wish i had lived the rest of my life without knowing that. damn.

Yes, Sammu is into sports but why does he tend to enjoy it alone? What could be Sammu's sports team? I'll give you a clue. A phoenix with 9 heads.

Yep, they're now part of the Sammu fandom as well as Goda's Toothpick form (Rata) and Hamburger Tai (Tori), Lappy, Microwave and Solar Mobile Ness and Oberon Guppy (Ipman) being canon.

What's been dubbed the "Alola forms" of the Sammu fandom after the reinventions of Pokemon in Sun and Moon marks a new age of character design especially now the character base in the Sammu canon has doubled. But don't worry fans these characters have earned their place over a long time. There's currently no other worthy applicants so it's going to be a long time until any more characters are added.

Yet again I'm loving getting into character and trolling people with the pantomime.

I've never used Reddit before but it's the perfect platform for it. It's full of the most ignorant people to ever live and the slap dash topics there completely compliment that. It's a quick slap-a-gram of poorly thought out responses and mismanagement. It's troll central and even the guys at the top are promoting that. I've never been so happy to flip the virtual bird at a community online. None are redeemable. Anyone who takes Reddit seriously is a complete loon. Therefore why shouldn't a fictional personality lay waste to reaching topics and self righteous under swipes that live there. I'm here for a fun time, not necessarily a long time. I really do not give a flying damn about that community and to see their bewilderment as they try to justify their selfishness is like poetic justice. Sweet.

Sadam was a Sameed and Byron fusion character that ended up being way more popular than his component parts. You may know them better as Samada, which is the name they went by in The Elite series back in the 90's. Their name has always been Sadam but it was changed to Samada to prevent a backlash by ignorant observers who tied the name and therefore the character to a certain political dictator of same name. Sadam's, Sameed's and Byron's names are all named after real people within the Albion fandom who had those names rather than any coincidences with other figures. Indeed Sadam in particular suffered a hard time because of sharing the same name as the dictator and years later had their name changed by Depol to Amir.

Sadam's fighting style was always a weird one and mostly the product of software limitations at the time of making my '98 fighting game 13th Hour which is set in the Albion universe. Sadam's original fighting style was very similar to Droit And Gauche with the left and right hand side of his body mirroring his each other's actions. This style of play however only functioned using 1 control set in 13th Hour where alternating left and right strokes were replaced by a single button. This confusing system where one set of controls applied to one character and another set of controls applied to another is the main reason why characters with rigidly fixed controls like Sadam and the Russian team from RPM III Gamma have featured very little in more recent Albion content and not because of any controversy surrounding the characters.

Albion's new control system is based around a single action button where melee combat is made by the usage of that button like combining an action with a direction. Though this is similar to what was done before in the original controls horizontal swings and forward thrusts were on 2 separate buttons. This time around the action button changes between horizontal and thrusting attacks depending on the point in the combo. For example Versus' flurry of punches begins with a jab to straight combo and then follows it up with a pair of hooking punches. Originally you'd have to press thrust twice and then horizontal twice.

The problem with this being that his piston push combo which was horizontal twice and then thrust twice cannot be simply the action button 4 times because that's already used for the flurry and so the controls have had to be altered so the combo is still possible but by other means. Similarly Sadam had the same problem where thrust to horizontal and horizontal to thrust combos would result in the same pattern of buttons. For that reason, especially with his very rigid fighting style, his fighting style has had to be completely redesigned with the new style being dubbed "Sadam 2.0" or "Freed Sadam" after the offensive "Free Sadam" meme.

This new style however is mostly designed around Sadam's unusual vertical attack technique in which he spun the sword in his hand. Now a lot of his swinging attacks result in the weapon being spun in his hand which makes his fighting style resemble that of Yoshimitsu from the Tekken series. This isn't the only way in which the styles are similar though, as certain leaning and stepping moves Sadam now does move in a similar fashion to Yoshimitsu's special attacks or combo chain moves and of course Sadam has retained his rolling kicks and punches which already shared some similarity to Yoshimitsu's finishers and recovery attacks. This has resulted in him being dubbed "Albion's Yoshimitsu" despite the fact that all of Sadam's current fighting style is simply duel broadsword style of Kung Fu.

Anyway, it's nice to see this old Albion character getting a revamp in Series 3 even if he's completely outclassed by other characters now. Maybe he'll develop further into a more impressive fighter or maybe he'll find ways to compensate for his lack of attack power, who knows. Here's to the future.

Don't know if there's particularly something special about today but in all the places I look there's a heck of a lot more goat related content. What I miis?

What an unfortunate circumstance.

Me:
This dishes aren't cleaned properly. I'll just clean them real quick.

Mom:
Don't clean anything. I want to do that.

Me:
But if I do the housework, you can spend the time you would be doing it having fun like playing games on your computer, reading a book you like, watching TV or going out with your friends.

Mom:
I don't want to do anything like that. I just want to clean.

Me:
Guess I'll have to make do with dirty dishes then.

Mom:
Well if you don't like it you can do it yourself!

Me (in my head):
If I was to murder her would the police consider her death a suicide?

Yeah some of these things happened weeks ago but I forgot to tell you guys because I had no PC at the time and was more focussed on trying to sort that out first. By the way, I'm loving the new setup.

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Most people know already but there's been a bit of a Christmas miracle in the form of not 1, not 2, not 3, not 4, but 5 Christmas day babies among my friends.

3 separate individuals gave birth at different times on Christmas day resulting in a total of 5 babies. Fair enough 2 of those babies are goats but it's still wow.

For 1 family however their Christmas was ruined as they were carted off to the hospital in the early hours of the morning leaving an angry 14 year old rather pissed off that they didn't have their presents. Not fun.

