I'm sick of looking at a 4 year old confuzzled meme on my homepage.....

Totally not pilfered from  stefi_heartlily

1. What is your name?
Hell Badger

2. What is your gender?
Male

3. How old are you?
30

4. How tall are you?
5ft 11"

5. Are you in a relationship?
nope

6. Where are you staying?
The Hilton

7. What day are you getting there?
Thursday morning (have reg desk duties)

8. Who will you be with?
The usual assortment of mad people and ne'er-do-wells.

9. Do you have art in the art show?
Nope

10. What suit(s) will you have?
I have no suit.............. yet........

11. Can I dance with you?
sure can. If I'm dancing I'm drunk, so chances are good!

12. Can I touch you?
ummmmmmmmmm......... in what manner are you talking? Lets keep contact to a brief hug unless I know you very well eh?

13. Can I talk to you?
Go for it! I'll chat about anything me!

14. Can I hug you?
hugs are accepted :)

15. Can I take photos of you/with you?
with yes. Just taking a picture of me is a bit weird though....

16. Can I buy you lots of drinks?
YES! Yes you can!

17. Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
no longer do I smoke! But I'll drink... oh boy will I drink! >:3

18. Can I give you lots of money?
without obligation? sure do it... I'll take you free money!

19. Can I hang out with you?
for sure!

20. How will I recognize you?
Fat, loud, glasses wearing moron... also I'll be wearing a con badge! :p

21. Where will you be most of the time during the con?
random room partys, the bar or checking you in on reg desk! (If I am seen drinkless something is wrong. Send help immediately!)

22. Who are you rooming with?
the ever squidgy  kio-redsen

23. Attending any events?
a few. also a ref at the Munchkin tournament...

24. How can I find you at the con?
on reg desk, or shouting and running down corridors at 4am... possibly wandering from the bar at 7:30am to get breakfast.. (again...)

25. Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
not had the time this year :( Although I could come as Prof Farquar Queefington-Smythe again though....

Stolen from  Jezzabelle

1: Could you go the rest of your life without smoking a cigarette?
Yup

2: Are you single/taken/heartbroken/confused?
Much of the single.

3: What if I told you that you were pretty?
I'd say thank you and secretly wonder about your sanity...

4: Ever been told “it’s not you, it’s me?
Yes.

5: Are you interested in anyone right now?
*telltale silence*

6: What are you looking forward to in the next week?
Some rest days and sleeping....

7: Do you want to be single?
No. But alone time is nice too so... *shrugs*

8: Did you go out or stay in last night?
Stayed in.

9: How late did you stay up last night?
10pm.............. (Don't look at me like that.... I had to get up at 4:30am for work!)

10: Can you recall the last time you realized you liked someone a lot?
Oh yes.

11: Last three things you had to drink?
Tea, tea and tea.

12: Have you ever pretended to like someone?
I tried once, but I'm not so good at fake niceness... prefer to call spades spades.

13: Have you ever told somebody you loved them and not actually meant it?
No. That's just... well... I've been on the receiving end so...

14: Honestly, has anyone seen you in your underwear in the past 3 months?
Hope not... some close calls sleeping over other peoples houses though!

15: Is it hard for you to get over someone?
Very.

16: Think back five months ago, were you single?
Yes.

17: What were you doing at 12:30 this afternoon?
Driving a frigging bus...

18: Hold hands with anyone this week?
I held  Jezzabelle's on Saturday.

19: Could you go for the rest of your life without drinking alcohol?
May all the gods save me from a fate where I can't drink...

20: What would you name your future daughter?
Sophie May (It's an old family name and I like it a lot)

21: Do you miss anyone?
Always miss:  jezzabelle  kio-redsen  kickinvixen  astrocat  gamingace419

22: Have you kissed three or more people in one night?
... ehehehe... yeah.... >:3

23: Did your last kiss take place in/on a bed?
No

24: Are you good at hiding your feelings?
Not really...

25: Have you ever cried from being so mad?
Only after rage...

26: Who did you last see in person?
My Mum, Dad and Granddad...

