...for the sake of having something to update and annoy you with...

+++) This like whoa...
(++) Oh my! <3
(+) I like it
(~) Indifferent/undecided
(-) Not my thing
(--) Turn-off
(---) My mouse is on its way to Back button
(?) Never saw that before

Anal on Males (-)
Anal on Females (+)
Breasts (+++)
Breast Expansion (~)
Weight Gain (~)
Bondage (~)
Clothing (+) It's gotta be good though :b
Leather (~)
Stockings (-)
Shoe/Boots (--)
Suit and Tie (--)
Muscle, Male (~)
Muscle, Female (-)
Herm (---)
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (-)
Macro/Micro (~)
Impregnation (~) Guys, it happens naturally
Pregnancy (~) Read above >.>
Lactation (-) -.-
Vore (~)
Paw/Foot (~)
Incest (-)
Yuri (F/F) (~)
Yaoi (M/M) (~)
Hetero (M/F) (+)
Bi (~)
Girly Boys (--)
Butch Girls (-)
Mind Control (~)
Rape (---)
Uniform (+) Depends on the uniform ^^
Orgy (~)
Subbing/Domming (+) On the female side, slightly
Biting (+) nibbling or softly chewing, yes
Cheesecake (~)
Solo Masturbation (~)
Scat (--)
Inflation (-)
Fat/Pudge (~)
Tech (-) Not for sex, no thanks
Watersports (--)
Glasses (~)
Tentacles (~)
Oviposition (-)
Masochism (--)
Sadism (--)
Multiple body parts (?)
Partial Nudity (+)
Gore/guro (-)
Snuff (--)
Hyper (--)
Zoophilia (~)
Electricity/e-stim (-)
She-males (---)
Cross-dressing (--)
Skunk spray (---)
Oral (+)
Asphyxiation (-) Seriously...you want me to strangle you while you're on me? o.O

1. Thank you ALL on the congratulations etc. bla, bla bla ^^ very nice, thanks. I can't type it all up now but you just all know I love you :3
HOWEVER: It appears that it is overly hard to read instructions. Greex and Finski (the earlier being the winner) were the only ones smart enough to ACTUALLY post the link to the screen shot where I had requested it to be. Everyone else sent me notes o.o Is it really that hard? I don't want to sound rude, but I clearly stated how to do it. Those who did it know who I'm talking to

2. I tried to go to sleep. I went to a party yesterday, got drunk, puked, slept and woke up with the worsEST hang-over. Anyway...so I#ve been living with that for the day, no I wanted to sleep but I apparently don't manage, so that's why I'm still awake -.-
Just some general information

3. I will be posting a few pictures that I withheld because I would have run out of time too fast for "The big picture" ...I only finished it like two hours before 10k hour...

That said. Thanks y lot again, hoping for many more pageviews, by you, others and everybody in general and I hope you keep enjoying my art as you have until today...

Well...it is almost done. The circle is closing and the world is coming to an end. Soon the armies on the dead will rise to feed of the living and Elvis will come to save all those who thought Marilyn Manson should run around in a dress on a fan-gutter...

...

If you just believed this, go see a therapist. My 10k PVs are coming and I'm not far away. You have a chance for a picture, unless you are on the following list.

 thebrownwolf
 bluesquirreldude
 dracko
 doggeh
 endenden
 satosuke
 delmore
 thegru
 coyotek
 selnor
 mpanther
 bryonycoran

I think that's everyone who got a PV thanks piccu already...if you have, and you're not on the list, count yourself out, cuz if you DO step up, I will remember. Sorry if I sound a bit harsh on this, but give others a chance too...

Winner is the FIRST ONE to post a link to the screenshot HERE!!!!

Tally Ho

iPoke, out!

Copypasted this from  gothicskunk because the wording was just perfect. Some may be irrelevant to my person, but you'll get the overall message at the end...

Well! That was certainly interesting, wasn't it?

FurAffinity: United... I didn't think it was going to be nearly as popular as it was. Let it be known that I was officially surprised. While I did not attend, numerous acquaintances of mine did, and that goes a long way towards the convention for future years.

And someone just couldn't resist taking an otherwise impossible opportunity and tainting the convention on it's first year in annual rotation.

As a typical Fur Affinity user, I realize I'm not privy to all the details. I'm certain that many details are not permitted to be exposed by law, so we may never know the full scoop.

Yet some behaviour I witnessed on the FA forums regarding this brief hiccup has shocked me.