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Secondly a quote unquote 'funny' video posted on YouTube showing a compilation of animals fighting has lead to the arrest of over 50 people in Eastern Europe when it was found that some of the videoes were footage of illegal animal fights which resulted in the deaths in several prize winning animals which had previously been stolen from farms.

One of these animals was a local celebrity and since this is Eastern Europe where they certain don't have any trouble with overcrowded prisons it's likely the entire 50+ people will receive a jail sentence. Nice.

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Then to this week. A friend of mine who owns a goat farm has yet again had their animals killed by dogs.

Their neighbor released his dogs off their lead when walking through the goat's paddock aand the animals went straight for the goats and killed all the ones there.

In the fight 3 of his dogs were mauled to death by the goats when the goats defended themselves causing the dogs to back off.

However 1 more dog died of it's injuries and the surviving 3 goats from the attack also did te same.

The guy and his dogs were apprehended by the farmers who called the police.

The neighbor told the police that he thought the goat's paddock was a national park giving the excuse that the tall bushes mislead him as he expected flat ground.

The police told him he's not allowed to release animals in a national park anyway, seized the remaining dogs telling the neighbor they WILL be put down and then called for a background check.

The police were a lot less pleasant when they found out that the same man had been arrested for doing the exact same thing less than a year ago and that the farm has also had several dog attacks between these 2 points where no culprit was found.

Last time the neighbor got slapped with a fine and had his animals seized. If he doesn't get a ban from keeping animals this time I will be very surprised.

I know that no matter what I say you're not going to believe me so I'm not going to sugar the pill. For a start I have memories from past lives, countless numbers of them, stretching back several million years. I've never had a brain injury and I've never been under hypnosis. To me they are just simply long forgotten memories that sometimes get recalled if the right trigger happens like all the memories from my current life do. I can't really tell you the exact date because the system of the calendar we used back then differs to the way we do it today and I'm not sure how it relates but the people there i can say looked as though they had stone age technology, antlers were used to make cutting edges for knives though most tools were made entirely out of wood. The land looks a lot like modern Florida with huge swamps and the plant life resembles those found in the England and northern France however there are crocodiles here and various species which I've discovered went extinct due to the rise of farming. We are a peaceful people and have a very successful trade network via boats. I haven't seen any boats that resemble the ones I see here in any historical sources but the nearest i can compare it to is a viking longboat. On further study we appear to be speaking in a language which sounds somewhat similar to inuit. I can't understand the words that are being said but I know the meaning of the sentences like at the point in time when these events happened i knew the language and understood but now the words are weird and alien to me but since at the time i understood i knew then what the maening of the sentences were the memory of the meaning remains if that makes any sense. people here live to be very old indeed and there are quite a few women who are more than a century old. There's no farming per say but people have herb gardens where medicinal plants are grown. I recognise a few. Dock, nettle, mint, etc. From the conversations i've had i've learned there's a land to the west where puffins and seals live and Europe is to the east. Odd thing about this place is that nobody wears furs like you'd expect and we don't hunt prey. Instead we have beans. We eat lots and lots of beans. Beans are used as a currency here but other places don't accept it as money and we have to trade goods. There are these other guys who split off from our group which we call Edta who keep wolves as pets, wear the skulls of goats on their heads and clothes made from fur. Initially we were just disappointed in their bloodthirsty ways, our religion says that killing animals will bring rainstorms and since our land is on the level of the water this is very bad for us. As the years went by the Edta became increasingly violent. their civilisation is failing. They've done deforestation on a massove scale where they came from and the earth has lost all its fertility and the crops they cultivated have died so now they raid our civilization to get by. They are frightening looking now sunken eyes, gaunt, no fat or muscle mass, just skin and bone with bloated bellies. We have dubbed them "the thirsty people" because all they do is take. We don't know why but ever since they split from us the sea level has been rising and now there's getting less and less land and more ocean. It's getting very difficult to get enough food to supply our population and people are dying. People leave but they don't come back and we don't hear of them again. We are not fighters. We cannot protect ourselves. The goat herders from the north have heard of our plight and come to our aid. These ships look a LOT more like viking longboats. They are armed with shields made of heather and wear wicker armor. They escort us north and our land disappears over the horizon. Nothing but ocean now. We are not used to this. We are attacked countless times by the Edta but now they look a lot healthier and their clothing is less ramshackle and looks to be tailored to their form in clothes that look a lot more like tunics and slacks with buttons. The goat folk are frightening to watch themselves they kill Edta without a second thought. Blood is on the water but we are thankful that it's not ours. The air gets colder and clouds come from our mouths. We arrive at this new place. Battlements. huge wooden towers. Giant wooden gates. Massive wooden walls. Building like this are strange to us. Inside are houses made of sticks that resemble our mud huts. People wear fabric robes of green patchwork. These people are excessively loud. I know they're friendly but they shout every single word and their voice is like sand. Inside the houses they have finely crafted wooden furniture and figures of goats. They worship Djor and it sounds like our religion but a lot more violent. They have farming on a large scale. All kinds of plants and they milk wild goats which they lure to them with grass they grow specifically for them. The goats never fight people but they fight each other a lot. Nothing too serious though, mostly knocking each other over rather than killing. It's the first time I've seen a goat but we know what they are because they have the same heads and skins as the clothes that the Edta wore. As time goes on these people become more viking like but never fully develop into what we recognise as vikings. Many many centuries later we are one and the same and we no longer look like different races to each other. We head back to the land where we used to call home but it's no longer there. Just ocean now. We head west to the land we know about from our history books but most people think it does not exist. Sure enough we find it exactly where we said it was. There are people living here that are just like the people we used to be. Unfortunately our rivals the "Cells?" have heard about our migration and soon land here. They slaughter all they see, destroy the land with over-farming and push us out. The goat herders have come to our rescue and land north and are on their way. We head north and meet them half way. We set up a fortress called "Heen" which means "on the marsh" as that's where we're staying. Cells arrive but they are being persued by another group of bloated drunken naked men they call the "Ratten". Apparently the Ratten and Cells have been fighting over Europe and they both wanted our home after hearing about it in stories. The Ratten call it a word that sounds like "Adlanda" but the Cells call it something like "Albon". That's why I think my memory must be about this Atlantis people keep talking about. That's all the relevant bits. Obviously there's a lot more before and after these events but that goes on for forever. I've also cut out huge chunks of irrelevant information. If you want to know more just ask.

