Some kind of flu...
Posted 11 years agoI just threw up and had diherrea twice each in the last three hours, and I blacked out after a dizzy spell. I need to go to bed now. If I'm not better in the morning, I'm gonna get my dad to run me to the doctor.
April Fails Day
Posted 11 years agoBet you thought you were gonna get fooled today huh?
HAH! April Fools!
HAH! April Fools!
Know Me Better Meme
Posted 11 years ago( ) Smoked.
( ) Drank alcohol.
(X) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
( ) Been to a concert.
(X) given a handjob.
(X) gotten a handjob
(X) given a blowjob.
(X) gotten a blowjob.
(X) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(X) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(X) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (Tesco, when I was a little kid :D)
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
( ) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(X) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(X) Driven a car.
(X) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(X) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(X) Eaten sushi. (Seriously it's delicious!)
( ) Bought porn.
(X) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(X) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(X) Been in love.
(X) Made out.
(X) Laughed so hard you cried.
(X) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(X) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(X) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(X) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(X) Watched an animal die.
(X) Watched a person die.
(X) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
( ) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Sneaked into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(X) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.
(X) Avoided somebody.
(X) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
( ) Ridden a horse.
( ) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
(X) Had an encounter with a ghost.
( ) Got caught stealing something.
(X) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant/gotten someone pregnant.
(X) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed someone.
( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(X) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(X) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(X) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
(X) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
( ) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore.
( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
( ) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
( ) Been told you have beautiful hair.
(X) Danced in the rain. (got sick after lol)
(X) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(X) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Raped somebody. (Would anybody seriously even admit these even if they actually did? :|)
( ) Been raped.
( ) Drank alcohol.
(X) Cried when someone died.
( ) Been drunk.
( ) Had sex.
( ) Been to a concert.
(X) given a handjob.
(X) gotten a handjob
(X) given a blowjob.
(X) gotten a blowjob.
(X) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(X) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
( ) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
( ) Been to prom.
(X) Cried at school.
( ) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store. (Tesco, when I was a little kid :D)
( ) Went streaking.
( ) Given or received a lap dance.
(X) Had someone of the opposite/same sex in your room.
( ) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(X) Slept over at someone of the same sex's house.
( ) Kissed a stranger.
( ) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(X) Driven a car.
(X) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(X) Had a party
( ) Done serious drugs.
( ) Played strip poker/darts.
( ) Got paid to strip for someone.
( ) Run away from home.
( ) Broken a bone.
(X) Eaten sushi. (Seriously it's delicious!)
( ) Bought porn.
(X) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(X) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(X) Been in love.
(X) Made out.
(X) Laughed so hard you cried.
(X) Cried yourself to sleep.
( ) Laughed yourself to sleep.
( ) Stabbed yourself.
(X) Shot a gun
( ) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(X) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(X) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(X) Watched an animal die.
(X) Watched a person die.
(X) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
( ) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
( ) Sneaked into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(X) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
( ) Dressed punk.
( ) Dressed goth.
( ) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.
(X) Avoided somebody.
(X) Been stalked.
( ) Stalked someone.
( ) Met a celebrity.
( ) Ridden a horse.
( ) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
( ) Ding dong ditched somebody.
( ) Been to a wild party.
(X) Had an encounter with a ghost.
( ) Got caught stealing something.
(X) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
( ) Got arrested.
( ) Been pregnant/gotten someone pregnant.
(X) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
( ) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
( ) Verbally/sexually harassed someone.
( ) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(X) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(X) Cried over a member of the opposite/same sex.
(X) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
( ) Gone out with your friend's crush.
(X) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
( ) Had a job.
( ) Gotten cut from a sports team.
( ) Been called a whore.
( ) Danced like a whore.
( ) Been mistaken as older than your own age.
( ) Been in a car accident.
( ) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
( ) Been told you have beautiful hair.
(X) Danced in the rain. (got sick after lol)
(X) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(X) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
( ) Raped somebody. (Would anybody seriously even admit these even if they actually did? :|)
( ) Been raped.
Devious traps~
Posted 11 years ago
ravenvenice is searching for volunteers to get caught in kinky traps. Have a gander: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5461202/Fetish Meme
Posted 11 years agoKey:
+++ = Love it!
++ = I like it a lot!
+ = I like it.
~ = no strong feelings
- = No
-- = No way!
--- = HECK NO!!