Some people 'demand answers.' Absurd. You're using the services of fur affinity free of charge. You're not 'owed' anything. If administrators give you an explanation, you should be thankful for the closure. Even if you donate $500 a month to FA, you're still not owed a damn thing.

To people on the forums putting emotes between asterisk's about going on bloody rages and huffing and puffing like the big bad wolf: Grow up.

To people worried about their passwords being hacked: Relax.

To anyone calling for administrator blood: Just shut up.

To anyone calling for Dragoneer/Preyfar's blood: SERIOUSLY, shut up! I don't know anyone else that's given more blood, sweat, tears, nor sacrificed so much to keep this website up and running. I sympathize for the poor guy, seriously. Spending the majority of the year halfway around the world, finally gets to come home and enjoy a convention he helped set up, only to have some punk(s) score some lulz by hijacking HIS administrative account!

I APPLAUD Preyfar's diligence, which is allowing me to write this journal now, and allowing you to read it.

You'll be fine, FA will be fine. Shrug it off, and shoot the puck.

 thegru tagged me and now I have to write down 6 weird habits/facts/dislikes about myself and THEN tag 6 other people who have to do the same.
also, you have to leave a shout that they are indeed tagged.

1. I draw...no,duh...but I do it excessively...whatever free minute I have I divert to scribbling if I can
2. I grow an invisible beard D:
3. I got sent to the principal once because I made the school computers swear at you when you changed a computer setting XD
4. My swimming teacher threw me into the water at the end of a course once and I almost drowned from shock...I've been sceptical of deep waters ever since...
5. I love cats...
6. According to the Games Workshop inch measure (int. inch) I'm 6'8"

And NO, I won't tag anyone. You want it, go right ahead

MSN is fucked up! THAT is all

Comment here andI'll...
1- answer with something random about you.
2- dare you to try something.
3- say a color I associate with you.
4- tell you something I like about you.
5- tell you something I always remember about you / a first memory about you.
6- tell you what animal you remind me of.
7- ask you something I always wanted to ask you.
8- If I do this for you, you must put this in your journal

Okay...my last journal came over the wrong way...

YOU CAN ALL HAVE A SINGLE PICTURE AS WELL!!! I don't mind...I just thought for the communitive sense and it's a little easier for me too but if you want a separate picture PLEASE GO AHEAD!!!!! XDDDDDD

Guys...you're nuts...seriously

There's no other way to explain getting 4...no 5 people to have the same damn 1k screener...anywho  bluesquirreldude  thebrownwolf  thegru  cmdr-a and  raidercz made it in

I'd preferr for you guys to sit down together and haggle out a big group pic, but should you have ideas of what you would like to have for yourself it's fine too :3

Drop me a note (as usuall) and we'll discuss the details...

...Take away or you wanna eat here?

Gotcha to listen?

1. The cutesy icon thingy is over...guess it didn't take off as we hoped, but we'll see...

2. I'm officially fair game...or at least my fursona is, I myself am keeping myself reserved. But should you feel like taking a little street kitty home for an evening or two, feel free...

3. I've picked up on an age old project of mine which I might just be able to finish this summer...stay tuned for things on it...

4. PV counter is rising again...same as my watch counter, 5 to go, then it's 600

That's all...

http://edition.cnn.com/2007/US/07/2.....l?eref=edition

Check this out...this cat is creepy o.o

I'm off to bed now!

Heya everybody...today I would like to talk to you about, the sammich meme

Recently mr  krystalcantenjoyhersandwich updated a few pictures which had that little krystal picture by  cbee shooped in...
I figured some were good for laughs...k, I'm a /b/ veteran...not a poster, but I do harden myself against the bad frontiers of the internets

Now I realize some of them were hurtful to people, especially the one of 9/11 was kinda tasteless (no pun intended), so in order to turn this around I figured, lets make FA a happy place again by making kiss my cheek meme :3
Everybody chooses his best buddy or someone he likes from FA and draws an icon with this best buddy givin' you a kiss on the cheek...or your mouth if your partner, hell, but just make a cute meme of it :3 Will you help me do this? I'm even offering free meme icons for those of you who are not as skilled with the pen as some of us might be...no, I'm not kidding!

