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Posted 15 years agoOH HAI!
Not really, but hey... you're reading this aren't you?
CLASH OF THE TITANS NEXT MONTH! OHMIGAWD LIAM NEESON!
Not really, but hey... you're reading this aren't you?
CLASH OF THE TITANS NEXT MONTH! OHMIGAWD LIAM NEESON!
Im still drawing....
Posted 15 years agoIt's just that my scanner is not connected and i have no photoshop or sai or anything on this computer so all you get are shitty images cleaned up in window's picture viewer so THERE.
BUT I EXIST. DAMNIT.
BUT I EXIST. DAMNIT.
Jewelry commissions.
Posted 16 years agoI am taking jewelry commissions and can do earrings, pendants, necklaces, bracelets and buttons.
Commissions are first come first served and are priced based on materials and labor.
Commissions are first come first served and are priced based on materials and labor.
So like...
Posted 16 years agoI haven't posted anything in forevah because i've been focusing really hard (LIKE LAZER BEAM FOCUS K?) on my life drawing class and also sculpting and jewelry 'cause i'm poor and want monies to buy things (like... diapers and tampons). I PROMISE TO THE TWO OF YOU (being optimistic here) THAT ACTUALLY READ THIS THING I WILL DO MORE FURRY ARTS AND POST THEMS.
Kthx.
Kthx.
FURSICUTION.
Posted 16 years agoLMFAO.
Srsly.
Srsly.
HA MEME.
Posted 16 years agoANIME/MANGA NERD
[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise. (You're jealous of my kuro necko jacket and menchi hat)
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before. ( Grave *3* )
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention. (NOT FOR LACK OF WANTING THOUGH)
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[x] You enjoy drawing anime. (when i don't fucking suck at it)
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person. (no, that's somebody else)
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
Anime/manga nerd = 7
ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist. (OH GOD THE MODESTY)
[x] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[x] You have a favorite brand.
[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[x] People actually ask for your drawings.
[x] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[x] Instead of just 'brown' or 'pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[x] You have taken an art class outside of school. (but, aren't art classes school in themselves?)
[x] You have considered a career as an artist. (Sculpture)
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[x] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
Art nerd = 13
MUSICAL NERD
[x] You play a musical instrument. (voice counts)
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[x] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[x] You are known by what you play.
[x] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[x] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[x] You are never nervous playing for other people.
Musical nerd = 8
VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems. (PS2, PS3, Xbox x2, 360, Wii, GC, NES, SNES, DS, PSP, GameGear and yes, Daniel even has a Virtual Boy..)
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest. (none, they all have their strengths and weaknesses.)
[ ] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3. (PORTAL XD)
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released. (only if it's a really neato one)
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person. (that's my husband, actually.)
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends. (well, only because video games > friends)
[x] Your gaming system is in your room. (HA! EVERYTHING IS IN MY ROOM, INCLUDING THE BATHROOM)
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from. (yus)
[x] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it. (mostly.)
[x] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game. (depends on who it is, if they're a douche, then yes, every lame thing they do makes me angry, that means YOU, ESPOSITO)
Video game nerd = 13 (you know you love it)
COMPUTER NERD
[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[ ] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[ ] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person. (husband)
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[ ] You can type really, really fast.
Computer nerd = 8
[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise. (You're jealous of my kuro necko jacket and menchi hat)
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before. ( Grave *3* )
[ ] You have cosplayed.
[ ] You have done so in public.
[ ] You have been to an anime/manga convention. (NOT FOR LACK OF WANTING THOUGH)
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[x] You enjoy drawing anime. (when i don't fucking suck at it)
[ ] People you know know you as the 'anime' person. (no, that's somebody else)
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
Anime/manga nerd = 7
ART NERD
[x] You like art.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist. (OH GOD THE MODESTY)
[x] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[x] You have a favorite brand.
[x] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[x] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[x] People actually ask for your drawings.
[x] You are/were known as 'the art person' at your school.
[x] Instead of just 'brown' or 'pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'.
[x] You have taken an art class outside of school. (but, aren't art classes school in themselves?)
[x] You have considered a career as an artist. (Sculpture)
[x] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[x] You have a favorite artist.
[x] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
Art nerd = 13
MUSICAL NERD
[x] You play a musical instrument. (voice counts)
[ ] You play more than one instrument.
[x] You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ] You've given your instrument a name.
[x] You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[x] You are known by what you play.
[x] You listen to classical music.
[ ] You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[x] You have a favorite composer.
[ ] All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ] You write music.
[x] You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favorite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ] You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[x] You are never nervous playing for other people.
Musical nerd = 8
VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[x] You own more than 4 different video game systems. (PS2, PS3, Xbox x2, 360, Wii, GC, NES, SNES, DS, PSP, GameGear and yes, Daniel even has a Virtual Boy..)
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest. (none, they all have their strengths and weaknesses.)
[ ] You play video games every day.
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[x] You have songs from your favorite video games on your MP3. (PORTAL XD)
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[x] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released. (only if it's a really neato one)
[ ] People know you as the 'gamer' person. (that's my husband, actually.)
[x] You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends. (well, only because video games > friends)
[x] Your gaming system is in your room. (HA! EVERYTHING IS IN MY ROOM, INCLUDING THE BATHROOM)
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from. (yus)
[x] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it. (mostly.)
[x] It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game. (depends on who it is, if they're a douche, then yes, every lame thing they do makes me angry, that means YOU, ESPOSITO)
Video game nerd = 13 (you know you love it)
COMPUTER NERD
[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[ ] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.
