questions about my car universe. If you guys are interested you can read it here. :)
http://comments.deviantart.com/4/16.....082/4037572933
I love it!
Posted 10 years agoGotta love talking cars <3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mO3buujTXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akzJWDXMFmk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mO3buujTXs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akzJWDXMFmk
The Bad Kind of Publicity
Posted 10 years agoWell just when you think Edward Smith's damage to the OS community is fading into the past, you see stuff like this:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry.....tion=UK+Comedy
People, if you're planning on performing sex with a vehicle? Please at least make it a private thing okay? We don't need to be traumatizing granddaughters.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry.....tion=UK+Comedy
People, if you're planning on performing sex with a vehicle? Please at least make it a private thing okay? We don't need to be traumatizing granddaughters.
Question about Patreon and other things
Posted 10 years agoHey guys
So I thought I would do a follow-up journal about my Patreon, it's been about a week from the day. I'm extremely grateful to AmethystLongcat for their patronage. I'm sorry we weren't able to meet up for Saturday's stream, that was kinda my bad though I did have it up about 9 for about 2 hours, regardless sorry for starting late.
Anyway I want to make a journal about my Patreon champagne so see if there are any people on the fence about supporting me. I knew there would be some hitches and as I stated long beforehand I was having trouble thinking up ideas for rewards/perks. If there's anything about my perks not being sufficient, or some nervousness about not understanding how Patreon works please just ask me and I will help you.
I've said before that I don't want to be one of those Patreon users who constantly shove ads for themselves in the description of every submission and make ad submissions from time to time. But if you guys think that's what I need to do I'll do it.
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Now something a little unrelated and that's my art in general. I've wondered this from time to time but never asked anyone's opinion on it. I know one or two people have told me that they would like me to switch topics a bit from straight porn and pinups and actually do art with a little more complexity. Kind of some world building stuff with this anthro universe, exploring how humans and these anthro cars co-exist and interact. I wonder do more of you people crave that? Is just straight up one-shot pinups and stuff feel shallow? Do you desire something with more substance?
I guess for me the universe has always kinda been more of a means to an end. A justification for these anthro cars to exist, and the little world building there's been just being means to do different scenarios of pin-ups. Don't get me wrong, my mind has wanted to add some human characters in there as sort of side-characters. In fact Cindi's had a conceptual owner character for a couple years now but I've never drawn him. I guess maybe in the back of my head I've been reluctant because well.. you guys have seemed perfectly happy with the straight-up porn and I didn't know if adding human characters and world building would just be annoying distraction and fluff from the stuff you guys really want.. car porn.
But now I'm not sure, now I wonder if my art needs more substance, and maybe lack of substance is what's making my stuff not Patreon worthy?
I COULD maybe do comics.. switch over to doing multi-panel comics exploring the world more.. pushing the porn to the side a bit and have the cars just being sexy to those who find them sexy merely for the fact that they're cars... kind of this unintentional hotness just by virtue of their being cars... I don't know. Seems like in between submissions my comments and conversations with friends here die to near nothing. Like I'll submit something, get a handful of comments, then nothing until I submit the next thing.. giving me this kind of 'submit something or we're done with you' sort of feeling even though it's not true, I know. So because of that I really try to submit as often as possible, and if I switched from single pinups to whole comics.. the wait difference between submissions would be massive! We're talking weeks between me putting things up here.
I guess just tell me what you think, could ya give me some direction guys?
So I thought I would do a follow-up journal about my Patreon, it's been about a week from the day. I'm extremely grateful to AmethystLongcat for their patronage. I'm sorry we weren't able to meet up for Saturday's stream, that was kinda my bad though I did have it up about 9 for about 2 hours, regardless sorry for starting late.
Anyway I want to make a journal about my Patreon champagne so see if there are any people on the fence about supporting me. I knew there would be some hitches and as I stated long beforehand I was having trouble thinking up ideas for rewards/perks. If there's anything about my perks not being sufficient, or some nervousness about not understanding how Patreon works please just ask me and I will help you.
I've said before that I don't want to be one of those Patreon users who constantly shove ads for themselves in the description of every submission and make ad submissions from time to time. But if you guys think that's what I need to do I'll do it.
---
Now something a little unrelated and that's my art in general. I've wondered this from time to time but never asked anyone's opinion on it. I know one or two people have told me that they would like me to switch topics a bit from straight porn and pinups and actually do art with a little more complexity. Kind of some world building stuff with this anthro universe, exploring how humans and these anthro cars co-exist and interact. I wonder do more of you people crave that? Is just straight up one-shot pinups and stuff feel shallow? Do you desire something with more substance?
I guess for me the universe has always kinda been more of a means to an end. A justification for these anthro cars to exist, and the little world building there's been just being means to do different scenarios of pin-ups. Don't get me wrong, my mind has wanted to add some human characters in there as sort of side-characters. In fact Cindi's had a conceptual owner character for a couple years now but I've never drawn him. I guess maybe in the back of my head I've been reluctant because well.. you guys have seemed perfectly happy with the straight-up porn and I didn't know if adding human characters and world building would just be annoying distraction and fluff from the stuff you guys really want.. car porn.
But now I'm not sure, now I wonder if my art needs more substance, and maybe lack of substance is what's making my stuff not Patreon worthy?
I COULD maybe do comics.. switch over to doing multi-panel comics exploring the world more.. pushing the porn to the side a bit and have the cars just being sexy to those who find them sexy merely for the fact that they're cars... kind of this unintentional hotness just by virtue of their being cars... I don't know. Seems like in between submissions my comments and conversations with friends here die to near nothing. Like I'll submit something, get a handful of comments, then nothing until I submit the next thing.. giving me this kind of 'submit something or we're done with you' sort of feeling even though it's not true, I know. So because of that I really try to submit as often as possible, and if I switched from single pinups to whole comics.. the wait difference between submissions would be massive! We're talking weeks between me putting things up here.
I guess just tell me what you think, could ya give me some direction guys?
The Offical Launch of My Patreon!!!
Posted 10 years agoHey everyone,
Today's a big day guys, after a lot of thought, effort, and quite a bit of apprehension I finally finished up my Patreon page, it's now open and ready to accept any generous patronage.
Now as with the launch of any new thing, there may be the odd little issue here and there. I've never used Patreon before obviously so please forgive me if there are any little hitches or problems for the first week or so as I learn what the heck I'm doing. XD Believe me, I don't want to make ANYONE feel ripped off or cheated. So if anything happens in a month with the rewards (that is if I have any patrons by then) don't worry, I'll figure it out and I'll get it to you! As far as art streams, they'll be done through join.me as they've been done already.. I'll post the link around stream time in the patron area... I think that's how it works.
