I'm gonna need someone to meet and talk to when I'm drafted this summer...anyone willing to take over that part? o.o

Our Porn, which thy art on the screen
Hallowed be thy actors
Thy spooge come
Thy bitches be done
On earth as it is in the strip bar
Give us this day our daily fappings
and forgive us our chasteness
, as we forgive those who would preach it to us
And leave us not needing
but deliver us from our horniness
For thine is the silicone, the whip and the strap-on
, for ever and ever

Spoodge!

Gee, that upload was one big bite in my ass...

Had to rechange the submission files almost twice and paste in the navigation X3

In case anyone still sees pages doubled ot something else wrong, just hit F5, trouble should be solved by now...enjoy the show ^^

...you might have noticed I'm still alive

As a reward for your patience, you shall all be rewarded with asking me three random questions.
These questions can be anything and I will answer truthfully, so long as those who know something about me aren't attempting to make something public I'd like to withhold.

So yeah, ask away...a propper journal update shall follow soon

Information about myself as of late and some drama rambling:

Okay, here's what's been going on with me lately.
I've had a lot of stress working on the diploma-project lately. The animation I had to do for it swallowed a lot of time and I'm still supposed to work on a few frames to make it longer until monday >_>
Designs and all for it have been finished mostly, it's just the material of the other people missing that I need to set in that's the problem. This monday is big presentation evening for us and I sure as hell hope that shit goes over well >_> we might be cutting a making of video for all of the show, which in turn I might be allowed to update on youTube, but we'll see about that...

Last week the coolant fan on my video-card finally kicked the bucket, so I had to wit until tuesday to get it fixed and that kinda fucked up the entire animation time table, but it did get in somehow. It's partially the reason why I have to work on it still though.

Anyway, that's been swallowing a lot of my time, coupled with all the semester tests falling into this area of the year. However, I feel lucky knowing that once the presentation is done with, I'm practically free of it compared to all the others (whos' projects have to be finished due may and half of which haven't even started work yet >_>). So yeah, still stressed but slightly relieved.

I have been oCing sporadically with Ambber, but we still haven't gotten to produce that damn Best of we should be making at some point o.O ah well
Of course, you noticed I have been taking some time for works of my own too and to finish some of the commissions/trades/gifts that I have to/wanted to do. Art will hopefully pick back up again as time progresses until I have to leave for service in June, but that's still a whle to go, so you still got me around full time for about 4 months until Matura season >.<


NOW...you furries and your drama. I'm not exactly the type of person to participate in these kind of discussions, many of you more frequent watchers know this, but somewhere I find the pride of war between pro-homo to pro-hetero discussions unfathomably ridiculous
I do not know of the truth, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I was told there was again drama about this months banner...why... ... ...seriously, why you retarded idiots. Why can't you just take the banner as it? It's Fender kissin a girl (bloodhound), so?
As I said, I don't know of the truth, but what I further heard was that someone declared Fender should be gay... ... ...are you fucking out of your mind?!? If anything Fender would be bisexual to reflect the various grotesqueries of our furry/human nature, as the architect would surely state, but making him gay or hetero is just insulting if you ask me, just like these gus who said J.K. Rowling should have gone on mor ein depth about the idea that Dumbledore was gay...maybe?
I mean hell, I have no problem with homosexuality, some of my best friends are homosexual or bi, and I accept that because it is their choice or state and I wont mess with it. What I WILL complain about though is those of the homosexual side that get just as retarded as certain heterosexual radicals will get about commenting on this bullshit, it doesn't make YOU any better than them, the state of which can only be described as the counter part to homophobia...heterophobia. So stop it, it doesn't do anybody any good!

About the banner! Just cuz Fender's kissing a girl in this case doesn't mean he couldn't kiss a guy too, it doesn't say shit about his sexuality and the kiss ain't sensual int he least if you ask me, not even remotely dirty or hinting, so what exactly IS THE PROBLEM?!?!?

Anyway, just had to get shit off my heart and offer you guys an explaination as to why I've been gone from the screen for so long p_q promise art will pick up again as soon as stress has cooled off!

Peace everybody...

I fucking busted my video-cards coolant fan...so awesome!

I'll give a full rant story once I'm back on my own machine >_>

Your thoughts, opinions, knowledge, brags, complaints, critiques etc. on my concepts for si'itian shipcraft.

