...and I am surprised how nice and positive it was. This was my first con since 2010, and the first really and seriously BIG con as well. I was very unsure if I should go there, as I normally don't like crowded places and too many humans around me, but now I am so glad I went there, because... fuck, that was one of the best experiences ever!

I am not too much into the furry stuff, so I didn't visit any events there, but hell, I met so many nice people, most of them i only knew online up to now, and it was a blast! Meeting all you guys in real life was great, and you all made this experience so awesome for me. It was nice to meet  Cirez and  Uroko again after six years, and I shall and will never forget our trashcan party, which definitely was one of the most special moments for me... walking through Berlin-Neukölln around midnight, drunk and a shiny moon above me... damn, that was necessary! : D

Also very nice to see  dream_and_nightmare,  Teren and  Asyr, even though it was just a short meeting. You were very sympathetic from start on.


Also I wanna thank my pawbuddies  Sarou,  KingHyenX,  Mahingan,  Arokh,  Azuragon,  Orangeput33,  Karonderwolf;  Kakalausi, Philodox (you and me REALLY have to set up some kinda dress code for the next EF to prevent striped socks or green overkills :P ), White Wolf,  Noru_rewoks and a damn lot of furs whose names I simply forgot. Hey... I am allowed to forget names, after all I am old!

Thanks to all of you and the staff of the Estrel hotel, who was simply magnificent, friendly and thereby contributed muchly to the fun I had on that con. You were the silent heroes in the background!

And to you,  Mahingan, I just say: enjoy your victory. I'll have my revenge.

Ah yesss... this year things seem to finally work out, so it'll be the very first Eurofurence for me. I am quite curiousss, I must say, and of course I'll do this fine little meme here.

Where are you staying?
Main hotel, Essstrel.

Means of transportation?
By train, yessir.

Sharing a room with:
An evil black panther!

What is your gender?
Male.

Relationship Status:
Lone Wolf here... well, sssingle!

Which languages do you speak?
I can speak English and am even better in German

Where will you be most of the time during the day?
Very good question, as this is the first EF for me, and I simply don't have a clue. I am gonna have some appointmentsss, though... so here and there, I guess.

Who will you be with?
Some nice prey items from our Telegram group. : 3

Do you do free art?
You wouldn't my art anyway, even if it's free. XD

Do you do trades?
Yesss. I'll let you have my feet, you let them have your breath. >: 3

Do you do commissions?
I SO am no artist at all, dudesss.

Can I dance with you?
I can do headbanging... and that's pretty much was it.

Can I touch you?
Well, since I have these new pills, so I am not gonna explode anymore as soon as someone touches me...

Can I talk to you?
Sure thing! : D Perhaps we already had contact vie Skype or whatever, and I like meeting people. Don't be shy, I won't bite... as a python I just strangle. ^^

Can I hug you?
Try and die. : 3

Can I take photos of you/with you?
Why would anyone want that? XD I don't have a suit anyway.

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
Absolutely not necessary. A footrub, though... hmmm... >: D

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
Almost no alcohol, and absolutely no smoking.

Can I give you lots of money?
Sure! But Deutsche Mark, please... noone knows how long the Euro will still be around. XD

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Imagine youself jumping into a cage with real life rock python and hugging it. Does that sound like a good idea?

Can we hang out?
Sure thhhing. Perhaps you might teach me more about the eurofurence universe, who knows???

Are you nice?
I really think that I am. I get along well with people, as long as they didn't show up with AKs, RPGs, TNT and exrteme religious attitudesss.

Other cons you may go to?
Nope, EF is the only con for me this year.

Attending any events?
No plans here, I think I'll just wait and ssee.

How can I find you at the con?
I hopefully will have a badge. : )==<

Can we go out for a dinner?
Let'sss see. Perhaps YOU'll be the dinner for this python. : 9

Are you buying art?
Guess not, nah.

What do I have to watch out for, when I am meeting you?
Dudes, only one serious rule: walking up at me and simply saying something like "Do you RP" will have you find yourself under my feet.

What is the best way to contact you?
Perhaps best way is via Telegram. Am Greer Snake there.

