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Posted 11 years agoSo I am back.
Hallelujer.
There was much rejoicing.
Hallelujer.
There was much rejoicing.
Tutorial Requests
Posted 11 years agoHello~
I'm misselaney on tumblr and I am doing tutorials. Sometimes they are in depth, sometimes they are simple break-aparts of something so you can make observations yourself.
If there is something you'd like to see, feel has been under-represented/you can't find anything about, lemme know.
I'm misselaney on tumblr and I am doing tutorials. Sometimes they are in depth, sometimes they are simple break-aparts of something so you can make observations yourself.
If there is something you'd like to see, feel has been under-represented/you can't find anything about, lemme know.
I'm going to start using "TAFW"
Posted 12 years agothere's NSFW
But man
There are some images which are borderline there, but not really, and it's like
"Too Awkward For Work"
Either the picture, or the situation you know you'll put yourself in if someone finds you looking at/drawing it.
Like one time I was just straight up ASKED at work when I was staying late (waiting for a ride, off the clock) and drawing a SFW however posed flirtatiously (not like COME AND GET IT SPANKY but, you know, cute as hell) and they just
out of the blue
SO ARE YOU A FURRY OR SOMETHING
That image was TAFW
But man
There are some images which are borderline there, but not really, and it's like
"Too Awkward For Work"
Either the picture, or the situation you know you'll put yourself in if someone finds you looking at/drawing it.
Like one time I was just straight up ASKED at work when I was staying late (waiting for a ride, off the clock) and drawing a SFW however posed flirtatiously (not like COME AND GET IT SPANKY but, you know, cute as hell) and they just
out of the blue
SO ARE YOU A FURRY OR SOMETHING
That image was TAFW
Crash Report: A Haiku
Posted 12 years agoOCT 25 2:32
Crash Report: A Haiku
A matter of time
Before flash crashes again
I fucking knew it
Crash Report: A Haiku
A matter of time
Before flash crashes again
I fucking knew it
Crash Report Haikus
Posted 12 years agoCrash Report Haiku (9:29 AM)
Flash knows my secret
And punishes me at whim
For drawing furries.
Flash knows my secret
And punishes me at whim
For drawing furries.
I NEED AN ARTIST!! SPARKLE ARTIST!!
Posted 12 years agoOkay Folks
Artistic types and non artistic types, we're going to make ourselves a sparkle dog together.
I'm going to draw a base and divide it into parts. It is your job to call dibs on a body part/portion of the sparkle dog and the when this is divvied up I will ask you to send me a drawing of the part that gets assigned to you. Nobody gets to see what someone else is drawing but everybody gets the same base. No rules as far as goes design, no pre-determined anything. Just sparkle the fuck out of it.
At the end of it all I will composite the pictures together that we've gloriously labored on and we'll have ourselves a Sparklepooch.
So, in order to know how many slots to divide this into, who is with me? HUH? Just comment right cheer.
Artistic types and non artistic types, we're going to make ourselves a sparkle dog together.
I'm going to draw a base and divide it into parts. It is your job to call dibs on a body part/portion of the sparkle dog and the when this is divvied up I will ask you to send me a drawing of the part that gets assigned to you. Nobody gets to see what someone else is drawing but everybody gets the same base. No rules as far as goes design, no pre-determined anything. Just sparkle the fuck out of it.
At the end of it all I will composite the pictures together that we've gloriously labored on and we'll have ourselves a Sparklepooch.
So, in order to know how many slots to divide this into, who is with me? HUH? Just comment right cheer.
Watcher Survey :D
Posted 12 years agoTaken from 
pashmenia
-Why did you watch me initially?
-Why do you still watch me?
-What's your favourite thing to see from me?
-What's your least favourite thing to see from me?
-What would you like to see me do that I've never done?
-What do you think I should improve on?
Please take some time to evaluate meh! Because c'mon, who doesn't like hearing feedback about themselves?
pashmenia-Why did you watch me initially?
-Why do you still watch me?
-What's your favourite thing to see from me?
-What's your least favourite thing to see from me?
-What would you like to see me do that I've never done?
-What do you think I should improve on?
Please take some time to evaluate meh! Because c'mon, who doesn't like hearing feedback about themselves?
Crash Report Haikus
Posted 13 years agoI have a tendency to write haikus in Flash crash reports which I picked up from someone where I used to work. So here are some I found from a while ago.
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YOU COULD’VE WAITED.
All I did was click “File -> New!”
Y u do dis, flash?
===========
Importing large files
sometimes is too much work,
So Flash calls in sick.
===========
This caught me off guard!
It had been such a nice night!
Too good to be true…
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I thought we could work.
You lured me in with your charm.
And then, unexpec—
Control, shift, escape
Can’t save me from the pale wash
Of Flash freezing up.
Don’t delete symbols.
They’ll just lead a coup d’etat
and murder your .fla.
===========
Well, what a suprise.
Sometimes, I can time crashes.
Three, two, one, zero.
===========
Anti Alias.
Y u no stop shaking text?
Now flash ate my tweens!
===========
Hit “ctrl enter”
Then sit back and watch your swf
vomit bile and blood.
===========
You’re fast, Adobe!
Two crashes in ten minutes!
Bravo, Flash, Bravo.
===========
Ugh, seriously?
Press Alt Tab even just once,
And you’re marked for life.
===========
Importing to stage
takes an unexpected turn
and ruins my day.
===========
“Convert to keyframes.”
“Did you mean, ‘have a seizure?’
Hope you’ve been saving!”
===========
Poor little laptop,
tolerating all this shit.