[x] You use computer faces.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[ ] You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[x] You have actually met an online friend in person. (husband)
[x] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[ ] You can type really, really fast.
Computer nerd = 8
3 things no one will read meme.
Posted 16 years agoTHREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jamie
2. James
3. Mommy
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. TayMyLuv <- OMG! HANSON!
2. Dayplace (haha, before i was allowed my own sn)
3. Jameberlin <-since i was 12
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. picked my nose
2. cut my split-ends
3. farted
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. ass
2. friendly personality
3. can sing
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. overly concerned with what people think
2. tits
3. wears heart on sleeve.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Sperm
2. Egg
3. uterine lining
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Death
2. Death of a family member
3. Govt.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. skinny jeans
2. undies that say 1986
3. psychedelic blue shirt with pastel bears and planets and squiggly shit. I <3 it.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. eyeballs
2. bra
3. rings
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. wedding ring
2. Agosto Bompiani painting
3. Everything handmade by a family member.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Fleet Foxes
2. Natalie Merchant
3. FLEET FOXES. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE IS MAKING LOVE TO MY EARBALLS!
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Compassion
2. Gratitude
3. Open heart.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "Blue Ridge Mountains" - Fleet Foxes
2. "If I Were a Rich Man" - Chaim Topol version. OMG!
3. "Something for the Ladies" - Flight of the Conchords
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Acting
2. moving
3. VEGAS
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Selfish
2. being a bad friend
3. limiting myself
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Daniel
2. penis
3. Daniel's penis.
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Noah
2. Eggs
3. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in that order):
1. I have a bunion.
2. I want to be in a musical
3. I LOVE MY STOMACH
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Penis
2. Blue Eyes
3. THIGHS
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Stick my hand in a dark hole
2. math
3. cunnilingus
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. KITTENS
2. STRAWBERRY Charleston Chews
3. Friends
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Spinning wheel
2. Stretchmark creme
3. a million dollars
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. DNA
2. Arizona
3. California
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Sculpting
2. Chickens
3. school
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. GO TO THE BATHROOM
2. My hair
3. Swim in the ocean at NIGHT.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Sculptor
2. Mom
3. Archaeologist
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Tahiti
2. Costa Rica
3. Disneyworld.
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Eagon
2. Donatello
3. Bugs Bunny
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. be in a play
2. have a baby girl
3. sculpt something amazing.
1. Jamie
2. James
3. Mommy
THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. TayMyLuv <- OMG! HANSON!
2. Dayplace (haha, before i was allowed my own sn)
3. Jameberlin <-since i was 12
THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. picked my nose
2. cut my split-ends
3. farted
THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. ass
2. friendly personality
3. can sing
THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. overly concerned with what people think
2. tits
3. wears heart on sleeve.
THREE PARTS OF YOUR ORIGINS:
1. Sperm
2. Egg
3. uterine lining
THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Death
2. Death of a family member
3. Govt.
THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. skinny jeans
2. undies that say 1986
3. psychedelic blue shirt with pastel bears and planets and squiggly shit. I <3 it.
THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. eyeballs
2. bra
3. rings
THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. wedding ring
2. Agosto Bompiani painting
3. Everything handmade by a family member.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Fleet Foxes
2. Natalie Merchant
3. FLEET FOXES. IT'S LIKE SOMEONE IS MAKING LOVE TO MY EARBALLS!
THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Compassion
2. Gratitude
3. Open heart.
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. "Blue Ridge Mountains" - Fleet Foxes
2. "If I Were a Rich Man" - Chaim Topol version. OMG!
3. "Something for the Ladies" - Flight of the Conchords
THREE NEW THINGS YOU WANT TO TRY IN THE NEXT 12 MONTHS:
1. Acting
2. moving
3. VEGAS
THREE THINGS YOU REGRET:
1. Selfish
2. being a bad friend
3. limiting myself
THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Daniel
2. penis
3. Daniel's penis.
THREE IMPORTANT THINGS YOU'VE GIVEN TO THE WORLD:
1. Noah
2. Eggs
3. SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.
TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in that order):
1. I have a bunion.
2. I want to be in a musical
3. I LOVE MY STOMACH
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Penis
2. Blue Eyes
3. THIGHS
THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Stick my hand in a dark hole
2. math
3. cunnilingus
THREE THINGS YOU MISS FROM YOUR PAST:
1. KITTENS
2. STRAWBERRY Charleston Chews
3. Friends
THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Spinning wheel
2. Stretchmark creme
3. a million dollars
THREE REASONS WHY YOU ARE WHO YOU ARE:
1. DNA
2. Arizona
3. California
THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Sculpting
2. Chickens
3. school
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. GO TO THE BATHROOM
2. My hair
3. Swim in the ocean at NIGHT.
THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING:
1. Sculptor
2. Mom
3. Archaeologist
THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO FOR HOLIDAY:
1. Tahiti
2. Costa Rica
3. Disneyworld.
THREE CARTOON CHARACTERS:
1. Eagon
2. Donatello
3. Bugs Bunny
THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE:
1. be in a play
2. have a baby girl
3. sculpt something amazing.
Another redicarous ganked meme thingi.
