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Posted 13 years agoSaw this and thought...Today is off to a GREAT start.
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Posted 13 years agoInvite ya buddies 8D
Jerk off!
Masturbate to...idk...porn on the side .-.
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Jerk off!
Masturbate to...idk...porn on the side .-.
https://secure.join.me/138-248-993
I'll kick babies off left and right
Posted 13 years agoSo ABC news did this news report on this lady getting kicked off the bus cause her baby pooped its pants and it smelt really really bad.
Well,I would do the same thing .-.
Why do we all have to suffer through for your baby?That's selfish.NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW!
LIVE WITH IT!
Babies are super annoying.I understand if your baby is sick and needs to go to a doctors appointment...but call a relative to pick you up or even a friend.
Dont go on a bus and expect everyone to be happy about sitting next to shit.Cause thats what your child is when it poops its pants on a bus.An inconvenient sack of shit.
The views on babies are obviously different for mothers and motherly figures.I understand that what I'm saying can come off as insensitive.
Well,lets think of it like this...Would YOU like to be in a rectangular bus with small windows and you're sitting next to the stench of shit?
The only place I expect to smell that bad are bathrooms dumpsters and land fills.But if you're on a bus you're stuck.You can't just get off.Yeah that mother had to get somewhere too but the other guests aren't bothering anyone else as bad as that.
Just like I hate when people bring babies to movies. THATS INCONSIDERATE AND RETARDED!
You know that batman movie shooting?A baby was killed in that theatre...WHAT THE FUCK WAS A BABY DOING IN BATMAN!?
It sounds horrible of me but I was glad.If you bring your child to a movie thats clearly going to disturb the baby then you don't deserve children.
This is another disputable issue but to me thats my opinion.Dont bring your baby to batman.You KNOW they're going to wake up and throw a bitch fit.
Leave them at home with a sitter or a relative.Dont be a dick and bring them with you.I LITERALLY wanna punch every baby thats brought into a theatre.
Well,I would do the same thing .-.
Why do we all have to suffer through for your baby?That's selfish.NEEDS OF THE MANY OUTWEIGH THE NEEDS OF THE FEW!
LIVE WITH IT!
Babies are super annoying.I understand if your baby is sick and needs to go to a doctors appointment...but call a relative to pick you up or even a friend.
Dont go on a bus and expect everyone to be happy about sitting next to shit.Cause thats what your child is when it poops its pants on a bus.An inconvenient sack of shit.
The views on babies are obviously different for mothers and motherly figures.I understand that what I'm saying can come off as insensitive.
Well,lets think of it like this...Would YOU like to be in a rectangular bus with small windows and you're sitting next to the stench of shit?
The only place I expect to smell that bad are bathrooms dumpsters and land fills.But if you're on a bus you're stuck.You can't just get off.Yeah that mother had to get somewhere too but the other guests aren't bothering anyone else as bad as that.
Just like I hate when people bring babies to movies. THATS INCONSIDERATE AND RETARDED!
You know that batman movie shooting?A baby was killed in that theatre...WHAT THE FUCK WAS A BABY DOING IN BATMAN!?
It sounds horrible of me but I was glad.If you bring your child to a movie thats clearly going to disturb the baby then you don't deserve children.
This is another disputable issue but to me thats my opinion.Dont bring your baby to batman.You KNOW they're going to wake up and throw a bitch fit.
Leave them at home with a sitter or a relative.Dont be a dick and bring them with you.I LITERALLY wanna punch every baby thats brought into a theatre.
Reasons I HATE getting people that speak spanish in my team.
Posted 13 years agoSo the majority of my team spoke spanish and only 2 of us spoke english.
I DCed for a few minutes due to connection issues but when I got back I was under farmed and leveled.
So my thoughts were..Okay I can recover.I'll just have to farm behind the scenes.Jungle a little and play it safe.Well,apparently my latino friends didn't wanna share cs late game.