It is to note here that:
1) the verse is based on ours, keep it real
2) the si'itians are about 5000+ years ahead of us concerning shipcraft and technology. If you do bring in themes that are dicussed to be possible in the next 100 years, don't be surprized when I assume we're past that
3) keep it civil. I neither want drama of this nor fights between people. I take no responsibility for quarels that come to stand between people. I also ask you to keep discussions about personal opinion (be it on or off theme) OFF this journal and, should the theme be relevant, post the result of said discussion here!

And I have the guts to repost this! :b

Yoinked this from  yurikokinai

1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Yup

2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
Whenever it happens

3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
No preference :3

4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
chicken

5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
XD Oh yeah, when I was still a kid that happened constantly

6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No

7. Shower or bath?
Shower

8. Do you pee in the shower?
Not really, no

9. Mexican or Chinese?
Again, no preferences

10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
Aggressive

11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
I guess one could call it that, though who can define love anyway...

12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
Nope

13. Love or money?
Love, I wont mind money though

14. Credit cards or cash?
Cash

15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
XD Not really, no

16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
3 star hotel will do, I'm modest but want my peace ;3

17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
Mhhhh...a chair was once attempted

18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
XD Shit yeah

19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
Nope

20. Ever been to a bar?
Yup

21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
Nope

22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
Nope

23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Nope

24. Favorite drink?
Malibu-Orange

25. Had sex in a movie theater?
XD No...gotta be interesting though I guess

26. Had sex in a bathroom?
Yeah

27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I haven't had a propper job for that yet, not to mention female work colleagues

28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yup

29. Bought something from an adult store?
Yup

30. Have you been caught having sex?
Almost

31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
Yup >_>

32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
I guess there's a few out there

...did I draw it? I mean...how come you people are all so fascinated by Maias rear end. Granted she's proud of that part of herself too and wont mind having it stuffed, but did I really render the perfectly lovable Ass?

Also, with a little luck you guys might get to view a new big ass best of from me and Ambber >_>

 nightintodream ...beat  kemanotter by a minute

Get me noted about your picture :3

All the others, efforts appreciated, but better luck next time. See you again at 20k

EDIT!:  ilikeyourart beat both by three minutes....

..I'm setting up the pageview contest again. No one will be excluded this time and you have about 100 pageviews left to go
Whoever wins gets a free piccu, as usual, but due to my current situation, be prepared to wait for a bit until its done...

Also, thanks all of my new watchers. I'm sorry I didn't get to thanking you all personally, but going though a monster number of pages a day has become rather tiring and stressing lately....

Kinda amazing...damn accurate too
http://memoriter.net/flash/test.html
No, it doesn't end with a screaming face or anything...

Stole this from :userblackwater:

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: my mom
2. What is your weapon of choice?: If I had a choice, a rifle...usually just words and growling though
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: You'd have to get me fucking mad for that >_>
4. How about of the same sex?: A little easier
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: My mom...really angry though? Can't remember...
6. What is your pet peeve?: Children and the majority of my generation
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Depends on the grudge, but it can happen that I keep them quite long

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Cats bag
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Depends on when I went to bed, but if it's normal bed time...14:00
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: My first classmates
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: Uhm...for design classes: because I was learning for history XD
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: Not really...not the ones you're talking about anyway
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: monday afternoon (I started going to the gym again)
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: I didn't XD

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: Don't have one really...beer is rather cheap
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: white
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: I can't really compare, since drinking was done from various containers...I'll say a few strong liters though...
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: First of all, there is nothing like a "professional" diet company, second, no!
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: Yeah, I'm too thin
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: SPICEH!
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: Pet: only dogs, child: fuck yeah 8D

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: You'd think one would count >_>
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: Since Barcelona, apparently my class (I can't confirm this, I can't remember)...apart from that, some friends and my mate
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: NOHOOOOO, never! >_>
4. Have you done it?: If "IT" means sex then yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Depends really, but it tends to be a good proportion, there isn't a real part I preferr
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Since Barcelona, yes
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: Me, no

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: One
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: It used to be the Flagship and Damage
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Find a good bank and live a simple life off the intrest
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Depends on the nature of that boring job...
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: Smaller things, yes
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: About 16Gig