27: Are you listening to music right now?
Yes

28: What is something you currently want right now?
A hug and some Pork Tomokatsu with cabbage and Sake would be pretty epic right now...

29: What is the last thing you said out loud?
Who the bollocks has been faffing with me bloody Catbus?

30: How is your heart lately?
Beating... which I suppose is what it's supposed to do...

31: Do you wear the hood on your hoodie?
When it's cold yeah, that's what it is for...

32: Are you wearing socks?
Yes

33: What do people call you?
Badger, Badge, Hell, Driver, Oi, Kieren, Sabbie and Nando's Man.

34: Will you talk to the person you like tonight?
Who knows.

35: Are there any stressful situations in your life?
I'm a bus driver... of course there is!

36: Who did you last share a bed with?
 jezzabelle

37: Did you do something bad today?
Ehehehehe.... yes... ehehehehehe.... and they will NEVER know! Mwahahahahaha

38: When was the last time a member of the opposite sex hugged you?
A surprise meeting with an old friend today! I'm a hugging kinda guy!

39: Do you get stressed out easily?
Not as bad as I used to.

40: Will you sing today?
I do every day!

41: Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn’t?
Often.

42: Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone?
Usually it's  jezzabelle or  kio-redsen.

43: Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance?
On more occasions than I have every wanted to.

44: What are you listening to right now?
The Clockwork Quartet

45: What is wrong with you right now?
Tired, usual aches and pains from a broken body.

46: What is on your wrists right now?
A rubber band.

47: Where did you get the shirt/sweatshirt you’re wearing?
Was a birthday present a few years back.

48: What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider?
Not really a fan of either...

49: Do you make wishes at 11:11?
No.

50: Are you a good artist?
Dear gods no!

51: Love really is a beautiful thing huh?
For sure... along with other things...

52: Do you miss the way things were six months ago?
Nope.

53: Ever been on a golf cart?
Yes, I have the scars to prove it too...

54: Do you have trust issues?
Yes.

55: Ever stayed up all night on the phone, with who?
Yes, with my first girlfriend... we would talk until we fell asleep...

56: Do you own something from Hot Topic?
I actually do, from a trip to America many years back. It's a set of Nine Inch Nails button badges.

57: Do you use chap stick?
Yes.

58: Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
Oh gawd yes, good old  kio-redsen...... repeatedly and eventually insanely hard... and he LOVED it!

59: Do you have a little sister?
No. But I question my brother some times...

60: Have you ever been to New York?
Yes. It was a shit hole.

61: Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
Yus, t'was my mum! XD

62: Have you hugged someone within the last week?
Yus, I'm a hugging person...

63: What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping. (look... I already explained this in question 9....)

64: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?
Oh yes.

65: Is there one person in your life that can always make you smile?
There are a few, it takes a lot to make me genuinely smile.

66: Were your last three kisses from the same person?
Nope.

67: Have you kissed anyone in the last five days?
Romantically? Nope.

68: Would you rather sleep with someone else or alone?
I like the company. I hug a pillow if I'm on my own >.>

69: Will next Friday be a good one?
Working working working... so... no... not really...

I stole this from Corvii  Corvii

What is your gender?
Male

How old are you?
I will be 29

How tall are you?
5' 11"

Are you in a relationship?
No

Where are you staying?
In the hotel itself.

What day are you getting there?
May 22nd, because I'm on bloody holiday dammit!

Who will you be with?
The usual crew of misfits and neerdowells.....

Do you have art in the art show?
Nope

What suit(s) will you have?
None

Can I dance with you?
If I'm dancing I'm hammered... so probably yes, I will dance with you...

Can I touch you?
Ummm... in what way? >.>

Can I talk to you?
Yes!

Can I hug you?
We'll play that one by ear (having had a shower that day is kind of a must!)

Can I take photos of you/with you?
Sure

Can I buy you lots of drinks?
I never turn down free drinks! :p

Do you drink Alcohol/Smoke?
I drink as much as I can

Can I give you lots of money?
Yes... but don't expect anything back :p

Can we hang out?
Yup

Where will you be most of the time during the con?
At the center of the drunken chaos, wielding a rubber chicken like a sword, screaming at people who I think may be agents of the evil Lord Sanders.

