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General | Posted 16 years agohttp://www.ustream.tv/channel/wha-chow,-it's-like-a-kick-in-the-nuts!
GET IN THERE AND GET THEM 300 VIEWERS NOW! THEY'RE PROMISING STUFF!
GET IN THERE AND GET THEM 300 VIEWERS NOW! THEY'RE PROMISING STUFF!
CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
General | Posted 16 years agoThe resulting carnage lasted for at least 5 hours and unfortunately, there were no survivors... oh, this just in... CARD GAMES ON MOTORCYCLES!!!
GUYS!... I CAME...
GUYS!... I CAME...
I NEED YOUR CLUB NINTENDO CARDS PLEEEZ
General | Posted 16 years agoOkay, so there's this game I need from Club Nintendo... but to get it, I have to buy the equivalent of 14 Wii games... I can't really do that.
If you guys don't plan on using your Club Nintendo points, would you mind givin' the codes to me?
You'll find them in almost all of your Wii game boxes, usually around where the instruction booklet is held. It should be a single card that says Club Nintendo and has a pretty noticeable code on it.
If you guys don't plan on using your Club Nintendo points, would you mind givin' the codes to me?
You'll find them in almost all of your Wii game boxes, usually around where the instruction booklet is held. It should be a single card that says Club Nintendo and has a pretty noticeable code on it.
Nothing interesting in this Journal, really.
General | Posted 16 years agoJust clearing the long post from last Halloween off my front page.
Jack & Cool GPR Halloween Special
General | Posted 16 years agoThe scene begins with Omgsocool asleep on the couch. The entire room is filled with decorations for the nearing halloween night.
JackBond : *Walks in annoyed* Coolly... hey wake up. We're supposed to do a review.
Omgsocool : Woah! *Wakes up looking startled.* T-The......re- oh crap that's right the review.
JackBond : Oh, and we're on right now. So ready? *Big smile* Hey fellow pervs! Happy Halloween!
Omgsocool : *Nods a little emberassed but quickly gets into character* Today's the day were we celebrate all those sexy studs of the night.
JackBond : Sexy studs indeed. And to start it off, I have a fitting specimen.
Omgsocool : And that would be babe?
Halloween - Demonic Jamesy - by James_Corck
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2977502
Omgsocool : Mmmmmm stud of the night indeed.
JackBond : What do you think of this pic, hon?
Omgsocool : James Corck is a friend of mine. So therefore i'm famuliar with his lugia fursona. Sure, i'm not really into his herm and heavy BDSM pics. But when you have great dark effects to set the mood, sexy cock peircings, and a very demonic yet sexy bod, all is forgiven.
JackBond : I agree. While I'm not quite so familiar with James Corck, I can honestly say this is one seriously sexy pic. The spiked cock rings mix a delicious body with total badassness. I specifically like how he drew the smooth look of the skin in that dark orangey lighting.
Omgsocool : i give it a 8/10
JackBond : I give a 7/10
Ratings:
8/10
7/10
Omgsocool : So, got any other specimens babe?
JackBond : Well, we shouldn't forget about Narse's Bad-Dragon Halloween promo pic.
Bad Dragon Halloween - by Narse
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2955025/
Omgsocool : And what a manly little vampire he is. As always, Narse brings the Bad Dragon mascot to life with tons of sex appeal. What more can you ask from a vampire draggie letting his meat hang out on a pumpkin? And on a side note, that pumpkin looks happy.
JackBond : Hehe, I just love the way his balls rest on the pumpkin, and how his cock hangs over, dripping pre~... He's got a very nice body... And I just noticed, I bet you guys didn't pay much attention to the background. It's like I can hear the wolf howling.
Omgsocool : Are you sure it's not your brain doing the wolf whistle?
JackBond : Oh, that's what that was! XD
Omgsocool : *Laugh* Anyway, i give it 8.5/10
JackBond : I give 7.8/10
Ratings:
8.5/10
7.8/10
Omgsocool : Well, studs are fine an all. But, what's the most recognizable tradition about halloween?...Trick or Treating of course. Or in the case, Trick and Treating
Kip is Trick or Treat! - by bonk
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2962050
JackBond : Yummy! That's not something you see every day. That robin hood look is extremely cute. I have to praise the artist for the posing specifically. The way the fingers wrap around that big cock, and the tongue cradling the bottom. The cum looks kind of solid, and I'm usually not a fan of that, but I just love the look of the globs of cum heading towards his throat X3
Omgsocool : I agree whole heartly. For a so called little kid (Sarcasm) he sure knows how to suck some cock. I praise the artist for the job on the positioning. That alone makes Kipfox look like a cock suckin pro...not that he already is.
JackBond : I give an 8/10
Omgsocool : another 8.5/10 from my end.
Ratings:
8/10
8.5/10
Omgsocool : So far, we got a demon, a vampire, and now robin hood.
JackBond : Haha, how about this one?
Horse boo! - by Okamy
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2897734/
Omgsocool : ^^ And now we got a twink horse. Well, it doesn't really look impresive to me. On the bright side, that horse sure is hung.
JackBond : True. This isn't the ball buster for all of Halloween, but it sure is cute :3 I really like the leg sleeves for some reason. And you said it, he sure is hung X3
Omgsocool : 6/10
JackBond : 6.5/10 XD
Ratings:
6/10
6.5/10
Omgsocool : You know what just came into my mind, halloween parties. Thoses are getting popular.
JackBond : And there happens to be a picture here of just that.
Guards' Halloween Party 2009 [repost] - by Critical-Error
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2974063
Omgsocool : And what do you know, Irkens ^^ your thoughts.
JackBond : Well... even though there's only one cock in the picture, the whole thing just turns me on to no end. There's all that cute stuff going on with the Tallest, and the others, and you can see someone going "Ahh~" in the background :3 It seems pumpkins get to see a lot of action around Halloween. Then there's the sexiest part, the one apparently named Fox? First, he's got that smoking. hot. body... and then he's got all those ring-ridges down his cock... just wow... I'm surprised, yet extremely aroused to see him in an uke position.
Omgsocool : Yes indeedy. Pumpkkns have been stealing all the fun. But on a serious note, this a ballbuster hands down. So therefore, i'll give it a well earned 9.5/10.
JackBond : 9.3/10 for me
Ratings:
9.5/10
9.3/10
Omgsocool : Well, that woke me up.
JackBond : Hahaha~ I'm sure that'll spice up the rest of our night.
Omgsocool : Speaking of, *Strokes your cheek* Once we're done passing candy, i'll make to make the night hot for you.
JackBond : *Murrrrrr~* Can't wait.
JackBond : *Walks in annoyed* Coolly... hey wake up. We're supposed to do a review.
Omgsocool : Woah! *Wakes up looking startled.* T-The......re- oh crap that's right the review.
JackBond : Oh, and we're on right now. So ready? *Big smile* Hey fellow pervs! Happy Halloween!
Omgsocool : *Nods a little emberassed but quickly gets into character* Today's the day were we celebrate all those sexy studs of the night.
JackBond : Sexy studs indeed. And to start it off, I have a fitting specimen.
Omgsocool : And that would be babe?
Halloween - Demonic Jamesy - by James_Corck
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2977502
Omgsocool : Mmmmmm stud of the night indeed.
JackBond : What do you think of this pic, hon?
Omgsocool : James Corck is a friend of mine. So therefore i'm famuliar with his lugia fursona. Sure, i'm not really into his herm and heavy BDSM pics. But when you have great dark effects to set the mood, sexy cock peircings, and a very demonic yet sexy bod, all is forgiven.
JackBond : I agree. While I'm not quite so familiar with James Corck, I can honestly say this is one seriously sexy pic. The spiked cock rings mix a delicious body with total badassness. I specifically like how he drew the smooth look of the skin in that dark orangey lighting.
Omgsocool : i give it a 8/10
JackBond : I give a 7/10
Ratings:
8/10
7/10
Omgsocool : So, got any other specimens babe?
JackBond : Well, we shouldn't forget about Narse's Bad-Dragon Halloween promo pic.
Bad Dragon Halloween - by Narse
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2955025/
Omgsocool : And what a manly little vampire he is. As always, Narse brings the Bad Dragon mascot to life with tons of sex appeal. What more can you ask from a vampire draggie letting his meat hang out on a pumpkin? And on a side note, that pumpkin looks happy.
JackBond : Hehe, I just love the way his balls rest on the pumpkin, and how his cock hangs over, dripping pre~... He's got a very nice body... And I just noticed, I bet you guys didn't pay much attention to the background. It's like I can hear the wolf howling.
Omgsocool : Are you sure it's not your brain doing the wolf whistle?
JackBond : Oh, that's what that was! XD
Omgsocool : *Laugh* Anyway, i give it 8.5/10
JackBond : I give 7.8/10
Ratings:
8.5/10
7.8/10
Omgsocool : Well, studs are fine an all. But, what's the most recognizable tradition about halloween?...Trick or Treating of course. Or in the case, Trick and Treating
Kip is Trick or Treat! - by bonk
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2962050
JackBond : Yummy! That's not something you see every day. That robin hood look is extremely cute. I have to praise the artist for the posing specifically. The way the fingers wrap around that big cock, and the tongue cradling the bottom. The cum looks kind of solid, and I'm usually not a fan of that, but I just love the look of the globs of cum heading towards his throat X3
Omgsocool : I agree whole heartly. For a so called little kid (Sarcasm) he sure knows how to suck some cock. I praise the artist for the job on the positioning. That alone makes Kipfox look like a cock suckin pro...not that he already is.
JackBond : I give an 8/10
Omgsocool : another 8.5/10 from my end.
Ratings:
8/10
8.5/10
Omgsocool : So far, we got a demon, a vampire, and now robin hood.
JackBond : Haha, how about this one?
Horse boo! - by Okamy
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2897734/
Omgsocool : ^^ And now we got a twink horse. Well, it doesn't really look impresive to me. On the bright side, that horse sure is hung.
JackBond : True. This isn't the ball buster for all of Halloween, but it sure is cute :3 I really like the leg sleeves for some reason. And you said it, he sure is hung X3
Omgsocool : 6/10
JackBond : 6.5/10 XD
Ratings:
6/10
6.5/10
Omgsocool : You know what just came into my mind, halloween parties. Thoses are getting popular.