My mom has a habit of making things worse for herself, getting stressed out when the work she created for herself was too hard and then proceeding to shout at her children for several hours straight about how it's all their fault. Let me explain how things went down.

Leading up to Halloween we (me and my sister) offered to help with all the holiday stuff. Previously we've done the entire holiday work for her but she took all the credit for it and called us useless despite the fact that everyone she tried to tell that she'd done all the work to had physically seen with their own 2 eyes us actually doing everything so needless to say they weren't convinced and now my mom has denied any family and friends visiting us during the holidays because and i quote "they just want to cause trouble and tell me i'm wrong all the time". You know the reason they're telling you you are wrong is because you're actually wrong and they feel no obligation to agree with you when you're clearly trying to take credit for somebody else's work. So it's been a year since then so we figured we might offer to help this year and see how things go.

First of all she accepted and we began making preparations for then Halloween. Decorations, costumes, party food, candy for the kids, we really went over the top. Then mom decides she wants to Halloween herself AFTER we've set the whole thing up. She buys her own decorations, costumes, party food and candy ON TOP OF the stuff we've already bought. So she takes down our decorations and puts hers up instead, tried to get us to swap to the costumes that she bought but they didn't fit us because she bought them last minute from the supermarket rather than what we did which was to take our measurements and then buy them online, takes our party food off the table and replaces it with her own and swaps the candy for the kids with the cheap plastic-like candy she bought last minute and then gloats and tells everyone how difficult it's been for her to get Halloween ready and how ungratefuol we are for all the work she's done despite the fact that the people that came over at halloween had just been there less than 24 hours ago and seen a completely different set of decorations, party food and candy waiting to be put out so when we explain what happened they obviously believed us. Needless to say those people are not allowed to visit us anymore.

Fast forward to Christmas and mom is still raging by this point that we never do anything for her and she's so hard done by and we are such terrible children. So we offer to do Christmas and of course she accepts. We buy the gifts, the advent calendars, the stocking fillers, the party food, the selection boxes, everything. Then she decides she's going to do Christmas now and buys all the stuff herself. Buy she screw it up and all the food goes off because she bought it on its use by date a whole month before Christmas. So on Christmas day mom's trying to throw our food in the bin and replace it with mouldy food claiming that the best before date is only a suggestion and mould is okay to eat. Obviously we throw her food in the bin because that's just fucking crazy talk so now she has to serve our food because there's no other food, except for bags of mixed vegetables she just had to rush out and buy mere moments before the party so that she had at least some claim over the food. People open their gifts, half of them are things nobody wants and half of them are what people asked for Christmas, guess which was our half. We don't have any stockings because mom at the last minute decides we're not going to do that, probably because she forgot about the stocking fillers. Everyone was confused why they got 2 different advent calendars, one they liked and one they didn't, guess which was ours again. And mom is super stressed out because everyone has figurted it out without us having to say anything and are giving her dirty looks.

We weren't dumb enough to make the same mistake with New Years. She can handle that on her own. Just make sure to throw out the mouldy food. Wisely nobody came over.

So mom is super stressed out and for about a week she's been looking like she's ready to explode. Mom buys more party food despite there being no future celebrations and decides that for a week we're gonna eat nothing but party food. Yesterday I tell her I'll be cleaning my room on the weekend. Then today she wakes me in the early hours of the morning and proceeds to rant at me for about 4 hours (literally 4 hours. that's not an exaggeration) about how I'm not cleaning my room despite the fact I've already scheduled it for tomorrow, you know, the weekend, where I don't have prior arrangements, appointments and work. So after passing out for 30 minutes due to a cataplectic fit from the stress (again not an exaggeration) and after nothing getting resolved I decide I need a walk so me and sister go out for an hour. When i return home I find that mom has cancelled all my appointments for me in my absence and she's all smiles and wants me to watch TV with her for the next 6 hours straight. FUCK THAT! I'm going on my PC and that is final!

*Spoilers*

*No seriously, if you haven't read Albion yet for the love of God look away now*

*I warned you*

So everybody has lost their sheep over the ending to last night's episode and it's become a meme that's taken over much of the PPP forums, not just the regular Albion crowd.

For those people still clueless here's how it went down.

For the entirety of Season 2 (of Series 3) which is about a year's worth of episodes the supporting heroes have been trying to bring the main character back from the dead (essentially) and defeat this latest villain who despite being rather c*** in a fight has managed to best the heroes efforts.

This is around 300 episodes over the space of 11 months. Just let that fact sink in a bit or what's about to happen will not sink in.

Imagine the setting, the main character for the past 20 years or so was killed and a seemingly minor villain was on the loose. However this villain has a million bulls*** startegies and powers to guaranteed his immortality so even though he's relatively innefective as a villain he's damn hard to kill. Main focus this season is mostly trying to find a method to bring the main back from the dead. Villain is just a side story really to add some petty form of threat and conflict. Most of the heroes completely overpower them and though the villain needs to be stopped nobody is taking them seriously with fans thinking this comedy character is going to be redeemed because killing them would be kinda over the top and mean.

