I bought out the middle slot in this naughty threesome: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/16200276/ in case anyone wants to take a look or potentially bid. I showed a few friends on skype already, then realized I could post a journal, too. X3

Just kidding. I'm not really pregnant. :P
Happy April Fools.

Got hired on at Safeway, pending paperwork and drug test (mouth swab) tomorrow, which I'm sure will go fine, then they'll get me set up to start. :3

 Madoc1987 did a fun (adult) story about my succubus Cassandra and tribal jackal Samira. It can be seen here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15785065/
For those wondering who Cassandra and Samira are, pics of them can be seen in my gallery. :3 Cassandra, Samira

 Nyxiel is holding a raffle, go take a look! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6515609/
Or at least check out the great art :D

 ApolloStormbane did an adult story featuring  Spazzykins and my Bubblegum. See it here: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15526314/

I was let go on Friday, don't really wanna talk about it.
This is just a heads up that I won't be commissioning any more art until I have a steady job again. I will still try for freebies and stuff, though.

I like taking fun little tests and stuff, so, here's one of them. A rather NSFW one, at that. X3

== Results from http://bdsmtest.org/ ==
88% Bondage Receiver
84% Bondage Giver
71% Slave
70% Experimentalist
70% Submissive
68% Switch
66% Girl/Boy
66% Non-monogamist
61% Voyeur
58% Brat
54% Daddy/Mommy
54% Exhibitionist
50% Dominant
46% Brat Tamer
45% Degradation Receiver
43% Primal (Predator)
43% Primal (Prey)
41% Master/Mistress
41% Vanilla
36% Degradation Giver
33% Pervert
29% Masochist
28% All-Rounder
16% Sadist
See my results online at http://bdsmtest.org/result.php?id=51282

http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6391347/ Her money hasn't come in yet, so she needs commissions for food, and she's doing them super cheap right now

http://furry-forever-nsfw.tumblr.com/ This page has a LOT of stolen art, including some of mine. If you find your own stolen art on their page, I request that if you can report this person, please do. I don't wish for my art to be claimed as their own. I've already notified many of the artists I recognize in there, so, hopefully a flood of reports on this person may get the attention of the admin on the site.
Also, the quality of the pictures is severely reduced. Just sayin'.

EDIT: I have created a tumblr and filed a take-down request.

Also, Furry Forever 2.0 on Facebook has done the same. Reporting that as well.

 flemaly is doing free art, go take a look and be sure to read the rules http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6359025/

 scarlettv is having a watcher raffle! Go check it out :3 http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6339105/

 smaug made me do this! :B
Comment with a heart below and I'll tell you what your profile tells me about you!

I will:

1. Tell you what animal/creature you remind me of.
2. Tell you what color I think fits you.
3. Tell you how I feel about you.
4. Insult you.
5. Tell you my favorite OC of yours. (If you have one...)
6. Tell you what season you remind me of.
7. Tell you what food you smell like in my head.
8. Think of a random nickname for you.
9. Make you do the "thingy thing of questions." Maybe.

 angelicdevil is having a raffle, like the title said. :3 http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6290382/ Go take a look, give her a watch, and squee over her adorable character!

GO SEE! BECAUSE CUTE! ALSO BECAUSE RAFFLE! BECAUSE CAPS TOLD YOU TO! http://www.furaffinity.net/view/15050907/
 amanda

I've been neglecting this...
Tagged by  asper

RULES :
1. Pick a character you've created.
2. Fill in the questions/statements as if you were that character.
3. Tag at least four people to do this meme
4. Tell people that they been tagged with a link from your journal

Character picked: Bubblegum the fennec. :3

1. What is your name?
Ivy Trellis, technically, but everyone calls me Bubblegum.

2. Do you know why you were named that?
Yes, I do. My name is a little boring to explain, and my nickname has some, well, kinky reasons behind it... Let's just say I'm flexible and leave it at that.

