I've only got a few things to do from TFF https://trello.com/b/euTL7IxZ/hells-waiting-room

I will be recovering, finishing those, then packing up for FWA. I'm not actually working at that con, but I'm free to take badge preorders if anyone is going and would like one!

Finishing up the last few badges, making merch, and then it'll be time to pack up sooner than I know it.

If the world doesn't end.

You never know, it might!

Last week, all my floppy disk badge slots got bought up, and it was the best present I could ask the community for!

Thank you so much for all your support! I will be looking forward to serving you in the future!

I'll be opening slots for TFF badges soon, since that's my next con!

https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/commissions

link, hit me up, you got the idea, you're all grown ups. I would hope, at least.

You know how this goes. Disk. badge. It is cool.


But they aren't the most floppy, are they? If the big 5 inchers were suited to being a badge, that would be cool, but like... they really, really aren't... but now I'm thinking... what if I....

Well, that isn't the concern of the moment.

The concern is my sale ends tomorrow.

https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/commissions You want? One more slot, you get~!

Two slots filled! One slot remains! Will you be the badass that makes my birthday wish come true?

All slots filled... the dream.

Buy here, or send me note!
https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/commissions

You heard it here, folks. only two more slots for your character on a floppy.

Get 'em here https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/commissions

My floppy disk badges are cool.

Like, I'm not going to lie or be humble, because being falsely humble is worse than being a braggart. It's just cool that I can make and manufacture a badge in the exact format of old disk media. It looks cool. It's a statement piece, everyone has something to say about them, from the greymuzzle who fondly remembers when they were the standard (me, it me) to the whippersnappers enthused with "the save icon".

You could say it's save... iconic?

Oh, why are you booing me? I'M RIGHT.

Get yours here https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/commissions

2 big stickers for $6.66, 6 big stickers for $18, 6 big stickers PLUS the most evil and gay keychain ever for $36.

The numbers of the Beast don't lie, y'all, but the 6 days of HELL IN A SALE end this Sunday. Invoke the link to summon these items to your door: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

That's when I take these goods off the market. I've had some of these for too long, and they need to go be free, in a house where they will be loved.

Sales starting at $6.66 for two big-ass vinyl stickers (usually priced at $6 for one), I've got a set for any budget.

https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop

Are you villainous? Unbothered? Moisturized? Queer?

Then boy howdy do I have a sale for you. NUMBER OF THE BEAST: 6 DAYS OF HELL IN A SALE will be concluding next Sunday, so check out the deals while you can!

https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop

I make things that are loudly queer because I have been the beneficiary of loud queerness. I have been the beneficiary of people unabashedly being who they are. I have been the beneficiary of people joyously and raucously refusing to compromise themselves, and the beneficiary of people who have spoken to me, at their own risk, when they could see that I needed to see people like myself. Creating queer art and merch is literally the only way that I can pay back people whose name I may not even know, but taught me that it was ok to be myself.

It doesn't take having a huge sphere of influence, or being well known. The people who helped me on my journey were, for the most part, people I met out in the wild. People in airports, at concerts, in parks and stores. People who might not even know how much they affected me, who did the right thing in the moment simply by existing, unafraid.

That's why I make these things that I do. And that's why I'm throwing this sale. Yes, this is ad copy. Yes, I'm pitching stickers and keychains- they won't change the world, they won't stop global warming, they aren't a solution to the systemic issues that we all face right now. But they were made as an expression of queer joy. Most of the world's problems are caused by humorless individuals who take everything deadly serious. Sometimes being joyous is dangerous, and sometimes something small can give people the hope to try. It did for me.

Sale here: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop I've got stuff for most budgets :3

It's possible to be both gay as in happy and queer as in fuck you. That's called balance! These collections are for followers of Baphomet, both literal and figurative.

They've decided we're damned, why not party? In the interest of that (and to clear the way for bigger, gayer stock in the future) I've declared 6 days of massive discounts on my storefront. 6 days of revelry, 6 days of devilry.

Day 1 has closed, there are now 5 more days before poof! I'm cleaning out my online storefront. Some of these items are sitting at nearly a 50% discount. Even if they don't sell, I'm still doing this, because I'm intending to get more rowdy, less apologetic, and way louder with what I make. You can't make me stop. You can't even buy my silence.