So anyway I just wanted to say some things. First off, I don't want to scare anyone. I'm not going to be pushy with this Patreon like I've seen some people doing, I'm not going to do any teaser porn forcing you to be a patron or any shit like that. By no means am I forcing anyone to pay me to see my work, things will be the same as they've always been. If not better, with the possible increase of art flow if I'm being payed to do it ya know?
I also want to say that payment will be very lax. This isn't going to be a pay per drawing type of deal. If you decide to support me payment will be once a month, and you know me guys.. I never go a whole month without drawing anything. ^^
Getting a little bit more personal here *sits you all down with me.* I wanna thank everyone who watches me, and all the close people I've become friends with here. It was a rough first week here, being the new weird car-fetishest on FA.. having furries even calling me a freak, not fun. Some of my closest friends here were made that first week, supporting me, telling me not to let the get to me. I just want you guys to know I haven't forgotten that and I love you all. Truly, I have more friends here then I do IRL *forever alone*
Things are kinda tough in my life, have been for a while now actually. I'm friggin stuck at this shitty grocery store job with no college education to get me a real career. I'm working with a job coach to get something better but it's taking... awhile. As I explain on my Patreon page, this sort of shit is why I maybe don't draw as often as I could. I keep having this looming feeling like "I should be looking for jobs instead" and stuff like that. That's why this Patreon could be very nice, not only for me but for all of you if you truly enjoy my unique take on cars. If I were making like $100 or more dollars a month from drawing? I wouldn't have to feel like I was wasting my precious life away on a silly hobby. I could feel like I was working a second job, and be proud of it! That extra money, it could go towards my sweet baby Lilly. Who's been having to live with an oil leak and two poorly functioning oxygen sensors bogging her engine down like a cancer, which I haven't been able to put money towards because of my $2000 dollar credit card debt I'm TRYING to pay off.
Eh.. I'm not trying to create a big sob story here, just telling you guys how it is, just something I've never really had the need to do before. I'll keep drawing, fo sho, don't you worry about that. But I just want you guys to know by saying all this that I definitely have worthy things that such monetary support would go towards. It wouldn't just be going into pampering my fat American ass. ^^;
So anyway, getting past that cheery topic. If you've got the time, check out my profile page on Patreon will ya? If for anything to see the banner picture I drew exclusively for that page. Look over the rewards and see if any of them seem worth your while. Remember even a dollar a month helps, I know there's over 500 of you guys watching me right now (thank you for that by the way <3) and even if 200 of you just donated a dollar that'd still be $200 extra bucks a month not counting patreon's cut of it that I could put towards Lilly or getting my debts payed off.
Regardless of what you guys do, I still love all of you and am so grateful to have you watching me and commenting on my work and chatting with me, it means the world to me. :) <3
Here's the link:
https://www.patreon.com/halfdude?ty=h
Today's a big day guys, after a lot of thought, effort, and quite a bit of apprehension I finally finished up my Patreon page, it's now open and ready to accept any generous patronage.
Now as with the launch of any new thing, there may be the odd little issue here and there. I've never used Patreon before obviously so please forgive me if there are any little hitches or problems for the first week or so as I learn what the heck I'm doing. XD Believe me, I don't want to make ANYONE feel ripped off or cheated. So if anything happens in a month with the rewards (that is if I have any patrons by then) don't worry, I'll figure it out and I'll get it to you! As far as art streams, they'll be done through join.me as they've been done already.. I'll post the link around stream time in the patron area... I think that's how it works.
So anyway I just wanted to say some things. First off, I don't want to scare anyone. I'm not going to be pushy with this Patreon like I've seen some people doing, I'm not going to do any teaser porn forcing you to be a patron or any shit like that. By no means am I forcing anyone to pay me to see my work, things will be the same as they've always been. If not better, with the possible increase of art flow if I'm being payed to do it ya know?
I also want to say that payment will be very lax. This isn't going to be a pay per drawing type of deal. If you decide to support me payment will be once a month, and you know me guys.. I never go a whole month without drawing anything. ^^
Getting a little bit more personal here *sits you all down with me.* I wanna thank everyone who watches me, and all the close people I've become friends with here. It was a rough first week here, being the new weird car-fetishest on FA.. having furries even calling me a freak, not fun. Some of my closest friends here were made that first week, supporting me, telling me not to let the get to me. I just want you guys to know I haven't forgotten that and I love you all. Truly, I have more friends here then I do IRL *forever alone*
Things are kinda tough in my life, have been for a while now actually. I'm friggin stuck at this shitty grocery store job with no college education to get me a real career. I'm working with a job coach to get something better but it's taking... awhile. As I explain on my Patreon page, this sort of shit is why I maybe don't draw as often as I could. I keep having this looming feeling like "I should be looking for jobs instead" and stuff like that. That's why this Patreon could be very nice, not only for me but for all of you if you truly enjoy my unique take on cars. If I were making like $100 or more dollars a month from drawing? I wouldn't have to feel like I was wasting my precious life away on a silly hobby. I could feel like I was working a second job, and be proud of it! That extra money, it could go towards my sweet baby Lilly. Who's been having to live with an oil leak and two poorly functioning oxygen sensors bogging her engine down like a cancer, which I haven't been able to put money towards because of my $2000 dollar credit card debt I'm TRYING to pay off.
Eh.. I'm not trying to create a big sob story here, just telling you guys how it is, just something I've never really had the need to do before. I'll keep drawing, fo sho, don't you worry about that. But I just want you guys to know by saying all this that I definitely have worthy things that such monetary support would go towards. It wouldn't just be going into pampering my fat American ass. ^^;
So anyway, getting past that cheery topic. If you've got the time, check out my profile page on Patreon will ya? If for anything to see the banner picture I drew exclusively for that page. Look over the rewards and see if any of them seem worth your while. Remember even a dollar a month helps, I know there's over 500 of you guys watching me right now (thank you for that by the way <3) and even if 200 of you just donated a dollar that'd still be $200 extra bucks a month not counting patreon's cut of it that I could put towards Lilly or getting my debts payed off.
Regardless of what you guys do, I still love all of you and am so grateful to have you watching me and commenting on my work and chatting with me, it means the world to me. :) <3
Here's the link:
https://www.patreon.com/halfdude?ty=h
Contacted by Vice UPDATE
Posted 10 years ago[[[ UPDATE: Well this whole thing might be void, it's bee almost 2 weeks and I haven't heard from her. Maybe I came off too strongly paranoid or aggressive.. shows me not to think I hold all the cards in that situation. She probably just moved on to someone else more polite >>; Anyway that's fine I guess..