May I kidnap you to my room?
May I footsmother you in defense, then? : 3

Comment below and I'll tell you things about you... or, if I don't know you I'll just make something up.

I will:

1. Tell you what animal/creature you remind me of.
2. Tell you what color I think fits you.
3. Tell you how I feel about you.
4. Insult you.
5. Tell you my favorite OC of yours. (If you have one...)
6. Tell you what season you remind me of.
7. Tell you what food you smell like in my head.
8. Think of a random nickname for you.
9. Tell you what element you remind me of.
10. Ask you to put this in your journal without using the word 'tag'

taken, coiled up and footsmothered from  handofblades

https://www.change.org/p/save-b-c-wolves

This is it, another planned wolf hunt, using helicopters for aerial killing against wolves. Please take a look and subscribe, as this is another SO superb example of how fucken stupid our race still is.

Something bad happened some days ago. Someone called me "not normal" after I told them that I am not into genitals or yiff in general.

"Not normal." That offense struck my soul and sank my spirit. :/ Since the day of my birth my biggest goal was to be considered "normal". I wanted to be the most normal normal. And it seems I failed miserably because of my dislike for yiff. :'/

But that's gonna change. I will post yiffart very soon, made by myself. Then you ALL will have to confess that I am normal.

You will see...

 kaynusvulfe is doing a donations run, collecting money for fighting cancer, a disease that must be fought until we're able to defeat it. And we all can do something by donating here:

http://main.acsevents.org/site/TR/R.....233.1429558588

Here's Kaynus' journal for additional information: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/16348423/

I know people in my surroundings that lost their fight against cancer, so you people can be sure I'll throw in my share to Kaynus' donation run. So join us now for fighting one of the most terrible diseases we still have to face.

Dudes and dudettesss, I'm currently working with a group that is about to bring up a furry related video game, and YOU can win a commission by spreading the word! For this you might wanna check out this journal: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6405422/

You can follow us on Twitter or add us on Google+.
Google+: https://plus.google.com/10283364458.....57443576/posts
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Just hit the like button on one of our social media pages, and you may win a commission! : ]==<

This girl here  aurabeedit is in need of medical help, and as she's living in Portugal this is not really easy for her to pull off. So, if you have any cash left, this would be a good way to do something good.

Further information here:

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6165845/

Yeah, as simple as that! Imagine you could decide, then how long would you put me underpaw? XD

Ssso, let'sss see what we got here. (Stolen from  HuskyBlue~)

[x] Smoked (tried it out, didn't like it, became non-smoker)
[x] Drank Alcohol (played in a rock band for years, so... : P)
[ ] Cried When Someone Died
[x] Been Drunk (...that rock band thing, so... : P )
[x] Had Sex
[x] Been to a Concert
[ ] Gotten/Given a Handjob
[ ] Gotten/Given a Blowjob
[ ] Been Verbally/Sexually Harassed
[ ] Verbally/Sexually Harassed Somebody

5 points

[ ] Felt Someone Up and/or been felt up
[ ] Laughed so hard something came out of your nose
[ ] Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
[ ] Been Cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] Been to Prom
[x] Cried at School (some school phases simply weren't THAT funny.)
[ ] Gotten lost in a Walmart or a department store
[ ] Went Streaking
[ ] Given or received a lap dance
[x] Had someone of the opposite sex in your room

8 points

[ ] Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
[x] Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house
[ ] Kissed a Stranger
[ ] Hugged a Stranger
[ ] Went Scuba diving
[x] Driven a car
[x] Gotten an X-Ray
[x] Hit by a car (Was an Opel Senator, so... at least it was a nice car!)
[x] Had a party (On my 7th and 8th birthday. Then I had enough crying brats all around me for the rest of my life. : D)
[ ] Done serious drugs

13 points

[ ] Played Strip poker/darts
[ ] Got paid to strip for someone
[ ] Run away from home
[ ] Broken a bone
[ ] Eaten Sushi
[ ] Bought Porn
[ ] Watched Porn
[ ] Made Porn
[x] Been in love (Her name was Eve. Met her at the university, english course. Then lost track of her. Fuck man, IF there is a woman for me on this planet, it was her. :'3)

