I know it says im ALWAYS open for commissions, but I really want to give myself a chance to catch up on the ones I have!

and also I'm planning on raising the prices!! ;v;
I'll be raising the mspaint doodles from $2 to $5! I really hope thats not too much to charge!

I'll also be getting a couple other commission examples up! Like painting commissions and SAI commissions!

I wont make them too terribly expensive though, so don't worry!

//EDIT

Also, I was gone all of yesterday because i went to a fall out boy concert!
well, fall out boy and wiz khalifa!

im sorry i've been gone for so long!! I know i've worried many people and many commissioners

things have been very hard and very stressful these past couple of weeks! I'd rather not talk about it, really.

I will be continuing to finish my commissions and get back to everyones messages!

IF YOU WOULD LIKE A REFUND, PLEASE TELL ME! I WILL REFUND YOU IMMEDIATELY!

im back baby B)
I'll get back to everyone right now!!

how is everyone??

did i miss anything? ;v;

My internet is completely out and will be for the next week

There will be no art posted and answers will be very limited
I will not be on skype

However, I will try to get all of my commissions done in this time
I still have my phone so ALL HOPE ISNT LOST

My internet box is doing the red light thing

I tried messing with it about 8 times with no luck
so commissions cannot be posted and I can no longer show people wips until it gets fixed!!

Im typing this using 3G SO.....

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Im so sorry for the delay

Happy 4th of july though!!

so about that whole mythical creatures journal

i really wanted to hear everyones input, because im going to make some mythical creature adoptables!
they'll be my little 'breaks' in between commissions, but my commissions are still my main priority!

HERES WHAT I HAVE PLANNED!!

im going to make 3 of each mythical creature! Dark, neutral and light themed!
heres a little example (they're satyrs!)
http://40.media.tumblr.com/12998c9d.....ouro1_1280.png

they'll be done on SAI and look like this when completed;
http://40.media.tumblr.com/f2caa090.....ouro1_1280.png

they'll be fun little adoptables that i can make in between commissions and will let me take a break from mspaint! ;v;

would do you guys think??
yes?
no?

mine is satyrs and dragons B)

whats yours????
TELL ME!!

i saw someone doing it and it looked fun!!! ;v; another journal is going to immediately follow after this one because its going to clutter my page!!

1: Full name.
Fart Nugget McGee

2: Zodiac sign.
pisces!!

3: Three fears.
-drowning
-dying alone
-long fingernails?

4: Three things I love.
-creatures of any type!!
-the color orange
-goats

5: Four turn on’s.
anything that involves doing anything ever

6: Four turn off’s.
-feet
-feet?
-feet


7: My chillest friend(s)?
stairs, jazzie, morgan, and russell

8: Sexual orientation?
pansexual!!

9: My best first date?
never had one ;v;

10: How tall am I?
5'7

11: What do I miss?
being able to talk to my friends

12: What time was I born?
7:40 pm i think?

13: Favorite color?
gold

14: Do I have a crush?
everyone i talk to i get a crush on

15: Favorite quote?
"YOUR WORLD WILL BURN UNTIL ITS SURFACE IS BUT GLASS"

16: Favorite place?
my room?? man that sounds sad

17: Favorite food?
uuuhh? artichokes?

18: Do I use sarcasm?
Yeah, all the time

19: What am I listening to right now?
some awesome emo music

20: First thing I notice in new person?
i stare directly at their chin

21: Shoe size?
9's?? i think. i havent bought new shoes in about 2 years

22: Eye color?
brown

23: Hair color?
brown

24: Favorite style of clothing?
BAGGY STUFF

25: Ever done a prank call?
NEVER. its pretty rude?? and a waste of time. especially with caller id

26: What color of underwear I’m wearing now?
black

27: Meaning behind my username?
i named my neopet this

28: Favorite movie?
Toy story B)

29: Favorite song?
my favorite dong for about 3 years strong has been this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=URrU8gSj_0U
its.....a heavy metal christian band. but their songs are super good!!

30: Favorite band?
Thomas bergerson. i dont think that counts as a band, but okay

31: How I feel right now?
eeehhh?????

