for a number of reasons, i've finally decided to bite the bullet and switch over to a new account. there's a few reasons for this; i really just want a clean slate for one, and it's been bothering me for ages that i can't have the username "jakkalope".

so!

i'm not "starting over" or anything, i'll still make mostly the same content, just under a new username.

hey kiddos!
i dont DESPERATELY NEED but I would really like some extra cash right now so I'm offering 25% off all of my commission prices for a super limited time!
check em out here and toss me a note!

what would you most like to see?

ychs? more adoptables? more custom designs? more fully-finished works?
gimme a tip-off! I need to buy a few yards of fur and that shit aint cheap

-if you voted for trump, you voted for a fascist. does that make you a straight up fascist? not necessarily, but you still supported a fucking fascist. think of it as being like 4/5ths fascist instead of whole fascist. still pretty fascist. still horrible.

-a vast majority of third party voters were likely never going to vote for clinton anyway, so they weren't taking very many votes away from her. voter suppression and disenfranchisement is vastly more important. fight the real fucking enemy.

-the DNC shot themselves in the fucking foot by pushing and basically insisting on clinton as the nominee, and need to be held accountable for it.

-democrats don't care about rural poor people, republicans don't care about urban poor people. politicians hate poor people, in a twist that would be shocking if I didn't have a brain.

-if you flee the country to leave the rest of us to clean up this mess, fuck you.

-understanding why people voted for a fascist doesn't mean sympathizing or excusing it, it means knowing your fucking enemy. people did vote for him for reasons other than bigotry and ignoring that is just driving the wedge deeper. if you'd rather believe that 50% of the country are closet nazis than believe the democrats had a part in hanging themselves, i can't imagine having that dim a view of humanity.

-if a riot where 20-someodd people smashed a few windows and brand-new in-the-dealership cars in a very rich area scare you more than hate crimes sweeping the fucking nation, kindly get fucked.

-i do not want to see a single person lauding the electoral college if things go weird with electors not voting for trump later this year. a broken system is broken even if it might save you. we need to burn the system down, not congratulate it for being broken.

-we'll get by, but you have to be willing to fight for it.

i'm lookin mostly for art of Jakkal or Brighteyes because I'm self-centered and want art of my sonas

so
comment with what you'd want to do (sketch/bw ink/full flat/shaded, chibi/bust/full body/whatever) so i have an idea what i'd draw in return! (bonus points if you link a ref of the character you'd want drawn.)

I'll take a few! not sure yet, and not necessarily first come/first serve.

what can i say
i'm curious

pick one of your OCs and tell me about them
i am curious

saw a half a dozen people doing this so
hey why not i dont talk about myself much here so

Personal
Real First Name: Ken
Nickname/Username: Jakkalope, Jak, Glitch, Plague
Location: Washington
Age: 23
Gender: Male
Chinese Zodiac: Chickum
Briggs Type: INFP
Pets: N/A

Sexuality & Romance
Sexual Orientation: 99% gay
Kinsey Scale: technically 5 but it's like 5.75
Relationship Status: two times taken :3c
Poly or Mono: in a poly thing at the moment, but i'm not like I MUST BE POLY or I MUST BE MONO lmao
Want to Marry: neh
Want Kids: only baby goats

Silly Stuff
Hogwarts House: Hufflepuff
GoT House: fucked if I know
Bending Style: Water probably because life is cruel and ironic
Pony Race: Earth
Pokemon Type: Ghost/Fairy
What Are You Reading: Animation books mostly lmao
What's The Last Movie You Watched: Uhhhh? I think it was Drive
What Are Your Greatest Irrational Fears: Spiders, moray eels, deep water

Sleep
Early Bird or Night Owl: night owl 4 lyfe
What Time Do You Go To Bed: depends on how fucked my sleep schedule is at the moment
What Time Do You Get Up: see previous answer
What Do You Sleep In: tshirts and shorts
Do You Dream Frequently: you know people always dream? like it's just a matter of if you remember them. Anyway yeah p much always.
What Position Do You Sleep In: on me side
What Was The Last Dream You Remember: i was at a convention and my friend was playing overwatch but hardcore-style

Work and Education
High School: totally a thing
College: going back to community college this fall lmao
Occupation: stoodint
Where Do You See Yourself in 5 Years: what is this a job application
What's Your Dream Job: ???

Favorite Stuff
Foods: burgers, sushi, raspberry-flavored candy
Carbonated Drinks: dr pepper, monster
Non-Carbonated Drinks: uhhhh apple juice i guess???
Ice Cream Flavor: rocky road and/or cookie dough lmao
Season: spring
Animals: goats, sharks, deer, sheep, cows, dogs, crocodilians, oppossums
Colors: bloo, and also neon orange and neon green
Music: synthwave/outrun, synth pop, folk punk, third wave ska, basically anything that was popular in the late 90s
TV shows: i really dont watch much tv t-b-h
Video Games: the MOTHER games, yoshi's island, majora's mask, undertale, yume nikki, touhou... .... and ofc world of warcraft

ok but seriously
if someone buys me the bronze whelpling plush i'll draw them like three flat-coloured single character anything-you-wants or one nicely finished drawing of two characters or something

(by which i mean of course pay me $25 so I can buy it and not give out my address to a stranger BUT you know what i mean)

IT'S IMPORTANT OKAY

for a limited time (until i get bored) i'll do any character, any style that I can do, for $10, to be completed ASAP!

the only rules:
-one character per image, transparent or simple abstract backgrounds only
-i reserve the right to decline

otherwise, go wild. full body drawing of your furry? got it. full sonic channel rendering of your oc? sure. something stylistic? hit me with your ideas!

comment or note if you're interested!

DO I OWE YOU A CAFFIEND? PLEASE NOTE ME AGAIN.

okay so
all manner of good and bad stuff's happened in the past few months and as the dust settles I'm hopefully going to be able to actually start drawing and posting more.

on the plus side, the future looks better than it has in years and as we forge, belatedly, into 2016, i'm all hells of driven to do all sorts of new shit.

and also i've been playing a lot of world of warcraft lately so if you play on wyrmrest accord or moon guard hmu

obligatory caffiend info:

For $10 USD, I will create you a caffiend monster based on any drink, whether it actually be caffeinated or not -- any soda, juice, coffee drink, energy drink, alcohol, cocktail, whatever you want, with a bonus chibi. Check out my gallery for examples (and don't even worry if the drink's been done before, I'll gladly do a second design based on the same drink)!

So here's the deal; For $10 USD, I will create you a caffiend monster based on any drink, whether it actually be caffeinated or not -- any soda, juice, coffee drink, energy drink, alcohol, cocktail, whatever you want, with a bonus chibi in the style of my own current icon.
Designs will, until further notice, be completed within 48 hours of payment (icons pend on purchaser's approval of design), originally 24 but I janked my wrist up and don't want to cripple myself.

Note me for inquiry. (Also: prefer to send invoices to keep my records straight (a lot easier than trying to figure out which random name sent me money for which custom), so please include your paypal email!)

Once I've sent the invoice, you officially get put on the queue!

Queue:
1. - Barr's Cream Soda (Design pending approval)
2. - Strawberry-Kiwi Arizona Tea (Payment received, design in progress)
[all forseeable slots free!]