14 points

[ ] Made Out
[x] Laughed so hard you cried
[ ] cried yourself to sleep
[ ] laughed yourself to sleep
[ ] shot a gun
[ ] trash talked someone and the acted like their best friend the next day
[ ] been online for 9 consecutive hours
[ ] watched TV for 9 consecutive hours
[x] watched an animal die


16 points

[ ] Watched a person die
[ ] Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person
[x] pranked somebody
[x] Put somebody in the hospital (Wasn't intended, really!)
[ ] Snuck into someone’s room and/or your own room after being out
[ ] kissed someone of the same sex
[ ] dressed punk
[ ] dressed goth
[ ] dressed preppy
[ ] been to a motocross race

18 points

[x] Avoided Somebody (OH yes! XD)
[ ] Been stalked
[ ] Stalked somebody
[ ] Met a Celebrity
[x] Played an instrument (My bass guitar and me... we buzzed them all down.)
[ ] Ridden a Horse
[x] cut yourself
[ ] Bungee Jumped
[x] ding dong ditched somebody (And got caught the next day. : P I wasn't a real pro, obviously.)
[ ] been to a wild party

22 points

[ ] Got caught stealing something
[x] Kicked/punched a guy in the balls (The bully in the 5th grade. Boy, and did he deserve it!)
[ ] Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
[ ] Gone out with your friends crush
[ ] Got Arrested
[x] Been Pregnant (I chose this one because I need points here, else I'll look like a boring old fart! D: So, yes! Pregnant with ideas for nice, effective footsmothering techniques ! : P )
[ ] Babysat
[x] Been to another Country
[ ] Set your house on fire
[ ] Had an encounter with a ghost (Does my old art teacher counts? Ah, wait: GHOST, not hag, okay. No, then! : )

25 points

[ ] Donated your hair to cancer patients
[ ] been asked out by someone that you never thought you’d be asked out by
[ ] cried over a member of the opposite sex
[x] Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months
[ ] sat on your butt all day
[x] ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself (When it comes to ice cream, I can almost unhinge my jaws and swallow it whole! Yum! )
[x] had a job (Still have one, even!)
[ ] Gotten cut from a sports team
[ ] been called a whore
[ ] danced like a whore

28 points

[ ] been mistaken as older than your actual age
[ ] been in a car accident
[ ] been told you have beautiful eyes
[x] been told you have beautiful hair
[ ] raped someone? (Oh, with my super duper high interest in sexual stuff I think I would be the most boring rapist evar. "Young girl shocked and offended as rapist didn't even try! >:C" )
[x] danced in the rain
[ ] been rejected
[ ] walked out of a restaurant without paying
[x] Punched someone/Slapped someone in the face (His face didn't look that handsome before, so my fist didn't cause THAT much damage.)
[ ] Been raped


31 points

[ ] Had sex with someone of the same sex
[ ] Had your heart broken by someone you loved dearly

Still 31 points. Yeah... boring old fart, I guess. :/

And that's it.  kendel-ventonda, a damn good artist, is offering an orgy YCH auction, and guys... this is quality work for low money! So bid your furry/scaly ass off! : D==<

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/13785862/

There seems to be a SLIGHT, slight chance for me to attend Eurofurence this year, sooo... any willing victims for Greer's feet there? Asics sneakers + my feet + your nose = your demi... erm... lots of fun? >:3==<

What's your real name?
Oh... let me stick to my character here, aye? Greer's full name is Greer Angus Jebediah Conny Saint Rictor

How tall are you?
186cm (6'1")

What's your natural hair colour?
Some kind of darker blond, I guess. Though found the first grey hair on my chest. : P

What's your eye colour?
Greenish

What's your orientation?
Pawsexual! :3 So I'll stick to the pawsexual's battle cry: "Sex and yiff? I don't need! I'd be happy with your feet!" XD

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single

What do you do in your spare time?
Reading a lot... books, you know? Not e-books, real paper stuff. Listening to music a lot, chatting, video games, often being outside, walking around in nature.