3. Single or taken?
That's a little complicated. I'm taken, but it's an open relationship.

4. Have any abilities or powers?
Yes, though I don't generally focus on them. Let's just call them "magic" and move on.

5. Stop being a Mary Sue!
But... It's so fun... <T_T>

6. What's your eye color?
Kind of a bold, pinkish red... It's really quite nice. :3

7. How about hair color?
Pink! Oh, with a little white, too.

8. Have you any family members?
Not exactly? It's complicated. I have some that are family, but they're not exactly the same species, so... Sort of?

9. Oh? How about pets?
I do... >:3

10. That's cool, I guess. Now tell me something you don't like.
I don't like when people try to force me to be something I'm not, or don't want to be. Like... I will not get fat for you. No. Just... No. <o.o>

11. Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Playing with toys. <o_o>

12. Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
Yes. I don't like to, but... Sometimes it happens. :(

13. Ever… killed anyone before?
*thinks long and hard*

14. What kind of animal are you?
I'm a very pink fennec fox. :3

15. Name your worst habits.
Staying up too late might be right up there... That and taking too long to refill prescriptions. <o.o>

16. Do you look up to anyone at all?
I'm a fennec. I look up to pretty much everyone.

17. Are you gay, straight, or bisexual?
Bisexual might be the closest out of those options, but there are far more than just two genders out there... I believe the best term to fit me is "pansexual" or perhaps something like "omnisexual" because I like all genders out there. :3

18. Do you go to school?
Nope.

19. Ever want to marry and have kids one day?
Maybe?

20. Do you have fangirls/fanboys?
I believe I've come across a few. :3

21. What are you most afraid of?
That's a tough call, but perhaps... I really would hate to lose all my friends, or perhaps my memory... The thought of not knowing who I am or was, losing all those connections with people I'm close to... It's just so sad. :(

22. What do you usually wear?
Generally, casual clothing, or my favorite leather dress... Or nothing... <3

23. What's one food that tempts you?
Chocolate. This is a little embarrassing, but I tend to get drunk off it, lose my inhibitions, and do humiliating things... And some people like to take advantage of this, and I end up in a bit of a pickle because of it... *grumbles something about a certain skunk*

24. Am I annoying you?
Where did that come from?

25. Well, it's still not over!
That's not a question!

26. What class are you (low class, middle class, high class)?
High, I suppose. :o

27. How many friends do you have?
Lots. :D

28. What are your thoughts on pie?
As a snack or as an outfit? <3

30. Favorite drink?
Chocolate... I kinda covered this earlier. <^///^>

31. What's your favorite place?
Underneath someone...? <^///^>

32. Are you interested in anyone~?
Many someones. <3

33. That was a stupid question.
I agree. Wait... Which one?

34. Would you rather swim in a lake or the ocean?
Lake... Only because seawater tastes horrid.

35. What's your type?
Um... I'm not sure what specifically this refers to...

36. Any fetishes?
Many. Many, many, many. https://www.f-list.net/c/ivy%20trellis/

37. Seme or uke?
Don't make me google a question >.> It's bad form.
But... Yaoi doesn't exactly fit with a girl... Though I guess to answer the question, when it comes to oral... I tend to prefer giving. <3
Frankly, this would have been better as "Top or bottom?" To which I would have easily answered "bottom"

38. Camping or indoors?
Both are fine choices, though camping can be fun from time to time.

39. Tag People!
*slaps someone on the butt and runs off squealing and giggling*
If you feel like it, have fun. Otherwise, I'm not forcing anyone to do this. FIGHT THE MACHINE!

Okay fixed :B

 vivzmind has done a video on YouTube and it's fantastic! Check it out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PKNuZovuSw
EDIT: And since YouTube is a basket of cocks and took it down: http://vimeo.com/110478181

 jazzpaintball is doing a raffle, http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6160124/ the more entries, the better it gets~ Go take a look

Just to get that last journal off my front page... Yoon is doing a YCH I'm bidding on... Adult pic, 3 characters, go take a look. :3 http://www.furaffinity.net/view/14622418/

This will probably sound pretty lame, but I was at lunch today and burned my mouth really badly... Like, a hot chunk of potato stuck to the roof of my mouth and wouldn't come off, and now half of it is a giant blister that's making me want to curl up into a ball until it goes away. <@_@>

Update: It just popped... Eeewwwwwwww <@_@>

I came across this song and had to share it. It really tugs on the feels. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2e_M06YDyY

http://www.theverge.com/2014/9/19/6.....ers-to-malware
Yet another reason to use adblock.