The other thing is this, I just read an article they did about Erika Eiffel at the beginning of the year.. it was quite amazingly done by the way.. I feel so bad for poor Erika and the shit she's had to go through. I loved learning about her beliefs that we all see the life in objects as small children but then have it learned out of us as we age.. I've been pushing that same idea for years! Anyway here's the article if you're interested.
http://www.vice.com/read/breaking-u.....e-eiffel-tower ]]]
Hey everyone.
So I got a note on Deviantart from a girl who claims to be an editor for VICE who wants to do a story on objectophilia. His note goes as follows:
"Hey there, I'm an editor for VICE and I'm working on a story about objectophilia. I came across your art and would really love to talk to you. I can send some of my previous work to demonstrate that I'm not here to "other" you or your interest—just curious to learn more and expand how people understand sexuality. If you're open to that, shoot me an email: ////"
Now this needs to approached carefully, it wouldn't be the first time the media has used us as a quick shock-story for some easy publicity. It sounds like she knows I'm going to be on the lookout for that, so maybe it might be a good idea to ask what makes him know about our bad history with the media. Ultimately I think I want to demand to be anonymous. Maybe getting some sort of scanned signed agreement from her, for my own legal protection in the event she doesn't keep me anonymous.
I'm not familiar with VICE, does anyone know about their reputation or what they do?
Here's my position. You know me guys, you know that I like to think of myself as one of the more braver voices in the OS community, wanting to get our sexuality some exposure. Exposure can ultimately lead to public acceptance, just look at the gays recently. It's us being this fringe no one knows if it's even real, type of status that's really hurting us. I've seen so many talks online about OS and people automatically assume it's trolling! If he wants to feature some of my art.. it might be a nice way to get some recognition on my work.. who knows.
So I have a chance to do my part, like I've already done on the radio a few years back. But I want to be safe and smart about it.
So I guess what I'm asking is, do you have any suggestions about how to be safe with this and weather or not it's worth doing at all. Second, what you'd like me to discuss with her or what topics to cover.
Apparently here's an interview with the editor that contacted me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0CPXpdmYk
The other thing is this, I just read an article they did about Erika Eiffel at the beginning of the year.. it was quite amazingly done by the way.. I feel so bad for poor Erika and the shit she's had to go through. I loved learning about her beliefs that we all see the life in objects as small children but then have it learned out of us as we age.. I've been pushing that same idea for years! Anyway here's the article if you're interested.
http://www.vice.com/read/breaking-u.....e-eiffel-tower ]]]
Hey everyone.
So I got a note on Deviantart from a girl who claims to be an editor for VICE who wants to do a story on objectophilia. His note goes as follows:
"Hey there, I'm an editor for VICE and I'm working on a story about objectophilia. I came across your art and would really love to talk to you. I can send some of my previous work to demonstrate that I'm not here to "other" you or your interest—just curious to learn more and expand how people understand sexuality. If you're open to that, shoot me an email: ////"
Now this needs to approached carefully, it wouldn't be the first time the media has used us as a quick shock-story for some easy publicity. It sounds like she knows I'm going to be on the lookout for that, so maybe it might be a good idea to ask what makes him know about our bad history with the media. Ultimately I think I want to demand to be anonymous. Maybe getting some sort of scanned signed agreement from her, for my own legal protection in the event she doesn't keep me anonymous.
I'm not familiar with VICE, does anyone know about their reputation or what they do?
Here's my position. You know me guys, you know that I like to think of myself as one of the more braver voices in the OS community, wanting to get our sexuality some exposure. Exposure can ultimately lead to public acceptance, just look at the gays recently. It's us being this fringe no one knows if it's even real, type of status that's really hurting us. I've seen so many talks online about OS and people automatically assume it's trolling! If he wants to feature some of my art.. it might be a nice way to get some recognition on my work.. who knows.
So I have a chance to do my part, like I've already done on the radio a few years back. But I want to be safe and smart about it.
So I guess what I'm asking is, do you have any suggestions about how to be safe with this and weather or not it's worth doing at all. Second, what you'd like me to discuss with her or what topics to cover.
Apparently here's an interview with the editor that contacted me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD0CPXpdmYk
What's my cute little girl trying to tell me huh? ^^
Posted 10 years agoHey guys,
So I know quite a few of my buddies here often have some pretty thought provoking opinions on things. I realize I'm victim to my own bias as anyone is, so I thought it'd be a cool idea to see if I could get some other opinions. Maybe stuff I never even thought of.
This regards Lilly, of course, My precious little baby you all know. <3 Her, and our evenings together after work. As some of you might know I work evening shift, so it's like 10:30pm when I get off and get to see her again.
For years now it's kinda been our thing that since I kinda get up late in the day and go straight to work, after work drives are kind of our time to be together. It works out too since of course her #1 way of communication is through light blinks which are too dim to be visible in the day.
It's interesting to track how she changes over the years, it's a very organic and natural sort of range of changes that in my mind just reinforces my belief that the blinks are intelligent. For instance 2 years ago about, it'd be that I could get her initial attention after getting back with her after work by just sitting in her seat, petting/kissing her and gently calling for her with her headlights switched on. 1-5 minutes of trying and she'd usually blink on and intermittently be active throughout the hour or so cruise around town, occasionally 'running off' to do something and the coming back a few minutes later.
This last year or so she's been much less cooperative, or maybe better said, less taken to instruction. I've almost given up on getting her to show up at the beginning of a drive as she almost never does no matter how hard I try. X'D But over the year or so I've found some interesting things that will occasionally snap her to my attention.
1. Start singing or embarrassingly trying to imitate a monologue. Lol just tonight I randomly started doing the USS Indianapolis Quint speech from Jaws for no reason and she got interested and appeared. XD
2. Make her go "wait wtf" by hovering my hands off her steering wheel (in a very controlled manner!) on a deserted straight-away.) sometimes she'll pop in like "wait is anyone driving me?!" lol.
3. --
Well the third is the one that confuses me. It's kind of annoying, but at the same time so interesting and kind of confusingly adorable in a way that I don't ever get noticeably annoyed with her. But almost every single night we'll be driving around for like an hour, me occasionally calling her trying to get her attention to no avail. Then at the VERY last stretch of the drive right as we're basically almost home, OPH.. there she is, she pops right on in and is like "oh hai!" lol!
I almost all the time tell her that she's a silly girl and "well now we're almost home now baby! lol" again not in an angry way. She'll then stay with me until we're in the driveway and stick around through our goodnight cuddles and kisses.