Who are you rooming with?
Miss  Jezzabelle

Attending any events?
Sure I will...

How can I find you at the con?
Fat bloke, with glasses, very loud, probably drunk, imitating an old man from Yorkshire...

Are you doing anything in line with the theme?
Planning to... watch this space!

Light Elemental
[] You're proud of who you are
[x] You state your opinion
[] You think you're intelligent
[x] You enjoy learning
[x] You're raised in a very traditional way
[] You hardly show emotions
[] You're a morning person
[] You don't like people who sleep around a lot
[] You don't like the dark
[x] You're hard on yourself when you fail
Total: 4

Dark Elemental
[x] You always say what's on your mind.
[x] You're a night person
[x] You like having sex/like the idea of sex
[x] You don't like mornings
[] You don't like happy-go-lucky people
[x] You argue with people a lot
[x] You laugh at stupid people
[x] You hold on to grudges
[x] You love scary stories
[x] You're often found in dark places, like under a shade, beneath a blanket, etc.
Total: 9

Nature Elemental
[x] You love animals and nature
[x] You love being outdoors
[] You're somewhat gullible
[x] You're shy around new people
[x] You're very understanding/a good listener
[] You forgive easily
[x] You're not a good fighter
[] You don't like eating meat
[x] You protect what you hold most dear
[] You love drinking water
Total: 6

Water Elemental
[] You're a good swimmer
[] You love fish
[x] You're very curious
[x] You like to explore
[x] You day dream a lot
[x] You don't usually like to talk
[x] You like doing things by yourself
[x] You like to imagine things for your amusement
[x] You're open minded
[] You like things to stay the same
Total: 7

Fire Elemental
[x] You have a bad temper
[] You love hearing gossip
[x] You like to fight
[x] You're kind of slow sometimes
[] You're attracted to the 'bad boy/girl'
[x] You have a strong sense of justice
[x] You'd beat up someone if they hurt your friends
[] You're also gullible
[x] You like to see things burn
[x] You hate swimming/water
Total: 7

Wind Elemental
[x] You're very easy-going
[x] You're somewhat lazy
[x] You love to laugh and make jokes
[x] People think you're immature
[] You tend to be a skeptic
[x] You're very competitive
[] You love getting new things
[] You live everyday fully
[x] You love riding with the window down
[x] You enjoy having a large group of friends
Total: 7

Thunder Elemental
[x] You tend to blow up when you're mad
[x] You like things to be unpredictable
[x] You like to live dangerously
[x] You love having competitions, contests etc.
[x] You love coming up with impossible scenarios
[x] You like being the center of attention
[x] You love thunder storms
[x] You tend to only want a tight knit group
[] You don't trust others easily
[x] You don't forgive easily
Total: 9

Ice Elemental
[] You don't express yourself very well
[x] You like winter better than summer
[x] You don't need/wear heavy coats during the winter
[x] You tend to be sarcastic sometimes
[x] You're sometimes a loner
[] You tend to keep to yourself
[] It's hard for people to get close
[x] When someone does though, you tend to stick with them no matter what
[x] You enjoy reading and other "one" person activities
[] You can be 'cold' when someone's upset
Total: 6

Elements acquired: Dark, Thunder

Well... that's not surprising is it?

So, tonight I shall upload my edited, filled out and pretty much overhauled writings and if I finish it, pluck up the courage and generally man up I'll put some more poetry up too! Hope you likes this stuff!

So, I promised much new stuff and it has not appeared. I have not been commenting and such either. I must apologies but my internet access has been curtailed somewhat by the lack of a computermabob. Should be up and running again next week, thus able to upload my work which is sitting on a (currently) dead laptop. See you all soon!

Well, been writing. Doing a LOT of writing. Last night I read the current literature I have on here... and cringed until my face nearly imploded. Dear powers that be it's rough stuff.
HOWEVER!
There is new stuff on the way, not to mention the current, updated versions of the previously posted crapola! Should have some stuff for you by the weekend! Not that you need to wait in any great anticipation... It won't be THAT good!