JackBond : And there happens to be a picture here of just that.
Guards' Halloween Party 2009 [repost] - by Critical-Error
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2974063
Omgsocool : And what do you know, Irkens ^^ your thoughts.
JackBond : Well... even though there's only one cock in the picture, the whole thing just turns me on to no end. There's all that cute stuff going on with the Tallest, and the others, and you can see someone going "Ahh~" in the background :3 It seems pumpkins get to see a lot of action around Halloween. Then there's the sexiest part, the one apparently named Fox? First, he's got that smoking. hot. body... and then he's got all those ring-ridges down his cock... just wow... I'm surprised, yet extremely aroused to see him in an uke position.
Omgsocool : Yes indeedy. Pumpkkns have been stealing all the fun. But on a serious note, this a ballbuster hands down. So therefore, i'll give it a well earned 9.5/10.
JackBond : 9.3/10 for me
Ratings:
9.5/10
9.3/10
Omgsocool : Well, that woke me up.
JackBond : Hahaha~ I'm sure that'll spice up the rest of our night.
Omgsocool : Speaking of, *Strokes your cheek* Once we're done passing candy, i'll make to make the night hot for you.
JackBond : *Murrrrrr~* Can't wait.
Happy Halloween!
General | Posted 16 years agoFrom me and Omgsocool, We wish all the gay perverts out there a Happy Halloween.
I'm not a RACIST but it's true.
General | Posted 16 years agoRepost from 
Rosenkreuz 's journal at http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/.....4/#cid:8240483
I'm not raciest but its true
You call me:
"redneck"
"Hillbilly"
"Slaker"
"Cracker"
"Honkey"
"Whitey"
"Gringo"
"Sage"
and you think it's OK.
But when I call you:
jungle bunny
spear chucker
coon
wet back
jiggaboo
porch monkey
sand nigger
rag head
towelhead
Camel Jockey
Gook
Spook
NIGGER
KIKE
slant eyes
or Chink
you call me a racist.
--You have the United Negro College Fund.
--You have Martin Luther King Day.
--You have Black History Month.
--You have Cesar Chavez Day.
--You have Yom Hashoah
--You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
--You have the NAACP.
--You have BET.
--If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.
--If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.
--If we had white history month... we'd be racist.
--If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.
--If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
--In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
--Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them. they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
--You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
I am white and I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
Now watch, I'll be racist for reposting this....
So what? no-one will re-post this for fear of being called racist
If you agree with this then repost this as a journal titled "I'm not a RACIST but it's true."
Rosenkreuz 's journal at http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/.....4/#cid:8240483I'm not raciest but its true
You call me:
"redneck"
"Hillbilly"
"Slaker"
"Cracker"
"Honkey"
"Whitey"
"Gringo"
"Sage"
and you think it's OK.
But when I call you:
jungle bunny
spear chucker
coon
wet back
jiggaboo
porch monkey
sand nigger
rag head
towelhead
Camel Jockey
Gook
Spook
NIGGER
KIKE
slant eyes
or Chink
you call me a racist.
--You have the United Negro College Fund.
--You have Martin Luther King Day.
--You have Black History Month.
--You have Cesar Chavez Day.
--You have Yom Hashoah
--You have Ma'uled Al-Nabi
--You have the NAACP.
--You have BET.
--If we had WET(white entertainment television) ...we'd be racist.
--If we had a White Pride Day... you would call us racist.
--If we had white history month... we'd be racist.
--If we had an organization for only whites to "advance" our lives... we'd be racist.
--If we had a college fund that only gave white students scholarships...you know we'd be racist.
--In the Million Man March, you believed that you were marching for your race and rights. If we marched for our race and rights...you would call us racist.
--Did you know that some high school students decided to make a club for only the white students because the other ethnicities had them. they all got sent to court for being racist but the african-american, Latino, and Asia clubs were not even questioned.
--You are proud to be black, brown, yellow and orange, and you're not afraid to announce it. But when we announce our white pride, you call us racists.
I am white and I am proud.
But, you call me a racist.
Why is it that only whites can be racists?
Now watch, I'll be racist for reposting this....
So what? no-one will re-post this for fear of being called racist
If you agree with this then repost this as a journal titled "I'm not a RACIST but it's true."
Jack and Cool's GPR: Review of Roomates
General | Posted 16 years agoJackBond: Hello pr0n fans!
Omgsocool: And hello perverts of the world. Specifically the gay furry kind.
JackBond: Today we're going to review the pages of complication five's comic called "Eighteen"; made in 2004.
Omgsocool: Surprisingly, I never knew the maker of Sleezimon made this.
JackBond: Indeed, that happens to me all the time XP
Omgsocool: XD well then let's get this 5 year old comic started
Page 1 - 12:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2759269/
JackBond: Hmm, it's hard to rate this one because it's not really porn...
Omgsocool: I got a solution.
JackBond: What's that?
Omgsocool: How about we review the entire buildup as if it were one page. In this case it would be pages 1-12
JackBond: Alrighty!
Omgsocool: So go ahead and give your review of the buildup.
JackBond: Well it's a wonderful premise, of course. And I can totally imagine myself in Tos's position. It has a cute dose of drama, and ends with a sweet kiss. It could have ended here and I would have been satisfied.
Omgsocool: Indeed your right. It's nice to see the process of someone getting deflowered on their 18th birthday. but it's more fun to see what happened leading up to it.
JackBond: I rate the first 12 pages a 8.5/10... I think? o.o
Omgsocool: I'll match that and say 8.5
JackBond: So, page 13 then
Omgsocool: yep
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.5/10
Page 13:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763804/
JackBond: Obviously, the most prominent part of this page is the toe sucking. I don't really have a foot fetish, but that actually looks really cute to me. And I just make a :3 face whenever I see the affection on frames 1 and 2 XP
Omgsocool: Of course the toe sucking part is the main focus but i think it's suposed to be cute and not sexy. other then that good opener.
JackBond: I give it an 8.3/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 8/10
Ratings:
8.3/10
8.0/10
Page 14:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763809/
JackBond: It's heating up! I think comp_five did a great job with the lizard butt on the last frame. Buuut still no cock, soo XP
Omgsocool: XD you need your cock so bad don't ya
JackBond: I do~
Omgsocool: XD well anyway, I love stripping scenes. I also like the panel with the chest licking. ^^ i always liked that. And of course i love Tos's body.
JackBond: X3 I agree with that! I'll give that an 8.5/10
Omgsocool: And i will once again say 8/10
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.0/10
Page 15:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763817/
JackBond: I think the words "DING DONG" accurately describe this whole page..... And yet, with Tos's cock out, I can't stop staring at his chest... huh...
Omgsocool: Goes to show that cocks aren't everything huh. Well anyway. more stripping fun with the char Sonik but then of course DING DONG ruins it XD.
JackBond: I give this one an 8.3/10
Omgsocool: And i'll give it 7.5/10
Ratings:
8.3
7.5
Page 16:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763823/
JackBond: Dayum, I would love to come across a scene like that when I deliver pizza. That scene with Tos looking for money, is adorable! ^^
Omgsocool: Indeed. I'm surprised the pizza guy loves it but hey. It's a free gaydar XD.
JackBond: 8/10
Omgsocool: 7/10
Ratings:
8.0/10
7.0/10
Page 17:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763830/
JackBond: I actually commented on the page. I've eaten pizza in the nude. It's awesome X3. But you know what... it's even more awesome to see Tos eating pizza in the nude. I just... wish he put more detail into the cock D: Still, it's really sexy ^^
Omgsocool: I haven't eaten pizza in the nude but i think i did for something else that i don't remember. Anyway, good pic. After this, the comic stops slouching around and gets to the good stuff.
JackBond: 8.5
Omgsocool: 7.5
Ratings:
8.5/10
7.5/10
Page 18:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763835/
JackBond: Fox cock! Yay!... well actually, I still prefer staring at Tos. X3 That pose on the last frame is awesome as well~
Omgsocool: Yeah to bad that Sonik's cock is not as good looking XD. Either way, now it's getting good.
JackBond: Hahaha, poor Sonik... anyway, I give this a 8.5/10
Omgsocool: 8/10
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.0/10
Page 19:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763847/
JackBond: Comp_five did especially well on the anatomy on this page. Here comes some oral! I bet it's going to be long and drawn out and full of yummy angles and poses o3o
Omgsocool: Indeed. I've talked with you about this outside of reviews that 18's style and Comp_5's style today are completely different. Either way. This is hot. Love all the pannels.
JackBond: 8.5/10... again o3o
Omgsocool: I'll say 8.5 as well
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.5/10
Page 20:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763861
JackBond: Just one frame this time. I do like the poses and expressions in this. It seems kind of tangible... which is really good when it comes to porn.
Omgsocool: I see what you mean. Since it's one frame, It's easy to see the hotness of this page. Love this pose and Sonic is absolutely eating that thing
JackBond: Well... it's not exactly huge... which... >.> don't tell anybody, but that's another way I can relate to him.........
Omgsocool: *laughs*
JackBond: Anyways, I give this an 8.5............ again...
Omgsocool: And i'll say 8.5 with you................again
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.5/10
Page 21:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770512/
JackBond: Oooh penis vein. I leik those. Hahaha, ironically, I discussed a couple of pages back that I would be quick to cum on my first time... and so it happens here! XD the only thing I don't get is the sound of ejaculation being "glalomp glalump!" XP... the next frame makes up for it though. His "EEEEEEEeeeeeee..." face. X33
Omgsocool: ^^ EEEEEEEeeeeee indeed lol. Anyway. Other then another page coming up, this is my favorite page. Again, i just love all the panels.
JackBond: 8.8/10
Omgsocool: 9/10
Ratings:
8.8/10
9.0/10
Page 22:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770520/
JackBond: Tos seems very satisfied ^^ Good thing Sonik isn't unhappy that Tos already cummed XP
Omgsocool: Indeed. The first pannel is awesome for Tos's happy face. and of course, Tos promises that there is more were that came from ^^
JackBond: 8.2/10
Omgsocool: 8/10
Ratings:
8.2/10
8.0/10
Page 23:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770529/
Omgsocool: Oh boy we are getting geared up for some deflowering ^^.
