It really does hurt when you kicked them, so stop doing it you skanks and rape victims. D:<

Why?

Why does this happen? D:

Nobody thinks it's funny that my Artist Type says Traditional Artist. I think it's hilarious in an ironic sort of way.

If you were left alone with i-bite for the rest of time, and you had the choice of either listening to him rant on about unimportant things, or having occasional butt sex with him. WHAT WOULD YOU CHOOSE? D:<

Everything is okay except for the chat, what the fuck happened to voodoo? D:<

If you don't want your vaginae to gush out blood or spit out babies get rid of your ovaries or let more guys fuck you in the ass. D:<

- a message from i-bite -

Some guy just posted all of the Goatsee pictures and it made me lol 4x.
I loved it very much.

Best day on FA, ever. D:<

I was watching a new episode of scrubs and I don't like it. It was funny when Zack Braf was the main character, not some girl. Who cares what a woman doctor is thinking, I know I don't. D:<

At least it still has the black guy.

I just saw the promo for ADVENTURE TIME, which is the best mini-toon I've ever seen. I'm so excited. D:<

If anyone can actually guess what the name means exactly, I will either buy you a cheap commission, draw some of my own crap for you, or send you five dollars.

Get it and win something horrible.

Guess what that says EXACTLY, and win a picture of you featuring i-bite's hot dog penis.

I think I may be the greatest character to show up on FA since "I am Disapoint" but that's just everyone's opinion.

I've never seen this many fat people cry since they took Super Size of the McDonald's menu.

These fatties are some of the biggest pussies I've ever seen, but they're something satisfying seeing people fatter than you cry.

Now I'm no skinny guy, but even I don't break down in tears when someone makes me run on a treadmill going 1/2 mile an hour.

I've been playing Mario Galaxy for a few days and I'm up to 65 stars. It's pretty fun an at times a challenge. The thing I hate the most is the fucking ball rolling. That sucks so much. D:<
I swear if there is more of that crap in part 2, I will not enjoy it. D):<

Other than that, it's a pretty good Mario game. It's to Mario 64 as Twilight Princess is to Orcarina of Time.

I am not made of ranch dressing.

Female ejaculation (colloquially known as squirting or gushing[1]) refers to the expulsion of noticeable amounts of clear fluid by human females from the paraurethral ducts through and around the urethra during or before orgasm. The exact source and nature of the fluid continues to be the topic of debate among medical professionals.

Scratch-o HEY!







Get the reference and you win 2 free potato arts.

I just noticed that I can't stand girls or guys making moaning and noises during sex. It bothers me, with like the one time I actually had full-blown sex, the girl kept breathing heavily into my ear with the occasional breath squeak, I can't stand the sound of heavy breathing. D:<

I was looking at my stuff and people keep saying I should get a reference sheet of i-bite, a real one, not the one that I drew. I guess their right, reference sheets are needed in order to get arts done. ):

IF ANYONE, is willing to draw me one they will be rewarded with something good, not money or anything material, the only thing I can afford to offer is praise and name dropping, and other things of that sort. I mean art trading with someone of my talents isn't really fair, my art sucks but people like the funny ones. o:

N E WAYS, just posting this thing up to see if anyone might be interested, I do understand that people don't like doing stuff if they're not being paid, I know I don't. D:<

I just noticed that many of the popular artist out there put me on their block list. By popular artist I mean the ones that most furries know and would suck rusty hobo cocks just to get a sketch. Is it because I am very rude and I make fun of their work. Is it because I tell them to be more original and draw something different for once. Is it because I have such a big ego that their big ego's collide with mine causing big ego blockage. I mean, Jay Naylor called me racist. Haha.

Anyways for those artist who don't block me and the ones who watch me, gracia.

It's very nice. I know my stuff isn't very good right now but with if by some magic I become so big that I can sell piccies for 100$. That'll never happen but if it did, you'd be sooooo jealous.

I'm sick.

It's present time and just in time for Shitmas. Be on the look out for i-bitey goodness. D:<

FOR EVERYONE

I don't like mine that much. My advice is you should put them in girl butts anyways.