What's your job or occupation?
Courier service. You can run, hide or switch houses... I'll find you nonetheless! >:]==<

What do you like about yourself?
I think I like the fact that I accept people just as they are, without trying to change them. And my ability to listen to people or cheer them up if needed.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I'm boring. Really, really boring. And the fact that I'm working for a courier service even though I do have a university degree. And the fact that I actually love the job at the courier and don't really want it to change. XD

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
That I do have a great sense of humor... and a sick taste in music.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I DO believe in nature ("But nature is god's creation, so you do believe in god blah..." Yes, yes, sure.) and TRY to believe in me ("But YOU are also god's creation, so..." *gunshot*)

Do you drink?
Veeeeeeeeeeery rarely. I SO often buy a nice beer for the weekend, then forget about it for weeks and months. I drank enough while playing in a local band yeeaars ago, so I think I already had my fair share.

Do you smoke?
Nope, toetally not! And YOU also shouldN't do it or quit! >:[==<

What are your major fears?
That the shtupidi... stoopidity... stupeedee... that our society becomes more and more unsmart! D:

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Man, I don't know, to be honest. At the moment I am really happy with my life, can't deny it.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Mhmmm, that I had. Both.

Who's your best buddy?
There are more than 1 being I consider as precious and nice to have underfoo... erm... around. :3

What's your favourite dish?
Pasta! You know the album "The Spaghetti Incident" by U.S. rock band Guns'n Roses? They named it after they met me!

Okay, not really, perhaps, but on a scale from 1 to 10 pasta ranges at... 26 for me. :3

What's your favourite drink?
I would do a lot for coffee! I wouldn't die for it, because how should I enjoy coffee when I'm dead? But yeah... coffee... especially after work in these days. All's cold, clammy and sucky, then you come home and have a HOT coffee... it's a gastronomical orgasm!

What's your favourite colour?
I see a red door and I want to paint it black.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Showing people how our media and governments take us all for fools.

What's your favourite movie?
Really now? I stopped watching TV years ago, but stuff like "Ghostbusters" or "The Burbs" is always nice!

What's your least favourite food?
Champignons and related things. >_>

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
A small Japanese Nissan. I would like trying out a Mitsubishi Zero, though... at Pearl Harbor. >:3

What is your most disliked bug?
Everything with more than four legs is suspicious! D:

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
The stupidity and ignorance of our society.

What do you dislike in life?
That work does consume quite a good amount of time. Add to that stuff like sleep, and your spare time decreases frighteningly.

What do you love in life?
That life taught me how to enjoy and appreciate even minor stuff like a nice day, a good book, my job and all that.

And legs! Jesus, as a former feral python I LOVE my legs! Call that narcissistic! I dun care! LEGS'N FEET FOR THE WORLD! XD

Us pythons do have a nice saying for such a phenomenon. And it goes like this:

"If someone can use their legs for running, don't be jealous. Be patient instead, wait until they hit a tree or rock and are knocked out, then eat them."

Words of snakey wisdom, right? Hehe, that reminds me of a farmer back in that small village near my territory when I was still feral. That village called M'Dongo consisted mostly of farmers (me and my python pack called it "supermarket" because of it's really tasty inhabitants, and we OFTEN went there for some snack'n shop!). One day I was near the village again and saw a farmer who desperately tried to sell some limes. But noone wanted them! And as the hours passed by his gestures became increasingly hectic, his arms flailing and waving everytime someone passed him by, but noone bought a single lime. I called him "Lime-Rick", it was SO hilarious! XD

In the end he noticed me, that big rock python lying close to him, came to me, knelt down and was all like "Eat me! Noone wants my limes!" Okaaay, I thought, always the gentlesnake that I am, wrapped a thick coil around him and draggged him with me throughout the veldt, through lotsa gazelle poo until I finally released him within the village! OH, did the other farmers and me had a good laugh! XD

Now why did I tell you that story...

...ah yes! Just want to say: I stick to FA!

Thanks for your attention! :3==<

Oh yes, all you people, you hear it! Not 1, not 10, not 100, not 1000, no... 1111 minutes under my big bare snake paws!

All you have to do iiis:

watch me or not
post a journal that leads to my journal or not
type something totally incomprehensible
say goodbye to your nose
enter a church during mass and scream "I WILL SNIFF PYTHON FEET, OH YES, MY LORD!"