Anal on Males (++)
Anal on Females (---)
Breasts (---)
Breast Expansion (---)
Bondage (+++)
Clothing (+++)
Leather (+)
Stockings (~)
Shoe/Boots (-)
Suit and Tie (~)
Muscle, Male (++)
Muscle, Female (---)
Herm (+) Male herms, everything else is a no.
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (~)
Impregnation (---)
Pregnancy (---)
Lactation (~)
Paw/Foot (~) Not my biggest thing, but I have no problem with them.
Incest (+) It can be hot, and if two people fall in love, why shouldn't they be allowed to be together because of superstitious mumbo jumbo?
Yuri (F/F) (---)
Yaoi (M/M) (+++)
Hetero (M/F) (~) If the guy is hot enough.
Bi (+) Men who swing both ways means my chances go up.
Girly Boys (~) They're okay, but I'm gay. I'm attracted to men who wear things made for men. Androgynous boys who wear dresses, skirts and pink frilly things just do absolutely nothing for me.
Butch Girls (---)
Mind Control (~) I'm not too big on it. I mean yeah sure you could use use it to force someone to like you or whatever, but if it's unwilling the struggle is more appealing, and I'd rather someone's desire for me to be real, rather than some mindless toy.
Rape (+) Pseudo rape. The struggle turns me on, but I could never actually rape another person, nor will I.
Uniform (+) Only really sports uniforms, like spandex swim suits for swimmers.
Orgy (~) Meh, way too much going on at once to really enjoy anything other than whatever you're doing already. They're great to watch though.
Subbing/Domming (+++)
Biting (+) Nibbling moreso, nothing painful.
Cheesecake (+++) Not as a fetish... I just really love cheescake.
Solo Masturbation (+++)
Urine (---)
Scat (---) GROSS!!
Inflation (~)
Fat/Pudge (~)
Tech (+++) On the assumtion this refers to milking machines and sex toys...
Blood (---)
Kissing (+++)
Blowjob (+++)
Rimming (+)
Underwear (+++) Probably my most favorite thing besides bondage.
Bukkake (+)
Realism (~) It can be nice, but honestly we're on a sight meant for people who like to pretend to be humanoid animals with magic powers and such. Realism kinda blew right out the window with the concept. Still, realistic settings with anthros can be nice.
Interspecies (+++)
+++ = Love it!
++ = I like it a lot!
+ = I like it.
~ = no strong feelings
- = No
-- = No way!
--- = HECK NO!!
Anal on Males (++)
Anal on Females (---)
Breasts (---)
Breast Expansion (---)
Bondage (+++)
Clothing (+++)
Leather (+)
Stockings (~)
Shoe/Boots (-)
Suit and Tie (~)
Muscle, Male (++)
Muscle, Female (---)
Herm (+) Male herms, everything else is a no.
Cub (---)
Baby/Diaper (---)
Transformation (~)
Impregnation (---)
Pregnancy (---)
Lactation (~)
Paw/Foot (~) Not my biggest thing, but I have no problem with them.
Incest (+) It can be hot, and if two people fall in love, why shouldn't they be allowed to be together because of superstitious mumbo jumbo?
Yuri (F/F) (---)
Yaoi (M/M) (+++)
Hetero (M/F) (~) If the guy is hot enough.
Bi (+) Men who swing both ways means my chances go up.
Girly Boys (~) They're okay, but I'm gay. I'm attracted to men who wear things made for men. Androgynous boys who wear dresses, skirts and pink frilly things just do absolutely nothing for me.
Butch Girls (---)
Mind Control (~) I'm not too big on it. I mean yeah sure you could use use it to force someone to like you or whatever, but if it's unwilling the struggle is more appealing, and I'd rather someone's desire for me to be real, rather than some mindless toy.
Rape (+) Pseudo rape. The struggle turns me on, but I could never actually rape another person, nor will I.
Uniform (+) Only really sports uniforms, like spandex swim suits for swimmers.
Orgy (~) Meh, way too much going on at once to really enjoy anything other than whatever you're doing already. They're great to watch though.
Subbing/Domming (+++)
Biting (+) Nibbling moreso, nothing painful.
Cheesecake (+++) Not as a fetish... I just really love cheescake.
Solo Masturbation (+++)
Urine (---)
Scat (---) GROSS!!
Inflation (~)
Fat/Pudge (~)
Tech (+++) On the assumtion this refers to milking machines and sex toys...