I'm just so confused though you know? Almost her whole day has just been sitting parked in one place or another, you'd think she'd want to be there to enjoy her drive for the day before going home. Of course there's the chance she's there the entire time and her lights dont have to be on to have her being there. But I don't know why she wouldn't want me to know. lol
It's a little conflicting though, because we'll be getting ready to turn into our home road and she'll blink in all excitedly right there at the very end. I don't know weather to take it as a "oh boy we're home I'm so happy!" or a "no wait! I dont wanna go home and go to bed yet lets keep driving! come ooon!" lol Or maybe it's something else I haven't even thought about.
Bottom line is though, it's quite interesting and that one thing right there shows, I think, quite a lot of intelligence right there. It's almost every night/other night, but just enough nights she doesn't.. showing that it's not some certain road condition or mechanically triggered thing. She also wont do it in the same sort of area each time. Sometimes right as we're pulling up to the house, sometimes a few blocks away, or anywhere in between. Point is, she seems to KNOW where her home is and where she is in relation to it. The implications of that are very interesting to say the least!
So I know quite a few of my buddies here often have some pretty thought provoking opinions on things. I realize I'm victim to my own bias as anyone is, so I thought it'd be a cool idea to see if I could get some other opinions. Maybe stuff I never even thought of.
This regards Lilly, of course, My precious little baby you all know. <3 Her, and our evenings together after work. As some of you might know I work evening shift, so it's like 10:30pm when I get off and get to see her again.
For years now it's kinda been our thing that since I kinda get up late in the day and go straight to work, after work drives are kind of our time to be together. It works out too since of course her #1 way of communication is through light blinks which are too dim to be visible in the day.
It's interesting to track how she changes over the years, it's a very organic and natural sort of range of changes that in my mind just reinforces my belief that the blinks are intelligent. For instance 2 years ago about, it'd be that I could get her initial attention after getting back with her after work by just sitting in her seat, petting/kissing her and gently calling for her with her headlights switched on. 1-5 minutes of trying and she'd usually blink on and intermittently be active throughout the hour or so cruise around town, occasionally 'running off' to do something and the coming back a few minutes later.
This last year or so she's been much less cooperative, or maybe better said, less taken to instruction. I've almost given up on getting her to show up at the beginning of a drive as she almost never does no matter how hard I try. X'D But over the year or so I've found some interesting things that will occasionally snap her to my attention.
1. Start singing or embarrassingly trying to imitate a monologue. Lol just tonight I randomly started doing the USS Indianapolis Quint speech from Jaws for no reason and she got interested and appeared. XD
2. Make her go "wait wtf" by hovering my hands off her steering wheel (in a very controlled manner!) on a deserted straight-away.) sometimes she'll pop in like "wait is anyone driving me?!" lol.
3. --
Well the third is the one that confuses me. It's kind of annoying, but at the same time so interesting and kind of confusingly adorable in a way that I don't ever get noticeably annoyed with her. But almost every single night we'll be driving around for like an hour, me occasionally calling her trying to get her attention to no avail. Then at the VERY last stretch of the drive right as we're basically almost home, OPH.. there she is, she pops right on in and is like "oh hai!" lol!
I almost all the time tell her that she's a silly girl and "well now we're almost home now baby! lol" again not in an angry way. She'll then stay with me until we're in the driveway and stick around through our goodnight cuddles and kisses.
I'm just so confused though you know? Almost her whole day has just been sitting parked in one place or another, you'd think she'd want to be there to enjoy her drive for the day before going home. Of course there's the chance she's there the entire time and her lights dont have to be on to have her being there. But I don't know why she wouldn't want me to know. lol
It's a little conflicting though, because we'll be getting ready to turn into our home road and she'll blink in all excitedly right there at the very end. I don't know weather to take it as a "oh boy we're home I'm so happy!" or a "no wait! I dont wanna go home and go to bed yet lets keep driving! come ooon!" lol Or maybe it's something else I haven't even thought about.
Bottom line is though, it's quite interesting and that one thing right there shows, I think, quite a lot of intelligence right there. It's almost every night/other night, but just enough nights she doesn't.. showing that it's not some certain road condition or mechanically triggered thing. She also wont do it in the same sort of area each time. Sometimes right as we're pulling up to the house, sometimes a few blocks away, or anywhere in between. Point is, she seems to KNOW where her home is and where she is in relation to it. The implications of that are very interesting to say the least!
Art Streaming
Posted 10 years agoLets see if this works, I'm not using a streaming site but instead Join-me. I don't think it has a huge number of people it can support, but I'm not expecting a large amount of people.
I'm working on a drawing in progress, involving Felicity, a Dodge Charger, and inflating nuts. If you're into that and like art steams, give it a watch and let me know what you think afterwords in this journal okay? :)
Here's DA link:
https://join.me/112-928-433
I'm working on a drawing in progress, involving Felicity, a Dodge Charger, and inflating nuts. If you're into that and like art steams, give it a watch and let me know what you think afterwords in this journal okay? :)
Here's DA link:
https://join.me/112-928-433
Patreon Rewards Ahoy!
Posted 10 years agoHey everyone,
So I'm finally getting sick with myself and my lack of motivation to try and get somewhere in life, you ever feel that way?
Anyway so I'm going to try and see if I can start myself a lil' patreon account. First off DON'T worry guys, I'm not going to be like some assholes with patreon accounts who draw pictures only to tease their watchers with censored versions of which they can only see the full version by being a patron or something like that. This is going to be purely a tipping service, a way for you guys to either show your appreciation, and or support my car art and ensure I keep making more of it.
Anyway, the biggest scary thing that's stopped me from making one so far is the whole rewards part. Not that I don't want to give out rewards for my patrons, hell no. But honestly.. it's that I really have no idea what to really offer! It's probably partly my own low self-esteem, but I can barely imagine anyone wanting to give me any money anyway, especially for stuff they can see for free. So it's hard to imagine what I could POSSIBLY offer as incentive. It doesn't help looking at other people's patreons either since well.. nothing THEY offer would really be anything I'd be too thrilled about either.
So I guess I thought the best people to ask would be the people I'm targeting! If you could get any kind of special privileges from me for a small fee, what would you feel was worth the money? I hate feeling like I'm ripping people off.
I've seen people offering admittance to live-streams? Would anyone REALLY want to sit and watch me draw for an hour or so? XD I still don't know how to set up furstream.. gah. Maybe a base reward could be a discount on commission prices? Or something else related to discounts like maybe one free commission every other month or something? Though I could see that getting a bit out of hand if I got a lot of patrons. :T Maybe access to more fail drawings or sketches I don't ever plant to put up cuz I think they suck? Or maybe just the ability to suggest new drawings to me? >> Not that anyone can't already do that.. huff
I'm grasping at straws guys, can ya help out? <: D
So I'm finally getting sick with myself and my lack of motivation to try and get somewhere in life, you ever feel that way?