I was getting this farm uptop and amumu comes in and steals it all .-.
SO!I couldn't build past my boots and bloodthirster thanks to them.
Then they would make these plans without me and nate and they'd just go in full retard and get us all killed.Its SUPER gay when you dont know what to do when your team wont communicate.They spoke english but refused to communicate
Then they blamed it all on me for not having enough farm when they fed more then me.
I DCed for a few minutes due to connection issues but when I got back I was under farmed and leveled.
So my thoughts were..Okay I can recover.I'll just have to farm behind the scenes.Jungle a little and play it safe.Well,apparently my latino friends didn't wanna share cs late game.
I was getting this farm uptop and amumu comes in and steals it all .-.
SO!I couldn't build past my boots and bloodthirster thanks to them.
Then they would make these plans without me and nate and they'd just go in full retard and get us all killed.Its SUPER gay when you dont know what to do when your team wont communicate.They spoke english but refused to communicate
Then they blamed it all on me for not having enough farm when they fed more then me.
I LOST MY TABLET PEN!!!
Posted 13 years agoIts somewhere...Just...don't know where...
Crybaby of the century
Posted 13 years agoSo I was playing League as Darius.
Me and Teemo top.We get first blood.Shut down their jungler early game.Well things are amazing until our bottom is getting beat . c .
I ask them to let me switch with one of them.WHILE I'm heading there their Ashe decides to smack talk.
He sarcastically says"Problems?"
Well as he says that as soon as I come in I Q him from behind.They think they're getting away cause they slow me.I pop my grab and pull them towards me for an Q and W.IMMEDIATELY bursts them down.Not only that but they have a completed bleed out so I pop my ult for a true damage punisher.
Shut them down.
And I respond."Nope.No problems here."
Well the baby doesn't take his own medicine well and tells me I'm bad at the game.
Well all game I only go 9 kills 3 deaths.
I honestly don't care if you're good or if you're winning.Good for you.There is always a loser in any game,but if you're going to dish out bullshit then prepare to get it back when you deserve it.
Mind you their jungler left game.Their Ashe had 10 kills beginning game...
4v5 or not if you have someone fed beginning game..HELP OTHER LANES.
Instead they stayed bottom like an ass hat and pretended to be pro.
I love how in the end they think I care how much ELO they have.
They had the ability to ace us multiple times.But they didn't.It has nothing to do with their jungler being afk it was their team was weak.None of them had armor or magic resist.AT ALL.Killing them was the easy part late game.Even if they weren't AFK they had no tank.Every one of them was squishy.
Matix0x cry me a river cause you already bled me one.
Me and Teemo top.We get first blood.Shut down their jungler early game.Well things are amazing until our bottom is getting beat . c .
I ask them to let me switch with one of them.WHILE I'm heading there their Ashe decides to smack talk.
He sarcastically says"Problems?"
Well as he says that as soon as I come in I Q him from behind.They think they're getting away cause they slow me.I pop my grab and pull them towards me for an Q and W.IMMEDIATELY bursts them down.Not only that but they have a completed bleed out so I pop my ult for a true damage punisher.
Shut them down.
And I respond."Nope.No problems here."
Well the baby doesn't take his own medicine well and tells me I'm bad at the game.
Well all game I only go 9 kills 3 deaths.
I honestly don't care if you're good or if you're winning.Good for you.There is always a loser in any game,but if you're going to dish out bullshit then prepare to get it back when you deserve it.
Mind you their jungler left game.Their Ashe had 10 kills beginning game...
4v5 or not if you have someone fed beginning game..HELP OTHER LANES.
Instead they stayed bottom like an ass hat and pretended to be pro.
I love how in the end they think I care how much ELO they have.
They had the ability to ace us multiple times.But they didn't.It has nothing to do with their jungler being afk it was their team was weak.None of them had armor or magic resist.AT ALL.Killing them was the easy part late game.Even if they weren't AFK they had no tank.Every one of them was squishy.