JackBond: Mmm, if only I were light enough to be carried like that X3. Tos ish all cute in frame 2 ^^
Omgsocool: And in the third pannel. We get to see handcuffs XD
JackBond: Hehe, kinky huh? X3
Omgsocool: Yeah ^^ he doesn't use them but it's nice to see he has some.
JackBond: 8.4/10
Omgsocool: 7.5/10
Ratings:
8.4/10
7.5/10
Page 24:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770543/
JackBond: Don't go slow! POUND HIS ASS! >:3 Sonik's cock is looking better here ^^
Omgsocool: XD. anyway. I agree with you on your last comment. Also, I like the first pannel with the fingering.
JackBond: It's actually kind of hard to tell that he is fingering at all o.o
Omgsocool: Well he's either fingering the lube or just spreading it on his hole.
JackBond: 8.5/10
Omgsocool: 8/10
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.0/10
Page 25:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770557/
Omgsocool: The first mistake of the comic. As pointed out by the first comment on the page
JackBond: Aww, it's really cute ^^ I like the comforting frames :3. Tos works with either colored cock.
Omgsocool: Of course. i just like green better lol. 8/10
JackBond: 8/10
Ratings:
8.0/10
8.0/10
Page 26:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770564/
JackBond: Awesome. Just awesome. Tos's face in every frame is just really hot. Now if only I could hear him moaning too. X3
Omgsocool: Gotta love deflowering. And insertion scenes as well. God that's hot.
JackBond: 8.7/10
Omgsocool: 8.8/10
Ratings:
8.7/10
8.8/10
Page 27:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770576/
JackBond: That kissing scene, is probably my favorite moment of the whole comic... I bet it's yours too? ;3 You have to like the naughty faces, and new positions X33
Omgsocool: Well, close but no cigar, It's not my favorite but my 3rd favorite behind the ending of the oral scene
Omgsocool: but anyway, Great page. all 3 pannels are great
JackBond: 9/10
Omgsocool: 9/10
Ratings:
9.0/10
9.0/10
Page 28:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770594/
JackBond: Mmm, that first pose looks really romantic <3 Hehehe, shooting cum on Tos's body is the hottest way to finish ^^
Omgsocool: Not to mention, Shooting cum on Tos's body that's already stained with his cum.......win. As for the other poses, all of them are great.
JackBond: Indeed ^^
JackBond: 8.6/10
Omgsocool: 8.5/10
Ratings:
8.6/10
8.5/10
Page 29:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770604/
JackBond: Yummm, afterglow. Isn't it so relaxing? Yet, I can't believe they kept it up for 3 whole hours! Goood morrningggg, Tos!~ XP
Omgsocool: I love the last three pannels. especially the last one. So sensual looking.
JackBond: Nothing like waking up with someone you love... naked :3
Omgsocool: I know ^^
JackBond: 8.6/10
Omgsocool: 8.5/10
Ratings:
8.6/10
8.5/10
Page 30:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770617/
JackBond: Teeheehee, morning wood is always fun ^^ but what happened in the last frame I wonder? X3
Omgsocool: ^^ indeed it is. I love the last pannel cause it's both a good oral and self pleasuring scene, it's a getting caught scene. Now this is my favorite page.
JackBond: XD
Omgsocool: lol
JackBond: 8.7
Omgsocool: 9.1
Ratings:
8.7/10
9.1/10
Page 31:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770637/
JackBond: Hahaha, where's Bowser Jr. to be all show-offy, even when strangers are watching? XD BUT, who said this can't turn into a threesome? O3o
Omgsocool: I know. This could have been a clue for a sequal. Even the comments demand one
JackBond: Sadly, I don't think comp_five would be up for it D:
Omgsocool: Either way, it's good the way it is
Omgsocool: would be nice to see the interupting lizard naked through ^^
JackBond: Agreed. 7.7/10 (For plot twist XP)
Omgsocool: And i say 7.5 for hopes of naked lizard ^^
JackBond: X3
Ratings:
7.7/10
7.5/10
JackBond: So that's the review! We'll be sure to have another one on the sequel if there is one!
Omgsocool: Now for our ratings. Jack.......bring out the all mighty calculator
JackBond: *Beeping robot sounds*
JackBond: The grand average is!...
Omgsocool: *drum roll*
JackBond: 8.315!
Omgsocool: Wich rounds to 8.3
Omgsocool: Now for the bonus points. from 1-5 how much do we like this comic?
JackBond: 4.5 of course XP
Omgsocool: I'd have to tone it down and say 3.5
JackBond: D: 10:39 PM
Omgsocool: Too much horsing around and not enough sex for me
JackBond: XD 10:39 PM
JackBond: X3, you just need your cock
Omgsocool: Nope i just need my well.............everything really
JackBond: XD
JackBond: Hahaha
Omgsocool: So anyway, the averages for the extra points
JackBond: Well.... my calculator keeps saying 6.25, but I'm smart enough to know that it's 4 even o3o
Omgsocool: So that gives it a extra .4 giving us a grand total of 8.7
JackBond: Tadaa! ^^
Omgsocool: So there you go ladies and.......oh scratch that Gentlemen, Comp_5's 18
JackBond: Hahaha~ we hope you enjoyed this review, lovelies!
And as always this review is our opinion entirely so no bringing the holy rath of the Sleezimon fans.
JackBond: Good evening, and happy cocks everybody! X3
Omgsocool: With plenty of cum stained chests! ^^
Omgsocool: And hello perverts of the world. Specifically the gay furry kind.
JackBond: Today we're going to review the pages of complication five's comic called "Eighteen"; made in 2004.
Omgsocool: Surprisingly, I never knew the maker of Sleezimon made this.
JackBond: Indeed, that happens to me all the time XP
Omgsocool: XD well then let's get this 5 year old comic started
Page 1 - 12:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2759269/
JackBond: Hmm, it's hard to rate this one because it's not really porn...
Omgsocool: I got a solution.
JackBond: What's that?
Omgsocool: How about we review the entire buildup as if it were one page. In this case it would be pages 1-12
JackBond: Alrighty!
Omgsocool: So go ahead and give your review of the buildup.
JackBond: Well it's a wonderful premise, of course. And I can totally imagine myself in Tos's position. It has a cute dose of drama, and ends with a sweet kiss. It could have ended here and I would have been satisfied.
Omgsocool: Indeed your right. It's nice to see the process of someone getting deflowered on their 18th birthday. but it's more fun to see what happened leading up to it.
JackBond: I rate the first 12 pages a 8.5/10... I think? o.o
Omgsocool: I'll match that and say 8.5
JackBond: So, page 13 then
Omgsocool: yep
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.5/10
Page 13:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763804/
JackBond: Obviously, the most prominent part of this page is the toe sucking. I don't really have a foot fetish, but that actually looks really cute to me. And I just make a :3 face whenever I see the affection on frames 1 and 2 XP
Omgsocool: Of course the toe sucking part is the main focus but i think it's suposed to be cute and not sexy. other then that good opener.
JackBond: I give it an 8.3/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 8/10
Ratings:
8.3/10
8.0/10
Page 14:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763809/
JackBond: It's heating up! I think comp_five did a great job with the lizard butt on the last frame. Buuut still no cock, soo XP
Omgsocool: XD you need your cock so bad don't ya
JackBond: I do~
Omgsocool: XD well anyway, I love stripping scenes. I also like the panel with the chest licking. ^^ i always liked that. And of course i love Tos's body.
JackBond: X3 I agree with that! I'll give that an 8.5/10
Omgsocool: And i will once again say 8/10
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.0/10
Page 15:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763817/
JackBond: I think the words "DING DONG" accurately describe this whole page..... And yet, with Tos's cock out, I can't stop staring at his chest... huh...
Omgsocool: Goes to show that cocks aren't everything huh. Well anyway. more stripping fun with the char Sonik but then of course DING DONG ruins it XD.
JackBond: I give this one an 8.3/10
Omgsocool: And i'll give it 7.5/10
Ratings:
8.3
7.5
Page 16:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763823/
JackBond: Dayum, I would love to come across a scene like that when I deliver pizza. That scene with Tos looking for money, is adorable! ^^
Omgsocool: Indeed. I'm surprised the pizza guy loves it but hey. It's a free gaydar XD.
JackBond: 8/10
Omgsocool: 7/10
Ratings:
8.0/10
7.0/10
Page 17:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763830/
JackBond: I actually commented on the page. I've eaten pizza in the nude. It's awesome X3. But you know what... it's even more awesome to see Tos eating pizza in the nude. I just... wish he put more detail into the cock D: Still, it's really sexy ^^
Omgsocool: I haven't eaten pizza in the nude but i think i did for something else that i don't remember. Anyway, good pic. After this, the comic stops slouching around and gets to the good stuff.
JackBond: 8.5
Omgsocool: 7.5
Ratings:
8.5/10
7.5/10
Page 18:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763835/
JackBond: Fox cock! Yay!... well actually, I still prefer staring at Tos. X3 That pose on the last frame is awesome as well~
Omgsocool: Yeah to bad that Sonik's cock is not as good looking XD. Either way, now it's getting good.
JackBond: Hahaha, poor Sonik... anyway, I give this a 8.5/10
Omgsocool: 8/10
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.0/10
Page 19:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763847/
JackBond: Comp_five did especially well on the anatomy on this page. Here comes some oral! I bet it's going to be long and drawn out and full of yummy angles and poses o3o
Omgsocool: Indeed. I've talked with you about this outside of reviews that 18's style and Comp_5's style today are completely different. Either way. This is hot. Love all the pannels.
JackBond: 8.5/10... again o3o
Omgsocool: I'll say 8.5 as well
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.5/10
Page 20:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2763861
JackBond: Just one frame this time. I do like the poses and expressions in this. It seems kind of tangible... which is really good when it comes to porn.
Omgsocool: I see what you mean. Since it's one frame, It's easy to see the hotness of this page. Love this pose and Sonic is absolutely eating that thing
JackBond: Well... it's not exactly huge... which... >.> don't tell anybody, but that's another way I can relate to him.........