To last night's episode now. Turns out this mionor villain is not as minor as we first thought. They're actually evil as s*** and the heroes were about to let them go when they find out that everything that's gone wrong so far this season is his doing. He's killed the relations and friends of much of the cast. Not a high death count but particularly significant to the current main characters. Also he's got an army that outnumbers and the entire planet's population a billion to 1 and each of his soldiers is as tough as any one of the heroes who by now are extremely overpowered and capable of making big bitemark shaped holes in mountains. So suffice to say the villain's gotta be stopped.

Luckily by now we have discovered the 1 way to kill the guy and the way to bring back the main of 20 years. First we take care of the villain. Huge battle ensues. Epic as s***. Manage to switch off his immortality. He's still hard to kill in the first place but the heroes outsmart him just as he's gloating and BAM he's dead. Time to wrap up the episode. It's a tearful happy ending. Everyone remenising and reflecting on the past year. Flashbacks, romance, innocent people cheering, children saved, the whole package. 1 last thing to do, bring back the main from the dead. Then it'll be perfect.

Main character is reincarnated. Happy tears. Oops this also brings the villain back. Oh well he's powerless anyway. Just kill him off again and- Oh crap he killed the main. No biggie, just kill him and then we can just bring the hero back agai-. He just took out the only person who can kill him. Well just grab him or something, he's powerless. Then we can bring back the main. He just destroyed the only method of bringing the main back. Somebody stop him! He just got his powers back. Oh f***! Get ready, we got a big battle coming. The f- He just teleported away and now we have no way of tracking him or knowing what he's doing or where or how he's going to attack next. End of episode.

And people, people, people.., we got a few weeks of episodes left to go of this season. That's not just getting closure and wrapping things up, that's like 20 episodes. The hell is coming?

Fan rage is immense! Everyone is losing their minds over that ending. Meme central.

Also there's a countermeme.
https://i.imgflip.com/2q1786.jpg
John Eq (side villain with a robotic hand) getting funky and wearing hot pink.
Uptown funk all round.
Albion dancing on the grave of it's main.
People also hyped for new content in the fandom of Albion's creator who has the villain who just screwed everyone as their fursona, along with John Eq as an alternative persona.
Get funky people, 2019 is off the freaking wall.

Huge "OH SNAP" moment coming in Albion.

My Inbox will be more full than Albion after Dur had enough of mankind's s***.
And for you post-Constantine religious guys that means the world's gonna get wetter than Genesis.

Woman: I'm upset about a problem I have.
Man: Tell me the problem.
Woman: Explains problem.
Man: Here's how to fix the problem.
Woman: Gets angry and follows man's advice.
...
Woman: Grr. I hate you.
Man: Did my advice not work?
Woman: It worked fine.
Man: So you have nothing to worry about.
Woman: Yes, now I have no problems.
Man: Then why are you mad?
Woman: I'm mad because I want to talk to you about my problems but I don't have any.
Man: The problem is solved. Enjoy not having problems.
Woman: I don't want a happy life. I want to yell about things. You're making me upset.
Man: Huh? You want to be unhappy? -so you can be happy?
Woman: This is why I never ask you to help me with my problems.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_XgXjEhARE

I found another goat song.

The following is scribed from a reaction to this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBJCyV3BwBQ) video. John, Sam and Soubs are all acted by John Samer, their creator.

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Sammu:
Oh. It is on. Hey, John, we're doing this one. Which of us is more popular?
John:
I'm going to win this. I have more than 150 friends online.
Soubi:
Facebook doesn't count.
John:
Why are you here?
Soubi:
Either way one of you two is going to lose and I'm going to gloat and rub it in your faces.
Sammu:
Soubs, you're a regular at the nightclub down the road so much that everybody recognises you when you walk in and

your success at friendships consists solely of people who don't know who you are yet at the bar. Also you're

married with 2 children from 2 different lovers so that kinda stops all frienships dead.
John:
Couldn't have said it better myself. Where I'm squeaky clean.
Sammu:
You're only clean because no-one will go out with you, not even spike your drink.
Soubi:
Serve.
John:
Whatever, let's do this. I'm gonna wipe the floor with you.
Sammu:
If you say so.

#1-
John:
This block already has too many people to count.
Sammu:
Yeah but they wouldn't exactly call you a friend. I think I win there but let's say your 150 facebook friends

count so far.
...
Soubi:
15 for both of you.

#2-
John:
C.
Sammu:
B. No wait A.
Soubi:
You can't cheat it Sammu.
John:
Definite B.
Sammu:
If you say so.
...
Soubi:
Sammu now has 25. John, you have 20.
Sammu:
I'm already winning.
John:
We'll see.

#3-
Sammu:
A! Definitely.
John:
Define 'sleepover'.
Soubi:
John is a definite C.
Sammu:
If C was googling scientific journals and making philosopical posts in the recreational drugs forums.
John:
Close enough.
...
Soubi:
Sam, 10. John, 5. Sam is now 35 points and John, 25.
Sammu:
I'm winning a literal popularity contest.
John:
Next.

#4-
John:
B.
Sammu:
Also B but that's because my whole life is in there. I don't think they factored my kind of laptop into this so I

guess it's closer to A.
Soubi:
You wield that thing like it's a damn phone. It's gigantic and you whip it out to group photos and selfies like it

weighs nothing. I love music though.
Sammu:
Really close to a "That's what she said." moment there.
...
Soubi:
Sam, 15. John, 10. Sam's at 50, John's at 35.
Sammu:
Glad you're doing the math. I've already lost track.
John:
These questions seem to be more about how outgoing you are rather than how good a friend though.
Sammu:
Thus, I'm winning.