Anyway so I'm going to try and see if I can start myself a lil' patreon account. First off DON'T worry guys, I'm not going to be like some assholes with patreon accounts who draw pictures only to tease their watchers with censored versions of which they can only see the full version by being a patron or something like that. This is going to be purely a tipping service, a way for you guys to either show your appreciation, and or support my car art and ensure I keep making more of it.
Anyway, the biggest scary thing that's stopped me from making one so far is the whole rewards part. Not that I don't want to give out rewards for my patrons, hell no. But honestly.. it's that I really have no idea what to really offer! It's probably partly my own low self-esteem, but I can barely imagine anyone wanting to give me any money anyway, especially for stuff they can see for free. So it's hard to imagine what I could POSSIBLY offer as incentive. It doesn't help looking at other people's patreons either since well.. nothing THEY offer would really be anything I'd be too thrilled about either.
So I guess I thought the best people to ask would be the people I'm targeting! If you could get any kind of special privileges from me for a small fee, what would you feel was worth the money? I hate feeling like I'm ripping people off.
I've seen people offering admittance to live-streams? Would anyone REALLY want to sit and watch me draw for an hour or so? XD I still don't know how to set up furstream.. gah. Maybe a base reward could be a discount on commission prices? Or something else related to discounts like maybe one free commission every other month or something? Though I could see that getting a bit out of hand if I got a lot of patrons. :T Maybe access to more fail drawings or sketches I don't ever plant to put up cuz I think they suck? Or maybe just the ability to suggest new drawings to me? >> Not that anyone can't already do that.. huff
I'm grasping at straws guys, can ya help out? <: D
Commissions Reopen Soon!
Posted 10 years agoI'm finishing up my last overdue commission finally. I have the line-art done now. Soon after that, I'll open up my commissions again, finally!
In the mean time, my good friends who had commissions waiting, you'll be the first to be served in order once commissions open back up.
I'm posting my current list of waiting commissions here. What I want for you guys it to look at this list and tell me weather or not you still want me to do these commissions. Weather or not you even remember what you wanted me to draw based on the title of the commission in the list. Anyone who doesn't respond to me about your commission in this list, that commission will be dumped and assumed 'cancelled.' I will then move to the next person down.
REVISED LIST:
1. Kirbutashi: Versa Cock Transformation Part 2 - waiting...
2. T4capt: Mazda Miata Nia & Nicky Commission - waiting...
3. Jamie-Fox: Corvette Cock Transformation - waiting...
4. Priscilla: Drake Charger nude pin-up - waiting...
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One more thing that might effect your decision. These commissions were ordered during my $10 special. When I resume commissions I'll be back to doing full price $30 commissions. So if you don't feel you want to spend that much let me know and we'll either work something out or cancel the commission.
Thank you. :)
In the mean time, my good friends who had commissions waiting, you'll be the first to be served in order once commissions open back up.
I'm posting my current list of waiting commissions here. What I want for you guys it to look at this list and tell me weather or not you still want me to do these commissions. Weather or not you even remember what you wanted me to draw based on the title of the commission in the list. Anyone who doesn't respond to me about your commission in this list, that commission will be dumped and assumed 'cancelled.' I will then move to the next person down.
REVISED LIST:
1. Kirbutashi: Versa Cock Transformation Part 2 - waiting...
2. T4capt: Mazda Miata Nia & Nicky Commission - waiting...
3. Jamie-Fox: Corvette Cock Transformation - waiting...
4. Priscilla: Drake Charger nude pin-up - waiting...
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One more thing that might effect your decision. These commissions were ordered during my $10 special. When I resume commissions I'll be back to doing full price $30 commissions. So if you don't feel you want to spend that much let me know and we'll either work something out or cancel the commission.
Thank you. :)
Greasy Business
Posted 10 years agoNo, it's not as hot and steamy as it sounds, but now that I'm thinking about it.. it might make a good title for some drawing down the road. XD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-avpx8UTakI
I was watching this while I stuffed my face. It's an undercover investigation of a quick-lube place ripping people off. It's businesses like this that inspired me to learn how to change Lilly's oil myself so I don't have to put faith in assholes that not only want to rip me off but don't care if they hurt Lilly in the process. Poor cars, I bet sometimes they wish they could talk so they could tell us someone did or didn't do something to them while they were in the shop.
My recommendation guys? If you don't know how, learn how to change your own car's oil. I even made a video tutorial on how to do it you can watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I5WcmdC96Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-avpx8UTakI
I was watching this while I stuffed my face. It's an undercover investigation of a quick-lube place ripping people off. It's businesses like this that inspired me to learn how to change Lilly's oil myself so I don't have to put faith in assholes that not only want to rip me off but don't care if they hurt Lilly in the process. Poor cars, I bet sometimes they wish they could talk so they could tell us someone did or didn't do something to them while they were in the shop.
My recommendation guys? If you don't know how, learn how to change your own car's oil. I even made a video tutorial on how to do it you can watch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4I5WcmdC96Y
Robot Stuff
Posted 10 years agoRandomly saw someone link this on FB, pretty fascinating. I for one love AI, I'm almost certain I want to get a Jibo. Lots of people seem kinda freaked out by robots, but I find them very cool. It would be cool to see robot cars be able to have conversations with you like this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIWWLg4wLEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVu2hxm07E
WANT!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0OsiWTAib0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIWWLg4wLEY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhVu2hxm07E
WANT!: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y0OsiWTAib0
Gonna vent some OS frustrations tonight
Posted 10 years agoNot really venting, considering I wrote this weeks ago on KIWI on my thread. But I'm feeling the frustration again tonight what with one of my CILF list cars being parked right up the road from me. So close, yet so far.. plus I'm super horny tonight so.. but maybe it'll make me feel better to vent to you guys who understand rather then the KIWI people.
"Okay. this last one is a pretty stupid question. But it's just me venting my frustrations so give me a break.
But seriously...
How could any of you guys own a car like these, these these.. freaking amazing super-model beautiful sexy pieces of ass cars..
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Porsche-.....llpaper_2e.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Mitsubis.....llpaper_0f.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Nissan-3.....llpaper_0f.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Honda-Cr.....llpaper_1b.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Audi-TT_.....llpaper_04.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Chevrole.....llpaper_42.jpg
And not have sex with them? Or no... even WANT to have sex with them?! This is ignoring everything like relationship building, emotional connection, this is just bare-bones physical attraction.