Now, since the last little update, I need to introduce you to  DaRkHuMouR a truly amazing artists (not to mention being a bloody awesome person! Pretty to boot too would you believe?! I know right? All that in one person! Don't know how she doesn't explode with awesome!) and you MUST go show them your love for their arts! I know I love it and so should you! *nods*

OK so that's me over and out for now! See you on the flip-side people!

ALL | ABOUT | ME
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- Name: Kieren Vance Tabor/Hell Badger/Badger/Sabbie
- Single or taken: Single
- Sex: Male
- Birthday : 20th September
- Hair color: Brown
- Eye color: Blue
- Height: 6ft
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: Bi.... I think.... Really going off men >.<
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S P E C I F I C S
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- What kind of shampoo do you use?: Whatever is in the way of my hand in the shower
- What are you listening to right now?: Katzenjammer - Demon Kitty Rag
- Who is the last person that called you?:  shanie
- How many buddies are online right now?: None, it's 7am on a Sunday! >.<
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F A V O R I T E S
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- Animal: Guess? I happen to be one >.<
- Color: Red
- Drink: Straw Dog (Wolf Brewery from Attleborough. Local Norfolk beer!)
- Element: Fire!
- Food: Sushi
- Game: Half Life, I'm so old skool!
- Movie: sci-fi nerd..... so I really can't chose!
- Song: I like so much... though the works of Rammstein, NIN, Caravan Palace, Abney Park, Deadmau5, Wolfgang Gartner are all in there somewhere!
- Subjects in school: Music
- T.V : Mongrels
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H A V E | Y O U | E V E R
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- Given anyone a bath?: Yes
- Smoked?: Yes
- Bungee jumped?: No
- Made yourself throw up?: yes
- Skinny dipped?: yes
- Ever been in love?: Yes
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Yes
- Pictured your crush naked?: Yes
- Actually seen your crush naked?: nope
- Cried when someone died?: Yes
- Lied: Who hasn't?
- Fallen for your best friend?: yes >.>
- Used someone?: Yes, and not proud of it.
- Done something you regret?: See above. There is quite a long list...
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C U R R E N T
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- Clothes: Boxer shorts.
- Desktop picture: Pritty, bue wolf lady....
- CD in player: Pearl Jam - Ten
- DVD in player: Monty Python's Life of Brian

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L A S T | P E R S O N
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- You touched: Shook hands with my friend Jason :p
- Hugged: A work friend... well I pretty much tackled the poor guy...
- You kissed: Kissed my mum on the cheek, that count?
- You IMed:  shanie
- Talk to online: As above
- You sexed it up with: Ahem... She know who she is... and it was quite some time ago :(
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A R E | Y O U
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- Understanding?: I try
- Open-minded?: yus
- Arrogant?: I hope not...
- Insecure?: yes
- Random?: Holy hell a Walrus in clogs, dancing in a vat of shark infested custard wearing a deerstalker and singing along to Venga boys.... that answer your question?? BANANA!
- Hungry?: Yeah, breakfast time!
- Smart?: not really...
- Moody?: I have my moments...
- Organized?: Like hell....>.>
- Shy?: Only around people I like too much lol
- Difficult?: I try not to be...
- Bored easily?: Yush....
- Entertained easily?: Gimme something that squeeks and I'm sorted...
- Obsessed?: Can become if I'm not careful...
- Lazy?: OH hell yeah
- Angry?: Sometimes I flip, it's not pleasant for all concerned >.>
- Happy?: Some people make me happy!
- Hyper?: Too often!
- Trusting?: Yes, despite it biting me in the arse a few times...
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R A N D O M
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- In the morning I: Drink enough coffee to wake up Snorlax...
- What is Love?: baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me no more.
- I dream about: Random things... mostly nightmares of late :(
- What do you notice first in the sex you're into: Eyes, always eyes.
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W H O
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- Makes you laugh the most: So many of my friends are awesome enough to make me laugh all the time, though  DaRkHuMouR has this natural ability to make me smile constantly! =3
- Makes you smile: See above!
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: Keeping my mouth shut.... >.>
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D O | Y O U | E V E R
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- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: I've never waited all night XD
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: Sometimes
- Wish you were younger?: Yes, oh to be 18 again >.<
- Cry because someone said something to you?: A lot... stupidly emotional badger me....
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N U M B E R
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- Of times I have had my heart broken?: Urgh... to many to count!
- Of Cd's I own: Hell, I have a room full of em >.>
- Of scars on my body: 23
- Of bones I've broken: 7

