https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z2Wh3hq2EPQ
https://theprotomen.bandcamp.com/al.....s-city-made-us

16 years. There's probably at least double digits of peeps who literally died waiting for this and I can hear them calling out. But they cooked. Not even overcooked, just slow cooked. TL;DR: they fuckin cooked.

I leave da house to buy some rhubarb from da Meijer's and come back home and ain't till then I remember I needed to buy a batree fer da clicker so I can't turn my teevee on to play any vidya 😭👾

nvm that "poodling" is the most cringe ass furry term that doesnt need to exist but banning them from doing it is discrimination against Chinese crested dogs.

consult title.

i would like to encourage anyone who finds this journal to not give money to the nintendoids.

I don't consume a lot of furry Youtube content, because let's be honest: fucking furries. On the other meow, the same phenomenon makes me want to ramble about issues within the subculture. If I does that, I can make jokes without having to find an instance of someone on here saying dumb shit that I can make fun of in the comments, and no one will have to consult the comments on some rando's subs or journals to find me calling other furries wrong and dumb and whatever else they are that's makefunofable. It also won't get me hounded by other furries who are dumb enough to agree with whoever I'm making fun of, but then again, I'll probably get hounded by Youtube furries who are (to the extent that Youtube furries are willing to actually comment, which is idk)

PS: the soup I made my last journal about sucked absolute monkey fuck and didn't even look pretty. Need to fully reformulate.

What's up cooking enjoyer furs!!

Long story short: I wanted to make soup out of the deadnettles in my garden since last year, but by the time I figured out what else to put in it, they were no longer purple and I couldn't get any of the other stuff I needed. By some miracle from below, a few days ago, my local Meijer's had everything I was looking for except one thing, which I decided to substitute with a different foodstuff. If the soup turns out good, I'll post the recipe. If it turns out pretty-looking but unsavory, I'll post a photo without a recipe to protect you from repeating my mistake. I still have no idea what I'll call it, and tasting it probably won't improve the likelihood of me coming up with a name for it.

Anyway, until the coming afternoon, god heckin speed 🦊🤜🤛🌐

edit: tomorrow. 🖕

If you put Mount Everest at the bottom of the Mariana Trench, it would cause the sea level to rise by about 4 Ashley Olsons.

Fun fact: spiders don't shoot webs from their wrists. You're welcome 🍻

🇺🇸Hail to the chief🇺🇸
🇺🇸Leader of the free and on sale at half price world🇺🇸

Who else slept like a rock and had a great breakfast today?

HELLO, I AM HIGHLY INIBREATENED YA MOTHER FUCKERS.

The whole situation over the last few days was both unhinged as fuck (which I love) and an entire microcosm of how shittily run this website has always been. Entire site and its official twitter AND dead former owner's twitter gets basically bought by a straight up troll who posts a mixture of zany shit and based shit and makes FA redirect to fucking kiwi farms 🤣🤣🤣

In all seriousness, I'm willing to bet money that whoever was responsible has an account here that's yet to be taken down.

obligatory 'neer died journal.

i imagine the remaining staff are already scrambling to find ways to make this hellsite even shittier than he ever could.

Petey Piranha's asscheeks resemble fat jiggly rock succulents.
Never seen those? Loocc them up.

THAT MEANS "ABRAHAM LINCOLN" HAD A FAT ASS!




new Tourettes Guy comp is 🔥🔥🔥 btw

Got back from the store after craving cheap vegetarian sushi and made a little deconstructed version with a few other things. I'm about 4 bites in and this shit fucking slaps. I'm gonna need to up my game a bit before posting a proper recipe with a photo on here, but I can't just not tell y'all what I tossed together. Here ya go.

Ingredients:
~9 oz. cooked rice (I used a pouch of Thai Kitchen's coconut rice)
1/2 of a garden cucumber, chopped into small pieces (leave the skin on, you heathens)
1 small avocado, cut into small chunks
1 green onion, sliced as thinly as you can manage
a few sheets of roasted nori/seaweed snacks, crumbled as best you can manage
1 clove of garlic, grated (optional)
Sushi vinegar to taste

Prep:
Toss the vegetables together, add some of the vinegar, and mix together.
Cook/heat the rice and place it in a separate bowl.
Add the vegetables and mix together. Add more vinegar if you want.
Consoom.
This recipe makes one large bowl.