Matix0x cry me a river cause you already bled me one.
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Posted 13 years agoHonkeys over hoes
COMMISSIONS!
Posted 13 years agoDoing 3 dollar commissions for the next few days.
If you're interested drop a note.
If not then that's cool too,but this will only last a few days.
If you're interested drop a note.
If not then that's cool too,but this will only last a few days.
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Posted 13 years agoI'm a little teapot.
Short and stout.
Here is my handle
and here is my spout
When you tip me over
Hear me shout.
WHATS YOUR PROBLEM MAN!?
Short and stout.
Here is my handle
and here is my spout
When you tip me over
Hear me shout.
WHATS YOUR PROBLEM MAN!?
Minecraft is a fucking douche
Posted 13 years agoSeriously?I mean I purchased this game 5 days ago now.I have YET to receive the game.ITS A DIGITAL PAYMEN!It's not like they have to fucking mail something.
I emailed them a few days ago only to find out it doesn't even fucking matter...They're NOT going to get back to me cause they're working on emails from last month.Well,that does me a lot of good.That's fantastic.This makes me a satisfied customer.They gave me a receipt for purchasing it...WELL WHERE IS THE THING I PAID FOR?What the fuck?Is it my card?Did the transaction not go through?I DONT KNOW CAUSE THEY WONT CONTACT ME BACK!They gave me a huge message on the receipt "THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING MINECRAFT"...Well,thank YOU for not giving it to me.I retried my purchase to see if it was a mistake...Well,it gave me the same message.So I tried logging in.NOTHING.Then I went to tech support to send that email.A few days pass...Well,now I just found out they're not even going to reply to me.So there was no point in wasting my time.They should warn you before you email them so you dont feel like they give a shit.They shouldn't even have a contact us page.They might as well say...Hey,guy...We're fucking busy with other shit...fuck you.I would've respected that more.Cause they leave you with this sense they're getting something done or they're taking your concerns into consideration...These dicks aren't even reading your email within the first few days.
I emailed them a few days ago only to find out it doesn't even fucking matter...They're NOT going to get back to me cause they're working on emails from last month.Well,that does me a lot of good.That's fantastic.This makes me a satisfied customer.They gave me a receipt for purchasing it...WELL WHERE IS THE THING I PAID FOR?What the fuck?Is it my card?Did the transaction not go through?I DONT KNOW CAUSE THEY WONT CONTACT ME BACK!They gave me a huge message on the receipt "THANK YOU FOR PURCHASING MINECRAFT"...Well,thank YOU for not giving it to me.I retried my purchase to see if it was a mistake...Well,it gave me the same message.So I tried logging in.NOTHING.Then I went to tech support to send that email.A few days pass...Well,now I just found out they're not even going to reply to me.So there was no point in wasting my time.They should warn you before you email them so you dont feel like they give a shit.They shouldn't even have a contact us page.They might as well say...Hey,guy...We're fucking busy with other shit...fuck you.I would've respected that more.Cause they leave you with this sense they're getting something done or they're taking your concerns into consideration...These dicks aren't even reading your email within the first few days.
Hells Kitchen
Posted 13 years agoOkay,so this is a competition of business and talent.So far there is a real competent chef in there by the name Barbie and the only reason they keep nominating her to go is cause she doesn't "communicate".Well, she doesn't have to communicate if she's doing her job.If she is holding her end fine and you're fucking up what does that have to do with her communication skills?
Most people care not for tv shows such as these,but when I see someone just bitching at someone for the wrong reasons it just makes me so butt mad.There is this fat lady named Kimmie that hates the hell out of Barbie and tonight Kim kept fucking up her dish and not once had Barbie been repramanded.(hope I spelt that correctly.Well, how does it make sense for her to throw Barbie under the bus when it was her mistake that kept halting their production over and over again to the point they got thrown out?
