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Posted 9 years agoAnd I finally decide that maybe it's best if I actually start just doing more with FurAffinity than just going through it like the first few verses of Avenue Q. Not that I still won't grab my dick and double click, mind you. In fact, I'm doing that right now! I kid.
A problem that I think I have with these journals is that I usually don't know what really to put here. I'm not the type to really -produce- consumable content, so it's a bit tough to talk about what I'm doing. Anyways, yes, I'm still here. Kinda.
A problem that I think I have with these journals is that I usually don't know what really to put here. I'm not the type to really -produce- consumable content, so it's a bit tough to talk about what I'm doing. Anyways, yes, I'm still here. Kinda.
Uh...! (Silence, then a meme. FML)
Posted 15 years agoAlright, so I saw this old meme running around for far too long, and I can only hope that by finally indulging it the damn thing will die. So here goes.
PS Stolen from
nightstride
Sometimes being a furry, is being much more, then a furry.
You get too into it.
Keep yourself in check with this free..
FURRY FAG-o-METER!!!
STEP #1: ADD UP YOUR POINTS
1+ Drawn Furry Porn
2+ ..jerked off in the process
5- ..Draw it just to get paid
2+ ..Draw it just to get laid
1+ Written/Read furry porn stories
5- ..Write it just to get paid
4+ ..Write it just to get laid
2+ ..jerked off in the process
1+ Attempted to jack off at furry porn and
3- ..failed.
3+ ..succeeded.
3+ Touched another species inappropriately
5+ ..While imagining it's a different species than it is
5+ ..Has a different fur or skin color
10+ ..While imagining it's begging you to keep going.
1+ Own a fursuit
2+ Had sex in it
3+ Went in public in a fur suit you have had sex in.
3+ ..Without washing beforehand.
5- Have an asexual / nonsex fursuit
5- Have NOT had sex in a fursuit.
1+ Had sex with someone wearing a fursuit.
2+ ..Five+ times
2+ ..With five+ different people.
15- Own a fursuit but have never had sex in one or with someone with a fursuit on.
1+ Been on TV to try and 'explain' what a furry is.
20+ ..and fail.
1+ Had sex at a convention
2+ ..Twice
3+ ..Thrice
3+ ..Multiple partners
3+ ..Multiple Genders
7+ ..Multiple Species
7+ ..Underage
5+ ..Fursuits
5+ ..Bodypaint
5+ Stood in line more then an hour to meet a porn artist
5- Stood in line 15 minutes to meet a clean artist
1+ Worn a con shirt
5+ ..While Not at a con
1+ Planned on going to one
3+ ..for Three+ Years
1+ Been called a furfag?
2+ ..By more then three people?
5+ Complained about being called a furfag.
10+ ..Online.
5+ Defended someone who was called a furfag.
10+ ..Online.
1+ Talked about Seeing Disney's Robin Hood or Lion King more then 5 times?
1- Own 1 Stuffed animal
2+ Own 5+ suffed animals
3+ Have masterbated with them in some way
3+ ..Had to clean them from masterbating with them so much.
3+ ..DID NOT clean them after 25+ Uses
1+ Cried when one was ruined
2+ ..For a period of days
3+ Have a Youtube/LiveJournal/Xtube channel with your furname as the username
3+ Ranted on an online journal and complain for getting zero Comments.
10+ ..Then remembered you had it set as a Private Entry
1+ Roleplay online
2+ Roleplay multiple characters online
3+ Get frustrated when someone 'Godmods'
3+ Sexually Roleplay
5+ ..Three+ times a week
5- Gotten Laid by a Nonfur (Half score, didn't really get past simple molesting as I was a tard xD)
1- ..Multiple times
3- Used a condom
1+ Kept the condom
3+ Fed it to your pet
1- Been in porn
2- ..Gotten paid for it
3- ..Get publicly asked if 'your that guy in that porn vid'
1- Drawn Bara
3- Drawn Landscape
1- Drawn lesbians
1+ Drawn anime
1- Taken an nonanatomy art class
5- Keep physically fit
1- Sleep before 3am
1- ..Three+ times a week.
1- Use deodorant
3- Two+ times a week
3- Shower 3+ times a week
2- Have a vocabulary wider then 300 words
Sexually Thought of-
1+ Kimahri FFX
1+ Red 13 FF7
1+ 1 Digimon
3+ 5+ digimon
1+ 1 Pokemon
3+ Pokemon
3+ A Popular fur
5+ ..That you have never actually met.
1+ A character in which you have drawn
1+ That belongs to you
1+ Does not belong to you
1+ Represents you.
3+ Disney character
5+ A food logo such as Chester Cheetah, Chuck E. Cheese, etc.
2+ Chrono Trigger's Frog
3- Humans
1+ a Family Member
5+ Cub
2+ Scat
1+ Watersport
1+ Tentacles
STEP 2# JUDGEMENT TIME
20- TO 35- = NONFUR
10- TO 20- = GOOD JOB!!
0 TO 10- = GET CHECKED YEARLY
0 TO 10 = DRIVE SAFELY
10+ TO 25 = WHOA THERE!!
25+ TO 35 = UH..
35+ = FURFAG ALERT!
STEP #3: POST YOUR RANKING AS YOUR JOURNAL TITLE!!
Honesty is a virtue. Do not lie to yourself.
33 points. Jesus christ someone shoot me now.
EDIT: After thinking, I remembered that I waited for about 20 minutes one year to talk with Susan Van Camp. WOO I'M SAVED! \o/
PS Stolen from
nightstrideSometimes being a furry, is being much more, then a furry.
You get too into it.
Keep yourself in check with this free..
FURRY FAG-o-METER!!!