Posted 16 years agoStolen from 
ariannalea
Instructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then re-post as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose (CAULIFLOWER D:)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried (and peed)
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself <-- accident
46. Shot a gun <-- not an acciddent
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day I CAN'T stay mad at my sister.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die <-- T.T
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital <-- myself, sex+pregnant=babyxhospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone (for like, a minute and a half)
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls x2
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Gone out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 36%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by <--not a good experience
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex <-- Really? Yeah, i guess... my grandpas died at the same time and my dad has a terminal illness.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more <-- 7 yrs
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself mmmmmm coffee
87. Had a job
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore I'm just going to assume that at one point during some drunken stupor i danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 28%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Been raped
INNOCENT % = 22
Oh God, i hear cackling, i have to go collect my mornings eggs :D
Also... innocence > me D:
ariannaleaInstructions:
Start with 100%. Bold everything you've done and subtract 1% for everything that you've done. Then re-post as you're __% pure.
1. Smoked
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died
4. Been drunk
5. Had sex
6. Been to a concert
7. Gotten/given a hand job
8. Gotten/given a blow job
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed
10.Verbally/sexually harassed somebody
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%
11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose (CAULIFLOWER D:)
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend
15. Been to prom
16. Cried at school
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store
18. Went streaking
19. Given or received a lap dance
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house
23. Kissed a stranger
24. Hugged a stranger
25. Went scuba diving
26. Driven a car
27. Gotten an x-ray
28. Hit by a car
29. Had a party
30. Done serious drugs
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%
31. Played strip poker/darts/basketball
32. Got paid to strip for someone
33. Run away from home
34. Broken a bone
35. Eaten sushi
36. Bought porn
37. Watched porn
38. Made porn
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex
40. Been in love
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 69%
41. French kissed
42. Laughed so hard you cried (and peed)
43. Cried yourself to sleep
44. Laughed yourself to sleep
45. Stabbed yourself <-- accident
46. Shot a gun <-- not an acciddent
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day I CAN'T stay mad at my sister.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die <-- T.T
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 58%
51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital <-- myself, sex+pregnant=babyxhospital
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex
57. Dressed punk
58. Dressed goth
59. Dressed preppy
60. Been to a motocross race
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49%
61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked
63. Stalked someone (for like, a minute and a half)
64. Met a celebrity
65. Played an instrument
66. Ridden a horse
67. Cut yourself
68. Bungee jumped
69. Ding dong ditched somebody
70. Been to a wild party
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%
71. Got caught stealing something
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls x2
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend
74. Gone out with your friend's crush
75. Got arrested
76. Been pregnant
77. Babysat
78. Been to another country
79. Started your house on fire
80. Had an encounter with a ghost
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 36%
81. Donated your hair to cancer patients
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by <--not a good experience
83. Cried over a family member of the opposite sex <-- Really? Yeah, i guess... my grandpas died at the same time and my dad has a terminal illness.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for 3 months or more <-- 7 yrs
85. Sat on your butt all day
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself mmmmmm coffee
87. Had a job
88. Gotten cut from a sports team
89. Been called a whore
90. Danced like a whore I'm just going to assume that at one point during some drunken stupor i danced like a whore.
PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 28%
91. Been mistaken for a celebrity
92. Been in a car accident
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes
94. Been told you have beautiful hair
95. Raped somebody
96. Danced in the rain
97. Been rejected
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face
100. Been raped
INNOCENT % = 22
Oh God, i hear cackling, i have to go collect my mornings eggs :D
Also... innocence > me D:
HOLY FUCKING SHIT TURDMAN!
Posted 16 years agoI'm looking through my gallery here and on DA and like.. i seem to have gotten worse at drawing and like... WHAT THE SHIT?! Fuck that./ FUCK YOU! FUCK!
I'm listening to a song called "Cat Duet" it's totally a couple of chicks singing "Meow!" all.. in opera, and it kicks your musics ass to the fucking curb and you know it. SRSLY.
I fucking love this song.
I'm going back to school to re-learn teh artz.
I'm sick of sucking.
I'm listening to a song called "Cat Duet" it's totally a couple of chicks singing "Meow!" all.. in opera, and it kicks your musics ass to the fucking curb and you know it. SRSLY.
I fucking love this song.
I'm going back to school to re-learn teh artz.
I'm sick of sucking.
No Subject
Posted 16 years agoI have a boner for Howl's Moving Castle.
Worst fucking Meme ever, but i'm doing it anyway... Race?!
Posted 16 years agoBritish
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 6
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually [._.]
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 5
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.
Total: 3
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 0
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
*Godly*
[x] You think whoever wrote this meme is fucking retarded.
Total: WAY MORE AWESOME THAN YOU!
First i'd like to say, other than Asian and Black, all of those are nationalities, not races. Second, this meme is RACIST and BIGOTED more than biased. THIRD... SPANIARDS DO NOT EAT TACOS, MEXICANS DO.
.....
Clearly whoever wrote this was a typical uneducated American. *sigh*
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 4
Australian
[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[x] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 6
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[x] You know Italian songs.
[x] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[x] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total: 7
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[x] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 5
Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[x] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[x] You get into contests all the time
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 5
Irish
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y, oo.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[ ] You say nigga/nukka casually [._.]
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[x] You can dance.
[x] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 5
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from asia.
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[ ] You went to Pre-school.
[ ] You're over 5'2.
Total: 3
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 0
American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[x] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 2
*Godly*
[x] You think whoever wrote this meme is fucking retarded.
Total: WAY MORE AWESOME THAN YOU!