Why can’t flash just work?
===========
Pressing CTRL V
Invites sorrow to your swf;
Watch the whole thing crash.
===========
===========
YOU COULD’VE WAITED.
All I did was click “File -> New!”
Y u do dis, flash?
===========
Importing large files
sometimes is too much work,
So Flash calls in sick.
===========
This caught me off guard!
It had been such a nice night!
Too good to be true…
===========
I thought we could work.
You lured me in with your charm.
And then, unexpec—
Control, shift, escape
Can’t save me from the pale wash
Of Flash freezing up.
Don’t delete symbols.
They’ll just lead a coup d’etat
and murder your .fla.
===========
Well, what a suprise.
Sometimes, I can time crashes.
Three, two, one, zero.
===========
Anti Alias.
Y u no stop shaking text?
Now flash ate my tweens!
===========
Hit “ctrl enter”
Then sit back and watch your swf
vomit bile and blood.
===========
You’re fast, Adobe!
Two crashes in ten minutes!
Bravo, Flash, Bravo.
===========
Ugh, seriously?
Press Alt Tab even just once,
And you’re marked for life.
===========
Importing to stage
takes an unexpected turn
and ruins my day.
===========
“Convert to keyframes.”
“Did you mean, ‘have a seizure?’
Hope you’ve been saving!”
===========
Poor little laptop,
tolerating all this shit.
Why can’t flash just work?
===========
Pressing CTRL V
Invites sorrow to your swf;
Watch the whole thing crash.
===========
Clients From ...Space. - Working with Loltastic People
Posted 13 years agoChances are that a lot of you have drawn or worked for other people and that within those experiences have found some fuckin' hilarious work situations.
Are there some war stories you have where someone has given you a request out of left field/out of the ballpark/beyond the stars? With this being F.A. I'm sure the answer is, 'Yes,' and I'd like to know what they are, whether in the context of work or in the context of FA commissions. I can't say I would condone being a jackass about your own clients so I mean this in a "humorous instances" way and not "Let's bitch about bad customers" way, that's for other corners of the internet.
There is a huge street side billboard advertising a realtor compliments of my workplace, ... but she looks like a fucking Edvard Munch painting and it's hands down the best ad I've ever made because of this. She is not too keen on her physical appearance, apparently, so when she sent me her photograph that she wanted in the ad, she must have taken it in paint or photoshop and scaled it to half-width to make her appear more slender. Because resizing was all she did she looked like some sort of freakish slenderman dumpster baby. I popped it back to a proportional size and made the ad to her specifications and sent her a proof. No, no, put the photo back "slender", I don't like how I look when in the original proportions, she says. She's nice about her nitpickiness, but ultimately hers is one of those "Just go with it, man," cases. She wasn't willing to pay for the photoshop retouch of making her look slender (understandable) in a way that wasn't jury rigged so I just, ... Scaled it the way she asked me to. The next revision she makes is to superimpose her in front of a red sunset comparable to this: http://www.passionating.com/wp-cont.....red_sunset.jpg
She picks a photo she took herself and must have ran through a photoshop filter. Blissfully unaware is she that her red sunset looks to the uninformed eye like a horrible fucking lake of hellfire. So there's this 10' x 44' The Scream Realty billboard out there somewhere in Texas that is so atrocious but I can't look at it and not just, be so fucking proud of it. It seriously looks like The Scream, man. It's the best.
Are there some war stories you have where someone has given you a request out of left field/out of the ballpark/beyond the stars? With this being F.A. I'm sure the answer is, 'Yes,' and I'd like to know what they are, whether in the context of work or in the context of FA commissions. I can't say I would condone being a jackass about your own clients so I mean this in a "humorous instances" way and not "Let's bitch about bad customers" way, that's for other corners of the internet.
There is a huge street side billboard advertising a realtor compliments of my workplace, ... but she looks like a fucking Edvard Munch painting and it's hands down the best ad I've ever made because of this. She is not too keen on her physical appearance, apparently, so when she sent me her photograph that she wanted in the ad, she must have taken it in paint or photoshop and scaled it to half-width to make her appear more slender. Because resizing was all she did she looked like some sort of freakish slenderman dumpster baby. I popped it back to a proportional size and made the ad to her specifications and sent her a proof. No, no, put the photo back "slender", I don't like how I look when in the original proportions, she says. She's nice about her nitpickiness, but ultimately hers is one of those "Just go with it, man," cases. She wasn't willing to pay for the photoshop retouch of making her look slender (understandable) in a way that wasn't jury rigged so I just, ... Scaled it the way she asked me to. The next revision she makes is to superimpose her in front of a red sunset comparable to this: http://www.passionating.com/wp-cont.....red_sunset.jpg
She picks a photo she took herself and must have ran through a photoshop filter. Blissfully unaware is she that her red sunset looks to the uninformed eye like a horrible fucking lake of hellfire. So there's this 10' x 44' The Scream Realty billboard out there somewhere in Texas that is so atrocious but I can't look at it and not just, be so fucking proud of it. It seriously looks like The Scream, man. It's the best.
I just tried to put on skinny jeans
Posted 13 years agoBecause I'm a hipster
And I was victorious
But I fell over once
And I also had to like dance around to get my god damn ankles in these fucking *pores* that they call leg holes
I don't want to take these off
Not because it's cool but because I'm afraid
Help
And I was victorious
But I fell over once
And I also had to like dance around to get my god damn ankles in these fucking *pores* that they call leg holes
I don't want to take these off
Not because it's cool but because I'm afraid
Help