Like I told a friend of mine awhile back, one of my few friends who really openly talks to me about my OS and tries to get into my head. He for example always says who he finds Emma Watson attractive. So I told him, you know what's so frustrating to me? You're thinking about buying a Mitsubishi Eclipse and all you're going to do is drive it! To ME that's like going to the store, buying a clone of Emma Watson.. your very own Emma Watson to do whatever you want with, and then just having her give you piggie-back rides around town. Or having (name whatever female celebratory you're attracted to here) and then just have them stand by your front down to be used as a coat rack it's like... what?... WHAT?!
Like I know this makes me just sound like a horn-dog but I'm not. But it's just so UNBELIEVABLY frustrating to see people out in everyday life driving these.. these... beauties around town, knowing that all they're going to do is drive home, and leave them in their garage... and that's it. It's like.. I dunno... wasting part of the cars potential I don't know! <XD I mean for me, if I could bed any of those cars it would be like one of you guys getting (name whatever female celebratory you're attracted to here) in your bed and her saying "okay big boy, lets have fun, whatever you wanna do I'm up for it. /: P"
I guess... this isn't much of a question is it. But it feels goo just to get it out and vent.. but yeah. Sometimes I can understand why Edward Smith can't help himself sometimes. -__-; It doesn't help that I gotta keep it bottled up inside so much. A group of guys watches a sexy lady walk by and they all remark on it between themselves. I've got the same problem a guy guy would where I gotta keep quite when soon after a sexy car drives guy. >>; "
Here's what the normal people said.. gah..
" If I had that Porsche I'd do more than just drive it around town, but I'm talking more like taking it to the track or auto-cross than fucking it. Cars just don't appeal to me in the same way that a sexy woman does. I love cars, I love building them and racing them and talking about them. I just don't have any interest in fucking the. Also, other than the 911 which I'd get in a targa or hard top version, and the 370 I don't really like any of those cars."
"Considering I'm attracted to humans and not cars, no. I don't have any desire to fuck a car. I mean, I'm a girl anyway, so how could I? Even if I wanted to, figuring out the logistics of doing so would be way too much effort for me and I'd probably be like "fuck it."
Even with the car I personified the most, it would never even occur to me to see her in a sexual way, not just because she's a car (obviously) but because she was so strongly attached to my childhood. It'd be like asking me why I wouldn't want to fuck my favorite toys I had as a kid or my elementary school playground."
"Okay. this last one is a pretty stupid question. But it's just me venting my frustrations so give me a break.
But seriously...
How could any of you guys own a car like these, these these.. freaking amazing super-model beautiful sexy pieces of ass cars..
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Porsche-.....llpaper_2e.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Mitsubis.....llpaper_0f.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Nissan-3.....llpaper_0f.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Honda-Cr.....llpaper_1b.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Audi-TT_.....llpaper_04.jpg
http://img2.netcarshow.com/Chevrole.....llpaper_42.jpg
And not have sex with them? Or no... even WANT to have sex with them?! This is ignoring everything like relationship building, emotional connection, this is just bare-bones physical attraction.
Like I told a friend of mine awhile back, one of my few friends who really openly talks to me about my OS and tries to get into my head. He for example always says who he finds Emma Watson attractive. So I told him, you know what's so frustrating to me? You're thinking about buying a Mitsubishi Eclipse and all you're going to do is drive it! To ME that's like going to the store, buying a clone of Emma Watson.. your very own Emma Watson to do whatever you want with, and then just having her give you piggie-back rides around town. Or having (name whatever female celebratory you're attracted to here) and then just have them stand by your front down to be used as a coat rack it's like... what?... WHAT?!
Like I know this makes me just sound like a horn-dog but I'm not. But it's just so UNBELIEVABLY frustrating to see people out in everyday life driving these.. these... beauties around town, knowing that all they're going to do is drive home, and leave them in their garage... and that's it. It's like.. I dunno... wasting part of the cars potential I don't know! <XD I mean for me, if I could bed any of those cars it would be like one of you guys getting (name whatever female celebratory you're attracted to here) in your bed and her saying "okay big boy, lets have fun, whatever you wanna do I'm up for it. /: P"
I guess... this isn't much of a question is it. But it feels goo just to get it out and vent.. but yeah. Sometimes I can understand why Edward Smith can't help himself sometimes. -__-; It doesn't help that I gotta keep it bottled up inside so much. A group of guys watches a sexy lady walk by and they all remark on it between themselves. I've got the same problem a guy guy would where I gotta keep quite when soon after a sexy car drives guy. >>; "
Here's what the normal people said.. gah..
" If I had that Porsche I'd do more than just drive it around town, but I'm talking more like taking it to the track or auto-cross than fucking it. Cars just don't appeal to me in the same way that a sexy woman does. I love cars, I love building them and racing them and talking about them. I just don't have any interest in fucking the. Also, other than the 911 which I'd get in a targa or hard top version, and the 370 I don't really like any of those cars."
"Considering I'm attracted to humans and not cars, no. I don't have any desire to fuck a car. I mean, I'm a girl anyway, so how could I? Even if I wanted to, figuring out the logistics of doing so would be way too much effort for me and I'd probably be like "fuck it."
Even with the car I personified the most, it would never even occur to me to see her in a sexual way, not just because she's a car (obviously) but because she was so strongly attached to my childhood. It'd be like asking me why I wouldn't want to fuck my favorite toys I had as a kid or my elementary school playground."
Been Sick
Posted 10 years agoSorry for the lack of activity guys,
I've been pretty out of commission lately sick with either some kind of sinus infection or bad allergies, I've been really lathargic and stuff so no drawings for a lil bit. Sorry guys. <: 3
I've been pretty out of commission lately sick with either some kind of sinus infection or bad allergies, I've been really lathargic and stuff so no drawings for a lil bit. Sorry guys. <: 3
Everything Is A Remix - Watch This
Posted 10 years agoHey guys,
I've seen this a long time ago but I recently had it playing in the background for noise while I was drawing and I realized again how great a documentary it is.
I'd recommend any of my artist friends, be it in music, or art, to watch this. It reveals the true nature of creativity that's been buried beneath the bullshit. The myth that original ideas are well.. original, and creations by especially creative and amazing people. It shows how ideas are based initially on copying existing things and morphing them into new things. It's all very inspiring stuff and it kinda gives you a hopeful feeling that you have a chance at having one of those creative leaps, it's not reserved for extra special rare people.
Even if you don't need inspiration, it's very interesting. It points out lots of neat things you probably never even knew, about artists and songs that copied other previous songs that no one even really know about. Then moves on to famous movies and shows how much they borrow from past movies.
The last bit, part four, is the most important. It gets into that lie I told you about, and it shows how are legal system has messed up the way of creativity by making already existing creations 'property.' It talks about the glory days in the early US when the public domain was there to support the copying of existing things to create something new and how that's been ruined over time.