First i'd like to say, other than Asian and Black, all of those are nationalities, not races. Second, this meme is RACIST and BIGOTED more than biased. THIRD... SPANIARDS DO NOT EAT TACOS, MEXICANS DO.
.....
Clearly whoever wrote this was a typical uneducated American. *sigh*
Jacked it, 'cause it's redicarous.
Posted 17 years agoSTOLDEN from 
heavyteeth
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Consider? Sure, i'd think about it, and do it too.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
mmm, wakeup smexes
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the side closest to the door.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
grass fed beef, and chicken
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
LMAO, yus. I puked in the Jack n' the Box drive-thru, t'was PINK
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. thanks.
7. Shower or bath?
both are equally good for teh masturbashuns o.O
8. Do you pee in the shower?
yep
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Kosher ftw. I like it when things are butchered live.... but not really
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
"you will be blessed with great fortune... .IN BED"
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
yep
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
ha, no
13. Love or money?
love
14. Credit cards or cash?
i have had sex with neither of those things.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Me maybe.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
depends on LOCATION. I'm sure i'd like sex in both.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Your BRAIN and DISNEYLAND
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Yes. I'd do it for LOTS of money.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
noooooooooooooooo.
20. Ever been to a bar?
DISNEYLAND
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, but i'm always scared of getting kicked out of places when i'm drunk
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
no, but i've known other people who've done this.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Have you?
24. Favorite drink?
Duck Fart/ White Russian/ Khalua n' Creme.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
FUCK.NO. That is the most disgusting thing i've heard. EVER.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
MY bathroom.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I work at HOME.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yus. Lmao, top floor is straight, bottom is gay *ZING!*
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Online. whoo
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Like, visually? No.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
they better fucking not have, since they'd have to buy them off my HUSBAND, who doesn't even have ANY, so they'd have to be STEALTH CAM CANDID NUDIE PICS. OH GAWD.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
fuck if i know, no one probably, since i'm out here singing in the dark.. also some questions had nothing to do with sex, so.... yeah. this meme fails.
heavyteeth1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
Consider? Sure, i'd think about it, and do it too.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
mmm, wakeup smexes
3. What side of the bed do you sleep on?
the side closest to the door.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
grass fed beef, and chicken
5. Have you ever had to pull over on the side of the road to puke?
LMAO, yus. I puked in the Jack n' the Box drive-thru, t'was PINK
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
No. thanks.
7. Shower or bath?
both are equally good for teh masturbashuns o.O
8. Do you pee in the shower?
yep
9. Mexican or Chinese?
Kosher ftw. I like it when things are butchered live.... but not really
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
"you will be blessed with great fortune... .IN BED"
11. Do you love someone on your friend list?
yep
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
ha, no
13. Love or money?
love
14. Credit cards or cash?
i have had sex with neither of those things.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
Me maybe.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
depends on LOCATION. I'm sure i'd like sex in both.
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex.
Your BRAIN and DISNEYLAND
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
Yes. I'd do it for LOTS of money.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
noooooooooooooooo.
20. Ever been to a bar?
DISNEYLAND
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
No, but i'm always scared of getting kicked out of places when i'm drunk
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
no, but i've known other people who've done this.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
Have you?
24. Favorite drink?
Duck Fart/ White Russian/ Khalua n' Creme.
25. Had sex in a movie theater?
FUCK.NO. That is the most disgusting thing i've heard. EVER.
26. Had sex in a bathroom?
MY bathroom.
27. Have you ever had sex at work?
I work at HOME.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
Yus. Lmao, top floor is straight, bottom is gay *ZING!*
29. Bought something from an adult store?
Online. whoo
30. Have you been caught having sex?
Like, visually? No.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of u?
they better fucking not have, since they'd have to buy them off my HUSBAND, who doesn't even have ANY, so they'd have to be STEALTH CAM CANDID NUDIE PICS. OH GAWD.
32. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
fuck if i know, no one probably, since i'm out here singing in the dark.. also some questions had nothing to do with sex, so.... yeah. this meme fails.
JEWELRY BUYS THINGS
Posted 17 years agoIf anyone happens to drop by... and is interested in commissioning a piece of jewelry, earrings, pendants, cuff links, charms, necklaces etc.
PLEASE DO SO. The baby is hungry, and he has holes in his shoes! Well, not really, but i thought it was a good story.
General pricing is as follows:
Earrings studs and dangle less than 1.5": $10.00-$15.00
Earrings 1.5" and longer: $15.00-$25.00
Charms: $5.00-$10.00
Pendants: $5.00-$15.00
Cuff links: $15.00-$25.00
Necklaces are priced based on specifications.
Prices include sterling silver or gold findings. The above prices are guidelines that include time and materials, any one item may cost considerably more or less, depending on the complexity. Shipping is free for items $20.00 or more, and on multiple items whose total value exceeds $20.00.
I'm not expecting too much out of this, i just thought i'd throw it up there just in case... y'know?
PLEASE DO SO. The baby is hungry, and he has holes in his shoes! Well, not really, but i thought it was a good story.
General pricing is as follows:
Earrings studs and dangle less than 1.5": $10.00-$15.00
Earrings 1.5" and longer: $15.00-$25.00
Charms: $5.00-$10.00
Pendants: $5.00-$15.00
Cuff links: $15.00-$25.00
Necklaces are priced based on specifications.
Prices include sterling silver or gold findings. The above prices are guidelines that include time and materials, any one item may cost considerably more or less, depending on the complexity. Shipping is free for items $20.00 or more, and on multiple items whose total value exceeds $20.00.