Omgsocool: *laughs*
JackBond: Anyways, I give this an 8.5............ again...
Omgsocool: And i'll say 8.5 with you................again
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.5/10
Page 21:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770512/
JackBond: Oooh penis vein. I leik those. Hahaha, ironically, I discussed a couple of pages back that I would be quick to cum on my first time... and so it happens here! XD the only thing I don't get is the sound of ejaculation being "glalomp glalump!" XP... the next frame makes up for it though. His "EEEEEEEeeeeeee..." face. X33
Omgsocool: ^^ EEEEEEEeeeeee indeed lol. Anyway. Other then another page coming up, this is my favorite page. Again, i just love all the panels.
JackBond: 8.8/10
Omgsocool: 9/10
Ratings:
8.8/10
9.0/10
Page 22:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770520/
JackBond: Tos seems very satisfied ^^ Good thing Sonik isn't unhappy that Tos already cummed XP
Omgsocool: Indeed. The first pannel is awesome for Tos's happy face. and of course, Tos promises that there is more were that came from ^^
JackBond: 8.2/10
Omgsocool: 8/10
Ratings:
8.2/10
8.0/10
Page 23:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770529/
Omgsocool: Oh boy we are getting geared up for some deflowering ^^.
JackBond: Mmm, if only I were light enough to be carried like that X3. Tos ish all cute in frame 2 ^^
Omgsocool: And in the third pannel. We get to see handcuffs XD
JackBond: Hehe, kinky huh? X3
Omgsocool: Yeah ^^ he doesn't use them but it's nice to see he has some.
JackBond: 8.4/10
Omgsocool: 7.5/10
Ratings:
8.4/10
7.5/10
Page 24:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770543/
JackBond: Don't go slow! POUND HIS ASS! >:3 Sonik's cock is looking better here ^^
Omgsocool: XD. anyway. I agree with you on your last comment. Also, I like the first pannel with the fingering.
JackBond: It's actually kind of hard to tell that he is fingering at all o.o
Omgsocool: Well he's either fingering the lube or just spreading it on his hole.
JackBond: 8.5/10
Omgsocool: 8/10
Ratings:
8.5/10
8.0/10
Page 25:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770557/
Omgsocool: The first mistake of the comic. As pointed out by the first comment on the page
JackBond: Aww, it's really cute ^^ I like the comforting frames :3. Tos works with either colored cock.
Omgsocool: Of course. i just like green better lol. 8/10
JackBond: 8/10
Ratings:
8.0/10
8.0/10
Page 26:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770564/
JackBond: Awesome. Just awesome. Tos's face in every frame is just really hot. Now if only I could hear him moaning too. X3
Omgsocool: Gotta love deflowering. And insertion scenes as well. God that's hot.
JackBond: 8.7/10
Omgsocool: 8.8/10
Ratings:
8.7/10
8.8/10
Page 27:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770576/
JackBond: That kissing scene, is probably my favorite moment of the whole comic... I bet it's yours too? ;3 You have to like the naughty faces, and new positions X33
Omgsocool: Well, close but no cigar, It's not my favorite but my 3rd favorite behind the ending of the oral scene
Omgsocool: but anyway, Great page. all 3 pannels are great
JackBond: 9/10
Omgsocool: 9/10
Ratings:
9.0/10
9.0/10
Page 28:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770594/
JackBond: Mmm, that first pose looks really romantic <3 Hehehe, shooting cum on Tos's body is the hottest way to finish ^^
Omgsocool: Not to mention, Shooting cum on Tos's body that's already stained with his cum.......win. As for the other poses, all of them are great.
JackBond: Indeed ^^
JackBond: 8.6/10
Omgsocool: 8.5/10
Ratings:
8.6/10
8.5/10
Page 29:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770604/
JackBond: Yummm, afterglow. Isn't it so relaxing? Yet, I can't believe they kept it up for 3 whole hours! Goood morrningggg, Tos!~ XP
Omgsocool: I love the last three pannels. especially the last one. So sensual looking.
JackBond: Nothing like waking up with someone you love... naked :3
Omgsocool: I know ^^
JackBond: 8.6/10
Omgsocool: 8.5/10
Ratings:
8.6/10
8.5/10
Page 30:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770617/
JackBond: Teeheehee, morning wood is always fun ^^ but what happened in the last frame I wonder? X3
Omgsocool: ^^ indeed it is. I love the last pannel cause it's both a good oral and self pleasuring scene, it's a getting caught scene. Now this is my favorite page.
JackBond: XD
Omgsocool: lol
JackBond: 8.7
Omgsocool: 9.1
Ratings:
8.7/10
9.1/10
Page 31:
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2770637/
JackBond: Hahaha, where's Bowser Jr. to be all show-offy, even when strangers are watching? XD BUT, who said this can't turn into a threesome? O3o
Omgsocool: I know. This could have been a clue for a sequal. Even the comments demand one
JackBond: Sadly, I don't think comp_five would be up for it D:
Omgsocool: Either way, it's good the way it is
Omgsocool: would be nice to see the interupting lizard naked through ^^
JackBond: Agreed. 7.7/10 (For plot twist XP)
Omgsocool: And i say 7.5 for hopes of naked lizard ^^
JackBond: X3
Ratings:
7.7/10
7.5/10
JackBond: So that's the review! We'll be sure to have another one on the sequel if there is one!
Omgsocool: Now for our ratings. Jack.......bring out the all mighty calculator
JackBond: *Beeping robot sounds*
JackBond: The grand average is!...
Omgsocool: *drum roll*
JackBond: 8.315!
Omgsocool: Wich rounds to 8.3
Omgsocool: Now for the bonus points. from 1-5 how much do we like this comic?
JackBond: 4.5 of course XP
Omgsocool: I'd have to tone it down and say 3.5
JackBond: D: 10:39 PM
Omgsocool: Too much horsing around and not enough sex for me
JackBond: XD 10:39 PM
JackBond: X3, you just need your cock
Omgsocool: Nope i just need my well.............everything really
JackBond: XD
JackBond: Hahaha
Omgsocool: So anyway, the averages for the extra points
JackBond: Well.... my calculator keeps saying 6.25, but I'm smart enough to know that it's 4 even o3o
Omgsocool: So that gives it a extra .4 giving us a grand total of 8.7
JackBond: Tadaa! ^^
Omgsocool: So there you go ladies and.......oh scratch that Gentlemen, Comp_5's 18
JackBond: Hahaha~ we hope you enjoyed this review, lovelies!
And as always this review is our opinion entirely so no bringing the holy rath of the Sleezimon fans.
JackBond: Good evening, and happy cocks everybody! X3
Omgsocool: With plenty of cum stained chests! ^^
Cockdrawing
General | Posted 16 years agoHey, like, just wanted to let people know that, if I draw something, and a cut cock is drawn wrong, tha's cause I don't have one! >3>
I mean, cut that is...
So I don't really get much chance to study their appearance o.o;
So I'ma prolly draw them wrong sorta.
I DO MAI BEST, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ;^;
I mean, cut that is...
So I don't really get much chance to study their appearance o.o;
So I'ma prolly draw them wrong sorta.
I DO MAI BEST, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ;^;
Ninja Turtle Anatomy
General | Posted 16 years agoSomething I've really been wondering... Exactly how many theories are there of the TMNT's genital anatomy? Cause I've heard a bunch of different ideas XD
I want comments on how you guys think it should work?
I personally don't know how it's SUPPOSED to work, but I just cop out and draw it so that the genitals are below the bottom of the plastron XD
I want comments on how you guys think it should work?
I personally don't know how it's SUPPOSED to work, but I just cop out and draw it so that the genitals are below the bottom of the plastron XD
Jack & Cool GPR 2
General | Posted 16 years agoOmgsocool: Hello everyone.
JackBond: We're back again!
Omgsocool: Yes we are. Welcome back to Jack&Cool's Gay Pron reviews. And today is our 2nd review
JackBond: Indeed, why don't we start off with one of your picks?
C-09/08/26 - by TaoRen
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2708072
Omgsocool: I don't know if this is pre penetration or post penetration but either way, it's great. I really love the esatcy face on the bear. And i guess it was post penetration cause there are cum-shots. But anyway, good job Taoren.
JackBond: Indeed, the extacy face is very sexy. I'm not completely sure I like the sex part of this pic, but their bodies are shaped very well, and that itself is a turn on in my eyes. Plus the pose is delicious.
JackBond: I give this a 7.3/10
Omgsocool: And i'll say 7.5
Ratings:
7.3
7.5
Baddabing - by UnshackledFenrir
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2711489/
JackBond: For some reason the bottom one kind of turns me on. I really like the way the cum is dripping from his cock. The anatomy is quite good, and the muscle tone on both of them leaves nothing to be desired XP
Omgsocool: Plus it's really shiny lol. Anyway, the thing about Fenrir's pics is that you have no idea weither the characters in the pics just banged or are starting to. But just like the first one, It's still great. I like that the chars feel more...feral.
JackBond: I give this a 7.7
Omgsocool: And I'll stick with 7.5
Ratings:
7.7
7.5
Ruulkan & Killdozer - by Rov
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2710334
JackBond: As always Rov is making so of the hottest stuff I've ever seen. The cum looks incredibly real, and while I don't think the anatomy is as detailed as some pics, it's done right. Very sexy. Probably the best parts, though, are the poses and the expressions. One look at their faces and you can just feel the same as they are. It's really hot ^^. And as always, beast-like characters are so sexy.
Omgsocool: Like you said Jack. Rov has been making so hot stuff. I'm gonna have to half disagree with you on the anatomy though. on one hand the bodies are just prefect for what i wanna see. Also the position, the faces of pleasure, and the cum is absoluetely fantastic. But one thing thing i can say bad is that it doesn't feel finished. Or really, not all the waay polished. Regardless. this is a ballbuster period.
JackBond: I see what you mean, how it's kind of sketchy, but sometimes that looks okay to me. I give that a 9/10
Omgsocool: and i will say 9.2
Ratings:
9.0
9.2
Arius Dragon - by Arius
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2709648
JackBond: This one's pretty nice. He's got a really cute body, a cute face, and a nice looking cock. I always seem to like that pose too. It's just really cute :3
Omgsocool: His anatomy and muscle tone is so full of depth and overall perfect for my tastes. I love his cock and balls. Driping pre is always nice. All in all, good pic.