32: Someone I love.
my friends i guess

33: My current relationship status.
single and giving up looking for a partner

34: My relationship with my parents.
wish they were dead tbh

35: Favorite holiday.
none? we always do family get togethers on holidays and that causes my anxiety to go crazy

36: Tattoos and piercing I have.
none

37: Tattoos and piercing I want.
i really want a tattoo but im very nit-picky so if i spot an error i wont be able to overlook it

38: The reason I joined FA.
to get more friends...but i dont think its working lmao

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?
ah yes. my ex. the ex. ex.
i dont have an ex

40: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night” texts?
no. kind of a waste of time considering most of my friends go to bed at 2 or 4 in the morning

41: Have I ever kissed the last person I texted?
no

42: When did I last hold hands?
when i was a toddler and crossing the street with someone

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?
like, 2 minutes

44: Have I shaved my legs in the past three days?
nnnno

45: Where am I right now?
My room

46: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me?
literally no one

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?
i dont like loud music so its at a normal volume most of the time

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?
yeahhhhhh

49: Am I excited for anything?
new episode of gravity falls on july 13th? other then that i dont have anything

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?
Yeah??? i guess???? but even then she hardly listens

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?
Alot of the time

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?
uuuhhh
when i met my online friend last year she hugged me but it was kind of a surprise hug

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?
???
?????i havent kissed anyone ever??

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?
i trust everyone until they've proven that i cant trust them

55: What is something I disliked about today?
There...was no donuts

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
mr. stairs

57: What do I think about most?
why am i still alive?
why did i need to wait 5 months just for a new episode of gravity falls?
why cant i beat up the simplest boss in dark souls?
why didnt i flirt with the iron bull ONCE when i was trying to romance him?

58: What’s my strangest talent?
i can put my thumb behind my knuckle and i am very good at not feeling earthquakes, apparently

59: Do I have any strange phobias?
i have a phobia of long nails and im very very disgusted with feet
with long nails i cant even look at them they freak me out so much..
not drawing nails but REAL nails

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
behind

61: What was the last lie I told?
i lie a lot about how im feeling but?? other then that i hate lying
the last time i lied was when i was 13 or 14 and i lied about passing my class

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
neither. both give me crazy anxiety otl

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
nnnot really ghosts? but definitely aliens

64: Do I believe in magic?
nooo...i wish it was real though

65: Do I believe in luck?
YEAH
some people are just TAKING UP all the luck in the world

66: What’s the weather like right now?
107 and humid like the inside of satans asshole

67: What was the last book I’ve read?
i dont read
lord help me

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?
it just gives me an instant migraine i hate getting gas

69: Do I have any nicknames?
toooooo many nicknames

70: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had?
uuuh? none

71: Do I spend money or save it?
i tend to save it
but whenever somethings cheap, normally i buy stuff for other people

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?
No

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?
yeah. i have a brain stress ball thing

74: Favorite animal?
luv goats
and deer and cows and sheep

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?
playing dark souls

76: What do I think Satan’s last name is?
satan brovolynski

77: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lnohp8zF4Fc this super gay song

78: How can you win my heart?
being??? nice?? to me?

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?
swaggie

80: What is my favorite word?
DISGRUNTLED

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr?
uh
n
none?

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?
get your SHIT TOGETHER

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?
so ma n y...

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?
the power to stop time and go back in time and generally control time. i could be like, god.

85: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
that they are actually terrible people and i have no hope for them as an individual to change and better themselves because they are just too far gone

86: What is my current desktop picture?
my character, king homo, and his trusty sidekick, the small cute bat girl

87: Had sex?
no 8')

88: Bought condoms?
no

89: Gotten pregnant?
noo

90: Failed a class?
Yes

91: Kissed a boy?
no

92: Kissed a girl?
no

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?
no....my life is so boring

94: Had job?
Yeah

95: Left the house without my wallet?
1 time and it will never happen again

96: Bullied someone on the Internet?
yeah once. when i was like, 12

97: Had sex in public?
noo

98: Played on a sports team?
basketball in elementary school otl

99: Smoked weed?
no, but i've gotten high because my room was once a hotroom

100: Did drugs?
i was on pain meds for a while?

101: Smoked cigarettes?
Noooo

102: Drank alcohol?
no

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?
no and i dont think i can be

104: Been overweight?
hmmm. i dont know? when i was about 6 or 7 i remember being fat and someone CALLING me fat but i couldnt tell if i was actually fat or just constipated 99% of the time

105: Been underweight?
yes. i am currently right now

106: Been to a wedding?
yes. why are weddings are boring

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?
all the time. what a life i live

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?
sighs
yes

109: Been outside my home country?
nope

110: Gotten my heart broken?
yeaah, plenty of times

111: Been to a professional sports game?
No

112: Broken a bone?
nah

113: Cut myself?
not really? i dont think what i do counts

114: Been to prom?
no

115: Been in airplane?
yes. twice.

116: Fly by helicopter?
nooo

117: What concerts have I been to?
None

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?
yeaahh

119: Learned another language?
i used to speak spanish when i was little but now i cant even say gracias without it sounding like grassy ass

120: Wore make up?
1 time and i cried

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?
im over 18 and still havent lost my virginity get at my level

122: Had oral sex?
noooope

123: Dyed my hair?
one time to cosplay!!