I'm not expecting too much out of this, i just thought i'd throw it up there just in case... y'know?
OH NOES MY BRAIIIINS!
Posted 17 years agoSo i went to that "bad dragon" site out of curiosity and... OHMIGAWD. Dildos that cum? Srsly?
UH-OH. I stole a meme
Posted 17 years agoStolen from 
sublimate
120 stupidest things.. although, some of them aren't stupid at all... Like licking a cat? How is THAT stupid? I mean, please.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette (like a fiend!)
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR:5
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends <- lawl
daison
(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 13
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit (The Melvins, That Damn Show '98)
SO FAR: 16
Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 21
Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR:25
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 30
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake (quake of '89 in SF)
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 32
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 36
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 40
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 42
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 45
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (i did that labor and delivery thing a couple years ago.)
SO FAR: 49
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke (i've been told i have a nice voice)
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 53
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 57
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 61
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (what?) <- i second that
SO FAR:63
Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (AT CATHOLIC SCHOOL, NO LESS.)
(x) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 67
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (But.. how?) <- EXACTLY
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 69
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (i was a teenage girl once. Maybe twice)
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about (we were playing left 4 dead)
SO FAR: 73
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 77
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts (!!!!!!!!)
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 79
Level 25
(x) Played Chinese Chicken (is that the whole, changing places in the car at a red light? then yes)
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 83
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (whoa, didn't see THAT coming. HA! Puntastic!)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed ( i throw up if i get too upset crying)
SO FAR: 86
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 92
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 95
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat (Her name was Baby, and i was curious, now i know.. so that's over with.)
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 100
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint <- i've shot guns though
( ) Had sex in the rain <- THAT sounds like fun, but is probably really uncomfortable, unless it's on the beach.. in Tahiti.
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 102
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THERE IS NO LEVEL 9?!? WHERE DID IT GO?! *mystery*
Also, i have done way more than i thought!!
sublimate 120 stupidest things.. although, some of them aren't stupid at all... Like licking a cat? How is THAT stupid? I mean, please.
Level 1
(x) Smoked A Cigarette (like a fiend!)
( ) Smoked A Cigar
(x) Kissed A Member Of The Same Sex
SO FAR: 2
Level 2
(x) Are / Been In Love
(x) Dumped someone
(x) Been Fired
( ) Been In A Fist Fight
SO FAR:5
Level 3
(x) Had A Crush On An Older Person
(x) Skipped Class
(x) Slept With A Co-worker
(x) Seen Someone / Something Die
SO FAR: 9
Level 4
(x) Had / Have A Crush On One Of Your Furaffinity Friends <- lawl
daison(x) Been To Paris
( ) Been To Spain
(x) Been On A Plane
(x) Thrown Up From Drinking
SO FAR: 13
Level 5
(x) Eaten Sushi
( ) Been Snowboarding
(x) Met Someone Through Internet
(x) Been in a Mosh Pit (The Melvins, That Damn Show '98)
SO FAR: 16
Level 6
(x) Been In An Abusive Relationship
(x) Taken Pain Killers
(x) Liked/loved Someone Who You Cant Have
(x) Laid On Your Back And Watched Cloud Shapes Go By
(x) Made A Snow Angel
SO FAR: 21
Level 7
(x) Had A Tea Party
(x) Flown A Kite
(x) Built A Sand Castle
( ) Gone mudding
(x) Played Dress Up
SO FAR:25
Level 8
(x) Jumped Into A Pile Of Leaves
(x) Gone Sledding
(x) Cheated While Playing A Game
(x) Been Lonely
(x) Fallen Asleep At Work / School
SO far: 30
Level 10
(x) Watched The Sun Set
(x) Felt An Earthquake (quake of '89 in SF)
( ) Killed A Snake
SO FAR: 32
Level 11
(x) Been Tickled
(x) Been Robbed / Vandalized
(x) Been cheated on
(x) Been Misunderstood
SO FAR: 36
Level 12
(x) Won A Contest
(x) Been Suspended From School
(x) Had Detention
(x) Been In A Car / Motorcycle Accident
SO FAR: 40
Level 13
( ) Had / Have Braces
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
(x) Danced in the moonlight
SO FAR : 42
Level 14
(x) Hated The Way You Look
(x) Witnessed A Crime
( ) Pole Danced
(x) Questioned Your Heart
( ) Been obsessed with post-it-notes
SO FAR: 45
Level 15
(x) Squished Barefoot Through The Mud
(x) Been To The Opposite Side Of The World
(x) Swam In The Ocean
(x) Felt Like You Were Dying (i did that labor and delivery thing a couple years ago.)
SO FAR: 49
Level 16
(x) Cried Yourself To Sleep
(x) Played Cops And Robbers
(x) Recently Colored With Crayons / Colored Pencils / Markers
(x) Sang Karaoke (i've been told i have a nice voice)
( ) Paid For A Meal With Only Coins
SO FAR: 53
Level 17
(x) Done Something You Told Yourself You Wouldn't
(x) Made Prank Phone Calls
(x) Laughed Until Some Kind Of Beverage Came Out Of Your Nose
(x) Kissed In The Rain
SO FAR: 57
Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Watched The Sun Set/ sun rise With Someone You Care/Cared About
(x) Blown Bubbles
(x) Made A Bonfire On The Beach Or Anywhere
SO FAR: 61
Level 19
(x) Crashed A Party
( ) Have Traveled More Than 5 Days With A Car Full Of People
(x) Had A Wish Come True
( ) Been Humped By A Monkey (what?) <- i second that
SO FAR:63
Level 20
(x) Worn Pearls
(x) Jumped Off A Bridge
(x) Screamed "Penis" or "Vagina" (AT CATHOLIC SCHOOL, NO LESS.)