Anyway...gimme a heads up what you think of this ^^

[EDIT] List is closed since 26th 10:00 GMT +1

My to do list is shortening finally 8D maybe I'll get to some of my own stuff this summer too...unless you people start commissioning me, which I wouldn't complain about at all *wink*

How low can you go? No, an immaturity meme XD

[ ] You have eaten fish food.
[ ] You have eaten dog food.
[x] You have eaten cat food. (dry, yes)
[ ] You have run into a glass door.
[ ] You have eaten an ant.
[x] You have eaten grass.
[ ] You have licked a tree.
[ ] You have polka dotted underwear.
[ ] You have pink underwear.
[x] You had contests with your friends to see who can create the loudest burp.
[ ] You have screamed a random word in public.
[ ] You wave at people you don't know. [ Sometimes.. I don't have good vision and think they're my friend. xD ]
[ ] You have flushed the toilet because you were bored.
[x] You have slapped yourself out of boredom.
[ ] You sing the "FUN" song. 8DDDD
[x] You hold conversations with a pillow, blanket, stuffed animal etc.
[ ] You dream of llamas coming out of peoples' butts.
[ ] You think people who eat brains are cool.
[ ] You sing karaoke even though you know you're horrible
[ ] You know how to spell "supercallafragalisticespialadosious" by heart.
[x] You make up your own words and use them with people who have no clue what they mean.
[ ] You have a new haircolor every 5-7 months.
[ ] You have striped socks and you have wore them so people can see them.
[ ] You have hugged a random person.
[x] You have ran up+down the stairs cuz u were bored.
[ ] You have created a puppet show with your socks out of boredom.
[ ] You have imagined people saying "bla" and blowing up.
[x] You just tried imagining people saying "bla" and blowing up.
[ ] You are addicted to the Anamaniacs themesong.
[ ] You are addicted to "The Pinky and the Brain" theme song.
[x] You have stared at your ceiling for over 10 minutes.
[x] You talk to yourself.
[x] You have conversations with your imaginary friends. (when I want to freak people out, yes XDDD)

Multiply by 3 then type "I’m __% immature.”

...back in the Gym

XDD fooled you? Good.

Anyways, I finally went back to the Gym today after a few years of inactivity and it just feels so good to be this outpowered.
I originally signed up to train myself before next year when I have to go do service since I'm not exactly the fittest or the strongest person, so I figured I'd rather do extra training exercises here than having to do extras there (I know there will still be plenty of exercise :b )
So yah, my instructor had me tour the place, then I did a little more and now I'm back here at home and getting ready for a shower...

Looking forward to next time...unbelievable XDDD

Also, the instructor was nice and I enjoyed talking to her and some of the other guys training there, so the atmosphere was also cool ^^

NOW! I got all your screeners of this...

According to the comment log and the order in which the comments appear,  satosuke posted first...

I know hit isn't possible any other way but page camping XDDDD but that is trivial.
 endenden and  delmore came in sharing a second place...makes no difference though, ALL THREE of you get a piccu...we all know it's possible for more than one person to get the same PV

SO! you three, PM me about a wish, I'll write you up on that to do list...just keeps getting longer dun it XD

Wit hits, I sign off for today...it's fuckin' 04:30 in the morning and I need some sleep...

...views away from my next thousands, this time it's already 8 D:

Anyway...as per usuall, I will be holding a kind of race...

HOWEVER: All previous winners are excluded this time. Sorry, it's not like I mind drawing for ya, but it's just kinda a fairness rule for people who haven't had the chance/priviledge (if you can call it that) to get a piccu from me.

So ya, here's the blacklist:
 thebrownwolf
 doggeh
 dracko
 tehpressuredlycan -dude, are you ever going to come up with something to draw XDDDDD
 mpanther
 bryonycoran
 keefox

Aye, that's everyone, it's only seven names cuz brown wolf won twice, the second time with doggeh

So Cheru has financial problems now due to recent mishaps or rather, someones change of mind. In order to be able to attend her school, she needs to collect 27000 bucks and if we don't help her, she'll be out of cash in no time, cuz god and we all know she dun have that much money, and neither do we.
There is a way of supporting her though and I'm asking all of my watchers to at least check the journal and see what you can take/get if you have the possibility, since I am uncapable of doing so (thank you paypal -.-)

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/158605/

That's where the entire situation is listed to you. Please, please, please, pleeeeeeeeeaaaaaase have a look and this and try to help.

Uh yeah, iPoke out...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLnyGq-XgFs

Not taking sides yet, but he does say a few intriguing things...