But you can contribute to my delinquency. >:3

Sales listings are here: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop

I want to be loud and gay and also clear my stock so I can be louder and gayer more with new stock. Know that that means? FUCKING CLEARANCE LET'S GOOOOOOOO




You want merch for furry queers by furry fucking queers? I got you. 6 days. From today to next Sunday. We are doing this profane sabbath thing, because you know what? I'm both gay as in happy and queer as in fuck you. You can do both, it's called dialectic or balance or some other 10 dollar word that just means you can hold multitudes.

And boy do I. Some of them less pleasant than others.

But for you, dear sweet furries? Always pleasant. Nevermind the hint of flame you smell as you click buy.

https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop

Sale in the link.

What it says on the tin! Today and tomorrow are the last days of my Factory Reset sale, so if you want something for a full 25% off, the time is NOW. https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/link/FACTORY-RESET


I'm raising money for my little kitty, Nugget, to get a bad tooth removed.

I currently have new things for sale! A December sale for 25% off merch in my shop https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/link/FACTORY-RESET and a mad scientist YCH https://ko-fi.com/c/d1a2bf60e1 (Also viewable here https://www.furaffinity.net/view/63231162/ )

Currently I'm doing a Black Friday sale: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/lin.....MLIN-GREETINGS (15% off, lasts until Dec. 1) and a massive sale called Factory Reset https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/link/FACTORY-RESET (25% off on all items created in outside manufacturing facilities until Dec. 31st). I'm trying to raise some capital at the same time as getting rid of anything I didn't have a hand in physically manufacturing. Why? Because I'm trying to be as independent as possible in my process, so I can guarantee things like quality and the safety of raw materials. When I send out to get a piece manufactured, I don't actually have a guarantee of what's in it, or under what conditions it was manufactured, on top of it just being more expensive.


These links do not stack, afaik, so checking both might be good, since items in the Factory Reset will be cheaper.


I've been supported by this community so well, and I'm continually humbled to get to do things like create merch and try new methods of manufacture. Sincerely, creating things by hand is honestly one of the most satisfying trials I've ever borne.

Poll on ko-fi about a fun lil charm I'm making https://ko-fi.com/polls/Which-charm.....reNewPollModal

ALso I might have comms open for headshot badges soon ish.

I love making stickers! You guys like stickers! Get stickers, every month, to your mailbox! Signups here: https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/tiers

It me. I live.

I've got new merch here https://ko-fi.com/hellbreakfast/shop

Anything helps, even just a couple of extra dollars for the tip jar. Because we just took our kitties to the vet, and it's not pretty. Well, it's not the worst. We just have a very old cat (13+) that needs special care in his age, and a young cat (just under 2 years) that is going to need a dental procedure to prevent issues later in her life.

My main ko-fi page has an estimate of the price.

With that, said, I'm also opening commissions for Megaplex Badges! I'll have a table this year, and I'm just so happy to be going! If you'd like something for the con, reach out!


Another thing I'm tinkering with is a seeecret. But you'll see. Soon. :3

If you took my card, wanting something for after convention, well, I'm open as a cloudless sky right now.

I've only got a few small things to finish up, so it's time to make the queue go back up!

My current presale has ended!



HOWEVER!!!

FWA has switched to a lotto system different from last year, assigning days via a carefully balanced RNG system. This system is very fair, I feel, but I did only get Sunday as a guaranteed day. It's the luck of the draw, and luck was not on my side.

Gremlins get destructive if bored, so in order to give myself something to do, I'm going to open a sale for TRADITIONAL BADGES ONLY that will be created and assembled during the con. I very emphatically will not be selling goods outside of the AA. Contact before the convention to claim your spot!

FWA is next month, and my badge preorders are gonna close up on Monday!

If you want one, either send me a note or hit me up on ko-fi https://ko-fi.com/s/a6be502500

Heyo! I've still got one slot left for FWA Badge Preorders! If you want one, this week is the time to reserve your spot, because these babies gonna be HOT!

I just put in another order for working floppies for my floppy disk badges, so you can rad loaded down with gear that really works!

Got two slots full, if you want somethin' rad, move fast, because we are about to be full up!

Thanks much, those who have reached out.