(x) Swam With Dolphins
SO FAR: 67
Level 21
(x) Got Your Tongue Stuck To A Pole/Freezer/ice Cubes
( ) Kicked A Fish (But.. how?) <- EXACTLY
(x) Worn The Opposite Sex's Clothes
(x) Sat On A Roof Top and watched the stars
SO FAR: 69
Level 22
(x) Screamed At The Top Of Your Lungs
( ) Done / Attempted A One-Handed Cartwheel
(x) Talked On The Phone For More Than 6 Hours (i was a teenage girl once. Maybe twice)
(x) Recently stayed up for a while talking to someone you care about (we were playing left 4 dead)
SO FAR: 73
Level 23
(x) Picked And Ate An Apple Right Off The Tree
(x) Climbed A Tree
(x) Had/Been In A Tree House
(x) Been scared To Watch Scary Movies Alone
SO FAR: 77
Level 24
(x) Believed In Ghosts (!!!!!!!!)
(x) Have had More Then 30 Pairs Of Shoes
( ) Gone Streaking
( ) Visited Jail
SO FAR: 79
Level 25
(x) Played Chinese Chicken (is that the whole, changing places in the car at a red light? then yes)
(x) Been Pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) Been Told You're Hot By A Complete Stranger
( ) Broken A Bone
(x) Been Easily Amused
SO FAR: 83
Level 26
( ) Caught A Fish Then Ate It Later
(x) Made A Porn Video/got asked to make one (whoa, didn't see THAT coming. HA! Puntastic!)
(x) Caught A Butterfly
(x) Laughed So Hard You Cried
( ) Cried So Hard You Laughed ( i throw up if i get too upset crying)
SO FAR: 86
Level 27
(x) Mooned/Flashed Someone
(x) Had Someone Moon/Flash You
(x) Cheated On A Test
(x) Forgotten Someone's Name
(x) French Braided Someones Hair
(x) Gone Skinny Dipping
( ) Been Kicked Out Of Your House
SO FAR: 92
Level 28
(x) Rode A Roller Coaster
(x) Went Scuba-Diving/Snorkeling
(x) Had A Cavity
( ) Black-Mailed Someone
( ) Been Black Mailed
SO FAR: 95
Level 29
(x) Been Used
(x) Fell Going Up The Stairs
(x) Licked A Cat (Her name was Baby, and i was curious, now i know.. so that's over with.)
(x) Bitten Someone
(x) Licked Someone
SO FAR: 100
Level 30
( ) Been shot at/or at gunpoint <- i've shot guns though
( ) Had sex in the rain <- THAT sounds like fun, but is probably really uncomfortable, unless it's on the beach.. in Tahiti.
( ) Flattened someones tires
(x) Rode in a car/truck until the gas light came on
(x) Got five dollars or less worth of gas
TOTAL: 102
DID ANYONE ELSE NOTICE THERE IS NO LEVEL 9?!? WHERE DID IT GO?! *mystery*
Also, i have done way more than i thought!!
Gay again?
Posted 17 years agoDaison: "usually, gay scenes in movies are a death sentence for Actors... but not Brokeback Mountain."
Me: "Brokeback Mountain wasn't a death sentence?!?!"
HA. Dead people.
Me: "Brokeback Mountain wasn't a death sentence?!?!"
HA. Dead people.
NATHAN LANE IS GAY?! OHMIGAWD!
Posted 17 years agoSpike: "I was so surprised when i found out Nathan Lane is gay!"
(pause).....
McDaniel: "Really?.... REALLY??"
Spike: "well, yeah! I mean, he could get sooooo much ass!"
McDaniel: "Oh! I'm sure ass is all he gets..."
*sigh* oh the wonderfulness of conversations during Left 4 Dead.
McDaniel = Epic win.
Also! David Hyde Pierce is gay, and that saddens me, he was my first TV crush :(
Also... if you want to play left 4 dead with me, i'm Buhjaina. AS IN BAH-GINA. APPARENTLY AngryPinkVulva is NOT an acceptable gamer tag, and Vulvasaur was already taken. :/
(pause).....
McDaniel: "Really?.... REALLY??"
Spike: "well, yeah! I mean, he could get sooooo much ass!"
McDaniel: "Oh! I'm sure ass is all he gets..."
*sigh* oh the wonderfulness of conversations during Left 4 Dead.
McDaniel = Epic win.
Also! David Hyde Pierce is gay, and that saddens me, he was my first TV crush :(
Also... if you want to play left 4 dead with me, i'm Buhjaina. AS IN BAH-GINA. APPARENTLY AngryPinkVulva is NOT an acceptable gamer tag, and Vulvasaur was already taken. :/
memes lol.
Posted 17 years agoYOUR BOY SIDE
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better then cats
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt (sometimes)
[x] you've played with boys on a team
[ ] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[x] you own an XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[x] at some point in life you wanted to be a fire fighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power rangers
[ ] watch sports on TV
[ ] gory movies are cool (you know, gore takes on a different meaning when you have a kid.)
[x] you go to your dad for advice (my dad > your dad)
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[ ] you used to/do collect baseball/football/basketball collector cards
[ ] baggy sweatpants are nice to wear
[ ] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors ('cause... girls CAN'T like those colors... right?)