#5-
John:
A. You guys are more chaotic than useful. I can't get anything done with you around.
Sammu:
I'd say C for me. In my experience all these guys are useful around here.
Soubi:
That's because Sammu likes to do fun activities and John is only interested in nerd stuff.
John:
If it wasn't for my engineering skills you two would have run your rent tab dry and be out on your ear. My

'boring' job is paying for the upkeep of nearly everybody in the whole damn block.
Sammu:
You keep telling yourself that sweet cheeks.
...
Soubi:
John, 5. Sam, 15. Sam's 65, John's 40.
John:
Again, this only tests time devoted to activity and not how useful and productive your interactions are when you

make them. You might spend a lot of time around friends but be that person that nobody wants there. This isn't a

good test.
Sammu:
You ARE that person John.
John:
Number 6!

#6-
Sammu:
C.
John:
A.
Soubi:
Now that is interesting. That's the total opposite way round to what makes sense.
Sammu:
I want to be relied upon.
John:
I have so many repressed dreams.
...
Soubi:
John, 5. Sam, 10. Sam has 75 points now. John has 45.
John:
This question is stupid. I get why B has the biggest score but out of A and C how is the boring job more points

than the creative one? People like people with wonderful imagination and passion. Practical people are boring.
Sammu:
I have to agree. Even though I won this round.

#7-
Sammu:
I'm A.
John:
Finally a decent question. C. You guys have put me off socializing for life.
Sammu:
You're a B.
Soubi:
I've seen you drunk. You're a definate B.
Sammu:
Put a B down.
John:
It's my opinion. Put down what I think. Put a C.
Soubi:
Okay, but I think you're gonna regret it.
...
Soubi:
Told you!
Sammu:
Oh my god. You shot yourself down.
Soubi:
Sam, 15. John, 5.
John:
No, change mine to B, 10 points.
Soubi:
No, you done it now, 5 points. Sam's total is 90-
John:
Mine's 55.
Soubi:
50.
John:
You say 50, I'll say 55. I'll keep a running total in my head.
Soubi:
Whatever, weirdo.
Sammu:
What does it matter anyway, I'm 40 points ahead of you. You can't make that up in 3 questions. I mean I'm bad at

math and all but even I know that. I'm right aren't I Soubi?
Soubi:
You can only get 10 points max more than the other person per question so yeah you'd need at least 5 more

questions to beat him.
Sammu:
Told ya.
John:
But most of the questions are complete bull. They don't test values like loyalty or trust or anything like that.

It's biased.
Sammu:
Yeah but those things don't make you popular, do they Mr.No Real Life Friends.
John:
Hey. Internet friends are still real friends. We talk about our families and work and stuff, not just memes.
Sammu:
And I actually talk to people in real life.
John:
8!

#8-
Soubi:
How does John answer this? He doesn't have a crush.
Sammu:
Just answer it as though a random person asked him out then.
John:
I already have that. B. B as hell. Get these freaks away from me.
Sammu:
So say's Mr. Perfect Partner over there. How will you ever find love if you push people away?
John:
I'm looking for the perfect partner. I have so many potential suiters I'll sift through them all to find the best

option based on their qualities. I'm Mr.Perfect after all, who said I'll just take up any old person who comes

knocking?
Sammu:
What you're describing is a dating site. Lol, good luck with that.
Soubi:
Sammu, your answer? Like we need to ask.
Sammu:
C.
Soubi:
That's not how you really reacted. It was more A.
Sammu:
Definite C.
Soubi:
Can't fool me. I know you Sam. You looked excited but you were bricking it.
Sammu:
Put C, dammit!
Soubi:
Okay, not that it matters with the scores anymore.
John:
I'm putting him down as an A on my tally.
Sammu:
Whatever, nobody cares.
...
Soubi:
Sam, 15. John, 5. Wait, what happened to the score.
Sammu:
What the? 15, 10, 15?
Soubi:
Don't worry, I remember what they were before anyway.
Soubi:
Sam is 105, John is 55. In John's system Sam is 100 and John is 60.
John:
Wait wait. Let me figure it out. Yes, you're right. Damn. Hey you want a job Soubi? You could be my personal

calcultor.
Soubi:
8, 8, 8, 8, 8, 8 *gesturs flashing with hands*.
John:
Actually yeah. With your track record that's a bad idea.

#9-
John:
A.
Sammu:
B.
John:
"Honest"? Seriously?
Soubi:
I'm a definite C.
Sammu:
Yes, that's quite a problem.
John:
I'll say. I have to pay his beer tab.
...
Soubi:
John, 5. Sam, 10. 15 for me. Yay! So that's 115 to 60 for me and Sam's system, 110 to 65 for John's system.
John:
I'm getting confused so I'll take your word on that.

#10-
Sammu:
A, A, A, A! A thousand times A!
John:
C.
Sammu:
Bull, you're B.
John:
I'm actually quite insulted by that and the fact you know know me so little.
Soubi:
Stop trying to cheat John. You're losing anyway so what's the point?
John:
But I'm being honest. I like helping people. Sammu does too. I'm say we're both C.
Sammu:
You can do that, we're not doing that.
John:
Just do the scores. I'm losing the will to live here.
...
Soubi:
Sam, 15. John, 5. And in John's method you're both 10 because he's a sore loser.
John:
That's... Let me figure this out.
Soubi:
Team anti-bull, Sam has 130, John has 65. John's delusion, Sam has 120, John has 75.
Sammu:
It's just petty.
John:
Isn't it just, Mr.Honest.