You can't do that.You can't just throw someone else's name out when YOU'RE the one that fucked up over and over again and Chef Ramses called you out on your bullshit.Barbie was the only one on the team that did her job correctly.This isn't a game of social politics its not.It's about going on and taking the strongest players til the end.Making tough decisions to prove you're a team leader.Gordan Ramses doesn't want a fucking friend he wants to have a team leader to help his business.
Most people care not for tv shows such as these,but when I see someone just bitching at someone for the wrong reasons it just makes me so butt mad.There is this fat lady named Kimmie that hates the hell out of Barbie and tonight Kim kept fucking up her dish and not once had Barbie been repramanded.(hope I spelt that correctly.Well, how does it make sense for her to throw Barbie under the bus when it was her mistake that kept halting their production over and over again to the point they got thrown out?
You can't do that.You can't just throw someone else's name out when YOU'RE the one that fucked up over and over again and Chef Ramses called you out on your bullshit.Barbie was the only one on the team that did her job correctly.This isn't a game of social politics its not.It's about going on and taking the strongest players til the end.Making tough decisions to prove you're a team leader.Gordan Ramses doesn't want a fucking friend he wants to have a team leader to help his business.
Steve Mann
Posted 13 years agoOkay,so there is this guy Steve Mann.Who allegedly got attacked in McDonalds..
Well,that kinda sounds unbelievable.Your story doesn't add up Steve.It just sounds like bullshit.I think you just got confused and pissed yourself and want someone to blame.
So these guys at McDonalds say "Our security staff says no physical complications occured.The other staff came up with a consistent story when questioned separately.
That is kinda of a sign that you just had a piss fit.They approached him and asked him about his head gear which was a camera.Well,in most business you can't take pictures unless you have written consent from the company.
Well,he showed him his prescription and they let him get his food.Well this is where STEVE'S story doesn't add up.
He claims that they attacked him while he was sitting.Then later claims they attacked him while he was going to the bathroom and thats why he pissed himself...And if that was the case how come he wasn't hurt?Just his tech was damaged..You mean you were assaulted by McDonald's workers who tried to remove a device from your head that cannot be removed without special tools and you did NOT suffer ANY injuries...Not a single one?
You're a bullshitter in my opinion Steve.I'm glad McDonalds is calling you out on it.
Well,that kinda sounds unbelievable.Your story doesn't add up Steve.It just sounds like bullshit.I think you just got confused and pissed yourself and want someone to blame.
So these guys at McDonalds say "Our security staff says no physical complications occured.The other staff came up with a consistent story when questioned separately.
That is kinda of a sign that you just had a piss fit.They approached him and asked him about his head gear which was a camera.Well,in most business you can't take pictures unless you have written consent from the company.
Well,he showed him his prescription and they let him get his food.Well this is where STEVE'S story doesn't add up.
He claims that they attacked him while he was sitting.Then later claims they attacked him while he was going to the bathroom and thats why he pissed himself...And if that was the case how come he wasn't hurt?Just his tech was damaged..You mean you were assaulted by McDonald's workers who tried to remove a device from your head that cannot be removed without special tools and you did NOT suffer ANY injuries...Not a single one?
You're a bullshitter in my opinion Steve.I'm glad McDonalds is calling you out on it.
One day
Posted 13 years agoOkay so these are some of my goals when I get better at drawing and stitching.
I want to start a webcomic.Not just a webcomic a FREE webcomic.Not just ANY free webcomic...A COLLABORATION WEBCOMIC!If you ever seen that Batman movie where the story is done by different artists,but is all one story that's what I want to do.One day...When I get better though.Cause I currently suck donkey dicks at backgrounds.Can't commit to a comic without good backgrounds.
Another idea I had...Wouldn't it be cool to just have an icon draw?Like everyone's name is put into a list and everyone rolls to see who they get and they have to draw that person their next new icon and they can't tell them until its done and when everyone is finished with their drawings of the persons icons they all post them and everyone has to switch their icon to that picture.THAT SOUNDS FUCKING INTERESTING!It's decided...I'm not getting an icon until I make enough friends to do that...THATS THE DEAL!This is my mission.