1. Yeah, I'll be doing lots of arts and lots of gaming in this time
2. Yes Havoc, I'll be online tomorrow

And now for something completely different:
For all those of you who don't know this yet, the Easter Bunny hates you! Or in other words http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BPb0po2jzfg The other side of fursuiters 8D

Stolen from hopeless

THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS

ANGER
1. With whom did you last get angry?: Uhm...my computer and EA Tech support
2. What is your weapon of choice?: Sniper Rifle
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?: Depends on the person and my state of rage
4. How about of the same sex?: Too late to say no
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?: Uhm...can't remember
6. What is your pet peeve?: Tell me what it is and I'll tell you what it is...yeah, thingus
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?: Depends on the person, but I usually forget about it after a week or two

SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't done in a long time?: Do the cats bag...I did it today though 8D
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?: Uhm...20:00
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't: My Primary school classmates
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?: Too tired (which was actually true)
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through (one of the long ones)?: What do you define as infomercial?
6. When was the last time you got a good workout in?: Uhm...I can't count that far
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?: Once...then it died XD

GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?: What do you define as a yuppie beverage?
2. Meat eaters: white meat or dark meat?: Whatever
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?: Don't remember.
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?: No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?: No
6. Do you prefer sweets, salty foods, or spicy foods?: Anything, depends on my mood though
7. Have you ever looked at a small housepet or child and thought, LUNCH?: Yeah, though it was more jokingly than anything else...

LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?: A bunch
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?: -repeat-
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of your gender of choice during a normal conversation?: Yes
4. Have you done it?: If "it" refers to sex, then yes
5. What is your favorite body part on a person of your gender of choice?: Good question, eyes, mouth, belly ^^
6. Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute?: Nope
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?: What's STD?

GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?: One
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?: If this is supposed to be the store I spend money at it would probably be my local hobby dudes for 40k XD
3. If you had $1 million, what would you do with it?: Save it and live of the interest rates :)
4. Would you rather be rich, or famous?: Rich, being famous just attracts attention
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?: Aye
6. Have you ever stolen anything?: I'll admit I have
7. How many MP3s are on your hard drive?: Too many to count

PRIDE
1. What one thing have you done that you're most proud of?: Uh...well...hm
2. What one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?: I'm creative ^^
3. What thing would you like to accomplish in your life?: Have a family that loves me and which I love back...get my stories out I suppose...the dreams one has ^^
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?: Sometimes XDD
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?: Not really...unless Halo 2 slayer is referred to as a contest of skill
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?: As a kid maybe...not that I could remember though
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?: Uhm...I uh...well, for one thing i managed to get BF 2142 running again XDDD

ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?: I wont say that now
2. Who would you want to go on Trading Spaces with?: Is this a TV show?
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?: No one...I wanna stay myself
4. Have you ever been cheated on?: Yeah
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?: Yeah, though that's kinda unlikely to happen XD
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?: Uh...hard to define...but I guess if I start thinking about it, I don't want it anyway...
7. Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?: Anger...I can chanel it


THE SEVEN HEAVELY VIRTUES

FAITH
1. What religion do you follow?: None, I believe in a god though
2. What religion were you raised as?: None, thank you parents :)
3. Do you believe that forgiveness is a religious property, or a human property?: Depends on the grievety of the thing forgiven
4. Do you have your own commandments?: XDDD...more or less I guess
5. What was the last promise you broke?: Well...I tend not to make promisses, so I can't remember when or what was the last time...
6. Have you ever said the words to a prayer and not meant it?: As a kid maybe...now I actually do mean it when I say them...
7. Do you believe that anyone could be perfect?: No...even god has flaws

HOPE
1. Did you get everything you wanted over the last holiday season?: Yeah...though I got something else along with it that I didn't really want 9.9
2. Regarding your future, what is the best thing you could hope for?: my hun back p_q
3. Do you let yourself get your hopes up for something even if you know that there is a large chance of failure?: Sometimes...
4. Freedom or fate?: Define closer
5. Have you ever bought a lottery ticket?: Not for myself...I hoped though ^^
6. Do you gamble?: I avoid it...sometimes it's fun though ^^
7. Have you ever had something called off on account of bad weather, but then gone ahead and done it anyway?: What exactly does this have to do with hope?