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: I...uhm...I am individual for my generation. And I led a happy relationship for three years...
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I'm not sure, but I guess it would be my artistic talent
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Get a name in the entertainment industry and have a family that I can love and loves me back...
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: XD Depends on the challenge (Halo, definately)
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Does a friends group Halo sniping competition count? XD
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: Name a person who hasn't done this at least once
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: got out of bed on time

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: I really can't say that here...though if we were to take second place, it'd be the status of most of my friends – being out of school
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: I'll just assume this is one of those horrid shows on TV over in the states...no one really. All the people who's place I'd like are still more skilled than me
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: I can't say that. The people you know about are celebrities and I DEFINATELY don't want to be one of those XD
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: In my friends, not that I could remember – in my relationships, no
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: There are those things..
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Uhhh...this is a hard one...maybe just being able to pull things through
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Anger or sloth, take your pick XD

Weeeell, hi everybody...you mighta noticed I've been updating rather sporadically lately and answering comments about a day or two after their date. That's mostly due t the fact that I'm having a lot of stress on my diploma-project and school right now, which has also caused a shortage in arting/chatting time (and will do so even more in the future >_> )

Apart from that, I'm happy to report that my tablet has finally arrived at Snows place, the one that was replaced by my new wacom *huggles it*

That's about all of the big news. There will still be arts and all that, just don't expect things to go super fast and shit (not like it ever did)

Anyway, something to entertain you guys
Yanked from  jessicaelwood

Interview a Character!

To put it simply, ask the character a question that you would like to know about her and the character would answer it to the best of her ability.

Character of Choice: Karmasi (cuz she seems to be the most favored)

A bunch of questions that are floating around. Figured I'd drop these out there for the heck of it...Pav, I expect you to answer these for the lulz >8I

1. give me your number?
2. let me hug you anytime I wanted to?
3. let me kiss you?
4. watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one?
5. let me take you out to dinner?
6. drive me somewhere/anywhere?
7. take a shower with me?
8. have a fling with me?
9. listen to me if I called you crying even if you were out with all of your friends?
10. buy me a drink if i didn't have money?
11. take me home for the night?
12. let me sleep in your bed?
13. sing karaoke w/ me?
14. sit in the doctors office with me because I didn't want to go alone?
15. re-post this for me to answer your questions?
16. come pick me up at 3am because my car ran out of gas in the middle of nowhere?
17. Do you think i'm cute or hot?
18. Do you like my style?
19. Do you think I'm funny?
20. cry if I died?
21. dance with me?
22. sing happy birthday to me?
23. take advantage of me if I was drunk?
24. strip for me?

Are you a bad influence?

If you go over 45, you're a bad influence.
If you go under 15, chances are you live under a rock and have no life... even more harsh.

Rules
*Total the number of things in each list you've done.
* No need to say which ones.
*If people really want to know they will grow the balls to ask.


1. Smoked
2. Consumed alcohol
3. Slept in the same bed with someone of the opposite sex
4. Slept in the same bed with someone of the same sex
5. Kissed someone of the same sex
6. Had sex
7. Had someone in your room other than family
8. Watched porn
9. Bought porn
10. Done drugs
TOTAL: 8

1. Taken painkillers
2. Taken someone else's prescription medicine
3. Lied to your parents
4. Lied to a friend
5. Snuck out of the house
6. Done something illegal
7. Cut yourself
8. Hurt someone
9. Wished someone to die
10. Seen someone die (why is this bad influence?)
TOTAL: 6

1. Missed curfew
2. Stayed out all night
3. Eaten a carton of ice cream by yourself
4. Been to a therapist
5. Been to rehab
6. Dyed your hair
7. Received a ticket
8. Been in an accident
9. Been to a club
10. Been to a bar
TOTAL: 7

1. Been to a wild party
2. Seen the Mardi Gras
3. Drank more than four beers in a night
4. Had a spring break in Florida
5. Sniffed anything
6. Wore black nail polish
7. Wore arm bands
8. Wore t-shirts with band names
9. Listened to rap.
10. Own(ed) a 50 Cent CD
TOTAL: 4