I hit a nasty patch... a real nasty patch. But there are some people who have come to my side and I can't thank them enough. I truly cannot.

I'm begging to get there, getting on a stable footing.

My incredible gratitude to  coltonwulfpaws who has shown me such compassion and understanding. I truly cannot think him enough!

 Shanie for just being her :p and along with  bb_wolfie for his silent but well known concern ^^

There is another group of people who i love muchly and just aint on here.... so thank you. Thank you ALL who have come to help and support. I truly do love you all. Thank you.

Please go and read the following... http://www.tweetdeck.com/twitter/He....._Badger/~Lv0cG

It really is time for a change, a change of what and who I am. I still do not know where furry fits into this, or how much of my life I need to leave behind. Thank you all for being there for me. I mean no disrespect to those that have helped by just shuffling off into the dark, which is why I give warning of what is to come. Maybe you will see me on the other side, maybe not, who knows. For now, stay safe and keep strong.
Love
Badger
x

Nope. That's the honest answer... but I am going to try my best to push through all of this shite and carry on. I think. I don't honestly know how yet, but people who care have shown themselves and I could never leave such nice people behind. I'm sorry for making any of you worry or be concerned, that's a horrid thing to do to people. But for you guys I am still here and always will be! That I can now promise!

But... and extra special shout out to  jarrax_syrinx who despite being over 250 miles away has kept me grounded, just within the realms of sanity (as far as I normally am anyhow), making me smile on the odd occasion, even when I could see no light and end to this crap and lastly, for staying up to talk to me and being there when I needed her. Kat I love you to bits! It's like having the best big sister in the world and I'll always love you. Your my oldest friend, and here is too another 11 years of friendship!

Love to all of you who came to my aid and those who did so unknowingly by just being there and saying "hey you know... you a good guy Badger." It means the wold to me. Truly it does.

THANK YOU!

Well I made it. I'm there. I really don't give shit anymore. Not just about furry. About everything. I just don't care. It's time for me. Time I have never given myself in nearly 27 years. Thinking it's time to hide again. Just drop off the radar. Thanks to you all... but it really is time for Badger to retire from the world. See you whenever people. I may be back one day. May be.

Well expo was expoie.... actualy was awesomes. to all who went.. nice to see you. to all i met. even nicer to see you.
MUST attend in October... *begins hunting for pictures of the badger on web sites* HUZZAR! ^^

ANOTHER MEME?!!?!?! Well yes.. and stolen off  BlackBolt again! ^^

LAYER ONE : THE OUTSIDE
- Name: Kieren
- Eye Colour: Blue (
- Hair Style/Colour: Scruffy, needs cutting, dark brown
- Height: 6' on the dot
- Clothing style: Amusing t-shirt, jeans and boots. (usually black)
- Best physical feature: none

LAYER TWO: THE INSIDE
- Your fears: Loosing everything.
- Your guilty pleasure: Singing high pitched to songs sung by women! >.<
- Your biggest pet peeve: People who are not honest about important matters!
- Your ambitions for the future: Get stable. Get moving.

LAYER THREE: THOUGHTS
- Your first thoughts waking up: Oh fuck... not work again?
- What you think about most: I wish i was snuggled up with somebody.
- What you think about before bed: Filth usually....
- You think your best quality is: I put my friends first over everything.

LAYER FOUR: WHAT'S BETTER?
- Single or group dates: Single.
- To be loved or respected: Both
- Beauty or brains: A nice mix of both. I however have neither.
- Dogs or cats: Likes both! ^^

LAYER FIVE: DO YOU?
- Lie: Don't see the point myself. Tho have done to get out of trouble.
- Believe in yourself: No.
- Believe in love: to many kinds of love...
- Want someone: Meh. Kinda, possibly. No, no I don't think I should have them.