Go see! http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/6109904/

Lovingly stolen from  rukaisho who stole it from  littlemutt who stole it from  amadeusdamiano who stole it from  missjucca who stole it from  wul who stole it from  jinxyfalina who stole it from your mom.
Because it seemed like fun.

Last Person That

Slept in your bed besides you? Probably my dog?
Saw you cry? I dunno :o
You went to the movies with?  kyrakitty Guardians of the Galaxy!
You went out to dinner with?  kyrakitty NOMFOODS! I don't even remember where, specifically... La Costita, maybe?
You talked on the phone to? Probably my mom?
Made you laugh? I'M STILL LAUGHING


Would You Rather

Pierce your nose or your tongue? Nope.
Be serious or be funny? Funny!
Drink whole or skimmed milk? 2% all the way... But not alone, I like it in things, or things in it... :O
Die in a fire or drowning? Nope?
Spend time with your parents or enemies? Parents :3

Are You?

Simple or complicated? Yes.
Straight, gay or bisexual? Yes :3
Tall or short? Just shy of 6 feet, so, whatever you consider that.
Right handed or left handed? Right, mostly, but kind of ambidextrous.
A lover of music or a lover of books? Yes. :B


Do You Prefer

Flowers or sweets? Flowers are cool, but I want YUMYUMS!!!!!!
Grey or black? Pink! Who wrote this question? So emo.
Color photos or black-and-white photos? Color :O
Sunrise or sunset? I like our sunsets :o
M&Ms or Skittles? Yes!
Staying up late or waking up early? I tend to stay up late.
Sun or moon? *drops trou* >:3
Winter or Autumn? Seriously, was the person who wrote these emo or something?
10 acquaintances or 2 best friends? Ooh, kinky
Rainy or sunny? A little of both... I do like rain. :3 I LOVE thunderstorms, though
Vanilla ice cream or chocolate ice cream? Vanilla~
Vodka or Jack? Never had either. Don't have any interest in them, either.


About You

What time is it? PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME
Name? My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Nicknames? Ivy sometimes Bubblegum. X3
When is your birthday? Spring!
What do you want? I want candy!
How many kids do you want? None, I just ate.
What would you name a girl? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCdmiZyyGjQ
What would you name a boy? Inigo Montoya.
Do you want to get married? Possibly. :o I don't know.
What kind of music do you like? Lots of stuff, though I detest lots of other stuff. :P I really hate rap.


Unique

Nervous habits? I fidget a little. Well, some. A lot. Okay, constantly.
Are you double-jointed? Kind of :o
Can you roll your tongue? Yep.
Can you raise one eyebrow? Yep.
Can you cross your eyes? Yep.


Random

Which shoe goes on first? Whichever is closest.
On average, how much money do you carry with you? Just a little.
What jewelry do you wear? I don't wear much anymore, but sometimes I'll wear a silver ring or pendant, or my fennec tagua pendant :3
Do you twirl or cut spaghetti? Nope.
Have you ever eaten Spam? Yus. It's like salty ham.
Favorite ice cream? Vanilla... Didn't we cover this already?
How many kinds of cereal are in your cupboard? None. They're in the pantry, silly.
Can you cook? I'm not sure it qualifies as "cooking" so much as "mad science with food"


Last

Alcoholic beverage? I took a sip of  kyrakitty's margarita when we were together a couple weeks ago.
Car ride? To the vet.
Song played? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvBRwSQ1mx0
Person you saw? I saw my dad a few minutes ago :o
Time you cried? maybe 15+ years ago?
Fought? What is this "fought" you speak of?