1. Dressed gothic
2. Dressed prep
3. Dressed punk
4. Dressed grunge
5. Stole something
6. Been too drunk to remember anything
7. Blacked out
8. Fainted
9. Had a crush on a neighbor
10. Had someone sneak into your room
TOTAL: 4

1. Snuck into someone else's room
2. Had a crush on your best friend
3. Been to a concert
4. Dry-humped someone
5. Been called a slut
6. Called someone a slut
7. Installed speakers in your car
8. Broken a mirror
9. Showered at someone of the opposites sex's house
10. Brushed your teeth with someone else's toothbrush
TOTAL: 7

1. Consider/considered Ludacris your favorite rapper
2. Been an R-rated movie in theater
3. Cruised the mall
4. Skipped school
5. Had surgery
6. Had an injury (No duh, like who hasn't?)
7. Gone to court
8. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
9. Caught something on fire
10. Lied about your age.
TOTAL: 4

1. Owned/rented an apartment (How on fucking earth can this be a bad example?)
2. Broke the law in the police's presence
3. Cheated on someone
4. Got in trouble with the police
5. Talked to a stranger
6. Hugged a stranger
7. Kissed a stranger
8. Rode in the car with a stranger
9. Been harassed
10. Been verbally harassed
TOTAL: 5

1. Met face-to-face with someone you met online
2. Stayed online for 12 hours straight
3. Talked on the phone for more than 4 hours straight
4. Watched TV for 12 hours straight
5. Been to a fair
6. Been called a bad influence
7. Drink and drive
8. Prank-called someone
9. Laid on a couch with someone of the opposite sex
10. Cheated on a test
TOTAL: 7

And over all score is : 52

I would like to *sniff* thank the academy...

Naw, just kidding...Yes, this is going to be another one of those cliché thank you journals.
THANK YOU ALL A BUNCH! Damn it's good to be popular XD Nah, seriously, thanks a lot for the many watches. I'm glad you guys all like my art, I hope you will continue to do so, and even though most of you are kinda like me, sitting in a dark corner and viewing art rather than dropping a comment, but I appreciate all of you and also the many favs.
Thanks to all those who comment, be it just a "hey, great pic!" or constructive criticism, I love 'em all lots and I hope you guys will keep doing so in future

As for the thousandth watcher...  arrenjevleth has clicked the watch button on my page for the thousandth time and will get a free picture of his choice...cuz I feel like that's cool >_>

Also: This is awesome music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SqxkZiEbf0 you must listen to it!

Since I'm working on a public machine I'm gonna have to be short here...

1. I'm still alive 8D No duh...

2. It appears ms. G36 was received very well, so I'm working on some more poses which will be themed later...I will take *suggestions* for the firearms but they wont necessarily be presented

3. I will answer all the comments, farewells, watches etc. once I'm back home. Too little privacy and time to think up something fitting and view some of the pictures, like answering something mildly annoying to snow :b

So yeah, just a short in between sign of life for you all...
Greets and best wishes, iPoke

I'll be on a class-trip...to Barcelona

Until next saturday I'll be gone and I *probably* wont have internet connection >_> which means all you nice little furs out there will fill my message in box with thousands of new things for me to go through... ^^

Greetings and best wishes to all...

A few of you guessed me older (and this hasn't been the first time it's happened) but I was curious, just how old would you have guessed me? :b

Okay, okay...Snow brought it out, I've turned a year older once again. I'm 19 now >_>
Went off to my joint B-day party with  karakina, since he has his B-day a day before me, yesterday evening and it actually turned out a lot more pleasant than I had imagined it to. Got to know a lot of new peeps, some with whom I migth be hanging out a bit this evening...
So yeah, big thanks to Snow for that piccu she drew ^^ a happy day and a big hug for all of you, I'll see you around

*back to commissions*

 dawkz found this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TjmOK4TTvwg

Taken from  kierstal who got it from  sukebepanda who got it from  vegex

I was thinking a while ago for ways for more people to get known on FA without having to cater to the weird-ass-fetish-of-the-day and it dawned on me: Artist of the Week.

Every week a new up-and-coming artist would get a spotlight, helping them get known better in the art community

The thing is the admins behind on alot things already and this cannot be done without much help, so here's my plan:

Spread the word to everyone you know about "Artist of the Week", make journals and do as much as you can to help. That way this idea can come to fruitation much faster if it has the support of people of FA


FurAffinity needs change and for the better, if you care about this place and the artists in it then spread the word!