I want to start a webcomic.Not just a webcomic a FREE webcomic.Not just ANY free webcomic...A COLLABORATION WEBCOMIC!If you ever seen that Batman movie where the story is done by different artists,but is all one story that's what I want to do.One day...When I get better though.Cause I currently suck donkey dicks at backgrounds.Can't commit to a comic without good backgrounds.
Another idea I had...Wouldn't it be cool to just have an icon draw?Like everyone's name is put into a list and everyone rolls to see who they get and they have to draw that person their next new icon and they can't tell them until its done and when everyone is finished with their drawings of the persons icons they all post them and everyone has to switch their icon to that picture.THAT SOUNDS FUCKING INTERESTING!It's decided...I'm not getting an icon until I make enough friends to do that...THATS THE DEAL!This is my mission.
Fursuit
Posted 13 years agoOkay,I am currently on a mission to get a fursuit..Either by commissioning one or making it myself for the first time.Real exciting.Though I checked a few places and...I have to be honest...Prices are buttfuck retarded.1000 dollars for a fursuit?Thats a brand new gaming computer with Terra byte hard drive and a 9 GB Ram...THATS RIDICULOUS.Do I get a pure gold chain as a rebate?That's just dumb.I understand people need money but you don't have to bend our asses over and fuck our wallets like they were the prom queen.I don't care how much time or effort it took you don't deserve 1,000 dollars for something that the materials would not run you for.You should be compensated for materials and then a REASONABLE amount for effort.If its shit then can I get my money back?See?It's not fair.You have to remember a lot of people don't have that much money to just waste away.There is a resession still going on people.
Another thing that bothers me..Why the hell are artist's prices so god damn high?Its a damn drawing...Its not a picaso.It's not from the enlightenment age.It's a drawing you made when you had the time.Why the fuck do you need 60 dollars to spend a few days work on something cause that's what it really is.Let's be honest.You're not working 24/7 til it's done.You're working on it whenever it's convenient for you cause you can always post and say..."Hey I'm pushing my commissions another day due to real life issues."I understand people have lives but when someone pays you to do something you do it if you accept it.I can't go into work and say.."I can't unload that truck today.I'm feeling sad." and still get paid.No they'd fire me or tell me I'm not getting paid for the time I didn't work.When you push a date on a paid commission.Then you should refund them a bit of their payment cause you didn't really do the job within the time you set it for.That's how most businesses work.
Though what I am saying can be called cruel in some cases.Sometimes things can't be helped.Sometimes something big might happen like a loved one is injured or passed away.Well,that's sad.It truely is.In cases like that it can be awkward for both parties,but don't use it as an excuse to just get out of your work.Refund the people their money and tell them"Hey I can't work on your commission right now.I've refunded your money and when things settle down and you still want to do business with me then I will gladly take on the piece."But don't be a sad bummer all the time and let months go by and get nothing done.I don't want to sound like an asshole,but my friend got ripped off cause the person they paid bailed on the commission over something.It's been 3 months since then and he is still out 80 dollars.Once again...a fucking ridiculous price.
These people must be coming up with these prices out their assholes...I'm tired of being fucking broke but these people don't need THAT much god damn money for a drawing.This means these people are making more money than most of the people with actual jobs.THATS JUST FUCKING SAD.
Well, that's my rant.I hope a lot of you can see where I am coming from.
Another thing that bothers me..Why the hell are artist's prices so god damn high?Its a damn drawing...Its not a picaso.It's not from the enlightenment age.It's a drawing you made when you had the time.Why the fuck do you need 60 dollars to spend a few days work on something cause that's what it really is.Let's be honest.You're not working 24/7 til it's done.You're working on it whenever it's convenient for you cause you can always post and say..."Hey I'm pushing my commissions another day due to real life issues."I understand people have lives but when someone pays you to do something you do it if you accept it.I can't go into work and say.."I can't unload that truck today.I'm feeling sad." and still get paid.No they'd fire me or tell me I'm not getting paid for the time I didn't work.When you push a date on a paid commission.Then you should refund them a bit of their payment cause you didn't really do the job within the time you set it for.That's how most businesses work.