JackBond: Well said. I give that an 8.7
Omgsocool: I'll tone it down and say 8
Ratings:
8.7
8.0
Omgsocool: ok now for the best part. the new pic from Narse
Razor the Doberman - by Narse
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2698897
JackBond: That dog has a great body! I love his badass face, and those balls look perfect <3. Amazing pose.
Omgsocool: If you didn't already know folks, this is Razor, Bad-Dragon's newest mascot.
Omgsocool: As you can see. This pic regardless of an advertisent or not is a great pic in general. The body is awesome, the asshole and cock is delicious, and he's being a badass about it too ^^
JackBond: I bet he knows how to give you a sore ass. X3
Omgsocool: ^^ Did you experence it or sothing?
JackBond: Haha maybe X3
Omgsocool: Well. to bad he isn't completely gay. according to the discription, he's a Bi stripper
JackBond: As long as he likes guys, it's fine with me XP
JackBond: Say, how much do you suppose he costs?
Omgsocool: Hmmmm i think maybe 35 bucks the min. For the toy I mean .
JackBond: Hahaha, I ant as a stripper, but indeed I would like to try the toy
Omgsocool: ^^ that i don't know of. but yes the toy looks great
JackBond: I give it an 8.6
Omgsocool: And i will give it a 8.8
Ratings:
8.6
8.8
Omgsocool: And with that fine hunk of dog meat, we are done for today
JackBond: As always, we hope you enjoyed. These ratings are only our opinions.
Omgsocool: So please no flaming us for reasons of that kind.
JackBond: Thank you and goodnight!
JackBond: We're back again!
Omgsocool: Yes we are. Welcome back to Jack&Cool's Gay Pron reviews. And today is our 2nd review
JackBond: Indeed, why don't we start off with one of your picks?
C-09/08/26 - by TaoRen
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2708072
Omgsocool: I don't know if this is pre penetration or post penetration but either way, it's great. I really love the esatcy face on the bear. And i guess it was post penetration cause there are cum-shots. But anyway, good job Taoren.
JackBond: Indeed, the extacy face is very sexy. I'm not completely sure I like the sex part of this pic, but their bodies are shaped very well, and that itself is a turn on in my eyes. Plus the pose is delicious.
JackBond: I give this a 7.3/10
Omgsocool: And i'll say 7.5
Ratings:
7.3
7.5
Baddabing - by UnshackledFenrir
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2711489/
JackBond: For some reason the bottom one kind of turns me on. I really like the way the cum is dripping from his cock. The anatomy is quite good, and the muscle tone on both of them leaves nothing to be desired XP
Omgsocool: Plus it's really shiny lol. Anyway, the thing about Fenrir's pics is that you have no idea weither the characters in the pics just banged or are starting to. But just like the first one, It's still great. I like that the chars feel more...feral.
JackBond: I give this a 7.7
Omgsocool: And I'll stick with 7.5
Ratings:
7.7
7.5
Ruulkan & Killdozer - by Rov
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2710334
JackBond: As always Rov is making so of the hottest stuff I've ever seen. The cum looks incredibly real, and while I don't think the anatomy is as detailed as some pics, it's done right. Very sexy. Probably the best parts, though, are the poses and the expressions. One look at their faces and you can just feel the same as they are. It's really hot ^^. And as always, beast-like characters are so sexy.
Omgsocool: Like you said Jack. Rov has been making so hot stuff. I'm gonna have to half disagree with you on the anatomy though. on one hand the bodies are just prefect for what i wanna see. Also the position, the faces of pleasure, and the cum is absoluetely fantastic. But one thing thing i can say bad is that it doesn't feel finished. Or really, not all the waay polished. Regardless. this is a ballbuster period.
JackBond: I see what you mean, how it's kind of sketchy, but sometimes that looks okay to me. I give that a 9/10
Omgsocool: and i will say 9.2
Ratings:
9.0
9.2
Arius Dragon - by Arius
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2709648
JackBond: This one's pretty nice. He's got a really cute body, a cute face, and a nice looking cock. I always seem to like that pose too. It's just really cute :3
Omgsocool: His anatomy and muscle tone is so full of depth and overall perfect for my tastes. I love his cock and balls. Driping pre is always nice. All in all, good pic.
JackBond: Well said. I give that an 8.7
Omgsocool: I'll tone it down and say 8
Ratings:
8.7
8.0
Omgsocool: ok now for the best part. the new pic from Narse
Razor the Doberman - by Narse
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2698897
JackBond: That dog has a great body! I love his badass face, and those balls look perfect <3. Amazing pose.
Omgsocool: If you didn't already know folks, this is Razor, Bad-Dragon's newest mascot.
Omgsocool: As you can see. This pic regardless of an advertisent or not is a great pic in general. The body is awesome, the asshole and cock is delicious, and he's being a badass about it too ^^
JackBond: I bet he knows how to give you a sore ass. X3
Omgsocool: ^^ Did you experence it or sothing?
JackBond: Haha maybe X3
Omgsocool: Well. to bad he isn't completely gay. according to the discription, he's a Bi stripper
JackBond: As long as he likes guys, it's fine with me XP
JackBond: Say, how much do you suppose he costs?
Omgsocool: Hmmmm i think maybe 35 bucks the min. For the toy I mean .
JackBond: Hahaha, I ant as a stripper, but indeed I would like to try the toy
Omgsocool: ^^ that i don't know of. but yes the toy looks great
JackBond: I give it an 8.6
Omgsocool: And i will give it a 8.8
Ratings:
8.6
8.8
Omgsocool: And with that fine hunk of dog meat, we are done for today
JackBond: As always, we hope you enjoyed. These ratings are only our opinions.
Omgsocool: So please no flaming us for reasons of that kind.
JackBond: Thank you and goodnight!
Jack & Cool GPR Roomates Review
General | Posted 16 years agoOmgsocool: Hello once again everybody
JackBond: Hello!
Omgsocool: Welcome back to Jack&Cool Gay Pron Reviews. And today, we got a treat for you
JackBond: We're going to review Spelunker Sal and Dreamous's comic Roomates!
Omgsocool: Made back in I believe to be early 2008
JackBond: Indeed, and still going on today.
Omgsocool: Today we are gonna review the first 20 pages of the comic. The first 20 of course is the first act of the story
JackBond: Then we'll average the ratings for each page and give the grand total.
Omgsocool: Thanks to the all mighty tool known as Microsoft calculator
JackBond: Thank god for these 4 GB of RAM. XP
Omgsocool: WOOT!
JackBond: Haha, shall we start then?
Omgsocool: Of course babe
Roomates p1
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2224200/
Omgsocool: The first page starts out preety funny while keeping the sexiness there. Also, unintentional ass shots are always nice
JackBond: There's something about locker-room scenes that make things so hot for me. And we get to start right off with shots of Jr's manhood; a sweet appetizer for the upcoming pages. Neither did they hold back on the drama. The very first line leaves you excited for the next page.
Omgsocool: Good point babe, I also forgot to mention the little heart coming down from Jr's stuff on the last pannel
JackBond: Oh yeah, that's adorable XD
Omgsocool: And cute ^^ so now. your rating?
JackBond: I'm gonna give it an 8.5/10
Omgsocool: I'll give it an 8/10
Ratings:
8.5
8.0
Roomates p2
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2224235/
JackBond: Jr's being all seme... that is so adorable. Again very hot. I can totally see myself in Gian's place.
Omgsocool: I also agree with what you said. But i's like to direct your attention to the last pannel were Gian walks off. Not only can you see Jr in his glory naked in the shower, but you also get so see i fine looking bird.
JackBond: Indeed, I noticed that :3
Omgsocool: Two on one page ^^. so your rating?
JackBond: I give that one an 8/10
Omgsocool: I'll follow you up and also give it 8
Ratings:
8.0
8.0
Roomates p3
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2224277/
JackBond: I love Gian's shocked look, personally I find him cuter in this one... probably because Jr's naked body isn't there to distract me XD. I get the feeling that Gian's video is actually of him and Jr later in the comic. Or perhaps what was going to be later in the comic.
Omgsocool: You do have a good point. Never really thought about it like that before. But anyway, You gonna love Jr when he see's Gian jacking off to the vid. That grin is just sexAYYYYYYY! Your rating Jack?
JackBond: 7.5/10
Omgsocool: I'll go one lower and say 7/10
Ratings:
7.5
7.0
Roomates p4
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2226111/
Omgsocool: What really does it for me here is the pannel were Jr grops his pants. GOD that was awesome. also, gotta love scared and naked Gian
JackBond: Haha, I know Gian's so cute I wanna squeeze him! But you see in the last panel that Jr's getting ready to turn the attention to himself. A real cliffhanger, this page.
Omgsocool: Yesh ^^ but will that cliffhanger get a good rating? Jack your rating please
JackBond: I say 7.7/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 7/10
Ratings:
7.7
7.0
Roomates p5
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227083/
JackBond: I don't know how Spelunker Sal did it, but just by looking at their cocks, you can see Gian's delicate gentleness, and Jr's strong protectiveness. This whole page is generally very sexy; Jr's turtle thong being no exception. ;D I could totally cum to this page.
Omgsocool: Through their cocks huh XD
JackBond: XD Yeah, I dunno what it is, but I can totally see it.
Omgsocool: I think i see what you mean. But anyway, If you didn't know by this page Sal let the fans decide Jr's nect move through a vote. Which is a huge plus for me. Other then that, i preety much agree with you. but i aint gonna cum to it yet there's more ahead
your rating?
JackBond: 8.5/10
Omgsocool: I'll match it and also give it 8.5
Ratings:
8.5
8.5
Roomates p6
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227098/
JackBond: Not much I can think to say about this except that god it's hot. Gian's anatomy is very detailed here, and that turns me on XP
Omgsocool: I mentioned eariler that the fans got to vote at certian times. As you can see the fans voted for oral. In responce, Sal did a great job with Jr's actions making him look lean and smooth with his pleasing moves. Also, Gian is cute as always
JackBond: 8.3/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 8/10
Ratings:
8.3
8.0
Roomates p7
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227118/
JackBond: I dunno if it makes me odd, but ass licking, isn't really top on my list of hottest things... *Shrugs* Gian's balls look delicious in this page though.