Blood (---)
Kissing (+++)
Blowjob (+++)
Rimming (+)
Underwear (+++) Probably my most favorite thing besides bondage.
Bukkake (+)
Realism (~) It can be nice, but honestly we're on a sight meant for people who like to pretend to be humanoid animals with magic powers and such. Realism kinda blew right out the window with the concept. Still, realistic settings with anthros can be nice.
Interspecies (+++)
Merry Christmas and TMI Tuesday
Posted 12 years agoIt's Christmas Eve one and all, so to all I wish a very Merry Christmas, and a Happy Holiday!
Feel free to ask me things! http://ask.fm/JonTheCaptive
Feel free to ask me things! http://ask.fm/JonTheCaptive
The 22nd, and why I always cry near Christmas.
Posted 12 years agoI lost my mother, Dorothy, just a few days before Christmas back in 2009 on the 22nd of December, just a few months after graduating high school. She'd had a lon-running battle through life with Diabetes, four types of crippling athritis, hyperthyroidism, cellulitis, and even survived ovarian cancer. But after a couple years of being bedridden, she eventually lost the fight to congestive heart failure. That Christmas was especially hard, but at the same time began a tradition to throw a party every Christmas with the whole family, to have everyone together to celebrate the season of kindness, love and joy. We're holding that party this year on Sunday the 22nd, the anniversary of my mother's passing.
NewSong - The Christmas Shoes
The first time I heard this song on the radio in the car after she passed, I cried because it reminded me of her so much. But I still love it because it's a beautiful song, and it many ways it seems like it was written for many people like me or my mother. So every year, near the anniversary of her passing, I always listen to this as I think of her, to keep her memory alive and celebrate how much of a great mother she really was. I never knew what I had until I'd lost it forever.
NewSong - The Christmas Shoes
The first time I heard this song on the radio in the car after she passed, I cried because it reminded me of her so much. But I still love it because it's a beautiful song, and it many ways it seems like it was written for many people like me or my mother. So every year, near the anniversary of her passing, I always listen to this as I think of her, to keep her memory alive and celebrate how much of a great mother she really was. I never knew what I had until I'd lost it forever.
Written in dedication
To the memory of
Dorothy Smith
November 29th 1949 - December 22nd 2009
Loving Mother, Charitable and caring human being.
I still love you mom, and I miss you.
Requiescat in pace.Free Refsheet Raffle!
Posted 12 years agoFree Art By Piaa
Posted 12 years agoFree Art by Sansunari
Posted 12 years agoFree Art Requests by dickcrown
Posted 12 years agoFree Requests by Concupisco
Posted 12 years agoFree Art by Jewelslion
Posted 12 years agoSecond Life Users Beware! (Hacker PSA)
Posted 12 years agoIf ANYONE sends you an item called IMG_0311204drcs.png via skype or any other form of IM program deny it immediately. It's a hijack bot that is designed to steal your SL information when you open the file It's hit a large number of SL folks already and the hackers are posting all their 'success' stories along with RL information do their blogspot page secondlifewarz[dot]blogspot[dot]co[dot]uk/
So far avast users seem to be the only ones immune to it as the AV program kills it after it's downloaded. It infects your skype to propogate by sending itself to everyone on your contact list Avast registers the file as "IMG_0311205dtrap.rcs.png"
Spread the word, if you recieve this file DO NOT OPEN IT, delete it and scan your system!
So far avast users seem to be the only ones immune to it as the AV program kills it after it's downloaded. It infects your skype to propogate by sending itself to everyone on your contact list Avast registers the file as "IMG_0311205dtrap.rcs.png"
Spread the word, if you recieve this file DO NOT OPEN IT, delete it and scan your system!
Ask me questions!
Posted 12 years agoWant a spot in an orgy?
Posted 12 years agoLook within to find what you seek: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/5100249/
Another Year Older
Posted 12 years agoYep, it's my birthday today. Wont really be much of a birthday though.
Slept in, woke up to find I had the house to myself, woo~ Wont be getting a party, or a cake, or a drink, or gifts, or anything really. Money's been tight since the lightning strike. Looks like I wont get the art of my favorite fetish I was hoping to get either.
Ah well, at least I had GTA V paid off earlier this year, so I have that. But I have the urge to play Skyrim again, so gonna bury my nose in that for today.