Though what I am saying can be called cruel in some cases.Sometimes things can't be helped.Sometimes something big might happen like a loved one is injured or passed away.Well,that's sad.It truely is.In cases like that it can be awkward for both parties,but don't use it as an excuse to just get out of your work.Refund the people their money and tell them"Hey I can't work on your commission right now.I've refunded your money and when things settle down and you still want to do business with me then I will gladly take on the piece."But don't be a sad bummer all the time and let months go by and get nothing done.I don't want to sound like an asshole,but my friend got ripped off cause the person they paid bailed on the commission over something.It's been 3 months since then and he is still out 80 dollars.Once again...a fucking ridiculous price.
These people must be coming up with these prices out their assholes...I'm tired of being fucking broke but these people don't need THAT much god damn money for a drawing.This means these people are making more money than most of the people with actual jobs.THATS JUST FUCKING SAD.
Well, that's my rant.I hope a lot of you can see where I am coming from.
My first journal entry
Posted 13 years agoDear Journal
I watched that new Amazing Spiderman movie.It was just...I feel like Universal studios just raped my childhood.They took Spiderman and fucked EVERYTHING up.Peter is now some sort of skater douche and he isn't a nerd anymore.He's just this dumb prepubescent kid with a boner for Gwen Stacey.They even had the audacity to RUIN the Uncle Ben speech.HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP!?How do you fuck up Uncle Ben's speech?Out of all the things they ruined in this movie THAT took the cake.It was GOD AWFUL.Not to mention throughout the entire film these people were just talking behind me the ENTIRE time.What inconsiderate pricks.They spoke spanish like it would make a difference.Like it makes a difference.."Oh you're talking really loudly during the movie?Just so long as you don't speak English."Well, that's not fair to say they spoke English.They just transitioned from one to another.
I honestly wanted to punch these spanish speaking fucks in their retarded heads.I paid my hard earned money to see this movie.Be it a crappy movie, doesn't mean I don't want to listen to the film I paid to see.They weren't even trying to whisper is what pissed me off the most.They straight up were just talking out loud.It came to a point where even their own party started telling them to shut the hell up.
There should be a sign on the screen before the movie starts that's just like"Please,shut the hell up during the movie or we'll shove a flash light up your ass...Enjoy the film."
Well,that's all I have to say about that Journal.
I watched that new Amazing Spiderman movie.It was just...I feel like Universal studios just raped my childhood.They took Spiderman and fucked EVERYTHING up.Peter is now some sort of skater douche and he isn't a nerd anymore.He's just this dumb prepubescent kid with a boner for Gwen Stacey.They even had the audacity to RUIN the Uncle Ben speech.HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP!?How do you fuck up Uncle Ben's speech?Out of all the things they ruined in this movie THAT took the cake.It was GOD AWFUL.Not to mention throughout the entire film these people were just talking behind me the ENTIRE time.What inconsiderate pricks.They spoke spanish like it would make a difference.Like it makes a difference.."Oh you're talking really loudly during the movie?Just so long as you don't speak English."Well, that's not fair to say they spoke English.They just transitioned from one to another.
I honestly wanted to punch these spanish speaking fucks in their retarded heads.I paid my hard earned money to see this movie.Be it a crappy movie, doesn't mean I don't want to listen to the film I paid to see.They weren't even trying to whisper is what pissed me off the most.They straight up were just talking out loud.It came to a point where even their own party started telling them to shut the hell up.
There should be a sign on the screen before the movie starts that's just like"Please,shut the hell up during the movie or we'll shove a flash light up your ass...Enjoy the film."
Well,that's all I have to say about that Journal.
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