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth (not all girls are born with good manners.)
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on (when it's cold)
[x] you have fished at least once
TOTAL= 15
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[x] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[x] you go to your mom for advice (my mom > your mom)
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport (you know, i used to think it wasn't... till i saw all the shit those people have to do to keep in shape. They work out harder than some "real" athletes)
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures (BUT I IS POOR)
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[x] cried during The Notebook (didn't like... EVERYBODY?!)
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[x] you have more than 6 pairs of shoes (Two pairs in the MAIL)
[x] you care about what you look like a majority of the time (after all, other people have to look at me)
[x] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/perfumes
[x] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
[ ] hot pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL= 17
Take the totals and multiply them by 4. That's your percentages.
Guy percentaging = 40%
Girl percentaging = 68%
These questions aren't properly biased. I should add questions like "YOU HAVE A PENIS?" and "YOU LIKE TO PUT THINGS IN YOUR VAGINA?"
Also good would be: "YOU ARE COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF LOOKING UNDER THINGS" or "YOUR TESTICLES MAKE YOU A VICTIM OF SHAMELESS PRIDE" etc. etc.
[x] you love hoodies
[x] you love jeans
[ ] dogs are better then cats
[x] its hilarious when people get hurt (sometimes)
[x] you've played with boys on a team
[ ] shopping is torture
[ ] sad movies suck
[x] you own an XBOX
[x] you played with Hot Wheels as a little kid
[x] at some point in life you wanted to be a fire fighter
[x] you owned a DS, PS2 or Sega
[ ] you used to be obsessed with Power rangers
[ ] watch sports on TV
[ ] gory movies are cool (you know, gore takes on a different meaning when you have a kid.)
[x] you go to your dad for advice (my dad > your dad)
[ ] you own like a trillion baseball hats
[ ] you used to/do collect baseball/football/basketball collector cards
[ ] baggy sweatpants are nice to wear
[ ] its kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
[x] green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors ('cause... girls CAN'T like those colors... right?)
[x] you love to go crazy and not care what other people think
[x] sports are fun
[x] you sometimes talk with food in your mouth (not all girls are born with good manners.)
[x] you sleep at night with your socks on (when it's cold)
[x] you have fished at least once
TOTAL= 15
YOUR GIRL SIDE
[x] you like to shop
[x] you wear eyeliner
[x] you go to your mom for advice (my mom > your mom)
[x] you consider cheerleading a sport (you know, i used to think it wasn't... till i saw all the shit those people have to do to keep in shape. They work out harder than some "real" athletes)
[ ] you hate wearing all black
[x] you like going to the mall
[x] you like getting manicures and/or pedicures (BUT I IS POOR)
[x] you like wearing jewelry
[x] cried during The Notebook (didn't like... EVERYBODY?!)
[ ] skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
[ ] shopping is one of your favorite hobbies
[x] you don't like the movie Star Wars
[ ] you are/were in gymnastics
[ ] you smile a lot more than you should
[x] you have more than 6 pairs of shoes (Two pairs in the MAIL)
[x] you care about what you look like a majority of the time (after all, other people have to look at me)
[x] you like wearing dresses
[x] you like wearing body spray/perfumes
[x] you like high heel shoes
[x] you used to play with dolls as a kid
[x] you like putting makeup on others
[ ] you like being the star of almost everything
[ ] hot pink is one of your favorite colors
TOTAL= 17
Take the totals and multiply them by 4. That's your percentages.
Guy percentaging = 40%
Girl percentaging = 68%
These questions aren't properly biased. I should add questions like "YOU HAVE A PENIS?" and "YOU LIKE TO PUT THINGS IN YOUR VAGINA?"
Also good would be: "YOU ARE COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF LOOKING UNDER THINGS" or "YOUR TESTICLES MAKE YOU A VICTIM OF SHAMELESS PRIDE" etc. etc.
oh how we toot.
Posted 17 years agoOnce there was a little boy named Noah, and he wanted more than anything... to be a doggie. Every morning he'd go to the doggie's room, and he'd tease them with treats and rattle their kennels, out of spite and jealousy, you see... until one day he figured out that he could release the doggies, at which point... he did. Once the doggies were out of the way, and gone into the poopy place called B'Achk Yaurr'd, Noah sat himself in the kennel and proudly proclaimed: "DAAAHDGEEEEE!"
True story.
Maybe one day i'll tell you about the time the "owie?Owie??" became the "PEEPEE!"
... then again, maybe i won't.
True story.
Maybe one day i'll tell you about the time the "owie?Owie??" became the "PEEPEE!"
... then again, maybe i won't.
sad.
Posted 17 years agohave to have dog put to sleep. T.T
LAWL
Posted 17 years agoApparently, this guy is really hated for some "illegal" practices he's embraced in "Second Life"
Lol.
Just... fucking, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCxuZZFmMgM
But also, Second Life is a GAME, a not real, not real, not real GAME.
So imho, it's pretty fucked to hate someone THIS MUCH because of it.
Even if it made me lol.
Lol.
Just... fucking, lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pCxuZZFmMgM
But also, Second Life is a GAME, a not real, not real, not real GAME.
So imho, it's pretty fucked to hate someone THIS MUCH because of it.
Even if it made me lol.
stupid people are stupid.
Posted 17 years agoI love it when people think they can go dicking around on the internet, and they're somehow entitled to protection from being offended. Shit.