Anyways, just figured this was a sweet idea for all of us artists who wanna get known without having to whore out.

Agreed? Spread the word!

The only catch is that you can't ask the person who posted it anything about it!
Just read the "offense" and if you've done it, you owe that fine.
Keep going until you've read each "offense" and added up your total fine.
Title your response "My Bar Tab is$........"
You don't have to confess your answers, just the amount of your fine.

Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $5
Did some X -- $15
Did cocaine -- $20
Did meth -- $25
Ever had sex at church -- $25
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you--$40
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $25
Had sex for money -- $100
Ever had sex with a Puerto Rican -- $20
Had sex with members of the same family -- $50
Had sex with 2 different people in the same day -- $50
Vandalized something -- $20
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Beat up someone -- $20
Been jumped -- $10
Crossed dressed -- $10
Given money to stripper -- $25
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Kissed some one who's name you didn't know --$10
Hit on some one of the same sex while at work-- $15
Ever drive drunk -- $20
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $30
Got drunk, passed out and don't remember the night before -- $20
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Cheated on your significant other -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend --$50
Done oral -- $5
Got oral -- $5
Done / got oral in a car while it was moving-- $25
Stole something -- $10
Had sex with someone in jail -- $100
Spit in someone's food --$25
Made a nasty home video -- $15
Had a threesome -- $50
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $20
Had sex with someone 10 years older -- $20
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $25
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Been arrested -- $5
Spent time in jail -- $15
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Done something you regret -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work --$25
Had anal sex -- $80
Lied to your mate -- $5
Lied to your mate about the sex being good --$25
Been raped -- $500
Have raped -- $200
Had sex with some one under 16 -- $300
Had sex with a dog -- $25
Had sex with a horse -- $50
Had sex with a cat -- $75 (add $50 if you tied it up so you didn't get scratched)
Have you ever had sex in a fursuit -- $100
Have you ever had sex while your partner wore a fursuit -- $100
Been spanked by a lover -- $50
Been whipped by a lover -- $ 100
Been fisted -- $150
If you know what "CBT" stands for -- $250
Used whip cream in bed -- $25
Used handcuffs in bed -- $50
Used a whip or paddle in bed -- $75
Ever imagined the person you where having sex with was some one else -- $100
If you have had a butt plug in for more then an hour -- $75
If you ever used any vacuum cleaner attachments -- $100
Had someone come climb in your bedroom window for sex so your parents would not find out -- $100
Used a blow up doll -- $50
Drove away from a car accident you caused -- $500
Cut yourself on purpose -- $100
Cut someone else on purpose -- $150
Pissed on some one -- $10 (Add $10 if they drank it)
Been pissed on -- $15 (add $20 if you drank it)
Shit on some one -- $20 (add $25 if they ate it)
Been shit on -- $25 (add $50 if you ate it)
If you have ever been shot -- $300
Dyed your hair -- $10
Dyed your pubes -- $20
If you ever ate your own cum (vaginal fluids for females)-- $20
Smoked while having sex -- $20
Ate a sandwich while having sex -- $50
Slapped someone across the face while fucking them-- $100
If you ever shoved a candle up someone's ass and lit it-- $200
Fucked someone while they were crying-- $300
If you have ever fucked a girl on the rag -- $100
If you ate her out after -- $200
If you have sucked your own cum out of a guy's ass -- $200
If you took this test and were completely honest add -- $500
Didn't use a condom -- $50
Got an STD -- $ 25
Have an STD -- $ 100
Planned to kill some one -- $50
Killed somebody -- $1,000
Add $5 for each tattoo and piercing you have
Add $10 for each scar over an inch long that you have

Tally it up and title it..."My Bar Tab Is $...."

500$ for being completely honest
250$ for knowing what CBT stands for (now, I had to urban dictionary it)

...since we're approaching another 1k barrier...I can't keep going at the pace we're doing, so for an unspecified time it will be every 5k views so I have some piece for myself too...I dearly hope you guys understand...

In anycase. I'm lifting the ban list, but I wont be announcing how close my counter is to a 5k view count so everyone has a chance and people don#t start pagecamping again >_>

For now, it's night for all you guys, I'll see you again tomorrow