CHARITY
1. What causes do you support?: World peace...no, I'm not kidding
2. What causes have you given money or time to?: Animal protection
3. Have you ever worked in a soup kitchen or done another kind of outreach for the homeless?: Nope
4. Would you ever consider joining the Peace Corps, Amnesty International, or another travel?: I'm considdering to join KFOR after service
5. Do you give money to the homeless on the street?: sometimes
6. Have you ever helped out a friend with basic needs, like rent or food?: I offer it and am happy when it's accepted ^^
7. What's the greatest extent you've gone to help a friend in need?: Ayayay...if I could remember that...well...I guess I could say I let her go

FORTITUDE
1. What are you most afraid of?: Spiders, chance
2. What did you do today that was really brave?: Ay...uhm...I called EA Tech Support with hopes of them actually helping me? XD
3. Who is your favorite superhero, and why?: Constantine 8D He's a sardonic, half-selfish bastard who still cares to help out
4. Would you put your life in danger to rescue someone?: Absolutely
5. If you were to face the Wizard, would you want more courage, more brains, or more heart?: More brains I guess...
6. Have you ever gotten stage fright? If so, when?: Uh...I've never been on stage alone to fear something...
7. Do you consider yourself to be a leader or a follower?: Both, depending on the situation...

JUSTICE
1. Have you ever been summoned for jury duty?: You mean to court? No...
2. If they reinstituted the draft (for both genders), would you go, or would find some way out of it?: We have a fucking draft...and I actually do see why it's there
3. Do you support capital punishment (the death penalty)?: Phew...this is a hard question...I'm not gonna write this in here, it would take up too much space...
4. Which should be guaranteed legal?: Lots of things...video games, female rights, canabis...no shit, I actually support this crap XD
5. Do you believe that Dubyu is rightfully President of the USA?: I'll say I DO disagree with his views...but if you guys elected him, who am I to complain, right?
6. What was your favorite media circus trial?: I don't watch media trials
7. Have you ever written a letter to a politician?: XDDD yeah once, when I was a kid...

TEMPERANCE
1. What do you have the hardest time moderating yourself on?: Surfing, arting, gaming...
2. Do you collect anything?: Uh...40k hello? XD
3. Are you addicted to anything?: Gaming and the Net maybe..but I can live without both ^^ ART is a real drug for me :b
4. Have you ever put anything on layaway or used an installment plan?: Define closer
5. What's your preferred method of paying for things?: Cash
6. Tell us one thing you wish you hadn't let yourself do?: Loose...important things
7. Do you feel that you obsess over things?: Depends...but I'd say no

PRUDENCE
1. Who is the wisest person you know?: There's too many people to name, but I'd say that's Snow and Mr. Pigrum
2. Have you ever participated in a vigil?: What's a vigil
3. Do you take advice when it's given?: Depends on the advice...I can be quite a stubborn bastard though XD
4. What area are you wisest in?: how to draw? 8D I guess...
5. Do you drive defensively?: I don't drive...
6. What did you learn today?: Uh, Tech support is never to be trusted, I gotta go through ALL the possible meanings of peoples sentences XD
7. And of course, what is your favorite heavenly virtue?: Faith and Justice I guess...

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/151443/
atamakatjazz is setting up a big hamachi oC server project...something me and Ambber were pondering a while back. SO, this thing will be running 24/7 for everyong to use 8D have fun everybody...