This raffle will end on new years eve, and up to then I will wear the same pair of sneakers each and every day, so good luck, all you moribunds! :3

To all my footy dudes/dudettes, this guy here  azurathefox is facing some financial difficulties and offers commissions.

You wanna know what he can come up with?

I can show ye:

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11268658/
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/11617616/

As you can see he has an incredibly cute style (I'm always "D'AAAAW" when wathcing his stuff XD) plus he is damn fast and in no way expensive. He also has permission in using my char Greer, so if you want a pic with my feet on your face, ask HIM to draw it and pay him some bucks, aye? It would help a lot!

Thanks everybody!

Exactly! I had a lot of peeps underfoot recently, now I wanna see what YOUR paws are capable off! So, try to impress this snake, all you weak, wormy, worthless, wriggly subbies or whatever! >:]==<

At first, thanks to the nine honchos that participated! But we have ONE winner, and this one is:

Honcho number 4:  flibolimay Yep, that guy will end up as test subject for my facehugger theory, so if anyone wants to say some last things to him, do it before my sneaker gets him! XD

Well, since I got my 20000th view here recently... a bit undeserved, as almost none of the work here was done by me... I want to do an art raffle.

Okay, okay, I'll be honest: I need a volunteer.

Yesterday I had this idea of using my sneakers as some kind of "facehuggers", and after trying that out with a buddy (NOT in RL, no!) I wanted a pic with exactly that scene.

Now this guy here  tankdragon agreed to draw the pic, and so I need a victim. The pic will show face and upper body of my victim (up to the chest) with my sneaker grabbing him like a facehugger does. Something like this here:

http://www.getdigital.de/images/act.....ugger-side.jpg

What I want you to do iiis: reply to this journal, report yourself ready for duty as victim for my sneaker, and pimp this journal. I'll assign each one of ye a number and will pick the winner by using a random generator.

This raffle shall end on August 30th, midnight!

GUYS, IMPORTANT:

Your character MUST be your own creation, not a copyrighted/trademarked char! So please, no Bowsers/Godzillas or Anime/Manga Hoshis or the like!

This guy here  AzuraTheFox really is in need of money and offers emergency commissions. He has a super cute style, so please, guys, go and check him out! I already got one. :3

...or SOFA in short (Snakefeet On FAce). Yes, since I am a powerful and feared python, I declare July as SOFA-month. So beware, my snakefeet could be closer than you might think (or sniff). And some of you will feel it, I guarowntee! >:)==<

My buddy Hunter Drayziar and me were chatting one day, and suddenly we came up on a titel for a good foot related horror story: "The Drayziar House". The basic plot is the following:

A young couple, Craig and Bess, just got married, but the marriage isn't really going too well, as they are quite different personalities. Craig is a young student, Bess a young model. He is a bit awkward and shy, she is classy and damn fussy. The shy guy and the arrogant bitch. Beauty and the beast.
To "rescue" the whole marriage thing they decided to spend some days at a vacation home, situated in the woods of Louisiana: The Drayziar House!

What our couple don't know: the area around the mansion is haunted. Over the years multiple bodies had been found, all suffocated, but no one knows how and by what exactly! (Of course, as this story is paw related, the evil beings use footsmother techniques to kill their victims)

The story starts with our couple on their way to the house. They're in their car, arguing again, the atmosphere between them is a bit dense, and the viewer immediately realizes: they really are a bad match.
Then the house is shown. Sunset, the forests around it, romantical, it seems so perfect...
Then Bess finds snakes inside the house! Oh my GAWD! Scream! Terror! Argh! Of course she orders he "beloved" husband to kill the snakes... and from that moment the horror begins! Strange noises, strange footprints, claw like scratches in the wooden walls, all that shiz.
One day the boy who usually brings milk and eggs doesn't show up. Craig finds him in a nearby forest, face blue, eyes open wide, obviously suffocated. The first victim.

And so on. What I need are ideas! Any of you furry guys out there who love horror stuff and can put in ome ideas about what can happen, scenes, settings, all that?

JWolfsky is holding another raffle that YOU, yes, YOU, should NOT miss!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4522513/

This dude here, yes, this one! Go ahead, have a look, he's skilled, colorful and fast and already did a few pics for me!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4490997/

Lookie here for an interesting story project!

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4324133/