Also, gonna recommend cottage cheese with pico de gallo and crumbled sage sausage.

i hope da meowbert unnerstans the struggle i'm meowing thru and offers me a couple of purrpurrs in this trying time. or at the very least a listenable bjåo like she does when she's craving a can of tuna nom nims with those bits of pmupkin. or a piece of my christmas braunschweiger.




EDIT: i hope meowbert acknowledges me

New and improved first chapter of my thingy about Mererna and her new pal July (pronounced 'Julie') is done being partially redone. Thought I just had a few mistakes to fix, but it turned out to be far worse. Chapter 2 is about halfway finished, but I might need to rework some bits of that too. I almost definitely need to adjust some of Vog Gakk'ar's lines and mannerisms in the first chunk, since I'm introducing him into the story in the beginning of that chapter.

Anyway, whatever. Neo-chapter 1 is my featured sub now. Read it if you want 🦊👍

i has intended to fix a few things with chapta number tha first for roughly a year or 2. And now that I'z gottened off my ass and opened the .rtf, I realize that I hadn't a cockdamn idea how many lore things were mentioned in the story that I've since internally worldbuilt out of the picture, or especially how hard the damn thing sucks. So as the title of this shit should indicate, I'm basically going thru the thing baccwards and fixing shit up as I goes.

So expect UaC Chapter 1 REDUX(!!!) edition someday i guess

THIS GUY!

Kept him in a box on a chair in my room with some chimken that I cut up into tiny bits and a pill bottle cap full of milk. I had a dream where I walked into my room and found the box tipped over on the floor without a baby weasel in it. Feelsbadman.webm

On contacting the nature reserve, I was informed that the nearest mammal rehab is over an hour away. Fortunately, within a minute or 2 of the call ending, someone else called me who overheard the conversation and would be able to take him. I dropped him off and there was much yay. Good ending.

-uuuuhhhhhh breeding (aka sex)

-uhhh creampie (aka sex)

-vanilla (saying the quiet part out loud)

-missionary for the purpose of procreation (🤦🙄)

-uuuhhhhhhhhh

-sex

similar to the thing i've always brought up with goretober lists always using the same "herp derp bones gutspill impalement cuts durrr" shit

>be me
>also be thursday
>on my way to work
>driving ~65 with my window down, enjoying the swell breeze
>suddenly hear something smack against the edge of my rolled down window
>instinctively look down at my shirt
>is that a fly?
>look closer
>theres a bald faced hornet laying on my shirt curled up like it's dead
>oh_shit.webm
>tug at my shirt, send him tumbling into the compartment by my gearshift
>continue driving for a few seconds until i hear a faint bzzz
>the damn thing is on its back flailing its legs
>grab sheet of paper sitting shotgun, mash it in there to smush the invader
>keep an eye on the compartment just in case
>sure the fuck enough, it crawls out under the paper and starts buzzing around
>FUCK.mov
>full blown "OH NO" a la jojo
>slam hand on the hazard button
>grab crumpled plastic grocery bag from passenger seat
>i'm losing control, someone behind me honks
>hornet lands near gearshift
>MY CHANCE
>slam crumpled bag on the hornet
>fucker tumbles out of sight
>finish drive to work terrified that baldy will come back for round 3
>later that night, after work
>spend several minutes searching my car for signs of hornet
>find nothing
>drive home
>extra paranoid; the darkness would allow a revenge-hungry hornet to avoid detection
>arrive home safely
>next day
>check my car
>hornet is curled up dead on the floor in front of my passenger seat
>completely intact, no sign of grocery bag-inflicted smushing damage
>but it is in fact dead
>victory.ogg

Moral: always keep some trash handy while driving.

i mean fr. Ask someone what they like for breakfast and it's always "uuuuuuuuhh bacon eg pancake"
Ask someone what they ate for dinner and it's usually some shit like "T BONE N TATERS" or "a lowvely risotto wiv roice and cheeeyze" smh

Ask someone what they're getting for lunch and they'll be "yo dawg i got this hoagie wanna watch me deepthroat this fuckin hoagie? u got like 10 seconds and that shit's gone dawg"