Stole this from  misplacedspigot

1. How old will you be in five years?
23
2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
Yves
3. How tall are you?
6'-7' I'm wavy on non-metrics
4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Relaxing
5. What's the last movie you saw?
Constantine
6. Who was the last person you called?
My bud Benni
7. Who was the last person to call you?
Pav
8. What was the last text message you received?
Chat message from Ambber
9. Who was the last person to leave you a voicemail?
Uh...people don't leave me voicemails, same as I don't
10. Do you prefer to call or text?
Depends on the situation really, but actually calling...
11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
Nothing special...really!
12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Neither
13. When did you last see your mom?
A few hours ago
14. What color are your eyes?
Brown...kinda like mahagoni wood, just less expensive
15. What time did you wake up today?
14:00
16. What are you wearing right now?
Black pants and... *checks* oooh, balck underpants too 8D
17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Dunno really, but I guess that would be silent night
18. Where is your favorite place to be?
Either in my room or at Yves place :)
19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
School
20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Uhm...good question. San Lazzaro
21. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?
I have absolutely no idea, there's many possibilities. But whereever it is, I hope I'll be happy there :)
22. Do you tan or burn?
burn
23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
I'll leave spigots answer standing cuz it's exactly the same XDDD
Things under my bed, just like any other kid. I read WAY too much Calvin and Hobbes. Whenever I left my bed to go to the bathroom, I would leap out across the room and when I returned I would make a running launch back into it.
24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Yesterday evening at a game of Halo 2
25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
Depends onw hat you call a TV, but there's 2 in the general sense
26. How big is your bed?
A matrace with another attached for...well...for someone else
27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
Both, whereas I hate my laptop
28. Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
Seldomly with more than underpants, seldomly with less too...
29. What color are your sheets?
Uh...I'd have to go check now
30. How many pillows do you sleep with?
Depends on the pillow, but usually two...
31. What is your favorite season?
Winter!
33. What do you like about winter?
It's cold, it's silent, it's light and dark at the same time and the nights are longer
34. What do you like about the summer?
Nothing really...except that grls run around half naked (they do in winter too though)
35. What do you like about spring?
Uh...rain...yeah, rain on the outside, cupotea on the inside ^^
36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
One
37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
One
38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Boots motherfucker!
39. Are you a social person?
I guess, I wouldn't have too many friends otherwise would I ^^
40. What was the last thing you ate?
A caramel yoghurt
41. What is your favorite restaurant?
No preferrences
42. What is your favorite ice cream?
stracciatella ^^
43. What is your favorite dessert?
I don't tend to eat desserts...if I do, it's an afternoon snack
44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Uh, you wouldn't know what I'm talking about
45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
We don't have those around here..
46. Do you like Chinese food?
That's a bad understatement
47. Do you like coffee?
I dun mind it
48. How many glasses of water, a day, do you drink on average?
I dun count and dun care
49. What do you drink in the morning?
Whatever comes in my reach first, and if it's beer, I don't give really...
51. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
It's a fucking matrace...there's not much of a side there...
52. Do you know how to play poker?
Not anymore...not that I was particularily good when I did XD
53. Do you like to cuddle?
I miss that, yes
54. Have you ever been to Canada?
Unfortunately not...I will be though, I hope :)
55. Do you have an addictive personality?
I doubt that...
56. Do you eat out or at home more often?
I'd preferr to eat outside more often since I'm not the one to decide what gets into the fridge -.-
58. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I remember someoe did, but the people around me only have birthdays on the days before and after mine XD
59. Do you want kids?
Later
60. Do you speak any other languages?
Other than? jk, german and finnish...I'm trying to add italian
61. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Not that I could remember, no
62. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Yes, but not because of me...
63. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Neither, I don#t like swimming in any case...
64. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seats?
Window, the plugs are usually there
65. Do you know how to drive stick?
you'd have to tell me what this slang expression means before I can answer you...
66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
food, 40k, new games...and other things
67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
Not to sleep
68. What is your favorite TV show?
I don't watch TV
69. Can you roll your tongue?
I can do much more than that with my tongue :b
70. Who is the funniest person you know?
XDD My two buddies Pav and Lehmann
71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I used to do so...I still have two upstairs, both from special people around me
72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
bloom
73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
Somewhere I guess
74. What red object is closest to you right now?
The lid of an empty glass of olives
75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
Yes
76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I don't have a closet
77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
A bear, I can fight a bear better, unless you gimme a flamer
78. Do you flirt a lot?
I'm not the type of guy suitable for that. Besides, neither my morals nor my character allow it...
79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
sweet/sour sauce...or sweet chili :)
80. What is your favorite food?
PIZZA
81. Can you change the oil on a car?
I don't have a car yet, thus the answer is NO
82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
-repeat-
83. Have you ever run out of gas?
-repeat-
84. What is your usual bedtime?
00:00 - 02:00
85. What was the last book you read?
The soul drinkers series by Ben Counter
86. Do you read the newspaper?
Sometimes, usually when I take a dump
87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
I used to, but not anymore
89. Do you watch soap operas?
Nope
90. Do you dance in the car?
Fuck, I don't HAVE a car
91. What radio station did you last listen to?
104.2 NRG
92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
No picture frames around...
93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
Uh...
94. What is your favorite candle scent?
I don't use candle scent...with sticks though, it's either patchoulie or vanilla :)
95. What is your favorite board game?
XDD should I answer this?
97. When was the last time you attended church?
I never attended church
98. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
My art teacher Dr. Derek Pigrum ^^
99. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
A work week
100. Who was the last person to do something extra special for you?
Something extra special...well, in this case I'd say that'd be you!

This is actually funny somewhere XD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=koX2.....ed&search=

EDIT: Ok, the others are actually better...