Results-
Soubi:
50-85. That's John no matter which scoring system you're using.
...
Sammu:
Born leader? Whatever.
John:
That we can agree on.
Sammu:
Well, you're a worthless loner. Unstick yourself from the bedroom and get some sunlight you vampire.
John:
It's an office and I work nights because of timezones.
Soubi:
He's so going on adult websites.
John:
You read my internet history. You know I don't.
Sammu:
Still don't know how you did that.
Soubi:
We'll catch you one day.
...
Soubi:
90-125. Sammu according to John.
...
Soubi:
That's you Sammu, I'm pretty sure.
Sammu:
Very close but let's see what my score says about me first.
...
Sammu:
Being popular is exhausting.
John:
You're exhausting.
Sammu:
I do meditate though. Looks like I'm already doing the right thing. Unlike John who'd be whiter than a flag on

Mars if not for his natural skin pigment.
John:
It's not fair. I'm the better friend. I deserve to be more popular.
Sammu:
But you're not and that's what makes me the 'better'.
Soubi:
He won the contest even with your biased scoring system.
John:
That's because the questions are bull ****! I deserve to win that.
Sammu:
But you didn't. You lose so ha! Chalk another scratch for me.
John:
How on Earth do you have a steady girlfriend? I'll never figure that out.
Sammu:
I think it's obvious why you don't.
Soubi:
Let's get sushi.
Sammu:
Chou's?
John:
Are you still doing that joke?
Soubi:
It is trending.

The following is a conversation scribed from an audio recording of the Sammu crew watching this (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqRhyktP00M) video.

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#1:
John: Training doll.
Sammu: Training doll!
Soubi: Mannequin.
Chamelea: That's a mannequin.
Toni: Looks like me.
Mari: Rear loaded airgun.
Jack: A deboner.
Chu: I'd rather not say! :) (she forced me to type a smiley face)
...
John: That looks nothing like a candle.
Soubi: A bicycle pump?
Jack: Oh yeah a corkscrew.
Sammu: Soubs the question is over.
Mari: I call bull.

#2:
John: Virtual reality treadmill.
Sammu: A man going through a Christmas tree netter.
Soubi: Someone getting tan.
Chamelea: Someone getting run over.
Toni: Still kinda looks like me.
Mari: An iron lung?
Jack: A good night out.
Chu: A body rolled up in a carpet.
Jack: as I said, a good night out *snirk.
...
Soubi: I should have got that one dang!
Sammu: There's no right or wrong answers. It's a personality test.
Chu: Except Cham's. How is that a guy getting run over? the feet are in the middle.
Toni: Maybe it's a guy in a tornado.
Sammu: It's already over.
John: Let's just see the next one.

#3:
Chamelea: A split pin.
Ruby: Yep.
Toni: Yeah.
Soubi: Same.
Sammu: Ruby you can't just come in half way through.
Jack: Whatever.
Sammu: Anyway it's a compass.
Chu: Compass. Well actually I think it's a split pin but I like Sammu and I want him to win.
Mari: Split pin.
John: Does nobody understand how this thing works?
Sammu: I'm with you but I care a lot less about it.
...
Chu: Ha! You're all wrong. Sammu was right. *smugness is immeasurable*
Ruby: You said split pin too.
Chu: But I went with compass so I win.
John: There's no right or wrong answers for Dur's sake.
Sammu: Next question.
Jack: Please let's get this over with.

#4:
Chamelea: Soubi taking a dump.
Sammu: Nice.
Soubi: Why me?
Jack: Coffee stain.
Ruby: Wine stain.
Soubi: X stain.
Jack: lol nice.
Chu: Baby harp seals.
Sammu: Yeah I get it. Same.
John: But ho- Nevermind. Not going to ask. Tai's arm.
Jack: Not sure if that's insulting or not.
...
Chamelea: Toni?
Toni: Oh. Looks like Tops.
Soubi: I thought you were gonna say it looks like you again.
Chu: Ouch damn.
John: Moving on.
...
Mari: bull puddle.
Chu: Of course it's a giraffe like Gina.
Chamelea: Hey Mari, you didn't say one.
Mari: Don't care.
Jack: Okay, who's Gina?
Sammu: Gina giraffe.
Ruby: Not helping. Is that a show or something?
Chu: It's a long story.
Sammu: It's not but it's confusing and personal.
Soubi: Yeah.
Chu: So we don't want to tell you.
Ruby: dear God something personal between you two and a giraffe? The mind boggles.
John: Number 5!

#5:
Chamelea: X street! With the street lights.
Sammu: When the guy drove into it? I see what you mean.
Soubi: Catwalk. No wait, nightclub.
Jack: How is that better oh my god. Public bar.
Ruby: Of course you'd say a bar. Maybe a wet bar.
John: Is that your guess?
Ruby: Yeah.
John: Me working on my arm after 'somebody' sat on it.
Sammu: For the people online reading this comment. He has a prosthetic arm by the way. Also looks like a feed shute.
Soubi: A what?
Sammu: Okay then it looks like arteries.
Toni: A couple hugging.
Chu: More cute baby harp seals.
Mari: I'd say this looks more like a giraffe.
Chu: With a monkey climbing it. No wait I wanna say a monkey in a tree now. Can I change my answer?
Soubi: No it's too late. Too late to save any of you. Moo hahaha.
John: Why is everyone taking this so seriously. Sure, whatever you can change your answer. Let's move on.
Soubi: Wait can I change my answer?
John: *loud audible groan*
Soubi: Can I say a cute baby harp seal making out with a monkey?
Chu: Nooo!
Jack: Why would you even say that?
Sammu: Question 6!
...
Sammu: Oh wait we're still on 5.
Chamelea: Haven't got the answer yet dummy.
Chu: Hey. Mari is cheating again. You have to tell us Mari. You can't keep to yourself.
Mari: I don't really care but whatever, it's a giraffe from below or something.
John: Moving on.
Chu: Are you okay Mari?
Mari: Yeah?
Chu: Oh okay. Just not like you to be quiet.
...
Chu: Yay I win!
Mari: You said monkey.
Soubi: I lost track of who said what.
Jack: I'm sure you guys made me lose my sanity years ago.
Chu: What do i win?
John: Gratification.
Chu: Cool. What's that?
Sammu: Next question please or we'll be here all night.