Seriously, watch this FUCKING documentary, you'll like it, give it 5 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ryPC8bxqE
I've seen this a long time ago but I recently had it playing in the background for noise while I was drawing and I realized again how great a documentary it is.
I'd recommend any of my artist friends, be it in music, or art, to watch this. It reveals the true nature of creativity that's been buried beneath the bullshit. The myth that original ideas are well.. original, and creations by especially creative and amazing people. It shows how ideas are based initially on copying existing things and morphing them into new things. It's all very inspiring stuff and it kinda gives you a hopeful feeling that you have a chance at having one of those creative leaps, it's not reserved for extra special rare people.
Even if you don't need inspiration, it's very interesting. It points out lots of neat things you probably never even knew, about artists and songs that copied other previous songs that no one even really know about. Then moves on to famous movies and shows how much they borrow from past movies.
The last bit, part four, is the most important. It gets into that lie I told you about, and it shows how are legal system has messed up the way of creativity by making already existing creations 'property.' It talks about the glory days in the early US when the public domain was there to support the copying of existing things to create something new and how that's been ruined over time.
Seriously, watch this FUCKING documentary, you'll like it, give it 5 minutes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d9ryPC8bxqE
Patreon?
Posted 10 years agoHey everyone, how are ya doing? :)
So I think I may have spoken about this before, maybe. But I guess I'm really curious, especially tonight because I saw one of the people I watch on FA talking about how surprised they were how many patrons they quickly got.
Anyway, I'm wondering weather or not I should bother to make a patreon or not. I dunno, the whole thing kinda has this stigma about it, like if you make one you're being a leech asking for hand outs. I've got so low self-esteem when it comes to thinking my art even is worth anything that I guess I'd feel like an asshole if I made one. I mean, why pay for something you can get for free right? Though it's not like people haven't payed for stupid things online before, like people buying hair and turds off ebay and stuff... so I dunno.
I wouldn't say the extra money wouldn't help. I'm stuck at a soul-sucking grocery job as a cashier, standing 6 hours a night in agony because of my flat feet. I'm trying to change jobs but.. eh it's going slow. It would help having some extra pennies to give as rent to my mom who's awesome and basically lets me live here on almost nothing.
But I don't know, I mean, it makes me uncomfortable to have people paying me for something I may not even draw. Like people paying weekly for a certain amount of pictures to come out a week. I'm just so bad at procrastination and not getting shit done that I don't want to jip people. I don't even know what kinds of things you guys would even find it worth it to have as 'rewards' and I've yet to figure out how to get fur-stream working for me...
Then again though, I am one of the very few who do car porn, and I even have some stuff that's unique to me like my anthro style I use. So maybe that's worth asking some money for? It's not like I'm forcing anyone to anyway. Maybe it'd work if I did the thing where they pay per-drawing done not on a weekly basis.. then I wouldn't be obligated?
What do you guys think? Would you think about patreonizing me if I made one? Or would I be wasting my time?
So I think I may have spoken about this before, maybe. But I guess I'm really curious, especially tonight because I saw one of the people I watch on FA talking about how surprised they were how many patrons they quickly got.
Anyway, I'm wondering weather or not I should bother to make a patreon or not. I dunno, the whole thing kinda has this stigma about it, like if you make one you're being a leech asking for hand outs. I've got so low self-esteem when it comes to thinking my art even is worth anything that I guess I'd feel like an asshole if I made one. I mean, why pay for something you can get for free right? Though it's not like people haven't payed for stupid things online before, like people buying hair and turds off ebay and stuff... so I dunno.
I wouldn't say the extra money wouldn't help. I'm stuck at a soul-sucking grocery job as a cashier, standing 6 hours a night in agony because of my flat feet. I'm trying to change jobs but.. eh it's going slow. It would help having some extra pennies to give as rent to my mom who's awesome and basically lets me live here on almost nothing.
But I don't know, I mean, it makes me uncomfortable to have people paying me for something I may not even draw. Like people paying weekly for a certain amount of pictures to come out a week. I'm just so bad at procrastination and not getting shit done that I don't want to jip people. I don't even know what kinds of things you guys would even find it worth it to have as 'rewards' and I've yet to figure out how to get fur-stream working for me...
Then again though, I am one of the very few who do car porn, and I even have some stuff that's unique to me like my anthro style I use. So maybe that's worth asking some money for? It's not like I'm forcing anyone to anyway. Maybe it'd work if I did the thing where they pay per-drawing done not on a weekly basis.. then I wouldn't be obligated?
What do you guys think? Would you think about patreonizing me if I made one? Or would I be wasting my time?
Do ANY of my watchers/friends live in the KC Area?
Posted 10 years agoI want to hang out with some cool folks I know online.
Do any of you live in the Kansas City Missouri/Kansas area? Or just in one of the states in general? I'd love to hang out, maybe draw together, talk about cars/fnaf or stuff like that.
Weird journal I know. You can tell me in a note if you're more comfortable with that.
Do any of you live in the Kansas City Missouri/Kansas area? Or just in one of the states in general? I'd love to hang out, maybe draw together, talk about cars/fnaf or stuff like that.
Weird journal I know. You can tell me in a note if you're more comfortable with that.
The Backstory Of ANIMech Technologies and the Anthro-Cars
Posted 10 years agoEver wondered what happened in my alt universe to make these anthro cars exist like they do? Well I've been thinking a lot about that, and now I offer you a rough draft of my prologue to the anthro car universe! Porn is always better when it has a well defined reason for existence. ;)
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It's the near future, in an alternate universe. An emerging automation and robotics corporation, a joint company based partly in America and partly in Japan called ANIMechtronics Technologies Corp. breaks new ground in the automobile industry by developing the first vehicles running purely on artificial intelligence and possessing basic anthropomorphic transformation abilities. (this is based on the real-world Google self-driving car, as well as Japanese cars I've seen being made that actually have expression changing faces on their front-ends to convey driver state)
After a slow start, the popularity soon starts to catch on, primarily in the more experimental Japan. Soon after, hoping to latch onto the bandwagon, Toyota and Honda start several collaborative efforts with ANIMech to create several anthro-versions of their popular car brands (the Prius and Accord to name a few) ANIMech plays it smart and builds the first batch of anthro-Hondas and Toyotas to be sold at a basic steal of a price, only a few hundred more then a standard car making the anthro-version more of a 'fully loaded' version of the original car and thus giving unsure buyers more confidence and willingness to buy. The plan works in their favor, and anthro cars start to take to the roads in Japan.