Slept in, woke up to find I had the house to myself, woo~ Wont be getting a party, or a cake, or a drink, or gifts, or anything really. Money's been tight since the lightning strike. Looks like I wont get the art of my favorite fetish I was hoping to get either.
Ah well, at least I had GTA V paid off earlier this year, so I have that. But I have the urge to play Skyrim again, so gonna bury my nose in that for today.
Art Request Pool
Posted 12 years agoFill out a form and get a chance for free clean art! Simple and nice!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4644483/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4644483/
Free Adult Fetish Requests?
Posted 12 years agoSo, PC's fixed and everything's back to normal, besides my shitty connection. Anyway, you're wondering about the title, right? I was wondering if anybody knew any artists who take or are taking adult fetish requests. My birthday's coming up on the 27th and I've been wanting to get a pic or two of my favorite fetish, but I've never had the means to pay for it, and now after that lightning strike plus the fact we (for some reason) don't have homeowner's insurance, I likely never will. So if anybody knows anything, it will seriously help a fed up and exhausted cougar feel much, much better.
IMPORTANT
Posted 12 years agoThis is Jon's friend Koi. I'm writing this because Jon currently can't.
Lightning struck his home Monday, it killed his TV, Phones, Modem, Microwave, VCR, and more importantly his COMPUTER. He currently has absolutely no means of communication.
If you're a friend of Jon's, or are an artist expecting things such as payment for a commission or...whatever, I hope this journal entry'll help you at least know what's going on.
Send him your best wishes guys, hopefully if he gets a new computer or can pop in to check on things he'll get your messages.
Lightning struck his home Monday, it killed his TV, Phones, Modem, Microwave, VCR, and more importantly his COMPUTER. He currently has absolutely no means of communication.
If you're a friend of Jon's, or are an artist expecting things such as payment for a commission or...whatever, I hope this journal entry'll help you at least know what's going on.
Send him your best wishes guys, hopefully if he gets a new computer or can pop in to check on things he'll get your messages.
Possible Free Fetish Art!
Posted 12 years agoThe more detailed and the more strange, the more of a chance you have of being picked!
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4853372/
http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4853372/
FREE Skyrim YCH Auction!
Posted 12 years agoWhat're you waiting for? Check it out!
Free Mature Art
Posted 12 years agoThe Very Reason I'm Afraid of Coming Out
Posted 12 years agohttp://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/.....n_3263406.html
Please pass this on. Spread this article around to friends and family. Make it known the dangers and hardships our LGBT brothers and sisters face abroad. This young man came out as gay during a party and was raped with beer bottles and had his skull crushed.
Let's also not forget that in this past week three targeted incidents of gay beatings have taken place in NYC. We may have made great strides yesterday in Minnesota but we all must come together in solidarity for one another and in support of these victims.
I would really appreciate it if everyone here brought awareness to these issues. Thanks.
Yoinked from
valmir
Please pass this on. Spread this article around to friends and family. Make it known the dangers and hardships our LGBT brothers and sisters face abroad. This young man came out as gay during a party and was raped with beer bottles and had his skull crushed.
Let's also not forget that in this past week three targeted incidents of gay beatings have taken place in NYC. We may have made great strides yesterday in Minnesota but we all must come together in solidarity for one another and in support of these victims.
I would really appreciate it if everyone here brought awareness to these issues. Thanks.
Yoinked from
valmirWord's getting around about a hacker on the loose
Posted 12 years agoSigned on only to find my inbox flooded with 'Hacker Alert!' journals abound. I'll repost the contents of these journals for others:
Rumor has it there is hacker on FA, hacking people and blocking our friends to make them block us. You'll then be banned from FA.
Write the same warning in your journal to protect not only yourself but everyone! Here's another warning: If I'm being a jerk, saying stuff like "Shut up", "Get lost" or "I don't want to see you on my homepage anymore", that's not really me. That's the hacker.
Write all of this down in your journal too!
Please do this, it's for the safety of everyone!
Forward this message before someone gets hacked!
Rumor has it there is hacker on FA, hacking people and blocking our friends to make them block us. You'll then be banned from FA.
Write the same warning in your journal to protect not only yourself but everyone! Here's another warning: If I'm being a jerk, saying stuff like "Shut up", "Get lost" or "I don't want to see you on my homepage anymore", that's not really me. That's the hacker.
Write all of this down in your journal too!
Please do this, it's for the safety of everyone!
Forward this message before someone gets hacked!
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