STEP #1: ADD UP YOUR POINTS
1+ Drawn Furry Porn
2+ ..jerked off in the process
5- ..Draw it just to get paid
2+ ..Draw it just to get laid
1+ Written/Read furry porn stories
5- ..Write it just to get paid
4+ ..Write it just to get laid
2+ ..jerked off in the process
1+ Attempted to jack off at furry porn and
3- ..failed.
3+ ..succeeded.
3+ Touched another species inappropriately
5+ ..While imagining it's a different species than it is
5+ ..Has a different fur or skin color
10+ ..While imagining it's begging you to keep going.
1+ Own a fursuit
2+ Had sex in it
3+ Went in public in a fur suit you have had sex in.
3+ ..Without washing beforehand.
5- Have an asexual / nonsex fursuit
5- Have NOT had sex in a fursuit.
1+ Had sex with someone wearing a fursuit.
2+ ..Five+ times
2+ ..With five+ different people.
15- Own a fursuit but have never had sex in one or with someone with a fursuit on.
1+ Been on TV to try and 'explain' what a furry is.
20+ ..and fail.
1+ Had sex at a convention
2+ ..Twice
3+ ..Thrice
3+ ..Multiple partners
3+ ..Multiple Genders
7+ ..Multiple Species
7+ ..Underage
5+ ..Fursuits
5+ ..Bodypaint
5+ Stood in line more then an hour to meet a porn artist
5- Stood in line 15 minutes to meet a clean artist
1+ Worn a con shirt
5+ ..While Not at a con
1+ Planned on going to one
3+ ..for Three+ Years
1+ Been called a furfag?
2+ ..By more then three people?
5+ Complained about being called a furfag.
10+ ..Online.
5+ Defended someone who was called a furfag.
10+ ..Online.
1+ Talked about Seeing Disney's Robin Hood or Lion King more then 5 times?
1- Own 1 Stuffed animal
2+ Own 5+ suffed animals
3+ Have masterbated with them in some way
3+ ..Had to clean them from masterbating with them so much.
3+ ..DID NOT clean them after 25+ Uses
1+ Cried when one was ruined
2+ ..For a period of days
3+ Have a Youtube/LiveJournal/Xtube channel with your furname as the username
3+ Ranted on an online journal and complain for getting zero Comments.
10+ ..Then remembered you had it set as a Private Entry
1+ Roleplay online
2+ Roleplay multiple characters online
3+ Get frustrated when someone 'Godmods'
3+ Sexually Roleplay
5+ ..Three+ times a week
5- Gotten Laid by a Nonfur (Half score, didn't really get past simple molesting as I was a tard xD)
1- ..Multiple times
3- Used a condom
1+ Kept the condom
3+ Fed it to your pet
1- Been in porn
2- ..Gotten paid for it
3- ..Get publicly asked if 'your that guy in that porn vid'
1- Drawn Bara
3- Drawn Landscape
1- Drawn lesbians
1+ Drawn anime
1- Taken an nonanatomy art class
5- Keep physically fit
1- Sleep before 3am
1- ..Three+ times a week.
1- Use deodorant
3- Two+ times a week
3- Shower 3+ times a week
2- Have a vocabulary wider then 300 words
Sexually Thought of-
1+ Kimahri FFX
1+ Red 13 FF7
1+ 1 Digimon
3+ 5+ digimon
1+ 1 Pokemon
3+ Pokemon
3+ A Popular fur
5+ ..That you have never actually met.
1+ A character in which you have drawn
1+ That belongs to you
1+ Does not belong to you
1+ Represents you.
3+ Disney character
5+ A food logo such as Chester Cheetah, Chuck E. Cheese, etc.
2+ Chrono Trigger's Frog
3- Humans
1+ a Family Member
5+ Cub
2+ Scat
1+ Watersport
1+ Tentacles
STEP 2# JUDGEMENT TIME
20- TO 35- = NONFUR
10- TO 20- = GOOD JOB!!
0 TO 10- = GET CHECKED YEARLY
0 TO 10 = DRIVE SAFELY
10+ TO 25 = WHOA THERE!!
25+ TO 35 = UH..
35+ = FURFAG ALERT!
STEP #3: POST YOUR RANKING AS YOUR JOURNAL TITLE!!
Honesty is a virtue. Do not lie to yourself.
33 points. Jesus christ someone shoot me now.
EDIT: After thinking, I remembered that I waited for about 20 minutes one year to talk with Susan Van Camp. WOO I'M SAVED! \o/
THIS POST IS RATED M FOR MATURE.
Posted 16 years agoSo I figured I might as well just use this site for something as opposed to just furiously fapping to 
Accelo 's art, as well as a few others, soooooooo yeah.
FUCK YOU IT'S MY PAGE! D:<
Anyways, back in school, blah-blah-blah, I'm really tired of the colleges giving me more and more shit and not giving us anything in return. Half of my friends were put on academic suspension because they dropped more than half of their classes last Spring. What's scary is that I did the same thing, but it was because my teachers were all dickheads.
Y'ever have some shit like that happen to you? Crazy shit, ain't it?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go grab myself something to drink and go to sleep.
...AND YES I MEAN BOOZE.
Accelo 's art, as well as a few others, soooooooo yeah.FUCK YOU IT'S MY PAGE! D:<
Anyways, back in school, blah-blah-blah, I'm really tired of the colleges giving me more and more shit and not giving us anything in return. Half of my friends were put on academic suspension because they dropped more than half of their classes last Spring. What's scary is that I did the same thing, but it was because my teachers were all dickheads.
Y'ever have some shit like that happen to you? Crazy shit, ain't it?
Yeah, I'm just gonna go grab myself something to drink and go to sleep.
...AND YES I MEAN BOOZE.