Omgsocool: It doesn't make you odd. It just makes you different *hugs* Anyway. I do however but even without that, It's still a delicious page. Also nice internal shot ^^
JackBond: 8/10
Omgsocool: i'll match it with 8/10 as well
Ratings:
8.0
8.0
Roomates p8
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227157/
JackBond: Haha, yess, tongue on cock makes Jack happy... It looks so tasty, I swear I would pay to try it for myself XD! And don't forget Jr's cock pressing up on Gian's back. I must say this is one of my very favorite pages :3
Omgsocool: Indeed it is one of my favs too ^^. I love how how Jr has got Gian set up. How he has him upside down and then takes his cock in his mouth. And of course i love Jr's cock pressing against him. Just great.
JackBond: 9/10
Omgsocool: You read my mind babe. 9/10 as well
Ratings:
9.0
9.0
Roomates p9
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227295/
JackBond: Cum shot! This page doesn't as much turn me on, as it intrigues me. I totally hope somebody does that to me XD! Spelunker Sal says it feels really good. More cock on back action. I like this angle better than the last :3
Omgsocool: I figured you were gonna reference that lol. Anyway. If there is one thing that i love in a seme, It's a cock hungry seme. The side pannel were Jr is jacking him for extra cum is great. What's also great is that we get a better view of his cock pressing against him. He looks hungry for that cum juuding by that bonner. ^^
JackBond: 8.5/10
Omgsocool: This page is a ballbuster for sure. for that i give it a 9.5/10
Ratings:
8.5
9.5
Roomates p10
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227340/
JackBond: This is the one that busts my balls. You hit the nail on the head with the cock-hungry-seme thing. And Jr. looks like he's still hungry. The thing that separates me from Jr. though is the fact that no matter how much it was, I would selfishly swallow every drop of that cum.
Omgsocool: Hahahahahaha. Well. Weither your right or not, I'll say that this is were i started to cool down. This is were i have my only complaint with this comic. the kinda draged the cum-shot here. But it's still good none the less. The last three pannels didn't need to continue the cum-shot in my mind
JackBond: I'll go with 9/10 XD
Omgsocool: Even though that cum dragged, it's still preety hot so i'll say 8.5/10
Ratings:
9.0
8.5
Roomates p11
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227380/
JackBond: Another of my favorites here. I love the second panel, with both their hard cocks right there almost together. And then the third panel. Jr's hard shiny cock covered in another man's cum... yummy. I probably would have voted the legs on Jr's shoulders position myself
Omgsocool: You beat me too it Jackie ^^. I loved the lubing pannel. Such a great looking pannel. Also I love the grin on the last pannel and the "Oh ****" Look on Gian's face. I'd also like to add that i voted for The riding pannel
JackBond: I give that a 9.2
Omgsocool: I'll give it 8.5 due to the page is being a setup for the awesomeness that is coming up
Ratings:
9.2
8.5
Roomates p12
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227433/
JackBond: I'm a total sucker for cute touchy-feely stuff ^^. KISS HIM GIAN X3! Oh well, maybe later~ And back to the sex again. Personally, I prefer it when both cocks are visible in the same frame, but then I also like where Gian's rests, so no complaints really. Hehe, Jr's going in! IT'S HOT~
Omgsocool: ^^ It is cute. But like you said there's no real sex in it. Well I don't mind. It's a nice little diversion for what's to come. I do really like The pannel were Jr and Gian are nuzzle to nuzzle and Gian get's to emberassed. Oh wait. You didn't say there was any real sex. guess it's just me
JackBond: Hehehe.
Omgsocool: ^^
JackBond: I give it an 8.4/10 for romance
Omgsocool: I'll just stick with 8.5 for the emberassment part
JackBond: Hahaha
Omgsocool: Lol
Ratings:
8.4
8.5
Roomates p13
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227470/
JackBond: Haha poor Gian, Jr. looks pretty big. Their faces on the first panel are both so uniquely adorable. That is probably the clearest cock shot so far. Very nice.
Omgsocool: Indeed. It's very clear. Very clear to be exact. just goes to show Sal's talent. Also. It's awesome to watch the experence of a virgin being deflowered. It's both cute and sexy at the same time.
JackBond: I give that an 8.2/10
Omgsocool: I'll go lower and say 8/10
Ratings:
8.2
8.0
Roomates p14
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227511/
JackBond: Aww, Jr. and his caring face, this is some more of that romantic stuff that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy X3. And you can totally tell Jr's gonna ruin the heartfelt moment in the last panel. For some reason I just like to stare at Gian's cock in the big frame. Haha, it looks good.
Omgsocool: I agree. It's still more of the romantic stuff. Then again Jr does look like he's gonna ruin it which i do hope that happens ^^.
JackBond: I think about 8.6/10
Omgsocool: I'll bring it lower and say 7.9
JackBond: D:
Omgsocool: *shruggs* Just me
Eh you know what, The position were Jr calms him down did look preety good so i'll say 8.2
JackBond: You sure?
Omgsocool: Positive this time
JackBond: Okey :3
Ratings:
8.6
8.2
Roomates p15
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227566/
JackBond: Nice big show of Jr's sexual parts there XD. But I think my favorite part of this page is Gian's face. "Ow..."
Omgsocool: Lol yeah. I also like the last pannel were Jr grinned and commands him to start riding. And also love Gian start's getting ready to on the same pannel
JackBond: 8/10
Omgsocool: 8/10
Ratings:
8.0
8.0
Roomates p16
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227598/
JackBond: And now the humping begins! Jr's balls are what I wait to see every time I go through this comic. I just love the look of that loose skin.
Omgsocool: *whistles* Damn Jr's cock is sexy. Like you said the balls looks so good. Another thing to mention is Gian has a great asshole and boy did Jr work that in the last 4 pannels
JackBond: 8.9/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 9/10
Ratings:
8.9
9.0
Roomates p17
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227665/
Omgsocool: Now it gets good ^^
JackBond: Aww so adorable! Gian's pleasure face makes me happy :3. Gian gets a moment of seme-ness. And YAY they kiss, so romantic <3
Omgsocool: Indeed. Gian's pleasure face is wonderful. And the kiss is great.
JackBond: 9/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 8.7
Ratings:
9.0
8.7
Roomates p18
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227708/
JackBond: More kissing. Even better :3. But sneaky Jr. goes balls deep! He sure knows how to ruin a romantic moment X3
Omgsocool: The kissing is better then before. The first pannel has humping and kissing. But what i'd like to know is how the hell did Jr change the position...................to that. I mean it doesn't even look like it's possible XD.
JackBond: Well, he just pulled Gian's legs forward so that all of Gian's weight was on his cock.
Omgsocool: Oh I see lol. Jack educated me XD
JackBond: 8.3/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 8/10
Ratings:
8.3
8.0
Roomates p19
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227743/
JackBond: I really like this page. Both of the cum shots are hot, and I love how Gian's bowels tighten as he cums, making Jr. cum. The only thing that's odd is Jr's face in the first panel XD. Looks kind of dorky, but it's probably realistic XD
Omgsocool: I agree. The face was weird but the cum shots saved it. Love the internal shot of the ass clenching
JackBond: 9/10
Omgsocool: 9/10 as well. The 2nd ball buster for me
Ratings:
9.0
9.0
Roomates p20
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227797/
Omgsocool: An now the last page...that were reviewing
JackBond: Afterglow~ Shame there wasn't more time for cuddling. Funny thing is, with Santino there, Gian is the only one concerned with modesty XP
Omgsocool: Indeed. Afterglow shots are always nice. Too bad there wasn't enough cuddles
JackBond: Umm, 8/10
Omgsocool: I agree. It ends with a solid 8
Ratings:
8.0
8.0
Omgsocool: Ok then. You ready Jack?
JackBond: Calculating...
JackBond: The exact average is 8.3625
Omgsocool: Which rounds to 8.4
Omgsocool: Eh. 8.4 seems preety low for such a great comic
JackBond: Yeah it does.
Omgsocool: But wait a minute. I almost forgot
JackBond: What's that?
Omgsocool: On a scale from 1-5 how much did you like Roomates?
JackBond: I think as a whole, the comic deserves a 4.5
Omgsocool: And in my mind. It's also a 4.5
JackBond: So how much does that bump it up?
Omgsocool: It bumps it up by .4 Giving it a grand total of 8.8
JackBond: That sounds better!
Omgsocool: Indeed.
JackBond: And that's that! :3
Omgsocool: ^^ we hoped we enjoyed this review. Sorry we didn't review the rest of part 1. The rest wasn't really pornographic anymore.
JackBond: Thank you for reading! ^^
Omgsocool: ^^ once again we remind you that this review is completely our opinion
JackBond: Okay, now, I just read this whole comic without cumming, so I'm hoorrrny!
Omgsocool: Now if you excuse us, Were gonna go jack it
JackBond: Hello!
Omgsocool: Welcome back to Jack&Cool Gay Pron Reviews. And today, we got a treat for you
JackBond: We're going to review Spelunker Sal and Dreamous's comic Roomates!
Omgsocool: Made back in I believe to be early 2008
JackBond: Indeed, and still going on today.
Omgsocool: Today we are gonna review the first 20 pages of the comic. The first 20 of course is the first act of the story
JackBond: Then we'll average the ratings for each page and give the grand total.
Omgsocool: Thanks to the all mighty tool known as Microsoft calculator
JackBond: Thank god for these 4 GB of RAM. XP
Omgsocool: WOOT!
JackBond: Haha, shall we start then?
Omgsocool: Of course babe
Roomates p1
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2224200/
Omgsocool: The first page starts out preety funny while keeping the sexiness there. Also, unintentional ass shots are always nice
JackBond: There's something about locker-room scenes that make things so hot for me. And we get to start right off with shots of Jr's manhood; a sweet appetizer for the upcoming pages. Neither did they hold back on the drama. The very first line leaves you excited for the next page.