The American branch of ANIMech takes after it's foreign partner's proven strategy. A low number of Japanese prototype import anthro-cars are brought over to the US and take to the roads, spurring interest and even a little controversy over the new seemingly self-aware cars. Though as history has shown, controversy sells, and following in Japan's footsteps, ANIMech USA convinces several American car brands like Ford and Chevy to offer a few ANIMech anthro-car versions of their cars using the same low-cost incentives to attract buyers. The idea being that given some time and luck, the number of low-cost anthro-cars sold will outweigh the lost money. Progress is slower in the US, many people weiry of this strange new Japanese craze, but the number of anthro-Fords and Chevy's on American roads slowly grows more and more as time goes by.
Jumping a few years ahead and business is booming, on the Asian side of things, Toyota and Honda are selling more anthro-versions of their cars then regular versions. The anthropomorphic abilities get more advanced as newer and more advanced versions of the cars are released. This leads to even a wider range of car models having anthro-optional versions. In both nations, popularity is spurred even more by the 'trendy' factor. Like having the newest Iphone, owning an anthro-car becomes the 'cool thing' and a status symbol. More American car companies join in like Cadillac and and GM hoping to catch onto the craize and partly out of fear of lost sales since regular non-anthro car sales are the lowest they've ever been. It isn't clear now, but ANIMech themselves are gaining power, with all their hands in these manufacturer's pockets pulling the strings.
More years ahead and anthro-cars are becoming the norm. Marketed as 'not just a car but part of the family.' These sentient cars, now with AI so advanced that it's basically not even artificial any longer. People can no longer imagine going back to a regular car, ANIMechatronics Corporation has grown into top 10 wealthy conglomerate, automotive manufactures are basically reduced to powerless pawns. Unable to produce their own cars seeing as the market has dried up for non-sentient cars, and ANIMech holding the blueprints and secret AI code at their central headquarters, or in the heads of their self-appointed executives stationed at the plants, soon these manufactures are silently and without much resistance, merged with ANIMech, existing in brand name only..
Further years later, the option for self-replicating cars comes into existence. The reproductive components become standard design for most cars, but it's up to the customer buying to decide weather to let their car be made sexually active and reproductive. ANIMech under the shell forms of their absorbed manufactures (Ford, Chevy, Toyota, ect) offer incentives to allow such a thing. Such as cash-refunds to owners who's cars have litters of babies, if brought into the dealerships to be raised and sold by them, the dealerships offer some generous cash rewards. For owners of male cars receive cash refunds for their car's semen, the infamous 'overfilled balls syndrome' requiring the owner to milk or have their male car milked by the dealership after a prolonged time without sex. Car semen is full of sophisticated nanobot 'sperm' that can be recycled and reprogrammed for use in new cars. Owners of male cars are also guaranteed the right to at least half the litter their cars have with another car. Though they may have to pay for any inconvenience brought to the other owner, having to deal with their car being pregnant.
And so it was, anthro-cars became the new norm, and common-place in every family!
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It's the near future, in an alternate universe. An emerging automation and robotics corporation, a joint company based partly in America and partly in Japan called ANIMechtronics Technologies Corp. breaks new ground in the automobile industry by developing the first vehicles running purely on artificial intelligence and possessing basic anthropomorphic transformation abilities. (this is based on the real-world Google self-driving car, as well as Japanese cars I've seen being made that actually have expression changing faces on their front-ends to convey driver state)
After a slow start, the popularity soon starts to catch on, primarily in the more experimental Japan. Soon after, hoping to latch onto the bandwagon, Toyota and Honda start several collaborative efforts with ANIMech to create several anthro-versions of their popular car brands (the Prius and Accord to name a few) ANIMech plays it smart and builds the first batch of anthro-Hondas and Toyotas to be sold at a basic steal of a price, only a few hundred more then a standard car making the anthro-version more of a 'fully loaded' version of the original car and thus giving unsure buyers more confidence and willingness to buy. The plan works in their favor, and anthro cars start to take to the roads in Japan.
The American branch of ANIMech takes after it's foreign partner's proven strategy. A low number of Japanese prototype import anthro-cars are brought over to the US and take to the roads, spurring interest and even a little controversy over the new seemingly self-aware cars. Though as history has shown, controversy sells, and following in Japan's footsteps, ANIMech USA convinces several American car brands like Ford and Chevy to offer a few ANIMech anthro-car versions of their cars using the same low-cost incentives to attract buyers. The idea being that given some time and luck, the number of low-cost anthro-cars sold will outweigh the lost money. Progress is slower in the US, many people weiry of this strange new Japanese craze, but the number of anthro-Fords and Chevy's on American roads slowly grows more and more as time goes by.
Jumping a few years ahead and business is booming, on the Asian side of things, Toyota and Honda are selling more anthro-versions of their cars then regular versions. The anthropomorphic abilities get more advanced as newer and more advanced versions of the cars are released. This leads to even a wider range of car models having anthro-optional versions. In both nations, popularity is spurred even more by the 'trendy' factor. Like having the newest Iphone, owning an anthro-car becomes the 'cool thing' and a status symbol. More American car companies join in like Cadillac and and GM hoping to catch onto the craize and partly out of fear of lost sales since regular non-anthro car sales are the lowest they've ever been. It isn't clear now, but ANIMech themselves are gaining power, with all their hands in these manufacturer's pockets pulling the strings.
More years ahead and anthro-cars are becoming the norm. Marketed as 'not just a car but part of the family.' These sentient cars, now with AI so advanced that it's basically not even artificial any longer. People can no longer imagine going back to a regular car, ANIMechatronics Corporation has grown into top 10 wealthy conglomerate, automotive manufactures are basically reduced to powerless pawns. Unable to produce their own cars seeing as the market has dried up for non-sentient cars, and ANIMech holding the blueprints and secret AI code at their central headquarters, or in the heads of their self-appointed executives stationed at the plants, soon these manufactures are silently and without much resistance, merged with ANIMech, existing in brand name only..
Further years later, the option for self-replicating cars comes into existence. The reproductive components become standard design for most cars, but it's up to the customer buying to decide weather to let their car be made sexually active and reproductive. ANIMech under the shell forms of their absorbed manufactures (Ford, Chevy, Toyota, ect) offer incentives to allow such a thing. Such as cash-refunds to owners who's cars have litters of babies, if brought into the dealerships to be raised and sold by them, the dealerships offer some generous cash rewards. For owners of male cars receive cash refunds for their car's semen, the infamous 'overfilled balls syndrome' requiring the owner to milk or have their male car milked by the dealership after a prolonged time without sex. Car semen is full of sophisticated nanobot 'sperm' that can be recycled and reprogrammed for use in new cars. Owners of male cars are also guaranteed the right to at least half the litter their cars have with another car. Though they may have to pay for any inconvenience brought to the other owner, having to deal with their car being pregnant.
And so it was, anthro-cars became the new norm, and common-place in every family!