You know what? There are a lot of people with opposing views as me, if i don't agree and it's someone i watch, or a message board i frequent, i RESPECTFULLY disagree, and state why. Hopefully, it incites a nice dialogue of opposing opinions... unfortunately, people are way to into being drama queens, they get upset too easily, take everything as a personal attack and pass judgments on you as a person based on something you said on the INTERNET.
ZOMG! INTERNETS! I IS OFFENDEDZ!!!
THIS CANNOT HAPPEN!!!
FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME.
Pick your battles, drama queens. Spare us your inane dribble.
P.S.
People's journals are their own space, in which they are allowed to state whatever opinion they like. Don't like it? DON'T READ IT. EASY AS THAT.
Read it and still don't like it? Do us all a favor, and forget about it.
You know what? There are a lot of people with opposing views as me, if i don't agree and it's someone i watch, or a message board i frequent, i RESPECTFULLY disagree, and state why. Hopefully, it incites a nice dialogue of opposing opinions... unfortunately, people are way to into being drama queens, they get upset too easily, take everything as a personal attack and pass judgments on you as a person based on something you said on the INTERNET.
ZOMG! INTERNETS! I IS OFFENDEDZ!!!
THIS CANNOT HAPPEN!!!
FLAME FLAME FLAME FLAME.
Pick your battles, drama queens. Spare us your inane dribble.
P.S.
People's journals are their own space, in which they are allowed to state whatever opinion they like. Don't like it? DON'T READ IT. EASY AS THAT.
Read it and still don't like it? Do us all a favor, and forget about it.
REQUEST!
Posted 17 years agoSOMETHING!!!
Request something, simple, and made of sculpey.
ART BLOCK! HALP!
Request something, simple, and made of sculpey.
ART BLOCK! HALP!
I'm all hopped up....
Posted 17 years agoOn cold medicine!
Dig it.
'Yo.
Dig it.
'Yo.
OH SHIT I WAS LATE TAGGED!
Posted 17 years agoValentine Times Meme:
Are you single or taken?
M to the A to the RR I ED
Chocolate or flowers?
Hm... tough call, the both don't last.
Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
i watched SHIN CHAN and NO MORE HEROES for Valentines Day.
Do you like anyone ?
No, i don't think so. (hehe)
Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yep, and the valentines before, and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that too!
What would be your dream Valentines date?
No kids, no parents, no siblings. Just two people... enjoying each others company.
Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Kinda, i guess, it means a lot to me to make some sort of show of how much i love "so-and-so" but i have little expectations, like a card... or something.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I really don't think so.
Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I sign all my letters "Love, Jamie"
Do you believe in Cupid?
Nope
Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Yeah, ever since that time when i was eight and had pneumonia for valentines day
Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Nope, but my nieces and nephews do. You know they should come up with a word for those... nieces and nephews... because it's long to say if you have both
Do you like candy hearts?
I used to think they were good! until i tasted them...
Is Valentines depressing?
If it is, it's only because people make it all about fucking someone hot and not spending time doing wonderful things with the people you love. You know it's kind of about sacrifice to show people how much you love them.
How do you feel about PDA? (Public Display of Affection)
OMIGAWD SOMEDAY HERPES WILL TOTALLY BE AIRBORN!
How is your love life?
I'm married? So good, i guess?
Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Nope.
How many roses would you want?
The perfect amount to make my sense of humor come back.
Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
SADLY. Maybe, if i get one. But i'll also have a hutsband. OH THERE'S MY HUTSBAND!
I TAG:
DANIEL BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO TOTALLY ORIGINAL TO DO THE SAME MEME OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
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Are you single or taken?
M to the A to the RR I ED
Chocolate or flowers?
Hm... tough call, the both don't last.
Will you do anything special for Valentines Day?
i watched SHIN CHAN and NO MORE HEROES for Valentines Day.
Do you like anyone ?
No, i don't think so. (hehe)
Were you dating anyone last Valentines?
Yep, and the valentines before, and the one before that and the one before that and the one before that too!
What would be your dream Valentines date?
No kids, no parents, no siblings. Just two people... enjoying each others company.
Do you make a big deal about Valentines?
Kinda, i guess, it means a lot to me to make some sort of show of how much i love "so-and-so" but i have little expectations, like a card... or something.
Have you ever had a secret admirer?
I really don't think so.
Would you ever write someone a love letter?
I sign all my letters "Love, Jamie"
Do you believe in Cupid?
Nope
Do your parents give you presents on Valentines?
Yeah, ever since that time when i was eight and had pneumonia for valentines day
Do you still send out Valentines cards?
Nope, but my nieces and nephews do. You know they should come up with a word for those... nieces and nephews... because it's long to say if you have both
Do you like candy hearts?
I used to think they were good! until i tasted them...
Is Valentines depressing?
If it is, it's only because people make it all about fucking someone hot and not spending time doing wonderful things with the people you love. You know it's kind of about sacrifice to show people how much you love them.
How do you feel about PDA? (Public Display of Affection)
OMIGAWD SOMEDAY HERPES WILL TOTALLY BE AIRBORN!
How is your love life?
I'm married? So good, i guess?
Have you ever been dumped on Valentines?
Nope.
How many roses would you want?
The perfect amount to make my sense of humor come back.
Will you have a boyfriend/girlfriend next Valentines?
SADLY. Maybe, if i get one. But i'll also have a hutsband. OH THERE'S MY HUTSBAND!
I TAG:
DANIEL BECAUSE IT WOULD BE SO TOTALLY ORIGINAL TO DO THE SAME MEME OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
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