Omgsocool: Good point babe, I also forgot to mention the little heart coming down from Jr's stuff on the last pannel
JackBond: Oh yeah, that's adorable XD
Omgsocool: And cute ^^ so now. your rating?
JackBond: I'm gonna give it an 8.5/10
Omgsocool: I'll give it an 8/10
Ratings:
8.5
8.0
Roomates p2
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2224235/
JackBond: Jr's being all seme... that is so adorable. Again very hot. I can totally see myself in Gian's place.
Omgsocool: I also agree with what you said. But i's like to direct your attention to the last pannel were Gian walks off. Not only can you see Jr in his glory naked in the shower, but you also get so see i fine looking bird.
JackBond: Indeed, I noticed that :3
Omgsocool: Two on one page ^^. so your rating?
JackBond: I give that one an 8/10
Omgsocool: I'll follow you up and also give it 8
Ratings:
8.0
8.0
Roomates p3
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2224277/
JackBond: I love Gian's shocked look, personally I find him cuter in this one... probably because Jr's naked body isn't there to distract me XD. I get the feeling that Gian's video is actually of him and Jr later in the comic. Or perhaps what was going to be later in the comic.
Omgsocool: You do have a good point. Never really thought about it like that before. But anyway, You gonna love Jr when he see's Gian jacking off to the vid. That grin is just sexAYYYYYYY! Your rating Jack?
JackBond: 7.5/10
Omgsocool: I'll go one lower and say 7/10
Ratings:
7.5
7.0
Roomates p4
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2226111/
Omgsocool: What really does it for me here is the pannel were Jr grops his pants. GOD that was awesome. also, gotta love scared and naked Gian
JackBond: Haha, I know Gian's so cute I wanna squeeze him! But you see in the last panel that Jr's getting ready to turn the attention to himself. A real cliffhanger, this page.
Omgsocool: Yesh ^^ but will that cliffhanger get a good rating? Jack your rating please
JackBond: I say 7.7/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 7/10
Ratings:
7.7
7.0
Roomates p5
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227083/
JackBond: I don't know how Spelunker Sal did it, but just by looking at their cocks, you can see Gian's delicate gentleness, and Jr's strong protectiveness. This whole page is generally very sexy; Jr's turtle thong being no exception. ;D I could totally cum to this page.
Omgsocool: Through their cocks huh XD
JackBond: XD Yeah, I dunno what it is, but I can totally see it.
Omgsocool: I think i see what you mean. But anyway, If you didn't know by this page Sal let the fans decide Jr's nect move through a vote. Which is a huge plus for me. Other then that, i preety much agree with you. but i aint gonna cum to it yet there's more ahead
your rating?
JackBond: 8.5/10
Omgsocool: I'll match it and also give it 8.5
Ratings:
8.5
8.5
Roomates p6
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227098/
JackBond: Not much I can think to say about this except that god it's hot. Gian's anatomy is very detailed here, and that turns me on XP
Omgsocool: I mentioned eariler that the fans got to vote at certian times. As you can see the fans voted for oral. In responce, Sal did a great job with Jr's actions making him look lean and smooth with his pleasing moves. Also, Gian is cute as always
JackBond: 8.3/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 8/10
Ratings:
8.3
8.0
Roomates p7
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227118/
JackBond: I dunno if it makes me odd, but ass licking, isn't really top on my list of hottest things... *Shrugs* Gian's balls look delicious in this page though.
Omgsocool: It doesn't make you odd. It just makes you different *hugs* Anyway. I do however but even without that, It's still a delicious page. Also nice internal shot ^^
JackBond: 8/10
Omgsocool: i'll match it with 8/10 as well
Ratings:
8.0
8.0
Roomates p8
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227157/
JackBond: Haha, yess, tongue on cock makes Jack happy... It looks so tasty, I swear I would pay to try it for myself XD! And don't forget Jr's cock pressing up on Gian's back. I must say this is one of my very favorite pages :3
Omgsocool: Indeed it is one of my favs too ^^. I love how how Jr has got Gian set up. How he has him upside down and then takes his cock in his mouth. And of course i love Jr's cock pressing against him. Just great.
JackBond: 9/10
Omgsocool: You read my mind babe. 9/10 as well
Ratings:
9.0
9.0
Roomates p9
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227295/
JackBond: Cum shot! This page doesn't as much turn me on, as it intrigues me. I totally hope somebody does that to me XD! Spelunker Sal says it feels really good. More cock on back action. I like this angle better than the last :3
Omgsocool: I figured you were gonna reference that lol. Anyway. If there is one thing that i love in a seme, It's a cock hungry seme. The side pannel were Jr is jacking him for extra cum is great. What's also great is that we get a better view of his cock pressing against him. He looks hungry for that cum juuding by that bonner. ^^
JackBond: 8.5/10
Omgsocool: This page is a ballbuster for sure. for that i give it a 9.5/10
Ratings:
8.5
9.5
Roomates p10
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227340/
JackBond: This is the one that busts my balls. You hit the nail on the head with the cock-hungry-seme thing. And Jr. looks like he's still hungry. The thing that separates me from Jr. though is the fact that no matter how much it was, I would selfishly swallow every drop of that cum.
Omgsocool: Hahahahahaha. Well. Weither your right or not, I'll say that this is were i started to cool down. This is were i have my only complaint with this comic. the kinda draged the cum-shot here. But it's still good none the less. The last three pannels didn't need to continue the cum-shot in my mind
JackBond: I'll go with 9/10 XD
Omgsocool: Even though that cum dragged, it's still preety hot so i'll say 8.5/10
Ratings:
9.0
8.5
Roomates p11
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227380/
JackBond: Another of my favorites here. I love the second panel, with both their hard cocks right there almost together. And then the third panel. Jr's hard shiny cock covered in another man's cum... yummy. I probably would have voted the legs on Jr's shoulders position myself
Omgsocool: You beat me too it Jackie ^^. I loved the lubing pannel. Such a great looking pannel. Also I love the grin on the last pannel and the "Oh ****" Look on Gian's face. I'd also like to add that i voted for The riding pannel
JackBond: I give that a 9.2
Omgsocool: I'll give it 8.5 due to the page is being a setup for the awesomeness that is coming up
Ratings:
9.2
8.5
Roomates p12
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227433/
JackBond: I'm a total sucker for cute touchy-feely stuff ^^. KISS HIM GIAN X3! Oh well, maybe later~ And back to the sex again. Personally, I prefer it when both cocks are visible in the same frame, but then I also like where Gian's rests, so no complaints really. Hehe, Jr's going in! IT'S HOT~
Omgsocool: ^^ It is cute. But like you said there's no real sex in it. Well I don't mind. It's a nice little diversion for what's to come. I do really like The pannel were Jr and Gian are nuzzle to nuzzle and Gian get's to emberassed. Oh wait. You didn't say there was any real sex. guess it's just me
JackBond: Hehehe.
Omgsocool: ^^
JackBond: I give it an 8.4/10 for romance
Omgsocool: I'll just stick with 8.5 for the emberassment part
JackBond: Hahaha
Omgsocool: Lol
Ratings:
8.4
8.5
Roomates p13
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227470/
JackBond: Haha poor Gian, Jr. looks pretty big. Their faces on the first panel are both so uniquely adorable. That is probably the clearest cock shot so far. Very nice.
Omgsocool: Indeed. It's very clear. Very clear to be exact. just goes to show Sal's talent. Also. It's awesome to watch the experence of a virgin being deflowered. It's both cute and sexy at the same time.
JackBond: I give that an 8.2/10
Omgsocool: I'll go lower and say 8/10
Ratings:
8.2
8.0
Roomates p14
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227511/
JackBond: Aww, Jr. and his caring face, this is some more of that romantic stuff that makes me feel all warm and fuzzy X3. And you can totally tell Jr's gonna ruin the heartfelt moment in the last panel. For some reason I just like to stare at Gian's cock in the big frame. Haha, it looks good.
Omgsocool: I agree. It's still more of the romantic stuff. Then again Jr does look like he's gonna ruin it which i do hope that happens ^^.
JackBond: I think about 8.6/10
Omgsocool: I'll bring it lower and say 7.9
JackBond: D:
Omgsocool: *shruggs* Just me
Eh you know what, The position were Jr calms him down did look preety good so i'll say 8.2
JackBond: You sure?
Omgsocool: Positive this time
JackBond: Okey :3
Ratings:
8.6
8.2
Roomates p15
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227566/
JackBond: Nice big show of Jr's sexual parts there XD. But I think my favorite part of this page is Gian's face. "Ow..."
Omgsocool: Lol yeah. I also like the last pannel were Jr grinned and commands him to start riding. And also love Gian start's getting ready to on the same pannel
JackBond: 8/10
Omgsocool: 8/10
Ratings:
8.0
8.0
Roomates p16
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227598/
JackBond: And now the humping begins! Jr's balls are what I wait to see every time I go through this comic. I just love the look of that loose skin.
Omgsocool: *whistles* Damn Jr's cock is sexy. Like you said the balls looks so good. Another thing to mention is Gian has a great asshole and boy did Jr work that in the last 4 pannels
JackBond: 8.9/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 9/10
Ratings:
8.9
9.0
Roomates p17
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227665/
Omgsocool: Now it gets good ^^
JackBond: Aww so adorable! Gian's pleasure face makes me happy :3. Gian gets a moment of seme-ness. And YAY they kiss, so romantic <3
Omgsocool: Indeed. Gian's pleasure face is wonderful. And the kiss is great.
JackBond: 9/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 8.7
Ratings:
9.0
8.7
Roomates p18
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227708/
JackBond: More kissing. Even better :3. But sneaky Jr. goes balls deep! He sure knows how to ruin a romantic moment X3
Omgsocool: The kissing is better then before. The first pannel has humping and kissing. But what i'd like to know is how the hell did Jr change the position...................to that. I mean it doesn't even look like it's possible XD.
JackBond: Well, he just pulled Gian's legs forward so that all of Gian's weight was on his cock.