LAYER SIX: EVER?
- Been on stage: Yes.
- Done drugs: Not so much these days.
- Changed who you were to fit in: There are always 2 sides to me. pick the one you want.

LAYER SEVEN: FAVORITES
- Favorite colour: Black+Red
- Favorite animal: Badgers and Lions
- Favorite movie: District 9
- Favorite game: PacMan. God I can play that forever.

LAYER EIGHT: AGE
- Day your next birthday will be on: Tuesday
- How old will you be: 27 >.<
- Age you lost your virginity: 13
- Does age matter: no

LAYER NINE: IN A BOY OR GIRL
- Best personality: Like girls feisty :p Like guys less so :p
- Best eye colour: Green
- Best hair colour: Dark. Tho a soft spot for interesting colours ^^
- Best thing to do with a partner: Curl up together, snuggled under a blanket looking at the stars.

LAYER TEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE
- I love: My friends.
- I feel: Run down. Useless and lonely.
- I hide: Me. Nobody knows me. Even I don't know me sometimes.
- I miss: My far away friends, friends I hardly get to see and having a fursuit.
- I wish: I was more stable and could be rid my health issues.

again following on from  BlackBolt

Hell Badger Meme
1. What is your character's name?
The one you can know is Hell Badger

2. What is your character's name in another language?
Ummmm, kinda don't have one

3. How old is he/she?
2560 years

4. What is your character's race/species?
Eurasian Badger (mostly)

5. Do they have a crush?
Yes ^^

6. Do they have many friends?
Few.

7. What planet is your character from?
Earth (alternative reality)

8. Does your character like to eat?
yes

9. What's his/her favorite food?
Steak

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
Beer.

11. Is your character annoying?
I suppose his forgetfulness can get annoying yeh...

13. Is your character loved?
He definitely hopes so

14. Is your character hated?
Definatly

15. Is he/she emo/goth?
Ummmm just strange in his own way i think

16. Is he/she straight, bisexual, or gay?
Bisexual ^^

17. Is he/she a virgin?
Hell no...

18. Name 3 hobbies
Dosn;t really have them, he is to busy with the workshop

19. Is your character normal?
Far from it. Suffers the same abstract thought patterns as myself

20. Is your character attractive?
He definitely doesn't think so

21. How does your character handle emotions?
Usually not well, bottles then up until the explode.

22. Does your character have other forms?
Not on purpose no.

23. Does your character overreact?
quite often

24. Is your character a criminal?
not really

25. Does your character go to school?
been... done.... long time ago

26. What's his/her IQ?
Very high... shame it's all over the place

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Bitten by a demon fox, has a lot of trouble controlling his powers

28. Is your character dead?
no

29. Does your character have a family?
Not any more. They died in the End War

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
So many it's too long to list

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
It is yet to come, but that day is nearing fruition, it has only taken some 2540 years so far.

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Chase

33. Is your character single?
yes

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Yes in the past

35. Does she/he have an element?
Has control of all elements

36. Do you role-play your character?
Yes

37. Do you write about your character?
Yes (see stories on FA :p)

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Extremely when it's all going wrong...

39. Does your character get depressed?
Very

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Lionesses, badgers, wolves, foxes, leopards... many in fact :p

41. Does your character have any fears?
His past, the future, many fears.

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Is unable to control his demon powers well, can be provoked to unleash them.

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
Yes, his friends.

44. Does your character like music?
Yes it is his favorite thing to do.

45. What's your character's favorite type of music?
Old music he can decipher from his mortal youth.

46. Is he/she impatient?
Yes.

47. What's something funny about your character?
Apparently he looks like evil aquafresh toothpaste. White for shiny teeth, red for healthy gums, black for eeeeeeeevil

48. Name 5 nicknames
Badger, Mr B and Hell Badger... tho it's more of a predominant moniker these days.

49. Does your character curse?
Yes very often

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
Hmm what? Oh the end is it? sorry was miles away....

