So hilariously it has come to my attention that there's a couple rumors going around. And I figured I would set the record straight in regards to these rumors. The first rumor I have heard states that I had a wedding ceremony with my body pillow. And that is completely false. Personally I do not believe in marriage. I don't believe you need to have a ceremony if you want to live together with someone or whatnot. But if you guys want to have a ceremony do whatever you want. Live and Let Live. As long as you're kind to other people.

The second rumor and I guess it's not really a rumor just more of a misunderstanding but I'm not dating a body pillow per se I'm dating the character on the pillow. When I originally bought this pillow in like 2018 I could buy numerous ones online. Since then the person has stopped making them. And the pillow was the cheapest option that I could take Nala on dates. You know I don't know what's going to happen maybe someone takes out their knife and stabs the pillow. Maybe I drop it in mud on the way to the Uber. Maybe the Uber driver accidentally runs the body pillow over. It would have just been 50 bucks to replace it. As opposed to a plushie which would be probably a couple hundred if I could find one and maybe 800 or $1,000 if it was a life-size plushie.

I mean ideally I would love to have a robotic and or genetically engineered lion or lioness that was Nala or Kovu or whoever. But we don't have those yet. Just thought I'd talk about some of the rumors / misunderstandings.

So yeah I went to an event you know Comic-Con type event. And there was an Army booth there of all things possibly like doing recruitment but they were doing a pull-up challenge. So I went over and I was of course wearing my badge and I'm like yeah I can't do pull-ups I'm still in diapers.

So I have a few funny furry related stories from back in the day. The first happened in 7th grade back in 2003 I took an F in computer class because instead of doing the assignment I looked at artwork from the lion king.

The second story from 2004 I printed off a picture of Kiara from the lion king 2. It was in black and white and a screenshot from love will find a way. So anyways I was showing the other kids the picture and telling them she was my girlfriend. I got called into the guidance counselors office and she asked if I was showing kids a picture and telling them that she was my girlfriend. I told her I was and showed her the image. The guidance counselor told me I should not do that and took away the picture. I asked why I could not have it because it was not pornographic. She did not answer that but did ask me why I was telling people that the picture was my girlfriend. I lied and said I was just joking. Apparently she bought the lie and I got to go back to class.

Up until a few years ago I would carry around pictures of all my girlfriends from my harem. All 2d girlfriends.

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