124: Voted in a presidential election?
no. i really dont like needing to decided between a douchebag and a turd sandwich

125: Rode in an ambulance?
nnno

126: Had a surgery?
Yes

127: Met someone famous?
no. are you kidding?? im lame as heck

128: Stalked someone on a social network?
yes...i stalked my irl friend on the internet when i was a kid because back then she was all i had

129: Peed outside?
Yes

130: Been fishing?
Yes

131: Helped with charity?
Yes

132: Been rejected by a crush?
i dont even try because all of my crushes are taken

133: Broken a mirror?
Yes

134: What do I want for birthday?
to b in a small tiny relationship before i die

135: How many kids do I want and what will be their names?
i dont want kids at all id be a terrible father

136: Was I named after anyone?
i was named after someone on my so called life and it was spelled incorrectly on the birth certificate so here i am

137: Do I like my handwriting?
no

138: What was my favorite toy as a child?
i liked to play with the scarecrow dude from batman and the purple gargoyle from gargoyles

139: Favorite TV Show?
GRAVITY FALLS!!! GRAVITY FALLS!! GRAVITY FALLS!

140: Where do I want to live when older?
away from my family

141: Play any musical instrument?
i used to play the saxophone but now i cant read any notes whatsoever
what do they mean??
we just dont know....

142: One of my scars, how did I get it?
by running into a metal pipe head first

143: Favorite pizza topping?
Peperonni eeeeyyy

144: Am I afraid of the dark?
no? as long as im not barefooted i have nothing to fear

145: Am I afraid of heights?
kind of? im afraid of falling

146: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad?
yes. i've been caught lying about my report card lmao

147: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end?
Yeah
one time i was trying my hardest and someone legit told me i wasnt trying hard enough
sorry?? lol

148: What I’m really bad at.
keeping in touch with friends

149: What my greatest achievements are.
staying alive for this long
it is both an achievement and a failure

150: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me.
someone once said i was fat and that triggered my anorexia that ive been fighting since the 6th grade

151: What I’d do if I won in a lottery.
i can finally achieve my lifelong goal of doing absolutely nothing all the time forever

152: What do I like about myself?
i wish i could hire someone using the lottery money i won in the above question to help me find 1 thing i liked about myself

153: My closest FA friend.
stairs

154: Something I fantasies about.
~~~being happy~~~
wow i am pathetic

155: Tag people!!
anyone who wants to do this can!!




do any of you know anyone who's open for custom design commissions?? ;v;

im......super picky about the stuff i buy for myself!

so do you know anyone whos currently open for custom designs??

i really wanna doodle some humans in photoshop!!
so link me your human characters and i'll sketch them out! ;v;

they'll be little busts!! nothing fancy!
i wanna take a tiny break from drawing people things by....drawing people things

i would have never thought my art would get getting this much attention...?

ive always thought my art was terrible and lazy
but i've been getting such nice feedback and people have been commissioning me and...?

i'm genuinely flattered..?

im not sure if people just like me for my free stuff or cheap commission prices, but i dont think it matters
all of your comments have made my year

thank you all so so much..
i really dont know what to say
thank you

i decided to set up a queue to make everyones lives a little bit easier!!
if you wish to be added/removed from the queue, just comment below or send me a note!

I will not start your commission until you pay me (unless you have a * next to you)!!

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4. [unpaid]
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Yesterday was the worst of it!!
I dont think it was allergies, just the common cold

I could hardly get out of bed yesterday, but now I feel fine!!

A lot of people were really nice and waited for me to feel better before they commissioned me, so thank you very very much for that!!
If youre still interested in getting a commission, send me a note!! <3

I try to get commissions done normally within 24 hours of being paid but I suddenly have a 102 fever

Id rather not work on comissions when i cant really draw properly

Im really sorry for the delay
ill continue as soon as I can pick up my tablet pen

FIRST OF ALL normally i like to thank everyone for the watches but i've been getting so much recently...?
i feel like i'd start sounding like a broken record!!

thank you all for the watches!! I'm genuinely happy and i feel very honored <3

second of all, I just wanted to let people know to not get discouraged if you dont win the free designs!!
they'll be going on all week and, although you may enter multiple times and win multiple times, I will normally favor the people who havent won any of the designs yet!!

so dont give up!!

<3

i realize that people really like the free designs im doing!! (probably because theyre free!)

Do any of you have any suggestions for future designs??
specific color palettes? specific animal/creatures? specific themes?

I'd love to hear your input!!