So following on from  BlackBolt Here we go...

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yes. XD

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Any time is good

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
Left generally.

4. Do you masturbate?
Yes.

5. How often? Lately?
Quite often.

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
Not for money... alcohol tho ;)

7. Do you prefer showers or baths?
Showers, tho baths if i got time or somebody i like on the phone :p

8. Have you ever had sex in the shower or the bath?
Ooooh yesh

9. Do you watch/read pornography?
Far too much I've been told.

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Mostly dominant and aggressive towards men in bed... i tend to be more submissive to ladys however.... mind you... there are always exceptions :p

11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
In a friends way yesh, in a sticky way... well... love is not the word :p

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Most of them ^^

13. Would you choose love or money?
Actually i know it's soppy but i'd rather be happy in love than happy in money (a lottery win would not go amiss however!)

14. Your top three favorite kinks in bed?
Biting, duct tape and collars.

15. Has anyone ever gone beyond your personal line of respect sexually?
One girl.... wanted to shit on me..... no...just no.

16. Where is the most romantic place you have had sex?
On a private train :p long story >.<

17. Where is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Under the footbridge stairs at Ipswich train station

18. Have you ever been caught having sex?
Oh yesh, a few times!

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Yup.

20. Ever been to a bar just to get sex?
Been to a bar to meet someone that I was later going to have sex with... that count?

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club for sexual reasons?
Yes.

22. Ever been picked up in a bar?
Yes

23. Have you ever kissed or had sex with someone of the same sex?
Yes :3

24. What's your sexuality?
Poly sexual.

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
Yup.

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
yup

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
yup

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yes

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup

30. Do you own any sex toys?
yes

31. If yes, how many and what are they?
collar,choke chain, flesh light and some assorted lengths of chain, padlocks etc etc

32. Does anyone have naughty pics of you or are you on film?
Yup

33. Have you ever had sex with someone and called them the wrong name?
Yes

34. Have you ever had phone sex?
Oh yesh ;)

35. Have you ever had cyber sex?
Yes :P

36. Do you think oral sex constitutes as a form of intercourse?
no

37. What's your favorite sexual position?
Doggy, with a collared lady and a leash :p

38. What's your favorite sex act?
Performing oral sex.

39. Have you ever had sex with more than one person at a time?
yes

40. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
People with the balls to do it!

So I have uploaded the start of badger's story. So far so good! Also I know there were a few people out there who couldn't read my last few postings, so go have a looksie as I am updating with .doc files now so everybody should be able to read them ^^ (Sorry I have open office and forget many people don't! lol)

Anyways please enjoy stuff and do me a favor, go show your love to people in my watch list, they deserve it! ^^

TTFN

I never update this thing... it's a curse I think of being a working Badger. Finding time to do arts/writing in fact ANYTHING i want to do whilst working 60+ hour weeks is, to coin the phrase, fucking impossible!
However you may have (or have not! =p) noticed a lil taster of Badgers back story, which is being written up right now... mostly. No definite finish time but it's getting there. I hope to go further with it and make it into a full blown current story with the back story forming so kind of introduction. Who knows eh?
So I'm a busy little badger at the moment, but I seriously hope to have some new poetry and writing up soon for you all.
Much Love

First I'm sorry for no updates... been shockingly long and the list of bits to scan is piling up next to the scanner! To add to that I been dooing a little fursuiting and now must *with the help of the lovely and talented Syrinx who made the smexy badger head* get on to making the body suit and feet paws! *ANOTHER THING!!! AAAAAGH*

Add to that I have a bad back after an accident at work, and am suffering with visits to the physio department at the local hospital *que chronic back pain after every visit....* and somehow I seem not to have enough time to do stuff.... I wonder why? LOL!

Promice to get some stuff up in the next week or so *plenty of fursuiting pictures to go up! Mwahahaha!*

See you on the other side my smexy peoples!

xxx

So here i am, starting a new account, hope i should have some stuff up by tomorrow. If anybody reads this hello... is they don't then hello anyways. Can't wait to get things rolling here, see you out there.