Omgsocool: Oh I see lol. Jack educated me XD
JackBond: 8.3/10
Omgsocool: I'll say 8/10
Ratings:
8.3
8.0
Roomates p19
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227743/
JackBond: I really like this page. Both of the cum shots are hot, and I love how Gian's bowels tighten as he cums, making Jr. cum. The only thing that's odd is Jr's face in the first panel XD. Looks kind of dorky, but it's probably realistic XD
Omgsocool: I agree. The face was weird but the cum shots saved it. Love the internal shot of the ass clenching
JackBond: 9/10
Omgsocool: 9/10 as well. The 2nd ball buster for me
Ratings:
9.0
9.0
Roomates p20
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2227797/
Omgsocool: An now the last page...that were reviewing
JackBond: Afterglow~ Shame there wasn't more time for cuddling. Funny thing is, with Santino there, Gian is the only one concerned with modesty XP
Omgsocool: Indeed. Afterglow shots are always nice. Too bad there wasn't enough cuddles
JackBond: Umm, 8/10
Omgsocool: I agree. It ends with a solid 8
Ratings:
8.0
8.0
Omgsocool: Ok then. You ready Jack?
JackBond: Calculating...
JackBond: The exact average is 8.3625
Omgsocool: Which rounds to 8.4
Omgsocool: Eh. 8.4 seems preety low for such a great comic
JackBond: Yeah it does.
Omgsocool: But wait a minute. I almost forgot
JackBond: What's that?
Omgsocool: On a scale from 1-5 how much did you like Roomates?
JackBond: I think as a whole, the comic deserves a 4.5
Omgsocool: And in my mind. It's also a 4.5
JackBond: So how much does that bump it up?
Omgsocool: It bumps it up by .4 Giving it a grand total of 8.8
JackBond: That sounds better!
Omgsocool: Indeed.
JackBond: And that's that! :3
Omgsocool: ^^ we hoped we enjoyed this review. Sorry we didn't review the rest of part 1. The rest wasn't really pornographic anymore.
JackBond: Thank you for reading! ^^
Omgsocool: ^^ once again we remind you that this review is completely our opinion
JackBond: Okay, now, I just read this whole comic without cumming, so I'm hoorrrny!
Omgsocool: Now if you excuse us, Were gonna go jack it
Jack & Cool GPR
General | Posted 16 years agoOmgsocool: Hellooooooooooo everyone ^^
JackBond: Heyy XP *Waves*
Omgsocool: Welcome to Jack & Cool's Gay porn reviews i am the orignal reviewer omgsocool
JackBond: And I'm JackBond, his awesome friend!
Omgsocool: ^^ well. I have come back from the grave to bring you the righteous judgemednt on what's hot in the gay furry porn universe. but this time i'm not alone
JackBond: I'm here to make it less tedious on him :3
Omgsocool: And to help me get off my lazy ass once in a while *laughs*
JackBond: Indeed~
Omgsocool: So then, let's get started today.
Samhuinn & Ambershanks - by Rov
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2693227/
JackBond: Okay, first of all I really like the cock rubbing... and strong beast-like characters are a turn on. The art quality is well above average as well...
Omgsocool: Well like you said, the quality is great, I'm a huge fan of Taurens, and one thing you didn't mention, I like the cum effects
JackBond: Indeed, that is very sexy
Omgsocool: yep. So Jack, what's your rating?
JackBond: Well, as much as I like it, it's not really something I would want to cum to at first glance... Just to leave room for improvement, I think I'll give it like a 7.8/10
Omgsocool: As for me, I'd agree with you as sexy as it is, it isn't a cum at first glance. also, this isn't the best pic Rov has made so for that i'll give it a 7.5
Ratings:
7.8
7.5
Digi Sketches - Weregarurumon x Gabumon - by Spelunker_Sal
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2693902/
Omgsocool: of course you all know him as the creator of Roomates
JackBond: Haha, if it's from Spelunker Sal, I'm biased to give it a 10 without even seeing it XD
Omgsocool: lol, so anyway your thoughts?
JackBond: Digimon is an easy turn on for me. The expressions seem very sensual, however the fact that it's not in color is sort of bad. I know it's a lot of effort to color, but for a serious picture, just a lineart is hard to see. Also, the fact that you can't see any parts makes it less likable as porn, and more like foreplay, if you will.
Omgsocool: Again like you, Digimon are awesome in both the cartoon and the porn. I've seen plenty of linearts and they were still good pics. one of my favs is even a lineart. The problem itself is that, as good as everything is in this pic, It just doesn't seem to scream out THIS IS HOT! as his other work. but still it's a good pic
JackBond: Indeed... Not that I don't like it, but as you said, it doesn't scream "hot" so I'm gonna give it a 5/10
Omgsocool: I've seen alot of good linearts and this is no exception. I give it a 7/10
Ratings:
5.0
7.0
Final Evaluation - by Critical-Error
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2691559/
JackBond: I think the coloring was very unique and appealing. The anatomy was very different, and generally it was pretty hot. But similar to the first one, I wouldn't cum to it right away. (I'd consider it though.)
Omgsocool: IZ is the biggest fandom i'm in so i'm kinda the expert here. Because of that CR is one of my favorite artists. however lately she's been hit or miss. and this is no exception. but it's been better then most recently so i'll say it's ok
JackBond: I give it a 7/10
Omgsocool: I will also give it 7/10
Ratings:
7.0
7.0
A fox Mounted - by dbruin
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2696104/
JackBond: I liked how it was sketched with the tones, and the kiss was really cute. The cocks were a bit small when it comes to porn, but I won't count it out for that. Finally, the anatomy was especially accurate to me and that adds to the experience.
Omgsocool: I agree with Jack. The position and anatomy is great. no......spot on. Dbruin did a great job with that. i also love the cum from his asshole. Really adds onto the pic's sexiness
JackBond: I think probably a 7.5/10 It's sort of hard to compare to the others.
Omgsocool: As for me, this pic derserves a solid 8/10
Ratings:
7.5
8.0
Omgsocool: Well then. That's our review for today
JackBond: We hope you enjoyed
Omgsocool: ^^ now if you excuse me, i'm gonna go jack off to Dbruin's pic
JackBond: Hahahaha!
Omgsocool: hahahahah...
Reminder: These reviews are just our oponions of us two so please don't take this seriously if we say a pic sucks
JackBond: We generally like them all, but man, it's hard to compare with some of those ball busters out there XD
JackBond: Heyy XP *Waves*
Omgsocool: Welcome to Jack & Cool's Gay porn reviews i am the orignal reviewer omgsocool
JackBond: And I'm JackBond, his awesome friend!
Omgsocool: ^^ well. I have come back from the grave to bring you the righteous judgemednt on what's hot in the gay furry porn universe. but this time i'm not alone
JackBond: I'm here to make it less tedious on him :3
Omgsocool: And to help me get off my lazy ass once in a while *laughs*
JackBond: Indeed~
Omgsocool: So then, let's get started today.
Samhuinn & Ambershanks - by Rov
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2693227/
JackBond: Okay, first of all I really like the cock rubbing... and strong beast-like characters are a turn on. The art quality is well above average as well...
Omgsocool: Well like you said, the quality is great, I'm a huge fan of Taurens, and one thing you didn't mention, I like the cum effects
JackBond: Indeed, that is very sexy
Omgsocool: yep. So Jack, what's your rating?
JackBond: Well, as much as I like it, it's not really something I would want to cum to at first glance... Just to leave room for improvement, I think I'll give it like a 7.8/10
Omgsocool: As for me, I'd agree with you as sexy as it is, it isn't a cum at first glance. also, this isn't the best pic Rov has made so for that i'll give it a 7.5
Ratings:
7.8
7.5
Digi Sketches - Weregarurumon x Gabumon - by Spelunker_Sal
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2693902/
Omgsocool: of course you all know him as the creator of Roomates
JackBond: Haha, if it's from Spelunker Sal, I'm biased to give it a 10 without even seeing it XD
Omgsocool: lol, so anyway your thoughts?
JackBond: Digimon is an easy turn on for me. The expressions seem very sensual, however the fact that it's not in color is sort of bad. I know it's a lot of effort to color, but for a serious picture, just a lineart is hard to see. Also, the fact that you can't see any parts makes it less likable as porn, and more like foreplay, if you will.
Omgsocool: Again like you, Digimon are awesome in both the cartoon and the porn. I've seen plenty of linearts and they were still good pics. one of my favs is even a lineart. The problem itself is that, as good as everything is in this pic, It just doesn't seem to scream out THIS IS HOT! as his other work. but still it's a good pic
JackBond: Indeed... Not that I don't like it, but as you said, it doesn't scream "hot" so I'm gonna give it a 5/10
Omgsocool: I've seen alot of good linearts and this is no exception. I give it a 7/10
Ratings:
5.0
7.0
Final Evaluation - by Critical-Error
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2691559/
JackBond: I think the coloring was very unique and appealing. The anatomy was very different, and generally it was pretty hot. But similar to the first one, I wouldn't cum to it right away. (I'd consider it though.)
Omgsocool: IZ is the biggest fandom i'm in so i'm kinda the expert here. Because of that CR is one of my favorite artists. however lately she's been hit or miss. and this is no exception. but it's been better then most recently so i'll say it's ok
JackBond: I give it a 7/10
Omgsocool: I will also give it 7/10
Ratings:
7.0
7.0
A fox Mounted - by dbruin
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/2696104/
JackBond: I liked how it was sketched with the tones, and the kiss was really cute. The cocks were a bit small when it comes to porn, but I won't count it out for that. Finally, the anatomy was especially accurate to me and that adds to the experience.
Omgsocool: I agree with Jack. The position and anatomy is great. no......spot on. Dbruin did a great job with that. i also love the cum from his asshole. Really adds onto the pic's sexiness
JackBond: I think probably a 7.5/10 It's sort of hard to compare to the others.
Omgsocool: As for me, this pic derserves a solid 8/10
Ratings:
7.5
8.0
Omgsocool: Well then. That's our review for today
JackBond: We hope you enjoyed
Omgsocool: ^^ now if you excuse me, i'm gonna go jack off to Dbruin's pic
JackBond: Hahahaha!
Omgsocool: hahahahah...
Reminder: These reviews are just our oponions of us two so please don't take this seriously if we say a pic sucks
JackBond: We generally like them all, but man, it's hard to compare with some of those ball busters out there XD
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