#6:
Chu: Chou's!
Soubi: Chou's.
Sammu: Chou's.
Ruby: Yep.
Jack: Ah the sake.
Mari: Awesome.
John: Yeah. Chou's is a sushi bar for the people online. It looks like the table there.
Chamelea: For the guys still trying to guess our location, it's nowhere near where we live. We found it on holiday.
Toni: Never been out at Chou's. Looks like part of John's arm.
John: You're wrong but I know what you mean.
Ruby: Oh yeah. Why didn't you guys say that first?
John: Good point.
Soubi: I don't think they'll ever let us back in. They'll have guards by the door. hehe.
Chu: We are kinda loud.
Sammu: Nothing wrong with that. *snuggles Chu*
...
Chamelea: Oh yeah a car.
Soubi: Duh why di-
Most of us: WHOOOOA!
Chu: *giggling a lot*
Mari: *laughing* Oh my god. Racist Xs.
Chu: *giggling intensifies*
Ruby: How many people said that for it to even be an option? Wow.
John: Let's move on gees.

#7:
John: 9/10 Europeans will understand.
Chamelea: Yeah, let's move on.
John: Or a Trilo logo upside down.
Duke: It's a me.
Sammu: Will people stop coming in and out of the room?
Chu: Speak of. We lost Ruby. *Ruby is talking to Tempest outside the door and made a little wave*
Chamelea: She wasn't even here at the start.
Soubi: She answered most of the questions right?
Mari: Hey Temp?! You wanna join in?!
Jack: Not like there's any order to this chaos.
Temp: 'kay how do we win?
John: You don't. It's a psychology test.
Temp: I'm tomato garlic bread. My element is Sodium.
Soubi: Isn't tomato garlic bread just a pizza?
John: What's this? *draws attention to the screen*
Duke: It's a Trilo logo.
Temp: It's Dukey's halloween mask.
Duke: Told ya.
Toni: It's that temple. You know, the one with the moths-
John: Mosque.
Toni: -Mosque in it? How'd you know what I mean?
Duke: Kisra would be proud.
Mari: The diety or the guy in chat?
Duke: Kisra's not a deity.
Sammu: Oh god don't start that.
...
Sammu: Who pressed it?
Duke: Me.
Jack: Whatever. Just-
Mari: We really suck at this huh?
John: There's no right or wrong answers.
...
Soubi: A Xing train of course!
Ruby: How is that a shoes? It looks nothing like a shoe.
John: Are you playing this or not Ruby?
Ruby: Nah. I'm going. See you guys later.
Chu: See you downstairs later Ruby.

#8:
Toni: Me! It's me!
Sammu: Neq's shirt.
Soubi: I don't recall him wearing a dicky bow.
Chu: Sammu on a romantic night out with me.
Mari: Aw.
Chamelea: That's really sweet.
Temp: Thank goodness she didn't say a baby harp seal.
Soubi: He wasn't even here and he already knows!
Duke: Wow you're kinda predicatable huh? An elevator.
Temp: That scene from the Final Destination sequel. Complete with hands.
Chamelea: That's not what happened.
Jack: I don't care.
John: so we're all saying it looks like a waiter. Let's move on.
...
Duke: Whoa hey you can't just speak for us like that.
Temp: Rude.
Josh: What game you playing?
John: Saints preserve us!
...
Soubi: Wait. So we ALL won?
Chu: 10 points all round!
John: That's not even how it works but okay.
Sammu: Please, we're almost finished. Let's just move on.
Josh: Aw. I missed everything.

#9:
Chu: Vroom vroom clock.
Josh: You mean a freaking rev counter?
Soubi: Taco gauge.
John: I'm surprised by how almost known what that's called.
Mari: We should get Tacos after this.
Jack: Let's get Chou's instead.
Sammu: He's trolling people. We don't live near Chou's.
Soubi: No-no, tell them you live near Chou's so they go looking for you in the wrong place. That's smart.
Mari: I'm going to pack some bags.
Chu: You're leaving us?
Mari: We can go shopping. I need milk.
Sammu: I'm coming.
Soubi: *raises eyebrow at Mari*
Mari: Oh X off.
Josh: It kinda looks like the robot from Death World.
Temp: Oh yeah it does.
Duke: -Or Pots. -If he lost half his mustache. No wait, sideways Hitler.
John: -Or Charlie Chaplin. He had the same moustache.
Chu: A vampire. Not a real vampir but a movie one. A Stoked Bramble one.
Josh: I was gonna say.
John: Also I think you mean Brahm Stoker.
Chu: Yeah a pram fireplace or whatever.
...
Mari: That's one whack snowman.
Temp: Why the body so huge and the head so small?
Soubi: Big Chungus.
John: Last one thank god.

#10:
Sammu: Bird sandwich.
Soubi: Oh my god, bird sandwich.
Chu: Lol twitter taco.
Josh: A 'real' cornish pastry.
Ruby: Half made samosa.
John: *yelling to the air*
Temp: Not my kind of bird sandwich id you know what i mean *eyebrow game is on*
Duke: ViGi's unfortunate victims.
Mari: Shrek's Snackrite.
John: Um. Hyperbolic Paraboloid.
Josh: X off. *in a condescending fashion*
Toni: A night on the town.
John: let's just get this over with.
...
Chamelea: Lol oh my god.
Soubi: Josh and Tai coming to X you Sammu lol.
Chu: Hiding behind a baby seal.
Temp: there is is! lol.
Duke: And I thought John's obsession with goats was bad.
...
Soubi: Well, we all dumb. Most of us only had 1 idea most of the time.
Sammu: Yes but together we're smarter.
Chu: Except where waiters are involved.
Toni: Like me. No wait damn I heard what I wanted to hear. undo, undo.
Andy: Did I miss it?
Josh: You don't even know what you missed.
Andy: Was it funny?
Josh: No it was boring.
John: Actually I think it's pretty intersting how everyone has their own mind here.
Chamelea: Whatever I'm going shopping. Wait for me Mari.
Soubi: Anyone want to play Xbox?
Toni: Me.
Duke: Me.
Temp: Real life is more fun. I'jm gonna switch Jack's booze with Cowslip and see how long it takes for him to notice.
Jack: Err. I'm right here dude.
John: Probably couldn't see you behind the massive crowd in this bedroom. Why are half you people even here you just stood there and said nothing.
Rob: I was texting the whole time. Gotta let people know how dumb you guys are.
Guppy: I just like the company.
John: Well it's over now so bye.
Sammu: Mari, we need cereal. Put it on the list.
Soubi: Get malted thingies!
Jack: So, Chou's everybody.
Toni: Jokes old man.

This will be reaqdy sooner than the other projects.
I'm still flipping through your ideas for my adventure game.
I'll most likely decide on a good one before New Year but until then I'm still open to new ideas.
I'll decide which of the ideas put forward are ideal on New Year.
Please, if you have an idea for what you want in my very short adventure game, get your ideas in now.
You still have time to peak my interest and have your ideas included and any ideas I don't use will be put into a folder which I can dab into if I have to rethink my choices or want to expand the game afterwards. Also your ideas might be put forward into other games I'm working on like Heidra for example.
Nothing is set in stone yet. I'm not looking for amazing ideas to beat what people have already suggested, I'm looking for ideas I can use which may be really stupid ideas because it really depends on how I put the game together in the end so even if you think your idea doesn't quite hit the bar you can at least try it, you have a good chance of it being accepted.
Please don't suggset game modes unless you have something a bit more out o the ordinary.
I'm looking for characters, settings, plot ideas, dialogue, scenes, etc, that kind of thing rather than game mechanics.
I'm not sure I'll be able to implement half of the modes suggested due to software limitations but content on the other hand should be fine.
Bare in mind that the game will follow more of a set path rather than multiple outcomes due to the limited input length in the states.
That means you should avoid things that perminentkly change the state of the game in a certain direction like being arrested or killing off characters.
Not that the things you do don't have consequences but that they should more likely lead to a certain goal rather than getting in the way of other ideas that other members might suggest.
Think about it, if your idea couldn't happen after the consquences of your idea happens then other suggestions by other people will be in the same boat.

Working on the turn-based Albion game which now since all my games are going to be turn-based is now called "The 10 Alliance War".

I have a lot of work to do so don't expect anything for a while.

I lost some of the story elements I'd been working on and I'm reworking the anthropomorphic race system and stat system.

Also some countries have been edited for example the Island Sea is now the Archipelego Sea and it's its own continent now including Albo, Parma and Meka Island as well as the Lidan Islands, now named Southern Archipelago. Speaking of which Albo is now split into Toxland, Soxland and the Heidra State as 3 separate countries and similarly Parma is split into its 3 nations. Other locations which were formerly counties have been expanded into nations if they had an unusual theme like Kora and Saltwater though this isn't specific to the Archepelego.

There's going to be a lot more Golem, Chibyan and Cyborg races in this game than there was previously and since it's turn-based I can now cater for non-anthro races though in terms of equipment there will be severe limitations at least visually, basically just a fabric, leather and metal suit rather than mixing and matching components and generally only 1 weapon of each sub-category so like only 1 shotgun, only 1 sniper rifle, etc except for speciality weapons of course like the li-be cannon and chainsaw. This is because the character sprite in the turn-based game is all 1 piece so each race with each selection of gear is a wholey separate sprite. I don't want to have to make literal thousands of sprites so your options are limited.

Sound Effects are possible but music will be difficult with the game switching state regularly during play. I may be able to use frames to have a song running in 1 layer and the states in another though so it's still possible but until then bring your own music.

Inventory will be a lot and I mean a LOT slimmer. This is because it's client side scripting. Therefore the crafting system is going to be a lot more basic and in true classic Albion style you'll be carrying just 1 weapon at any time rather a variety so you'll need to specialize in 1 form of combat rather than mixing and matching. However you will be able to swap to diferent characters in your party. However the free inventory you have will be shared across the party due to limitations in the frame system. This will appear to you as though each member of the party has a very small inventory (1 or 2 items).

States will also be fairly limited so you wont be able to do every kind of interaction possible and get unique results each time. Suffice to say people will only do the 1 reaction they are meant to do rather than you being able to experiment. This is because we have limited states so only major changes can be recorded like mission progress for example.

This is only because The 10 Alliance War is such a big game BTW. Games with more specific settings like Heidra or The Ebenhand Adventures shouldn't have this issue or at least not as much. Dating Sims and other adventure-based games should have a lot more variety.

I got logged out of FA and unfortunately the capcha thingy wouldn't work in my playstation browser.
My PC kicked the bucket so I've been using my Playstation to access the internet but finally I have a working PC again horray!
So now I'm back from the grave to make more games.
I unfortunately don't have access to Flash since I don't have a disk to install it on anymore and I can't transfer my files because my old PC is super dead.
However I will be learning how to program in Java soon so I'll eventually get around to real time games.
Until then everything is turn-based but luckily most of my games are adventure game so it won't affect that.

Can't be bothered to write it again but basically the first religions were goats and seals when ancient man lived in Canada.

Pretty much everything else mankind has ever done is more recent than that. This was before the invention of the wheel, fire and even the knife.